Hey, Yea Forums. Lets play some mad libs. First come, first serve for words

Gook

Virus

tin can

Now. I need another adjective.

Sensual

ridiculous

Cummed-in

Anothar Noun

Cunny

Mr.Terry

Is yummy

Another Adjective

Black

Cummed-in

Underage

stinky

Blatant

I need a noun.

>I need a noun.
Dildo

NIGGER

Now I need a verb

Fuck and suck

smacked

nigger

Another verb.

Feed and seed

Dab

Now I need a building.

pentagon

another building

Twin towers

City Hall

homeless shelter

Now I need a verb.

Suck

Goatse

holy shit this is taking forever how many mad libs do you need op

Alright. Now, I need an adjective

Many.

Sexy

Big

Verb.

Shut the fuck up and accept your OC
OP will deliver

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shot

Now, a noun.

Mr.Terry

OP here. I was just trolling there is no mad lib. Haha retards

>inb4 thread gets deleted before OP can deliver

disregard that I suck cocks

Now, I need a type of people. Or a demographic, or a subculture, whatever.

Based

>459465512
low effort 1.5/10

Niggers

/pol/

Yea Forums Anons

13% 50%

Now, an adjective.

gay

Dirty

spooky

Big

Homeless

Alright, I need a noun.

horny

Black

regret

Rectum

Another verb now.

I have a mini mad lib to tide us over till op is done

I need a name

pump

Another noun.

JC Denton

fuckhead

seed

A building

Death

Moot

ANOTHER noun.

cuckshed

a noun

A cuck

Shit

>2 at once
Thread ruined, can’t keep up anymore

Now, I need a place name.

By the way, to avoid confusion with the other guy's. Reply to my posts with your words.

verb ending in -ed

only 3 more after this one

Fucked

pick one

i'm almost done anyway

Showered
Is that a verb?

GOLDS GYM

Pizza hut

Castle Wars Lobby

I need an adjective.

Tiananmen Square

Reddit.

now a verb

2 more

Nothing ever happened there though.

How do you not know what a verb is?

Of course, it's just a common place nothing more

muscular

Another adjective.

Rip

Big

Sloppy.

Gay
Dab

A building

one more after this

succulent

Now, a plural noun

Guys

weskers

EA HQ

noun

and were done

Peenus weenus

based

Now, I need a place name.

Yea Forums

Walmart

Wrestlemania

Good Burger

Utah

Another noun now.

JC Denton went to the cuckshed where a cuck fucked him and then ripped over to the EA HQ leaving JC Denton alone with his peenus weenus.

faggot

Peanus weenus

Now, I need an organzation

CIA

Epic Game Store

knights templar

Now, I need a famous monument.

Notre Dame

White house

Lady Liberty

Notre Dame

>it's a 50-minute mad libs episode

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Now, I need a person.

Yo mama.

only 3 this time

a name

Bane

SHANIQUA

Albert Wesker

a name again

Chad

>a cuck fucked him

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Now, a place.

LESHAWNDRA

Gotham

Hell

okay and an adjective

Detroit

Gigantic

Now, I need a technology

BLAST PROCESSING

vibrator

"Hey SHANIQUA" said Chad, "You are Gigantic to me"

NANOMUSHEENS

Hole technology

Quantum generator

Another technology, sil vous plait

Google Stadia

based and genesispilled
lightsaber

Nano machines, son

Damn Shaniqua be thicc

square wheels

neural override quantum networked nano-machines the summon the elder abominations form the depths of tarturus

Now, a third technology.

Hole technology

You should just Google a funny mad lib and use that as the base instead of writing your own

memes

The new iPhone

Now, a noun.

hamburger

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>thread 404's before slowass op delivers

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Now, a timeframe.

Eye

Come on man how long

420 seconds

>funny mad lib
Literally no such thing.

Now, an adjective.

soon™

Guess I'll throw my hat into the ring since it seems like OP may take a while.

Gimme a verb Yea Forums.

The last thirty seconds

youtu.be/4xu8t5XWYNM

Hogging

masturbate

Boring

Assfuck

Okay, now a mean name you can call someone

Anthony Burch

Poophead

Now, I need a verb. We're almost done I swear.

Anthony Burch

Alright, a place.

LOL

Caress

eat

area 51

>live! infinite jest kickstarter! on Yea Forums!

We're down to the last 4, and they're all nouns. Take it away. By the way, these GOTTA be good. No pressure.

Yea Forums

Frog

Frisbee

Now I need a body part.

Anal Sphincter

Elder Gods from teh Deep

Anthony's Badass Apartment

BBC

cuckold porm

wrestling ring

Next, we need a plural noun.

HURRY BEFORE THE JANNIES PULL A TROLLOLOLOL

Loli

OP, if this isn't the funniest fucking thing I've ever read, I'm going to be mad.

Jannies

Jon Snow

Cocks

It took an hour. But we're done.

BOB PAGE
Your BOMB to GENTEC should be finalized within the week. I've already
discussed the matter with the JANNY

WALTON SIMONS
I take it he was EXQUISITE?

BOB PAGE
He didn't really have a VIRUS.

WALTON SIMONS
Has he been SENSUAL?

BOB PAGE
Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put him on the priority
list for the CUNNY, he was so willing it was almost BLACK.

WALTON SIMONS
This DILDO, the FUCK AND SUCKing is intensifying to the point where we may not be able
to FEED AND SEED it.

BOB PAGE
Why FEED AND SEED it? Let it spill over into the PENTAGONs and TWIN TOWERS, let the

bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to SUCK them.

WALTON SIMONS
I've received reports of SEXY SHOTs on MR. TERRY. There's not enough CUNNY
to go around, and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.

BOB PAGE
Of course they're GAY. They can smell their REGRETs, and the sound they'll
make PUMPing their FUCKHEADs will serve as a warning to the rest.

WALTON SIMONS
Mmm. I hope you're not underestimating the SHITs. The others may not go as
quietly as you think -- intelligence indicates they're behind the problems in
GOLD'S GYM.

BOB PAGE
A bunch of MUSCULAR BIG GUYS playing at running Yea Forums. But Yea Forums left them behind long ago.

We are the FAGGOT.

WALTON SIMONS
We have other problems.

BOB PAGE
CIA?

WALTON SIMONS
Formed by executive order after the terrorist strike on the NOTRE DAME. I have
someone in place, though. I'm more concerned about BANE; he's relocated to
GOTHAM.

BOB PAGE
Our BLAST PROCESSING is far in advance of theirs, as is our GOOGLE STADIA.
And their... ethical inflexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they
refuse to consider.

WALTON SIMONS
The HOLE TECHNOLOGY project?

BOB PAGE
Among other things -- but I must admit that I have been somewhat disappointed in
the performance of the primary HAMBURGER.
(1/2)

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Well, they are called MAD libs!

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WALTON SIMONS
The secondary HAMBURGER should be BORING soon. It's currently undergoing preparation and will be operational within 420 SECONDS. My people will continue to report on his progress. If necessary, the primary will be CARESSed.

BOB PAGE
We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be Yea Forums again, a new
age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical FROG on the FRISBEE. Soon that FROG

will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings. ANAL SPHINCTERs (2/2)

Fuck you, Carlos.

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good thread

Alright, now a Group of People

worth it

>Why FEED AND SEED it? Let it spill over into the PENTAGONs and TWIN TOWERS, let the

>bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to SUCK them.

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Emos

kek

>Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put him on the priority
list for the CUNNY, he was so willing it was almost BLACK.
Worth the hour wait

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>they'll beg us to SUCK them
>the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY

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>There's not enough CUNNY
>to go around, and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.
Fucking lost

>There's not enough CUNNY to go around, and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.
Fantastic work

>Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put him on the priority list for the CUNNY, he was so willing
based janny

>There's not enough CUNNY
to go around, and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.

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Next a monetary amount

Congrats OP! Hope I can get mine done.

>There's not enough CUNNY
to go around, and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.
You did good, OP.

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>The HOLE TECHNOLOGY project?
God damn

599 US dollars

Okay, now we need three plural nouns.

One per post please. Give others a chance.

>Why FEED AND SEED it? Let it spill over into the PENTAGONs and TWIN TOWERS, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to SUCK them.

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retards

Homosexuals

eldritch abominations

>and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.
>Of course they're GAY

>Aquinas spoke of the mythical FROG on the FRISBEE

Good job op. Laughter in the morning day will go well.

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>There's not enough CUNNY to go around, and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.

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Great. An adjective please.

good shit

That is a very well picked reactionimage to support your sentiment user.

>This DILDO, the FUCK AND SUCKing is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to FEED AND SEED it.
>There's not enough CUNNY to go around, and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.
>I'm more concerned about BANE; he's relocated to GOTHAM.
>Our BLAST PROCESSING is far in advance of theirs

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Epic

>and the sound they'll
>make PUMPing their FUCKHEADs will serve as a warning to the rest.
epic

Another group of people.

Jews

> There's not enough CUNNY to go around, and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.
It was worth the wait.

>tfw the best parts were Yea Forums memes

female speedrunners

Mods

Nearly there. Occupation.

scholp scholp scholp scholp

Welder

Secret agent man

JEWISH BANKERS

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Three more including this one!

Beverage

it's schlop you retard, but that is the correct sound yes so thank you

Monster Zero Ultra

Milk

Alright second to last, we need an adjective.

I got a good one

give me an adjective

Dank

horny

Finally, one last plural noun.

Grotesque

jabronies

>the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY

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Alrighty then! Let's hope this turns out alright.

Richter Belmont: Hog, Anthony Burch! You don't belong in Area 51!

Dracula: It was not by my BBC that I'm once again given jannies. I was called here by emos who wish to pay me 599 US Dollars.

Richter: "599 US Dollars"?! You steal men's retards, and make them your homosexuals!

Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all eldritch abominations.

Richter: Your words are as epic as your soul! Jewkind ill needs a welder such as you!

Dracula: What is an emo? [flings his Monster Zero Ultra aside] A dank little pile of jabronies! But enough talk! Have at you!

Not bad. 6/10.

Grade: C

Retarded

Fucking lightning struck twice in one thread

>Dracula: What is an emo? [flings his Monster Zero Ultra aside]

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Give me an adjective

it's a good one trust me

Veiny

Based

okay now a verb

epic

sharting

slay

cock vore

sorry ignore that one, do mine, im same guy

okay now 3 nouns one at a time

dark elf booty

Race War

terror

Dracula being summoned by emos and [flinging aside his Monster Zero Ultra] was pretty great.

>A bunch of MUSCULAR BIG GUYS playing at running Yea Forums. But Yea Forums left them behind long ago
Deep

Two verbs one at a time

Segregate

wank

adjective

curvy

youtube.com/watch?v=sTxnZSSy07s&feature=youtu.be&t=9

first word: ambrosia

emotion

horny

ass-ravaged

name

Kim Jong Un

Albert

last one

noun

asscrack

box of Frosted Flakes

Boipucci

nigger

KAZ MILLER:
Snake... Why are we still RETARDED? Just to SHARTED? Every night, I can feel my DARK ELF BOOTY... and my RACEWAR... even my TERROR... the body I've SEGREGATED... the comrades I've WANKED... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still CURVY. You feel HORNY too, don't you? I'm gonna make KIM JONG UN give back our ASSCRACK.

>the comrades I've WANKED
Wew lad

lol

not bad

Pretty alright

>the comrades I've WANKED

Pssssshhht

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>the comrades I've WANKED... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still CURVY. You feel HORNY too, don't you? I'm gonna make KIM JONG UN give back our ASSCRACK.
Kino.

Got one more

Noun

Gaming chairs

put me in the screencap

3 more nouns one at a time

messed up just two nouns

mr. president

>There's not enough CUNNY to go around, and the NIGGERS are starting to get GAY.

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Billy Herrington

an event of some kind in plural form

Birthdays

two nouns one at a time

rapier

messed up again.

give me a group of people and a noun

Retards
(You)

something you eat

dirt cookies

megalol

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noun

>beating dead horse

one last bump

Penis

group of people

Goyim

two items one at a time

Dildo

fireworks

a technology

I think I'm just gonna give up on this one

That would be best

someone make a new thread and link it so we can finish the mad lib
I'm really bored

>Richter: "599 US Dollars"?! You steal men's retards, and make them your homosexuals!
Audibly laughed

Yea Forums has a really short attention span. Making a new thread will do nothing.

don't be a debby downer

hypnos headband

>mad libs
you want mad libs? just check out reddit, it's lib central and they all mad! HAHA xD

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