What will happen to Yea Forums when Steve gets revealed
What will happen to Yea Forums when Steve gets revealed
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Same as Ridley
Things go through a meltdown for two hours and then everything just goes back to normal after people get bored
Yea Forums will have a meltdown, especially social media like with Ridley. Although this apply to Sans as well.
Reminder that Steve is so rent free inside banjoke’s heads that they make Twitter accounts about him
Right, what this guy said.
Might not even be two hours. Most people don't make a big deal about Mii Costumes.
How does that nigger have 95 followers, does anyone take him seriously
Actually, the guy behind that Twitter account is a member of the Steveposting server in discord, he is trying to make Banjofags look bad.
I will admit I was wrong and be humble about it. Will I be mad... yes, but no point in pissing in someones cherrioes over it.
People still cry about Incineroar to this day, I don't think it would be any different with Steve
I'm more concerned about what Banjofags will do afterwards
Both Banjo and "Stevefags" are both equally terrible so I assume Yea Forums would be unusable for at least a week due to their shittiness. Why did it have to come to this, where Smash discussion is now just BTFOing as an entire culture on Yea Forums?
Get outta here you bot. This is a conversation about the reaction of a character getting in. Not about who is getting in.
But, I do agree with you.
The Battletoads posting trend is no better. You're trying to join in on the shitflinging while posturing yourself as above it.
Can confirm, had this saved before blockheads purged me.
BASED OTISCHAD OF FACTS AND LOGIC
They could literally announce a piece of shit with 1 hand and it would be the same. No matter what smash related shit happens, it gets a sticky and Yea Forums is unusable for the next 3 days.
Oh yea, this guy is also from the discord.
Everyone in here is pretty much from the banjo discord. They all like Battletoads and DMC too. Its the same sad circlejerking of bad characters
Nope this is his alt account
Steve and anti banjo*
Banjofags use discord as an escape goat
>Actually, the guy behind that Twitter account is a member of the Steveposting server in discord, he is trying to make Banjofags look bad.
Typical Banjoid has to lie to make himself feel better. Sad!
Got a link to that Banjo discord
it's true though
>Same as Ridley
>Thinking the based as fuck purple space xenomorph pterodactyl hyped up for 19 years is comparable to the meme that only came up last year thanks to muh "insiders"
Get dabbed on faggot
It doesn’t even line up, the account was created in March and he told me his main, pic related Steve lives inside Banjofags rent free
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Ridley was seen as a meme and Steve is seen as a meme as well
I mistyped, its a Steve discord where they shit fling at banjo and praise Doom/ dmv / battletoads.
we will get one day closer to you faggots shutting the fuck up about a kids party game
>Ridley was seen as a meme
Because he earned that status because millions wanted him, and was denied by Sakurai for years, and detractors thought they had it all.
Steve is literally something NO ONE wanted or legitimately asked for outside of 9 year olds by Smash 4 time and now is the Yea Forums shitposting fuel only for shitposting purposes, with the only few who actually want him being the same 9 year olds just now old enough to post on Yea Forums
They don't work for me
>Banjofags falseflagging as lizardchads again
Here we go again...
obligatory baste
shut up nigger
See
Notice how in his post, Banjo wasn’t even brought up? Besides, the reptile duo never included a third character
Hi. I'm a K.Rool Main. I'd rather have Banjo in.
Banjo is fine cause he didn't force his way into the duo of Never Evers.
Unlike Steve.
>Banjofags hiding behind K. Rool and Ridley
Fuck Rosterfags. Get jiggin’ y’all
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DISCORD SMASHBOARDS
DIRTY WHORES WITH ANAL SORES
COPEN’ AND SEETHN’
FOR BANJO AND STEVE IN
TOXIC MOCKIN’
BEING LITTLE BITCHES
GET DECONFIRMED WITH OUR SIDES IN STICHES
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Shittin’ blitzin’
Throwing your fits in
Every smash thread
That you seeth and bitch in
crying for blocks and
your bears and birds
While ya lube your cock
dreaming nairs like nerds
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DISCORD SMASHBOARDS
DIRTY WHORES WITH ANAL SORES
COPEN’ AND SEETHN’
FOR BANJO AND STEVE IN
TOXIC MOCKIN’
BEING LITTLE BITCHES
GET DECONFIRMED WITH OUR SIDES IN STICHES
Banjofags are now saying that he’s the third “never ever” like Genofags were a couple months ago
This is who Banjofags worship
No they're not. The Stevefags are saying it.
And the stevefags use a fucking model made by a diaper furry transexual.
Yeah they fucking are
Glad you agree the Stevefags are falseflagging and you fell for it. Banjo Supporters aren't even on the board anymore. It's all Stevefags doing mental gymnastics and screaming at each other.
Banjofags are obsessed with Steve that they make Twitter accounts to circlejerk their hateboner
Do you know how many never Evers there are? Many. Rool and Ridley were among two of many to get in, another would make a third, but also keep in mind
Stevefags have four discord dedicated to seeing threads they don't like and making 'le epic funni steve images'.
Banjo supporters left and the ones that stayed became deluded
Nah, some of us are still here, rooting for everyone in our own ways.
A lot of us wanna see Crash or Goemon get in.
i mean, thats basically the reason i dont expect steve. yes people recognize him, but they dont think of him when they think minecraft
The point is that Steve getting in would just be a repeat of the Ridley fallout
It'll last a few hours and then things will fade out
He’s the main character
in 2019 more kids know who steve is than mario
That you can literally replace with any skin. Including skins of more famous video game characters. Infact, Nintendo promotes using their skins over Steve.
Says?
Putting your own page on Know Your Meme for your 'creepy steve' render isn't a meme.
Wow he’s still the main character google it
Bomberman's a main character too.
Guess he's DLC.
Mind explaining this, Banjoke and Cuckzooie fags?
Steve is way more popular then literal who Muslim
>not the main character in the upcoming movie
>not the main character in the other games
>dirt block has more merchandise
Then why wasn't minecraft in the base game like Vergeben promised?
Yeah, easy.
Vergeben was told Minecraft would be repped.
Not as a character
As a boss.
And it never happened.
No Steve
Cope and Seethe.
>Then why wasn't minecraft in the base game like Vergeben promised?
Why isn't Joker in the base game? Checkmate, Banjigger.
didn't some insiders that support Steve quit the smash scene, also Minecraft isn't the only one missing gaming representation, Resident Evil, Dragon Quest, Ninja Gaiden, Double dragon, Hell Tetris, one of the biggest games series, only got two songs
And you still prematurely celebrated when vergeben mentioned two zeldas: Links Awakening and Cadence
>inb4 muh no links awakening
He mentioned it in a previous post, and recently said his source mixed the announcement dates
Vergeben never said Joker was in the base game
You'd think someone from a popular game like Minecraft would have been a shoe in for Smash 4 since it was so well known.
His 'sources' also said Minecraft was in the base game
And it's very easy to edit your own posts on Gamefaqs.
He literally said a 3D top down Zelda, and Cadence wasn't it.
Stop defending a known liar.
>Stevecucks still can’t accept that Virginbitch, Shitagi, and Xenofag were duped by a hoax leak
>Stevecucks are trying to find excuses to dismiss a fucking Senior Editor who would know about him in Smash and would be under NDA even if it was nonchalanty
>Steve degenerates have a discord to find anyway to shut down anything related to Banjo, to the point of pretending to be an Anti-Steve twitter to make them look bad
It’s over
He’s coming
You can’t stop him
He’s grizzly
And he’s got a Kazoo
>implying we didn’t have to wait for several years when the time was right
The steve false flaggers or blockheads as i like to call them and are not real fans of steve.I dont care who you want in smash and honestly think steve and banjo both could get in.
Dude,stop using basedtoads to hate on other peoples choices.The point is to make fun of people who hate on others choices
This but half ironically
Good luck freind!
Who knows maybe block heads made that to...
Thanks for outing your self out as a fake fan,only fake steve fans use the blockhead fake steve render
Oh my god faggots stop arguing its a fucking childrens game
Based.
BASED.
JESUS CHRIST FAGGOTS SHUT UP
Actually steve was included in a recent official poll on who would you want to go on a road trip with,nintendo thinks he has personality
The guy who did it was artichoke who actually dislikes the meme and steve.
Fake fan detected
Jesus christ your both homosexuals
>inb4 that one retard who replys to every post
It needs repeating, nobody cared about Minecraft in smash until insiders told them about it
That’s the only reason anybody would even think about it.
>Vergeben didn't even know Joker was showing up
>Said, with 100% confidence, Minecraft would have an Assist Trophy
>then changed it to a boss
>When the boss data mine exposing Beast Ganon, Marx, Dracula and Rathalos was leaked, he said the Boss would be in Patch 1 DLC
>it never was.
>what is E3
>100% confidence
>so that means it can never show up
>Aubrey’s job is promote shit on social media she’s at the bottom of the ladder
>Xenother and Hitagi still believe Steve
You’re retired character isn’t making it in
He was also 100% confident that the new Legend of Zelda for Switch would not be related to Link's Awakening.
Surprise. It was Link's Awakening.
And then he backpedal'd and said:
"I mean the other one."
Oh. You mean like he said SquareEnix would be the first one to announce DLC at E3? And it was Joker?
Oh no~ More lies from him
That wa athe VGa’s The vgas
People did want Steve but were shut down quickly
Man, remember when Crash and Spyro had no future, and now getting games again?
Oh. And the fact the Senior Manager of Mojang said Steve isn't in.
I'm sorry but that is the funniest possible shit
Steve literally has no personality.
He has less then Mario.
Didn't she say it was just her opinion?
>Rare shut down any possible future for a remake very quickly
>Opinions don’t break NDA
>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! STEVE ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!!
“No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Steve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Based porky bro exposing blockheads
Cause anything Cadence and Crypt of the Necrodancer would be also rythem related.
Steve's not in.
Neither is Banjo
where the fuck was Jack Frost in the Mementos stage?
Nintendo literally disagrees.
Also game and watch,rob,wii fit trainer,and piranha plant would like you to sit down
She did on Twitter
Oh hey, you literally ticked all the boxes to being a gyrating faggot.
>Cope and Seethe
>Grinch Leak boogieman
>Hitagi (who gave up on Steve.)
>7chan and 5Channel leaks (proven false)
>"No!"
It's not like Vergeben has been wrong before. I mean, he 'knew about Joker and Pirahna Plant but didn't want to spoil the surprise' despite being an attention whore who's only purpose is to spoil surprises? That's what Leakers do.
Hitagi didn’t give up on Steve and your responding to a copypasta
Game and Watch has more personality then Steve.
ROB did too, if you played Brawl
Wii Fit Trainer literally is 'HEALTH AND FITNESS' personified.
Piranha Plants have personalities if you played the games past World.
But you wouldn't know that. You don't play video games. You just come to Yea Forums to screech about liking a character and not liking a character.
Cept they did. They literally bailed on Steve. Guess why? Cause Vergeben's predictions were wrong about Minecraft.
They didn’t bail on Steve dumbass
Stevey Stevey
Cope and Seethey
Now that Vergeben's left the buildin',
Your hopes and dreams are quickly wiltin'.
You thrash, you slash, you claw and dig.
Cause you've been blown out by the Cubivore pig.
And now that Vergebens credibility is shakening.
Links Awakening has got you Quakening.
"We've got pandas! We've got raids!"
Post alpha Minecraft gives me AIDS.
Notch sits out with his erection.
A proof of concept with no direction.
New developers add pointless fluff.
Now everyone's a Fortnight buff.
An alpha asset Notch was too lazy to alter
"W-We'll call it a mascot" he said with a falter.
And that's how this abortion,
Came to be a portion of Smash discoursin'
And now he has an anger rash,
Because he knows his game is trash
So Seethey, Stevey.
Because you'll soon be leavey.
Oh poor delusional soul.
hee ho!
I don't really care if he's added or not. I just don't want to see that annoying Creepy Steve model again. It makes me seethe on a spiritual level.
>Persona's Stage will have jackfrost
>no jackfrost
>not even a spirit
Gee, it's like...Steve leakers are always wrong.
Show me proof
Look at any post made by Hitagi on gamefaqs.
Except...no?
What kind of RIVETING FIGHTING GAME tracks would they add in from minecraft anyways
The slow piano music.
OH HI STEVE. WANNA PLAY THE NEW DIGIMON GAME?
>fanmade music in Smash
Ooooh lord, you're serious, aren't you?
No Banjo OC will ever reach this amount of Kino
This is best we have
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Steveposting is just a front for asspained characterfags who's most wanted is second bananas or already got passed over for one reason or another, and want to vent their asspain but not put their most wanted character in the line of fire. Because they couldn't at all handle their most wanted getting shit on as hard as they shit on everyone else's.
They want Banjo to lose because they want the more popular/likely option that they're most wanted is "competing" with to lose as well. Because the best they can hope for is a proxy victory. They know they can't get their character so they desire to metaphorically slap the ball out of somebody else's hands to cope.
Cowardice, asspain, and jealousy are the defining traits of the refusteve.
Cause Grant Kirkhope's music was perfect as is and would sound baller done by the Smash Orchestra. Since, you know, his music was used for Mario and Rabbids.
Aubrey is a SENIOR MANAGER
Even if she directly doesn’t do anything
It’s not in her best interest or the fucking companies to start shit talking the idea of Steve in smash
>Banjofags saving OC of themselves getting btfo
This isn't healthy user
And I hate to admit, but several banjofags/roolfags/genofags, etc have done it, solely because shitposting is all some of us know what to do.
>Implying Rare has to be the ones to do it
Killer Instinct
K Rool shitposting only because a thing because Ashley started it because HURR DURR WARIOWARE GOLD MEANS SHE’S IN
And Banjo shitposting is literally the same exact situation against Steve fags
Smash also has remixes,and some fans made some good ones in smash style
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I remember seeing a chart determining the level of assblasting each reveal would be, and that the one that permanently shut down Yea Forums forever would be horse show
>shitposting is all some of us know what to do
This could be a banner all on its own.
People leaning on the third party with future quote Ian literally the same idea as leaning on the Ridley is too big quote
It’s an old quote that doesn’t mean anything compared to now
who is horse show
Holy fuck it's like banjofags belive steveposting is more than making fun of rosterfags
I want Steve or Sans so you faggots would shut up about your literally who's not getting in
I see you saw through my plan. And now, you must be silenced.
That aside, Steve's at least been funny for the shitposters, and him getting in would make the entire board an absolute spectacle to behold for an hour or two after a theoretical Steve announcement. Banjo, however, does absolutely nothing for me since was a Playstation kid and not a Nintendo one.
Steve was leakbait. He isn't getting in.
you are, horse dick
Doesn't Sakurai always change his mind with things like this anyway?
If I'm thinking of the right interview that quote is literally surrounded by outdated rules
Huh? Funny, I swear those were Banjo threa... OH YEAH! Those are the Steve one's that have the crinkle-fetished furry do those shitty artworks.
>escape goat
Go back, phoneposter.
Hey, that guy is chill. Sure, he was salty over the grinch leak being fake. But he's just getting his opinion out there. We all have biases and it's sometimes difficult. But honestly, I'm OK with any character. But the Steve fans are annoying as hell...