Should the next GTA set in the African jungle?
Should the next GTA set in the African jungle?
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why are they all so chill?
next gta should come to Brazil HUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHUE
afaik gorillas are pretty docile hominids. it's chimpanzees who are aggressive psychos. i think orangutans are the most docile towards humans.
>tfw no gorilla bro to play vidya with
Don't you need police for a GTA game?
They look pretty cool to hang out with
Uganda would be a great setting, make it really over the top.
he could be their dad
The next farcry definitely should, about time they go back too the jungle and African jungles are as good as any.
It would be hard to drive around freely if that was the main setting. They could go with Nigeria or Brazil if they want something really wild.
the left gorilla seems pretty chill, the one next to it looks like it's actually posing for the photo like a woman
I'd smoke weed with all four of dem niggas
Wouldn't that just be African Sleeping Dogs?
>all these kids getting brainwashed into degeneracy because others insist they're "not gorilla enough" if they respect the law
dude weed
I don't think you realize how good this could be if done correctly
In all seriousness, they really fucking can't, given the politically correct atmosphere of today. Anyone who attempts the setting will get shit on, just like RE5.
So your propsoing Grand Theft Auto: Far Cry (w/e number Ubisoft has milked it too unless its like the dinosaur one then it has some retard name)?
Shit'd be amazing
Why are you runnink? WHY are you runnink!
It would be fucking hilarious and blend seamlessly with Rockstar's sadistic sense of humor.
Prove me wrong. You can't.
Just throw in some manipulative whiteys alongside the corrupt authorities and they'll gobble that shit right up
>hard to make dark humor about raoe when its commonplace.
>Same with killing.
>Incest
>Beastiality
>Lack of technology
>Fact that majority of the population cannot read or write
>No smartphones or other modern conveinces
>3/4 of the country live without modern plumbing or electircty
Should I continue?
They're chill until they're not
Nah, gorillas and orangutans are bros. The real assholes are the chimps.
wait a minute, the gorilla on the right
is it actually smiling for the shot?
No way
Gorillas are monogamous, he'd stay to provide
>it's chimpanzees who are aggressive psychos
Yeah that thing could tear you to shreds.
So is this why it would work?
>itt retards who don't understand that gta as a series is a parody of the american dream and american society
me grug me want shoot game set in africa because nig nigs
>I think everyone here is 100% serious
tism
>i think orangutans are the most docile towards humans.
except for the ones who are rapists
There's barely anything in the jungles to really lampoon. They're fucking jungles. The cities on the other hand provide plenty of material, due to most of them already having crime and corruption up the ass.
Piss off faggots. I respect this man. would die protecting animals from chinks for bullshit horn powder medicine
Would be a good game desu, africa is an insane shithole you just wouldn't believe what goes down there.
They still put people in prison for black magic, apparently putting a leaf on your head like japanese tanuki turns you into a dog.
i assume you're referring to those men who raped an orangutan? yeah those aren't humans as far as im concerned
Park rangers are fucking saints
well there were italians, nogs, slavs
they could do asians and the triad?
>GTA south africa
>go into office building
>no white people, no electricity
>blacks shitting in the elevator shaft
What is GTA London?
>chink bugmen pay poachers to get horn for ED and for many other bullshit
chinks deserve the nuke
Idk about GTA, since it's usually a game set in big urbanistic environments, but a proper african jingle game in that style could be amazing
can't wait till apes evole into humans shit's gonna be cash
that's not how evolution works
> enemy variety is just reskins
Huh? Nobody is making of fun of him at all.
huh?
>nuke chinks
>radiation turns them to superbugs
>Starship Troopers happen, except all on Earth
>goes in a second time
Monkey see, monkey do
huh? huh? huh?
uhh s-sorry?
holy shit i'd play Ugandan Souls
>SUPA KICKER
>SUPAAAA KICKEEER
>WHOS THE BITCH
>YOU
>WELCOME TO UGANDA
Get a dog bro
theyre probably going to cave to all the fags and children crying for miami because muhstalgia. they should really do a modern day London game
>durrr no guns
yeah GTA is a super realistic crime thriller
White admixture kinda does that.
>abloobloobloo racism
fuck off underage
Could there be machete muslim gangs on mopeds?
*chuckles and walks off*
There are tonnes of guns here. Just not in British hands.
they could, in 5 they added a system later in Online where you have melee on bikes
Chinatown wars?
muricans dont see “MAN SHOT IN UK” in their news so they assume gun crime never happens here
Gorilla's are chill creatures unless you are very clearly an asshole who seems threatening. the context of the pic is the man is actually one of the peoples who protects those gorillas from poachers, so the gorillas like him.
They, and all anglos are the last thread to earth. We must get rid of these monstrous bug races. Do not feel bad, killing an chink or an Anglo is nothing more than stepping on a cockroach.
Why aren't there gorillas in north america?
Hybridized with people
because if there ever was, settlers and natives probably killed them because they seemed threatening
Thats literally the dark humor you fucking moron, if its a fact its not humor, its a fact.
Just the narrator constantly shit-talking would make the game 11/10
yes, africa has the most fucked up and interesting crimes
>modern day piracy
>modern day slavery
>child soldiers made to do things worse than any horror movie you've ever seen
>various tribes and religions constantly on the brink of genociding each other over retarded rumors and feuds
>demented social fads like wives cutting their husbands penises off for being alcoholics and thinking raping babies cures AIDS
>people who still believe in witchcraft and will kill albino kids for more mana or burn down someones house for giving them a curse
>places where the poaching is so bad it's legal to hunt the poachers themselves
>corrupt governments who do nothing about terrorists in their territory and just torture random people into confessing to attacks like the inquisition
>civil wars over mining rights for the metals the whole planet uses for their technology
>private security firms that just go about exterminating criminal gangs like playing an FPS irl
>vigilante gangs that publicly execute criminals in ghastly ways because the police won't even go into their hundreds of miles wide slums
just make a fictional country so no one can get too offended and make the edgiest game ever
Well, in truth we are far more civilized compared to our fucked up laddie, so gun crimes rarely happen. It's a perk of still having humanity I guess.
Not him, but your "point" is fucking retarded.
Normies deny all those things because they can't face the fact that their countries are filled with [insert bad thing].
Russian male suicide rate is the highest in the whole world. But every time they are told this, they turn to full denial and "muh trannies".
>Russian male suicide rate is the highest in the whole world
western propaganda
>nation that looks down on smiling has unhappy populace
Say it ain't so
If you smile and your teeth are visible near a monkey it will think you are playing tough and challenging it.
a game made before the concept of gta progressed from "vague crime film cliches"
don't reply to me again, nigger
russia still aspires to grow morally BECAUSE it is so shit in reality. they can still imagine a brighter future achieved through traditional values. austria on the other hand has peaked economically and civilly. they don't even know what to wish for other than endless personal freedom, the end of competition, of stresses altogether (an obvious fantasy only achievable with future technology we're not as close to building as we'd like to think).
>can't even eat fine european cheese that doesn't set on fire
no wonder they kill themselves
They doin that japanese hoodlum post where they lean ever so slightly witht heir hands in their pockets