MORDHAU

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>New chivalry clone coming out that actually looks good.
>Finally have a populated medieval melee game again

I'm pretty hype boys.

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>womyn knights
kys sjw shill

>angry about being able to chop up women
???

more like "how bored" am I right
nerds

So how are they mitigating the high-mouse-sensitivity ballerina antics that eventually killed Chivalry?

Pretty sure they've nerfed leg hits and made spinning like a retard a lot less viable.
Has a few different mechanics besides just feint and block.

YOU are going to use best weapon right Yea Forums?

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>THIS is the For Honor
KEK

One of the best things about Chivalry for me was the variety of objectives on every map, does this have that?

Google search gave me this.

Frontline - 32v32 tug of war with cavalry, siege weapons and some immersive objectives.
Battle Royale - Self explanatory, 64p.Solos only at release.
Horde - 6 players vs AI, wave based PvE.
Team Deathmatch, Skirmish (round-based TDM), and Free-For-All will be available through the server browser, no matchmaking for these.

Ranked 1v1 will come post release, too.

Well thats just lame as fuck.

But the main mode is literally an objective mode.

>removed everything that gave Chivalry soul
>shitty objectives
>added women and niggers
>removed reverse overheads
How about you fuck off

you'll play it anyway

>soul meme
ebin

>putting love and passion into things isn't real

Explain why chivalry has love and passion but this doesn't.

Only thing the game lacks is the immersion of Chiv, other than that its a better game than it

>immersion
>Chiv
its not fucking rising storm that shit was genaric and bland in tone. le noble blues vs le ebin reds

Why do they sell themselves as being accurate and then add women though, I don't have a problem with women but why try the historical bullshit.

Yes I know they are doing it to appeal to incels that jack off to women characters but still.

I agree but it definitely had better voice actors.
But it's not like the voices are too bad in mordhau.

voice acting ironically made the game so good and the sound design for gore was great aswell

>Reverse overheads

Oh so you mean breaking your spine to give your swing a ridiculous hitbox? Fuck off, its shit like that that killed the game.

then wtf are you complaining about nigger? is it the niggers?

We already have For Honor.

Wasn't the guy you were replying to.
idk why anyone would be mad about the colour or sex of people in a game where you can slaughter everyone you see.

This shill made me hate Mordhau without ever touching it or Chivalry.

>For Honour
ahahahahahaha

i thought you were the one going on about immersion, but still. i am bothered, but i guess i have kingdom come 2 to look forward 2

Cause it's unrealistic and because nobody would've given a shit if there were no women and niggers. Kingdom Come Deliverance did it right

>unrealistic video game
Stop the fucking presses.

>game markets itself as realistic
>it isnt
fuck off to your discord, tranny

stop projecting

It's not even based on history, they only mean realistic combat, dumbass.

Idk I watched a couple of chiv streamers play this and none of them really seemed like they were having fun
>inb4 lawl zoomie mc zoomie no one watches streamers on 4channel.org

I meant set in our history, I'm the dumb ass.

not the same guy. this is literally a chivalry clone. it was made specifically to cash in on a market that was starved and added women and nogs for that extra saleability. if its just chivalry with some improvements then it might be fun but this isnt a fucking passion project

>game ignores basic biology
>realistic
you trannies are so fucking delusional
get educated moron

did a tranny reject you or something?

Because it isn't fun, it's literally just the full game equivalent of a mercs server.

>for honor
>chivalry clone
HURRRRRRRr

>>removed reverse overheads
Reverse overheads were only okay when you were alone vs multiple opponents and could effectively keep someone from hugging your back as you swung towards someone else. Too bad it had to be so extremely abusable in other situations or I'd be okay with it.

Does this have mouse dragging during attacks?

>pls spoonfeed the babby
fuck you

>if its just chivalry with some improvements then it might be fun but this isnt a fucking passion project
I thought literal copies were made quick and dirty to wrangle the bux outta people. Isn't this developed for over 2 years? More if you count what they made up until the kickstarter.

Bad shill, no deposits today.

This game was being spammed in For Honor threads before For Honor even released. Game still isnt out yet. Worse it looks like shitty Skyrim combat but multiplayer

>Diving away backwards to avoid attack
>Immediately turn and stab
>The opponent does the same
>Back and forth until someone manages to get the pixel poke in
AMAZIN

>wahwah stop asking about muh sekrit club alpha game

will it run like shit?

Yeah seems that way.

>That video
>Skyrim combat
Explain?

Yes, not as bad as Chivarlys though as its actually blockable and easier to read
Need sthe mechanic Chivarly had when you have the crosshair on the enemy you get a speed boost

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>he thinks 2 years is a long time for game developement

He probably meant the answer is literally in the OP post video.

>as its actually blockable and easier to read
So like in Chivalry for anyone above a single digit rank

>Yes, not as bad as Chivarlys though as its actually blockable and easier to read
Normal everyday dragging left/right, up/down and diagonal in Chivalry was never hard to block or read. I don't understand where this is coming from.
>Need sthe mechanic Chivarly had when you have the crosshair on the enemy you get a speed boost
Depends if they have another solution but it worked pretty well to avoid people just running away from a fight thinking they were perfectly safe. Especially cunt archers.

It's not a short time

>see toolkit in that last patch notes video
>can make spike walls, barriers, mini ballistas
Neat
I fucking love building defenses

It isn't short either unless you particularly like development hell that often occurs with games developing for 4 years or more. I also said they had a ton of stuff made even before the kickstarter even set off, they didn't just idea-guy a concept and made everything from scratch since then.

>So like in Chivalry for anyone above a single digit rank
More like you actually can look at the weapon to block it, instead of 400iq spin crouch look up to block
>Normal everyday dragging left/right, up/down and diagonal in Chivalry was never hard to block or read. I don't understand where this is coming from
I dont find it hard once you learn how to do it, but its bullshit for casuals that want to play the game without it wanting to look retarded

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>Especially cunt archers.
Now I recall a friend I played with for a while kept getting absolutely assblasted that knights could catch up to him as he ran away as an Archer. Always kept saying how bullshit that was. Fond memories.

>More like you actually can look at the weapon to block it
You already do that in Chivalry. You sound like you were shit in Chiv and expect Mordhau to be more casual friendly while in actuality 90% of its players are gonna be rank 50s from chiv

They will quickly rank up and be filtered from my babby learning sphere r-right?

First person melee combat always looks floaty and weightless. Just waving a stick around in front of your face with no sense of depth, motion or impact

oh no, the bamham crew is here

Blocking in chivarly feels like you have to block at the hilt/upper shaft of the weapon, whereas the developers said the tip/head of the weapon.
Im not saying Im the best at the game (Im fairly average and can hold my own if I actually stop being rusty) at the game, but its not hard to see the faults of it when you have to start blocking attacks

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So it isn't Skyrim combat but the fact it's first person at all. Good talk.

Most of your favorite games have 2 years of development, with even higher budget most likely. Just FYI.

Lute boys were we at?

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One video showcases how the odd "looking up the sky and swining your sword to hit a wide area behind you" attacks are gone. Not sure about the rest. Some betatesters seem to move their mouse a lot to dodge and stuff

>Devs could release it as an early access to get around the 7 day preorder
>Dont
I WANT IT FUCKING NOW

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>new
It's been in development for years now.

Why don't valve just do something where they hold preorders until a week after the game is released instead of disallowing them to prevent scams.

What game isn't man.

>be knight
>see enemy vanguard
>turn my back completely to him
>spin a 7kg maul against gravity, upwards between his legs in an arc
>his head instantly explodes

ez

Wasnt this being shilled like 2 years ago?

did torn banner go bankrupt after mirage?

there website is dead, mirage isn't on steam anymore, chiv is dead

chiv 2 never happening?

Yes It was shilled 2 years ago that it would be released in 6 months, got delayed for another year

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I don't know why casual shitters hate chivalry's ballerina stuff. It gave the game a skill curve that actually kept me challenged, and I'd have to practice that in order to be worth something online. I enjoy that depth,even if it looks silly, and trying to break someone else's guard and using all your tricks felt exhilarating, ducking under attacks yourself, making psuedo blockstrings with reverse overheads etc. If I wanted to just left click and have things work for me I'd play skyrim. The people who hate it are probably people who never learned to use it at all or complete immersionfags.

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Lmao Bannerlord is gonna kill this shit

>angry about women in a game that sports decapitations, impalement, and evisceration.

>Bannerlord
xD

Mordhau will likely be old and dead before Bannerlord releases the campaign trailers.

>Chivarly is better than Mordhau
>Show video related
>youtube.com/watch?v=hK0KwR8qBlo
OH NO NO NO

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Is it even coming out at this point?

some people are weird and care more about appearance than gameplay, hence the whining about first person. seemingly the only way to counter the ballet "problem" is to restrict movement, but that's not good gameplay

Bannerlord is a totally different style of combat compared to this.

Pretty much. The jackasses in Torn Banner fucked up with leaving Chivalry for dead while pursuing shitty expansion packs like Deadliest Warrior and ESPECIALLY Mirage.

That's what we get when we bath idiotic Source engine modders turned indie devs with money on their first release.

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Huh ok. Thanks.

shouldn't surprise me they'd have no idea how to run a business. it's a shame because chiv was a fun game.

>you can hit people with a lute
I might buy it ironically

>Female knights.

Dropped.

Don't forget to play them a song after.

> Hit a steel plate with a sword.
> The plate starts bleeding.
Wot?

Wow, and this game markets itself as realistic? Dropped.

Looks like a fun medieval arcade game. I might consider buying but only a month post release so i can see the reviews and other shit.

I just wanna lance people, has anyone here played it?
How are the horse controls?

>Hit wall with sword
>it bleeds sparks
WOW

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Like a good mountain blade feast: Buttery.

>ranged ruins a melee oriented game
Did they learn nothing of Chivalry?

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Why does it ruin it?

Shields.

Meant for

>whips out a shield that stops arrows
>or just block with a weapon
w0ah, maybe archery isnt that great afterall

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Shields are for shitters and you can't block arrows with weapons. You play an average Joe, not a witcher.

>you can't block arrows with weapons
You can

>given way to stop arrows
>no that's for shitters
The ranged isn't ruining the combat if you're just refusing to use a count.

I'm not the guy complaining, I'll just zigzag around the arrows. I'm just pointing out that shields are for shitters

Oh fair enough.
Dodging arrows by ducking is always hilarious.

Damn. I remember chivalry like it was yesterday.

Who here was op as fuck?
My duel score was like 5k kills and 300 deaths or so. Was pretty known i think.

This. I didnt forget about this motherfucker spamming threads about this shit game a few months back

I'm still not gonna fuckin buy it, or ever play it, even if it goes free

I don't know you

Hopefully fisticuffs is fun like it was in chivalry.
Beating up fuccboi light units with weaponless knights felt great.

Have they designed the combat system well enough so that it wont eventually devolve into tony hawk ballerina bullshit, with faggots spinning around like fucking beyblades abusing wonky hitboxes? Cause that shit fucking killed Chivalry.

get the cock out your ass wanker

It's definitely a lot harder than chiv.

>not playing ultra aggressive and carving up rangers faggots into the fucking dirt where they belong
ranger is the first target I sprint at and fucking take his head

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No it didn't kill it. The game was fine for quite a while. Sure it wasn't for immersion fags, but it was fun and certainly didn't "kill" the game by any means.

What actually killed it were shitters who got curbstomped and refused to learn, as well as TB being shit. Reverse overheads are fun and not too hard to parry, only shitters hate them.

>lmao let me spin to win and dead angle everyone, look how pro I am at abusing this tactic
>w-why is there no players left to fight?
chivalry died because of you retards.

it's casuals and rank 15 noobs that cried about this shit and made everybody use it.

only rank 50s could pull it off effectively and constantly you filthy peasant. fuck you casuals. reverse hits was always a viable strategy.

Keep seething ranklet

>ballerina fags this delusional

maybe the shit devs will stop fucking around and make Chivalry 2 to counter MORDHAU. Then you can be a shitter once again

I'm not the one complaining about an easy to counter mechanic

>crossbolt flying at the speed of slow

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High mouse sens wasn't an issue as they added a sens cap when your swing was in release state.

>it killed the game
no it didn't. It just made shitters who didn't put in time to learn how to counter it quit the game

That is to say that most people left and it killed them game?

>Chivalry without the voice taunts and emotes

What ist thy point?

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>Ballerina spinner defends its shitty exploits to death
>Will blame anything else for the cause of the death of the game but not the actual reason itself
Like pottery

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>So how are they mitigating the high-mouse-sensitivity ballerina antics that eventually killed Chivalry?

this stuff had nothing whatsoever to do with the death of chivalry

chivalry was killed because the skill ceiling was intentionally crushed and every single good player left the game as a result. the people they crushed the skill ceiling for also immediately left because they never cared about the game to begin with

It has voice taunts though, did you even take half a second to look at the game?

People don't quit chiv cause they got reverse overheaded. Quite the opposite, it adds to the skill ceiling and makes people wanna git good to counter it.

there's going to be so many jon snow and geralt niggers running around its going to be clone wars 2.0

Most people were fine with it, actually. Games just die eventually, that doesn't mean there has to be something wrong with it. Got to rank 45 or so when I finally lost interest and quit playing. There wasn't a particular instance that made me quit.

You just said that people that didn't weren't ballerinas left the game because they were shitters.

But they sound fucking awful. They're trying so hard to be a clone of chivalry and I would mute voices because of it, so it basically doesn't have voice taunts.

Only because it'll be a fun addition, not for any feminist nonsense. Hopefully the face customization can make some attractive characters and not potatoes.

The people that cry about it on imageboards and forums, yeah

what makes this better than chivarly, other than having an actual population at release?

press S to spit on chivalry developer graves

took one of the most empowering great feeling video games of all time and just killed it so they could get more sales after a free weekend. this is honestly one of the things that killed the last of my faith in humanity

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More game modes, customization, weapons and horses.
It has differences that should be fun to mess with, dunno if it'll be better though because haven't played it myself.

Age of Chivalry > Chivalry: Poopy Warfare
simple as

It's pretty funny to see.

fuck this game and anyone who wants to play it

yeah it looked really alive before the free weekend.

have sex

You act like there wasn't women knights (Dames).
>The Order of the Ermine, founded by John V, Duke of Brittany in 1381, was the first order of chivalry to accept women.

Other female knights include: Joan of Arc, Joane Agnes Hotot, and Sikelgaita

They're not allowed to do that, nor are they allowed to have a pre order button because it's their first game

It runs really well for 32 player servers.
The 64 player modes when you have a full server tanks everyone's performance no matter how good the server or client system's specs are.
Just avoid BR and even a toaster can handle it.

yeah 2500-3000 players at basically all times is hugely alive for a small indie game actually

the cause of death was this though the "ballerina spinning" shit was never the issue, game was perfectly fine and alive until dev killed it

How many players is this game really gonna have though? If it won't have fresh batches of new players constantly then it's shit. Don't make it a tiny community of no lifers that abuse the shitty engine to spin around like fucking retards like in Chivalry.

You act like they had the same physical capabilities though, that they can swing a sword just as strong and efficiently. They couldn't.

We can't know until it's out.

Nigger this is a video games, not all men have the same strength and ability either.

It's the fact that "dragging" even exists in any fashion. Regardless of your swing arc, you can just move your camera around to twirl the sword around like a magic wand and still deliver the full impact of a "swing" once it makes contact. The same goes for your legs - they're never used in attacks. The swings are completely isolated to your upper body while your noodle legs could be doing the fucking Riverdance.
There is zero commitment to any of the attacks in the game. You don't have to assume any stance, you don't use your legs to put power behind your swing, there's no followthrough, even with "240 degrees" every single swing a weapon executes is exactly the same in every statistical way except the angle of attack.

Every "First Person Slasher" I've ever seen has been exactly the same in that regard. Mordhau is no different. They all play like some kids in a chest-depth swimming pool swinging foam tubes at each other. The only thing they're moving are their arms and the tubes wobble all over the place. When you observe it from the third person, they look like a stiff version of that goofy physics melee game Exanima.

>5% difference vs 50% difference.
> It'S tHe SaMe

Do you get mad about women in every video game that isn't porn?

Only in games that claim to be realistic and then add unrealistic shit.

Where does it claim to be realistic, you absolute mongoloid?

im getting it as soon as i see that the servers are stable, as they have been during the beta and alpha. hopefully the devs arent retards like torn banner

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MORDHAU is a medieval first & third person multiplayer slasher. Enter a hectic battlefield of up to 64 players as a mercenary in a fictional, but realistic world.

>fictional, but realistic world.
How does it feel to have such a smooth brain?

NO GIRLS REEEEEE

There aren't woman knights in the game, the scene you're referencing is still a dude with blonde hair. The devs didn't record any female dialogue and there's no female models. There is pitch adjustment to the voices and that's it.

>niggers and women and women niggers accepted as knights, let alone rich enough to buy knight shit
>realistic

this

Oh so you're just a moron from /pol/, carry on.

If you can't even get the gender of the people on the battlefield right, it's complete fiction.

Maybe r*ddit is more up your alley if /pol/ bothers you.

Nobody was in the beta? no women or blacks are in the game. I mean shit there's a thread from 2 hours ago on their subreddit right now with people asking if there's ever going to be women in it

You visit reddit?

I bet you still think Yea Forums is hilarious too.

>thinking they would put women in a game that's primary audience is aryans and white nationalists and features violent dismemberment

it's chivalry 2 faggots. It will peak at a playerbase of a few thousand autists and never come to consoles.

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the devs themselves hate niggers and women

Autists typically don't enjoy random shoe-horned identity politics in games claiming to be realistic.

>this anally annihilated by women existing
jesus vee this game isn't even set in our world, it's fucking made up land.

ahh it's just one dude repeat trolling. Fellas there's no women in the fucking game, I'm playing it right fucking now

>best weapon
I think you made a mistake because that image should've been a poleaxe or halberd

They didn't add women because they said it would have been more controversial to create a dismemberment model for women, and they didn't want to spend any more $$ on female voice actors

> Adding women is fine.
> No option to play as a morbidly obese man who kills people by sitting on them.

no women or niggers/kikes confirmed
ITS GOOOOOOD

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You dont need that much strength to uee sword, they are not some heavy tools. Even in hema comunities there are good female fencers that outpreform most of the men.

There actually aren't any women in the game, but I wouldn't give a shit if they added them. There's plenty of class styles as is.

Does every game have to devolve into /pol/ shit flinging?
If the women make you this angry just kill them, when is adding more customization a bad thing?

the people making it are actual clanfags who wanted to make a good game, but keep crying about extra character customisation

>goofy physics melee game Exanima
if it looks goofy then it means that you're shit at it. git gud and your movement will look smooth

Games that include dumb progressive shit will obviously get people against them.
The obvious answer is to not include dumb progressive shit that benefits nobody.

the sword animation looks slow and lame like PUBG.

Real life is a bit faster than that.

>Not a single person has pirated it so we can play offline pve
Fucking gay

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Yes, reallife combat is much harder and not as fun either.

>Does every game have to devolve into /pol/ shit flinging?
it looks more like some autist is just spamming this thread.
wouldn't be surprised if it was the same retard that doomposts all the other games too

t. forgoner bab

>poleaxe
my brethen

> Threads on the steam forums, reddit, Yea Forums threads and news articles.
> IT'S JUST ONE PERSON!!!

Are there any cheese weapons/classes? Only fun i had in for honor was playing conqueror when people hadn't yet learned to counter him.

Dark souls 3 was fun sword play. They should of done it like that.

I don't think so, nah

Spears are pretty cancer right now.

This game is not at all like for honor. Much like chivalry- any weapon can be good if you are decent.

Fuck off please, this is exactly how it should have been. Chivalry almost nailed the combat, but the retarded developer team refused to fix their damn game. Go play souls "pvp"

I don't give a damn about those shitholes.
Based on this thread it seems like there's some autist in here that spams this dumb uninformed shit

>Dark souls 3 was fun sword play
>rollrollrollrollroll
>R1R1R1R1
>fun
do you have brain damage?

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Does Modheau still has all those meme swordmastery such as halfhanding and pummel throwing?

>should of
the rest of your post is retarded too :(

It still has mordhau a.k.a. halfswording.

This isn't them adding girls soldiers into a historical battle they weren't a part of, this is them potentially having girls in a fictional world with shit based on medieval times.

I loved Deadliest Warrior desu

I don't mean carbon copy of DS3.

Mordhau just looks slow. Chivalry did almost nail it I agree. It should be more like Chivalry then. I've just watched it on youtube.

I agree with you both.

I see your points.

Allow me to consider every word i type to not trigger incels from around the world.

You don't deserve that level of care you smelly bitter virgin.

Me too, the random group swapping last team standing servers were the best shit.

While not having played it yet, it looks faster to me than Chivalry, with things like morphing and chambering introduced.

Looks like shittier Chivarly to me.

is there Siege mode like MnB? Best multiplayer game mode.

Mordhau just looks shit.

Only genetic fuck up incels like this shit.

>subjective opinion, which is objectively wrong
>no arguments
>buzz words

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The main mode is a siege mode, some maps are pushes like that.

Joan of Arc was never knighted nor did she ever take part in combat

Subjective opinoin which is based on feeling which every human listens to when considering options. If the steering of a car felt bad would you ignore it because it was a 'feeling'?
The game could objectively be better.
Buzz words, because this place is hit and miss with reasonable discussion.

Someone tell me what i'm missing.
Why would you make a 1:1 copy of a game that failed and eventually died?

Joan of Arc and Sikelgaita were not knights nor did they take part in combat. Hotot unhorsed a knight in a tournament once but thats it, furthermore she was not a knight either.

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complete fiction

Because incels long for old shit even if it is shit.

Chivalry didn't fail
it made bank for a couple of years

>Mordhau is finally releasing
If its $30 I will buy that shit on launch. I've been itching to play a multiplayer game and I had a ton of fun with Chivalry back in its heyday.

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community manager on plebbis said it would be 30$ with 10% off during the first week or so

maybe because its not a 1:1 clone and chivalry didnt fail

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then go play it incel

>womyn knights
where

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Ur fucking stupid kys

I better find someone to play my theme song behind me whenever I run onto the battlefield.
youtube.com/watch?v=8YQRp1J2Llc

Half of Yea Forums, as usual, falling for the headline of a bait article. Who the fuck even cares. This is a game where you can beat people to death with a lute.

I think he meant he wants to lick their armpits more than get mad about them with a picture like that.

>amd 480 and I5 4430
Will my PC run this game?

>Dark souls swordplay should be put into every sword game because its the best
>Ballerina's didnt kill Chivarly
>For Honor is well balanced
What other memes can you think of

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You got two hours to refund on steam so you should try it, might be a bit iffy though.

>car analogy

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I hope the servers are active for a while.
For Honor just isn't my thing, a chiv clone is fine with me as long as it's got a good playerbase.

to all wondering, from the FAQ

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Mordhau isn't Chivalry 2: Spin Faster

>$29.99
Day one buy.

10% off week one so you'll be saving a couple bucks too.

>dumb shitter doesn't know squat about the game mechanics but continues to peddle his bullshit
I hate this re-run.

the devs have gone out of their way to hate on the chivalry ballerina gameplay and to show that they wont be putting it in.

>Come hither!
>Come hither!
>Huhuhu-hahahaha
>Dost thou jeer and t-t-taunt me in the teeth?
>AAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAATHAAAAAAAA

>animation abuse

no thanks you niggers already ruined every game possible

...

>still with the ballerina ruined chivalry bullshit
refer to

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It's a team game, dude. They don't "ruin" anything, all ranged weapons do is add another layer to the gameplay. It's not supposed to be "fair" all the time.

In a 1v1 honorabu duel? They aren't even a factor.

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>muh teamgames
Yeah and it could be a comfy "Watch my back while I watch yours"-lineup but instead it's a "Get the archer!"-shtick everytime.

The amount of times you get your shit interrupted by some dumbfuck archer shooting into a melee, or the absolute frustration of getting one-shotted by one at point-blank, and you consider this "an extra layer"? Fuck off.

30 dollars? Fucking sold!

I do hope the game isn't too niche to hold an audience. Chivalry did surprisingly well before Ballerinas, meaning there should be an audience.

Surely there is friendly fire, like in Chivalry? Idiots shooting into a big melee will just kill their friends.
Point blank one-shots I do agree with but they are mostly luck, meaning it shouldn't happen with any regularity.

>people thought this was skillful

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WOW WHAT SKILL

no they didn't, that's just vanguard general

This is not even the most cancerous spinning that is possible. 270 degree releasing be gone

is there a last team standing mode?

They're going to add them you uninformed retarded apes.

>people ACTUALLY defending beyblading
the skill required to pull off beyblading and the skill required to actually effectively defend against it were so disparite that it’s no surprise that people considered it an exploit. And how could you blame them when the fucking GAME ITSELF set up the expectation that weapons like the zwei and maul would be slow, high damaging weapons? every expectation these players had concerning strategy in weapon matchup and class matchup were betrayed with the introduction of beyblading. now a vanguard is able to punish a missed parry with TWO(2)(one plus one) zwei strikes during the other players parry release.
what did you expect peoples reaction to be? “oh hey, every lesson i’ve learned the past 15 levels about weapon and class matchups were wrong! time to start over!”
its a miracle the game even had a competitive scene considering the startling lack of new blood.

>t. Cant drag
The absolute state of plebs.

dont worry t*rnbanner have you covered!
you DID want a magic game full of stronk blue women, right?
*dies*

three of the chiv va's are in mordhau if you didn't know, agatha knight, agatha archer, and mason knight

>mason knight
based

>agatha archer

AGATHA FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAA

they need new animations all things considered, you can "morph" a fist "stab" to a '"slash" to delay your punch and it's hardly readable unless you're specifically focused on the enemy. in 1vX you can just run away with some footwork and destroy them and in duels you have no excuse because you are focused on them

>wah no voices or taunts
>but there literally are
>wah but theyre bad
literally 3 of the chivalry voice actors are in mordhau

go play skyrim or examina then, i don't see why you don't accept the fact that the game mechanics are abstract and competitive, you don't see people praising games like SF or Tekken as icons of realistic martial arts do you

spears in team fights, rapiers if you're good at them and play against shitters

Does Mordhau have its equivalents of Agatha and the Order?

I loved hearing shit like when starting a match.

you can yell the same but there are no factions, youre all mercenaries

it's viable but has nothing to do with the semi-immersive medieval swordfighting sime the game was supposed to be. people left because it was ridiculous but necessary to get anywhere in dueling, and being able to do anything to the rank 50+ autists

yes

so nothing changed...

>implying real life knights weren't ballerinas as well

Anyone here actually played it? Can you make pic related

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actually in real life it's somewhat easier thanks to better sensory input (touch is faster than sight, less motion blur and depth perception) and direct controls. Not to mention slower movement speed. Once you've tried it, no game compares (though Jedi Knight/Academy come close in terms of smoothnes, at least in SP).

The fuck? The skill ceiling was never "crushed" in the game. Most of the good players played for years and years, but the gap between those that stayed and new blood only widened over time and made it infinitely more frustrating for anyone new to get into it as they would get stomped over and over. So over time the player base just dwindled to the point where games didn't fill and no one wants to play half empty games. What killed it for me was finding out how prevalent cheats were in game. When the "best" maa in the game quit and revealed he had been cheating for years it soured things. It was nothing crazy, but like 10% faster movement, swings and stamina regen just enough to give him and edge in close fights.

Has no one noticed that the guy was cheating? He may have used a small percentage, but it still should be noticable to good players.

People threw around accusations all the time, hell he played with admins with 10k+hours and was never banned. But those small differences could just be chalked up to ping and desynch. especially with how fast the maa quarterstaff swung.

Female knights are cute!

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>no cute ladyknights to dress up in full plate
What the FUCK is the point?

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t. legit incel.

I'm not even using that term ironically.

>I'm not even using that term ironically.

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>there are virgins on a taiwanese finger-painting wall

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I'm a 27-year-old virgin. There's not having sex and then there's being so mad about it that you piss your pants whenever a female option shows up in a video game.

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Never going to stop memeing on Mordcucks for this since they ruined every single For Honor thread with reeee female characters and other shitposts

Just to follow it up, there was no anti cheat in chivalry, admins and staff had to individually watch and catch cheaters in the act to ban them. I saw quite a few blatant speed hackers banned in game

But this meant if they toned it down and made it harder to out and out prove it was harder to ban them. PDK a player the devs gave admin to ban people on Public servers too told me he had to record anyone cheating to have evidence to give to the devs. Other wise it would just be reversed if they whined on the forums.

look at this fucking soiboy crying lmao

It looks fun, but my main gripe is that it's just a brawl. With the usual FPS movement that is completely devoid of momentum and inertia, formations will never work as you can just dance around them.

>I'm a 27-year-old virgin

Kill yourself you miserable piece of shit

>145 FOV fisheye spin-to-win garbage

So they took everything that ruined Chivalry and made it into a standalone game?

Great.

You mad, lol.

They capped it at like 95 or something
Enough so you cant abuse it

>DON'T INSULT ME BECAUSE I'M A VIRGIN
>I'm a virgin,
>FUCKING LOSER
S E E T H I N G

Fuck off normalfag

>still no listed price on Steam

Epic.

How the fuck are you almost 30 and had no sex? If i were you i would blow my brains in front of my parents with a shotgun for being a useless peice of shit.

hey hadeua how's that water fast

>first person melee combat
NOPE

I have literally no drive to seek out relationships. So basically it's my own choice that I haven't had sex - unlike you lmao, keep seething about not getting the pussy.

Thankfully there's TPP option.

>it's my own choice that I haven't had sex

Your parents still cry at night for growing up a failure

lmao my parents don't care. Keep coping.

>excuse me!? i'm achtually asexual!
lmao state of your life you gigantic faggot.

They just don't tell you directly

lmao no, well off the mark. The cope is real.

Good to know. Gonna hold off for now.

The lack of interest in relationships is a sign of a schizoid, not someone who is asexual.

You retards seems to hate this game by only looking at it, doubt you can point out a game better than this

>I'm pretty hype boys.
Good for you, because i'm not.
You're not going to fool me twice.
This thread is infested with mongoloid cunts that never ever played Chivalry for more than 1000 hours, or before the retarded free weekends.
I'm expecting to see all of you fucking inbred mongrels to play the game for max 30 hours and then quit because you will get your asses handed to yourselves by the autistic glitching community that is ready to move away from Chivalry to this.
>b-but ballerina didn't kill chivalry!1!!
You're an idiot, and you probably never scrimmed in tourneys.
>b-but the devs said this will not be spin2win
You're also an idiot.
Every single game with a tracer system like Chivalry is bound to have these issues, regardless if they add speed caps or limiters.
Soon or later, people will find a way to glitch the hitboxes again and the devs will have absolutely no power to fix that shit; because that's how these tracer games work.
>bROO IM SO HYPED LOLZ LMFAO YIKES ZOOM ZOOM GONNA BUY THIS DAY ONE WOOOOOW IM SO EXCITED :DDDD
Fuck off shill.
>someone is mad hurr git gud
I could very easily win a 1vs30 against all of you babbies without even matrixing once.
Chivalry was never good to begin with, this game is an abortion made for an audience that moved away from these games years ago.
Dead on arrival, you're all retards.
Now kill yourselves, squires.

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>BUT MUH HIGH SKILLCEILING ITS PART OF THE GAME IT FILTERS OUT CASUALS

see
Not even 20 seconds have passed lol.

>All these people defending ballarina shit
How can so many people be so wrong?

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who the fuck gives a shit about for honor? get the FUCK outta here before i curbstomp your virgin ass.

>wheredoyouthinkweare.gif

based
cringe

>dude realism lmao
Realism isn't fun user.

Yes it is. I can't be a knight fighting knights in real life, so that's why there are video games made for that purpose.

if you were half as good at videogames as you are at shitposting
you'd still be shit at videogames.

>video games
>realistic

>I can't be a knight fighting knights in real life
That's where you're wrong kiddo
youtube.com/watch?v=UMFna8bn8cc

The ones that try are better than ballarinashit.

I'm not built for that though, nor can I afford.

It's not hard to make them yourself. You just need basic tools. It might not be as pretty as professional gear, but I don't think that there's a requirement for prettiness.

do you even lift

>95
I'm vomiting already

max fov is actually 130 lol

bannerlord multi will be blown out of the fucking water by this game, archaic trash combat of m&b wont survive

>Fov niggers ruin everything and bitch because they cant see their insides
Every game fuck fov fags

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Fov makes the game easier to play tho

>Could make the game even & playable without edit the settings
>Nah let them ram the fov up till they can block attacks coming from behind

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I haven't played Mordhau, but i play Chivalry daily and the combat in Mordhau looks faster. Not sure if that is a good or a bad thing yet, until i try it out.

>pull my FOV out so far that I'm able to see the back of my own head in a perfectly cylindrical space like i'm inside a blackhole
wtf the put it in the game why shouldn't i use it, no one can ever sneak up on me now

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HYPED AS FUCK

Should I start boycotting games that use Unreal Engine?

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>5% difference
You wish, twink.

>im autistic i don't like being touched!
fuck polearms

*chugs onions*
>THE FOV MAKES ME NAUTIOUS
>MUMMY MUMMY I FEELIN CAR SICK
*throws up onions*

I quit because I thought shit like that was just stupid looking and wasn't what made me fall in love with the game before.

It was a real, large scale fps medieval game with a dedicated warcry button. I'd play it for days, but I ultimately stopped because the meta bullshit just started to infest every match.

Fucking fake feints on sow that were indistinguishable from real thrusts. Busted ass hitboxes that were never fixed. Completely stupid-looking combat with vanguards staring at the ground and dragging a zwei or niggers cheating because no anti-cheat.

I'll be the first to admit that I didn't 'git gud' because I thought it was fucking stupid. Like melee with more autism and less fun. I quit the game. So did everyone else. Dead game and a waste of fun.

Fucking comp fags killed chiv for me. I just wanted a fucking brawler with a warcry button, not this fucking ballerina meme I got stuck with.

I'm hoping Mount & Blade II Bannerlord will have 400 player servers. I want a improved Persistent World, Warband had 240.

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>dragfags btfo

I might just get the game for that alone, Chivalry is so fucking obnoxious with dragging

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What’s dragging, precious?

I hope mordhau mod tools will bring us mordhau persistent world, cant stand mb combat anymore

>when is adding more customization a bad thing?
almost always
I want fun historical game, not clown fiesta
artstyle is important in games, shit like womyn fighters is destroying it

dragging is in mordhau, though its not nigh unreadable and choppy like in chiv, its meant to be competitive in that manner
if you want something different play mb or for honor or something

>fov
nothing to do with it, first person melee is just unfixable, autistic, broken trash
t. plays quake at 150 degrees
most melee oriented games are super low skilling trash in the first place, all FP ones are
god you're autistic

Have fun spending 5 minutes fighting a single guy then I guess

I found it to be enjoyable, having 100 player teams on one side to another. Cavalry Infantry and Archer working together, I miss it. Not sure about Mordau though, feel like the game's online will die fast unless they somehow make unique modes that are fun and addicting. Plus Early Access on Unreal Engine had its moments in the past.

Alpha and beta tester of Mordhau here. Game is hot garbage. Avoid at all cost.

Alpha and beta tester of Mordhau here. Game is amazing. Definite buy.

see u at mordlan 2k17 retards, get ready to be farmed

>mordhau mod tools will bring us mordhau persistent world
Pipe dream

>dragfags have gotten so used to their faggotry that they don't even remember feinting anymore
pathetic

dont think so, the game has a good foundation and ue4 mod tools are very powerful in other games

>implying
if feints is all you do youre just gonna get read and gambled

multiplayer melee games are always shit

Feints are even worse than drags, why don't you complain about those?

Did they confirm that they'll be providing modding tools/assets? Just because it's UE4 doesn't mean you'll be able to extensively mod it.

>10% off first week
day one buy

yeah the devs confirmed it as a post release update

also i will add that mordhau has chambers which are (though sometimes regrettable) effectively passive feint punishes

The devs straight up said modding is an important part of PC games

yes.

Yeah three years from now when it finally fuckin comes out

>extreme dragging and retarded spinning is okay
>but good lord think of the children if you even look at the feint button
people get madder when you feint then dragging for some reason

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t. console player

>got hype when i saw gameplay videos with dev comentary that are actually caring for making a good chivalry clone
>go into Yea Forums to see if they are hype too since they liked chivalry but it's old and dated already
>they hate it because it takes the same premise of chivalry when THAT'S THE DAMN POINT

can somebody explain?

you can see dragging with your eyes, while feinting is just gambling. Its more to do with luck than skill, and you can trick even a veteran player by feinting him to death.

>can somebody explain?
we saw the gameplay

How will mods even work in an always-online game?

room temp iq sour grape retards who never wanted to learn2play

i saw it too and looks much better than chivalry and much more polished, what's not to like?

The same way they work in other always online games

So extremely limited and bare-bones? Alright.

I'm hype for it too and I can't wait for it to come out user. Hope the devs stick with it.

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Christ alive, why write a novel about a game you're sure is gonna flop?

NOOOOO DON'T LEAVE
I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THESE COSMETICS I NEED PEOPLE TO SEE THEM

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chivalry wasnt sjw garbage

this is what got me hype, they actually are chivalry autists that wanted it fixed but since that never happened they actually said fuck it, we are fixing it ourselves.

this looks even more soulful than chivalry nowadays

>not wanting to kill women and niggers with the best weapon (the mace obviously)

People who make posts like this weren't any more likely to buy the game than people who make posts saying they wish games weren't so sexist.

But Mordhau doesn't have microtransactions

>post release half-committed decision to add female models
>SJW
weak bait

He's talking about chiv.

Female models were a thing since early alpha. They just need to polish them.

>first-person melee combat

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Kinda disappointed, Chivalry was one of my favorite games and it seems they wanted to emulate it, but it feels like it's missing something.

It's not as "charming" if that makes any sense? The kills don't look as satisfying either, and streamers so far don't appear to be having much fun.

Chivalry 2 when

chivalry devs don't give a fuck anymore, why would they even work on a sequel. They can keep milking the original one filled with microtransactions

This might as well be Chivalry 2. I doubt TornBanner will ever do a sequel, not that I really want them to anyways.

Mirage happened lol, torn banner is fucking dead

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which streamers

boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/Xf0f7VQ3U96wa93FRJiw3A/
boards.fireden.net/v/search/subject/Mordhau/page/2/

Lol.

What the fuck does that even mean? Chivalry only has cosmetic shit in the store

what am i looking at here?

>Chivalry fags show up just spout about how Chivalry is better while at the same time being confused as to why nobody plays it
>When told why people don't play it they immediately turn aggressive towards anyone, ignoring any points made against the game
>Then revert back to being confused as to why nobody plays it

Kek

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that means they don't have to waste time and money making a sequel when they just keep getting free money from cosmetics

>play chivalry
>stand in a chokepoint after spawning at the start of a game
>someone kicks me physically
>start a vote kick on him, which goes through because he's at 100% team damage
>says a sad "someone's pussy is bruised" but coping isn't going to unkick him

looks bretty good
are the maps real big because they had some guys on horseback

a crime scene

If Yea Forums had flags I'd wager more than 95% of posters in this thread would have western european or british flags

Slav here

Im hype and am going to enjoy this game. Chivalry was one of my favorite games when there were 1st person only servers

A sword is just a sharp club.

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GAMES NEED MORE FEMALE KNIGHTS TO SEXUALISE

No lol

You're not necessarily a knight in Mordhau. Just a random fuck with a sharp stick.

besides putting a cap on your turn speed while swinging, it is literally the exact same as chivalry and the combat will be just as retarded

Every first person. Game needs an fov of 90 for 16:9

No more no less.

>existence of chambers which act as passive punishes to feints
>fov limit
>keyframed animations which aren't limited to 30fps
nope

how will a chamber punish a feint
>nigger attacks
>go to chamber (implying you are going to do this for every fucking attack)
>he feints
>parries your dumbass