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Have I got juice on me c
Oops. What that me?
Another beautiful soul for my collection~
THEY SING THE SONG OF DEATH
DOUBLE KILL
TRIPLE KILL
No I'm not a lumberjack! This! This is personal!
Last Words
I literally stopped watching TI because of this bitch
Was she still there at the latest one?
Nigs nigs nigs nigs nigs
But the latest has been one of the best ones, actually movie worthy and I am not even joking.
yeah, and she will probably be at every TI to come as long as the game is alive.
i don't mind her, i think she does a good enough job when it's required. the issue is when they combo her with slacks and the fact that ledditors love and encourage them to do those cringe segments. i had to pause the stream between matches last year because it became too painful to watch.
TI8 was a wild fucking ride that culminated into one single moment.
*High pitched whine*
I still haven't forgiven Valve for what they did to Techies
I need... Gummy vitamins.
yeah but is that stupid cunt gone
people keep saying this but he's as good as ever
learn your fucking cliff and woods traps retards
Whenever someone uninstalls Artifact, Slacks loses one hair.
Please, if you care about his head, keep playing. There's still time.
>bitch
What the fuck man, she is great. Now pairing her up with Slacks, however... An unholy combination.
You mean they reworked him into a hero that interacts with the game instead of jerking off by himself somewhere on the map?
How terrible.
This guys va is great, glad they gave him more heroes after timbersaw.
Dota died with 7.00
Prove me wrong
TI8 was the best TI
Base 7.00 was a shit show but everything wrong with it has been fixed since then
They just need to remove the xp and gpm talents and move rosh closer to the dire.
Just admit you can't be assed to adjust to the changes instead of repeating this meme.
I legit haven't enjoyed a single match since the release of 7.00
Fuck Valve for killing solo offlane too
fuck you nigger, 1v3 was boring as shit to watch and frustrating to play whether you were solo or safe
always just the 3 faggots bullying the 1 away from the cs if not killing him
you can't form an opinion for something you've never played, fuck off retard
MY CLAWS ARE RED WITH THE GORE OF FIRST BLOOD
Jizz
Jizz on my chin
>Techies now has an 8 second silence
>some people somehow think this is bad
his Blast Off is way better, it's also incredibly obnoxious because it trades really hard to the point some Techies players just get regen and spam it in lane to trade regen items.
FIRST BLOOD! AS INDEED, I AM FIRST IN EVERYTHING!
Who's your favorite hero Yea Forums?
already posted him
also if you don't see the potential he has for an arcana and give him all your votes, you truly are a man without taste
You vote for qop arcana because of sex with qop(now in hd)
reading comprehension
There are no good guys in dota
I always vote for Timbersaw, Doom, Meepo, Windranger and Mirana
just imagine a Doom arcana ult, would be glorious
Axe for life
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I miss being invisible though
This. No one in DOTA is a saint.
>Biggest Fluke ever happend in History of Dota.
Best TI, Sure buddy
>what is Omniknight
A dirty bitch
I mean, if you mean literally a saint, you're correct. In terms of the usual use of the word saint, the Omniscience is probably not what everyone thinks it is.
free pathing >>> invisibility
The call that saved western dota. You can't refute this.
Io seems like a nice extraplanar entity
>best VA
>one of the funniest heroes to play
>can set up a crazy tempo for the game
>has been shit for years because it's all about pushing uphill and Timber is notoriously bad at it and needs to be paired with some meme tower taking down hero but since Timber doesn't do jackshit against BKBs and they killed your tower taking hero in the meanwhile, you just stand there and watch as you lose the game
Maybe someday he will become top tier again
>Aghanim's scepter upgrade: 2 chakrams and pierces magic immunity
We can only dream
>6.86 was 4 years ago
How to start a game of dota 2
Even Mars, the god of fucking war, doesn't want to hurt IO
>all the potential for great arcanas held back because voters nominate the same four cores every year and reddit pushing a literally who
You know you have to win multiple games to win a tournament right? You cannot call that a fluke
This line always gives me chills
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Invoker is my favorite hero in the game. I love his personality and his lore, I love how he plays in game, everything.
Too bad I'm still shit with him.
>still no mod to change Windranger back to Windrunner
>still no mod to change Wraith King back to Skeleton King
>still no mod to let Lich steal yo mana again
>still no mod to fix Drow's shitty new skin
>still no Poor Man's Shield
>still no mod to remove all the newfag heroes (ie: any hero after Bristleback)
>still no Dota 1.0 mod to re-live the good old days.
yeah this, Blast Off techies build is fun as fuck. Was basically useless before, unless you needed to deny yourself
>liking nigger drow
>Any hero post bristleback
But... that removes a lot of the most enjoyable heroes of DOTA ever.
go take your meds grandpa
everyone is kind of a gleeful murderer
which is a necessity for the kind of a murderous game dota is though
what good's murder when you just magically re-appear alive and well at the Ancient though?
The best techies games are ironically the games the enemy ignores you and your mines while you are farming away clearing creep waves with a single 10~ish second cooldown nuke. People really underestimate what a techies with a little bit of farm can do.
Plus the move speed buff made it that Techies can very easily reach haste speed naturally.
Just because you can recover from being stabbed doesn't mean its still not painful.
>By my hairy balls.
Yep, just ask Roshan after his ages being killed for the aegis.
winter wyvern
as carry
>mfw playing Winter Wyvern with a Drow player after the aura rework
Holy fucking shit, attacking at insane speed doing %health damage is nuts
QUICK SPRINT
how do you play winter wyvern carry, user?
Sniper
Phantom Assassin
Bristleback
Shadow Shaman
Winter Wyvern
Jakiro
Enchantress
can go 30/2/50 on those heroes easy, lots of fun.
Thats what happens when you try to fuck over gods chosen.
use gergle
>actually playing MOBAshit
lmao look at this autistic twink cuck
>how do you get lots of kills with one of the most OP supports in the game that has a "get free kill" button for an ulti?
its a shame auroth is so underrated
probably for the best
as a position 3 or something? sounds fun desu
Yeah stacking red was funny, but now he s stronger than ever. They did increase the skill needed to play him.
the only Heros i want to change back to previous models are Skeleton King and Lion, maybe make Storm Spirit more rotund again.
>cykabreaker
It's been a long time since I've played, but does this still hold true? Is he also still a general pubstomper?
why does Winter Wyvern's voice make my pee pee hard?
Which lion? Blue lion of fatfuck lion?
Because valve told the va if she can't make the sound guy cum twice by the time they're done recording they aren't paying her.
>outward destroyer
>good guy
Based.
iunno, I have a couple of those kinds of pics, think they're fucking funny
obese grotesque baron/nobility looking Lion, i understand why they changed it, because they want to sell cosmetics and people don't buy for ugly characters.
last I checked valve killed this game with more stupid changes
>ruined xp so now heroes that need to farm like spectre and medusa are ruined
>nerf luna to shit after giving her buffs she never needed
>games now full of button masher shit and kill lanes
dota 2 got the riot special guys
Explain pudge then.
Alch as support was actually played in some Pro games
>we league now
Been hearing this for nearly a decade now.
I still find it hilarious when people say talents make the game "LoL-like" when LoL isn't even the game with talents.
Why does nobody like Elder Titan?
i havent played dota since 8 months and havent PLAYED it since 2 years
what am i in for?
I just want see my nigga Ivan win his second TI
I like him, the problem he needs a lot of set up without equal payoff, at least until he gets his aghs.
epitome of male sexual energy
He's ugly
t: ET player
I love him
I especially love playing him and somehow making it to level 25 and picking the obviously inferior and less useful talent just to spam splitters
>they stopped updating Dota but it's Artifact
nooooooooo
Beastmaster
Aw man, that was actually fun, one of the only good things that came from Artifact, the other being Prellex
Is it possible to edit someone elses map? Maybe I should learn mapmaking just for this.
>Want to play it again
>4 new heroes I need to learn to deal with
>New items
>REMOVED AQUILA, IRON TALON AND POOR MAN'S SHIELD
REEEEEEEEE
Yeah, everything you download is in the addon folder and you can open up the workshop tools to tinker with it. The only thing is that Hammer even in Source 2 is fucking shit and there isn't that many references for DOTA 2 specific API.
NP used to be a popular pick and he got hit with Valve's ugly stick the hardest.
More like ratting went out of style. Pretty much the only person who still picks him and Lone Druid is fucking Bulldog.
CHIN CHOPPER CHIN CHOPPER
>alch
>support
*tips fedora*
I wonder what happened to tribe_israel
cool, I'm gonna get started to see if it looks retardedly complicated or not.
Battlecup looks so fucking neat, yet it's costs money, wtf volvo
>Have 1.3k+ games on techies
>Always seem to carry the team by turbo fucking the enemy with my micro/calculation skills with remotes
>always get accused of scripting
>don't fucking care since most people can't even preform this
>end up usually losing the match since they finally realised how to get through my defence
life is hell as a techies player
>Defence in late game
Lmao, just become a right clicker.
>end up usually losing the match since they finally realised how to get through my defence
>1.3k+ techies games
maybe it's time to stop playing a game ruining hero?
INVOKER ON THE LANE
Unironically this. +251 damage with the right items makes it that you will be hitting like a truck. Getting those items shouldn't be a problem either, you're a techies.
HEY INVOKER
FUCK MAGIC
>triple kill in laning phase
???
Hey it happens if the mid laner is helping getting the runes.
>he has never seen a trilane lose to a solo undying
It's funny if the dirge is on your side
LC
Hes retired
clinkz seems like a down to earth dude (as a burning skeleton can be I guess) who just fights because what the fuck else is he gonna do, I'd put him in neutral
clickety click
+251 is boring for +25 mines movement speed is a lot more gimmicky and fun to toy around with
I dunno, seeing a techies you bullied all game suddenly start running at 450+ movement speed with a deso and other carry items nuking your team from half the screen away is hilarious.
Clinkz is a hero since he died protecting his people from some demon.
I quit DotA three years ago after playing for 10 years, and I can certainly say that its the best thing I've done in my life so far. My mental health have never been so much better.
WHAT THE HELL MAGINA
it's fun for the first 10 to 20 matches that it's done but it never really gets a kick out of me with seeing someone blow up instantly.
PMS and aquila were literally a must buy on every agi core, that's the definition of imbalanced
This hero needs to go.
TI8 was pure kino.
But I guess you'd have to be there.
and now every core builds two or three bracers, null talismans, or wraith bands.
>500 people cheering for og in /d2g/
It was a great final
have i got jizz on me chins
>TI8
I haven't watched dota since ti8, I felt it in my soul that that was the time to stop as nothing would be better.
Dota 3 when?
when ur mom dies
realistically, after HL3 (ie: source engine 3) when they have some fancy new tech to show off in their tech demo of a game.
which'll spawn TF3, L4D3, Dota3 and a new counterstrike game, probably.
Esports kino. I don't think there will be a better storyline than Fly's betrayal and OG's rise to victory there.
This is way better than anything a scriptwriter at valve could've come up with, so the only realistic conclusion is that all this was real.
post yfw the annoying weeb's career is over
It will always be Phantom Lancer
>we outnumber them, we outnumber them all
>You're in the pub and this techies slaps your carry's ass
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What do?
What WC3 model should be a hero and why is it mortar team?
PL has one of the most obnoxious voice/personality combo in the game.
Man the amount of voice lines and interactions is top tier in Dota.
>tfw styling on the enemy team with ember
The new suicide is amazing, would play him more if it didnt elicit such a negative reaction.
Or you know valve cant be bothered to release more
How are you still getting hooked after the change lol, buy wards and dont run in a straight line and you will beat the majority of pudges you fucking retard.
>no love for CM
fuck this thread
all of you quit DotA
THAT ONE LOOKS ANGRY
I can't wait until Invoker gets an arcana next year
His pick rate will skyrocket and I'll be able to beat even more retards by just picking TA against him
This one is in the bag, and that one is too, AND that one! They are all in the bag.
When are we getting new patch or atleast compendium?
I read that Drow Ranger is with the Dire from some Artifact video, though I guess it's better off if we forget that game. Also I don't see how roaming the forest luring people into their deaths is "good"
Drow is radiant. Artifact is just a fewer dream at this point.
>ta
>vs invoker with urn and coldsnap
What's with all those Radiuns on Bad?
>people still pick trashcan heroes like am
Kunkka
>tfw you build aether lens and transform your game of dota into battleship
This with octarine in Overthrow, just spam torrent and ship and annoy the shit out of everyone
>Invoker with urn and coldsnap
>When he has more deaths than last hits at 10 minutes
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it hurt so much bros ;_;
I don't like sluts
rip HoN
truly you were the golden age of trash talking
>First Blood! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
but apparently I have most games on Invoker, but I have never in any of those 250 games life skilled a point in Exort earlier than I absolutely had to
>that one guy who first picks Scout
>that 5 man carry in the 1300 bracket (BH, Flint, Scout, NH, Swiftblade)
>that one guy trying hard to mid Dampeer
This
man, i havent played quas wex in so long, its such a fun build
>>that one guy who first picks Scout
>he's oj
>you and your friends vote to kick him based on solely this information 13 seconds into the game
>it passes
God, I miss old techies. He was so much fun.
>Maliken calling that guy a nigger
>stay near tower i hook them fuckers in
better times
>tfw kingraven deleted a lot of his videos
I have not played a single game of Exort Invoker in my life, I do not know how to do any Combos more complicated than Tornado/EMP and Urn/Cold Snap and I have a 70% winrate on the hero.
Quas Wex Invoker is the only way to play Invoker.
Dampeer was a very strong mid, because you burst your lane opponent 100 to 0 at level 6 and if you did get it, you'd just just start terrorizing people on the map with your maxed essences and you snowball and force a CC at 15.
>playing a dying game only played by Chinks and Russians.
>d-dead game
>says nervous man for the 9th year in a row
>tfw managed to play a two and a half hour game thanks to picking Techies
The glorious bastards weren't something you picked to win games, but to ruin everyone elses fun and to have fun at it yourself.
Imagine being white and still playing this game.
>larping as a white person
imagine a winter wyvern announcer
my dick would not survive a match's duration under that kind of pressure
The only thing techies deserves is deletion
The current QW invoker is something like Urn -> Aots/Orchid, after Meteor Hammer got neutered on the hero.
-30 seconds on Ghost Walk is also a super exciting talent, but it means Meteor Hammer isn't worth buying anymore.
First blood stains the banners!
same
give me the rundown for Ti8, what was the story here
>tfw no mommy winter wywern gf
Is this an alignment chart from original dota?
good thing we have more than one server to queue into
>litteral jew betrays childhood friend days before last big pre TI tournament
>notail cobbles together a team for TI
>predicted to finish dead last
>barely manages to get into upper bracket in group stages
>has several close games barely beating teams predicted to win the tournament
>faces off against backstabbing friend
>wins and send his team to lower bracket
>beats the chink favorites causing them to face off against ex-friends team
>chinks knock out the jew
>beats the chinks again in a grand finals series that was even better than TI3 grand finals
n0tail's team was one of the weakest and least hopeful after it got collapsed by fly, they barely made it into TI.
Then he comes out of fucking nowhere and cleans house, kicking the judas in the dick as payment for being stabbed in the back
Also CEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBB
>Be American
>Only queued up with BR's and Spics
>Be European
>Only ever queued up with Russians
damn, i stopped playing dota around ti3, any kino moments from ti8?
Shortly before the last pre-TI tournament, Summit 9 OG basically disbanded, with Fly and S4 joining EG, because Fly thought he wouldn't win much with OG. This left Fly's ex-best friend n0tail with his coach Ceb and only one other player, Jerax. Fly's EG performed quite well and they were one of the favorites going into TI8.
n0tail, left with his dyfunctional team called in a favor from his ex-mid player Ana, who took the carry role and he picked up EU-pubstar Topson (known for his QW Invoker and Monkey King play) to compete in the open qualifiers for TI.
OG unsurprisingly crushed their way through them and made it to TI. During groups OG looked fairly weak, they were seeded in a different group from EG. They got to upper bracket in a fluke and their game 1 was against one the weakest teams at the tournament.
But them everything changed. OG was playing EG. It was the grudge match, between the betrayed young hero n0tail and his rival Fly. It was arguably one of the best series of all time, it was a personal conflict. It culminated in one of the most ridiculous games I have ever seen and n0tail basically accomplishing what he came to TI for.
And then this moment:
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And from then on, no matter what OG had already won. And then OG beat LGD, one of the most dominant teams at the tournament twice and won TI.
The 10 million dollar axe call that also saved western dota
This just means that you didnt play for a while or you have extremely low behaviour score. I am euro and more than 90% of my games are euros vs russians because of how the matchmaking handles your languages.
>I am euro and more than 90% of my games are euros vs russians because of how the matchmaking handles your languages.
That's not how it works, retard.
First Blood! This one's gonna be a scorcher!
CEEEEEEEEEB
HE GETS THE CALL
>Quit LoL and DOTA almost 4 years ago
>still want to play
Don't bother, game and the pro scene is just shit after TI3
>TFW in a level of play with Pudge wins early game always because you get the idiots who get hooked from the same spot over and over.
Glad I quit the game. I'm not good by any means but the quality of shitter I get on my team is just awful.
we are going back home boys
SOUL vs SOULLESS
>giving Blizzard any money
>in CY+4
Jewish faggot abandons his friend just for the higher chance of winning TI and making money.
Team he abandoned proceeds to send them to lower bracket and wins TI through the power of actual friendship.
>nublizz chinese knockoff
>home
pcbros mad that even the "chinese knockoff" looks 100 times better than the garbage oiled plastic toy valve managed to shit out
Was such a nice thread until the blizzdrone found it.
My life has never been the same since I lost my precious boy
I miss when I enjoyed Dota
>Team is unstoppable and doesn't lose a single match in forvever
>Valve does a balance or content update
>Suddenly the team that could not get defeated once is now garbage tier
>A team that used to be garbage tier is now the new unstoppable force
>rinse and repeat
How do people even enjoy watching this kind of "e-sports"?
Dumb anime poster
VP have been on top for 3 years straight.
Choking at TI doesn't really say anything against this if you actually follow Dota.
Then again, if you followed dota you'd know the rest of your post wasn't true either.
TI is all that matters, no one gives a shit about the hundreds of random tournaments.
>the virgin ranged ability spammer
>THE CHAD MELEE AUTO-ATTACK
I miss my bones
reminds me of the infamous 4h+ Techies game some Russians played once. It's on youtube, fucking crazy to watch.
>Whites are this outnumbered yet they still outperform the chink hivemind on a consistent basis and have the most entertaining TI games
Nice.
Yeah the thing is if you actually followed dota you'd know that wasn't true.
OG aren't even regarded as a T1 team any more.
Nor were they before TI.
What are your opinions on really fucking good techies players, ones that make you question their sanity
Dont mind me friends just blowing his pub game wide open
Cool dude who has been in the scene since basically forever wants to make a team fueled by the power of friendship.
Best friend tags along, they have some moderate success but nothing too big.
Best friend sees an oportunity to further his career by leaving a team he considers unworthy of him.
Fly (best friend) and s4 (eternal swede cuck with weak jaw) leave the team hours before a flight to a Major without notice, forcing n0tail and his team to withdraw
TI8 qualifiers were on the way and OG had no team to compete thanks to the 2 scumbags who n0tail called friends.
n0tail starts playing in pubs, he finds Topson, a turbo virgin mid player who never had an important tournament in his life and his earnings playing the game were about 4k.
This happened 3 weeks before the International btw.
And through the power of friendship and tilting tryhards by mass tipping (basically you can tip the enemy or your teammates useless ponts at any given point, the tactic worked so good to tilt players that Valve decided to keep it in the game as a new strategy) the biggest underdogs of all Dota 2 history won the tournament.
Topsons earnings went from having 4k in his pocket to almost 2 million dollars.
GG EZ OG
deeply frustrating to play against but also impressive at the same time
>OG aren't even regarded as a T1 team any more.
>Nor were they before TI.
Which doesn't matter shit as history has already shown us. There will be a balance or content update and suddenly one of the "shit teams" will suddenly become a T1 team that is unstoppable.
Chinese viewer numbers are bots, that's why they don't get included in proper figures
anime poster ahaha
OG literally played the game the complete opposite way of how people thought the patch needed to be played.
I mean yeah? Thanks for proving my point.
Yeah except this isn't what happened with OG at all. OG decided to play comfort picks and ignore meta, they played scrappy ass dota and exploited the fact that teams at TI play cautious and passive.
You've just made up some bizarre story and I'm not sure why.
I miss Dendi
literally the only loyal player
No one gives a shit about the team tiers when TI is worth 10 times more than any other tournament.
The only important thing in the game is which team understands the meta better. OGs meta was to tilt the other team and force them to make mistakes.
That's the point. They understood the meta better than everyone else and played unexpectedly.
Who cares about playing your best while fighting for the breacrumbs while being analyzed by all the other teams? Save up your strategies for the big event.
Dendi was too loyal, he was also an impressive player but kind of a dimwit which is why he fell behind.
because it is supremely easy for your team to fuck up your combo
Reminder only reason he was even relevant even if he played like shit for years and years is because he was the "face of Dota" because he was the most popular Russian e-celeb, and this game is mostly played by Russians and Chinks.
who /fishboy/ here?
too bad nudota is garbage and has been since 6.86
We get it user, movie games are the best because they're popular in western europe and north america.
OG didn't understand the meta at all. They chose not to. Nobody learned anything or picked up anything that OG did at TI as being some meta breaker. It wasn't. The damage reduction exploitation was meta at that point anyway.
TI also isn't the only thing and only a casual viewer would treat it as such. I don't know why you're so set on this bizarre notion of patches making garbage teams good. It doesn't happen.
Haven't played DotA properly for like 4-5 years. Is Na'vi still the top dog?
>when you dark pact the disables
hard to stay alive these days but still a very fun character
Then how come I've NEVER heard anyone talk about any tournament outside of TI?
There's like a random tournament happening every second week, it's over saturated and nobody but the most autistic Dota fans give a shit about them.
TI is all that matters.
Not since ti3
THEY SING THE SONG OF DEATH
Na'Vi fell into the shitter once everybody learned how to actually play the game, although Puppey is the captain of Secret, which is at the moment one of the best teams in Dota.
And who would seriously doubt EL PRESIDENTE
Probably because you don't follow dota, retard.
Maybe don't talk about something you're clueless about.
It was shit, Secret did not win and some faggot cuck fluke shitters did
what happened to dendi?
No one said anything about patches making garbage teams good, retard. No one said anything about some meta breaker either.
They understood the meta better, I don't need patronizing posts from a 2k shitter.
Winning the TI is the only thing teams are actually looking forward every year, everything else is the icing on the cake.
>I'm a real fan!!!!
lmaoing at the 2k shitter who claims he's the super serious reel fan when every fucking player in the scene says that the TI is all that matters.
How can anyone still respect and follow the Dota pro scenes when players like EE is still allowed to use his nepotism to still get into good teams despite being one of the worst players?
FIRST BLOOD
SAINT AND SINNER BLEED ALIKE
No, and TI has been shit since NA'VI was good
>I'll call people a 2k shitter so they know I'm RIGHT!!
Whatever retard, what a pathetic post.
Because just so also happens to fuck himself at every chance he gets. I would post the webms but I don't have them on me.
Shitters like him or most of NADota are just relegated to being talents or bottom of the bin teams.
>doesn't post mmr
lul
cringe
based
>still doesn't post his mmr
lulx2
He had to play against people who actually practiced and studied mid and realised he couldn't compete.
Farm efficiency pioneer. Good theory crafting. Respected in dota player circles because of it.
that wasn't me i'm an outside party
:^)
i don't even have the game installed
That's all of esports desu.
>makes up excuses to not post his mmr
lulx3
>>>/reddit/
Misery.
>reddit boogeyman because he's afraid to post his mmr
classic 2k shitter lul
TI is all that matters in the end. The dpc was made because of TI. New heroes are revealed at TI. Articles are written about the fuckhuge prizepool. You don't need 10k mmr to know that.
The only players I can think of which genuinely don't deserve to get the gigs they do are Bulba and EE
When is /ourguy/ Wagamama streaming? Any other dudes in here that's going to his summer camp`?
You do realise Bulba coached EG at TI5 right?
Is she a hot latina?
>hasn't posted HIS mmr
what are you hiding hmmm
Maybe you could stop deflecting and making him shut the fuck up by posting your mmr.
But you won't because you're actually a 2k shitter
That is exactly how it works.
post mmr or you're herald trash
LC is a mulato
Guess you should post your MMR then along with everyone else itc
9k here
dear Trymike4instance,
please come back and make more dotes videos
9.1k here
Sorry I was rounding down I'm actually 9.2k
9.11k here
oh my bad did i say 9.1? i meant 91k
Reminder the face of Dota and one of the most popular Dota streamers is an actual Cuck that got cucked by a rich Arabian dude.
? Bulldog is an alpha male what the fuck you talking about
lul 91k shitter xd next patch u will be 2k trust me im 1000k with 300 iq
REHIRE 2GD
>alpha male
>this is how Yea Forums believe alphas behave
OH NO NO NO NO
Big W plays dota?
itt: seething 2k samefags
Haven't played in a while (2 accounts) and I lost like 1k mmr for fucking around by instapicking pudge but hey, at least I don't have to pretend I don't care l'm a 2k shitter lmao
Remember that time when Sinned stayed at his place and then they went to Dubai after his trip to TI got refused?
Sinned was offered by a rich Arabian dude to stay at their place, so they did that.
And after they came back from Dubai Sinned and Bulldog never once talked again.
that lane is fucked desu
>4k retard telling us all how much he knows about dota
ahahaha it even ends with comedy gold
how fucking pathetic honestly
stick to your pubs and don't pretend you know anything about the game
Of course its a barely 4k faggot making a stink about mmr
I have not watched Bulldog for like a year or two now and watched him a couple of days ago. It's the exact same type of jokes still made and he's still playing Dota even if it's so obvious that he hates it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>runs away to pull creeps at 2:14
>when the wave is already evenly pushing
>then proceeds to excuse it with "you need solo xp bro"
In all fairness that ogre is a fucking knuckle dragger
>they don't post theirs
Aww, so cute
Word of advice for anyone here wanting to learn a bit more about techies, use this guy's matches as a way to improve with the hero
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he's fucking insane and I've learned a few things by watching his techies, he's really showing off how powerful techies can be right now, techies is a fucking monster when used really well maybe even better than 6.84 techies.
techies players are beginning to realise how powerful this hero is, it's only a matter of time before things turn nasty
Is there an original of this?
Is there a problem?
>4k
can you at least crop your pics properly?
Everyone in this thread is retarded.
Anyone can go to Dotabuff and find a random profile with high MMR, crop it and post it here.
You idiots got trolled badly and are clearly seething retards fixated in an arbitrary number dictated by the ammount of thirdworlders in your region.
absolutely btfo'd
>459502414
unironically kill yourself
this thread lacks pics
found the RETARD
Sure but I'm not going out of my way to find some random profile to send to a 4k retard who thinks a balance patch is why teams win TI and why teams fall off.
It would be fine if he was trolling but writing "lul" every 30 seconds would be evidence to the contrary. The rest of us are just havin a giggle about it.
Here, my personal favourite
>always plays the same hero even if it fucks his team
>all he does is complain about his team even when he fucks up the team most games with his picks
Why are all Dota 2 personalities so entitled?
I have literally never played dota 2 but I've played(and disliked) other mobas
I know it has a lot of characters and it has some summoners, if I'm a summonerfag what will I like? broodmother looks awesome but is there some skeleton summoning action I can get in on?
>NAshitters being NAshitters
As usual.
all he can play are ratting splitpushers who can jungle if they lose lane
Yes, but the two heroes that summon skeletons can't control them.
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You can use taunt to make them dance though
Overusing words is a clear attempt at tilting. Also, he says he mains pudge so he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the game.
Another one
>EUcucks being EUcucks
As usual.
Wraith king can summon uncontrollable skele boys, warlock summons big golem boys, there are some wolves and boars to summon, and there are some illusion heroes, but I guess those aren't what you're after.
There's also necrobook dota2.gamepedia.com
Wish you could fucking control the burning army
Never said that, just said that OG understood the meta better and played unexpectedly. Keep seething, 2k shitter.
those sound cool, is broodmother the only character that can mass produce/control her summons? I remember someone saying she felt a lot like zerglings in starcraft, which I fucking love, but also that she's shit and she just feeds the enemy team, is that true?
TL is dead. DEAD.
not played in three months im gonna be such a game ruiner once i start playing again
You haven't played dota until you've summoned 6 Warlock golems with aghs, refresher orb + refresher shard
Warlock is also pretty fun in general and really straightforward, go play him and learn how to utilize upheaval effectively
Are you guys retarded, TI8 was so bad people were making jokes at how the cancer segment will be the most memorable part.
Heroes with a lot of controlable non-skeletal units are broodmother, phantom lancer and arc warden.
someone post the doom going 'tell him to deny her'
mapmaking is too hard for my brain
why couldn't it be like in wc3
If you're good she's great, but it's something you pick when you're fairly confident you wont get countered.
Any kind of decent low cd AoE spell on the other team will clear out all your broodlings and you'll just be feeding.
In terms of mass producing + controlling, it's brood and venomancer as far as I can think right now - though you can't move venomancer's summons, but you can control targetting.
>heh
I fucking love this image
Yes. The other heroes that can summon units have a limit while brood's spiderlings are on a timer.
>Timber is shit
Yeah let me just sit in lane with an ungodly amount of regen and you will just have to fucking deal with it you cunt.
refresher shard? how much did they change since i last played
>Only 6 Golems
Get your team to give you aegis, take the "Golem on Death" talent, and have buyback ready
9 Golem boys
I miss Hyuk posting.
Brood is fucking terrifying and can win the game in 15 minutes if she is played well. Chen can permanantly mind control up to 4 neutral units that all have their own spells, nature's prophet and enigma can summon a large amount of units, lycan is a carry that summons units and gives all units under his control massive amounts of increased damage and movespeed.
Also there is meepo who is 4 heroes at the same time but if one of them dies they all die and arc warden that can create a copy of himself that uses all his spells and items.
Rosh now drops a one time use, 0 mana cost refresher orb upon his 3rd death
They put paid skins/announcers AND game modes in starcraft, what makes you think you are safe?
> jugernaut bitch
i get it
I fucking hate Day9.
Egocentric diva piece of shit that can't stop talking about himself. You could clearly see how everyone else got increasingly annoyed at him every time he opened his fucking mouth.
And I used to really like him in his Starcraft 2 videos until he stopped the commentary every 20 seconds to show his fatass on the screen.
*10 golems
S U M M O N
jesus christ
based
>I have never played DotA for more than 40 minutes this is my opinion
30 days until my 6 month ban is over.
The time is nigh...The ghost of Swayze will ride again
rip repel
The stove that saved OG. I remember all the
>AXE LATE
>AXE LATE
>feeding axe the kills
>Axe is the definition of "win early, lose game"
in the thread until
>CEEEEEEEEEEB
>HE GETS THE CALL
And now the archives can't open the stickies because they can't handle this many posts. Damn shame.
Also fy's Phoenix in game two that just refused to die.
this made my cheeks hurt thank you
>he said there's rats in his room
>biting him
>Consistently win all games when playing from behind
>Win the last match of the tournament with one of the most hardcore stomps of the tournament
>Literally an anime storyline unveiled through the tournament
You must be a boring ass edgelord if you didn't have an insane amount of fun with TI8.
>TI8 was so bad people were making jokes at how the cancer segment will be the most memorable part
This is what TI8 will be remembered for:
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Axe is seriously the most bullshit hero and the definition of being luck reliant.
At times you can blink and call a hero and instantly kill him because you happen to get lots of spin procs, but other times you can blink and call him and barely get any spins even if have tons of creeps attacking you.
And this is the shit that can win and lose you the game.
I still have no idea why they don't remove most RNG elements and replace it.
>what's the pause for
>PORN
My sides.
>Picks disruptor
Bay bay
>I wish I were off being the President of Estonia right now.
I guess I can just list them like this.
Keep in mind it's normal for many of these heroes to buy items that summon units and I am including that in this list.
>beastmaster, 4 units, medium micro
>brewmaster, 3 units, low micro
>lycan, 6 units, low micro
>arc warden, 2 units, medium micro
>broodmother, 10-30 units, medium micro
>lone druid, 2 units, high micro
>meepo, 4 units, high micro
>naga, 4 units, medium high micro
>phantom lancer, 9 units, low micro
>terrorblade, 4 units, low micro
>chen, 5 units, high micro
>enchantress, 3 units, high micro
>enigma, 7 units, medium micro
>nature's prophet, 6 units, medium micro
>I still have no idea why they don't remove most RNG elements and replace it.
they already did. dota 2 uses psuedo RNG which prevents the exact situation you are describing
"random" elements in games are not bad. They make you account for variability in your play
When is Lyralei getting her proper breast size back?
Oh no I have to wait a few seconds until I can grab a tree again and kill him!
I'm ready for the next TI to be a shitshow. I expect rampent China cheating. If someone all China teams lose before the final the stadium will empty
>>enchantress, 3 units, high micro
enchantress doesnt even enchant creeps anymore dude. like, you can, but nobody does.
have sex
Shitter detected
Keep in mind most of these sentences will net you a 3 days autoban in league of legends.
Brewmaster less micro than beastmaster what?
Lone druid high micro Arc warden medium what?
tb low micro naga medium high????
bizarre rankings
>Chuck Norris
>Bad guy
>That pudge smoke to disjoint projectiles
Slick
I wonder what lol players think when they see the freedom and skill ceiling of DotA.
yeah tb should probably be medium, I don't play that hero enough
brewlings are really easy to control in my experience
I don't think arc warden is that hard, but I guess it is worse than the other "medium" heroes.
Some lol players i know think Blink dagger is super OP and that Mirana arrow is stupid
yes, but in a lower trench range
There's nothing wrong with that, holy fuck you're retarded.
Brewmaster doesn't go necro, BeastMaster does, the only micro you need with panda is casting stun and cyclone after ulti, which isn't even 25% uptime. BM uses more units on top of necro mama burn, etc.
Naga needs to actually send each of her illusions to a part of the map fast as fuck or she'll lose a lot of economy, specially now that you don't go radiance and you have to actually attack with your illusions.
Too much RNG in Dota 2.
>warlock is fun
>basic healbitch with all other spells on incredibly long cds and incredibly situational uses
easily the most boring hero
Fuck wrong pic.
I wonder what kind of person could be making this post.
i want to like DOTA 2 more but the Meta seems to hard for me and i don't know what heros i like
i like support heroes, not healers
There's no RNG in DotA.
I played a game against him recently.
Easy victory.
>Pick Dazzle
>Win
I love this guy
Grimstroke,lich,cristal maiden, bane are all good.
6 golems
>drop the bonds rock
>wipe an entire team at once
yeah super boring
retard
>Muh pseudo RNG!
It's still RNG and luck can make and break the game.
GOLEM GET YE GONE
i picked them to win my games
and i still do that
No it doesn't.
GOLEM GET YO GONE
there is no real meta in pubs outside of your team should have one support hero and two core heroes
which is harder?
mastering Invoker's 10-spell combo
or perfecting Meepo's micro?
Yeah a 5x crit totally makes no difference and getting 5 more spins than usual when doing a call as axe is nothing.
>Ally pick techies
>Goes mines level 1
You then know you have at least a 70 minutes game coming, fucking pieces of trash that pic the hero and doesn't even know how to play him, nu-Exort level 1 is op and mines are a joke.
GOLEM GET YE GONE
You can just download an invoker script and just press 1 button for his spells, most people do this.
Meepo by approximately infinity.
Invoker is not even hard, just muscle memory and a bit of autism.
u r alrite
>you get to have fun approximately once every 3 minutes
Yeah, thrilling.
That being said, dropping 2 golems with refresher+aghs with the whole enemy team bonded back when the golem drop actually did damage was the shit.
>lost 400mmr within a week
And here I was happy to be at 3k finally, now back at 2.7k. I will forever be 2k and remain a shitter till the game dies
Call me cancer. Supports that can farm and push get my dick hard.
Oh it does 100%, but your positioning, item build, and ability to disengage and re-engage will negate that.
>Getting crit to death? Buy a blademail
>PA dodging everything? Buy mkb
>Getting stunned? BKB
>Keep geting engaged on and dying? Buy Wards
>not enough spins? Improve your player rating, good things come to those who are nice
>tfw your team gets rekt by some shitter with a bought archon account that has 30 games on it
Smurfing shouldn't be possible. Fuck I hate those subhuman slav fuckers.
Die.
I like watching dota more than playing it
>pick techies
>end game with 9 denies
I go euls into hex almost every game.
How do you counter an axe using a call and spinning you to death?
Are you seriously suggesting buying blademail as a pos 5 support?
In the end good RNG can win or lose you the match, things that you can in no way control or affect. Yes you can try and play around it, but you can't escape it.
That doesn't happen.
Every time a PA crits you twice she's gonna engage and not crit once, it's all balanced, it's just lolbabbies who can't look at a situation they're about to tackle in more than one way, so they need flat numbers, they need to know who wins the trade before it happens, or they just be forced to think and riot doesn't want that.
In DotA you asses the situation, if best case scenario is you winamd worst you win by a little, you go in, of best case is you barely win and worst case you lose hard, you don't go in.
God damn brainlets stop playing this game... They made a game for you why keep coming back to this.
>blademail against a hero with 25 more armor than you
just buy a buckler man
They added him in Ability Draft. I've never had so much fun.
>Proximity mines, Bad Juju
Its not like 3k is that much better
>Every time a PA crits you twice she's gonna engage and not crit once
That's not how RNG(or pseudo RNG) works.
>Watch map
>See axe about to blink
>Move opposite direction/use euls/use ur abilities
Also pick nukers and cc for laning stage, don't pick necro support and complain later that he's too strong.
>tfw you finally managed to climb to 6k+ in the hopes that it would be better
>all I did was begin encountering even more smurfs
Really drains your desire to continue playing the game when every match has someone effortlessly going 30/0 on either team
I'll give you another chance to understand that sentence little faggot, although seeing the image reaction you used my hopes aren't high.
>ai that plays without fog of war defeats humans but gets completely destroyed by casuals once vision is limited to what normal players see
whoa... so this... is the power.... of ai....
Still, better than the median of 2.5k. Is it still 2.5k though?
a comfy dota thread?
wtf
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Remember that the Void clearly outplayed WR and this had nothing to do with luck.
Get gud at mid and you won't be ever smurfed.
Smurfs works because below 6k nobody is a dedicated mid played and a good mid can shit on the dude so hard it's an instaloss specially with heroes like storm, brood, meepo, etc.
Play ability draft. Dota is allways comfy.
Somewhere around there. Still funny that heralds are around 5% of the playerbase and not more.
what spell is this, is it new?
why didn't he just use time dialation
What if the enemy smurfer is a mid player?
Jimmy "niggerlips" Ho
SE
>2014
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OH NOONONONONONONO
Now what that match fully and tell me how many times void didn't get a bash or backtrack when he needed it on other situations, retard.
Yes 8 backtrack can happen but that's the fun part of the game, it's still not an RNG game and no relevant match has ever been decided by it.
>2014
My mans goin crazy
Hold long since you got off the needle?
>am I bad at the game
>no, it's the rng
>Muh one is a trillion is a good representation of average gameplay.
WR fault for not having MKB anyways
Get gud at mid and he won't 5/0 in 3 minutes, that should be enough to give you a winning chance.
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Look at how she outplays these two. Clearly they are retarded to even think about killing her.
But yeah, there is no such thing as luck or RNG in this game.
I allways dread seeing a pigeon on my team, they universally kill their teammates with AGHS
Backtrack ignores truestrike
>WR fault for not having MKB anyways
>1k MMR players trying to argue
Not enough reports in this Galaxy for that Phoenix.
I've got rookie hours, but I only ever play 5 man stacks and have never in my life played a solo ranked game.
>people having pa issues in 2019
>Gets proven wrong that RNG can make or break games
>"Hehe seething kids whining about RNG xD"
Doesn't make you less of a casual fuck at all tho.
>Misses hook
>Slark doesn't have any way to damage misses 50% evasion besides Q and attacks
Git gud. Pudge missed and got punished.
Never claimed otherwise. I'm an Archon player for fuck's sake.
>complains about PA of all heroes
>when you can just get a blademail and enjoy seeing her destroy herself thanks to said RNG
git gud.
>No chained, hard Cc
>No MKB
>Max evade chance
>Pudge misses hook
Theres a whole lot more wrong with that clip than just dodge chance, my dude
>Get blademail against a hero with 30 more armor than you
Why are you guys even trying to argue, are you the same guy that suggested that WR was bad because she didn't have MKB against void?
Didn't play back then
I'm not the bitch complaining about how unfair dota is and how RNG based it is.
It's misleading - I opened up the client to see what "autochess" was, and found it uninteresting.
My last match was 8 months ago but it was a turbo game.
My last REAL match was in October 2017.
I still kinda miss it, but the friends I played with all got sick of it and got jobs/careers.
Yeah that Slark should clearly have a MKB 15min into the game, what a retard!
They should just ignore to even try and shut down PA until they all have a MKB.
Play AD
Pudge should have landed his hook. But the pleb missed and got punished.
Get gud pleb.
PA has a 50% chance of not getting hit, it's not crazy dodges or anything.
Those two missed most of their damaging skills and were severely underfarmed.
in 5k+ ive not seen a single aghs phoenix
best part about this is Magnus
Good. The aghs sucks outside of like one situation. Don't get it.
Yes if your physical damage dealer has no mkb or true strike from talents or they don't have any kind of break or hard cc they should not gank a PA, but some other squishy support or the offlaner.
also these
"First blood?! What is this? I came here to be tested!" -best magus