>Press any button to Start
>Press the Power button
BAWITDABA DA BANG DA DANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY SAID THE BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE
Times you acted like the Joker while playing video games
Charles Butler
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Owen Mitchell
>Match starts in 3..2..
>X
Oohwahaha
Nathan Baker
>Snowbound
>don't veto it
PARTY'S GONNA FREAK
Asher Peterson
>Halo 3
>Big Team Battle on Sandtrap
>Press Veto
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
Ryder Bell
>Going for an achievement which requires 1 gorrillian dollars
>Have one dollar left to go
>Spend it all
AND I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF
Julian Hall
>open the menu to vote for the next map!
>don't vote
PEOPLE = SHIT
Matthew Miller
>game from established franchise
>brings back previous characters
Tyler Nelson
>Going for a full combo on Through the Fire and Flames
>Deliberately miss the last note
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
Justin Sanders
>team mate is getting grieved
>laugh at him
Aaron Barnes
>obtain useful healing consumable item
>immediately use it on the spot even if my health is full
AND IM TALKING TO MYSELF AT NIGHT BECAUSE I CANT FORGET
Wyatt Parker
>ally needs heals
>heal myaelf instead
SOMEBODYS GONNA GET THEIR ASS KICKED
William Ramirez
>pick healer
>only dps
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
Jackson Phillips
>Go on the Yea Forums - Video Games board
>Make several threads talking exclusively about eceleb's girlfriends and how much they are sluts
PEACE SELLS BUT WHO'S BUYIN'?
Grayson Cox
>game asks me to adjust brightness to a certain threshold
>crank it up all the way so I have night vision
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT YOU'LL NIGGAS DON'T EVEN SMOKE CRACK
Bentley Robinson
Based
Nathaniel Clark
>Playing Crash Team Racing with my sister
>She's about to win
>Turn off the console
I. WAS A CREATURE BEFORE I COULD STAND
Isaac Johnson
>game asks for my parents e-mail for account confirmation
>i use my own e-mail
ASEREJE JA DEJE TEJEBE TUDE JEBERE
Camden Allen
>last person alive on my team
>kill myself
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Kayden Smith
>ready up to start match
>go afk the first round
Joshua Rodriguez
>open world RPG
>find strong enemy you're not supposed to fight yet
>spend hours trying to take him down with every strategy possible
OOH HEE OOH HAHA CHANG CHANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
Connor Long
>capture the flag
>go for kills instead of the objective
FRAN TICK TICK TICK TICK
Mason Garcia
>ping Mozambique
Wyatt Baker
These threads make me unironically go back and listen to all the edgy shit music I liked as a teenager.
Blake Cook
fuuuuckin lol, pretty sure, I'd flip if I saw that.
Nathaniel Sanchez
>play gta
>pretend to be a normal citizen ans follow correct driving rules
AND WR ARE LIVING IN A MATERIAL WORLD AND I'M A MATERIAL GIRL
Elijah Hernandez
>Go on the Yea Forums - Video Games board
>click on vidya music thread
>link mumble rap
LIFE IS LIKE A CAR CRASH AND I CAN'T LOOK AWAY
Jordan Carter
>Playing my bing bing wahoo Mario games
>I had a big raims is a big taims
>Mummy calls me down for dinner
>See it's not tendies
>Shit my pants and smear it all over her face
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIN
Jayden Flores
This one is actually fun.
>Played the original Borderlands w/ my cousin and we'd take on missions above our level and grind out wins.
Good times.
Kayden Thompson
>Get the option to kick a teammate who betrayed me even though it was an accident
>Press Yes
I USE TO THINK MY LIFE WAS A TRAGEDY BUT NOW I REALIZE IT'S A COMEDY
Grayson Sanchez
>playing hard platform game
>kill myself every single time until I do the stage perfectly
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Jordan Adams
>Go into the CAW mode
>use the default model
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME
YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE
Hunter Sullivan
>dueling Lou
>hits me with the lefty flip
>set up a mirror behind me for just such an occasion
>proceed to cream his ass with broken green string strategy
RAW NO FUCKING FILTER CROOKED NEEDLE HOT HEAD
Kayden Murphy
>can play the game either combat lethal or stealth non-lethal
>play it combat non-lethal
THROW AWAY THE KEY
Logan Wood
>game has karma system
>always go with neutral choices
MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE
Levi Ward
>first time playing a game
>game recommends keeping the tutorials on
>turn them off
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Carter Jenkins
>play ng+
>replaye the tutorial
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
Xavier Price
>socom 2
>pick noob tube
>open up on my whole team at the start
I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKEN
MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN
Luis Robinson
>characters tell me I need to save the world
>do side quests instead
WE ALL DANCED IN FIRE
Luke Baker
>Go into Souls threads and shit on casuals for being bad at the game
>I summoned all the time and did no work whatsoever
TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA BIG RED CAR
Isaiah Foster
>credits roll
>thank you for playing our game!
>i'm actually watching a let's play
IT'S MY WORLD YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
Nicholas Green
>wwe game
last man standing match
>make my opponent stand up at 9
YOU DONE IT NOOOOOOW
Carter Brooks
>"AAAAAAAAAAAA", that's your name?
>Yes
BITCHES LOVE ME CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT I CAN FUCK
Justin Cook
>make female character
>don't make her hot
I'VE GIVEN UP ON TRYING TO SELL YOU THINGS THAT YOU AIN'T BUYING
Colton Bell
>Beating all the Dragons on Neverwinter Nights with a Barbarian
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
Jose Sanchez
>game offers you a vehicle
>proceed on foot
I was a little too tall
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants points hardly reknown
She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high
Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy
Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy
Workin' on mysteries without any clues
Workin' on our night moves
Trying' to make some front page drive-in news
Workin' on our night moves in the summertime
In the sweet summertime
We weren't in love oh no far from it
We weren't searching for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Living by the sword
And we'd steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, the alley, the trusty woods
I used her she used me
But neither one cared
We were getting our share
Workin' on our night moves
Trying to lose the awkward teenage blues
Workin' on out night moves
In the summertime
And oh the wonder
Felt the lightning
And we waited on the thunder
Waited on the thunder
I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in
Jeremiah Cruz
>enjoying my video games
>dont go on the chans for more then a hour
>take showers and baths
>have a life
>family is great and I'm going to marry my high school sweet heart in the fall
>go on Yea Forums, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /r9k/ and Yea Forums and shitpost how lonly and horny I am and how much of a incel I am
Yabba dabba doo
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
There the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
There a page right out of history
Wyatt Brooks
>start up multiplayer game with no respawns in between rounds
>get myself killed first so I can tab to porn
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE
Hunter Nelson
>steam asks for my birth day to view store page
>leave it to default January 1 and scroll to some random year in the 70s
LIKE STRAWBERRY WINE AND 17,
HOT JULY MOON SAW EVERYTHING
Jeremiah Watson
>play injustice
>pick joker
CAN YOU FART ON MY BALLS WHEN WE FUCK
Wyatt Lewis
>switch to batman when i start losing
NANANANANANANA
Lucas Foster
you people have issues
Kayden Perry
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Adrian Hernandez
Everyone's a little crazy when you think about it
Henry Moore
Yes but we take it as a compliment.
IN MY HANDS IN MY HANDS AGAIN
Kevin Ross
>despise Sony
>play only Nintendo games
>see wojacks
>love anal vore
>start the entire "golden face meme vores nintendo wojack meme." out of lust and hate
I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation. There's so much shit around me. Such a lack of compassion. I thought it would be fun and games (would be fun and games). Instead it's all the same (it's all the same). I want something to do. Need to feel the sickness in you.
Wyatt Morales
I CAN SEE I CAN SEE I'M GOING BLIND
Carter Rodriguez
>boot up a game I've beaten several times
>start new game, prompts me to skip the tutorial since I've completed it before
>play through the tutorial anyways
GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT
Owen Robinson
IS IT ME OR IS IT GETTING CRAZIER OUT THERE?!
Jaxson Lee
CAUSE THEN YOU REALLY MIGHT KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SING THE BLUES
Christian Jackson
>sekiro is too hard
>just use cheat engine
JOHN THE REVELATOR, TELL ME WHO'S THAT WRITIN'
Ryan James
>dislike game developer
>pirate their game twice so they lose double the sales
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Jason Brooks
What the fuck even is this thread? Is this some new level of irony? Is this like Super Irony 3?
Anthony King
>Playing Tf2 as medic
>Intentionally uber a spy so he btfo's my intel camping engi
LOOK IN MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT DO YA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Elijah Young
>play DMC5
>don't rate any other player that comes across my path
YOU ARE WRONG, FUCKED AND OVERRATED
Ryder Sullivan
I'm still stunned at the current DC cinematic universe and how it went from being hyper serious sci-fi to "it's magic ain't gotta explain shit" in 2 seconds flat.
How does BEN AFFLECK Batman cope in a world where Greek parthenon mythology and Old Testament sorcery can exist SIMUTANEOUSLY?
David Allen
It's society
Liam Jones
>How does BEN AFFLECK Batman cope in a world where Greek parthenon mythology and Old Testament sorcery can exist SIMUTANEOUSLY?
Prep time.
Dylan Flores
>don't rematch after i win a game
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Landon Davis
>play halo
>kill all the friendlies
I'M
AN
AMERICAN BADASS
Ayden Lewis
comic batman is an expert on occult stuff too he can't do any magic though.
Colton Fisher
>Objective: survive
>immediately kill myself on the spot
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Gabriel Howard
>win a match flawlessly with barely any effort
>teammate types "gg"
>I type "nah bg"
IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY
Aaron Walker
>you people
>half of the posts ITT are just me
CARMEN SE ME PERDIÓ LA CADENITA
Connor Ramirez
>teammate needs reviving
>stand next to him, doing nothing
>he keeps pinging for revive
>just stand there while his timer runs out
BANG BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
Parker Rodriguez
>Objective: Bring [item] to area
>keep running around with the [item]
AND THE RAIN WILL KILL US ALL
Connor Sanchez
>sekiro is too hard
>just use cheat engine
>disable it for the bosses
I DON'T GIVE A H*CK
Caleb Hall
>Playing left4dead
>Keep closing my teamates out of the safe house
I JUST WANNA BRING YOU DOWN SO BADLY
Jayden Reyes
>NPC asks for help
>say no
LET'S SEE HOW FAR WE'VE COME
Ian Clark
>I'm dah Jokah baybee!
i SOCIETY evry tim
Charles Fisher
>enter multiplayer games
>need to pick a class/character
>close the game down
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Nicholas Sanchez
Based viperposter
Camden Baker
>play runescape
>pick up all dropped arrows from niggas grinding range lvls and sell them
>go to busy fishing spots
>don't fish
>log onto several accounts and pick up all the dropped fish from bots and make multiple bank runs
Chase Thomas
Goddamnit lmao
Jayden Diaz
Why so serious?
Ian Bennett
>have to wake up for work at 7 AM
>stay up playing old school runescape until 3 AM
LOCK ME UP
Noah Jackson
>NPC companion warns you about a traps nearby and that I should walk slowly not to trigger them
>run full speed ahead, triggering each trap on the way
CUZ EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
William James
Goddamnit, msi is a guilty pleasure.
Kayden Brooks
uber kek
Jaxon Russell
>NPC asks for you to save the word
>says no
>"but you must!"
>turn off console
somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend
Landon Adams
>Open Tf2
>Join server
>Be scout
>Take teleporter to the exit a few feet away, while pushing aside slower and higher priority classes off the tele
>Continue to do this for the rest of the game
So bongo, bongo, bongo I don’t want to leave the congo
Oh no no no no no
Bingle, bangle, bungle I’m so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
Don’t want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords
I make it clear
That no matter how they coax him
I’ll stay right here!
Aaron Smith
>game gives you a rocket launcher to finish off the final boss
>proceed to kill it with own weapons instead
CAN WE BEGIN, WHEN BOTH OUR CARS COLLIDE
Carson Sanchez
>Set up a raid
>Only call for help when I'm seconds away from winning
AW HELL
WELCOME TO MY FEAST, TIME TO START THE HEDONISM
Bentley Cruz
>have to wake up at 7
>up at 2am shitposting in a joker thread
GOT A RIDE THAT'S COOLER THAN A LIMOUSINE
Aaron Moore
>NPC asks for 5 of an item
>give him 10
LAST NIGHT, SHE SAID
Jonathan Davis
>say I did something crazy for the joker memes
>never actually did it
I DID MY TIME
James Perry
>Destroy All Humans
>instead of completing objectives, I just hurl cows at women and look up their skirts
OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
Dominic Baker
>only play games where I can make sexy women
>I've been like this for the last 6 years
SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY LONG TIME
Noah Adams
>go on Yea Forums
>post opinions about games i've never played
I'M A FUCKING WALKING PARADOX
Luke Wood
>game asks you if you want to sacrifice your save file to help other players see the true ending.
>Say no and delete save manually.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Hudson Green
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Adam Lewis
>Horror game strongly recommends me to play alone in the dark with headphones
>carry pc to a busy department store and play in brightly lit area
>connect speakers and blast out game audio at max
>set game brightness and contrast to max
I see no, hear no evil
Black writing on the wall
Unleashed a million faces
And one by one they fall
Black-hearted evil
Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am
Cooper Sullivan
>have a huge backlog
>play Red Dead Online all day even though I hate it
EXIT LIGHT ENTER NIGHT
Chase Ward
>pirate a video game
> don't seed
William Davis
>buy a game made by a company famous for making hard games
>get butthurt that it isn't a cakewalk and demand the devs to add an easy mode
NOW YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE
Caleb Harris
>party member is about to die/betray me
>equip them with all my best gear
I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER WHEN I LOST MY MIND
Kayden Ward
>in-game restroom/toilet areas
>you can flush the toilets
>flush a 100 times just to waste in-game water
APPLEBOTTOM JEANS
BOOTS WITH THE FUR
James Powell
>play a porn game
>intentionally go for the NTR route
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
Aaron Murphy
>stopped playing video games
>"Gamer? I hardly know her!"
TWO OF HEARTS TWO HEARTS THAT BEAT AS ONE
Nicholas Bennett
>Press any button to start
>Sodomize myself with the controller
Wim wam wizzle dee wazzle contest winners!
Jaxon Cruz
youtube.com
gamers RISE UP
Luis Williams
That's really fucked up user, even the joker would at least seed until getting a 1.0 share ratio.
Luke Russell
WICKED KEK
Hunter King
>Save game
>"Do you want to overwrite this savefile? "
>No
>Create a savefile everytime I save
>Run out of available savefiles
>Memory is full of savefiles
>Now I can't finish the game
>Go on game review site
>Give the game a zero out of ten because of the lack of savefiles needed to finish the game
DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME OR I'LL RIP YOU APART
Samuel Hall
>Open lobby
>wait for max players
>don't start game
rinse and repeat
Julian Gray
>pick up a new game
>skipping through the tutorial because they're long and annoying
>go into the /vg/ thread and ask how to do things
I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
Zachary Russell
I entered the codes to unlock Stop N Swop in Banjo Kazooie overwriting my save files forever.
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Jaxson Lewis
>Rent a game
>Delete everyone save file
>Replace with nigger
>return the game
surely everyone did tihs
Jordan Thompson
>about to get my first 99
>enjoy a TV show instead
WELCOME DOWN
TO MY
PLANET
HELL
Xavier Robinson
>tutorial tells me to go left
>I go right
DAMAGED
Cooper Green
>game says that i didn't quit via the menu last time and progress may not have saved
>do it again anyway
I'M ADDICTED TO YOU
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TOXIC
Chase Gutierrez
>get high score
>enter ASS as initials
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE
Joseph Lee
>save a save state as my death animation plays
BURNING BODIES
BLEEDING PILES
SCREAMING PEOPLE
DIE
LIKE
FLIES
Isaac Reyes
>join server
>"server rules: absolutely no racism allowed"
>ahem... NIGGER
>"this is your only warning, racism of any kind will not be tolerated"
>sorry guys that was my little brother
>10 seconds later
>FUCK YOU ADMIN NIGGER
>banned: racism
I'VE BEEN WRONG
I'VE BEEN DOWN
TO THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BOTTLE
James Wood
>Playing F13 the game
>Hoard all the keys and phone box fuse
>Never use them
OOOOO WAAAHH AAAAAH AAAAH AAAHHH
Juan Evans
>friend is on final boss and so excited to see how the story wraps up and finish the game
>take his memory card and put mine with an already 100% save on it so he can't
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
William Hall
Hudson Price
>Get high score
>please enter your initials
>ASS
IT’S NO SURPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY
Ethan Reed
>YOU MUST BE 18+ YEARS OLD TO ENTER THIS SITE
>YES OR NO
>CLICK X INSTEAD
IT AIN'T ME, IT AIN'T ME I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE ONE, NO!
Ryan Flores
based
Christopher Murphy
>Play conan rpg pvp server
>Find peoples fish traps, empty them out and replace them with rocks
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>Play rust
>break into poorly built houses
>steal everything, put a poster of shrek on the wall that says "ur house is shit, get ogre it"
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>Play d2
>offer perf enigma for a couple soj's
>swap it for shitty bp
>dude accepts trade without reinspecting
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Charles Smith
>in a moving car, playing with a handheld
>toss it out the wimdow
BACKSTREET’S BACK, ALL RIGHT
Jackson Edwards
>"there will probably be no going back from here on out, are you really ready? Are you sure?"
>haven't saved in 8 hours and my mom is waiting in the car to take me to school
MR. JONES AND ME TELL EACH OTHER FAIRY TALES
Grayson Miller
Fuck, just when I'd forgot about that song.
Nathan Thomas
>piss off faggy tryhard
>he and his medic “gf” start getting angry in chat
>screenshot it and report it
>they get b@ for some reason
OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
Carson Walker
>You need to be over 18 years old to access this content
>Press "i'm under 18, get me out of this page"
>I'm actually over 18
WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL
WOO HOO
Logan Nguyen
>new players join the user server
>show them the ropes and help them out even if they are on the enemy team
>other regulars banter them for fucking up because they are new
>remind the regulars everyone is new sometime and they've also fucked up and no one gives a shit because the game is not competive and doesnt keep track on wins or kills or deaths
>give thumbs up to the new players managing to get a kill or other minor success
I'M A JOKER, I'M A SMOKER, I'M A MIDNIGHT TOKER
Gabriel Hall
>go on Yea Forums
>complain about /pol/
Ryan Williams
>hey guys how do I _____?
>have you tried alt+f4?
FEELIN LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH
Kayden Martin
>buy a new game
>never actually play it, just to skew the story mode completion trophy numbers
BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER
Thomas Sanders
>not him but...
>actually am him
BA DE YA
SAY DO YOU REMEMBER
BA DE YA
DANCING IN SEPTEMBER
Christopher Roberts
user, we're just joking, don't take things that fucking far. Fuck.
Juan Phillips
>Get legendary item with 0.000001% drop rate
>Drop it
WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM I GO BACK TO THE TOP OF THE SLIDE
Parker Brooks
>have problem with game
>post thread on forum for help
>figure out the solution
>”nvm fixed it”
WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT GOT TO DO WITH IT
Joseph Nelson
>Go on Yea Forums
>Pretend to be right wing, a leftist and a centrist all in the same thread
>Actually a misanthrope
I SEE NO HEAR NO EVIL, BLACK WRITINGS ON THE WALL
Jaxon Scott
>buy game at GameStop
>cashier asks if I want a bag for it
>say no
>actually did want a bag
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME, TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
Ayden Jenkins
>Own unusual hat worth thousands of dollars
>Get banned
FLIP ON THE TELLY, WRESTLE WITH JIMMY
Nicholas Rodriguez
>see a decent thread for a game I like and know a lot about
>post the most contrarion bait I can that would piss off any fan of the series
NO ONE CAN CHANGE THIS AMIMAL I HAVE BECOME
Luke White
>make a friend in an online game
>talk to him every day and every night
>grow very close
>tell him I love him
>make plans to meet up in real life
>block him and delete my account
AND THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE WITH THE SILVER SPOON
Chase Robinson
>Make off-topic thread
>Report yourself
DE AQUEL AMOOOR DE MUSICA LIGERA
Jaxson Lewis
>combat non-lethal
Other than maybe swat what fucking game does this
Hudson Bell
kek
Grayson Torres
Batman Arkham games I guess
Kevin Morgan
>finish game
>game says "Thank you for playing"
>dont say "You're welcome"
IM NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU
YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
Nicholas Campbell
This is actually the worst. You are a disease that needs to be quarantine with others like you.
Mason Hughes
>see a thread for a game starting to garner replies
>"yeah but you know what would make this game really good? If I could play it on my Nintendo Switch™. Maybe if it had souls-like combat too"
I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE
IN THE DIARY OF JANE
Evan Anderson
>EA releases game
>instead of pirating buy collectors edition for $120
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE, WOULD YOU BRING YOUR ATTENTION TO ME?
Isaiah Butler
>see a thread with edgelord song lyrics
>write in a line from a pop song
WE ARE ON THE SAME HIGH YOU AND I
Grayson Jenkins
>Encounter person in online game
>Play together for a while
>He logs off, tells me to have a nice day
>Purposefully have a shit day
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
Blake Davis
>post in 90s kid video game thread
>actually an 80s kid
13% OF THE POPULATION
50% OF THE CRIME
Easton Harris
>pick tank
>do more damage than dps
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN'T STAND IT
Hunter Ortiz
>purchase super smash bros ultimate
>go on the DLC page
>purchase Joker
>go online
>never use him
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
Owen Morris
>npc tells me to be a good boy and open the door for him
>fries him on the spot instead
YOU CANNOT KILL ME
Brody Wilson
Ryan Torres
>Game tells me that I can't change my character name later so I have to choose wisely
>don't name my character Wisely
MOONLIGHT AND VODKAAAA TAKES ME AWAY
Levi White
>"please save the world"
>say no
>game over
NOTHING LEFT FOR ME
THE ULTIMATE DOOM
Julian Martin
>game dev makes a 10/10 perfect game that you hyped over for months
>all he wanted was to watch people play his game that he worked hard on
>play his game
>decide its too hard
>ruin the plot he worked so hard on and end the game 3/4 of the way through by spoiling the ending for everyone
>attack him without warning and literally cheat to win
>game servers shut down
MITOMETE ITA
Jacob Robinson
>left click at the guy
>but for longer
whoa so excited for borderlands 3
Kayden Harris
>rename Dagger
>Garnett
Another cog in the murder machine
Juan Butler
>game tells me to take a break
>I don't take a break
BLACK HOLE SUN
WON'T YOU COME
Jonathan Parker
>Greed roll all pieces of lot in FFXIV
THE ONLY GIRL IVE EVER LOOOOVED
WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES
BUT THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE
ONE EVENING 1945
Adam Thomas
>character challenges me to a race
>pit maneuver him straight away
WE OWE YOU NOTHING
Henry Lewis
>you people have issues
you're right.
I thought to myself maybe i should enter an asylum but when i look at the people around me i realize Im already in one.
Justin Moore
>Play a new game
>Instantly look for nude mods
I'M HAND SOLO
I'M HAND SOLO
I'M HAND SOLO
I'M HAND SOLOOOOOOOOOOO
Joshua Thomas
>5% chance to hit
>confirm anyway
IM COMING UP SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED
Joseph Turner
>co-op game
>enemies are chasing my teammate
>I block the only doorway
>we both die
PUT ME OUT OF MY MISEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Connor Sanders
Underrated
Jonathan Hall
>buy a game
>don't play it
I REMEMBER WHEN, I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER WHEN I LOST MY MIND
Adam Rivera
>play portal 2
>press x to talk
>press x
>jumps instead
THANKS FOR WATCHING DEMOLITION RANCH AND ILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME
Lucas Parker
>play dead rising
>mercilessly assault zombies with water guns, fire extinguishers and mustard bottles
WELLLLLLL
Nolan Peterson
MGSV, sneaking is for fags, sprinting at people and SMASHING and SLAMMING them is the way to win
Cameron Peterson
>buy new steam game 0 reviews
>refund
>leave negative review
HARD TIMES, GONNA MAKE YOU WONDER WHY YOU EVER TRY
Carson Nguyen
>play online
>no mic
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING WOULDNT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
Bentley King
I still dont understand this "meme" is it supposed to be edgy, funny or just a forced meme?
Blake Taylor
>Play on private wow server
>Gank people to steal their loot
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
I FIGHT FOR MY MEALS
Austin Long
>Hmmmmmmmm nice bike
>Take the Admiral instead
Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my might she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown
Grayson Young
>torrent a game
>make sure I don't seed
Adrian Ward
It's being ironically edgy.
Easton Kelly
>See thread going down
>Bump it to keep it barely alive
SLOW RIDE
Christian Roberts
Have sex
Nolan Stewart
Butt sex?
Isaac Flores
Oh okay so its done by faggots, who jerk off other faggots with the "memes" they create about who much of faggots they are. Thanks for explaining.
Lincoln Ortiz
Any kind of intercourse. You're virginity is warping your mindset. It really shows
Matthew Brooks
>see two people arguing in thread
>pretend to be each other
>watch the entire thread die
Leave you worries behind
'Cause rain, shine, won't mind
We're ridin' on the groove line tonight
Ayden Myers
>Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare™
>Hardcore team death match
>Start of the match, shoot RPG at the ground
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
Brandon Thompson
>mmo
>crazy stalks guild leader who's also my irl bestie
>also friends with crazy from before he went full retard
>he told me too much over the months
>spread info that he's an incestuous dogfucking pedo server-wide
I'VE GOT A HEART FULL OF PAIN
HEAD FULL OF STRESS
HAND FULL OF ANGER
HELD TO MY CHEST
UPHILL STRUGGLE
BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS
NOTHING TO GAIN
EVERYTHING TO FEAR
Michael Diaz
>Start a debate with an user
>Close the thread and never go back Sinai don't get BTFO
SUAVAMENTEEEEE
Jack Baker
>I use greedy torrent
Bentley Hill
>ask friend's list for match invites
>ignore their invite
WHAT I GOT YOU GOTTA GET AND PUT IT IN YOU
Carter Miller
>Tell friend you'll be back on later
>Block him
DO YOU EVER FEEL
LIKE A PLASTIC BAG
Aaron Rogers
>Auto thread refresh is counting down from 240 seconds
>About to hit 1 second
>Manually hit refresh
Now they often call me speedo, but my real name is Mr Earl
Luke Gomez
lol, what a prick
Jayden Martin
>Join a match
>Start talking absolute gibberish and memeing hoping to produce laughs
>If teammates also get in this giddy mood I spare them
>If they keep being boring normies I execute them and deliberately ruin the game.
Ring out
Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?
I can’t wait for our feelings to resonate; It’s frustrating, but it’s a pure-hearted devotion called love
Even in this mild fever, I can’t hesitate
I'll accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!
John Hernandez
oh man this is trippy,i just did this in a game of league as teemo,i made a smiley face out of mushrooms
Lucas Watson
in gta4 you can shoot your opponents weapons from their hands, and shoot their legs to cripple and disable them
Levi Ross
>please enter a Playstation or Playstation 2 format disc
>puts an Xbox disc in
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES
Caleb Martin
>buy steam game
>uninstall it and pirate the epic store version
SHES ONE OF THOSE GIRLS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE
JUST ONE LUCK AND NOW YOURE SEEING DOUBLE
Alexander Allen
Irrelevant post. Obvious you are desperate to talk about GTA 4, derailing a thread in the process
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
Noah Bennett
holy shit
Matthew Robinson
>"Are you sure you want to quit without saving?"
>Yes.
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
Nathaniel King
->necro zoomer thread
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
Andrew Perry
Kek
Dominic Thomas
>Have a fun match with someone on a steam game
>"user has sent you a friend invite"
>Decline
There are things that I said I would never do
There are fears that I can not believe have come true
For my soul is too sick and too little too late
And myself I have grown too weary to hate
Eli Miller
>friend gifts me a game
>play it with him once
>uninstall
>appear offline every time he logs on
I DO IT FOR THE DRUGS
I DO IT JUST TO FEEL ALIVE
I DO IT FOR THE LOOOVE
THAT I GET FROM THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE
Luke Jones
>Choose starter from Professor Oak
>As soon as I can, put it in the box and use raticate instead
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS A COCONUT GUN
THIS COOL KONGS GOT A COCONUT GUN
Jaxon Russell
>guild starts breaking down
>rob the guilde bank blind before it collapses
I WALK A LONELY ROAD
Noah White
>DARK SOULS PVP
>CLOSE GAME AS HE WINS
1 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Parker Scott
Any MGS game. Enemies have a stamina bar as well as a health bar. Reducing the former through tranquilizers or CQC will be a nonlethal takedown.
Jaxon Young
>People using this thread as an excuse to post a paragraph of shitty lyrics
Luis Turner
You really shouldn't be using this site when your autism doesnt let you pick up on sarcasm
Jason Ross
Underrated
Jackson Garcia
>not closing the game as you win
poor effort
Aiden White
>Be me at Christmas
>Open present
>It's a PS4 with Uncharted 4
>Get really excited
>Cat attacks me
>Put him down
FRUIT SALAD
YUMMY YUMMY
Logan Phillips
>not uninstalling the game when you win
poor effort
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
Nolan Evans
What was it that finally made you snap and turn into the Jocker, user?
Brayden Hall
Dishonored 1 has combat sleep darts.
Dishonored 2 has the same darts, but also lets you slide into/jump ontop of enemies in combat and perform a nonlethal takedown
Tazers in GTA V
Crysis had sleep darts that worked in combat
Xavier Lee
It's not us who has the issues
>60s Joker: becomes a crazy monstrous villain after being dumped in a vat of chemicals
>Today's Joker: becomes a crazy monstrous villain after being dumped in SOCIETY
Brayden Sanders
Mom stopped buying 2 liters so I'd start pissing in the toilet
Lincoln Nelson
>best experienced with headphones on
>play on mono speakers
WORLD IS RIPPING ME APART
Wyatt Howard
>not pissing in your mouth instead
Ayden Hill
I audibly chuckled
Hudson Watson
This really makes me think about society
Ayden Perry
>Arkham games
>never knock people out just throw batarangs at them and counter until i'm bored and leave.
I'M SNEED FUCK WHO LIKES A QUICK CHUCK
Brody Brooks
>Dark Souls
>Get invaded
>Dashboard
INSANE IN THE BRAIN
Leo Russell
>shittalk some guy on tf2
>tell him to mge me
>tell him to add me and invite me when he joins one
>he leaves and can't get back in
>get a friend request
>ignore and don't mge him
I FELT THE AIR RISE UP IN ME
b*sed
Kevin Reed
Comic book retard logic but Gordon should have just put the fuck on death row after like the third time he pulled some stupid shit.
Joseph Johnson
>play club penguin
>put "ralph" in my username
>people keep calling me ralph
>my name isn't ralph
MOTHER I TRIED PLEASE BELIEVE ME
Nolan Flores
>say i'll be a healer
>don't be a healer
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Nathaniel Hall
>wow
>item drops and i dont like the guy that i know needs it
>roll need
>win
>vendor it later
WHY CANT I DECIDE WHY MY FEELINGS I HIDE ALWAYS SCREWING WITH MY MIND THAT THORN IN MY SPINE
Ryan Smith
Absolute Villain™
Angel Thomas
You're a genuine dick sucker!
Angel Watson
>goes to Yea Forums
>makes joke
Those sickos. So, how 'bout them ecelebs, huh? You own some libtards oppa epic style today, brah?
Jace Powell
>pugging in 5/8 t2
>7/8 t1 in bank
>doing magmadar
>t1 pants drop last piece i need
>roll and win against everyone else in shitty greens
>don't even use it just wanted to finish the set
>de my entire t1 set later and get like 20 nexus crystals
ETERNAL THE KISS I BREATHE
SIPHON YOUR BLOOD TO ME
FEEL MY WOUNDS OF YOUR GOD
FOREVER RAPE MORTALITY
I SMELL OF DEATH
I REEK OF HATE
I WILL LIVE FOREVER
Luke Williams
>press quicksave
>I'm actually using a 5400rpm HDD
Joshua Hernandez
>Yea Forums, a board for video games
>bring up politics
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN
Aiden Cooper
>Play new game and talk all my friends into buying and playing with me
>They buy it and I quit playing after a day or two
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO, WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
Carter Hall
>download porn game
>try to keep my virginity in-game
Kayden Butler
Fucking Divinity 2, you belgian piece of shit, fuck you and your 20 gigabyte save folder, goddamn
Robert Sanders
KILL ALL SHINIES
Andrew Thompson
how can you remember this, good memory
snowbound was good
Brandon Morgan
>Are you sure you want to save? Y/N
>pick no
>quicksave anyway
Andrew Rogers
>get every achievement, but the easiest one
BOTTOM TEXT
Aaron White
>Game needs an internet connection in order to play
>Disconnect my modem and never leave the start menu
QUISIERA SEEEER UN MICROBITO
Brandon Nguyen
>have to accept an EULA to play game
>decline and install mod to bypass EULA
>sue company later
MAMA MIA PICCARO
Brandon Roberts
>In Wow raid
>Boss drops item that I think I need
>win it
>turns out it is actually worse than the one I have
>equip it anyways so no one notices and sell it afterwards
UND DAS HEISST EEEERIKAAAA
Jacob Sanchez
based, ive done this too
Easton Gutierrez
I swear these threads bring out the most obvious newfags.
Michael Reed
>game asks me to adjust gamma until image is barely visible
>I adjust the gamma until the image is quite visible
ANY WAY YOU WANT IT THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT
Connor Brown
>okay, I got to get up early tomorrow, see you guys
>put myself offline and play a signal player game
I GOT SOUL BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER
Luke Gray
>play a video game
>enjoy it and have fun
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Thomas Clark
>say good night
>log out of steam
>open exhentai
>3-5 hours later, sleep
Owen Wood
This is the first time I've seen something in a Joker thread that I've actually done
Julian Flores
that tf2 player using aimbot?
Lincoln Lewis
I say this society has issues. But that makes me crazy, huh?
Leo Lee
the cat's duplex
Christopher Phillips
Never thought I would see the Aserejé in Yea Forums, good job fellow Spaniard.
Thomas Torres
I don’t like this meme.
Brody Russell
VETO THIS SHIT FAGGOTS
VETO VETO VETO VETO VETO VETO VETO VETO VETO VETO
Carson Brooks
>Mom tells me to turn the gaming off at 8 pm
>Dont turn my game off until 8:03
I WILL NOT BOW I WILL NOT BREAK I WILL SHUT THE WORLD AWAY
Luis Robinson
I hated it at first, too
It's sheer stupidity has grown on me though
William Diaz
I know, right? I mean, who is this even telling me to hate on? This is so confusing. Its not a good meme.
Christian Hernandez
>play mgr
>only use stealth
TEQUILA!
Carter Hall
>loudly say "let's have a good clean match fellas" as effeminate as possible before the match begins in voice chat
WHAT IS LOVE BABY DON'T HURT ME
Angel Russell
tho
Gavin Robinson
desu
Nolan Gray
>character originally called Jumpman, game is designed so the player must jump to navigate through levels to win
>get a master's degree in computer science and discover infinite parallel universes can run on a nintendo 64
>exploit this to beat the game without jumping
JESUS CHRIST WHY IS LOVE SO LONELY
Charles Wright
>play tf2
>have numerous hats and full sets of cosmetics
>wear only the gibus
THE DARKEST OF NIGHT FALLS AROUND MY SOUL
Henry Allen
>play a console port on PC, clearly designed to be used with a controller
>use keyboard and mouse anyway
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!
Cooper Perry
>join smash bros melee tournament
>have a full shower, wear deodorant and brush my teeth before going
OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BONG
Gabriel Harris
That reminds me of a boss I used to work with. She would do this fake laugh with the most stiff face, like “mua ha ha ha” as if she was talking to children when someone made an unfunny joke. It was really condescending.
Charles Jenkins
>have a full shower, wear deodorant and brush my teeth before going
Leo King
>Join guild in a MMO
>As I'm anti-social I don't make any friends
>A girl joins the guild
>do gay-ops against her every chance possible
>guild master eventually kicks her out
>several people leave due to this decision
>guild is disbanded
HOO HOO HAA HAA HEEE!
Xavier Murphy
>character tells me to follow them
>go in opposite direction
COME OUT YA BLACK AND TANS
William Wright
>dogmeat dies
>blows up nuketown in a fit of rage
All It takes is one a day
Leo Ortiz
>team throws up surrender vote
>winning
>be final deciding vote
>vote yes
IS THIS JUST CAUSE AND EFFECT?
Isaiah Roberts
>playing GTA
>follow road laws
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
Camden Evans
You piece of shit.
Grayson Russell
>notice ammo is 29/30
>doesn't reload
YA YA YA COCO JAMBO YA YA YE
Isaiah Ross
*huff* *pant*
HOO HA HA HEE HEE HO HO
*pant* *pant*
WEE HEE HA HA BLDGBLDGKGJH
*huff* *pant*
HEY BATS
*whew*
NI-
Thomas Miller
PROD WITH THE PROD
Lucas White
>if you say the n-word you'll get banned
>NIGGER
I DID MY TIME
Mason Perry
>Does anyone want to vote for a map?
>Anyone at all?
>5
>4
>3
>2
>(You) has voted for KF_Farm
>1
>Hey if you guys didn't want it, you should've picked a different map
Lincoln Parker
I've done this multiple times.
>Team begs for money
>All die
>Carry the wave
>Show them how to suicide and respawn for money
>Oops forgot I was the last one alive
>Didn't actually forget I was the last one alive lol
Sebastian Sullivan
>totally new to genre
>pick difficulty for people accustomed to said genre
I AM THE LIVING FLAME
Benjamin Nguyen
But why
Oliver Phillips
>make a female character
>i'm actually a man
FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK THIS WORLD, FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR
Noah Bennett
>Do you agree to the Terms of Service
>decline
YOU ALL STARE BUT YOU'LL NEVER SEE SOMETHING INSIDE ME
James Turner
>this entire thread
I’m starting to realize that life isn’t a tragedy, it’s a comedy.
Nolan Nguyen
>Playing CS GO matchmaking
>9/10 players ready
>dont click
CALL THE FUCKING COPS I DONT CARE
Jordan Gutierrez
Alpha Protocol encourages heavily stretching the definition of stealth. Basically sprinting up behind enemies and knocking them out.
Josiah Allen
AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'LL UNDERSTAND
WHEN EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE THE MOVIES
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM
Luke Garcia
>6v6 down to 1v1
>crouch in random corner so they have to walk around the entire map
>don't kill them when I see them and run away if they see me
>do this every match and force people to wait 6 minutes to play again
RUN TO THE HILLS
Robert Phillips
>guild starts talking about The Simpsons
>tell them my favorite episode is E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
I'M A SICK SNEED I LIKE A SEED FEED
Cameron Nelson
>teammate waiting for a care package
>I stick around
>it’s an attack helicopter
>I kill him and take it
>don’t even get a kill using it
>starts messaging me mad as fuck
I’M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD
Easton Brown
>rts where you have to destroy the entire base of the enemy to win
>place a building in middle of the map and stealth it
Asher Carter
>game advises me to take 15-minute breaks every hour
>play for two hours with no breaks
Eli Young
this was fun in WOTLK as shadow priest, just bubble the tank and dps heroics were a joke
Connor Lopez
>racing game
>turn around at the start and drive backwards around the track hitting everyone I see
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
Anthony Cox
>Boss uses timeout spellcard early
>spams and empty my bombs
DON'T BE AFRAID, PARTICIPATE AND
JUST GIVE US ALL YOUR TRUST
YOUR SOUL WILL BE SAVED
Noah Hall
>murder JFK
>bomb the USS Liberty
>bomb the Twin Towers
Doing war by deception, motherfuckers! What~!?
Angel Flores
When the game becomes accessible, the fanbase becomes its worst enemy. We need the biggest bait imaginable, to save the people from their own complacency.
Because any fanbase is only ONE BAD YOUTUBER away from being casual shit.
Landon Reed
>get invaded in dark souls
>roll around and dodge invader for 30+ minutes, not even counter attacking
>eventually he gives up and black crystals out
I'M BLUE ABUDI ABU DI
Robert Young
Owen Martinez
>follow guy around knifing him non stop
>close door on him and force him to get stuck
>we both get shot
THE PHANTOM EXTERIOR LIKE FISH EGGS THE INTERIOR LIKE SUICIDE WRIST RED
Jace Price
>playing XIV
>pick random gilgamesh / sargatanas mount farm group
>join it, be friendly in party chat
>every time they queue us up I press withdraw
>do this for a while, but always be sure to hit ready on ready checks and act annoyed in chat
>eventually someone won't respond to the ready check and get kicked or they'll just leave
>stop doing it and finish one or two runs so they think they got rid of the guy
>start doing it again once people are back to normal
Blake Thomas
you're a g-genuine dicksucker
Juan Collins
>Skullgirls
>play as guys
AWOOOOOOoooooooooooooo~
56709
Evan Garcia
holy shit user this is DEVILISH
Xavier Flores
What a society we live in.
Charles Price
>contribute to a project
>contribution has a bug
>promise to fix it
>procrastinate
GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY GEE GEE GEE
Josiah James
>"PICK SUPPORT"
>don't
SOMEBODY ONCE
Michael James
>play romance game
>don't get in relationship
WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO
David Thomas
>playing some shitty MOBA like lol/dota2
>get owned because I suck
>start to get flamed by teammates
>respond "lol it's only a game and only retarded incels take it seriously"
>teammates get even saltier
ONIONS EL QUE NUNCA APRENDIO DESDE QUE NACIO COMO DEBE VIVIR EL HUMANO
Evan Powell
Holy fucking shit user, 10/10
Ethan Foster
>get into a thread
>when you know it contains things you won't like
AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
Ian Wood
>install mainly multiplayer game
>play single-player mode
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
Ayden Lewis
>people shit on a bad, arrogant dev
>defend him
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA I'M 200% NIGGA
Gavin Ross
>come back
>thread is still going
I love you guys
Angel Lee
It also has to be videogame related. You're doing good at being ironically edgy though.
Mason Stewart
>playing league back in season 4
>diamond elo
>always spam a surrender vote when my team is winning by a landslide, enemy team could likely never make a comeback
>people often clicking YES by accident in the middle of a fight, other mad lads just vote yes for the fuck of it
>banned for griefing after making a streamer dump from diamond to platinum this way
SOME MEN JUST
Jaxon Hernandez
Thank you for your service
Easton Harris
It's all a matter of perspective!
It could be a comedy for you...
But a tragedy for anyone against you.
Remember: All it takes is one bad day.
Asher Diaz
>match with girl like that on tinder
>tell her that I'm going to fuck her pussy
>fuck her in the ass instead
>she hates it
TURN THE PAGES TURN THE STONE
Wyatt Roberts
>Shit on dev
>I'm actually the dev
SOME OF THEM WANT TO ABUSE YOU, SOME OF THEM WANT TO BE ABUSED BY YOU
Dominic Myers
>name folder “porn”
>actually have my games installed there
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
Justin Robinson
>Latex outfit
Juan Cruz
>Play tank in wow
>Automatically kick anyone who I don't consider is doing good dps/healing, afks for more than 10s or doesn't know game mechanics
>If they don't want to kick them I'll tell them I'll leave and they'll have another 25 minutes queue
>Ninja any item I see if the person who's going to win it is not worthy of being rewarded
Tbh I'm not even a joker, I'm just a fucking asshole, but people need to get gud.
Luis Ortiz
>play skyrim, stellaris and m&b on console
MAMAAAAA OOOOOH
Isaac Murphy
>Team needs a healer
>Pick Junkrat
PROBLY CUS IT GETS THE PEOPLE MOVING LIKE A HANDGUN
Tyler Howard
>wow private
>already have item retard needs
>good guy also needs
>still roll need
>win, pretend I just equipped it
>everybody ok with it except retard who took it to global and gets trashed there too
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
HUA
Carter Green
>Game warns me that I should stock up and heal my party before fighting the boss
>Don't
NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY
Hunter Sullivan
Gordon is a detective you stupid fuck, detectives dont put people in death row
Boom na da noom na na nema
Da boom na da noom na namena
Easton Gray
Bend over
Gabriel Green
>post in Joker thread
>repost someone else’s lyrics
NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY
Easton Adams
Reminder that this is the only response to this reddit bullshit.
Robert Butler
>playing TTT on gmod as a traitor
>metafriend asks me to kill him and then defib him so he can be a traitor too
>kill him but don't revive him
ORIGINAL PRANKSTER
Jason Morris
Kek
Wyatt Davis
>co-op game
>play it alone
CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN
James Williams
I used to do this a lot. Honestly it was therapeutic, but then some random AI thing would happen and ruin everything.
Robert Lopez
>not shooting your computer when you win
Poor effort
Camden Davis
you're evil
Asher Cook
>just hang on
>suffer well
SUPPOSED TO POST STORY IN GREENTEXT AND LYRICS IN CAPS
POST GREENTEXT LYRICS AND STORY IN CAPS
Asher Torres
I always get that song stuck in my head now, Jesus fuck.
Lucas Jenkins
>Go in for the kill against a helpless target
>Hit my killbind
They didn't see THAT coming
Jace Thompson
>buy a Deagle and decoy first round
>full eco second round
SLIP ME THE VICODIN
THIS WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN
Matthew Smith
>Hardcore Search & Destroy with no ricochet on
>Immediately whip out RPG with Danger Close at the start of the round
>Shoot the ground killing the whole team ending the round
>Incoming hate mail
TAKE A LAST LOOK AROUND WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE I'M AN INDESTRUCTIBLE MASTER OF WAR
Blake Bell
>game offers origin or uplay support
>sign up with my primary email for exclusive offers and notifications
FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE
Michael Cruz
I do this unironically. Is it autism?
Bentley Adams
I don't seed, I only feed
Anthony Bennett
>use wallhacks online
>play so poorly my team loses anyway
JERRY WAS A RACECAR DRIVER, HE DROVE SO GODDAMN FAST
Aiden Clark
>Buy an egg poacher
>steam bagels in it
And you can have it all, my empire
Ryan Hall
>ASEREJE
Based
Jaxon Cruz
I can't believe I've been the joker subconsciously all along
Matthew Lee
>be 11 years old
>visit gamestop to buy new game
>bring exactly $60, forcing the employee to pay the tax for me
I'M THE KINDA G THE LITTLE HOMIES WANNA BE LIKE
ON MY KNEES IN THE NIGHT SAYING PRAYERS IN THE STREET LIGHT
Luis Murphy
>remember to take a break every hr
>take one every 59 minutes
AND I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUUUUUUES
Carter Sanders
>play porn VN
>skip all the sex scenes
I EXERT STRESS WHEN I EXPORT BEATS
Aiden Campbell
Boundless was good, default was trash.
Robert Cruz
Robert Jenkins
>play overwatch
>be helpful teammate instead of a toxic shitlord
BAZOUIE BAZAUIE BAZINGA!
Jose Taylor
>go on Yea Forums inbetween an attack on FFXIV
>write out a thread with a thought provoking subject, with multiple paragraphs explaining my own personal viewpoint
>post a cropped image from derpibooru as my OP image to bait lee and get the thread closed within 30 posts
MYYY SKINNN ISSS COOOOOLLDD MOROSE AND OOOLLLDDDDD
Jordan James
>see someone who is clearly wallhacking in a game
>report everyone else but the hacker for hacking
CANT STOP
ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG
Charles Lopez
>game rapes your ears with loud sounds when you boot it up
>always turn volume to max before launching the game
TIME I'M NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PULL ME IN
Thomas Smith
fuck ,ive done this so many times in csgo
>last man standing
>team begs me to save
>find a corner in the map
>saleel sawarim.mp4
>throw molotov to the ground while the isis song plays through my microphone
the team vote kick was worth it every time
Oliver Green
I dont get it
Zachary Nguyen
>play siege with a four stack
>one random, four gamers with shattered hearts, like broken pieces of glass on the sidewalk.
>"yo who's this guy? kick him."
>vote passed
'CAUSE I'M A SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL I DON'T NEED NO PLAN
Kayden Perry
>Mission requires 10 of a certain item
>Collect 11
NOW I KNOW MY ABCs!
Chase Ramirez
In L4D I always use as many medkits and pills as possible even if my teammates are close to death.
Gavin Johnson
AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
John Rivera
that's it, I'm adding this guy to my cringe compilation
Liam Williams
>Teammates scream at me, saying I shouldn't buy Auto-sniper
>buy autosniper and die at the first push, giving the enemy team an auto-sniper
EVERYBODY SING THIS SONG, DOODAAH, DOODAAAAAH
Eli Thompson
>keep my work files on the "legal porn" folder of my USB
Zachary Stewart
>make a greentext that is expected to have a punchline
>
Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen,
Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her!
fühlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen
Sarastro Todesschmerzen
so bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr.
so bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr
John Flores
>can't aim for shit
>pick the sniper every time and be a complete drag on my team
>if anyone complains I votekick them
I'M THE SCATMAN
Matthew Martin
>Playing support
>Teammate asks me to gank mid
>I go farm neutrals instead
GET UP, GET OUT, GET INSIDE THE OUTSIDE
Easton Hughes
>playing skyrim
>kill every npc you can kill in every town
>save the game
KIRAMEKUUUUUUUU
HOSHI NO CHIKARA DEEEEEEEE
AKOGARE NOOOOOOOO
WATASHI EGAKU YOOOOOOO
Jackson Cook
BOTTOM TEXT
Mason Diaz
MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
KID ROCK
OOO
Logan Evans
WHAT THE FUCK I WOKE UP THIS MORNING THINKING OF THIS SONG. Also I didn't see this thread yesterday.
Asher Flores
>playing Hitman 2, a game with verious routes for each level
>take the most simple route each time leaving a wake of a dozen bodies for just one target
IF YOUR 555 THEN IM 666
Thomas Powell
Parker Morris
>play scenario mode in snes simcity
>add more disasters to the existing ones
CAUSE YOU CAN'T JUMP THE TRACK WE'RE LIKE CARS ON A CABLE AND LIFE'S LIKE AN HOURGLASS GLUED TO THE TABLE
Dylan Bell
>VN has an obvious "you lose" option
>pick it
I'M THE SCATMAN
Gabriel Perez
>Nintendo game tells me I should take a break after an hour of gameplay
>actually listen and turn off the console for a few hours
I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU
Josiah Turner
>beating him after 1 hour
>10 xp
Nolan James
>you're in the system as the last person to have rented the game
>this was during a time when 90s gangster rap was blooming
imagine if the nigger worked at block buster/hollywood video, youd be fucked
William Gray
>I don't like this meme because I don't recognize any of the lyrics
zoom zoom
Gavin Perry
>tell someone to fuck off to Reddit
>use Reddit every day
NOW MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
Anthony Jones
>have awful aim
>trick team into letting me buy the AWP
FOR THE LOOOONGEST TIME
James Barnes
Fuck niggers
Robert Torres
>pirate game
>"If you like this game, please support the developers"
>never buy the game or touch it after installing it
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE
Carter Jackson
why are all moba players never funny
Thomas Reyes
>use Reddit every day
Sounds like a personal problem.
Easton Reed
>mom asks if I need to use the bathroom
>doesn't know I already poo sammy'd
BETWEEN TWO BUNS
Jaxon Rodriguez
Some of the DotA memes from Yea Forums were solid gold and I don't even like or play the game.
Carson Perry
sneed
Henry Sanchez
>fill my Steam library with hundreds of games bought from Steam sales and Humble Bundles over the years
>never play them
UND DAS HEISSST EEEERIKA
Jordan Wright
you have to go back
Joseph Stewart
>play game
>follow road rules and obey traffic lights
DAMAGED
Levi Howard
>Play only single player games
>Still pays for psn, xbox live, and switch online
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
Jason Richardson
>parents ask if I've walked the dog
>lie and say no so she gets more exercise
Ethan Sanchez
This, I just can't delay gratification
Dominic Bell
>be on Yea Forums
>go into a thread of things I hate deliberately
OH WAH AH AH AH
Nathan Walker
which games can you do this?
Henry Reyes
>nan asks me to feed her cats
>don't because they're near 3 stone and could stand to skip a meal
BOOM BOOM ACKA LACKA LACKA BOOM
Brandon Bennett
Is DanielFromSL the real life gaming joker?
Joshua Ross
>plays ac: odyssey
>uses fists and recruits everyone
I LOVE HATE AND THE HATE IS INSIDE ME
Nolan Wright
>game doesn't pause when you go to home menu
>go to home menu while credits roll so I don't have to read them
LIVING IN A WORLD SO COLD WASTED AWAY
Eli Nelson
>game has a remarkable soundtrack
>mute it for my edgy shit
COCAINE FOR MY BREAKFAST
Jackson Nguyen
>emulator says it does not condone piracy and you have to dump your own games
>download roms from sketchy websites regardless
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
Grayson Davis
>sneak up on friendly sniper
>shoot the end of his rifle with a tracer dart so he can't see
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU
Tyler Rodriguez
>My team in CSGO goes to site A
>I go to site B
HIGH IN THE HALLS OF THE KINGS WHO ARE GONE
JENNY WOULD DANCE WITH HER GHOSTS
Isaac Nelson
damn...
Michael Torres
>cook sticky grenade
> do nothing but run at the enemy team the entire match while shouting allahu akbar
>but i'm not a muslim
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Logan Campbell
>someone tell me to fuck off to reddit
>create an account and start posting there
VERY SUPERSTITIOUS
NOTHING MORE TO SAY
Joseph Clark
>play a fighting game
>taunt instead of fighting
>turn off console when I'm about to lose
WHAT ABOUT NOW ITS TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUMBLE
Ian Harris
>server rules: NO RACISM
>me in chat: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER TROLOLOLOLOL
tss tss FLOOOOOOOOR
Daniel Nguyen
they say the issue is our society.... but we our society.
Alexander Taylor
>play fighting game
>start winning
>turn off console
THE DARKEST OF NIGHT FALLS AROUND MY SOUL
Ethan Perry
>streamer says not to donate because he needs to concentrate for this FC and the alert is startling
>donate near the end of the song
THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST
Andrew Gutierrez
>Get summoned for boss in Dark Souls
>Go into boss arena
>Disconnect immediately
SAY SOMETHING I'M GIVING UP ON YOU
Charles Ramirez
>post in a meme thread in the middle of the afternoon and forget
>enter the same thread because it's still up the next day and reply to myself and laugh at my own joke
残酷な天使のように
少年よ 神話になれ
Joshua White
>playing gotham city imposters
>on the junior jokerz team
>i'm actually unhinged
>run into people's view and disconnect
>do it over and over
>i'm unstoppable
Justin Reyes
>social guild in WoW
>take random green items out of guild bank
>disenchant them to train enchanting
NOW I'VE LOST IT, I KNOW I CAN KILL
Brody Smith
>Playing TF2
>We get mandrill maze
>We RTV it
>nominate another Mandrill variant and we get that for another 6 hours
OOH AH HA HA HA OOWH
Jason Robinson
>playing left4dead 2
>playing as infected mode
>leave when its time to switch teams and i have to play as humans
Ryder Jenkins
>play the sims
>have my sim be a jobless NEET on his computer all day
I DID MY TIME,
AND I WANT OUT
Liam Collins
>Dont turn your console off while the autosave icon shows in the bottom left!
>take a baseball bat to my TV
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO? WHERE DID YU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE!
Camden Wright
kek
Colton Cook
Cooper Flores
>Grab intel in TF2
>Run to our intel room and tell everyone my pizza just got here and I'll cap it in a sec
>Sit still for several minutes while listening to my team getting impatient
STANDING ON THE RUNWAY WAITING TO TAKE OFF
Julian Walker
>online match
>afk
>except im just watching anime on an alt tab while also watching the team lose
QUIMBARA QUIMBARA QUUUMA QUIMBAMBA
LA RUMBAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEE ESTA LLAMANDOOOOOOOO
BONBO
DILE QUE YA VOYYYYY
Luke Perry
>Accidentally open task manager and kill the process when I get into a lobby with a Twitch streamer in Dead by Daylight
ONLY A LAD
YOU REALLY CAN'T BLAME HIM
ONLY A LAD
SOCIETY MADE HIM
ONLY A LAD
HE'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY, OH, OHHHHHHOHHHHH