Nintendo Direct 5/2/19

I'll just leave this here. Agree or disagree, I don't really care. By the way, spoilers for the next Direct.

The video opens up on a giant tower, the Nintendo Land theme playing slowly. The camera keeps going up to show the tower in the middle of Nintendo Land. Giant text pops up, Nintendo Land 2, coming December.

Switch headlines.

Mario and Sonic at the 2020 Olympic Games. Characters and events are revealed. Story mode is revealed. Release date is January 2020.

Paper Mario: Crumpled Catastrophe. Gameplay is a mix of classic Paper Mario with stickers as items. Amiibo support is revealed and will be released through 2020. Release date is August 2019.

Rhythm Heaven: Ultrasound. Just Rhythm Heaven for Switch. Not much is different other than some new games so far. Release date is Spring 2020.

The Wonderful 101. It's a port with some new missions. Release date is September 2019.

Metroid Prime Trilogy. Again, just a port. Release date is November 2019.

Super Mario Maker 2. Just a trailer showing off 4-player support and the release date. Release date is June 21st.

Cooking Mama: Fried Up! Free Nintendo Switch Online game. Shows off a fast food power up that speeds up your cooking. Release date is the same day as the direct.

Chibi-Robo. Just a port of Chibi-Robo with Amiibo support. Release date is July 2019.

Freakyforms 2. I'll be honest, I don't know much about the first game. You make your own characters and do tasks across a world, with a decent story mode. Release date is August 16th.

Bayonetta 3. Jeanne is a playable character. A big story point is Bayonetta supposedly being dead but there's gameplay of her. Release date is Summer 2020.

DLC for Super Mario Odyssey. Comet Observatory and Yoshi's Island are new kingdoms. Yoshi suit, Donkey Kong suit, and painter suit are all DLC.

Can't post the rest right now. Will post later. Ask questions and I will answer.

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HEY HEY HEY
OP IS SUPER FUCKING GAY

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I genuinely dont think you've ever seen a Nintendo direct if you think they're reveals after reveals instead of reveals and new information on games we already know about.

Also:
>painter outfit for dlc
>when there's already one

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Okay, I'm back.

Sorry for the confusion about the Painter outfit. I screwed up, I meant to say Shadow Mario.

Here's the rest of the info:

Tomodachi Life. Just a port of the 3DS game onto Switch. Personally, I don't know why they did this instead of a sequel. Release date is July 12th.

Nintendogs and Friends: On The Go. Lots of new breeds of dogs and cats. Some new pets are added. Release date is November 2019 as well.

The direct ends, but there's one more surprise.

The camera fades to the ground of a city. Porky's theme plays in the background. The video starts glitching out, after being impaled. Giant text pops up, saying EARTHBOUND: AFTERSTORY. Game is Mother 3 remade from the ground up. No release date is given.

Feb 5th has passed mate

I'll just leave this here. Agree or disagree, I don't really care. By the way, spoilers for the next Direct.

Reggie comes out and starts taking a big fat shit, not even talking just sweating like a fucking pig trying to push out a huge turd. after 17 minutes the entire floor is covered with reggies shit.

reggie starts writing in the shit with his finger, the first thing he spells out is "fuck niggers" and you hear mario in the background saying "i aknow what thata means!" and a trailer for mario kart 9 is shown
next up miyamoto gets up and starts punching reggies shit pile, even reggie is stunned and wondering what the fuck hes doing. after about a minute he covers his face with reggies doo doo and announces a remake of mario party, the one with the cowboy on the cover. nobody cares cuz they're all the fucking same but this one has a fucking cowboy on the cover so that makes it the best one

on the the next game and reggie starts chugging an entire bottle of makers mark. reggie announces that in combination beam suntory holdings they're making a new battletoads. half way through the presentation reggie is informed that they don't actually hold the IP anymore and now nintendo is facing a massive lawsuit.

the final game shown is a brand new iP from nintendo, developed by platinum games called "another fucking boring hack n slash from kayima still using the battle system from bayonetta in 2019". you cant really hear anything in the trailer because miyamoto and reggie are louding eating clumps of shit and commenting onthe flavor like its some expensive wine tasting event

also my dad gets announced as the next smash character

>The camera fades to the ground of a city. Porky's theme plays in the background. The video starts glitching out, after being impaled. Giant text pops up, saying EARTHBOUND: AFTERSTORY. Game is Mother 3 remade from the ground up.

give me one reason to believe you and the whole "leak"

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ALSO I LOVE MT DEWW

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