>What the fuck you mean play the nintendo switch on tho go?
>i like playing a console on the fucking TV!
>Play it on a plane? What do you mean i would prefer to read a book or watch the inflight entertainment
>Also the controllers are too small and look like it was made by fisher price!
What the fuck you mean play the nintendo switch on tho go?
Jaxon Bell
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Mason Cox
I'd give anything to be attractive and to have a big dick.
Dylan Barnes
who the fuck invited that dyel cuck on the right?
Brandon Davis
god i'd sacrifice my left nut to be tall, muscular and hairless
Ian Martin
Glad to see this /r9k/ thread is off to a rocking start
Jose Garcia
Don't mess with my boy Link
Jackson Mitchell
>having dreams is bad
you have to go back
Wyatt Watson
Why are they wearing pajamas and socks outdoors and acting like they're businessmen?
Christian Perez
You can't be tall, but you can be muscular and hairless if you want it bad enough.
Jacob Cox
what was point of making this thread?
Noah Bennett
that's the most important one though
Charles Evans
To about their protruding vagina bones.
Evan Carter
Bend over, little sissies.
Andrew Perez
I'd give anything to be a cute slut with a feminine face.
Michael Gomez
I'd sacrifice both
Kayden Murphy
>toes popping out of shoes
disgusting
Zachary Allen
40%
Hudson King
have sex
based
Hunter Cook
But Sneaky is the opposite of cute and feminine.
Carson Taylor
also a fetishist
Kayden Clark
If only Yea Forums incels knew you could achieve that body in just a year
Josiah Bailey
those vagina bones are too sharp.
Hudson Miller
I'm obese, so no.
Brandon Gray
thats-s pretty hot
John Howard
So are you gonna go to the gym and plastic surgery? Or just go full on plastic surgery?
William Wright
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Dominic Fisher
Zachary Hall
are the two guys on the left identical twins?
Josiah Ortiz
You'll be stronger than them if you cut now.
I'm serious.
Ryder Garcia
How do I get cum gutters like that? My bodyfat% is about that low but I don't look like that.
Is it just roids? Surgery?
Sebastian Reed
Cocksucklers' Payama Party
James Wood
I'm 280 lbs and fat dude, I do a lot of lifting at my job but there's no way I'd ever look like them.
Benjamin James
Randy is evil, broke john cenas arm. What a coward.
Juan Garcia
how do chads get that fit when they drink a shit ton
Jacob Robinson
Nope. Just eat at a 1500 calorie deficit, or fast if you want faster results. You just have to be consistent. I believe in you.
Aiden Bell
I trust you random user
Dylan Moore
Attractive men with big dicks have never achieved anything of worth because they've literally never had to work hard for anything.
t.bigdickchadwhosjustcoastedthroughlife
Dylan Morris
Extreme cutting, dehydration and just flexing for the photo. Also probably roids, yes.
Robert Walker
I'm not shitposting. Just try it and if yiu can do any sort of lifting, be it at a gym or not, do so. You will 100% lose weight. The hard part is counting those damn calories. Use myfitnesspal on your phone. A year from now, you'll be shocked. Two years from now? You'll laugh at those guys in the OP.
Christian Sullivan
I trust you user. Wish me luck
Bentley Clark
The impressive thing about those guys isn't just the body. It's their frame. Aside from the guy on the right, they all look like they're at least 6 feet, which makes their physique look a lot better.