Hacking Your Nintendo Switch Is Now Punishable With Jail Time In Japan

Imagine actually believing this.

>eshop closes
>can't redownload anything
>switch corrupts and all your digital games are gone forever.

Daily reminder you can still download your games on PSP, which came out in 2004

How's that censorship going for ya kiddo?

Same, but with their panties instead of their dresses for me.

How easy is it to hack anyways?
Bought one last Summer and still really haven't touched it.

lol what censorship? The government doesn't give a fuck about video games.

Shit, there is a freeshop now, nice.

Government isn't the only one that censor media

>1990s japan
>buy VCR
>fuck with it till the motor runs backwards and plays all videos in reverse
>knock knock

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It’s all good until you hit your 100GB data cap

censorship of what?

you're thinking of Canada, eurocuck. Most places in the USA don't have a data cap.

They won't, the video game industry there has the government by the balls.
Renting games has been illegal there since the 80s so you can't rent a game and copy it, yet renting CDs is perfectly acceptable. Nintendo is also responsible for making computer code subject to copyright laws there.

Everything there has the government by the balls, Japan is honestly doomed and need to be born a new. NUKE THEM AGAIN

How will the Switch know to call the police?

What a load of crap. It's only jailtime for people commercializing things like save editors (which should never have been a thing in the first place). You can still do homebrew shit with the console as long as everything's free.

>buy hardware
>go to jail for playing with your own property

ppl like you will buy a living animal as a pet and then abuse it and use the same line when ppl call you out for it

Absolutely and equivocally based

Just like the time when Nintendo tried to ban the Game Genie. I don't know why people support this trash company till now.

>if you get caught
How do you even get caught for modding your switch?

Absolute state of Japan.

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holy based

What did you expect from console with police light colors?

More like Nintendo Snitch.

Good thing I bought the grey one, I knew something was off with those colors.

>get caught with an entire harddrive of child porn in Japan
a small fine and maaaaaaybe some community service
>get caught with custom firmware on a video game console that you bought
FUCK YOU GO TO JAIL YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE

Is it too late to nuke japan again?

good. Fuck hackers. Pay for your goddamn games

>A machine is a living being with rights

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The Nintendo Switch is going to get a three-month timer, after which it bricks itself
You can avoid that by having it periodically checked up on official Nintendo stores

If any trace of modding and/or hacking is detected, the Nintendo Gestapo will come to your house and Unit-731 your body

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>hacking your belongings is illegal
>looking at lewd cartoons is illegal
>you have no rights to your digital belongings
Where did it all go so wrong?

It's fine. My lawyer will raise an objection in court and explain the difference between piracy and theft to the bald judge with grey beard. At the end, there will be confetti and cheering as I walk out of the courtroom.

If Nintendo really wants to win this fight, all they have to do is release a mobile/desktop OS based Switch alternative. The Switch has special qualities as a portable homebrew machine that can be immediately docked to a TV, so they should capitalize on that. Just remove the need to hack a Switch altogether.

Hear that Nintendo? Make a Not-Switch where I can play and install whatever the fuck I want. It won't be a perfect fix, but it's the biggest dent you'll be able to make without forcing governments to eventually go 1984.

This is your country on capitalism

So does that justifies Nintendo is a corrupt company despite the welcoming exterior

>Unit-734

Call me whatever you want, but I've never heard of this until now. Now I must watch like 2 hours of content on this. Thanks user

If only Japan took war crimes as seriously as they take piracy.

>Thinking you own anything these days with EULAs out the ass

You are going to be lucky to even own your own genetic code in the next decade with how dystopic the future is.

You have to go back

Oh how I love Yea Forums and their reading comprehention. Law about banning cheating and unfair advantage in video games (like multiplayer cheating) and they fucking whine about cfw and start Nintendo bashing even tho it has nothing to do with that company....

>compare with living things

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DAAAYTONAAAAAAA

damn when anons said nintendo rules japan I thought they were memeing

>Just bought Katan Zero and cuphead
>Dragons Dogma next week
>REsident evil remake and Resident evil zero few months from now

So we can ALL admit switch is the new vita
>inb4 muh ports
Implying most of the old heads and PC fags on Yea Forums like all these new sjw braidead movies gmes that infest the gaming community.

Sure we may have to rebuy these games,but lets be honest most of us would rather play all the game we grew up with during the ps2 NES era that play these trahy ass AAA movie shit that plague the modern industry.
Nintendo is the only developers keeping gaming fun and alive as far as im concerend.
My ps2 is covered in fucking dust and last thin i played was sekiro and it still wasn't enough for me to clean the damn thing off.

Nintendo understands the value of the switch which is obviously why they are going thru so much effort to protect it

This is old news
They passed that law like last year

>posts 3 month old news
Kek

Any Switch post June 2018
Nothing you’re fucked by a silent revision

Love to see piratefags coping ITT.
>WTF WE'RE JUST STEALING GAMES WHY ARE WE GETTING PUNISHED

Assuming your internet isn't WPA2 encrypted.

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Ironic shitposting is just shitposting

Pretty certain that's the case in most countries already. Copyrighted software modification is illegal, so is reverse-engineering, so is bypassing any form of anti-piracy measure etc. Nobody ever gets jailed for that however.

>buy product
>get arrested for using product
???

Don't modify my MIT Nigger software :

Because Japan is awful

>Buy PC
>Download CP
>Get arrested
WTF I WAS JUST USING MY PRODUCT????

What a shitty post, you literally have no argument.

>Japan
>bas-

OHNONONONONO

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FPBP
BASED AND BASEDPILLED

What?

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DO YOU RETARDS UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS FAKE?

>implying Yea Forums does anything but read the URL

Piracy = theft