Zelda 64

Dobson started hating anime because it became popular. Years later he started blaming anime for him not having a work at Disney.

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the publishers were right kek

WII GAME

>it won't sell
Considering it literally didn't, that's an accurate assessment.

Literally all of his comics in a nutshell:
[Introduce topic]
[His opinion]
[Strawman says something misrepresented/dumb] [See i'm so fucking smart]

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I liked Remember Me's story and protagonist.
Shame about the game itself being unremarkable.

Even when Dobson is right, he is wrong.

>guys real breasts don't act like that

how would he know

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Of course Majora's Mask is the best 3D Zelda ever made.

I bet if it was more popular people would complain about Nilin, she had a really nice butt. I thought the game was pretty cool.

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An user once told me that Dobson's comics are practically aimed at trolls as they are the majority of his audience. It has to be true. I haven't seen a single comic of his that has sold me on him as an artist. I'm sure that people here mostly post the worst he has to offer, but I feel like I've seen enough to come to a decision. His comics just involve him complaining most of the time. Why would anyone want to read that? Why should anyone take the time out of their day to look at an artist complain about someone disagreeing with his opinion on OOT?

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yes, LTTP is the best zelda.

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>my very controversial views
But the other guy is holding the "Happy Hanukkah" comic. The one that people ripped on because of how shittily he treated his Jewish ex's parents when they tried to accommodate his hatred of Hanukkah. It wasn't controversial, it was because he's a shitty person.

I thinks there a horse shoe effect going on in the industry. Big publishers used to try to make games appeal to as many people as possible, but now it's to appeal to all possible, except "gamers"

Would he be this tolerant of pink Link if it took off after ALttP?

what about OTHER comic?

I wish the remix gimmick could have been used more

IMAGINE

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ALL THE PEOPLE

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>I'm a nice guy :33333

And he was angry he wasn't getting Christmas presents, a grown man and was literally sulking in a corner and then posted a giant rant on deviant art which said Jewish gf replied to. Hardest thing I'd read in a long while

OTHER GAME

What the fuck is with Dobson and Link having blonde hair?

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>The version of Batman that's been popular for the past 15 years
>Kills, uses guns, drives a tank
According to fucking WHOM?

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What's wrong with being inspired by other people to make people happy? Even if you are shit at it

Dobson, like Bioware, hates blonde people out of some misplaced inferiority complex, probably stemming from the Aryan agenda of the Nazi's. Or maybe just because he doesn't have glorious blonde locks like the true master race.

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Autism due to the shitty cartoons being his introduction to all these characters.

>binbougami ga
good taste

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Problem is if it was a white guy getting teary to seeing his Anglo roots he would be singing a different tune.

The fact of the matter is that if it were the other way around and Link's hair was usually brown, he'd bitch about that as well.

Arguing with people is tough. It's so much easier to make them into cartoon characters you can dismiss in four panels.

This is the extremely rare acceptable Dobson opinion. OoT was fine for its time and is one of the games that somewhat aged well from its era, but anyone who unironically thinks it’s the best video game of all time despite all the advances made since the fucking N64 days is a delusional faggot

reminder that he think Link's cannon hair is brown and pink, and Nintendo covered it up in some conspiracy

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he just has a bunch of dumb ideas about Nintendo

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He shits on skimpy, blonde Samus, but loves Other M despite her being the least strong and empowered. I swear he's just pure contrarian.

Attention whore if anything.

Dobson's capabilities as an artist are laughable considering he thinks anti-aliasing is bad because it doesn't work with the fill bucket as well

I don't know what you're implying

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>Link's Awakening
This nigga knows what's good

Has Dobson ever drawn someone who disagrees with him as anything but an obnoxious strawman?

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Who the fuck is overjoyed about the representation of blue neckbeard bears?

According to Zack Snyder, who attempted to base his representation of Batman on The Dark Knight Returns without actually reading the book

Why is the neck of the woman in the second panel so thin?

>Dobson draws all of his haters and critics either balding, fat, or with blonde hair

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At first I was impressed by his improvement, but then I realized the people here are most likely traced.

He was bullied by a blonde kid in school and takes the shitty Dic cartoons as Nintendo gospel

>this was painful for me to draw this.

Coming from the guy who drew generic anime girls being inflated.

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Admit it, he's right

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Kill yourself faggot

I like how the author can't grasp that Frank Miller's Batman only killed the Joker because the fucking guy was stabbing him in the chest and just murdered a hundred people on live television.

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I love how his understanding of Nintendo games comes from fucking cartoons that had nothing to do with the games.

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Dark Knight Returns Batman never killed Joker
He paralyzed him from the neck down so Joker snapped his own neck to implicate him

he, like many spergs, autistically believes that the first iteration of a franchise that HE personally played/watched is the "correct" one, and thus any others that even slightly deviate from it in any way are Wrong and obviously part of some conspiracy like he depicts happening in that comic

>literally thought the timeline was Zelda 1 - Zelda 2 -> LTTP despite the name of said game being Link to the PAST

There's a theory that Batman DID kill him and what he saw after snapping his neck was his own delusion.

>criticisms are only based on arbitrary character design preferences and hating Hyrule Field's big open field that's fun to ride around with Epona to each of the different zones
Also who actually cares about the Zelda timeline?

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Dobson threads make me feel better with myself

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I'm not sure if this is dobson, since it looks better than everything else

>this was painful for me to draw this.
He didn't even draw the skeleton propping up her tits.

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I mean, I like Twilight Princess slightly more than Ocarina so whatever.

>why didn't i feel like a hero?
because you're a pussy

That would make some sense, the Joker was already dead but he'll always be taunting Batman from the grave because of the state of psychosis he's put himself into over the years.

We will all become a hiveminds and all and all and all and all and all and all the

Sadly I agree. Many N64 games are horribly overrated.
It was the first console that had 3D games but many of them were very rough.
Most Gamecube games felt a lot smoother.

My skeleton nigga

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Here's the thing about Dobson. He's not always wrong. He's usually wrong, but every blue moon he's correct. However, even when he's objectively correct, he states his opinions in a way that makes people want to sock him in the face. Even people that 100% agree with the opinion in question.
In a way, he's nature's most perfect strawman, because even if he's right, people will intentionally choose to be wrong rather than side with him.

skeletons are HOT

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Wonder why his sorceress doesn't look too bad
Oh, he basically traced it.

Porridge Firm remembers

>guy on DA made a long, insightful, and friendly post detailing why Dobson was wrong and pointing out the actual history and facts
>Dobson almost immediately blocked him

This is why I'll never take anything Dobson does seriously and continue laughing at him getting shat upon.

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And it caused him great pain to trace her because sexy women make him cry.

there isnt a single kid in the entirety existence that would like to play old games instead of new ones, specially if he jumped into the future.

Because it’s clearly nothing more than virtue signaling. You really think he gives a shit about people’s happiness? He just wants to be praised for being such a kind and empathetic person who takes joy in the happiness of others.

>real breasts don't work like that
I don't see the problem with this. Why must they be realistic?

he had brown hair in the dic cartoon, and peach was named toadstool in the other dic cartoon.

no, really, the motherfucker is OBSESSED with the godawful dic cartoons and holds them up as the standard of canon.

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Almost all of his comics are whiny and negative. He hates fans being happy and ridicules them for enjoying things (if they're white dudes )

>tfw literally never seen that skeleton in the image before

I bet his favorite Zelda is that shitty cartoon he masturbates to

How does one lack self awareness like Son of Dob?

is his real name andrew dobson or is it tom preston? i can't remember

autism+surrounding himself only with his supporters and discarding critics as trolls and haters.

I know most of you sois hate popular things but most are just lying for attention. This fuck on the other hand is actually not just a confirmed furry but also a retard

yeah
dobson isn't a contrarian, his taste is just genuinely that bad

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Link literally NEVER had brown hair in ANY Zelda game

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Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess but that one wasn't so bad.
Zelda really wanted the D.

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The funny thing about his "Localization" comic is that shit like Brooklyn Mario or Peach being called Toadstool were changes made by the japanese for....some reason, when Brooklyn Mario and Toadstool were themselves localizations. Mario was never from Brooklyn, Peach was always known as Peach. If he watched Sonic Cartoons as a kid I'm sure he'd be bitching about Dr Robotnik being called Eggman, Why arn't they calling the world Mobius???

Why is Amy Sonic's girlfriend? Where's Sally and the freedom fighters?

where's scratch and grounder? Who are these stupid new cube and ball robots?

he never had pink hair either.

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I bet he knows about proportions.

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Jesus, Dobson
Absolutely degenerate

I seriously cannot grasp this fetish. It genuinely baffles me more then scat

what's the most offensive comic out there regarding video game consumers?

>2 games vs 8 games

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Post the one where the winner gets to eat out the loser..

Literally, he was bullied by a blonde chad in high school that fucked his crush. He also became an artist specifically because of this one blonde chad that fucked his crush in high school. What a pathetic man.

I only got this from a Yea Forums because is the only "sfw" and is a reminder that I'm not Dobson.

There's no way this guy doesnt get pegged by his wife

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>complaining about Samus wearing skimpy outfits when as a reward for finishing Metroid fast she strips

>His comics just involve him complaining most of the time. Why would anyone want to read that?
Stand up comedians build a career off of complaining most of the time. Many independent comic strip artists do this too. The difference is they actually have talent, whereas Dobson has negative talent, both in writing and in art. He's been drawing comics for the better part of a decade and he hasn't improved his art skills in any remarkable way.

I never understood why in game he had this weird pink coloring around his head pixels. Why was that?

OTHER GAME

I'll be honest, I don't give a fuck if people are fetishists or have done fetish porn. Yes, some artists did shitty stuff to get a name for themselves. Stjepan Sejic, who's worked on several comics such as wonder woman, also does a BDSM lesbian porn comic - even famous artists like paul dini have lent their pens to pretty fucked up porn.

Equally, I don't think that doing exploitative porn makes you any less of a feminist, or that it precludes you from being able to virtue signalling.

>inb4 shut up dobson

Kink shaming is fucking stupid. There's plenty of things you can make fun of him for. He's a leech who knows nothing of what he's talking about, he's terrified of learning how to improve himself, and he's all around a piece of shit.

His virtue signalling is lazy and weak. His comics are a fucking joke, and for god's sake, the Dic cartoons are not any indicator of what was ever canon for the nintendo franchises he pretends to so love.

There's plenty to mock him for that don't involve his fetish art. For as horribly drawn as CattyN was, it's fetish porn. What the fuck ever.

>Kink shaming is fucking stupid.
Go eat shit and masturbate while watching a black guy impregnate your daughter-wife

Now THIS is baitposting

I'll just leave this here and let YOU decide.

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those are some awfully specific fetishes you listed off. You want to share something with the class, user?

>I don't think that doing exploitative porn makes you any less of a feminist, or that it precludes you from being able to virtue signalling.
It puts the lie to one's signalled morality when they also fetishize the group of people they claim to put on a pedestal (in Dobson's case, women). I can't take his feminist views seriously when he has drawn women expanding and exploding. Theres nothing wrong with having kinky fetishes, but if you have some really fucked up kinks, which Dobson does, it does kind of preclude you from having the moral high ground.

THE FUCK

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That, and... Other things.

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>Why did Link dye his hair?
>What happened to Link's hair?

Did Nester fucking ask this back in 1992 when Link to the Past came out?

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if dobson were bashing porn artists, I'd agree.

but he's not. The most he's done is (admittedly stupidly) bashing cheesecake.

you want a better example of virtue signalling falling flat, look at fucking linkara.

>When he starts talking about inflation randomly
Wtf

I watched some of his comic reviews (old and new, mainly event comics) last year, but I don't know much about him or the old Channel Awesome site
What's specifically falling flat with him?

See this is what I was talking about in this post He says here that frequent panty shots in anime pissed him off. And soon after he talks about his inflation shit. So where did his self righteous attitude about women go?

Childhood trauma

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how you do alienate a damn anime club? theyre almost always filled with dweeby outcasts that are generally nice
dobson has to be the most unlikable motherfucker in universe

>Send Request

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Nope. He's wrong.

>hating on case closed
the fuck? The dub was basically a 1:1 translation.

>used to write a super christian comic called lightbringer
>which iirc included women getting murdered and raped for no reason but to forward other male character's personality
>it's something he's ranted about multiple times
>used to date a tranny
>soon as they wanted to get their surgery, they mysteriously broke up
>it's been recently revealed he's also SUPER INTO shemale porn
>one could easily make the assumption he dumped ironliz once she was no longer his big shemale honey

Linkara bashes comic writers for exploitative actions while he himself used said exploitative shit. He's a lazy hypocrite.

Son of dob fails at virtue signalling because it comes across as desperate and needy, not because once upon a time, he drew extreme fetish porn.

He's right but he's also wrong in every other way.

>when something becomes popular, it suddenly loses its interest and appeal
he's bragging that he's a hipster.

I don't think OoT is the best Zelda but Dobson isn't right here because the only reason he dislikes OoT is because he has an intense obsession with Link's hair color

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On one hand I can understand this because I was pissed off when they made James Bond brown haired.
On the other hand I got over it pretty quickly, I'm not making comics about it 20 years later

Timeline still made sense after OoT, what really fucked it up was WW/TP

>Why is Amy Sonic's girlfriend? Where's Sally and the freedom fighters?
I know you made this as hyperbole but I knew a guy who actually rabidly hated Amy solely because she "replaced" Sally.

On one hand he complains they changed Zelda's hair after 2 games.
On the other hand he's full SJW mode supporting rebooting well established comic book characters as women and black people 40 years after their creation.
He really has no self-introspective ability does he?

So I just thought of something:

In ALttP, wasn't Ganon the manifestation of Aghanim's evil spirit, given form in the dark world?

Didn't he also jack off to the green m&m?

It's Dobson. Preston was an alias, like Catty N.

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who didn't?

>anime on scifi
fuck i remember that. i only remember only seeing it randomly though.

this is like reading romance novels and complaining the male descriptions go on too long

As someone who has a deep understanding of D&D, this panel disgusts me. You can tell he has no idea what he's talking about, and only has the vaguest understanding of what D&D is.

Imagine making the same shitty fucking art over and over again without improving in the slightest in YEARS.

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He once made a post about how he walked into a FLGS, with the closed sign up, and was confused why the people playing a D&D treated him like he shouldn't be there.

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I want to know what he thinks the phrase "Your +9 mage attacks the hoard and fails" means.

I actually think it's fairly reasonable. On Yea Forums of all places you think anyone here has a right to cast a stone from the glass house of sexual fetishism? If you like furry or loli you're automatically worse than inflation. Full stop.

Now this isn't me saying any fetish is inherently bad, they're fetishes. You can't help it, it's just a detail, as such kinkshaming is stupid. After a while people start comparing their skeletons to each other instead of hiding them in their closet. Let people fap to their degenerate shit, it's not hurting anybody.

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>decided to go down the Dobson rabit hole earlier today
>Kiwi Farms
>Encyclopedia Dramatica
If he's such a degenerate why hasn't he just worked on his art and started doing porn commissions? That's literally where most of the money is in amateur cartoonist shit.

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uh.

the times were so spastic. I remember watching like 3 episodes of trigun, and next week it was some completely different series.

Couldn't it be palette limitation ?

he blew his chance at being successful, and decided to pretend for nearly 10 years that he's a completely different artist, blocking and banning anyone that tried to pump up the attention of his former fetish art.

because his dark world bunny sprite used the same colours. It was a palette limitation.

That bully is best and most likable character he has made. What a chad.

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He thinks it's his White responsibility to do it because he doesn't think nonwhite people can do it ourselves.

In the case of Dobson, I guess it only proves the old adage right:
"A broken clock CAN eat mcdonalds twice a day"

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>draws a comic of his self-insert kidnapping and murdering three girls
I don't really care what people get their rocks off to, but I feel like Dobson really doesn't respect women as much as he claims

best character he ever made was his elementary school art teacher who actually criticised his work instead of kissing his ass.

hes gone too hard on the "dont sexualize women!" bullshit. even though nobody cares.

>arbitrary needs
Worse than anything else in this comic

He's right though it doesnt even look like bags of sand wtf

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You talking about wojak edits?

Yet I guarantee he defends established characters changing race for diversity points.

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Whatever you guys say you can't deny he has brought us happiness countless times by now. Thanks based son of dob.

how dumb must he be for not being able to deal with a regular pc?

I AM FAT FUCK

I like it how Dobson is a "Nintendo-fan" who complained about having to play Smash Ultimate to unlock characters because he did not want to play as any characters of starting roster (including fucking Mario, Samus and Link).

Wrong comic, that's Whomp!

lol its so obvious that all his "realistic" faces are just tracing, what a hack

He hates "Nu-Mario" "Nu-Samus" and "Nu-Link"
Aka, Mario that doesn't have a Brooklyn accent like the Dic cartoon, Samus that isn't Metroid M, and blond Link.

It's women fucking enflating like balloons until they explode and die. Dude was so self-aware and embarrassed himself that he even pretended to be a girl while making that art. "Kinkshaming" my ass, it's as valid as any other reason to mock him

Oh ho ho you have no idea my friend!
You can imagine his immense stupidity has resulted in tons of broken computers in the past, especially since he considers himself very smart and have done shit like trying to force ram into motherboard slots without unlocking the plastic locking mechanism until everything broke, then blaming everything except himself.

He lives, breathes and loves apple for a reason.

>fat guy yelling looks more like he does then his self-insert

Is his mouthpiece really a cat?
He looks more like masupilami.

Mac is absolute garbo if you don't use the terminal.

>Mocking the autistic.

Dobson truly does not understand comedy in the slightest.

>positive representations of themselves
What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
How can some creatively bankrupt pile of garbage shit out by a corporation represent anyone, much less anyone specific?

Are there really people who think, "WOW, THAT REPRESENTS ME, ME ALONE" when they see some dumb pointless shit character?

Ocarina time is correct
The other 2 acceptable answers is
A link to the past and
Links Awakening that I played on gameboy in the late 90's because nostalgia

>dragon's crown sold like hotcakes
>remember me sold like shit

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Used to be, he's moved on to a talking blue bear now.

i remember catching the first episode of Gurren lagenn on a monday night forgot about it until a few weeks later when i just flipped to the channel and just saw like the timeskip ending of the final episode.

>he traced it
Did that motherfucker not learn his lesson from Big Ben?

Plenty of people self inserts, they're usually shitty people with a narrow view of the world

>Guys, real breasts dont act like that!
No shit. Im fucking married with kids, why do you think I wanna see big perky gravity defying milkers for? Either I'm gonna be in my teens and horny or now in my 30's and want to perv at a hot chick in a sexy outfit in a video game.

> dobson
> learning lessons
lolol nooo

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>you need to be more effeminine to attract the ever growing anime fangirl group
>fanGIRL group
HAHAHAHAHAHA

did he at least credit the source somewhere?

They should try living in the real world instead of thinking cartoon and movie characters have any meaning outside vapid pop culture.

Well, if that pic was made after 2017 he's right since the best Zelda is BotW.
Still I'm pretty sure he's a contrarian for the sake of it and his best zelda is something like zelda II.
Just so you know, these are all the possible correct answers when asked "which one is the best Zelda?"
>BotW
>OoT/MM
>Oracles
You're still patrician when answering
>WW
>LA
>AlttP/ALBW
>TP
>Minish Cap
You're KINDA patrician with
>Zelda I
>ST
You're a shitter with
>SS
>PH
>TFH
And finally, you're just a contrarian with Zelda II. I personally like it, and can understand why you like it, but in no way it is the best one. It's terribly flawed, a remake is what it needs, and it needs it badly.

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> dobson
> crediting sources
AHAHAHAHA

I meant it never crossed my mind that that yellow thing is a cat.

People like that often feel most need to virtue singnal.

This is the Dob equivalent of one of those tweets by a mom where they make up a phony story about how their child said some unbelievable mature-sounding woke observation that made her cry in pride and then everyone clapped for her mothering skills
It's virtue-signalling at it's most hollow and shameless, there's no attempt at dressing it up in a sophisticated narrative, just fantasy self-masturbation

>It's virtue-signalling at it's most hollow and shameless
It's the Dobson Effect.

>Still I'm pretty sure he's a contrarian for the sake of it
No
No.
Sadly you are incorrect.

Dobson is just someone whose brain is so broken that basically all of his opinions are complete and utter stupidity. He has a terminal case of Shit Taste, that can never be cured.

1. Oracles
2. Zelda II
3. WW
Eat shit

>mentions the periodic table to jock
>cannot comprehend math
>is somehow confused by the mechanics of tabletop RPGs
Reminder that Dobson is literally "The Man With No Taste.

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Dobson is using his pro-SJW stance to draw attention and criticism AWAY from his lesbian fetish. He doesn't actually believe in his own politics.

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He has a pair.

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>my 1.4 days old son watched black panter today and asked why is he black i told him some people are black and he started reciting the entire martin luther king "i have a dream speech" i cant even #soproud #cryingrightnow #cuckinghisdad

>He has a pair.
>has
or wait, you mean man-tits

knowing the periodic table exists DOES NOT MAKE YOU SMART OR BETTER
wtf

>flawed character bad
>idealized character good
>dark setting bad
>sterile setting good
He really is a brainlet. He can't even begin to imagine the idea of a comic book artist writing a character that isn't a self-insert.

U mad, meat boi?

based

Shut up Dobson

>Thinking cloud is emo
That's Vincent, mostly
>D&D
I don't think I even need to explain why I hate this
>Liking Other M
See Above
>Comprehend Math
"X+Y=Z" is basic bitch tier shit, how the fuck do you not understand this stuff? It's just basic addition, but you have to figure out what numbers are missing.
>Other M again
Jesus christ
>Voyager
At least it's not STD
>Dic Show
Was terrible

>Lady In The Water is the best Shyamalan film
That's fucking criminal

Lmao
That's creepy as fuck

Yer I agree the terminal is essential to do anything decent.

I've had my Macbook for six years but then Apple released the latest update for OSX and it's incompatible with the NVIDIA card. Fuckers. I'm going back to Windows and never coming back.

Dobson regularly blocks all LGBT and nonwhite people who don't validate his position.

Like, he got called out by a teenage lesbian, and he called her a Nazi for her trouble.

I don't know who this faggot is but now I hate him

He also almost outed a trans person to their family.

I bet you would

I was a Mac Addict until 2007 when Apple went off the deep end. My last Mac still runs Lion. I've switched to Windows 10 (I legit like the Start Page) and haven't looked back.

I don't think Yea Forums's gonna sympathize with this one

Also he outed a tranny on facebook when it called him out

>its not hurting anyone

Thats not the point moron.

Would you want to side with dobson on anything?

Hey guys, remember when he told Zelda Williams to "calm thy tits" when she talked about her father's death?

Remember that time he bitched that Hanukkah sucked, and he wished he could celebrate Christmas while visiting his girlfriend's Jewish family? And it turned out they were planning a secret surprise Christmas celebration for him.

yes

>The official Tumblr of artist Andrew Dobson (aka: Tom Preston). Pro LGBTQA artist.
> Pro LGBTQA artist
I seriously want people to start calling him out on this. He can't keep getting away with this.

Pic related: look at how pro-LGBTQA he is! Even though literally ALL of his "pro LGBTQA" artistic output is "young lesbian teens".

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Whoever made this was btfo'ed by reality.

Dobson must get mixed feelings about threads like this.

On one hand, we're talking about his dumb ass and making fun of his bullshit.

On the other hand... we're talking about him.

Creepy, racist and sexist! In a thread full of cringe inducing opinions, this actually takes the cake for me.

>endured a boycott of the movies just for being cast

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Just direct them here:
hypocrisyofandrewdobson.tumblr.com

>Guys, real breasts dont act like that!

And I'm also pretty sure that girls can't naturally gain gray-skin color like in the second panel so I dont know what the point is here.

he said greatest game ever but the other guy just said greatest zelda

A for... atheism? Huh?

>IMAGINE BEING COMPUTERS

I feel kind of sad for him. He has lost his grip on reality, emotions and social interaction even more than most Yea Forums posters.

Asexuals, I'm fairly sure they weren't too keen on the inclusion

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>his favorite M Night film is the one where the critic is the villain
pottery

Naw, randos and normies will just treat it as a hate blog and ignore it.

Dobson needs LGBTetc folk to publicly call him out on it.

He actually made a comic doing exactly that. I would post it if I had it

That blog has darkvioletcloud (trans man) calling him out

MLK's "I Have A Dream" speech is entirely at odds with intersectional feminist/far left beliefs, and is barely even mentioned by them anymore because of it.

I guarantee his name's going to start getting dragged through the mud for being 'problematic' at some point soon. I mean the fuckers turned on the Dali Lama recently for being racist and far right in there eyes already.

He right though

Why and how is japanimation politically incorrect? It's animation from japan.

>japanese girl loves anime/cartoons
>black guy loves black panther
>white girl loves wonder woman

Isnt that literally fucking racist? Hes implying only black people like black panther only white woman watch wonder woman
What a fucking prick

How can Dobson not draw a person shrugging? It's a basic gesture. Anyone who fancies themselves acartoonist should be an expert at gesture drawing.
Dobson's teacher was right.

My biggest confusion has to be why Other M is favorite game when it is the least feminist Metroid by making Samus an emotional wreck and completely submissive to a man
It is such a huge contradiction

They literally are
Black panther guy is the black nerd for example

I agree with him here. A link to the past is better, but oot noslagiazealots can't deal with facts

imagine being such a self absorbed asshole that you just make comics with strawman characters in it to make a point

So why isnt your love for LttP nostalgiazealotting?

I want to know what the fuck he means by +9 mage.

What the fuck piece of shit looks at gays kissing and goes "Awww".
I mean personally I think all fags should burn in mass graves, but at least I don't objectify them like they're a kitten or a movie to fawn over.

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One, because the heavy emphasis on melodramatic cutscenes and overtly linear gameplay is probably more palatable to his autistic spergbrain compared to other Metroid titles that require the player to put in a modicum of brian power, and two, because "gamers" hate it and they're always toxic, misogynistic, racist, homophobes so clearly the game must be a paragon of feminism that needs to be defended against the evil gamers.

Didn't he have brown hair in TP and SS?

I fuckin love Ocarina of Time
BUT
it is a bit overrated and dated by todays standards

Same person that fawns over a straight kiss, user. There's a whole genre of film dedicated to that kind of sappy shit.
>I mean personally I think all fags should burn in mass graves
What a homo

>Trying to make yourself look better by insulting Keith Apicary, the most Chad of all online personas.
lmao

Yeah, but anglos aren't even humans, they're just a golem construct out to destroy the west.

At least I know where someone who hate LGBT folk stand.

Someone who fetishes LGBT folk but claims to support them... they're not only lying about it, but they'll also never admit to doing any wrong.

>but those were all dudes
>implying that's a bad thing

Has anyone shown this to the trannies?
I bet it would go down very well.

And you still found a reason to get upset at something with a well meaning intention behind it. Amazing.

>pro LGBTQA artist

Romance should be taken out of movies, lgbt or not.

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>tfw Dobson is better artist than me

If i recall it's all mostly written by Brentalfloss and his buddy. Dobson just drew most of it.

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> well meaning intention behind it
That's where you're wrong, bucko

Of course the designated cuck race would weep tears of joy at seeing his ancestors getting cucked by French, Saxons, Romans, nords etc

Why?

Agreed. But it does somehow manage to make tons of money, so it'll never happen.

I want this to blow up so Andrew can get lynched

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Reminds me of this

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He's a better "artist" than anyone on Yea Forums. Have you seen the latest wojaks and frogs? Even an amputee with brain damage could draw better than Yea Forums

Unironically neck yourself.
Also no he wasn't and he's just strawmanning anyways.

>tits=dick and balls
Give the warrior big tits and they're equivalent.

i would love playing as the warrior if he looked like that

Watching him get blasted was funny in hindsight when he turned out to be one of the least shit parts of the movie. Not that he was THAT good himself mind you,
>Goes into PTSD shock because his squad just massacred a bunch of people
>Grabs a prisoner and helps them escape so he can get away from the fighting
>Proceeds to massacre several Stormtroopers on his way out

Dobson is the personification of how "better art"

Being

I mean I'm actually trying, not just coloring wojacks golden and hope for yous.

but he's black doesnt it means hes immune to criticism? hard to keep track on left trends these days..

AT

The real problem with Dobson's art, aside from how flat and boring it is, is that his art has hardly improved in the last decade

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Some of these feel weird to see today

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>Main character does some stupid fucking shit cause of some bimbo who's only there to make main character do some stupid shit.
>They kiss at the end of the movie.
Unless the story is about the romance, and there's actual chemistry going on, I couldn't care less about the romantic subplots, as they always, without fail, detract from the experience.

this

So you want romantic sub plots out, not romance entirely.

nani the fuck

This doesn't make sense, man titties aren't considered desirable by the majority of people. Similarly large dick wouldn't equal large vagina

True, but Yea Forums also whines when artists change style. Like he who must not be named or zimmerman.
Oh, and most of you also hate stagnant styles anyway too, like legoman, asanagi and CSR to name a few.

Imagine defending a multi-million dollar corporation that own around 38% of the American movie market and lobbied to extend and ruin copyright law just so they could keep their rights to their mascot indefinitely.

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Imagine being so fat you think your moobs are equal to tits

Okay, I just drew Queen Victoria from memory in MS paint for you, user.
Are you happy?

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>this meme again
Secondary sexual characteristics are not the same as reproductive organs. The equivalent of a girl having big tits and a fat ass is a guy having broad shoulders and muscular arms. Which most of the guys in DC do.

Also you're actually braindead if you don't think the knight and the wizard were carefully designed specifically to appeal to female tastes.

Give him popeye forearms or some shit then I don't fucking know

Assuming level 9 Mage, but +9 probably came from unassuming the weapons +X applies to everything. Which is still stupid because weapons and armor only go up to +6.
Also, assuming it's 3.x(which it almost always is), why the fuck is a Mage that high level "attacking" anything? He should be flying in the air and casting stuff like Grease or Sleep to knock things out so the rest of the party can slit their throats or something.

>Not wanting to slap enemies to death with your giant dong

What a fag

but are any of them good?

>Dobson
>Has a wife
Choose one.

I am, though I still see some resemblance of wojak in there.
Gonna post this in angloshitter threads

Largely yes, but I haven't heard of a romance movie that came out recently that's not fifty shades of gray (and only because it's fucking infamous.) I think Hollywood killed romantic stuff. The last thing I played with any romance in it was The blind prince and the liar princess.

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>Not maiming Dick Warrior

uhh zelda 2

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Visit a drawthread nigga lmao

>no no, all those old games don't count! Only the latest ones I played since I was too young to play the older are the correct ones!

So what is Dobsons job currently? We know from his own stories that he cleaned airplane toilets for a living at some point and got "bullied" at that job.

Not reallly

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>maiming

Drawfags are all guys from Yea Forums, /int/, /ck/ etc who just comes to Yea Forums by accident

Most women are attracted to toned guys rather than built men, there have been many researches into this so that wouldn't work either. The man would have to look like a fuckboy most likely

It seems like dobson just wishes he can go back to the 80s or 90s and stay there

COMPUTERS

I'm pretty sure a lot of people would actually play a character like that.

>Writing off an entire game franchise and all of it's various spin-offs that play nothing like the actual series due to an inaccurate portrayal of a single character
I mean his loss I guess.

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So he's one of us.

>Final Fantasy 4
Doesnt surprise me that he is one of those who pretends that the American numbering is the real one and that rest of the games dont exist.

What a retarded comparison.
>sorceress has common proportions for a female
>lets give the dwarf, who's already buff as fuck, an unnatural giant dick bigger than his fucking leg

Today I looked at my computer and saw food.
Help me!

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True, We're all fucked up in our own ways
he just got unlucky and turned into a lmaocow

Move the goalpost harder ;)

lmao who the fuck is this predator?

All I see is assholes

UUUGHHNNN SCOLIPEDE

SCOLIPEEEEDE

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>typical threads on other boards have drawn ocs posted
>typical thread on Yea Forums has low effort wojak edits and frogs of the month shoops
Time to face the fact.

Isn't this the equivalent of going to a zoo and throwing bananas in the chimpanzee enclosure?

That's cute as fuck, user. Thanks for posting.

This guy is so full of himself.

I have unironic thoughts about wanting be swallowed by a scolipede

Isn't four called FF2 though? Plus he didn't write it.

>feeling a little blue
>see this thread
>reminded that I am not Dobson
>all better

>But why does X+Y=Z
This is a special kind of brain damage good fucking lord.

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Didn't the really original Batman kill people?

>Things that I like that either no one else does or don't really care about
>Jeremy Brett
HE'S LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST WELL KNOWN PORTRAYALS OF SHERLOCK HOLMES, HOW FUCKED IN THE HEAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON TO LIKE HIM?

>proceed to post a comic about being forced to pirate a software because the 300$ copy doesn't work
I'm glad I'm not and will never dobson

But why are they tired up indeed? Injecting them with a fetish formula doesn't lead to them getting tired up. She didn't answer the question. How had I not noticed this before?

I wonder if he'll die of heart attack when he finds Batman used to use guns and kill before that whole "One rule" shit.

WHAT ABOUT OTHER GAME

But that is FFIV. What do you think it is?

There is a lot of history with artists on the internet, Shadman goes way back and people had their grievances with his art without even going into his controversial stuff.
You are completely disingenuous by trying to factor out all of the history that goes back on these artists and how their art developed which created harsh criticisms for them.

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and my parents grew up with the gay robin cartoon where the biggest threat in the world was the joker scraching his nails against a blackboard
beside I share the same generation with dobson, the cartoon batman he's mentionning has him beating down thugs right from the intro

But the pictured comic is about Final Fantasy 4, or Final Fantasy 2 if going by original American release.

>No really believe me Yea Forums only makes wojaks
>Yes it has drawfag threads but they’re full of people who browse other boards so it doesn’t REALLY count

You’re allowed to not like Yea Forums, but you’re not allowed to be a dumbass

Because Zelda is the best game series

>As someone who has a deep understanding of D&D
you don't need a deep understanding of D&D to know what's wrong with this image, you don't even need to open a rulebook to understand it, hell, if you played a single rpg in your life you can understand how fucked up he is

Isn't he fat though?

So does he like Batman or not?

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people really like to make this point, but the amount of massive dong lizards i've fought on SC6 make me think that's not the case.

>This guy spent 10 years in school with young boys obsessed with penises, he probably even was one, yet he thinks guys don't want to play as monster penis man

remember when he demonstrated he could actually draw something interesting and then he literally never did it again

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Its one of those things he seems to have a grudge against. A DM probably shat on him in a session college or something. Kinda how he hates Stallone and Arnold movies cause the jocks in high school were into them.

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Rez is amazing, I don't see anyone getting mad at this statement. Also every strawman comic dobson makes is based on imagined outrage, nobody ever gives him shit for his "controversial" views. Only for his terrible art and writing.

Literally made me think of pic related straight away, and it looks like the first poster thought so too.

FPBP

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Yes and then the batman tv happened which nearly ruined batman and it got a whole dark reboot.

If he likes drawings of girls onflatong and exploding, you'd think he'd be able understand people being into things like idealized and sexualized characters in fiction, but most and foremost, Dobson is a hypocrite.

I got some kinky fetishes involving doing nasty things to women against their will, and while I don't think it makes me oppressor and rapist, I don't think I could afford to publicly sperg out about vidya/comic girls having sexualized designs as Dobson does.

there was an attempt

As a retailfag, this comic will never fail to make me mad

That's... not bad at all actually. He'd probably fuck it up if he coloured it though.

In addition to the many points already raised, I present the front art of the bottom game.
Not sexualized at all right?

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Dobson thinks the term changed to be more politically correct. Not a bad assumption, this has happened a lot in other areas, but in this case it’s completely bullshit.

Imagine complaining about videogames without actually playing them.

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Didn't someone calmly tell him that a male Mary Sue is a Gary Stu and that these are not 100% widely accepted industry terms used outside fandom?

And didn't he flip the fuck out and shit his pants trying to argue that he knows more about fandom than the rest of the world so the definition is whatever he says it is?

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There's almost 30 years between those two events you just listed. He had a no killing rule in the golden age already, shortly after his creation, the TV show had nothing to do with it.

>entering without knocking
>talking before getting through the door
>get intimidated by some larpers playing board game

Metroid Other M was horrible representation of a female character. Samus in it is hysterical thot whose emotions are anxiety and overwhelming motherly instIncts, and his relationships with men quite problematic. How can Dobson even justify being into it?

Those Special editions were the culmination of George's evil reign, tbf.

>if they're white dudes
Pretty sure that's just virtue signaling and an act he puts on.

>Remember me
>Nobody remembers this game
Kek

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND MATH
ALSO D&D FUCK THAT SHIT
teehee, periodic table amaright sport dude?

>The CHAD Warrior

I don't think he has any supporters, though.

Is dobson just based retard?

Daily reminder that Ocarina of Time is the best video game of all time, and this is objective fact.

You can whinge and whine all you like, but Ocarina of Time beats every other game when it comes to the most objective measure of a game's worth.

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oh, so THIS is his inflation art

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That's what confuses me. I bet he is the type to consume nothing but pop-sci.

Wouldn’t be bad if the warrior wasn’t a leglet

Its because he hates the Prime games, so he is blind to Other M's problematic parts. He just sees "Oh, Samus talks more now, women talking more is better than staying silent", and completely ignores what Samus is actually saying.

>Was he right Yea Forums?
No. People don't read his comics, so they can't be mad.

over trannies, yes

Well, maybe he did well in grade 6 chemistry and that's his greatest achievement in life.
He's almost too pitiful to make fun of

He might parse it as jap-animation

too bad zelda games are gay and overrated

Delete this. Dobson's integrity must be preserved.

Reminder

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What I mean is the 60's TV show was the main reason why Batman got rebooted to the more darker setting in the comics in the first place.

It's always heartwarming to see many boards unite in hatered of someone truly shitty.

I've only played D&D a little bit and I still know how obvious it is that Dobson doesn't understand it (which is why he doesn't like it)

Dobson is a genuinely unlikable guy that tries to weasel his way into acceptance by paying lip-service to anyone that will tolerate his shit.

-10 Nintendo bonus points
-10 nostalgia bonus points

If it wasn't obvious, D&D takes a lot of imagination and creativity, the two things Dobson does not and never will have. Everything he makes is a ripoff of something or "inspired" by something. He cannot for the life of him come up with anything original, not even opinions of his own. So imagine him trying to wrap his head around roleplaying.

Its just weird to me how no community has banded together to defend and support him. Hell, even CWC has asskissers giving him money and attacking those who shit on him. But Dobson is all alone.

no because he already had yellow colors on his belt

>"it is written closed"
>"BETTER GET IN ANYWAY
this faggot has such little idea on how the world works it's incredible
It wouldn't be that bad if he didn't purposefully added the last bubble, because the owner probably didn't give a shit about him

Does he still use that PowerPC iMac?

You know what's also weird
He obviously plays it too now because he was showing off a set of cards with cleric spells on them as part of his set, so he...doesn't understand d&d but for some reason is willing to spend money on custom shit like that
The spells were from the cleric spellbook and it was 5e

Add /sci/ as well.

Ruined by the constant need to pause the game.

>If it wasn't obvious, D&D takes a lot of imagination and creativity, the two things Dobson does not and never will have
it's incredible to think his highest artist achievement was to come up with a blue bear imagination wise
and let's be honest, you don't need imagination to understand how D&D work, it's nothing but a turn based % chance to do x action with a bonus or a malus depending on your stats
basic maths, the multiplication of the number 7 I learned in elementary school was way harder than this

CWC has his supporters because he can guilt them into helping him with his history. But once you know him enough, you will know that CWC has had plenty of opportunities to end the trolling and went back. Dobson is a lolcow with no scapegoats to hide behind.

What a passive agressive brainlet. Dreadful.

>only allowed to have 24 colors on screen
>UHH WHY IS LINK'S HAIR COLOR DIFFERENT FROM THE NES GAMES OBVIOUSLY THEY MUST HAVE CHANGED IT TO APPEAL TO FANGIRLS

They both said Zelda.

Wowee, men like to look at breasts even if they are a bit unrealistic. Men will also not give a fuck if a character and her game hold no appeal in any area that can be judged in. Consider me shocked.

>and let's be honest
You know as much about D&D as Dobson does.
You're a Dobson.

can't even read the text due to low quality

well fuck you too

>People who don't agree with me must be irrational fanboys
>SEE? I TOLD YOU SO. *SMUG SMILE*
I get his point but wow, he seems like an insufferable person.

>2500x1618
>low quality

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>and let's be honest, you don't need imagination to understand how D&D work, it's nothing but a turn based % chance to do x action with a bonus or a malus depending on your stats
Jesus dude, tone down the autism

disregard my previous comment
high resolution does not mean high quality

I would say /fit/ hates him for the same reason as Yea Forums.

Yes, but he's still a retarded faggot.

More of a dirty blonde

>Yea Forums being portrayed as slim and non-neckbeard

Got bad news for you user.

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I like how he treats the DiC cartoons as canon and not something that the US made up

Look:

Funny enough, this is probably the only normal opinion this man has.
His usual opinions are so bad that they're objectively wrong and can be disproven.
I't not an "opinion" to say original Link had brown hair, that's just wrong.

>seven whole years ago
>literally nothing has changed about that list

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there's a difference between understanding and enjoying something

>but he's black doesnt it means hes immune to criticism?
nah, they throw anyone under the bus

>seven
six

Some of the best Batman stories are where he fails and fucks up because he isn't perfect. Dobson is a moron.

Just curious, does anyone know anyone similar to Dobson?
Like judges people for having different hobbies they don't personally understand or have an interest in?
I knew a guy in my group of friends that would give me shit for doing photography, mainly urban/nature/object oriented photography shit and I didn't intend to do it professionally or super seriously I just did it as a way to chill and relax but dude would keep asking me why and kept trying to shit on me for it. Like I tried to explain to him that I just enjoy it, but he would unironically get upset about it whenever the topic was brought up and insult me over it.
I wonder of those people just do it because they're projecting something or some shit.

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six is 40 years ago, user

How is it even possible one person can rile up Yea Forums as much as Dobson? He's obviously an obnoxious cut but what about him makes him such a perfect shitstorm for you guys to endlessly bitch about ?

Black people are only immune to criticism if they say and do what the democrats/progressives want them to do.
Say anything else and they're uncle Toms, race traitors who must be shunned and treated like shit

such as?

>Like judges people for having different hobbies they don't personally understand or have an interest in?
The average nu4chan poster

He has a lot of lore and keeps giving occasionally
Like Chris Chan

But remember me didn't sell and those are two different devs

He can't even draw Mickey.

>missed the Dobson hate thread
DAMN IT
HE'S JUST SO AWFUL AS A PERSON

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Dobson will never be right about anything. Someday he will say "Oh, the sky is so blue" the fucking sky will turn purple just to be sure that Dobson is not right.

found the fat fuck

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It is fun because of how he builds his ego up by hiding behind his comics.

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Batman Year One
Batman Knightfall
Batman The Long Halloween
Batman Hush
All stories that depict him fucking up and not being perfect.

That user hit a nerve I see. I'm guessing he listed more than one of your kinks.

>that webm
Kek.

Airplane is a treasure

>not making your own
Step 1:
>post dobson
Step 2:
>Sprinkle examples of his compelling almost baffling self confident ignorance
Step 3:
>enjoy your dobson thread

he's become a scapegoat for all of Yea Forums
someone getting rejected? lash it all out on dobson
lose your job at mcdonalds? dobson is such an unlikeable guy
cant afford to fix your corolla? the blue bear is such a stupid self-insert
eviction notice for failing to pay the rent? the artstyle is vomit inducing

>that edited deku nut

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He is deluded enough to believe there is an audience for his shit outside the people who love to hate him
Also he used to be big on deviantart back when that site somewhat mattered and he is eternally salty he never made any money out of it

Dobson extensively ‘researched’ breast physics because of his inflation fetish.

If you wanna count being ridiculously reckless then Batman: White Knight is another for the pile.

bold of you to assume I'm fat and not morbidly obese

Does Dobson have any fans?
I know he makes like $10 on patreon a month, but how do we know that's not just his mother?

every day we stray further from god's light

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I still laugh every time on the send request fat chance, oy vey

it is hurting everyone user, look up reputation and association, and look up the psychological effects of it

Cringe

Speaking of localization, one of the laziest ones I've seen is when Sega decided to replace Amy's name with Sally in Sonic CD's American manual to tie it to the TV show, but they didnt bother to change the appearance of Amy's sprite.

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>those were all dudes
That's fucking hot

>send request

>outdated stereotypical Italian accent
last I checked Italians who don't speak very good English still exist. They sound like that, Dobson, they really do. Just because you've never actually travelled abroad from the USA doesn't mean stereotypical Italian accents don't exist.

>god's light
but there's no god, though

I don’t want to agree with dobson...but

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The fan made timelines made since but the retarded 3 way split on "maybe link loses in some universe just because there's an infinite amount" is fucking retarded.

>Timeline is ruined
>Now all the links are different

So what hyrule is just completely redisigned and ganon revived like 12 days after he is defeated every game or some shit? How would a timeline exist if they are the same Link fuck he has brain damage.

Well he isn’t wrong. I hate gorons too. They’re ugly af.

>piss tons of people off
so 3-5 americans?

hahaha

He used incorrect logic, but by complete coincidence did come to a correct conclusion.

>leaving out FSA
>Not having a blast running around being retarded with friends and fighting over rupees and power ups
>Not having fun battles in the arena level and making rules for only PvE

>but they didnt bother to change the appearance of Amy's sprite.
Because she's also on the ending cutscene. They had to swap way more then just a sprite

>Stjepan Sejic, who's worked on several comics such as wonder woman, also does a BDSM lesbian porn comic
There's nothing actually porn about that comic and he does it entirely for fun, not out of necessity. Bad example.

Yeah where's my boy

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True, but it's not like they could've made an extra cutscene if they gave a shit about the change. It's funny how many times the Freedom Fighters were close to breaking into game canon but didn't.

You may want to delete this post to hide your idiocy.

This.
One of my most vivid childhood memories was seeing Tekken 1 for the first time and being completely mesmerized by its 3D graphics, seeing them as "the future" (even when they look crude even compared to other Playstation games).
A kid going full "old good new bad" is bullshit.

Yeah
I would have creamed myself over the most garbage mainstream shit from 2019 when I was 12, 16 years ago

this is just sad

Not to mention that kids are the main audience that is obsessed with graphics.
Kids are fucking dumb, graphics are literally the least important thing in a game, yet kids will cream themselves over games that do everything wrong except it

...why did he risk his safety for some DVDs? the thief could stab him!

>yet kids will cream themselves over games that do everything wrong except it
where do you get this from?

>holy shit games look like this 23 years in the future
P much. it would blow my 9 year old mind considering I'd only played genesis, nes and gameboy. Only owning the third with a copy of super mario land and yoshi's cookie iirc.

Because I remember being a kid and how dumb kids are

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hell, even the jump from snes to n64 was absolutely insane to see. so was n64 to gamecube. my little mind was BLOWN away by how cool 3D shit seemed to be
even pic related to a bunch of sprites was like magic to me

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Hahaha, look at that blonde retard. Hahahaha

I think Dobson found his first fan

>not a single point concerning gameplay

boy, he sure seems to like his videoGAMES

He's right, in that spouting off a non standard oponion on a videogame forum of any kind will just piss people off. Often to a bizzare extent.
Like on gamefaqs in the late 90's, if you mentioned liking FFVIII, you had 20 rage responses about how you were a filthy troll and needed to gtfo. On the FFVIII board...
Standard, "acceptable" opinions are clung to so violently in the videogame comunity, that most popular games can't be discussed, outside circlejerking about how amazing it is. Anything else erupts into an argument.

oh, of course he's right about that
the problem is that he himself pretends to be a level-headed, open-minded, reasonable person that is open to debate

>send request
Heheheheeh

How fucking hard is it to look at a screenshot before cementing it in your comic and humiliating yourself even more?

Literally racist and pedophilic.
He treats little black kids as expositions in a zoo.

He unironically made me realize what would happen if I settled for mediocrity.

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>girl on the lower panel not sexualized

>Putting that review on your poster
>Putting that as your only review
It's obvious he didn't get much positive feedback

I love it when roses get ratioed.

What the fuck is a rose, and what the fuck is getting ratio'd?
I don't use cancerous social media

>ratioed
I don't use twitter, what does that mean?

>i was a dumb kid, therefore kids today are dumb as well

flawless logic

Trying to look this up I found out putting a glass of milk in your handle makes you a racist
Welp...

probably forgot to edit as he was compiling the image and became 'blind' to it as he looked it over before uploading it

OMG COWADOODY 2020 IS SO GOOD, IT'S LIKE I REALLY HAVE RED JELLY IN MY EYES

i'd play that warrior, charge into battle and knock down enemies with that wang, then pound them to dust by slamming them into the ground like a spike being hit by a hammer

?
The cod franchise isn't the only games there are

People have a rose on their twitter handle to indicate they are a socialist/leftist. Getting ratio'd is when you have a high amount of comments compared to your hearts, suggesting that what you said was controversial. In this case, the guy has 600 hearts and nearly 500 comments, so a lot of people didnt like what he tweeted.