ITT: Cosmetics that don't go with anything

I like this hat but the accompanying beard I'm not sure about

Any hat replacement suggestions? I'm mostly just trying to build around the dough puncher which i love

Swell

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For me, it's Dapper Topper. One of the best hats in this game, but people just have no idea how to make anything decent with it

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>dough puncher
There's literally a chef medic set

fixed ur set

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when you could only get them from the store

i hate shit like that where he's literally a different occupation
it looks shit

can you not uncrate them anymore? is it just that those crates are no longer dropping? i assume you can still buy them for like a cent

Meaningless shit like this

also why can the game handle different skins, paints, sheens, unusual effects but not a 4th cosmetic slot?

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Sits behind enemy spawn doors on Harvest uncloaked and gets really mad whenever someone preemptively shoots there after dying to him

Tries to headshot people while hiding in corners or from behind his team but ends up just being a far less effective and far more hilarious Sniper

Refuses to use straight upgrades out of a self-deluded purist mindset, but even if he used them it would only marginally improve his chances of not getting meatshot while his pub pocket rocket jumps away

The biggest badass in the hallways of a CTF map until he kills a clueless Engineer and makes him switch to Pyro (who will make him leave the server within five minutes)

the crate series no longer drop and they're being bought off the market so homosexuals can unbox them in the hopes of an actually good unusual effect

>Refuses to use straight upgrades out of a self-deluded purist mindset, but even if he used them it would only marginally improve his chances of not getting meatshot while his pub pocket rocket jumps away
i actually just havent unlocked them yet lol

you can but it's just easier to buy paints from someone

>hats

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>buying cosmetics before getting borderline required weapons
Nevermind, you're just a retard

*reflects your rocket*
*reflects you into the air when you pathetically whip out your escape plan in some last ditch effort to melee fight*
*glomps you*
Gunboats are for brainlets that don't have maps memorized

i want to get a strange crossbow which is expensive so im procrastinating
ubersaw is an achievement so im not gonna bu yit

>reality
youtube.com/watch?v=lU1Qg1oWqz4

>implying pyro mains shower
smelly

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>gabe gives christmas present to everyone
>open it
>muskelmannbraun paint

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