Reveal power level at work

I don't understand
what is OP meaning with "power level"?

>asks you to give him reasons to terminate you

lurk or fuck off

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I'll throw you a bone. "Power level" just means "strong interest in nerd shit." Reference to Dragon Ball Z, where one must hide their power level to avoid making enemies or scaring people away.

I am relatively new to this site so I'm not yet familiar with the board's own lingo
thank you :)

>plot twist: user works at FBI

stfu man. lurk more before you get banned.

Am I weird or is something about wanting to make friends after the age of 21 is just plain odd?

Welcome to Yea Forums, such as it is. Some vasic etiquette: dont put single sentences on each new line as it bloats the post size and makes the writing look childish. Dont use a name or a trip code (id) when you dont have to. People care what you say, not who you are. Also there is a word filter for certain terms that got overused, so if you see the word Onions it means it filtered out the word "onions". Last, you really shouldn't post if you're not over 18.

fuck you lil nigger

Fuck you, and eat a fucking bag of HIV positive black cocks you piece of shit. Get banned.

You're weird. Companionship is a core human desire.

Apparently I'm not skilled enough to get around the filter. It's the kind of bean that tofu is made of.

>text a potential love interest that i like anime
>they haven't texted back in almost 8 hours

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>reveal power level at work
>call the boss a nigger

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did you just say "I like anime" unprompted? Because if so, I'd say she's dodging a bullet

>Start new job this old scary guy works there
>Worked with him for 4 years and he was based as all hell
>Somehow got on the topic of WW2
>"Thats the only thing he did wrong, he didnt finish the job"

Fucking based old man....a damn shame he isnt around anymore, the only one I liked...

>reveal powerlevel at work
>make girl hate you and then quit

lucky bastard

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>reveal power level at work
>IT'S OVER 9000 xD

No, I love being 30 and completely alone haha

no they asked me what tv shows or series' that i like and i said i like a ton of anime

>she

lol

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>he thinks he made a friend
>he is the laugh stock of the office at this point

OMG lol so crazy, ur like the joker or something xD

>coworkers start talking about video games

GIRUGAMESH

of course you're an actual faggot. kill yourself.

>buying ps4 controller from electronics store
>have to ask female worker to unlock the controller from the rack so i can take it to the counter
>she starts conversation with me since i have my skateboard in my hand
>"playing some skating games huh? haha! we actually have a deal that you get battlefront 2 for free if you buy a controller"
>"nah i'm good, i don't even have a ps4, i'm using it for my computer to play sekiro"
>"oh"
>stops talking to me, doesn't even serve me

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Good. Console trash should just drop dead. Even moreso because she had ZERO input on Sekiro. The absolute casual console trash.

>informs you of a deal she is probably supposed to tell people about
>you refuse
>interaction ends

what were you expecting?

>In groupchat for dumbass college thing
>One girl posts screenshot of fire emblem at like 2 in the morning
>We both really like FE, as it turns out
>End up getting her personal number to discuss FE
>Occasionally get more personal and vent about life
>This was like 4 or 5 years ago

Made a fren
Never met her in person but I love her all the same
Don’t even wanna date her
We still talk, too
Thanks Fire Emblem

honestly, i'm not even a "consoles r gay" type but i was over at my friends place and helping him with dark souls 3 and there was a noticeable delay between my button presses and the dodge
>he thinks you're meant to cut all contact with customer as soon as they politely refuse a limited time offer
have you never had a job before?

>reveal power level to young coworker
>he tells me a girl he went to school with called him an incel

Lmao

For me it’s relationships I don’t get. Why would someone willingly want to attach themselves to somebody and spend every single day with that person? Occasional casual sex is good, but relationships are fucking retarded.

a blowjob would have been nice

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That's sad.
I got called a school shooter by women. I guess incel is better than that.

School shooter is a generic boomer nigger insult. Incel from a chick your age seems worse.

AND GAYMEN!

Well i was attractive women my age telling me that.

Nah school shooters are cooler. because they also do not only talk.

Why are you so rude to me, I haven't done anything to you :(

dont worry, most of the posters here are edgy faggots from reddit that are probably underage and all arrived in 2015+

>In a Japanese class in college
>seven years in college because fuck my life
>I'm the only 30 something year old in the class
>thankfully, lost a shit ton of weight and I basically look like a football chad whenever I walk in and I look young for my age because of barely any drinking and zero smoking
>cute girl immediately catches my attention
>Not more than a 6/10, but beggars can't be choosers
>she's clearly into modern anime and the maymays and was discussing Persona 5 earlier
>keep trying to find ways of talking to her
>keep failing because despite looking like a hunk, I have zero social skills
>chris-chan trapped in the body of a slightly worse in shape Chris Evans
>they all think I'm a jock or something
It's an abstract kind of hell. Wasn't normal enough to fit in with the jocks in middle school, and now I'm too normal to fit in with the weebs in college. I'm 80% sure she's dating someone from another college though, so whatever.

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>columbine happens
>walk around in trenchcoat
>police gives me shit
>stop walking around in trenchcoat
oh i forgot, you fags want a true story, bro
>fuck the principal
>everyone walks the dinosaur

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Is that the user that blew his head off with a shotgun?

Onions gets turned into onions now?

>Why would someone willingly want to attach themselves to somebody and spend every single day with that person?
I didn't get it either until 3 days ago and the change was like a switch had been flipped in my head.

There's literally nothing wrong with being gay

No, it's Reptile™ from the Mortal Kombat™ series from the gracious overlord Ed Boon.

okay, retard

>Revealing your powerlevel
Foolishness

>tell coworker to play thief, witcher 1
>it becomes a running joke in the office that i have terrible taste in games
Never again.

Dude I arrived like a month ago and i know what power level means

kill yourself faggot or the AIDS will get you

>noticable delay
That's probably more due to the tv he was playing on than the console.

>Woman I manage has sons around my age with similar tastes to me
>It's gotten to the point where they ask her to ask me vidya questions
I didn't expect it to get this far, just made conversation one day because she was buying her kids Switches for Christmas

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>text a potential love interest that i like anime
>they haven't texted back in almost 3 years
she must be very busy

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Are you into ponies, user? Me too!

based

>be a wagecuck
i mean theres nothing worse than that lol.

>Guy I sit opposite keeps trying to tell me about his No Man's Sky playthrough
>I haven't even said I like videogames
TAKE A FUCKING HINT WE SIT NEXT TO THE MANAGER AND NEITHER OF US HAVE THE TIME TO SIT AND TALK

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