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>the female characters are much weaker
>the male characters can rape the female characters after beating them

Well you need to have some sort of spoils of war

>tfw guro fetishist
it's just beginning

I love killing women more than I like realism, so this is ok

My dick is ready

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>sexist game dev lets white male players kill and murder female characters

Wow... its f***ing 2019 people...

Believe it or not but there were women in medieval times

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can someone explain why retards do this shit?!
WOMEN DIDN'T FIGHT IN PROFESSIONAL ARMIES PRIOR TO THE MODERN ERA

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You wish, incel.

A historic Shield-Maiden would rip you in half.

>game lets you get nuked by Gandhi
>i sleep
>game lets horses take over the Byzantine Empire
>i sleep
>game includes women before they were invented
>WTF THIS IS NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE

They couldn't fight though.

believe it or not they didn't fight as knights

>thicker skin
why did i laugh, fucking hotline miami

Who the fuck cares, ti's just video games you autistic fucking retards. I can't imagine being such a fucking worthless loser that I would care about something stupid like this.

> b-but Joan of Arc!!!!!

What about transgendered characters?

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The male characters are black.

idk man, Shield-Maidens aren't exactly know for offense

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CKII and the Civilization games never tried to be historically accurate

if you are going to make such a sweeping generalization of the human species as a whole, you're gonna need more than one source per claim. maybe 4 or 5.
If it's true like you claim (and i don't deny), this shouldn't be a serious problem
inb4 some retard claims the "jewish" academia can't be trusted and sources don't ACTUALLY matter

>add women
>put them in realistic armor with helmets
>now looks like men

Would buy

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>A historic Shield-Maiden

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Women have better sense of style so they'd have cooler outfits.

>"upgraded" to have a totally useless skillset
Thanks guys

This was the game that was supposed to blow my water. But my water sits still.

Hey guys, realistic doesn't mean one to one model of reality. It's not even a simulator as well.

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>game lets you kill women and jerk off to their mutilated bodies
Literally nothing wrong with this

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>female screams
youtube.com/watch?v=GjydHR9G-C0

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Nah, you can tell. They look like awkward manlets with weird proportions, go watch some footage from something like Battle of the Nations. You can easily tell the difference between the two.

>actually needing sources for HGH and Testosterone
American education

>M*rdhau
No thanks. HEMA autists can't make good games.

Realistic medieval fashion sucks. Everyone looks like a tool.

My peepee is ready desu

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That's basically a historic cheerleader.
>"look at this little weak girl ready to fight you cowardly men"
>"better go risk your lives in the coming battle, you're not worse than a woman are you"
>girl stays back while men go fight and die

>larger hearts
Aw thank you

i think i could ,like my fellow countrymen are doing now , we have record high of rapes in the last decade more than any other SA country (argentina) , women are weak not deserving of rape but they cant defend if man want to rape them or at least in acountry were they can get firearms as easily as USA , suck for them but well bad luck

How time-consuming is fateshit?

t. Seething Anglo

you've convinced me, i will buy the game.

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>Realistic
>Female fighters
Pick one.
The strength gap is hugely underestimated.
Ever tried wrestling your sister at a post-puberty age?
It's effortless to hold them down.

>NOT sourcing for something that is arguably not common knowledge (exact testosterone or HGH data points)
dumb

The only time females are okay is if there's magic bullshit involved.

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This game isn't either.
And whoever made this article is saying very old news, since they showed off female characters back in July 2016.

Oh, shame.
I wishlisted this game too.
Looks like I'm no longer interested.

>ESL posters are the misogyny posters
Makes sense desu

The idea of a woman being strong enough to defeat a male in combat, or being respected enough to command an army of male underlings, is completely laughable. Suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

Please stop with this meme

>muh Boudicca

Boudicca was the worst of all celtshit generals and her army got destroyed when she had superior numbers like 50-1

Something like 10,000 roman soldiers against 200,000 celts. Bitch was retarded

the Roman casualties in this battle was also something ridiculous like 2 injured.

WOMEN. NEVER EVER!

Good.

Every time a video game has a woman, another anti-SJW head explodes.

I'm not seething about vikings raping england. Just saying what female "warriors" were actually used for.

>female characters
>realistic medieval combat game

Sources don't matter at all. Pick any woman on the planet (any one you like) and I guarantee you I can break her jaw in eighteen places with one punch. Probably put her in a coma too. I would say you could as well but you are likely one of those guys that can't open a jar of onions.

It's not just bodies either but also minds. Women will not play men at chess competitively and for good reason - they can't.

Extremely

youtu.be/2BqlQlUNs8A
Clown world.

No. This shit is still gay.

gonna need a source for your claims man

Yikes! I think I'll play For Honor instead.

And I was getting worried about microtransactions, Jesus Christ.

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Not him but I actually stopped believing in sources when I found a study about incomes post divorce that said men have 30% more money after and women have 20% less, some fag from the guardian used this study as a springboard to basically say "look everyone, men AREN'T getting fucked by legal divorces all over the planet, you're all just STUPID and CRAZY!!!". Then I realized that an economics proffessor from the UK just did a study that assumed that household incomes are perfectly 50/50 between male and female couples.
Then I found another study that said women have anywhere from 10 to 70% more gross income post-divorce and realized that the two frogs who did the study were including state and country welfare benefits as income.

My point is that any study linked to you in a political or socially heavy handed news article should be scrutinized to hell and back.

are you literally retarded? Some of Yea Forums's favorite games just have women in them

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>Bro why didn't my peasants kill a highly trained roman legion
>I bet the woman did this
t. Seething celt

For Honor had female knights, female vikings and female samurai and it was fine
Yea Forums is overreacting as always

fuck yes there's a severe lack of raping vanquished and defeated women in today's modern society

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>literally basic biology
>not common knowledge
American education

Get over it sexist, there were women at landing of Normandy, Northern Europe had significant black populations in the 1400's and 12th century france was a multi religious secular state.

>The one on the left
She knows that's bullshit

youtu.be/--cNsKZZIp8

I can break anyone's jaw with a solid punch, man or woman.

Armor was extremely expensive and had to be shaped to a person's body. There was no armor with boob pockets ever made. Joan of Arc only had a fitting chest piece made because she was as flat as a board.

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But For Honor makes up for it by being a good game.

those aren't women, it's sexualized objects

I’m not talking about normal Yea Forums users. I’m talking about the most loathsome creature of them all: the anti-SJWs. The ones whose heads explode at the sight of women or minorities.

The developers should be nominated for this year’s It Will Make Heads Explode Prize for causing so many anti-SJW heads to explode.

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For Honor was about samurais fighting vikings and knights in a made up conflict that obviously never happened.
Not to mention, this game is only on PC, so much like with Insurgency Sandstorm, this will likely sink it.

>Realistic
>Game where you can beat an armored knight to death with a Lute while shouting obscenities about his mother.

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>metroid
>og tomb raider
>bayonetta
>perfect dark
>any fighting game
>hat in time
>DKC2/3/64/TF
>Banjo Kazooie
>every game where you can choose

english patch?

boob armour wasn't made because it would break your sternum if you fell on it.

Treating conquered women how they're supposed to be treated isn't trolling

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And they all made anti-SJW heads explode.

But I'm black and I hate women in my video games.
Unless they're hot or cute and demure, like pic related.

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Why call it realistic? From everything I've seen so far it's just another Medieval Call of Duty. An absolute Chivalry clone and there was nothing realistic about that game. This game marketing sucks dick.

shield maidens are a myth.

Yeah even those "anti-SJW" people love those games. Guess what? I am an Anti-SJW and I hate this shit but some of my favorite games star strong females like Ada from Resident Evil, Heather from Silent Hill 3 and Touhou.

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This is garbage desu. There aren't any substantially horrifying screams. They just sound like squeakers

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Who gives a shit when everyone will be covered in armor any way?

can't wait to larp as a villager and btfo the french out of my lands, i guess

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Literally the most outshape guys who don't lift or have a physically intensive job would still 99% of women.
You'd have to have a illness that makes you bedridden to lose.

Sadly, no. It's finishable, though

you tried. have your (you)

Lot of things in this list are taken out of context and used to push an agenda. For example men have higher hemoglobin in blood because they don't have periods. Larger heart and lungs aren't for combat reasons. Practicing combat skills and doing risky stuff is a social construct.

Shh, don't tell that to white guys, they're retarded and think that a woman can beat a guy because he's skinny.

based

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the point of having sources in the first place IS to scrutinize, not necessarily to only establish ethos. being able to examine the exact data that was used to make an argument helps the audience understand if the creator has any kind of biases or would willingly misinterpret or misconstrue information.
If someone makes an argument about transgender suicides or whatever, and they source like buzzfeed or something, then you know the person is a stupid idiot that can't really be trusted to give an argument that uses non-biased data

>Play female character in VR and get raped

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Then you’re not an anti-SJW. You’re a SJW.

Anti-SJWs hate women in video games. SJWs like them.

>army outnumbers romans 20 to one
>fuck up and can't envelop them
>Romans lose 200
>celts lose 200000 plus their children and non combatants because boudica decided to place wagons in the back for spectators to watch which stopped the celts from retreating
even if the romans were going to kill lots of them the odds weren't in their favor

>Shield-Maiden
>literally never existed outside of modern myths
ok this is fucking epic

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*Would still beat

Can’t get ripped in half by something that doesn’t exist.

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what's wrong with post-realism? Team Fortress 2 is the nightmare scenario, but you know their sins were more sinister. but I don't think it's inherently an evil concept.

>You'd have to have a illness that makes you bedridden to lose.
What is videogames and shitposting.

If this was true there wouldn't be thousands of female murderers who successfully overpowered men.

So what am I?

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>A historic Shield-Maiden
No such thing.

You’re an anti-SJW.

SEETHING for nothing cuck

A nigger.

phew, and here I thought Hemoglobin gets reproduced all the time by our body. Turns out, its a finite resource and women lose more because they bleed more (which on average probably isn't even much more).

Yea, like...
Uhhh...
???
I can think of plenty of female murderers who overpowered little boys, women love abusing boys almost as much as white dudes.

There's some graph that goes around where even a dude in his 60's will have more grip strength than a woman at her peak. Testosterone is a hell of a thing

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Didn't kindom comes devs promise the same (along with a dog, tournaments and some stuff) yet ran with the money?

And don't you forget it.
Feels good, can't wait for the downfall of white society.
Do white guys think that you can't play vidya and shitpost while also lifting or playing sports or just not being a weak pussy?

exactly we are , burguer bro unlike your country our women listen to what we say or "bad things happen to them" as in the Arab blocks, the world is barbaric outside of USA and Europe remember that if your girlfriend daughter or wife travels to these garbage dumps like mine

>what are weapons
>what are poisons

your rethoric is too on the nose. depsite this place being retarded, no one this retarded would post here unironically

Nobody wants to travel to your garbage dump, Pablo.

peasants? they were tribal celts, they probably had no idea what farming was.

t. neverever heard of force multipliers
what a retard lmfaoshgdgfamalamtbqhimhodbijmo

>rent free

man, better get that massa out of your head. whitey rules your thoughts even when shitposting

>had no idea what farming was
user it's time to shut the fuck up.

Interesting anecdote for you, the average jail time for murder is higher for women than men because most murders performed by women are premeditated where a dude will just beat you to death.

>female murderers overpower men
Usually through weapons and poison like the other user said, or the “Men” they’re killing are snoys.

whats with that clickbait article
whamen characters are probably wont even be doing the fighting

Sorry, I don't take endangered species very seriously, wanna run that by me again?

GOD DAMMIT. I was so looking forward to this too.

Fucking idiots why does everyone have to do this shit.

Because I like playing games as a female.

Because women play video games too.

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Only on consoles.
Ain't no women playing anything on PC outside of The Sims.

whorehouse?

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>can't rape Nobushi as a black Viking raider

Into the trash.

Cool, now explain how faster reaction times and stronger upper bodies don't count because you're upset.

oogah boogah muhfuggn bixnood

>buy game
>they patch in clown world

MY COCK IS READY

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No women is going to be playing mordhau enough to matter you beta white knight faggot. and if she does she can play a man, same as men who play tomb raider play a woman. Fuck yourself. This isnt wow or candy crush.

>shield maiden
>historic

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It is now, boy.

You're right but like the French tourists who died here recently, there are always liberals "looking for adventure", so if you have a female relative in search of "adventure" do not be like the dead French tourists and decile looking for adventure in Europe, it could save their lives ^.-

based

>using a gun
>putting poison in some dudes food
>overpowering a man
yeah takes a lot of strength to put a 45 in my face or ricin in my meatloaf

>can't.
It's won't and don't. I've been lifting for 6 years.

fuck this not buying it now
don't want to hear annoying cunts screaming

Liberals "looking for adventure" are not people.

>Practicing combat skills and doing risky stuff is a social construct.
Oh look, a sourceless claim. Good thing you weren't just ribbing on someone for providing a mere one source before going on to provide precisely zero right?

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subtle

People still buy these shitty chivalry knockoffs?

>do not put females in game
retard feminists screams something about representation
>put females in game
>millions of female NPC murder footages later
??????

yes please

>fateshit

This game looked like it was going to suck, amd I bet this way just a ploy to get people to buy it. Looks like a ripoff of of chivalry and kc:d did melee better than either of them will I'm sure.

Men use weapons most of the time to overpower others, but when it's a woman weapons suddenly don't count?

Not my webms but I thank this user for uploading them

Killing and raping women is the ultimate redpill

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>promised
its either going to be 30$ DLC or stalled like half life 3

So in other words, HellMOO?

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I mean people play garbage kusoge like Chivalry and M&B PvP, so why not?

Degenerate

UNLIMITED POWER

>WAHMEN IN MY VIDEOGAME WAAAAAAHHHHHH
you guys are children

What are you, gay?

Shhhh
Just let it happen user.

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>200k vs 10k
>only cause 400 deaths

They probably died from laughter.

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Have sex

source?

this makes my /k/tism ree
i hope you rip your own dick off shitter for having that retarded image saved

Oof and yikes

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>For example men have higher hemoglobin in blood because they don't have periods
Oh okay, there's a reason for it so it somehow doesn't count.

No, most things they promised are in the game and the two things left have been shown off and are on the way.

>historic Shield-Maiden
What's next, Mexican intellectuals?

Have sex.

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>need women in my historical realistic vidya durrr

Kill yourself redditor newfag fuck

Did you know London didn't exist before the Romans came to England? Did you know the events depicted in the TV show Vikings wouldn't happen for another 800 years?

user if you seriously think that poisoning someone or shooting them is considered "overpowering" them, that's on you. No one else here is as fucking retarded as you are.

god, i wish

>tfw no knight gf

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>game’s main selling point is “realistic medieval combat”
>fulfills this and add cute girls in armor
yeah and you’re gonna be jacking off to them
there are females in mountain blade war band and no one complained, the PoP mod made women equal and no one complained
rainbow had female operators and some of you fags praised that because cute girls in tacticool
There’s nothing wrong with this, if nips did this you would be praising them

The devs have been planning to include female characters from the beginning. Imagine looking forward to a game and not even watching their devlogs
youtu.be/wC0F_I5zyOg

I cannot wait to topscore pub games while playing as a female and flaming people. It will be great.

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So we're now ignoring history to be inclusive? How long before "historical accuracy" becomes synonymous with "bigotry?"

Yes, using a melee weapon such as a knife counts as overpowering and thousands of women have done it.

Listen to the sounds. Look a the environment. Look at the objectives. Look at the uniforms and armor.

SOUL
youtube.com/watch?v=Bnv_xXyztWo

SOULLESS
youtube.com/watch?v=R_mK8m6IIio

I am angry because you told me to be angry

Yep, not gonna buy this gaym no mo

as much as I love the idea of shield-maidens, they were never real.

>sneak up to a guy who is asleep
>stab him
Wow... so this... is overpowering someone....

>rainbow had female operators and some of you fags praised that because cute girls in tacticool
user only waifufags do that

>I cannot wait to topscore pub games while playing as a female and flaming people. It will be great.
uhuh sure you will bud

>How long before "historical accuracy" becomes synonymous with "bigotry?"
It already is only if it involves whites. Could you imagine if they started throwing women into black/arab/asian history where they don't belong? I still remember the uproar of some random bitch being the queen of South Korea in Civilization 6.

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It already is

It already is. And dumb fucks will defend it

Yes that was Yea Forums does. Police historical accuracy in vibeo gameus

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>it’s ok if nips changed historical people into cute girls because my dick is fine with it
>it’s wrong if the west add an extra default skin and voice lines to a game about historically accurate MEDIEVAL KNIGHT COMBAT

>no game where every character is a cute girl in military outfits or accurate for the era armor that have to brutally and bloodily murder each other in war
>no game that's the above but all the girls are futas so you can engage in rape and pillaging

You know, it's true. Italians and anglos were all nigger mutts. The white people portrayed are actually the only white people in the world (nordics)

this, but unironically

Lot of female murderers have been able to strangle a man with bare hands while he's awake.

same and nice quads

one isn't done with malicious intent

>How long before "historical accuracy" becomes synonymous with "bigotry?"
Considering how many statues were ripped down by people who thought exactly that, I'd say you're a bit late to the party. History is to be destroyed when it doesn't line up with the "correct" way to think, and to suggest otherwise is bigotry.
Which depending on your outlook is either depressing or hilarious when you actually know the definition of the word "bigotry."

Historical accuracy is meaningless in videogames, you nerd dweebs.
The combat isnt historically accurate. The battles aren't historically accurate. Even your dressup doll sim isn't historically accurate, since everyone can be a special snowflake looking how they wish. So they will add women, and it wont change anything. Cause some gays and little girls, and big strong men like me want to play dessup with their little game dolls as a girl.

>historic Shield-Maiden
That's an oxymoron.

shitty bait discord tranny I see you're using the jews playbook

>Lot
Sure thing. Let's even say that that number reaches .1% (lol) of the population of women. Still doesn't change

>it’s ok if nips changed historical people into cute girls
It literally is because they're not claiming it's historical. They could make a World War II game where everyone is replaced with cute anime girls and it would be completely fine.

That said I don't think Mordhau is claiming to be historical either. It's just another character customization option for a game that wanted to be Chivalry But Better.

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I already have like 800 hours in the alpha. I said pub-games for a reason. I'm not saying I'll win against those that already have thoudands of hours.
1vX in this is autistic as fuck, once you know how to deal with it noobs won't be able to kill you.
youtu.be/PLv2gnJ3TmM

there is no malicious intent

Oh nonoononononon /pol/-bros we got too cocky...

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based

Agatha bros 4 ever

Jews agree that only true whites are nordic people like me?
Because these "things" don't even look human, much less actual people sharing anything with my noble race.

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>(You)
The Souls of Chivalry was ripped out by the players themselves. They killed it with their endless need to exploit and have fisheye lense.

id take soulless desu

where's the inconsistency?

So.. What's the issue? It's basically a dlc, so you won't have to sully yourself by playing a female at all from what i gather.

If it isn't historically accurate then don't advertise it as such and don't build your game to be such. Easy fix. But no, they call it historically accurate or base it off of some real history's and change shit up a ton to try and be progressive. Yet if you were to do that to any setting other then medieval Europe you will get stomped on by everyone for being inaccurate and trying to replace them. Hell even in RE5 where you are in Africa people got triggered over the fact you are shooting black baddies so they made the enemies more white because these people don't play video games or care about its community.

there was female knights back then in medieval and renaissance era. So that is accurate.

It is. I know it is. I'm far too intelligent to ever be wrong.

Oh god this is how rape works?

She was a queen, however she was a bad leader. The uproar was over how they made her ugly, not because she was female. Check the reveal trailer and final product before spreading lies.
That being said, there are many examples of great female leaders; Elizabeth, Victoria, Maria Teresa, Victoria Louise, Catherine the Great, Isabella of Aragon, Boudicca, and even Palmryria of Rome. Hell, Hillary Clinton can work too, being an expansionist warmonger with focus to spying and military or Margaret Thatcher with focus on industry and military etc. it’s just how you implement it

Joan of Arc is the only one I can think of that might be a historic Shield-Maiden.

>don't advertise it as such
Is there a single advertisement in existence in the year of our lord TWO THOUSAND TEN AND NINE that is accurate? In any medium/industry?

who??

Who the fuck buys jarred onions?

>warden will never shoulder bash you into bed

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changing history and calling anyone who points this out a bigot is malicious
you just don't know you're being brainwashed little by little because you're a good goyim

>add female characters
>it's a paid DLC
>betas and "gamur grills" are falling for it
>company rakes shitloads of money
pottery

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>waifufags praise a game
>I shit on them and hunt them down in game with hax (that I paid for) just to fuck with them
>user claims we are them same

i'm not an incel so i don't care, i just hope there's no p2w BS

hey look someone did the work for you this guy

From someone who never played the game, how flexible is the customization? Can I make Oblivion-tier faces? And how much can I decorate armor/clothing? Can I put logos, decals on it?

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pickled onions are fucking delicious user, try them sometime

>changing history
No one is burning books or rewriting them.

Remember the scene from Metroid Prime where Samus dances around in a bikini?

they aren't doing that. people asked "can we play as girls" and they said "okay sure".

note: i'm just talking about this game in particular

Okay, I will.

i'll stop you right there pablo
the game isn't free to play

Yes, it’s Mordhau. A simple character customization option for a game with focus on combat, don’t see you complaining about Warband/ Bannerlord for letting you play as a women.

Gachashit however are made with the intention of leeching money off retards with jpegs of anime characters who are actually historical leaders, and it works. One is worse than the other and it’s gachashit

you guys literally, quite literally, had 0 (zero) problems with female characters before SJWs and feminazis arrived.
Go suck a cock.

>rewriting them
y-yeah
by the way, hitler killed SO many jews holy crap what a guy
whites should feel bad
also never question or criticize jews, haven't you read the history books printed by goldstein's print house?

>war game takes place in a real world setting
Including female fighters is stupid

>war game takes place in a real world historical setting and claims that the game is as historically accurate as you can get
Including female fighters is absolutely fucking retarded

>game has no place in real history and is just a medieval multiplayer deathmatch that only borrows aesthetics, etc. from real world battles
Unironically who cares, go ahead and add a female option to character customization

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And you call others brainwashed. Get a grip.

what the fuck is an ESL?

>Not political commentary
>I sleep
>Not political commentary
>I sleep
>political commentary
>WTF WHY ARE PEOPLE MADE?

And? Since when did Yea Forums care if normalfags and women get tricked into buying dumb shit?
Is it because Yea Forums is now full of them?

Did you contract herpes in your brain from sucking your mom's cock or something?

same here dude
I, for one, recognize and support the legitimate state of israel

Im sure sales will double...

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>The uproar was over how they made her ugly, not because she was female
She was a traitor that was hated even in ancient times. They made her rep So K because she had a cunt.

Let me guess, you only buy japanese games?

>poorfags will NEVER EVER be able to experience VR
The best feeling. That's why they can't properly shit up the only topic that still isn't shit on Yea Forums

CKII does try to be historically accurate in its initial presentation of the scenarios, but the actual gameplay is completely up to the player.

Eric Cartman x 1,000,000,000%

now this is how you grab them by the pussy

I buy/pirate games that catch my attention. A female char dlc is not one of them.

Aren't VR sets like 500 USD/EUR? Even poorfags can save for one if they want to.

Seems to me that unless you are gonna actually stick to the kind of things that really happened, you shouldn't call it 'realistic'.

That said I have no problem with women in video games so long as they aren't cunts who exist for an agenda. I do prefer they be hot though, which as of late seems something only Japan is capable of.

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No shit not everything about an advertisement is 100% true. Nice loaded question.

get grabbed by your anus

You can't make oblivion-tier faces but you can make some funny lookin' ones, definitely faces that no real person would have.
And you can't put your own costom logos/decals, but certain pieces of armor have spots for an emblem, kind of like how halo works. The customization is more in picking and mixing together the extensive armor choices themselves, not so much customizing the armor individually- you can change the colors and pick between some paint patterns but that's about it.

>implying Hitler wasn't a Jewish falseflag
The Holocaust was merely eugenics to purge the weaker Jews why do you think he let a Rothschild go free and the Krauts so renowned for their attempts at destroying Europe?

>is meaningless

>literally the point of the game is realistic combat

Please die reddit cuck

>b-b-b-b-but they said it was historically accurate!!!!!
>MY BIDEO GAMES ARE REAL LIFE

Most poorfags on Yea Forums are kids in school, which incidentally is also why we despise them so much,

Damn, you're sooo confident.

>About us. We are a small international team of independent developers from Austria, Canada, Germany, Poland, Slovenia, Spain, and Sweden. Most of us have ...
>Canada, Germany, Spain and Sweden
That explains a lot.

Agreed

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The point of the game, literally the ENTIRE POINT, is not 420 degree spinning with a claymore.
And you used a lot of them there raddert spacings.

>shifting goalposts

the point is women being inferior to men in a 1v1 combat situation. assassinations don't count. it's that simple

get fucked

theres a difference between having good female characters and having some raging blue-haired faggot shove it in my face every time it happens.

You just know there are women watching that webm right now and getting drenched at the thought of a man doing that to them

90% of women on earth could beat you 1v1 irl, youd tire out first.

That's cuz you like men.
Nothin wrong with that tho sweety.

>medieval times
>realistic

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Funny how I dont see that on the game description you fucking faggot. Its supposed to be medieval combat realistic.

>reddit spacing

How to prove you're a newfag fuck.

I mean I can for some reason play a Jester taking a lute to the battlefield, playing thudnerstruck, a chick isn't much more far fetched
Y'all get mad at the most minute chick. The important part is: Do they have good spammable voicelines?

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GOTY

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Maybe don't ask questions if you can't handle honest answers.

>on the game description
hahahah, they created the game entirely because exploiting in chivalry existed.
You used them raddert spacings again

and when do you discern when it is an actual woman and a feminazi?

star wars the last jedi (deleted scene)

that's cuz it's not realistic and journous are just retarded

source?

That's hilarious. He looks like he could throw them like rag dolls.

They fucked up by saying realistic.
Should of just said "Medieval Game With Chicks"
because now, everybody is gonna go back into history class, study and see how unpractical female soldiers would be, everybody and their mom is gonna pick apart how terrible and how much of a bad idea it is to have female soldiers. People are gonna cry historically accuracy and it's just gonna be a huge shit show. Probably.

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You do know you are still losing the argument by using a logical fallacy with the loaded question right? A point of an advertisement is to convince and show you what a game has. If it advertises itself as being realistic you expect near one shot kills or having real historical references, not dwarfs with shotguns running around as that is blatant false advertisement. Same with female soldiers in ye olde times.

F.
Actually, S.

gee i don't know user maybe i assess the situation with the fucking brain the lord god gave me.

>historic Shield-Maiden

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Skip to 8 minutes. This video came out years ago.
youtu.be/p-B4AwgArwA

>women's bicycling champion is a tranny
>women's weightlifting champion is a tranny
>women's fighting champion is a tranny
>women's track champion is a tranny
When will it end

Show me one of their advertisements that says the game wants to achieve true historical accuracy.
I haven't seen anyone complain about the 1 manned movable catapults, why is that?

It's a good reason to advocate for trannies in female sports. To see them absolutely wreck women.

I mean it's overwhelmingly women that support tranny garbage. They made their bed now they can lie in it.

The problem was that he assumed the game was about being historically accurate like Kingdom Come 2.0 when it’s not.
It’s about “historically accurate KNIGHT COMBAT”, a less arcade Chivalry and so female knights wouldn’t change anything except makes your dick hard.

Oh now its "True" historical accuracy, not just trying to be historically accurate or have realism? Nice way to move the goal posts.

>reddit spacing

imgur.com/a/84LDMNw

not an argument and based on nothing.

i think we're done here, thanks for trying

>Jeb 2016

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hopefully eventually all women's "sports" will all be ruled by trannies

you also forgot that the greatest tennis player is essentially a tranny

>Practicing combat skills and doing risky stuff is a social construct.

A social construct that is present in virtually every culture on earth.

lol faggot, look at the dev blog the other guy linked. Your argument is 100% made up /pol/baby tantrum.
Complain about the catapults first, they are in the game, woment arent yet.

reddit spacing

How is larger heart and lungs not for combat. Combat isn't just fist fights its also endurance in running for hunting prey

Now this is shitposting, losing the argument so you call me a baby.
>calling others reddit
Gold. I am going to be the bigger man and hang up first.

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How many (You)s per hour can you get with this?

Funny.

When I read the description it says this about realism:

MORDHAU strikes a balance between gameplay and realism"

If you consider that to mean advertised as perfect historical accuracy, then we'll just have to agree to disagree.

>r-r-reddit s-spacing

positively seething

>posts frog
You confirm your /pol/baby status.
reddit spaced

It will get worse before it gets better. Men's and women's sports will merge across the board and women will never win again. They will be offered a way out many times, but the only option they will choose is to double down and cry bigotry.
Eventually, after a full generation of women who have lived their entire lives getting utterly demolished by men have learned that biology isn't fair, we will have peace again. But no sooner.

nice, i can finally play as qt Joan

youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_EswBQ8JI

>historical realistic
It's far from realistic when you can beat fully armored knights with a fucking lute.
The devs already said they didn't go for the hyper realistic route youtu.be/p-B4AwgArwA?t=465

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>Thinking I posted pepe
You just outed yourself

>no reply to the devlog

I ACCEPT your concession.

He proved himself to be a fallacy using cunt, why should I waste my time?

now THIS is realism in video games.

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Ok? Now post the one where twenty men each easily outlift that and assure that she would never be able to compete with them because that's literally how biology works. Or better yet, here, read these:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_records_in_athletics

Not at all unless you're autistic and/or retarded

Now that's an image I haven't seen in a long time.

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Triple A MMO game like that fucking when?

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lmao thats not how war works, you dont get the 20 strongest men in recorded history.

This is the future they chose. Men are just better at everything. Including being women.

>historic Shield-Maiden

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Still waiting for a reply on
But again, I accept your concession.

>essentially
What does that mean

>can behead and maim waifufags
wheres the problem?

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Because that shit ends up permeating every other game and platform later. It's a cancer and the only cure is to cut it off at the source.

It's hilarious that you think only the 20 strongest men in history could outlift that when that's easily disproven just by Olympic history. It's even funnier that you assume that you immediately resort to war when presented irrefutable proof that women just aren't as good as men in any physical sport in existence.

sometimes i wonder why i even bother with anything made by western devs

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But that woman is better than billions of men who cant lift those rocks

And I should care why?

ANd she's in the top percentage of women strenght wise. The vast majority of men are still stronger than the vast majority of women.

But youre weaker than the vast majority of women

...and worse than the billions that could. Again, when it comes to competitive sports women get fucking destroyed by men literally every time, hands down.

and every man is capable of lifting a bigger rock if they actually trained to do so

>mentions realism
>that means we need wahmen

Wahmen have nothing to do with gameplay shitdick

It's statistically very unlikely but ok.

There arent billions who can lift those rocks. Wow, men are dumber than women too.

By being a retard on the internet alienating everyone who might have been sympathic with memetic shitposting?

And here we go. Someone got upset that it's fact that women are just not as strong as men on average, so out come the "b-b-b-but the weakest man would lose to the strongest woman!"
Adorable.

>but ok.
hahaha rekt, weakfag

Wow it's like you're so mad about something you entirely missed the context of what I was saying.

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Did the videogame maker say this is a historical simulation where only the most average people are represented?

This game still isn't out?
How the fuck is shooting for virtue signaling points supposed to make your target audience of neckbeards any happier?

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Oh no, I broke her. Guess it's only natural, when faced with facts they don't like women tend to break down into hysterics. Aren't you due to be calling people a virgin now?

From the beginning the game has been about player customization and expression both through character creation and through playstyle. Controlling the character's gender follows that theme.

You cannot argue this

speak for yourself you weedy cunt

Whens the last time you had sex?
with someone not fat

you forgot to call him an incel

Whens the last time you had sex, incel?

Strange how you don't ask when the last time I talked or listened to a woman is. It's almost like you're saying that the only worth they have are their bodies, which are only worth something during sex.

lol imagine if it was a white guy who did that.

hahahah didnt answer. Rekttt

thats more like it

How did you get "mad" from a factual statement?

this holy shit

i mean serena has more testosterone than 95% of the male population

>when faced with facts they don't like women tend to break down into hysterics.
Holy shit, /pol/ is full of women? Maybe i should start browsing there.

Absolutely fine. As long as women are depicted realistically.

>Oneangryfaggot
stop

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Yes because its very realistic with a women swinging a polearm and fighting against men.

If they went totally fiction like M&B there would be some justification but they didnt.

>actually excited for mordhau and this is the only thread available for discussing it

feels bad

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Trying real hard now

Dev's fault for ruining their game with this shit.

Because your post just then was just random gibbering and ranting containing nothing factual and you started spouting off on some random rhetoric. My original reply to you was to you replying to another poster talking about DLC in which said reply to you was about the subject of shoehorned DLC permeating more games like that and being just shallow nickel and diming processes and why it's bad even if normalfags and women buy into it because it prolongs the garbage business practices.

But for some reason you think it was about memetic shitposting when it's clearly nothing to do about that. You're so horribly blinded by rage you can't even think straight right now.

I dont have to try dumbass. History and basic biology shows women can't effectively fight men in medieval warfare.

>MUH BASED WAHMEN IF I WHITEKNIGHT ONLINE MAYBE I CAN LICK PUSSY

>Woman can compete with men!
>Tranny demolishes the entire sport until stopped

This has happened several times now. When will they learn?

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So you're saying they shouldn't have strong women unless the game happens in modern times where steroids and hormone treatment exist? Couldn't agree more.

>If they went totally fiction like M&B there would be some justification

I thought they were using fictional countries Chivalry style? I don't see that much of a problem if that's the case, prob a bit jarring with the voices at worst

It seems that you think i was aiming at you, and not the retards screaming on steam forum making a fool out of themselves.
But the more you write, the more i realize that perhaps this behaviour can also be applied to you.

youre overreacting dude

>I dont have to try dumbass.
>If they went totally fiction like M&B there would be some justification but they didnt.
That is tryhard mode, /pol/shitter

>already said 3 years ago they were adding female option for customisation
>game is now ruined
alright

See

There's already For Honour with its nigger Vikings and female templars for that stupid fantasy shit though.

No one cared about it in Mountain Blade because no one was brainwashed by memes yet.

eat shit lefty

>It seems that you think i was aiming at you, and not the retards screaming on steam forum making a fool out of themselves.
Did the original subject line have anything to do with Steam forums to the poster you were replying ot? No. This is what we call backpedalling when you introduce a subject into a discussion that wasn't relevant before and attempting to save face.
>But the more you write, the more i realize that perhaps this behaviour can also be applied to you.
Again a poor attempt at saving face when you're just rambling about something that wasn't even in the initial discussion of linked replies.

>wacky multiplayer game with character customization
Who cares

People knew it was going to be shit 3 years ago and still got hyped?
What a bunch of fucking retards.

Ignoring that you've already been BTFO'd on the realism argument, the devs have said that the fights are between fictional groups. They haven't said that it takes place in any specific time or place beside """medieval""", and you can see this through the mix/match of armor and weapons.

C'mon dude, can you send at least one argument my way? I know you can do it. You just have to believe. Maybe say, "The female voices will bother those as opposed to the already annoying male voices." At least there I would have to introduce a new piece of evidence--that you can mute characters! Until then, I'll just be reading the same non-argument over and over again.

How does the combat keeps going when a couple of thousands die?

Wouldn't it create a wall of corpse at some point?

I see, you're either an actual autist, or just another third worlder with a poor grasp of the English language. Shame on me for thinking you were human. I shan't even bother to fill out the context you so clearly refused or is too dumb to understand.

Oh come on, there have been 3 mordhau threads today and THIS is the ine you guys flock to?

But anyway, the devs have said OVER AND OVER that they are striking a balance between realism and enjoyability. Making a custom waifu knight is enjoyable

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I accept your concession

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no idea about the details of that specific battle but a lot of times theres only a few casualties early on, then morale breaks and the rest die while being routed

le epic edgelord

And its ubishit I dont want every game to be like that.

Only realistic game we've gotten is KC:D

You wish, soi boi

now we're talking

So basically you've lost the debate because you're so mad that someone didn't fall for your random ramblings and actually posted a proper rebuttal. Thanks good to know. Maybe you can try again when you're literally not so mad.

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Is this Asian Gorl?

but this doesn't work in the current year.

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>I see, you're either an actual autist, or just another third worlder with a poor grasp of the English language.
Both comma's are not needed here in this sentence.
>Shame on me for thinking you were human. I shan't even bother to fill out the context you so clearly refused or is too dumb to understand.
>is too dumb to understand
The correct phrase here is "are too dumb to understand."

The only one with a poor grasp of the English language here is yourself.

MORDHAU is a medieval first & third person multiplayer slasher. Enter a hectic battlefield of up to 64 players as a mercenary in a fictional, but realistic world.

> Realistic world where magic makes women equally strong as men.

Whatever you say to dry your bleeding rectum, laddie. You showed everyone that you're literally too dumb to understand the easiest language in the world, and now you take pride in it.

speak for yourself /pol/sperg

>But For Honor makes up for it by being a good game

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Based Argie bro

Its not voices its visual. I hate it in m&b too but its less realistic and plenty of mods fix the trash.

Voices suck too though

Oxymoron

You yourself have shown yourself to actually have a poor grasp of grammatical structure in your posts so it's quite amusing how you think that I don't understand the language.

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For Honor is not a good game and the female characters all scream like they are being raped for every action they do so the game is even worse for it.

>Practicing combat skills and doing risky stuff is a social construct.
Are you fucking stupid or did you skip high school biology? Look up sexual dimorphism.

Then we can safely assume you suffer from genuine autism rather than being a third worlder. Way to go! Pat yourself on the back you filthy autistic moron who started seething because you were too stupid to figure out I wasn't shitting on you until now.

Next they'll announce you can be a nigger Knight like a Kevin Hart movie or some shit.

based

>Whatever you say to dry your bleeding rectum, laddie.
Comma unnecessary here in sentence.
>You showed everyone that you're literally too dumb to understand the easiest language in the world, and now you take pride in it.
Poor written form. Correct phrasing would be "You have shown everyone that you're too dumb to understand the easiest language in the world and now you take pride in it."
Comma unnecessary before the 'and' also English is not the simplest language in the world when there's lots of contradictions.

D- see me after class.

Dropped

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You can also kill a fully armored knight equipped with a poleaxe by playing as an unarmored peasant with a tree branch. If you want to show that females are so much weaker in the game world you can.
Gameplay>=customization>realism

>A shield-maiden (Old Norse: skjaldmær), in Scandinavian folklore and mythology was a female warrior. They are often mentioned in sagas such as Hervarar saga ok Heiðreks and in Gesta Danorum. Shield-maidens also appear in stories of other Germanic peoples: Goths, Cimbri, and Marcomanni The mythical valkyries may have been based on the shield-maidens

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shield-maiden

the trailer looks like christian middle age
so no is not history accurated is just a videogame who takes inspiration from christian dark age
>TFW there will never exists accurated vidya setting on middle age or atleast about the arturian myth
fuck this era

chivalry was fun into it turned into retarded twirling 360 shitflinging
for honor was an unmitigated fucking disaster
mirage arcane whatever was dead on arrival
i want mordhau to be good so bad but i know deep down it'll probably be shit

You told me Trump would stop this shit, Yea Forums. You fucking lied.

See you've lost the argument and couldn't form a proper rebuttal so you've resorted to ad hominem because you had nothing to say. You've proved the point I made about you backepdalling in your arguments to try and save face and make yourself feel better about not being wrong because you clearly shown a disposition towards a higher neurotic narcissistic tendency.

For Honor didn't advertise themselves as being realistic.

Hes too busy sucking jews off

Look here 'lill autismo, we get it, the autism outbursts force you to correct me. You don't need to continually show everyone that you're controlled by your illness.
Funny you should attemt to label me a narcissist though, when you yourself clearly masturbate your own fragile ego by correcting errors nobody gives a fuck about.

And no one played that piece of shit so there's no one to complain about it

Not him but to me it didn't even feel like they advertised at all. Either that or I completely missed every bit of marketing material they pushed out.

OMG, I love realism

Finally, a true hard mode.

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Hmmmmm

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>Look here 'lill autismo, we get it, the autism outbursts force you to correct me. You don't need to continually show everyone that you're controlled by your illness.
And yet you were the one who originally started the criticism of grammar, language and sentence structure. So perhaps the real autist was inside you all along? It's evident you're just projecting your own personal insecurities as an attack on others.
>Funny you should attemt to label me a narcissist though, when you yourself clearly masturbate your own fragile ego by correcting errors nobody gives a fuck about.
You're so frustrated that you can't even spell "attempt" don't say it's a typo when the T and the P keys are nowhere near each other on a keyboard layout because nobody would believe that. You were the one who started on the criticism of use of language and yet when your own errors were pointed out and picked apart you claim it doesn't matter? Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black here to me.

One day you'll stop being an insecure mad narcissist user and you'll learn the joys of video games again! Don't neglect your studies user!

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Was a cheerleader to actual warriors.

I really wish I could've tried to hijack the thread earlier, but fuck it.
For those of you who are going to be playing Mordhau, what loadout will you be making first? What will be your weapon of choice? What feature are you excited the most about?
You can choose race, yes. Honestly a small price to pay so I can make a Saracen/Mongol/Moor loadout

She died you know? As a flag bearer.

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>tfw no game about being lonely wife being left alone raising her kids while here husband is fighting in a war

Hmmmmmm

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> Never fought. Still got dominated by men

I could understand people being upset if women were forced into a realistic depiction of the middle ages (like if you could play as a female in Kingdom Come), but why does anyone care about women being in a completely fictional medieval-themed setting? The game isn't based on any real conflicts and doesn't even depict any real armies, so who cares?

Is this kaho shibuya

who's this bitch?

Because its supposed to be realistic (mostly) combat, its weird and off putting having women in that setting. Women aren't suited to martial combat.

> You can choose your race.
Okay, but obviously certain clothing, armour and weapon styles are restricted to specific races?
They haven't gone full retard by having niggers in plate armour, surely?

As of know it's just different shades of white, nothing really super dark.

As for the first class, I'm going to see how long i can last with just using the default knight loadout with the longsword, that's all I really need and it won't give away who I am as easily when people see me out of the corner of their eye.

you should honestly make a new thread for your question. the people here are mostly outrage enthusiasts who don't give a fuck about the game.

as for your question, i like using spears so i'll probably either be

>some form of agile saracen spearman

or

>fancy rapier wielding nobleman

i loved playing the ninja in chivalry deadliest warrior so i like fast characters. i assume that's an option here as well

including primates don't forget

That's fucking great. Female knights are patrician.

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The thing is if you played their little tech combat demo they already have a really in-depth character creator one of the bests in vidya, they also already have fitting armor for females.
I'm surprised this is even news, they've had their character shit finished for years now it would be a waste not to allow a custom character at this point.

Because despite complaining about outrage culture, people here just LOVE to find things to be upset about.
Pic related was a thread I made yesterday for the game, trying to get some legitimate discussion going, not even strictly about this game, but any like it. Zero replies, obviously.
But a thread about the "politics" of the game development? 500 replies, and has yet to be pruned.
Purge this fucking site.
link to the thread: boards.fireden.net/v/thread/459326598/#459326598

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Realistically speaking a woman could sneak into some armor and fight. It literally happened a lot in history.

>Joan of Arc only had a fitting chest piece made because she was as flat as a board.
Sources, including the private journal of her 'squire', say otherwise.
They say she had large breasts but 'she was so holy I felt no lust for her'

That's a shame.
Guess I'll skip this shit if they've gone full sjw with women warriors like that.

>it's supposed to be realistic (mostly)
It's not though, it's supposed to be fun and flow well with an easy to learn hard to master tint. There's hardly anything realistic about the game besides having to hit people with weapons to hurt and kill them.

It's not news, we've known about female characters in this game for 3 years. The news is that the female characters won't be in on release, big difference.

this game has had basically no marketing and the promotional material doesn't make it look exactly gripping. it looks like a grand strategy game if you don't see the gamepoay

Cute, but run along now, or mommy will ground you for being on an adult site.

> Advertise the game as realistic
> Oh, btw, women are just as strong as men.

>literally had to wait for him to get drunk and pass out
Was this supposed to be impressive or something? Or did you just post a painting you knew nothing about hoping that it proved your point?

>Incels dont love strong women with stone abs and thighs the size of a tree trunk
Just admit you're gay, it's ok

butt its only ok when japan do it

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Not successfully you fucking mong.
>woman with no training sneaking into armor and fighting #justoneoftheboys

It literally says realism mixed with gameplay. Its not hard to see why adding women in hurts the view of realism. Unless youre just a butthurt femoid ignoring facts and history.

>killing unarmed man in his sleep

this isn't medieval japan you nit

It's literally not realistic though. From the gameplay I've seen it has people in full plate armor jumping circles around one another and parrying each other. The gamemodes also don't seem to attempt to be realistic, they seem like standard objective modes and deathmatches.

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sauce??

> Two women are required to kill one man.
I hope this is how they model it in-game.

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>some people are unironically against cute female warriors
When did this website become so normie and homosexual?

but can you break someones ass in 1 fuck? lets find out take your best shot on me. come on i dare you

>advertise the game as realistic
Name 1 time the devs have said the game is meant to be taken as realistic. One (1) time. Since you don't read threads before replying to them, I'd like to show you this argument has already been disproven

hes not wrong. governements have used women for this purpose for ages. During WWI in britain, there was a recruitment operation that entailed women heckling and belittling men for not going to fight.

>Do you have any sources on men being stronger than women on average???
Are you retarded?

Oh look, it's the exploding head faggot again

When was the last time the incels won one? Lmao

That all you got user? That's like some weak defeatist reply especially for one that is given so very late. You've clearly been broken now.

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Yeah neanderthals were so influenced by social construtcs right?
Lol dude stop embarrassing yourself.

>When did Yea Forums cecome Yea Forums?

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The only thing about to go broke here is your asshole, sweetey. Spread wide.

>game lets you mercilessly slaughter women
>Yea Forums thinks this isn't equality done right

It literally is though, even big fry who got an early copy said that.

I understand, it is just frustrating to see the site be taken over by people who have no real passions besides receiving validation from other people, or instigating flame-wars because it is more entertaining to them than having an honest conversation about something they enjoy.
Yea Forums isn't safe, /tg/ isn't safe, /his/ isn't safe, fucking nowhere is safe now. Everywhere all it is is just mindless shit flinging from both sides, both equally apathetic about the core issue they are supposedly "discussing" about. And at the center of it all the people who lose are the people who just want to talk about what they love, and try to make connections, even if anonymously.

Oh no fucking genders in a video game, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cocksss onllyyyy alllllowwwed

>It'w not hard to see why adding women in hurts the view of realism
Good thing as you said it says realism mixed with gameplay, let me inform you that when they say that they mean that they are willing to forgo realism when it would interrupt with the gameplay experience. In this game they are attempting to give players a lot of customization and expression abilities, both through playstyle and through character creation. Some (most) aspects of the gameplay appeal more to the less-realistic side just as parts of the character creation will be less realistic to maintain the theme of player expression. Realism was never the end goal.

Wouldn't need to spread anything, your mosquito stinger couldn't even perforate my skin.

Literally the blurb in the store page advertises it as being a "Realistic World".
How can it be a realistic world if something as basic as the gender of the people on the battlefield isn't accurate?
If there was a game that described itself as a realistic birthing simulator and it had a guy pushing a baby through his dick, you'd likely not find this terribly realistic.

You're that fat? Gross.

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Yes realism mixed with gameplay you fucking retarded meaning playing the game, not having flying unicorns, magic and females fighting akin to males.

Learn the difference. the point is with ANY focus on realism you should expect people to be upset when women are portrayed as combative equals to men.

there's no women around to impress with your lack of testosterone, user

I can bet my left nut every user on Yea Forums would pussy out fighting a woman

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I dont hit women but I'd make an exception for faggots like you and femcunts.

Nah i'm not American like you. You're just like your replies. Weak.

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Okay, then I'm glad to hear you're just as angry with every other unrealistic instance of gameplay, such as someone without armor killing someone that has armor.

lol and youre only impressing fellow kissless virgins

Reeeeeeeee women in video games!

>game has magical energy which makes female muscles twice as powerful for their size.
> Only affects women for some reason
> Source of magic is never explained.

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Sorry i don't live up to your fantasy of being taken by a big buff man with a horsecock, user.

hes pedo

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Oh don't worry user, you clearly don't live up to anyone's expectations at all. Not even your own! One day you'll be good at video games user!

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>yaaas queen wonder woman belongs to us feminists!
>UN says they're gonna make wonder woman ambassador of women
>how dare you make wonder woman ambassador to women, you fucking male pig! Just look at how she's dressed, and how unrealistic her body type is!

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It wasn't uncommon for dismounted nobles to get mobbed and stabbed to death in the armpits by a bunch of peasants.

It never happened that a woman donned armour and won a duel with a man.

Everything is degrees you retarded brainlet. I dont complain when a bullet wound doesn't look exactly perfect in a video game about realistic modern warfare and then compare that to caring that people are flying around on a chariot shooting lightning bolts.

So a glorified figurehead?

based spainbro
the only being inferior to a woman is an average frenchman

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you just proved my point anons wouldn't dare fight a woman because of the consequences of doing so

Consequence? You mean hurting them too badly because you have a supreme biological advantage over them?

The female characters are just as unrealistic as the
>armor
>weapons
>fights
One of them is just more immediately noticeable than the others. The armies fighting aren't real either, they're just mercenaries. There'w nothing stopping you from completely shitting on women everytime you fight one. It's very easy to outskill an opponent in this game that makesnit seem like they never had a chance to fight in the first place. There's a lot of interesting discussions to be had on what it means to be a character in a video game and what the game implies in regards to the player-player character dichotomy.

Like is it realistic when every man has the stats and stamina and health as long as their equipped the same way? Do the real outcomes of the skill differences have an impact in our we interpret the abilities of the characters? You tell me.

1vX is cancer in this game too.

Explain to me how you exactly zeroed in on your degree of unrealisticness, and why you think that is the best spot to have it at.

I threw a chair at some bitch in high school for trying to steal my wallet from my bag and I cracked the forehead of a bully by throwing a ping pong paddle and smacking her right in the middle of her forehead.

Just goes to show you that you how good my zoning ability was in the day.

that or burn them on the stake for impersonating men ala Joan of Arc

Its called sense dumbass. Humans function on plenty of responses and actions that dont get immediately quantified when thinking or doing them. Self evidently a bullet wound not looking perfectly correct is less of a deal to realism than a flying chariot shooting lightning bolts.

You piece of shit pseuds already know this you just want to post your dumb smuggy comments and pretend to be smart. You arent.

user, I can't view the webm. No clue why. Can you tell me what happens in it, fren?