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Mods nuked last thread?
DESTRUCTION
why did that thread get deleted? fucking crabmods
Why was the last thread deleted?
Why was the last thread deleted?
>ultimate is such a snoozer that nobody even bothered to link the new thread
ZSS OP. NERF HER!
Dat ZSS play
Marss is insane
based marss saving this trash top 8
FUCK JANNIES
Mods are fags.
>>Joseph Marquez (@C9 Mang0)
>Dropped my novelty souvenir Maryland crab somewhere at the venue if anyone finds it
The mods deleted it, take a shower smelee fag
Why was the last thread deleted?
I thought items were supposed to be turned off in Smash tournaments.
Dumbass, other thread was at 400 or so replies. some mods fucked up.
Mods = Fags
Why didn't MVD pop a grande to stop the combo?
Fuck trannies and FUCK jannies
Marss deserves this fucking tourney, holy shit what a set.
marss reminds me of the guy that shot up the madden tournament
I don't know which one's my post, but back off, bub
Mods are crabs*
>Myran in winners
Does anyone actually like this dude? I don't hate him but hes just lame imo
Last thread got 404'd at 450 posts.
Okay I'll ask again. Who's fun to play in Ultimate? Preferably not garbage tier but I'll take what I can get.
WTF I thought you guys said ZSS was bad?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>both matches are vs olimar
what kind of function do you like
If I ever become a millionaire I’m gonna make a SDR/PM like patch to Melee just to fuck with Spacie/Hbox/Marthfags and Force melee tournaments to run it
How did you react to this part?
Based?
Joker is tons of fun
name a character in a different game that you enjoy playing
What type of character do you prefer? Rushdown, mid range, full on camper?
He sniffs his own farts on twitter and complains about Olimar's "weaknesses" like fsmash not being safe on shield despite being 29%
Depends on what you find fun. What play styles do you like?
falcon
Depends
I play Ike, Fox, Simon, DK, Mac, G&W with some others cause I find them to be the most enjoyable.
Honestly I don't find any one character in this game I like to play over and over again.
>wasted good crab when you could've helped Chillin's bulking
Is ultimate top 8 on now or is nobody watching it?
Marss had me worried there with the switch
Nice hivemind
>All that bitching for a small crab with little to no weight.
HBOX is a bitch
Dedede.
its on
I’ve been to the same local as him, he’s a great dude and he’s been with olimar since the brawl days, hasn’t even played pikmin. He’s always been crazy good in a region that has literally nobody but him. the tr4sh meta shat on him but these global changes really boosted olimar to the top.
>Come to Papa
what the fuck is with smash tournament names
I'm not watching it but I'm in the thread cause it's comfy
Game just ended and they're doing 10 hours of ads
that's the problem I have with ultimate currently. the only character I can even remotely have fun with is yoshi, but it still doesn't seem right.
fun tier:
-bowser
-mewtwo
-incineroar
-ice climbers
-inkling (despite the haters)
why are you in this thread if youre not watching the stream?
>hungrybox
I just wanted the crowd to cheer me...
As long as he continues to push melee into the grave. I will support him
Ya mang i ain't concernd less it's a cinder block bitch
I like the swordies that have unique gimmicks to them (Shulk, Cloud, and Corrin are my favorites). Pokemon Trainer is also fun if you like a "3 characters in 1" character.
LET'S GO SAM
Fox, Joker, and Sheik are fun as fuck if you like high mobility pressure
Belmonts and Snake are the most fun zoners
I would have probably felt this way if I didnt find ZSS
I like fast characters. Falcon for example. Not into slow/campy/relies on projectiles and I prefer limb characters to sword ones
>ultimate top 8 same time as GoT
Poor Ult never had a chance.
>we're not even shilling it right
Is EE just pretend dumb or actually dumb?
what is it with you monogatari retards and pushing your worthless fucking garbage light novels everywhere?
Inkling, Incineroar, Mii Brawler, Pokémon Trainer, Falco, Robin.
Ganondorf.
marss is such a fucking faggot
ultimate's top players are a bunch of degenerates and retards outside of nairo and light, and tournies are filles with obnoxiously new retards
someone save this game
he speaks the truth but the world is not ready for it
extremely high EQ, extremely low IQ
he's the guy that put all his points into CHR
youtube.com
this should clear things up for you
Fox.
Agree 100%.
why the fuck is no one talking about Marss btfoing MVD hard?
this is the nail in the coffin for melee
I missed Melee. How early in top 8 my man Mang0 got? Did he at least make it to semis?
Fiction go back to playing against ICs on netplay
Sonic is a great choice then.
youtu.be
Post music
mac and sonic are fun
Myran still pissed about shuton winning prime saga
winners side grand finals and choked
because it happened right when the thread was randomly deleted
He got 2nd. Guess who got first.
he made it grand finals through winners and lost to hbox and a crab
>2 olimars in top 8 winners
fuckin kill me, I hate watching this character more than melee jigglypuff.
Leffen
no one tell him
>outside of nairo and light
dumbass naifu go away
Got to Grands before losing to Hbox, triggering Chillin to regurgitate a WHOLE CRAB and launch it all the way to Hbox
MVD is always getting btfo
Mods confirmed as Snake-fags.
I'm disappointed.
Nobody is quite sure since the day he pretended to play Cuphead using a youtube video.
holy fuck my sides
>crab
I don’t get it. Does it mean anything or is it just random?
I never understood the hate for marss. He plays fun watching characters and that's enough for me.
The only thing that he did from recent memory was stop his match with a literal who because something that shouldn't be happening was happening.
every melee major is filled with an immature crowd. sad to see honestly
Myran's gf is so fuckin loud
Fox, wolf, sheik, joker, greninja, pikachu, pichu, zero suit, mario, wario, Inkling
cloud is fun
Based Samsora gonna win the whole thing
This is your Melee Pound champion.
Some smelee cuck was mad that hbox killed melee again and threw an actual crab at him
you think thats loud? you should hear when im fuckin her
Is Samsora gay?
melee? oh that dead game
I just realized that dabuz and myran are probably really grateful to salem for getting rid of mkleo since leo usually slapped both of them
he dropped megaman so fuck him
You'd think that, but no. He's totally straight.
his tummy is so cute, i dont care if hes boring to watch play. i watch the finals just to watch his playercam
yes
>triggering Chillin to regurgitate a WHOLE CRAB and launch it all the way to Hbox
My sides.
Does Coney still do Blast Zone with EE and TK?
Yes
No he's just flamboyant.
Based Cwizzy
YOU SEE THAT NIGGA TURNIN
YOU FEEL THE BULLET BURNING
NIGGA NOW YOU LEARNIN
Focus on the game, Myran.
Yeah I'm gonna watch the VOD of soulcalibur top 8 from that french tournament last night whenever olimar's on
He and ally always get dabbed on eventually
No, surprisingly he has a gf. He's just very feminine.
He's about as gay as CaptainZack.
>Dead game
Literally the only people who think Melee is dead are keyboard warriors who have never seen how hype Melee crowds get. twitter.com
No
they do do it but it's completely random when
if you want more coney it's better to grab the podcast he does with suar, it's pretty good
When's the next tournament?
I want to see Zackray use Joker.
>trying to rebuttal my shitpost
who's the keyboard warrior?
damn, what a fruit
Yea that crowd sure got hype for grand finals right?
this shit is putting me to sleep. Post memes
based
Fox is a good pick.
The Sonic suggestion is questionable, he's more about running in and out and baiting responses, to the degree that he's bordering on an outright defensive character.
Wario might be good for you, he's speedy and allows rushdown, but if people keep away you get Waft charge for free.
Pikachu and Pichu are both good at rushdown and are fast as hell(and very good). Zero Suit and Greninja as well.
Mario is a solid pick as well.
If you want to play a newcomer, the Inklings are fast, mostly close quarter fighters. Ridley is also fairly fast but is more about spacing and keeping the opponent at arms length.
>he doesn’t know
Remember when Mistake/Tamim showed the texts that zack and Ally hooked up
the actual fuck, that has to be his beard
Arsene's big
So why a crab?
Reminder that I beat samsora on quickplay
>a muslim
The crab terrorist
Reminder that Cloud in Top 8 would have saved this tourney
Because I'll shove you one up your ass.
Latin for crab is Cancer.
Also apparently a twitch chat meme.
Olimar in Ultimate is worse than Puff in Melee
holy FUCK shuton what have you done to this man
>Olimar
For some strange reason I want to play olimar now.
GOML is the next big tournament, and that happens at mid May. You can probably catch Zackray at some Japanese tournament before then though.
HE'S GONNA JUMP was so lame on marss part.
also he's such a campy zss. watching him play makes me miss sm4sh for fucks sake
seriously what's wrong with nairo.
turns boring characters into hype and he's a charismatic guy with no controversies
Anyone in top 8 wouldve been better
>fat ugly pig plays olimar
lol no you don't
So it's your run of the mill stream monster?
>Camera pan on Myran's win
>Fucking nothing
Based cameraman
MARSS SAVE US
you can spot low iq unga bungas by their opinion on high level olimar
>Olimar
>Snake
Ultimate is dead and Melee is a corpse. What do we look forward to now.
Snake wins, and by proxy Brawl wins
>tfw smelly smash player has a gf but not me
GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's a high IQ character, but people won't like you for playing him.
>tfw like Olimar
Character plays so different from the rest and its entertaining to watch
Get wins online heck maybe even get olimar to get the nerf hammer it's a win win either way.
He's not good enough user. I'm sorry.
Nairo tried it once in Prime Saga but Light whooped him
Just realized MkLeo knocked out by Salem. That is fucked, Leo is one of the few people who consistently rapes camping Olimar cucks like Myran.
you can just tell myran was the kid that always got bullied and now he's trying to look cool playing this. lmao its pathetic
agreed
Yeah one of the most bland characters in the game would have saved this tournament
rivals?
cloudbros...
youd say that no matter what the two best characters were
It's kind of a different situation. Olimar is bad because he's blatantly over-tuned, Jigglypuff is bad because how deeply the Melee metagame has developed.
Dlc can save this game
May 1st is Umebura, Japan's major. You're going to have to find out how to watch it though, probably through SHI_Gaming on twitch
>had a massive cry over wishes, dropped his controller and still demanded a rematch
Nope. Marss is a fag.
The whole Smash 4/Ultimate competitive scene is filled with entitled crybabies and boring robots.
Nairo has the lamest Palutena I've ever seen and an obvious tier whore. More irony points for saying ZSS is a boring neutral character when Palutena is even stronger neutral zoning.
>I want to see Zackray use Joker.
youtube.com
Marss comfortably lost 3-1 to myran at prime saga lol.
Who the fuck even gives a shit about Cloud? He's insanely milquetoast
are all smash fans the biggest bitches or just twitch chat
they do nothing but complain about their own game/community
Here's hoping for Icons: Combat Arena at the next major!
Nairo plays Ganon you stupid idiot. Literally beat Light in a tournament using Ganon.
Genuinely one of the worst skits i've ever seen
Some Japanese tournament is on vgtv_ultimate
Kameme apparently next
This wouldnt be so bad if Nintendo would actually buff characters and not just change one thing.
I think Snake is fun to watch and a generally interesting character.
that was truly abysmal
Palutena isn't even THAT good.
Playing joker feels so much better than playing him online. Its almost like playing a completely different character.
>tfw have spent the past few days downloading and playing custom stage lobbies nonstop and having a fucking blast
ultimate is the best smash game
melee and arguably 64 still play better but ultimate has so much shit and raw polish it's hard not to appreciate
Both.
where do they stream for japan? niconico?
I agree. I also like seeing characters weave around his shit.
I dont get the hate for Marss either. He's honestly one of the most hype players to watch in Sm4sh
>Olimar ditto GFs were assured by Salem
who wrote this script?
t.humorless female
nobody actually likes the newer smash games, competitively speaking. They just participate because they want to feel a part of a community. This has been known since brawl
Twitch chat and especially Yea Forums
Kek Zero definitely looks like a pepe from the good boy green texts
I like ultimate competitively, what now
>Olimar and Snake on Smashville
Guess this is a canon Brawl match.
Got a code?
Nah he tweeted giving up Joker.
>change one thing
>changed parrying
>nerfed projectiles on shield
>Corrin, Mewtwo, Diddy, K.Rool, and Kirby all got major buffs, and they are considered some of the worst of the worst
From what i remember he was raised by his mom alone and very sheltered.
Non-Ganon mains SEETHING
I like Snake, too. Olimar can suck a cock though.
Ganon is his meme pick. He tried that shit then promptly switched back to Palutena after getting btfo last tourney.
I'll go one step further: I enjoy playing against Snake.
you aren't real
GAGA
It's going to be Olimar ditto for winners finals. Competitive Ultimate is trash.
The first three you mentioned are mid tiers.
Oh man I had a good laugh from this webm
thanks user
who /dabuz/ here
That's just that stream that replays old smash tourneys all day.
They're trying way too hard
Same. The ability to throw grenades back or toss him into his own explosions is fun, and bullet hell dodging a rain of projectiles is oddly satisfying.
Who would Dabuz play if Olimar wasnt good?
Roslaina?
I hate all the top tiers in this game.
Not fun to play or watch.
I want to see a falcon grand finals or something
based
And ignored 20 other characters that struggle while buffing snake and lucina. Also just randomly buffing a character doesn't make them any better. You need to lessen their weaknesses. Hence why sheik has gotten buffs in the 2 patches but still sucks.
If you like Snake you like Olimar by association
why does ultimate have such fucking good sound effects
every move makes my ears cum
Proof
Absolute madman
>somebody gets good with a character that isn't marth or a space furry
>the scene crumbles
good game you have there
Palutena, since Rosa is not good right now
The next most annoying top tier he could find.
He still does play Rosa, but he also dabbled in Palu
>SWOOSH right in
this fag
>winner finals is probably going to be olimar vs olimar
>competitive ultimate
Competitive camping
>this newfag that never saw skooks
I just want sanke ditto WW III
he said SWOOSH first
not SWOOCE
Reminder that ACfag pretends to be a Meleefag because he's super fucking autistic
who
>Smashers will beg Wiz for Bo5
>when THIS is their top level metagame
Nintendo better make Falcon or Ganon god tier. Like, make Brawl Meta Knight look mid tier
>set play is camping
k
Ganon is already mid high tier in this game, its falcon that needs the buffs. Ganon is just fine.
what the fuck am i reading
Most likely.
I, too, am driven to throw crabs at people because I'm a manly man.
Is this about the crab? lmao
I'v seen them mostly on the lower end, but admittedly I'm not to sure on HOW bad they are.
>olimar vs snake
>"i-its not camping!"
Idiot. Ultikids like you never learn.
im absolutely done
That choke
this fag thinks women cant be violent
fucking lmao
Please refrain from posting any more hoyboys. This is a soon-to-be Olimar mirror match thread.
>Up smash into Up smash into Up air does 50 damage
>Purple Up smash kills snake at 70
What the fuck is olimar
>fetard
of course
Reminder that if it's Dabuz vs Myran, Myran will probably win because he autistically grinded and labbed the Olimar ditto.
Throwing crabs are people to assert my dominance
is that a motherfucking adventures of batman and robin on sega genesis reference
How many viewers were there during Melee gf?
also he won't let shuton get away with it
makes no sense
hbox is the most hetero top player and the most homo top player is his biggest enemy
>20 other
please name every single one
>buffing snake and lucina
Snake got more nerfed than buffed because his buff was so minor and the swordies' buff was for a literally broken move
>Also just randomly buffing a character doesn't make them any better. You need to lessen their weaknesses. Hence why sheik has gotten buffs in the 2 patches but still sucks.
That's why I specified major buffs retard. I know Sheik needs a bit of help, and she's gotten some, but need more. I never said it was perfect
Nah, Arkham City.
*throws a crab*
Hey, nothing personal, HungryBox
45k
user, are you going to end it thus?
Is this from Smashboards? Link thred pls
This game has 100 stages and people still play on this stage since Brawl, what the actual fuck is wrong with the smash community?
...
agi
why are you going through and linking this bullshit here tranny? go away
75k
oh
Why don't they ever use the battlefield version of stages? Why do they use regular old FD and Battlefield over the form changes?
>Reading through the thread
>Not a single poster knows the first thing about Smash Bros
because someone asked?
this isn't sexy at all dude
>actively going on resetera
There is no excuse for this. Stop giving attention to these deranged people.
Olimar's recovery is horrendous
is Fatality still in it if not I'm not watching
kill all faggots, trannies, and tumblrtards.
got something to do with the blast zones or something
I fucking hate animal crossing music, I'm seething all the time during ultimate tournaments
Can someone give me a rundown on resetera? I've never heard about this shit until 2 months ago when Yea Forums started hating it out of nowhere and now every day I see people posting links to it. Is this Yea Forums's new reddit? Why?
88k
i have adblock on
>pic
reminder neogaf's gay community got the e3 2014 thread on their website locked because they completely derailed it trying to dox every male nintendo employee they found attractive
SEETHING
Is there a high res version?
>heternonormative
percieved normal behavior by straight people
>aggresive masculinity
the drive of men to be aggresive when competitive
in human terms: "It's all the fault of straight males."
>Rosalina
Congrats Ally?
they asked because you posted it in the first place, go the fuck away tranny
>rosalina
haha here we go
Highest i saw was 68k
thank god it has one weakness
Snake should only be able to have one nade out
>Rosalina is bigger than Snake
wtf
PIKMIN 4
it's neofags refugee zone after they were put on blast for their mods getting caught with CP
basically gaf 2.0 and even more ass backwards
*grabs your grenade*
because the people actually playing don't give a fuck about that shit. Sometimes people do it in pools but for the most part the players don't care
I always forgive dabuz for playing olimar when he whips out the rosalina
They aren't banned, but you need to get your opponent to agree to go to a different version of BF/FD instead of the default one.
>That's 5'11" against 6 foot
Holy fuck, Coney is based
>Rosalina
Absolute madlad
He was able to beat Samsora with a surprise Rosa pick last time
here's one just for you
nobody knows this matchup lol
kek
she a tall girl
Super camp bros.
This matchup is looking legit 70-30
Literally Camp City.
Competitive Ultimate is fucking pathetic.
how many hours did i spend playing sega with you
Is he good?
HOLY FUCKING BASED
gay niggas stalling
he's not bad
so melee is dead because it turns out slow campy playstyle is better than the "melee fast" everyone was playing for ten years?
Am I the one who finds /most/ timeouts cool?
Provided it isn't puff ledge camping or whatever Sinji does
>ultimate kiddies shit talk hbox matches
>decide to watch ultimate top 8
>mfw
*spikes you*
>7 and a half feet tall
Solid upper mid/low high tier.
>empty jump towards Snake with Rosa at kill %
super dumb
SNAKE
N
A
K
E
Called it
DESTROYED
DABUZ WAS ROBBED
Snake is dummy thicc
In tournaments not really. Lucina took over as THE sword character.
She's 7'5'' tall and close to a ton
Blame snake and olimar. Literally the least hype characters in the game and we have multiple of them in this top 8.
Only if you use the original FF7 skin and not the gay AC one.
>5.5 minute match
>non-stop campfest
>"""competitive ultimate"""
>puppet character vs ranged character
>WOW WHY IS NOBODY WAVEDASHING LIKE MUH FOX AND FALCO ONLY META
>snake and olimar
YEAH DOORDASH
Then how big is snake wtf? 6'8"?
>gets buffed in the 3.0.0 patch in spite of being at the tip top of tier
thanks, sakurai.
>Snake will kill Ultimate the same way Jiggs killed Melee
I just want to watch some good smash bros
ultibabs love hbox though
>Luma jab not killing at +200%
ally's YOLO shit barely works anymore, but when it does, it REALLY fucking does
Unironically a fun matchup. Better than lucinashit.
I made a mistake thinking she couldn't get any hotter
>Top tier characters should receive no changes unless they are bad
Retard, also sakurai doesnt balance the game
>snake
>not Olimar
Bro...
Got any Rosalinas in a comfy turtleneck?
Where are the players that are actually fun to watch? Were Light, Void, Tweek, etc. all busy or something?
>shulk gets buffed every single patch
>lucina will eventually get nerfed due to success in tourneys
>by the time shulk gets figured out, development on ultimate will cease
>turns out to be a brown guy
every time
5'11
Light and Void went out before top 8
Pacman must be pushed further beyond
>Light, VoiD
Out early
>Tweek
In Japan, he won a tournament with Joker though.
There are people that actually unironically think this and you're only doing damage by validating their shitty opinions even though you're being facetious.
Yeah they were busy taking Ls in bracket.
Ally's pretty fun, honestly.
not even close
That fucking SPIKE.
>buffed
More so she and other swords got fixed. For some reason dash grabs would curl around people in the z-axis and so if a Lucina were to try to dash grab a ROB, they could be touching and the grab wouldn't hit.
Based Tweek terrorizing jap locals
Salem and Leo are fun.
But I'm not being facetious. Snake v. Olimar is one of the few Olimar matchups that isn't utter cancer.
How is no one playing Joker? Is he that bad?
Guys, come on. We all know that it's [CHARACTER I DON'T LIKE YET CAN'T PRESENT AN ARGUMENT AS TO WHY] who's ruining Smash.
user...
What's the name of this fetish? When you can see the panty lines in tight clothes.
They're playing on the previous patch.
>doesnt know
OH NO NO NO
>Hours left
RIP
That's the stuff
It's hilarious Ultibabbies shit on Melee for HBox when their top 8 is literally camp central.
Don't worry, once the 3.0 patch hits the tourney scene, all the zoning characters will be nerfed.
King K. Rab
This. All the top 3 Snakes play extremely differently. And of the 3, Ally is certainly the most crazy and YOLO. Ally goes for grenade combos and down air OOS. He's easily the most aggressive Snake.
SALEM
SALEM
SALEM
SALEM
this top 8 is honestly depressing to watch. Melee top 8 was so good too (crab aside).
I really hope Ultimate will get better than this.
>literal autistic nigger faggot is our last chance
Let's go Samsora...
Which character did Salem play before Snake?
link
Bayonetta in smash 4
>Melee top 8 was so good too (hbox aside)
FTFY
Link
Wish he'd go back his link was cool
>grenades
>c4
>utilt
>maybe dash attack or dair sometimes
wow much variety very excite finals
Incineroar is super fun but he's low tier, probably. Wii Fit Trainer is tricky but really fucking fun once you get used to her ball shenanigans and her limit break.
If you like fast characters, maybe try Fox.
Predictions on Ultimate's peak viewership? Will it beat dead game's 77k?
holy shit
Why do characters live for so fucking long in this game?
I bet they never saw it coming.
Who did coney mention?
was it just ROB in particular?
No. None of the characters in the top 8 are 'hype'.
why are you guys always so negative about every single thing that happens? just enjoy the tournament
literally struggling to keep my eyelids open
>Incineroar is super fun but he's low tier, probably. Wii Fit Trainer is tricky but really fucking fun once you get used to her ball shenanigans and her limit break.
Are you me?
recoveries are too good and too many recovery options with directional dodge in a game where edgeguarding doesn't exist
This Peach is damn good. I guess Peach is the new Fox.
They don't, Peach got barely touched by weak hitbox 12 times in a row. It's like saying that everyone survives to 900% if you play against a fox spamming laser.
c'mon man everybody enjoys shitting on things
bloods vs crips
Link can't handle the current spam-heavy meta. He had to switch.
where's /ourguy/ ESAM?
Meleefags have turned into salt elementals over the years, abandoning their humanity.
You could literally do this with any character. Of course a player would be limited by his character's moveset, and of course a good player will use the optimal tools from said moveset. Pointing out the fact that one snake uses the same tools as the other proves nothing in terms of their playstyles.
Peach is top tier, dumbass
Quadruple eliminated by Peach.
He killed himself
post yfw the only one who can beat hbox is a fucking crab
>/ourguy/
He is literally a wojak, but he is not our guy
Like they pay attention to tournaments. The dev team only listen to online shitters that can't learn how to deal with projectiles.
Why do people act like Peach is an honest character?
I'm not gonna call Incineroar high tier or anything, but watching some of Magister's games it's pretty hard for me to see him as low tier.
Smash was a mistake.
The swordie grab "buff" literally just altered the vertical offset so it wouldn't wiff on ROB when he was sheilding
Unironically this. If there isn’t a solidly top tier fast comboboar or low tier murdering everyone on stream it won’t get watched.
same
it's like jacking off but you only precum
precum for so long you end up just not cumming
What is this crab meme
I believe there were others but I only knew about ROB because I learned it first from a friend who played ROB.
Not for the panty lines and tight cloths, but that style usually appears in bimbo
Salem makes Snake entertaining when compared to MVD and Ally.
Kirby main here, all the tiny buffs mean next-to-nothing as long as he remains an air fighter with one of the slowest air speeds in the entire game.
Also the Diddy and K. Rool buffs are extremely minimal and aren't going to change their viability in the slightest.
a guy threw an actual crab at hbox after he won
Someone threw a raw crab at Juandissimo after he won Melee grand finals.
I can't decide on who I hate the most.
Esam, Marrs, or Myran. All three incredibly insufferable.
snake needs cooldown timer on grenades
The line between low tier and tier is pretty blurry in this game, honestly. I think Incineroar has potential. It's nice to see that this Smash Bros has so many viable heavies.
because she has the second highest skill ceiling in the game behind pac chads
*sip*
Yenesis 2...
u wot? It's literally the opposite. Ally and MVD have aggressive Snakes, but Salem just camps the whole time.
Do you think we will see a rise of Wii Fit mains after 3.0?
Why is the dev team so scared to buff characters? All the buffs in the patches so far have been minimal as fuck.
Press N to keep Salem alive.
It's called having good taste.
The Melee fanbase really is pathetic beyond belief.
Can I get an update on Leffen's current size?
its possible, 14 seconds of deep breathing is scary
They just need any one of the following:
>One grenade only (much like diddy's bananas)
>smaller explosion hitboxes
>cannot detonate them while they're being held (unless their timer goes off)
Marss plays interesting characters at least.
>Axe/Amsa/Wizzy will never win a supermajor in your lifetime
How do I cope with this.
This faggot is driving me insane, his streams suck and everyone in the world knows he'll be back to playing Melee eventually
This, Ally is a fucking madman.
now that was a töurnament, my bröther
Did he even enter?
*throw a crabs*
What is with this game that drives such fanatism?
No, but he sure does like to complain about the venue, the hype and the players anyway.
why does his can say nigger
NIG
I'm bored of all this snake spam fest, 3.0 will hit him down a tier or two, right?
Atomic leff
>retard literally sat there with a raw crab festering for hours for that moment
Good thing it was melee so no one could sniff it out
Ever seen what hardcore sports fans are like? Its not much different.
Salem was right
Samsora looks so calm.
Do people really consider this Snake gameplay camping? Cuz it really isn't
He was in this tourney, got knocked out by leo, top 16 I think
Why do the top Ultimate players have such shitty personalities?
Myran, Marss, my god, cancer.
Detected at the LHC, but was mistaken for the Higgs Boson
The only sus thing Marss did was the coaching shit, he's had some of the coolest moments
ESAM is overconfident and talks to much but that's whatever
Myran is actually a douche
>people claim the patch is trash and think Nintendo is nerfing the wrong thing
>top 8 is spam and more spam
Faggy zoomer generation
Why do all the Peach players I see in Ultimate always seem to waste stitchfaces? They're so good.
>melee dead
>ultimate looks like shit
just kill smash already
Why are black people so good at Smash?
Because Leffen and Hbox are epitome of grace and serenity?
All FGC cucks are cancer
Nairo has the best personality of all the top Ultimate players but he's just not top tier material. He always ends up in the lower spectrum of the top 8.
damn samsora went balls deep
Why is Smash so boring? You're just running around spamming either grab into one shitty follow up or random aerial attacks. So much fucking downtime in this game and such small damage output, it takes 15 fucking minutes per set...
Oh, boy. You are right. Damn.
Esam is trash, but he keeps that outside of the game so you never notice unless you do the mistake of following smash drama. Also everyone bullies him because his fiancee is literally a whore
Salem plays more campy, MVD is hyper offensive and Ally is more balanced and switches between defensive and offensive.
Black people make up much less of top smash players than Japanese and Latinos.
p-project m
watch Melee bro
Riveting gameplay
Anyone wanna netplay melee? 5.9
Explain to me how 55 fucking thousand people are watching this absolute gore on stream right now, I cannot believe a fighting game can be so boring
HBox's personality isn't anywhere near as bad as Myran or Marss's.
Leffen is at least entertaining. He's a good bad guy.
faggot mods
Why?
salem just womt stay down
How early did Cosmos scrub out?
Samsora always chokes game 5 vs. Snake :(
I
FUCKING
LOVE
POKEMON
STAGES
inb4 mods say "discussion belongs on /vg/ and not the board for video games" or some shit
there is no reason for any smash have to not have 5 minute matches
any arguments against this are perpetuated by brainlet retards who don't play other fighting games
someone make a new thread
because mario can punch pikachu
...
FUUUCK I JUST WANT THIS SET RO END
You are unironically too low IQ to appreciate what's happening.
I'll take Pokemon over Animal Crossing any day.
Cosmos isn't here. He's partying in Japan with Tweek.
>people still defend snake mains
show yourself
holy shit im losing fucking chromosomes watching salem play snake
>samsora touches salem's snake
>"WOOUHUHUH IM UP HERE NOW "
Poor sam is gonna have to play against at least 2 more snakes.