>One digital deluxe copy of Borderlands 3, please
But sir it's Epic Store exclusive!
>That's fine with me
One digital deluxe copy of Borderlands 3, please
the arrow is supposed to mean you're quoting someone
and then gigachad died of cancer
such is the consequences of the epic store
>one copy of Barbie Riding Club please
Working on Epic Project. (cause easy money from home).
I've seen so many refunds on games its not even funny.
>shit meme
>OP doesnt into meme arrows
>shit thread
all fields
BRRRRRRAAAAPPPFFT
>Seething this much
Yikes
>Seething
>Yikes
>Your game is only available on the epic games store? Hah. No thanks.
who is he talking too? its an online store, there is no cashier
OP Pic related is being quoted.
just a reminder for you guys that you will probably never be able to get a woman like this, accept it and lower your standards.
>just a reminder for you guys that you will probably never be able to get a woman like this
and thats a good thing
I've literally fucked girls like that and I'm a goblin. You just need money or at least the appearance of money.
>tfw dozens and dozens of whores with that body in the nearest brothel complex
kek
Oh, and one copy of Dark Souls 2, thank you.
all i need is some money and bitches like that will come to me no matter how disgusting i look
Based
he always appear almost naked, does he even have money to buy all those games?
How do I get that much money
>splatoon? yea i adore that game and think it's the best new IP we've had in decades. why do you ask?
imagine the smell
>why yes, of course i play Super Mario Strikers EVERYDAY. how did u know????
why do americans like fake asses so much?
because it is the ideal human form
my mommy already looks like this! jealous?
He's quoting pic related
I don't even know which version is shopped
Nothing is more aesthetically pleasing than his naked body, wearing clothes would be pointless.
>For me, Granblue Fantasy. The best gacha game
>can't stick my dick in some thot with a fat ass
No great loss, really.
>1 preorder for a shitty game please
holy shit unironically made me bite my lip
are you gay?
nope
gay
>y-yes i pre-ord
>*cough*
>pre-order, h-how did you know?
>*hack*
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT