Wu Zi: "I have uh, confession to make. I um... i'm blind

>Wu Zi: "I have uh, confession to make. I um... i'm blind.

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NO SHIT

>But at least I'm not a negro

I hope he shows up in the new gta like how some characters from gta 4 made appearances in 5.

diffrent universes bro

HOW CAN HE DRIVE SO GOOD YET STUMBLE ON FOOT?

I wish Rosenberg would show up.

They could still bring him in. It's not like it's impossible, it's a fictional universe. You could meet him in Las Venturas in a future game or something.

>try replaying Vice city after a decade
>game aged like milk
Mods help, but fuck man. I dig the aesthetic. I hope GTA 6 is in Vice city

I used to start it up, get in a car and put it on the new wave station and let it loop while chilling.

>Dude absolutely cleans house at texas hold 'em
>Turns out he was bluffing fucking everything

Ay CJ, tell me why I didn't finish high school

He is our lucky mole.

>You do know that I'm black, right? And not chinese?
>I'm blind, Carl, not stupid.

The Chad blind asian man vs. The negroid nigger.

you could have done "Chad Chink"

what, explain please

Did SA have the most likeable characters? V had Lamar and that's literally it. IV had Roman and the jamaican guy and that's it.

It's really a miracle how the best GTA with the most likable cast was mostly about nigs. What went so right?

Yes

I dunno what it is, I got immersed.

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It wasn't afraid to show nigs as nigs and nigs as something more than nigs. Usually we only get one or the other.

>IV had Roman and the jamaican guy and that's it
and Packie
and Dwayne
and Brucie

What's there to explain.
There's 2d universe, 3d universe and HD universe.

I have no problems with replaying VC, but man, I just can't stand III for some reason.

and rockstar said that characters from the 3d universe cant cross into the hd universe

This. It's why Lamar, as annoying as he can get, was a breath of fresh air in V.

It's not that bad and driving is super easy.
Stories fixed most of it, it kind of plays like SA.
Now 3...

CJ: Woozie, you know I'm black and not chinese, right?

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THAT MUTE ASSHOLE
THAT FUCKIN' SNAKE WITHOUT A TONGUE

>Carl: "Uh, one last thing. You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese."
>Woozie: "I'm blind, Carl, not stupid."

Except Lazlow, somehow.

And Freddy, who still needs a nanny.

I'm sorry, We're just looking for someone with a bit more.... mass appeal.

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and he directly references his rock radio station from VC in 4 too

Isn't Lazlow one of the writer's self insert?

Don't forget Lovefist is also in the game.

Lazlow is a radio personality who also works for Rockstar on GTA games and self inserts as himself

Hey, yeah Lovefist is in GTAV. What the hell is with that?

THE BACK'A YO NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK'A HOT DAWGZ

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