Favorite game

manipulated some 16y/o cunt into climbing into a tree in a certain way, he got stuck and had to be amputated on the spot
people always blamed him for being an idiot but I know he wouldn't have done it had it not been for me

FE Path of radiance
I inadvertently cucked one of my best friends after said best friend cheated on her partner with me the previous night.

F-zero gx
I am a fatfag, but not just that, I masturbate 5 times a day to weight gain porn and I can still buy more. When I was still in middle/high school and now college, I get hard with the thought of fattening the women around me to an enormous amount and them crushing me or me sticking my dick in their belly button and cumming in it. I just want to fatten up a girl so badly... this is the darkest thing I could remember off the top of my head. There is far worse things I can’t think of at the moment

is this fucking homestuck

I'm sorry, never played it so I don't get the reference.
Does something like that happen in the game?

Are you fat or slim irl?

>Rainbow Six: Siege
I am responsible for the suicide of multiple people

I’m on the slimmer side but not really thin

there's literally a scene where a character manipulates a kid into jumping off a cliff, paralyzing him from the waist down

I hope they joined the 40%

Well, if you want something more original, I used to moderate an anorexia website/forum that encouraged girls to eat less and less.

I nutted to this by the way

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Dark Souls.
I licked my cousins pussy when we were like 7.

Deus Ex
I occasionally masturbate outside

Minecraft
Got buttfucked by one of my classmates in 3rd grade (many times, and I liked it) and then started doing the same thing to many other classmates. Never got caught

TWEWY
Unless I get a medication that works I don't think I'm coming out of NEEThood. I can barely leave the house nowadays.

Link?

It's dead, but if you want a hint. Onision

Same thing man. like it's given me other fetishes but everything centers around massively huge women.

Favorite game JSRF

Ace Attorney the series
I wish I was born white, but I'm black.

Pikmin 2
When I was going through puberty almost anything to do with sex would get me rock hard. I once masturbated after seeing a clip of two elephants fucking in a nature documentary.

I fingered my underaged cousin

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Dark Souls

i’ve never had a girlfriend

Deus Ex
One time in high school I got horny while doing community service after hours at an elementary school so I beat off in one of the classrooms

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Lots, but the dark souls, pikmin, zelda and borderlands games make up the majority of them

I once nearly killed the one person I love most and it still haunts me, the only reason I haven't killed myself with the guilt is that she needs me around and she was too young to remember it

When I was going through puberty, I tried to fuck a toilet paper roll

What did you do?

Why is 13 your favorite when mechanically its one of the most boring touhou games?

Fallout new Vegas
I spent a night in jail for public intoxication when I was 17. I was actually trying to commit suicide by cop and I actually kicked one off me when he tried to cuff me but he didn't shoot me. Its been 5 years and I'm better now, but everytime I get drunk I become extremely depressed and start talking all sorts of nonsense

Wish I had done one of my cousins

Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3

I'll give you multiple (albeit not dark):

- I sniffed my mom's ass while she was asleep when i was a kid and it smelled like garlic (idk why although i don't have a fart fetish)
- My cousin raped me when i was a little kid and because of that i have a feeling i am bi-sexual
- I threw a rock at my dog in anger
- I still suck and chew on my finger at 18
- Stole my sister's pokemon platinum cartridge and wiped her data
- I sometimes imagine myself killing everyone and everything around me to the point of revamping reality itself

Kirby super star

I shared my sisters nudes with black guys on discord and masturbate to their thoughts on her. I also want her to get BLACKED

>I sometimes imagine myself killing everyone and everything around me to the point of revamping reality itself
soon

Hang around with whites and don't associate with negger culture.

It will be ok.

Bottom one you listed happens to me too. I just randomly imagine beating the shit or destroying the things around me if not worse

Can you post them please? I'm black and will tell you my thoughts

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
My parents think I’m doing good in uni, real truth is that I’m stuck in my first year still (2 years behind) because I drop courses to watch anime and play vidya instead

Dont share them with anyone here. Sorry mang

not him but its generally chill, the music is good.

Because Youmu is my favorite character
I'm glad she's playable again in the next one

This needs a sequel. Or remaster.

That's what I've been doing for most of my life, explaining my feelings of shame

>dwarf fortress
>I can go off into a fantasy land of my choosing when I sleep at night. I use it to visit a girl that I love that isn't alive anymore.

those are called dreams dipshit

Dont feel ashamed.
Its the niggers who are wrong, not you.
Nothing wrong with being black, plenty of wrong with being a nigger.

Identity politics are a mistake.
You are you, not one member of an arbitrary group.

Cheers mate.

what is it with tf2 players being either complete sociopaths or clueless normalfags

Team Fortress 2

I've been larping as a girl in a small online group for several years, I'm not a tranny or anything I just like to do it

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>Starcraft II
I genuinely believe (((they))) control everything from the shadows.

>normalfags
Friendly toon game that's the first thing that's shown to you once you install steam, doesn't requite a monster PC and sorta easy to get into
>sociopaths
Game fills the need of putting others lower than you, especially since the game is full of normalfatgs.

Outrun 2006
I don't have anything particularly bad to reveal, I listen to cheesy midwest emo mixtapes on youtube

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The question isn't your darkest secret.
Its the answer

Persona 3
I have a huge fetish for shemales and crossdressers. I jerk off to shemale and CD porn all the time and have fucked a few in real life.

Nights into Dreams

wouldn't really say I have any secrets other than the fact that I'm full of self loathing and desperately wish I had the willpower to actually start losing weight. It's easy enough to take that first step but any time I try I stumble on the second and third ones.

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That's where you learn, though
once you identify the stumble it's easier to catch yourself on the second, third, fourth times etc.
it's like learning how to kickflip

Romancing SaGa

I'm not gay at all, but I remember there was phase during my teens that I was REALLY into crossdressers/feminine boys

World of Warcraft

I am a 37 year old virgin because I’m ugly and have a small flaccid penis and I’m scared shitless if a girl sees me naked.

I honestly believe that jews do communicate a lot with eachother from corporation to corporation in order to push an agenda to eliminate intelligent, powerful white people, but I pretty much admitted to it with my friends one day at a party, they all thought I was joking and they were laughing their asses off thinking I was acting like a fool.

Yakuza 3
I'm going to be yet another semester late because I am playing Yakuza 3 again instead of going to classes

I used to play the mr domino demo all the time...
Lol
My favorite game is : Devil May Cry series
Darkest Secret is : I have none

Name ONE video game character who could stop Mr. Domino.

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>scared
First time a girl saw me naked was the first time I was having sex. Actually tried to, we didn't end up having sex because when I was putting on a condom I thought you had to stretch it over the balls too. So I did.
She laughed at me and I freaked out and punched her. Got arrested later that day because of it. Almost got charged for sexual assault/rape but managed to get away easy. All because I was retarded and put a condom over my balls.

Minecraft
I want to change the world but I don't have the motivation

Jak 2

I made a suicide pact with a friend who killed herself and i didn't follow through

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Binding of Isaac
I'm 80% sure I have schizophrenia but I lie to my doctor because I'm being treated poorly already for my other issues, and my family hates mentally ill people. I still have a job and friends though, but it's getting harder to deal with everything. So if I got diagnosed I'd be kicked out and such, just living life stealth mode.

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Literally any video game character that can manipulate death itself.

Yuyuko being a prime example.

How much do you weigh?

I find that thin healthy people find inflation porn better than actual fat people.

Ghost Trick
When I was like 6-7 me and a fellow neighborhood kid used to play with each others dicks occasionally. Nothing disturbing or anything, we would just like plop them out and mess around I guess.

A year or two later I move to a different town and the me and another new kid start doing the same shit. I never initiated any of this to my understanding.

I also didn't turn out gay somehow.

Deus Ex 1
I love taking acid but all of my friends and family are super against drugs so I have no one to share my experiences with other than similar internet losers

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i'm not even sure mr domino counts as a living being

Gothic 2
I've been fucked up the ass.

That's because your experiences aren't real and become worthless in the from of expression the minute you open your mouth you burned out boomer.

Dragon's dogma
I'm a vorefag

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Quake 2

A close family friend of mine who I visit frequently has humongous tits, so I bought a spycam online and bring it whenever I go over. I film her and jack off to the videos at home. I'm also friends with her bf

184 pound and 6 foot

What one perceives using drugs isn't real, but the experience and memories of it is, but regardless it's a really cool way to spend a day once every few months

get trolled

if the perceptions aren't real then the experience isn't.

i honestly love jerking it at the park.

you don't know that.

>24 years old
>It's nice when it comes out with a single hair :>)

A proponent of "fake fun", aren't you?

Fallout new Vegas
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

I lost my temper

Team Fortress 2
>Used to pretend to be a girl on a forum so I could get free shit from retards
>My cousin made me suck his dick, I was around 2-3 and he was about 5-6. He sucked mine in return and to this day we've never spoken about it, but it's left me with lingering feelings of bi-curiosity and a slight hatred of him
>Really into bestiality
>Aware this is a datamining thread

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Favourite game: probably GTA, but my fav game varies
Sekrit:
>did nasty stuff to small animals
wont be in this thread later so ill post stories regardless
>be like 11 or so
>find wounded bird in backyard
>oooo whats dis
>poke it with stick
>poke it harder with stick
>poke its eyes out
>stomp on its beak untill it detaches from the skull

>some other time, 15 yo edgy as fuck
>cat found a mouse
>shes playing with it, as cats do
>its relatetively un harmed
>i shoo cat away peacefully (wouldnt hurt my cat)
>bring my dog in to see what happens
>dog fucks the mouse up in one or two bites
>im giddy all the while this happens
>dog BTFOs the mouse and fucks off to go lick his nuts or something
>i grab the wounded mouse
>go to my driveway and slam it into the floor for the laughs
i swear im not a sociopath

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stop being a fucking fag and post the story. Retard.

Super Mario 64
I have a completely fake persona for online friends that I keep up meticulously.

Doom
Ive been hearing voices in my head since i was 13

You're Onision?

Team Fortress 2

I've been married for six years and only now wonder if I've ever really loved anyone in my life

No, Onision himself is a faggot, but he owned a website of the same kind, if you find his website you could find the one I used to moderate.

Patapon 2

I promote the oppression of gays while I'm addicted to sucking cock and do so to keep the heat off myself

Sounds pretty sociopathic dude
The neighbor girl once found a rat and wanted me to kill it. I covered it with a towel and smashed it with a mallet. I felt terrible afterwards

I'm not one that could really pick a favourite so I'll just go with Star Fox 64
Nothing too bad

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Burnout 3
I raped a girl so she would leave me alone. Didn't work

Nice

That's a lot of people which is funny

Can’t think of one now but I did start the regiposting on Yea Forums

i feel kinda bad. then again theyre only rodents. this is edgy as fuck i know, but its true

Hey im playing binding of isaac right now and was put on two seperate 5150's in the past few months

seek help

Sonic and the Secret Rings
I have had four dicks inside me at once

Literally nothing wrong with this. Don't let your dreams be dreams and keep building castles in the sky.

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Luckily, I’ve stopped doing it

It's actually a common and "normal" thing, there's a french term for it that translates to "Pull of the void", I think.

i unironically dab

>Pull of the void
Isn't that more to do with thoughts of suicide?

>to keep the heat off myself
Protip : people that are extremely agressive about their hatred of gayness usually seem like gays in denial to the average socio intelligent person.
If you truly want people to feel like you hate gays, act like you don't mind them, but as soon as someone tell you they're gay, just show slight disgust, though as if you tried to keep your composure.
-t.did this to keep a friend sucking my cock without us getting found out about

ive heard of that, its your mind doing a "what if i was in danger right now and i had to kill some motherfuckers for my suvival" routine.

but then you sucked his cock right? showed that faggot

Now I don’t feel so bad

Nah, only he sucked me but he was always ultra agressive about it and people often times joked around the fact he was gay himself (which is true), but since he just applies the "tolerance with limits" policy, nobody ever said something like that to me again.

It's any self-destructive or taboo impulse that randomly comes and goes.

Xenoblade Chronicles

When i was about 10 i used to touch and lick my 9 year old cousin's pussy and she would do the same to my dick. A decade later and we've never talked about it but i have a secret urge to talk to her about it and convince her to do it again.

Intrusive thoughts are totally normal.

Dark Souls, I guess.
dolphin.rar

isn't the last one called "harm OCD" ?
like do you ever find yourself in the middle of a conversation wondering what would happen if you spat in the person's face?

So sort of like
>Everything's going good and everyone's happy
>I wonder what would happen if I punched them in the face right now

Nick Fuentes?

oh, you can fuck right off

My ex still does this

i sometimes wonder what it would be like to be shot. other times i damn near get an anxiety attack because im wondering what it would be like to randomly start swinging on a colleuge/friend/new person. its almost like an urge but i know i cant do it or i'd be insane

It's okay, you have harm ocd, it's sort of common, sorry if you felt like it was special, a lot of people have that.
Be proud you don't succumb to the urges.

The difference between an insane person and a sane person is that the insane person doesn't fear acting on his impulses
As long as you can recognize the impulses and impede them, you'll be fine.

Are you gay?
If yess can you give me ways you get opressed in your day to day life? I really wanna know.

>she was too young to remember it
no such thing, at least not after a year.

im actually kind of ashamed of it. weird its called 'harm OCD' though, my mom used to say me and her have OCD, though I dont notice it. disrupted patterns dont bother me and the intrusive thoughts are a rare thing. i am impulsive though, like with diets, and drinking, or buying things

Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga
I've dropped out of college like 3 years ago but I never told my family, they all believe that I'm in my last year of Graphic Design now and I'm terrified when the truth finally comes out, I feel like a complete fraud and the only way out of this feels like it'd be suicide or running away leaving everything behind and become homeless wandering without any aim

I question how climbing a tree weirdly can lead to having to get both your legs cut off

I don't really think impulsiveness has a lot to do with harm ocd desu, might be something else

probably told him to lock his knees while doing it

he obviously told that dude to climb and tree, then at the top start cannabalizing himself. duh.

That a pretty fucked up thing to do honestly. Pokemon platinum save files are way larger than diamond pearl because of how much more content there was.

I did the same till about 19. It was a big thing I got insecure about, to the point where I genuinely thought everybody knew behind my back. I saw a post just like this on Yea Forums at like 2am and posted it, then one user gave me the confidence to quit considering the rest of the thread was full of literal pedos and a Brazilian who murdered a guy with his friend and it couldve been worse for me.

Basically just go down incrementally. Pick it, but wipe it away, then eventually you just stop picking.

watching toadies like in front of a truck

Maybe it was in Australia and a dropbear got him in the tree.

Mario 64
For about 4 years I'd jack off almost every day directly into my carpet. My carpet eventually started to get crusty, and my room always felt humid and smelt gross. One day my mom got a uv light to find scorpions, and I got curious, and nervous, so I took it up to my room and my whole carpet was fucking bright purple. That's only one of my worst secrets, but its probably the funniest one.

Tell your doctor that your family hates mentally ill people and they'd kick you out if you found out.

Same but "deal with it" has never failed me if a gril I'm with points it out

Halo Reach
I'm waiting for my dad to die so I can kill myself.

Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

I'm a musician who didn't start to learn an instrument until I was 14. I worked my ass off to get good at piano, and even got a full-ride music scholarship to university, but there are some things I'm really bad at due to beginning late, like music dictation, and being able to hear a note and just "play it."

It doesn't really matter now, I guess. I'm 26 and am making an okay living as a freelance composer and audio engineer, but I still tell all my music friends I began at like, five.

Me too except I'm convinced I'm only bi because I was molested as a kid so it's easy enough to justify.

Well that's just dumb. Who cares when you started

Not him but 100% of musicians are complete fucking snobs when it comes to their craft. It's easier to just lie.

Why don't you just pay a prostitute? There are some really good women out there that, with enough money, will actually listen to you and go at your own pace.

It was always really fucking intimidating, especially in college, when there were people who could play these intricate sonatas straight from memory, and act like it wasn't a big deal. It didn't help that I was always more interested in the technical part of music, either. Most of my time nowadays is spent writing in a DAW, or fiddling with a mixer on gigs.

I guess I just didn't want to seem like a poser at the end of the day.

Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door
I dress up as lewd vidya boys and derail Yea Forums threads

Examples?

Im not derailing another thread, user.

Metal gear solid 3

I masturbate while wearing my girlfriend's underwear and thigh-high socks.

SMT: Nocturne
When I was a kid I had a vore fetish and I didn't even know it. I found this youtube channel that was nothing but these shitty animations that always involved vore. I would watch them for hours, this had to have lasted for maybe a few months. I didn't even find them sexual, I was too young to, but I couldn't stop watching them. I even masturbated for the first time thinking about vore, I was thinking about a woman being eaten while naked. It's over a decade now and I find all kinds of vore disgusting. Despite starting out as a degenerate my fetishes are pretty tame now, I only really jerk off to vanilla with tomboys and muscle women.

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I hope it's not who I'm thinking of

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Xenoblade Chronicles

I always felt really funny as a kid when transformation was involved, even tame stuff like Hulk. Later when I was 9 or 10 Totally Spies and that one scene from Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island made me realize I had a TF fetish.

Were they Sonic videos? I used to watch those as a kid. I wasn't into vore, and in still not, but looking back, it leaves me a bit disturbed.

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Great game and best fetish.

Zelda BotW
I regularly pay women to poop on me and I'm not fucking kidding

Left 4 dead
I catfish people I know irl into getting their nudes and have been doing so for about four years. At first it was just people I knew that I thought were really attractive, just a couple, but since then I have just done it to everyone I know to see who would fall for it. I have a folder with everyones nudes that is over 200 images long. It's safe to say I know what half of my peers look like naked. The worst part is I plan on using those nudes to catfish with so that I can convince more easily and turnover more nudes

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Poop where on you? Do you pay them to take diarrhea dumps on you or do you prefer firm logs? How much does it cost?

Fractal catfishing?

seconded

Cartoons were the main reason I think that caused it for me. For whatever reason whenever a show had scene where characters were eaten it sparked a weird interest in me.

I'm happy I grew out of it through, even thinking about how I may have turned out makes me cringe. I fortunately was pretty smart enough in middle school and high school to think social media was a waste of time so that was a bullet dodged.
Some were sonic, though not all of them. Only one I remember is Daisy being eaten by Petey Piranha and I think Luigi saves her.

Cartoons definitely spurred my TF and hypnosis/mind control fetishes
It's so weird how non-sexual things during childhood can be warped as an adult

That shit happens a lot to me. I feel like its real common but no one talks about it.

>Tecmo Super Bowl
I fucking hate monkeys, and watch dozens if not hundreds of videos of them being terrorized/abused/killed

A lot of cartoonists are degenerates, even modern ones, they just are quite clever about hiding. Look at Totally Spies and similar French cartoons, every episode is just some fetish shit presented as "silly".

>Outrun 2006
My absolute fucking nig. Got DAMN. Great game. My favorite arcade game and my 4th favorite game. Good shit user.

You saying that makes me think that maybe I-no beating me up a whole bunch in the Guilty Gear arcade modes gave me my femdom fetish.

Armored Core Last Raven
I want to fuck machines and robots, not shit like aegis or kosmos i mean shit like eve or drossel and glad0s

>Dragon's Dogma
>I'm into crossdressing porn, but after browsing /d/ for years I figured out I just get off to other's suffering.
>I'm extremely successful academically but all I want to do is be lazy as shit all day and work some brain dead job

what did it taste like?

are we talking monkey monkeys are /pol/ monkeys

is your dog okay?

>Xenogears
>I want a bf who will let me clean the cheese off of his cock, worship his armpits, inhale his farts, and shit down my throat. No I am not meming.

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I believe in you, probably. Why are you this way?

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anime really does turn you gay lmao

on my face, ofc, I want to see what a toilet would see. I want whatever a toilet would get. Cost is usually pricy, around 3 digits plus.

based

Monkeys. Mostly rhesus macaques.

3 digits doesn't sound like a whole lot to me for something that fucking ridiculous

NTR him

Why?

what did she do afterwards?

Metroid Prime 2
I'm into weight gain fetishes and I've even included myself in it on multiple occasions. I went from 400lbs to 220lbs in two years, but the reason I was 400lbs to begin with wasn't food addiction. Decided to just get my kicks from a distance and not die. Had my fun. No need to be fat forever to experience it once.

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XBC
I regularly lie in these threads to get (you)s

based

Props to you on top tier degeneracy. user. One day you'll find him or her.

Ocarina of Time
>take uni writing course a few years ago
>smart, cute girl sits right across from me the whole semester handwrites a full page review gushing about my story, telling me she loves it and thinks I'm the best writer in the class
>everytime I went to class after I thought about thanking her, but always backed out because I'm terrified of talking to women after years of horrible experiences
>didn't say a word to her all semester
Only person I've ever told is my therapist and she snapped at me when I showed her the letter.
I was also sexually abused by my dad until I was 16 and moved to another state with my mom.

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The Walking Dead Season 1

When I first started playing online people would give me the "omg its a grill" routine so I changed my username and started deepening my voice, but it still sounded too high so I said I was a gay dude. After a while I just started being a guy online 24/7 and it started fucking with my mental. I went from a sub to a dom and now I want to peg/rape men. I also started working out so I would be fit and have an iron six pack i'm very proud of. I haven't crossed into the cutting my hair or lesbian dimension yet and i'm hoping I don't but even if I don't i'm way past too far gone already.

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Why do I hate them? The conclusion I’ve come to is that I hate how weak and pathetic they are. There’s also an uncanny valley aspect to it; in that these things are very humanlike but are some cheap, ugly imitation that only exhibits the worst in humanity. They are weak and fearful, they stink, they’re violent and dangerous.

Based and props to you on top tier degeneracy. user. One day you'll find him or her.

You're one of those people

>Ghost Trick
>I don't know when or how exactly it happened, but my social anxiety has spread to online social interactions and not just IRL.
The grand majority of multiplayer games are literally too stressful for me to play. I was never like this before. I only play single-player games now.

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>Super Metroid or DKC 1
>I lost a testicle at age 14 due to torsion. The doctor told me he wasn't sure how it happens, but I bet it was masturbation.

is this something you already felt or did you get memed into it by that youtube community that mr metekour did a video about?

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You are a rare breed and a dream come true for many men
Choose wisely.

What boys, user?

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I'm glad I'm not the only one whose done this.

there's a guy at my work who ejaculates down the side of his bed and the wall has turned yellow
dont know why you people cant just use tissues

>Rain World
>Ever since I was a kid my biggest desire was to be fat.Some time ago I started making progress towards it but I'm not good at eating so it's going slow. I wonder where I'll end up.

Silent Hill 2

I secretly love the fact that I have to help out watching little girls. They are fucking amazing. Im not even pedo I hope. But I always play it off like its torture to be here and I'm only in it for the money.

Which makes me thing I might be overacting, which means maybe they know, which causes me great distress.

Probably NieR or MGS3
Got online groomed when i was barely 8 years old, did ton of explicit shit in front of a webcam, the dude also was a furfag and got me into the furry hellhole as well

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Ghost Trick
I once spent 5 years pretending to be a woman in world of warcraft because it made me feel loved and cared for. I took almost 5 grand in bribes and incentives from the losers that fell in love with me and even got my first 'gaming' computer as a gift from one of the guys who used to jerk off while moaning my 'name' in vent. I can go into more detail if anyone cares, but I've never told anyone besides my BFF at the time who was in on it.

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You promised "not dark".

More the second one sonny jim but alas I am a straight male. Seriously think about this, I'm sure olfatophilia plays a huge part into your fetishes, I knoe it does for me, convincing someone to be down with that is much easier than everything else because smell is a huge part of sexual attraction, its just some people like it more than otjers. If you can get them cool with smell, you can start to work on the rest. What do I know though. Sorry for the rambling, just trying to help a fellow degen. Hope i didn't fuck up the spoiler.

Sly 2 band of thieves
I was sexually assaulted by my best friends older sister when I was 13

I read about Harlow’s monkey experiments. My initial disgust with what he did to them quickly gave way to disgust with the weak little shits themselves. I’ve seen the Metokur video, and he’s grasping at straws to say the least to somehow link it to CP. I just think the monkeys are disgusting and pathetic and it is that simple. The worst thing about that vid is I blame it for (maybe) getting one of the best videos pulled down. I save nothing and I don’t comment.

Lately, Spider-Man PS4, that would be a dark enough secret here in Yea Forums.

Ff13
I’m gay

I have one like this too user
Though after doing so much of it on Yea Forums, it has turned me to become extremely submissive and pathetic on most online groups and guilds. I've become far less independent, leaning more and more towards the idea of degenerate career-paths.

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Gitaroo Man

That's gonna depend on if we're talking like, online deepest secret or real life deepest secret. Online I don't really have any, I like to think I'm an open book.

In real life it's the fact that my greatest love is tokusatsu and magical girl shows. If anybody I know in real life found out how much I love watching Precure in particular, I'm pretty sure I'd never be able to escape that. They'd either assume I'm a pedophile watching a show to ogle the 12 year old anime girls or they'd think I was just some faggot for watching a girly show in the first place. It's easy enough to say "I'm an adult, I don't gotta explain myself" in my head but when I constantly got shit for liking Powerpuff Girls in middle school from my siblings and parents, and to this day my mom makes fun of me for watching Super Sentai, it creates a mental block that's hard to shake off.

Maybe I'm just way too insecure, or something. I don't know.

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Fuck me, thank you, user. I just read up on this. I thought I was insane for having these kind of thoughts regarding my son. I'll get an image of something horrible happening to him, either by my hand or an accident. I'd shudder and shake it off but it still bothered me. That's a huge weight off my shoulders. Thank you.

I know that feel bro. It was men black 2 that made me one.

Well are you single?

>FA
Rare breed. I got into it about five years ago and put on about 150 pounds. It was euphoric. Like you said though, for anyone who isn't addicted to food and just doing it for the fetish it is hard work. Constant run up hill. I lost it all within two years of not eating myself into a coma daily.

Everyone gets fucked up thoughts, the important thing is how you act on them (or rather how you don't.)

>strong women that are still girly and aren't just reverse traps/pure tomboys

I'm sorry user but you're my fetish

I can relate to this user. Your insecurity isn't silly or stupid, it's perfectly well founded. Let me tell you about my nightmare experience.
>browsing random boards on 4channel some years past
>someone brings up power rangers and kamen rider in a thread about robots/mechs
>have no idea what kamen rider is, but used to love power rangers
>inquire more from that guy and he links to a place where I can download some
I didn't sleep for almost two days and just stayed up watching every single episode across multiple showa and heisei riders.
>mom walks in on me watching kamen rider kabuto
>gets disgusted that I'm watching some chinese kids show and yells at me for like 40 minutes about how i'm wasting my life
>finally fucks off and goes back to watching The Tyra Banks show
>tells my brothers and sisters, who also start bullying me about it
>best friend finds out and starts making excuses to not hang around me (find out later he thought I was turning into a brony)
>suicidal depression revving up more and more
>almost kill myself because I'm not allowed to like tokusatsu but it's okay to like capeshit
And that's how I learned to NEVER tell people in my life about my hobbies, move out and only discuss toku in places that already talk about it.

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>a feminie muscle girl who wants to shove things in my ass and step on my face
Literally jerking off thinking about this and do so on a nightly basis.

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I do now cause its fucking nasty, but it was out of laziness/not wanting to do anything after climaxing.

Beyond good and evil.

I have so delved so deep into fetish degeneracy that i am unable to enjoy relationships what so ever.
Vanilla just doesn't do it for and has ruined countless of my relationship, finding someone kinky enough to keep my attention is impossible, it has come to a point where i just want to die.

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Morrowind

I'm really into facelessness. That is to say, I find the image of the human form with a head but without any facial features extremely aesthetically pleasing. Whenever I play games I gravitate towards characters who don't have facial features or wear masks, and if there's any sort of character customization I beeline towards face coverings. I own several masks and helmets and I'm constantly looking for socially acceptable excuses to wear them. It's not strictly a sexual thing and I don't even dislike the way faces look, but something about the lack of facial features speaks to me on a visceral level. I mainly keep it a secret because this runs so deep that I'm convinced that other people would think I'm crazy.

>I'm not allowed to like tokusatsu but it's okay to like capeshit
I know that one a little too well.

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Go offline for a month then ask another girl out
See how it goes

Yeah, it's some stupid bullshit. But whatever. Thankfully, I recently found out one of my closest friends was a closet Tokufag and I won't ever admit it, but I'm pretty sure we both cried from happiness after we got done talking about it for like 6 straight hours.

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wouldn't say I go that far but I can see where you're coming from since I have a thing for girls wearing masks or even just glasses, something to take the mind off the face itself. I think half the reason I jerk off to anime porn instead of 3D is so I don't have to see a real human's face. I have no idea why, maybe it's a mental thing.

I feel ya. My fetishes have become so detached from reality that they're physically not possible in reality.

Dynasty Warriors 4

I'm a closeted furfag

die furry(?)

The only guys that like that are the degenerates here.

no, and i'm too scared to tell my boyfriend about any of it

mfw

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I'm glad I can talk about kamen rider with my brother sometimes (he's not really into it these days but he watched it back in high school so at least he understands the appeal) but the magical girl stuff is still off the table. Don't know what I'd do without places like Yea Forums.

If you haven't seen it you should check out Tokusatsu GaGaGa. It's pretty fun except for when the story hits too close to home.

That's fucking awful, I know my words probably don't mean too much but I'm really sorry that happened to you. I don't know how I'd take it if my own family gave me that kind of shit for liking mecha or something.

I find it a bit funny, your experience made you want to dominate men, meanwhile Mine made me want to show women they can't dominate/use/violate me

Metal slug X
When I was younger my older sister would sometimes leave her dirty clothes on the floor and I would run to bathroom to sniff her dirty worn panties, I sit in the bathroom and get intoxicated on her musk and the smell of her dried piss, I'd get hard but I was so young I didn't know how to masturbate

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See the thing is it's not a sexual thing for me. I normally whack it to people with faces; in fact I find it kind of hard to get off with faceless stuff. I wish it was a fetish because then I feel like I could understand it better. I just make characters without faces, feel drawn to characters in stuff that have covered faces, constantly want to cover my face, etc. This is pretty much the only reason I put 500 hours into Warframe.

You are far more desierable than you think, user. Not to come across like a beta, but I was joking about jerking off. Though feminine muscle girls who are dom are genuinely my fetish. I just prefer futa to pegging, but futa isn't real

based destiny poster

Nude capitalist over here

I see.
If you're sticking with him, he'll find out eventually. Maybe don't tell him everything at once, but he's got to know the cliff-notes at least

are you a boy or are you a girl?

I'll give it a look, thanks for the recommendation. I can still relate to the magical girl stuff, but maybe not that specific genre. I'm really, really into 'girly' soul healing anime. Anything with monster girls, or just any show that's really cutesy and simple and isn't always about rough and tough manly men fighting. Some of my closer friends found out I watched Interviews with Monster Girls and they made fun of me for WEEKS. It was brutal, made me hate myself but eventually they let up.

Thanks for your kind words, user. We don't know each other, but it's still nice hearing someone can sympathize with what's gone on in my life. My family is pretty brutal, they never let me enjoy virtually anything. First time my dad ever caught me playing video games, he beat the living shit out of me and grounded me for weeks. He hated me since I lied about joining baseball and he bought me a bunch of stupid baseball shit. Partially my fault, but I ain't no sports playin' chad.I was playing Crash Bandicoot, it was totally worth.

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Sonic 3 & Knuckles
I once masturbated to mind control porn in a hotel, in the same room as my parents as they were sleeping

Holy guacamole, are you literally me

(I'm the person who wrote btw)

I do regret it but she wasn't *that* bothered and restarted as usual, she started anew everytime she got it back from it which was like 5-10 times, but that's not worse compared to one of the times i took her games i went my way to throw her DSI in the garbage and take the garbage bag outside completely disposing it. Karma bit in the ass though, laptop along with my 3DS broke, i lost my heartgold cartridge and my white cartridge doesn't work anymore.

Yeah, the impact wasn't that bad and he eventually recovered but nevertheless i was a dumbass for doing it. He turned 9 earlier this week.

I kinda wish i didn't have it but at the same time i do

I have these thoughts when i see stuff like "Toxic Masculinity", "White Guilt" (and i'm not even fucking white), other "woke" bullshit and other controversial stuff pop up in my head which feels like the world overall changed after 2014 for the worse and humanity will never break from it or progress even, so i wish i could live in gamindustri in exchange for my humanity, all of the memories i had with friends and family so i won't have to live in this hell anymore but it will never happen no matter how much i want it to since reality doesn't revolve around me and i'm just some weak sack of flesh like everyone else with nothing unique. I know i'm not entitled to shit or a special snowflake i JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD OF MY OWN

Let's see if I am.
I also once feigned concern of a classmate who got hit by a car (happened about 5 feet behind me, saw him fly), so I could go home early from school and play StarFox 64.

Deus Ex
reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

Don't really watch monster girl shows but I did like the interviews one. Don't think I finished it though.

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HE'D RATHER HAVE
A BUFFALO
TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR

>Favorite game
Kid Icarus Uprising
>Darkest secret
I like the taste of blood. Not in like a super edgy scene way but still

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boy

I do lots of extreme femdom shit with my husband and he'd seem like a total normie if you met him. Most men will accept anything sexual from a woman since they get their minds fried by porn as soon as they hit puberty.

That sounds so awful. I am glad you seem to be doing better, hopefully the suicidal thoughts have ceased because I really don't want you or any anons here to kill themselves.

K

>tfw no muscle sub gf
you're almost perfect user.

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Do you drink it regularly? what do you think of the taste?
I've tasted my own it was slightly sweet

of course it had to be fucking furries

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Stalk me for a year afterwards

Post thread

That's so sweet, thanks user. I've been suffering from suicidal depression since I was 13, it's never entirely gone but the last few months I haven't really felt the 'urge'. I'd say I'm at a higher point in my life now than I have been in many years.

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That sounds horrible. Did either of you ever get in trouble for it?

>this body type cannot exist in real life
>most 3d muscle girls don't have big knockers, if they even can achieve a tight body like this
FUUCKING BULLLLLSHIIITTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG

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>revamping reality
What?

All of my family worked during the day so they never found out, nor did i bother to tell them.
As for the dude i'm not even sure, he just disappeared, probably got into trouble for trying to pull something similar

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Literally our only hope is a muscle girl with macromastia.

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>he didn't save her

Fuck man. How bad did it get? Did you ever realize you were doing something wrong?

im sorry to hear that

god i wish it were

ive joked about it in the past and he has shrugged it off, maybe one day i'll tell him but one day far in the future

i dont know, my boyfriend is a loud dom and probably wouldnt be open to the idea of being sub for me

>muscle sub
more like muscle sub that wants to dom

this post really pisses me off fuck user

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Jak II
I've been struggling to get into a relationship for pretty much my entire life due to my literal autism, but recently a lot of girls have been straight up throwing themselves at me. They were kinda big sure, but since i'm a fatfag they were my type. Just recently this girl with the perfect body(not obese but kind of thick) asked me irl how big my dick was, and we haven't even been on a single date. Maybe it's nothing, and asking someone you barely know about the length of their schlong is just normal, but it's been messing with my head, and I don't know how I feel about this.

Unironically based

I'm going to fail at life because of Bamham games, so i'm an special kind of loser.

That's both my secret and my game.

Mostly anal shit, and i didn't even realise how fucked up it was until the memory resurfaced years after

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So how big is your dick?

Storytime?

Go for it slow user, go in the business as a sub but slowly start acting like a dom. Once you both are more comfortable, then bring up pegging. Healthy honesty is important in a sexual relationship.

yes
different people taste different but the smell is largely the same. my own is more iron tasting with no sweetness, but my partner's is sweet

7 inches. Nothing to brag about.

yo i remember a similar case in my country.

this kind of shti is so crazy.

>it's never entirely gone but the last few months I haven't really felt the 'urge'
That sounds like great progress! This is sort of cliched phrasing but I hope things improve so that you never have those kinds of thoughts again.

Jesus, that can't be healthy. At least your prostate exams will be easier.

How'd you even meet him online?

>haha my dick is just 30% above average it's nothing x)

Dragons Dogma
I plan on killing myself after my parents die

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In a Sonic fanforum, not even joking
also forgot how he tried to get a dog to fuck me and tried to record it, thankfully the dog wasn't even willing

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Jak 2. Yes, me too, don't ask.

I've been told countless times that I have a nice ass from people.Including dykes and not actual faggots, to the point of getting an ass slap atlheast twice a week. I am not entierely comfortable with that. And I'm quit pissed I get so many advances from men but none from women.

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Turning anons on with your cute bod is fun, don't worry too much

thats pretty weird user

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Based outrun boomers

Well she's definitely not someone you should get invested in, far from marriage material.

If they're co-workers or fellow students or whatever just tell them to either cut that shit out or you'll call HR. It's a bitch move but it usually works.

GTA vice city
When I was 13, we finally had internet in my house, and of course I started watching porn. 6 or 7 months after I only could cum to deepthroat, puke or scat.
I was a horrible person when I was a teenager, I literally live a good samaritan life now to redeem things I did before.

Jesus fucking Christ, I think even at 8 I would've realized something was up. Was he like promising you shit or something?

>therapist snapped
Useless therapist

Literally lured me with vidya
i was a lonely and bullied autistic kid living in a mid sized town in a 3rd world country, i guess i was the perfect target for this sort of shit

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Had this happen to me. I replied 'pretty average, but I know how to use it'. I was fucking her later that night. Its a pretty clear signal bro. Some chicks are just forward like that.

Are you fucking kidding me, man? You didn’t say, “want to find out”? You had an open net and you lost the fucking puck?

Jesus fucking Christ I’m actually angry. Especially since fat girls are so easy. Pull yourself together and rail every single one you can, you loser

Guess I'm glad I had helicopter parents that made sure I didn't do anything bad online. You get any fetishes from the experience?

My fellow jakchads

>Therapist snapped at you
Pretty shitty thing to do due to your past of sexual abuse.
That said you fucked up

He did say he has autism you know

noncon and Watersports, just like the fucker, coupled with the fact that i'm a furry makes me a full-on degenerate, I wouldn't wish what i went through on anyone and wouldn't try to pull the shit he did either

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No

Never said anything about not responding , fag. I told her, and she confessed to how much she liked me. But I want to get to know her first so we're gonna go out a few times. Knowing her I'm probably gonna fuck on the first date desu

forgot to reply to god fucking damnit i'm tired

Can’t be that bad, porkers are asking him how big his dick is. I can’t fathom a better way for a socially inept nerd to break that shit forever than railing a bbw. Hang around her for a bit, get practice. It’s what I did, I was plugging a girl who was twice my size when I was 17 and I had barely had a kiss before that. Was never afraid of girls again, I highly recommend it

So I'm guessing the images you posted of Komason means you want to fuck him. Decent taste at least.

Hearing your story reminds me of the time that I made my friend strip for me and let me touch his dick when we were 11 at a sleepover

Also my favorite game is Killer 7

I honestly tried to find another game to not pass as a bootlick,but I couldn't. I genuinely plow through this game atlheast once a year and have kept a CRT because of the damned thing. Furthermore, It has one of the most kino french dub . Also, god damned if the cotnrols aren't slick and the comedy so good with all the slapstick and cheese cake.

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You're lucky, my roommate/best friend did that at a place we lived for a year and the carpet turned fucking black
Still got our deposit back tho

You hit the nail on the head with the wanting to fuck Komasan part.
Got anymore context on the stripping story?
Patrician taste on vidya btw

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Fu

Tf2

I have a massive Cuck fetish and I fucking hate it. I've never even been in a relationship before and I'm only 18, but the idea of having a SO cheat on me makes me fucking diamonds. I've tried to stop masturbating to it and even just stop masturbating in general in hopes I can get rid of it, but I always relapse and then it's even worse.

Not counting shit fetishes though, I have a tendency to lie a lot when I get nervous, as a result I lie when I don't need to and mask my emotions, intentions, and thoughts to the point where I'm not sure if anyone truly knows who I am anymore.

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He was fat and I was one of his only friends at the school we went too, but he wasn't a complete loner by any means, he had other friends. We quickly became best friends because our taste in vidya were shared and we just started doing normal friend things like sleepovers and such. Because of puberty I was a really horny and perverted fuck around that time, so in the middle of the night we would play truth or dare and it usually ended with both of us stripping completely naked, and one time I dared to let me touch his dick. It was a fucking tiny ass chode since he was a fat fuck

I also did it with another friend of mine around that time and we went even farther, we would play "Doctor" and completely touch each other's naked ass bodies and fondle each other. He almost dared me to suck his dick but he pussied out. I would've done it.

Oh yeah video games, glad to see there's another user who likes Killer 7. Is Yokai Watch good? I've been thinking if I should get into it but I heard some of the games are just mediocre.

>this thread
jesus fucking christ
i guess like
factorio
and maybe my secret is that i think complex analysis is stupid and boring and that other types of analysis are way better even though literally everyone disagrees
i don't really have a darker secret than that i think
oh maybe the whole gay furry thing but that's not my fault that's Yea Forums's

I'm sorry user.

Gay I get, but how'd we turn you furry?
/vp/?
Oh my God, it must've been /vp/

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it wasn't /vp/
alright i'll be fucking honest
Yea Forums didn't turn me gay either
that was probably digimon
but i didn't know what furry was or what a wealth there is on the internet until Yea Forums

Sonic Adventure 2
When I was 8, one of my closer friends took a picture of my penis and begged to have sex with me. We started, but I decided not to and left his house an never talked to him again. He moved away shortly after.

It's always /vp/. Remember that time the furryposting got so bad there a mod had to make a thread asking if they should nuke it all or just let it stay?

Sonic Adventure

I think about ways I could get away with a murder on a regular basis. I think I enjoy the theorycrafting of it.

Robert E Howard?

I’ve legitimately been there. I wound up just spilling everything. They were shocked and horrified, of course. But it was many years ago and legitimately I feel like I’m better off now than I was then or if I still tried keeping up the lie

>Is yokai watch good?
2 and 3 are fun games, but you might not like the combat system at all, Pirate it and see if it's to your liking

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I can't relate to the cuck shit but I do have a fetish for lolibaba's mocking me for being a lolicon (despite not being into "regular" loli)

I have no idea what created this within me and I'm not otherwise into humiliation either so it's not just that.

Tetris
I fucked my step-sister

Reading this thread I'm really glad I didn't have any friends that would make me do gay shit as a kid. I did get into WoW roleplaying because one of my friends was a massive futafag at like 13 years old lmao and I had to roll on Moon Guard to play with him.

Living the dream

Alright, I'll probably do that. Thanks for telling your shitty life experiences, user.

>Devil May Cry 5
I'm afraid of ending up like a lolcow, so I do everything I can to escape that fate. I work two jobs, have my own car, and am saving up money to eventually move out in 2-3 years. But I'm afraid that, even with all my effort, I won't be able to escape it.

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>a mod had to make a thread asking if they should nuke it all or just let it stay
No, I don't remember that. When the hell was it?

And thanks you for listening my dude, i really dislike talking about this kind of shit with people i know so Ive kept this bottled up for quite some time

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Shadow the Hedgehog
I like gnawing on random things I find on my desk while browsing the Internet, whether that be straws, candy wrappers, paper, or whatever. It's a problem.

Who needs therapists when you have anonymous image boards full of other degenerates? Now I just hope I didn't fuck up my friends by making them do gay shit, I haven't seen them in years.

>Mother 3
>I love macro furry porn. I want to be crushed underneath an anthropomorphic wolf's gigantic paws so fucking bad.

>Resident Evil
>This but with furry porn

Keep utilizing that fear. Just keep saving and don't spend your money foolishly
Then you can never fall too far too fast unless EVERYTHING goes to shit for all of us

Nothing wrong being black lol, red necks are just white niggers so don't let nigger jokes get you down about being black. :)

cave story
i'm in love with primarina, i even have a life sized plush that i cuddle with non sexually every night

Thing is, if you're aware of not wanting to be a lolcow, you'll already avoid it.
There's some communities like kiwifarms that exist because the people there are somehow more pathetic than the fucks here and have to leech on to it because they think literally stalking people will give them some value.

Really the way to avoid it is just drop your name and identity every 6 months in all online communities.

Cute

Mount and Blade: Warband

When I was maybe 16 years old or so, I had a couple violent self-emasculation dreams. I don't really know why. I had a sort of anti-sexual phase (I still am at times), but otherwise I never felt sexually abnormal.

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Dragon's Dogma
I was a gamemaster in 2 MLP LitRPGs. Both were dark as fuck, had a fuckton of gore, a serious tone and a continuous plot across 2 games. First game I tried to start as a horror, but slowly switched to action since I was shit at horror. Second one was full on cuhrayzee action Prorotype/Devil may cry clusterfuck fiesta with massive destruction scale, anime battles in space and ended up with MC literally flying outside of his own universe into nothingness to beat up a Gurren-Laggan-like final boss.

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I wish I had the willpower to put on weight, I just dont eat sometimes, im getting sick of eating the same stuff all the time

Final Fantasy VII
I killed them, I killed all of them and they will never catch me

Me on the right

Super Mario Bros. 3
Tried to fight my mom when I was a teenager. She used to instigate with me a lot and I had enough of her crap one day. I literally never never had behavior problems and was a straight A student.

same.
That said, furries are complete faggots and I would waste them if given the chance

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Actual furries that is, not people who just look a the pron

I can kinda understand this. You are gay, but hate how gay people act like special snowflakes.

This. R.Kelly couldn't read.

Super Mario RPG

I used to get really turned on by torturing lizards to death around my house. Like I pretty much did everything I could think of to cause them immense pain. Then suddenly one day I felt really awful about it and I regret the pain I caused them. God I’m sick. I would never do that again.

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>First time my dad ever caught me playing video games
how'd that happen wouldnt your parents know about your purchases when youre that young

>have my own car
user, I hope you have a used car and didn't fall for the "It's better to buy a new car" meme.

was she not upset about the rape thing?

Shadow Hearts Covenant

It's not a dark secret, but I bought a house and had an user move in with me. We're in a relationship and to my family, they're just my roommate but truth is, they're my girlfriend. They dressed up for me today and make dinner every day, they make my life worth living but my family has no idea how much they mean to me.

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Not, him but why is that a meme? I don't have a car yet and I was planning on getting a used one anyway, but why is getting a new one considered bad?

>Tfw finally getting a irl toku friend
I have two. One is kind of a pathetic neet who refuses to move out of his mom's house and drives slow as fuck (he drove fucking 40 on the interstate mutlple times). The other is so fucking alpha that he's gone through multiple gf's because he's too blunt for them.

Megaman battle network 3 white/blue
no good secrets to share cuz nothing worth having ever happened in my life. im the definition of boring

You can typically pay off a used car faster and your payments can come up to less than $200 if you play your cards right. Brand new cars typically have monthly payments of $300+ and the maintenance costs a lot.

Don't have a favorite game
But I worship Void Termina and replace 'God' in my prayers with his name

Zero Time Dilemma
I killed my cat because I was tired of him

Jx2
I found multiple glitched places which can't be accessed by normal players, all given to me by a single player

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Do you have blue skin and a long nose by any chance?

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Why not tell your family?

fag
don't start things you can't finish

Fuck cats. You did yourself a favor

>user
Someone you met here?

Also, are you a guy, or are you both girls? Cause if you were a guy, it seems to me like your family would suspect a relationship there (unless they thought you were gay, somehow)

Ah, thank you. How do I play my cards right? I know nothing about cars.

Tekken
21 yo kissless handholdless virgin

please die

No , I like his stories though.

No but I listen to the Hyness themes and, while I know it's silly I really just can't stop. I find it funny to call God Void Termina in a good way, like he puts a end to our voids.
Geez i know i'm patethic

That absolutely sucks, user.
But it's okay. You can still walk the path of heaven.

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Warcraft 3

I'm so much of a sissy that it's ruining my life. I love dressing up and living/being treated like a girl too much. I don't even know where this came from, I've pretty much always been this way.

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Viva Pinata TIP
Probably not the worst, but one night within a year ago my outdoor cat was having a standoff with a possum. I went out the backdoor to stop them and decided to try throwing something to scare them away. The first thing I saw was a brick, and for some reason I didn't stop to think if it could injure or even kill either. I chucked the brick and it landed in front of them. I remember the possum turning towards me with a sort of open "go fuck yourself" face before it walked off towards the woods. I've felt bad ever since because I could've hurt either of them like a retard.
I remember drowning worms on the sidewalk with bubble soap as a toddler thinking I was nourishing, feeding them or something. Children are fucked up.

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Yeah, someone from Yea Forums and I'm a guy. And she's my gf (male)

Whenever I tell people I think spiders are cool they dont seem to react that well.

Killer 7
I really can't think of anything particularly fucked up because I'm so fucking boring.

Silent Hill.
I am a closet pedophile.

>Favorite game
UFO: Enemy Unknown 1994 and the faithful remake (OpenXcom).
>Darkest secret
I'm angry a lot of the time at all the injustice I see in the world, and I'm doubly angry that the rest of humanity doesn't actually see it as injustice but instead thinks of all that evil bullshit as ok or even good.
I see that you can't get other people to understand right and wrong by understanding their emotions or convincing them using logic. The only way you can do it is by having enough power over them to FORCE them to see right from wrong.
And unfortunately I don't have the power to do that, and I also don't know how I could get enough power to make a lasting change.
It annoys me.
You have people unironically thinking that people's shit taste in videogames is excused by "subjectivity" (buzzword) or personal preference (which can be wrong, and usually is), and then getting their panties in a knot over pedophilia, which is a minor issue.

Oh, that's what you mean

Could you at least pretend that you're "normal" gay people?

hey, i remember you i think. you posted the link to it on /vp/, right? etsy or some shit?
in any case, pretty based. i've got a small plush of my waifu i sleep with, but she's not furry. still, love who ya love, man. you do you.

glad you found a partner user

We do out in public and that's how I presented us when I had to travel for work and ran into my boss at the hotel we stayed at

Just gotta wait on bringing it up to my folks, for now. My brother browses here and could probably figure it out if he saw these posts

Are there any archives from like 2+ years ago?

Fireden maybe?

If you don't live with them, why the fuck do you care what your family thinks? If they try to berate you for being happy, fuck em.

I feel like the rap scene praises ignorance and stupidity though.

I tried, only goes back like a year for me. The thread was exactly like this one, favorite game deepest darkest secret.

Damn late, replied and left the thread but the doctors already treat me like crap, They would judge me too much to be of any help if I was more upfront about my symptoms than I already am.
It is sad, that sucks, it happened to me once and it's part of what makes me scared to get help anymore

Nah, that's just the popular artists. They sell more. You don't here the socially conscious stuff too often.

>Favorite game
Alundra
>Darkest secret
I don't actually disagree with people like but I wish I could kill them. People who can't simply accept things as they are, how they will be, and how they might be fill me with a deep, cold rage. So what if the jews run the world /pol/? So what if "da ebil white man" runs the world twitter liberals? They did it, why can't "you". So what if the western world is falling apart due to the insane shit going on in media and in academics, mostly consisting of retarded onion boys and white women pushing for the death of their own race of some mistaken interpretation of how things "should be"? Why aren't you prepared to deal with either the fallout, or the rebirth of the society that comes from the other end?
My fatalistic streak is probably a darker secret now than the random murdeous impulses I feel towards people who can't concede to a future that we will never know.

I also want to bitchslap faggots who think that arguing the definition of words or want to start shit over semantics instead of the intent of a statement makes them feel smart. People who ask for an answer, then respond with "B-b-b-ut what if X happens? What then!" and when given another answer it's "But if they I know I did X, then Y won't work!" hate those stupid fucking clowns.
I really do agree with you, about all these dumbasses being worried about "pedophilia" in the form of fictional characters, they're fucking retarded.

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Yeah dude, i remember you. Who's ya waif?

>being able to hear a note and just "play it."
That's a born skill it's not really something you learn.

natsuki from ddlc. i've considered a daki, but decided against it for now. the plush is pretty snuggleable until then.

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Good shit my dude. She's a top tier cutie.

Why would you promote the oppression of a group that you yourself belong to?
That's dumb.
That'd be like me saying I'm okay with people getting their money stolen for saying "Nigger" or having the delicious cunny that they paid for be nerfed through censorship.

The last guardian

Met a freshman this year who I instantly felt a connection with. I'm graduating this year so I didn't want to do anything. I think she just sees me as a friend but then also buys me gifts and makes stuff. But then also tells me about hooking up with people. I'm leaving in six weeks and I don't want to tell her how I feel but it kind of kills me inside

If gamers fought for our rights with the same fervor that thirsty homosexuals fought for gay porn, then we wouldn't be living in such an anti-gamer dystopia.

Metroid Zero Mission
I try my best to be a normal guy with a normal life, but I really wish I'd done something different. I'm making decent money, but I did technical theater for four years in high school, and I feel like I left behind what was my dream job for a business degree and a hum-drum desk job all because my dad talked me into getting something more useful.

I have a good job, good friends, good apartment, gonna get the parts to build my first gun on Tuesday and I have a date on Friday, but sometimes I feel like I missed my chance for a more fulfilling life. Sure, I'd make shit pay and would be doing a lot of manual labor, but it felt...right. I dunno, maybe I was some money teen at the time and didn't really enjoy the work as much as the company, but it sure did feel good to bust your ass for a few months and then see it all come together on the stage in front of a big ass crowd.

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hating something makes you seem like you don't enjoy it yourself. if something is regularly hated by most people that you enjoy, don't let others know you enjoy it. go with the herd and pretend you hate it too, lest they find out.

Found it

How likely are you to ever see her again? If the answer is "not very" then just dew it

>gonna get the parts to build my first gun on Tuesday

Just as a hobbyist, right? No danger of suicidal thoughts?

made me gag. You're one sick son of a bitch.

I don't necessarily, but my partner would hate themselves for being a perceived divide between my family and me. It was my idea to be honest about it too.

Thanks, buddy!

Nah, I'm just a /k/ fag who occasionally posts on Yea Forums. Ain't no way I'm adding to those suicide statistics.

This is why the 2nd Amendment exists.

Definitely good to know this is a phenomenon that occurs to a lot of people. I'll get it from time to time myself. The most common example is when I'm at my part-time job and I have a black customer, about 75% of the time I'll have the thought of "What if I called them a nigger right now?"

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My bad. THIS is the thread number
386822834

GTASA
one time I took a ride from a stranger and one thing led to another and I sucked his dick. Not really attracted to men(male) but I didn’t hate it

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>My fetishes have become so detached from reality that they're physically not possible in reality.
Same. my greatest fetish is A woman who keeps her appointments, promises, and obligations without needing to be threatened

>fellow fatfag and autist becomes a fucking harem protagonist overnight
A goddamn inspiration. God speed.

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>legend of zelda: a link to the past
i have a freakish obsession with cuntboys and only on very certain characters i get fixations on. most recently was a character popular in smash dlc speculation. have fun guessing who.

KSP
I am a cannibal.

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>into aliens
>will never get an alien gf
Life sucks.

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Based

If you want to practice not enjoying something
Then you don't practice abstinence
You practice -not enjoying- the something.
Be exposed to it but be disgusted, unhappy or bored anyway.
You're on Yea Forums, you already have tons of practice being disgusted and unhappy at will from all the Nintendo theads, so you should be able to be disgusted and unhappy in sexual situations too.

Dishonored 1/2
I sniffed my sibling's pants, groped her butt a lot of times and cummed on spot. I was once caught in the process of doing so by her but somehow she still let me through despite never talking about it.

The first website I ever visited that involved material meant to get somebody off was animexpansion. I didn't totally lose the fetish but I do think seeing so much shit art of blobs and such tamed my tastes and now I'm only into very small gains relative to most of the art out there.

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Anger is a better long-term motivator than Fear, because you get used to fear and it gets less over time, but anger only increases the more you practice it.
Instead of being afraid of being a lolcow
Be angry at lolcows, and realise that you can't stay angry if you become one yourself, so in order to preserve your anger and be justified in hating lolcows, you have to live a good life.

>Shaming somebody into suicidal depression over fucking Tokusatsu
Fuck your family and that guy.

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I'm not going to stop being angry just because I can't enforce my anger.
Acceptance that the world has problems that you can't change is one thing.
But accepting that it isn't a problem, and that the world is just fine the way it is? No.
I have nowhere near the cognitive dissonance needed to see someone who unironically enjoys the Xcom remakes and think "Yes, this is fine. I am okay with this and it is not a problem."

>they

OH NO NO NO NNONO

You might be literally autistic. Not joking.

Battletoads. I have the same dark secret.

>my partner would hate themselves for
Your partner hates themselves anyway. They're a crossdressing sissy. Self-hate is necessary for that fetish.
Don't worry whatsoever about your partner's worries and anxieties. Instead, actively -disregard- your partner's worries and anxieties. Step on them. They get off on feeling weak and helpless, so you telling them that you don't give one single flying fuck about their mental health problems gives them a boner.
Realise that you aren't really fucking a boyfriend, you're more making temporarily use of a rather heavy onahole before it eventually kills itself and rots. Any attempt to think of your onahole as being worthy of empathy will fail, because your onahole doesn't think -itself- worthy of empathy.

I am literally autistic. And I am not okay with people who use "I enjoy it" as an excuse for playing garbage.
You can't convince them with logic or empathy. You can only convince them with power. And I don't know how to get that power. It's frustrating.

Dragonquest 11
I prayed that a ex freind would die and he ended up killing himself month later. I said the same prayer for my parents and am waiting on results

>And I am not okay with people who use "I enjoy it" as an excuse for playing garbage.
They don't think it's garbage. Their inherent system of value as to what they may enjoy is different than yours, and you cannot reconcile that. It does not necessarily mean that they have inferior taste or that you have superior taste, you probably enjoy something that is shit as well and think that it is the mark of good taste to like it.
>You can only convince them with power. And I don't know how to get that power. It's frustrating
Alright, Virgil.

Who or what did you pray to?

That doesn't seem to be the case in my situation, we have something more of a traditional, boomer-esque relationship.

If you enjoy something that other people don't, don't just sit there and take it. GET ARMED. STAND YOUR GROUND.
The most obvious case is with the whole "it's wrong to lust for loli cunny" meme. Other people shaming you are just doing what they're told. Their meme has no substance. Don't internalise it; reject it. And stockpile the firepower you need to defend that rejection.
If there are any unironic 3d-lusting peophiles, A. Your taste is shit, but B. Get armed anyway. Fighting for what you believe in against the herds of deluded sheep isn't wrong, it's right and it's necessary.
This is why the 2nd Amendment exists. It is the structural support that holds up the 1st.

I’m not really sure. I’m schizophrenic and hear voices so I guess to the voices that are always telling me to kill myself

?

What makes you think that you are in danger of becoming one?

>Their inherent system of value as to what they may enjoy is different than yours
Yes, theirs is WRONG.
Mine is probably wrong too but still less wrong than theirs.
> you probably enjoy something that is shit as well and think that it is the mark of good taste to like it.
I'm not deluded enough to confuse "I enjoy it" for "It's good taste". I unironically enjoyed Huniepop. That doesn't mean I was -right- to do so, just that it happened.

Well, it's probably safe to say that praying didn't kill that guy.

>Mine is probably wrong too but still less wrong than theirs.
Why?

Seek help

You fuck

When there are multiple dissonant thought patterns in your head, how do you determine which pattern is "You"?
When I have multiple different thoughtstreams in relation to a situation, I make it so whichever one I like more in that current moment is "Me".
If your voices are telling you to kill yourself, that's no good.
But if there's another voice, one that has more of a purpose and a determination to fulfill it that DOESN'T result in you dying, try becoming that voice and making that voice your main identity/personality. It worked for me.

>ape escape
>I broke a kids leg in 2nd grade with a rock

aw dangs

If you're asking why mine is probably wrong it's because I've been wrong in the past and I am a mortal human being and it's outrageously unlikely that I've become perfect.
If you're asking why their tastes are wrong, they unironically support a system where only one squad of aliens engages you at once so you don't have to consider the rest of the map, you've done away with unit loadouts so you can't customise your guys anywhere near as much, thereby removing another set of tactical considerations. Turn units are gone and are replaced with an auto-cover system, meaning that the tradeoff between how much damage you can get downrange and how much damage is likely to come back at you is far less nuanced, the terrain is far less destructable which again restricts your options and the complexity of your decisions, and the research system is ... more well balanced so that's good.
If you're asking how I'm sure my tastes are better than theirs, I'm actually not sure of that because I really can't be sure at all that my tastes are good.
But I know their tastes are shit.

All my voices are negative and hateful

>If you're asking how I'm sure my tastes are better than theirs, I'm actually not sure of that because I really can't be sure at all that my tastes are good.
Ok, then what makes you the arbiter of what is shit and what is good?

>what makes you the arbiter of what is shit and what is good?
Nothing. I don't claim to be the arbiter.
Things ARE good or bad. I am one of the many -observers- or good and bad, though.
>What makes me the observer of good and bad
I have eyes and a brain.

>Fallout: New Vegas
>I have a rape fetish and want my own slave harem. Also into very light ryona (not snuff, just slapping and hitting)

so much for rocket jumping

TF2
i convinced a girl to become a transgender male because we were together at the time and it fulfilled my fetishistic desires

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>Nothing. I don't claim to be the arbiter.
But you do. You are categorizing things as being good or bad and then applying that as a value for other people. You are judging and making very extreme statements.

what

Persona 3
I don't have a personality or core, to the point where when I'm alone for too long, I believe I stop existing and I forget to move out of bed, got anemia from it recently

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>people liking videogames I think are bad is a major issue
>pedophilia is a minor issue

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And if you're asking why complex decision making is good, it's because it causes the greatest difference between the rewards experienced by someone skilled vs. the rewards experienced by someone unskilled.
This acts as a greater encouragement to become skilled, or as a greater deterrent for staying unskilled.
And if you're asking why people should be trained in the mindset of getting good, it's because whatever issue on the planet you think is actually relevant, is better solved by competence than by stupidity and laziness.
If you go full Plato's Cave and assume that there -is- no truly relevant issue, then I suppose I can't disprove that and you win.
But so long as you assume that there's more relevant issues on the planet that would be helped by the people solving them becoming more competent,
then you see the value in becoming more competent,
thus you see the value in games as a tool to encourage competence,
thus you see the harm in games that enable and tolerate shitters and scrubs, which XCOM: Enemy Unknown does moreso than XCOM: Ufo Defense.

>hockey analogy
I don’t care how wrong he is please get the fuck out

I jizz into my used shower towels then throw them in the wash.

>You are categorizing things as being good or bad and then applying that as a value for other people.
False.
I am -identifying- things as good and bad, and then -realising- that good and bad also apply to other people.
If I'm making extreme statements it's because reality is an extreme statement. You can't -disbelive- the concept of mangled bodies from vehicle accidents, or a slow death to cancer, or EA still being in business.

could you say they all entered your secret ring

Becoming competent in a game does not equip you with the skillset to solve real life problems.

>I am -identifying- things as good and bad
That is again a subjective statement. You are categorizing them based on criteria which are relevant to you and are pretending that they are objective.

>I'm into crossdressing porn, but after browsing /d/ for years I figured out I just get off to other's suffering.
Thats actually fucking hilarious

For instance. You seem to be thinking that I wish to enforce my personal biases on the world.
I want no such thing.
I want the world to acknowledge the same objective truths that I do, not because I believe them, but because they're objective fucking truths and a basic acknowledgement of fundamental facts is a MUCH better problem solving tool than delusion.

MGS2
All I want in life is to be a husband to a stay at home wife with a strong maternal drive who homeschools our many (preferably light haired and light eyed) children. I picked a very difficult undergrad degree and studied extremely diligently for years, finally got internships, and am nearing graduation and have a job lined up with a company that will pay an income that can support a middle class suburban lifestyle. But I've gone on dozens of dates and have come across exactly zero women who share my morals and values: of which include saving themselves for marriage, wanting a large family, wanting to be an active parent and not a slob who throws an ipad in front of their 2 year old etc. I saved myself I want to be able to tell my future children that me and their mom both saved ourselves for marriage. But every time I go on another date with a seemingly promising young woman, with some pretty simple questions it becomes clear her maternal drive doesnt exist and she only wants children to be able to snap pictures of them for social media, and naturally none of them are virgins. So I've started to realize that dream isn't coming true and I'm genuinely preparing to have children through surrogacy and hiring a live-in nanny.

no, you can learn

musictheory.net/exercises/ear-interval

just grind and grind until you get it

How old were you?

System Shock 2
I died 4,840 times before I beat Cuphead.

Do you know how many children are molested each year in the USA?
30,000
Do you know how many children play Fallout 4?
Easily 10 times that number.
Do you know how long a molestation lasts? Less than 30 minutes.
Do you know how long Fallout 4 lasts? At least 5 hours.
And a molestation at least has competent enemy AI.
Don't pretend to be a retard.

>Becoming competent in a game does not equip you with the skillset to solve real life problems.
The problem-solving mindset is applicable to both. You're right in that if a person could git gud at a videogame without challenging their assumptions or learning how to separate a viable tactic from an inviable one, but instead go full Chinese Room on the game and learn it purely through muscle memory, then their skills wouldn't transfer over.

>That is again a subjective statement.
Okay. Then what ISN'T a subjective statement?
If your only argument is that beliefs are backed solely by my own thoughts,
then YOUR beliefs are backed only by your thoughts,
and I like my thoughts more than I like yours.
If the only thing that opinions boil down to is whichever side can push theirs the hardest, then that's exactly my opening point in that opinions are backed only by power.

>You are categorizing them based on criteria which are relevant to you
And also relevant to other people, and relevant to the shared civilization in which both me and those other people live, but yeah go on.

Well did you enjoy it?

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>Died that many times and didn't give up
Actually impressive

You don't find the ideal woman.
You create her.
The average woman is a blank canvas onto which a mindset is painted. By her father and mother, by her peer groups, by the advertising and propaganda she watches, and of course by basic biology.
You commission someone else to paint the picture you want
Or you learn to paint and make it yourself.

Billy Hatcher
I once clogged the toilet and let my older brother get blamed so he was forced to unclog it, I'm sorry Robby.

Fag

Megaman battle network 2.

I just want a taste a small size one.. Once, just let me empty myself onto them once and I promise Ill never even think of it again

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Pokemon yellow

I stole Mitchell Henderson's ipod

That's a very colorful metaphor but I simply refuse to give my future children a slut for a mother. Or a mother with zero maternal drive.

If I could make a cringey metaphor, I would say I am happy to mold a woman, but there needs to be something to mold. Give me clay to mold, not manure.

Yeah, that's a pretty apt metaphor. Most women today just aren't fit for a more traditional life, maybe it's all the social media.

> I would say I am happy to mold a woman, but there needs to be something to mold. Give me clay to mold, not manure.
Are the women you are meeting really that far gone? They can't ALL be unsalvageable. ... can they?

Well, I suppose surrogacy + hiring a janitor is an option. But if you're doing this, either hire a male janitor, or get itemised documents detailing EVERYTHING your janitor is hired to do, so that your janitor can't claim that her actions cleaning the -house- were what she was paid for, but her interactions with the -children- was pro bono, and that makes her their primary caretaker and thus entitled to custody (and thereby also support payments).

>Are the women you are meeting really that far gone?
They're just not women I think want to be mothers, all the women I've gone on dates with are the kind that love to be courted, to be wooed, to be chased after, to be desired. They couldn't care any less about family. I also tend to find out later on that they are habitual daters, constantly on a different date every weekend.

These are really the only women who are single. All the women who wanted to be moms at a young age paired off very quickly.

Halo 2
I like Skub

What the fuck

XCOM series
I have a strange addiction of biting my own skin off my hands. It started with biting small strands of dead skin around my nails, but over the years it have developed into biting actusl patches of skin off my hands, which have resulted in me losing 5 fingernails and I have to wear gloves in public because my hands are constantly bleeding and disgusting

And if you're going to say "Well molestation damages them for life"
What's the worst a molestation can do? Make you re-imagine the molestation every day of your life, so that in your mind you're still undergoing that trauma for 30 minutes every single day?
Having shit taste in videogames means you PLAY SHIT VIDEOGAMES, typically for MORE than 30 minutes a day. It's not just reliving it in your mind, it's reliving it in REALITY.
Would you want a child who was molested, to be molested again and again, passed between different rich old men, a sex slave living in chains and existing only to be used and thrown away?
No. You don't hate children that much.
So, why do you want a person to continue playing shit games, passed between EA, Activision, Atlus, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony, chained to persisent accounts via always-online DRM, used only for their wallets?

Make no mistake. The use of children for sexual exploitation is wrong. But it's a drop in the fucking ocean compared to League of Legends.

user you are fucking insane. This goes beyond autism.

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>All the women who wanted to be moms at a young age paired off very quickly.
Then get paired off with one of them. Seems like you already HAVE a solution.

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Most women won't be a surrogate to a single dude. They'll just think he's a pedo or an incel.

But just join a church if you want a lifestyle like this so bad. You will never find a non-religious woman with these values. There are no atheist "alt-right" women, only religious conservatives.

Don't try to have a kid and a live-in nanny. How is that any better than the selfish women who put their own wants and desires before the needs of their children?

>user you are fucking insane.
No. But other people are. And the only way to make them sane is to take away any other option.
Because it doesn't matter how much you try to convince people that bad taste in videogames is a problem.

Armored Warriors
I nearly broke my nephew's arm.

I still pick my nose sometimes, when nobody's looking, but I wouldn't eat it.

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Thank you for your service.

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Warcraft 3: TFT
I did the old "put peanut butter on dick in front of your dog" trick once, and regretted it immediately. I don't really think about it too much, but it sometimes haunts my thoughts.

Dark Souls

A cute tomboy friend who dated two of my close friends in high school came out as FTM during our college years. I took advantage of their increased sex drive due to hormone therapy and I slept over at his place every other weekend. At first, it was just me fingering them as we went to sleep. Then it culminated into me losing my virginity to them after we spent a drunk evening watching “At World’s End”. This came to an end when he got a proper bf (female) some months afterward. I still like girls, so I essentially used him for his body. I’m hoping for them to breakup so I can have easy access to sex again

Having a very technical degree and always being busy working on something, means my peers are not 18-22 year old warm, child-care oriented women.

I try but finding these women is extremely challenging and I have responsibilities.

>Most women won't be a surrogate to a single dude.
Yeah, but you don't need most women, you only need one.

How the fuck is Quake 2 your favorite game?

Lol no. This is completely delusional, and sounds like you're advocating for pedophilia

Training a woman from birth to be the ideal partner is not pedophilia unless you're planning for her to have sex before she comes of age.
What I'm advocating for is child grooming. Or as it's more commonly known, "Parenting".

I've never seen autism this massive

>>I have a rape fetish and want my own slave harem. Also into very light ryona (not snuff, just slapping and hitting)
dude, same

Well, you should be prepared to see it more often! Autism is a superpower.

I am raising children and having a family one way or the other. I will not impregnate a woman who has no desire to nurture children. If that means I have to go through surrogacy thats unfortunate but necessary. I have a large family myself and I have a female sibling who would be in the picture so it's not as if children would go neglected.

I don't mind dating a religious woman, but many religious women want a VERY devout Christian man, always leading prayers and such, which I simply am not and basically no one in my line of work is, because its very technical, people are usually agnostic.

yeah, it's honestly just a power fantasy but I guess most of society would consider it fucked up, i'd even bring some dudes in the mix depending on my taste changing (i'd never bottom of course)

Can't you simply hire someone to find a woman on your behalf? In my country you can.

That's a pretty common fantasy. It's arguable that men are wired to want multiple wives and that monogamy is more a factor of social cohesion.

"Parenting" is giving your child the mental toolkit to succeed in this world and supporting them in their interests and potential careers

Child grooming is done by some degenerate sociopath that has no regard for the lives of others and seeks only to fulfill his own disturbing fantasies

Please do not confuse the two

Can you give me advice on this, user? I'm a cuteboy and a bunch of people offer me to move in with them, and i'd really like to leave where I am right now, but the idea of leaving everyone and everything behind scares me.

Then become a devout Christian. Why are so selfish that you would rob your children of a mother rather than become a devout man of faith?

The west is full of degenerates and is doomed

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>"Parenting" is giving your child the mental toolkit to succeed in this world and supporting them in their interests and potential careers
Heh.
Heh heh.
HehehehehaAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you ACTUALLY believe this?
No, parenting is a tool for butthurt women to try to protect their issues onto someone else and blame that other person for the woman's own personal failures.

>Child grooming is done by some degenerate sociopath that has no regard for the lives of others
Or maybe he wants his daughter to have a good life, rather than her buying Live Laugh Love posters and yoga pants, then trying to "Find herself" before she's ready to "Settle down".

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Can't be worse than when I was offered to bar tend at a Christmas party for a company and one 10/10 chick got trashed and was on me all night. Towards the end she got real aggressive and leans and whispers how big is you cock to which my handholdless virgin self replied I-i don't think that any of your business!

I am sympathetic towards Christian doctrine and consider myself culturally Christian. But pretending to be a convert to score a relationship with a woman is not something I think is moral, or a winning long term strategy

Your partner will cheat on you and leave you for someone more attractive, because your beauty fades extremely fast as you age, and gay men think of monogamy as a burden rather than as a pleasure or a duty.

xenogears

I still have a "blankie" in my mid 20s. I clutch and sniff it constantly when alone in my room. If I don't, the desire to do it will gnaw at me until I give in.

I have a few, but ill just say smash ult

Redead vore and tentacle hentai are my fetishes. Also im kind of fucking mentally retarded. My eye sometimes twitches and ive freaked people out by making eye contact with them. The eye twitching thing makes me feel like a monster because ive seen people look genuinely terrified while talking to me. Like they are just now realizing i have brain damage or some shit. Living a nightmare because of the eye twitch.

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