I was in a coma for 10 years. What games did I miss out on?

I have recently woken out of a coma and missed out on 2 generations worth of gaming. What are the must have games that I should scoop up? I am into games of all varieties, but have a strong affinity for RPGs, and tactical shooters like MGS and Splinter Cell. The souls series looks like a blast. Gimme the essentials of the last 10 years. Im going on a buying spree and am going to shut myself inside for a couple years and rape as many games as I can.

I am so excited for MGS4.

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go play fortnite bro, trust me

At least if you post a pasta edit it a bit.

new online fallout.

That game looks like aids. Autism simulator in its purest form.

Persona 5 happened so maybe catch up with that if you like RPGs

Fallout New Vegas
Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2
Hitman 2 + Legacy pack
If it's been 10 years you missed out on Minecraft I believe
Half Life 3 was deconfirmed a year or so ago
But this is a LARP anyways so

Doom. Not the original one. There's a new one just called Doom.
But also the original one because it became popular again once the new one came out and now zoomers are finally experiencing it and there's a huge surge of new wads.

Check out Mass Effect Andromeda bro.

btw Donald Trump is president

Have sex

No you weren't.

Im going to hit up some pawn shops and see if they have any of those for cheap. I keep hearing talk about some persona series so im going to take a gander at that online and see how it looks.

How about xenosaga? Is that an actual good series worth looking into?

If you had really been in a coma for 10 years you would have said Asperger's simulator and not autism simulator. Asperger's was different from autism 10 years ago.

fuck off

Im just trying to fit in ok

He was in jail lmao

By the way, the left are now pro-war and pro-censorship, and the right is anti-war and anti-censorship. The religious right and new atheism died in 2014 and right versus left became nationalism versus globalism instead. The Bush family is now liked by the left because they're globalists. You've missed out on a lot.

maybe he was locked in a rape dungeon.

And it did not work

The og doom scene has always been there.

Don’t visit the World Trade Center in September bro, thank me later

some people did something there.

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What felt like being in a coma, user?

?being in a coma

he probably shit in a diaper every day.

Bro the new diablo 3 looks sick

if he actually was in a coma for the last 10 years he still would've known about 9/11 because that happened 18 years ago

It finally happened bro.

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>rape as many games as I can
stop putting your penis inside consoles

>18 years ago was 31 years ago
fuck where has the time gone...

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everyones always telling other posters to have sex but when they do (with their console) they get told off for it.

go back to sleep OP, trust me