Tfw you’re approaching 50 with no wife or kids and play video games all day long

>tfw you’re approaching 50 with no wife or kids and play video games all day long

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living the good life

this dude is 44 years old? what the fuck

hes still such a fat fuck after so many years. How do people still defend this faggot?

>hmm funds are running low
>time for another divorce video

Having a small collection of arcade cabinets would be pretty cool, if you actually have friends who come over. I wonder what that's like.

How do I approach death faster, lads

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What a fucking genius. Good for him.

Doesn't bother me one bit. When you're crippled, no woman wants a piece of that action. Employers take one look at you, smile, give you a nice interview (if it even gets that far) and then hires some normie because, you know... Mobility! Even the state can figure it out to the point where they just give you money because they know you can't find any meaningful work. And they give you an apartment in an old person facility because, fuck it, you're the same as an old person, right? Old people are crippled, just like you? Because I enjoy waking and finding that my neighbor has died or some guy down the hallway has died or some shit like that.

So, yeah, I live on disability, I'm getting old & I waste my time on Yea Forums and play games. So long as I keep my apartment clean for inspections, I'll be good for the next 25+ years. The market is right down the street, the old person van goes there twice a day... I figure that I've been functionally retired now for about 10+ years at this point.

How's your Easter going so far?

Could have sworn he was fatter than that. Is he holding his breath in or something?

sounds like a dreamlife

God I wish that was me

>30 years old
>wife is having baby tomorrow
I probably won't get to play video games again until my son is old enough to play them with me, assuming he will even like video games, which he probably won't, because I like video games and he'll know I'm a loser, so he'll avoid them and play sports or something.

literal racism

Not only do I have a wife, I just had sex. And best part is since she's baren I creampie that shit more than Yea Forums's collective degenerate cuckfantasies.

Going to disney this christmas. It's a good year.

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every fast food joint is closed so I am fasting today. happy easter senpai.

Stimulate your child's growth plates early so he doesn't become a manlet

You’ll just have to sneak it occasionally, if you have time. Does the missus disapprove? My girlfriend says she doesn’t, but......

>english making fun of jocks
>racism

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>Does the missus disapprove? My girlfriend says she doesn’t
You picked the wrong one

>tfw you’re approaching 50 with no wife, kids, friends, or any one that loves you and play video games all day long
>coworkers say their good morning and byes to you and avoid you inbetween those.
>eat in the bathroom more than five times

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Scots aren't even human though.

I thought he was being sincere until the part with the deep fryer kicked in, then I laughed.

>implying this is a bad life

that mc bolognese is a hatecrime against italians

That's what the whites should be doing.

What a fat disgusting ugly piece of shit. No wonder his wife left him for a nigger.

>Richard Hammond/Top Gear banter is now racism

Fuck off back to retardera

9.8m/ss

I'm 34, have a wife and two kids. Wish I had more time for games but when a release comes out I'm hyped for like sekiro my wife will take the kids and make sure I get some alone tike to play. If she's in a good mood she'll make me a batch of pineapple stuffing to binge on while I play

>Does the missus disapprove?
Not really. She doesn't really like video games, but she isn't trying to throw out my collection or smash my computer over it. When she makes fun of me for playing video games, I make fun of her for watching Grey's Anatomy.

>he's never seen a deep fried mars bar

This isnt real right?

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reminder to exercise and eat healthy

Is he still getting teenagers escorts to hang out with him?

lmao just get a desk job

He would look so much better if he stopped dressing like a gross person, and fucking shaved for once in his life.

Does your wife’s boyfriend support your gaming lifestyle?

fat people have neckbeards to hide their weak jaws and double chins.

>Had a girlfriend for six years
>Childhood friend meme I've known for almsot 20
>Done everything together
>She cheated on me for almost a year and a half
>Threw her out, had to shut someone out of my life who has always been there through thick and thin
>Used the money I was saving for our marriage to buy a house, some dogs, and a brand new PC
>Been living like a shut-in since, only leave for work and school

I just don't care anymore. vidya forever

Lol gimp

I know, but shaving it would make them look so much cleaner, even if it would make their girth more obvious. Everyone already knows you have one, hiding it under sloppy facial hair makes it worse.

can we get a Soul-boogies old gross teeth, souless-boogies new teeth edit plz?

yeah, nothing wrong with some good ole baked pasta but what the fuck, deep fried sounds like a stretch

F user
remember to ignore her if she tries coming back to you

>tfw gf hates videogames and starts nagging me if i play a game for 5 minutes on my phone
I dont play games much but its a bit aggravating
Maybe if i showed her something different that shed like since i don't think she really knows anything about videogames beyond seeing people play mobiletrash

Damn, that must have fucking hurt.

>>Used the money I was saving for our marriage to buy a house, some dogs, and a brand new PC
much better use of the money desu. If you bought it outright even better.

Please don't ever ever get back to her. Once a cheater always a cheater

>Threw her out, had to shut someone out of my life who has always been there through thick and thin
>Used the money I was saving for our marriage to buy a house, some dogs, and a brand new PC
You did good.
Be thankful that this happened BEFORE marriage or else the backstabbing faithless thot could've potentially had half of your shit.

One advice,
NEVER forgive her - especially if she cheated on you with someone you know (in which case never forgive either of them)

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