Hol up, what the fuck was this story even about? Local monkey accidently discovers secret ancient plot by alien gods to assimilate the planet while he was just trying to fuck a hot teen, decides to take care of business everyone clapped?
The designs are spot on but i cant help but feel the writers of this one threw darts at a board and choose whatever.
FF9 is just a terrible game. Exploring towns is terrible. Combat is ultra mega ass. Story is trying too hard to be an edgier version of old FF.
FF4, FF6, FF7, FF10, FF12 are all better.
agreed
>There is only one kingdom of animals and it's exclusively rats
Where do all the animals come from? They seem to be so few in number. How do they procreate? Are they on the verge of extinction like Quinne?
Like oh no dude is manipulating dumb fat queen but I'm wondering about my nigga hippo kid. Where is his dad? Where are the other hippos? Is he doomed to be an incel? Can he only procreate by fucking his mom?
He obviously sucked at being a thief so he needed another goal in life.
The weird thing is as well its plain sailing RIGHT up until the end. I hear people finish this game at lv 40 but my cast of lv 50s were getting their fucking shit pushed in at the final disc.
No, dumb dumb, the plot is that the local monkey found out space aliens brought about the political collapse of the world in order to body jack everyone while he was trying to smash a princess.
Also Freya was there.
Are you pressing the controller's buttons?
Even the gnomes/dwarves complain that the young just ain't fucking these days. FFIX, despite being about love is pretty fucking sexless. No one ever says the magic words, not Zidane, garnet, nor Stiener or Beatrix. In fact only Vivi of all people has kids, and fuck knows how.
Yep. Was still getting one shotted by shit though. Kept getting caught in traps where i would ressurect party members only for the enemy to immediatly use earthquake or some shit and wipe everyone out again. I finished it still. Last boss is just some fucking jojo cop out.
>completely missed the plot when I was playing it years and years ago
>replay it again recently
>missed it again
>only learned about the story when I looked up some things
I have no idea how this happened.
How the fuck were you that weak at level 50?
Did you understand how to equip abilities and learn to use passive buffs to avoid instant kills?
Did you learn to use Stiener to fuck everyone's shit up?
>game release
>mom comes in
>Eiko
>"is this little girl naked?"
>"why am i buying you these devil games"
>walks out yelling and crying that her son is a pedophile
Yes but bone of that shit works when an end game boss decides to take 4 turns in a row and despite all the equipped abilities his earthdickshock or whatever does 2000+ damage to everyone who at lv 50 has a maximum of about 4500HP
How the fuck does Eiko look "naked"?
The section between the yellow is skin tone and does not appear to be material.
Skin-color clothing just at the right place. Some promo material made it look particularly convincing.
The combat is so stupid
Its a bright peach color though.
Monkey finds out he is the angel of death by aliens who wanted to steal the life juice of the planet and cycle in their own life juice. The tree was the life juice filter, with the mist around us being the life juice that got filtered. Kuja was bought to bring death to speed up the cycle of juicing but when he found out he was going to die, he decided to destroy everything and the life juice crystal, which bought out Death, so you beat death, Kuja tp's you out and then you go back to save him before he dies
>Garnet also had a retarded horn on her forehead before Bhrane ordered its removal
think Zidane would have still thought Garnet hot if she had that fucking boner dick shit sticking out of her head?
FF9 is actually vivi's story.
>Monkey finds out he is the angel of death by aliens
I couldn't BELIEVE they were going to do the whole "im actually the bad guy everyone, so stay away from me before i decide to nuke the planet all of a sudden" shit they did with Cloud in VII. Thank fuck they all told Zidane he was being a fucking retard and i didn't have to watch that bs happen again.
The story is about death you dipshit.
My first sex dream was about her.
What's it like to be both gay and retarded?
It's more suggestive in the official art.
A bunch of characters confront questions about the meaning of life in a theatrical presentation that revives classic FF concepts, and reject the notion that power or worse, meaninglessness, are all that there is.
comfiest FF