You're tasked with making the absolute worst newcomer for Smash Ultimate. They have to be such a shitty pick, NO ONE will want them or use them. Who do you choose?
You're tasked with making the absolute worst newcomer for Smash Ultimate. They have to be such a shitty pick...
Colton Kelly
Jason Stewart
You
David Bailey
Glass Joe
>Is Little Mac but slower, weaker, and lighter.
>Brings in the proud French culture for diversity points
>Brings back the fan favorite mechanic, tripping
>Is technically a "villain" if you think hard enough so we have more representation on that
>His amiibo will never deal with Scalpers since nobody would want it
>Adds more representation to lesser franchises
>Full of personality and charm
>Makes Pichu mains look dishonest
Camden Stewart
Corrin echo fighter
Landon Price
Steve Burnside
Daniel Kelly
Banjo Kazooie
Hunter King
Sneed
Elijah Gonzalez
yet another fire emblem character exactly like the others except slightly worse
Cameron Scott
Steve
>can't add any blocks
>can't craft to upgrade himself
>4 steve alts and 4 alex alts
>basically a worst version of Villager
Steve could have a cool moveset, but they probably won't go that far
Asher Anderson
Couldnt care less about K rool but how is him worse than incineroar?
Matthew Wood
/thread
Andrew Robinson
banjo
bandana dee
geno
isaac
Eli Harris
>not caring about K. Rool
leave
Owen Thompson
Another Fire Emblem character that isn't fucking Lyn or Hector.
Brody Ward
Mason Carter
The guy from Days Gone
Jose Hall
this.
add fire emblem fates' avatar and make him another marth clone. people will go apeshit.
Elijah Johnson
a black FE character that plays exactly like Marth and Lucina only the tipper works the opposite
Luis Powell
>His amiibo will never deal with Scalpers since nobody would want it
That would unironically make him rare.
Jackson Lopez
That's literally Roy minus the black part.
William Cruz
Ethan Reyes
This would be based.
Luke Edwards
super macho man, king hippo or doc would be good newcomers tho
Austin Rodriguez
Composite Pit, or Grey Pit
He is the median of Pit and Dark Pit. An exact middleground between the two, making him more average than both.
He would be the first playable character made specifically for Smash
Matthew Harris
Baby Mario or Grippy Toad.
Henry Gutierrez
An Unkown
Parker Cook
Piranha plant and incineroar
Dark pit.
Juan Mitchell
Just imagine it for a second.
Benjamin Fisher
Joker but you can't control his Persona and half the moveset is OC made from scratch instead of iconic SMT attacks.
Nathan Collins
Winrar. If he was in I would despite him and anyone who would play as him, ironically or not.
Daniel Flores
Evan Long
A shill legendary/starter third evolution from Sword and Shield that hasn't even been revealed yet. It'll be a humanoid with some elemental gimmick.
William Mitchell
Igglypuff, who is a Jigglypuff clone akin to Pichu, but is much weaker and frail, and will havr the gimmick of putting itself to sleep or trip at random.
Kayden Hill
Pyra, except censored. Burka-tier censored.
Joseph Allen
Yeah you really can't beat them at their own game here.
Add another anime swordsman but make them not completely overpowered and they will get played by precisely zero people.
Alexander Jenkins
Even plantfags couldn't defend this.
Adam Sanders
Corrin's already in the game, but i guess putting the Avatar from Three Houses will do. Either that or Lightning.
Jayden Smith
...uh
Joseph Cook
impossible. people would eat up anything
Dylan Jones
Nobody can beat another fucking FE swordfag. Even FEfags hate the representation, and literally every other series not repped yet would have fans who genuinely love it, even if it's Minecraft or Fortnite.
Luke Murphy
This cant get any worse
Easton Cruz
No matter how awful you make a character there will be people who pretend to like it ironically just to annoy everyone else. The FE: Three Houses MC would be pretty irredeemable though.
Owen Butler
>It's Nuts and Bolts Banjo
Colton Adams
Not a worst newcomer, but what are the chances a Tekken fighter makes an appearance? A franchise they've never worked with & they've worked with street fighter so is there a good chance?
Eli Jackson
I can GUARANTEE YOU that if this happened, you'd get quite a few people saying shit like:
>TO BE HONEST I FUCKING HATED ALEX AT FIRST, BUT THEN I TRIED HIM OUT AND I FUCKING LOVE HIS PLAYSTYLE! IT FITS ME PERFECTLY! HE'S NOW MY MAIN FOR SURE!
Charles Garcia
Gabriel Cook
That actually sounds pretty good as a joke character.
Cooper Smith
Steve.
Jack Diaz
Good thing they didn't make him another Marth clone. He's a ton of fun my dude, it's time to let go.
Ryder White
Takumi from Fire Emblem Fates.
Lucas Myers
>he doesn’t know about heiachi
They attempted it already
Camden Jenkins
Geno
Justin Campbell
Firecat's real issue was how fucking terribly timed he was, same with PP (aside from being actually goomba-tier). If he were one of the early reveals it probably would've mostly gone over just fine.
Joshua Lewis
What would his gimmick be, Link's bow but stronger?
Julian Green
Bentley Butler
Most characters that people think are the worst thing ever come from the way they were revealed rather than the character itself. It's really dumb how first impressions can have that much of an effect on people.
Zachary Morgan
Yeah, I think you’ve won this thread.
Ayden Foster
I’m sad it took this long for someone to make this post.
Robert Brown
I know just who to call
Michael Adams
Cool Samefag.
Connor Edwards
I'd main the shit out of him if he's any fun. Honestly that's literally just what happens, some people just hate him because everyone else hates him and actually like the character if they got to know him better. I really like heavily flawed characters so from what people are saying there's a decent chance I'd convert to liking him in the absolutely fucking baffling nonexistent timeline he gets added in.
Jonathan Brown
People have suggested Goomba in earnest and even came up with interesting movesets and playstyles for it.
Andrew Parker
suck a large dick.
Tyler King
another FE. it's the male hero from the shitty musou game. he's another marth clone.
Wyatt Garcia
That's impossible. There's an audience for everything. Smash has gotten so successful that no matter what they do next, a significant amount of people will end up liking it.
Jacob Edwards
I would only hate Bandana Dee out of those. Now put him with Ashley, Waluigi, and Shadow. THAT would suck ass.
Nolan Barnes
I got to know him better and I still hate his ass.
Ethan Wright
>Sephiroth
>Steve
>Rabbids
Search your feelings. You know it’s true.
Michael Thomas
More often than not those fags never moved on and are generally loud mouthbreathers anyway. Lots of people calmed down and appreciated practically everyone. I definitely wouldn't trade Incineroar for anyone else, no character plays like him.
Jack Price
Glover
Charles Diaz
negan from the walking dead
Ryan Cooper
imagine the disjoints on Sephiroth
Camden Walker
anime characters in smash
will it ever happen? why/why not?
Jace Ramirez
Best response
Christopher Jenkins
How awful.
Joseph Gomez
Lester the Unlikely
Andrew Clark
Is there legitimately anyone in all of vidya that could be a Corrin echo fighter?
Dominic Collins
cringe contrarians
Gavin Walker
Angel Wilson
Other FE fans might play as them, if nothing else, especially if they're an older fan favorite.
Best bet is to make it the Three Houses MC and make them only the male version, no female, so waifufags don't play them just for the character design.
Benjamin Morris
Ridley
Ryder Morris
Anthony Burch
Joshua Green
Uh flappy bird I guess
Isaac Hall
But would anyone want a *second* generic Mario enemy as a newcomer?
Kevin Phillips
Chase McCain from Lego City Undercover
Anthony Johnson
That was years as well as weeks before the first.
Jason Phillips
Xaldin from Kingdom Hearts
Gavin Powell
Stanley the bugman
Sebastian Ward
He would be a great troll character.
Robert King
I really wish this game had a "You are not fun to fight against" end message. Fuck Young Links and Simons. I need these people to be aware that they're absolute fun drainers.
James Torres
At least there's a few 64fags out there that like Metal Mario and would be happy with him. Literally nobody likes Tanuki Mario.
Jason Flores
Why Ultimate specifically? Why not just Smash in general?
What makes this one game so "Special" compared to other games?`
Jaxon Phillips
that black/white bear from danganronpa
Aiden Ward
Corrins son/daughter Kana