Why is his nose so big?
Why is his nose so big?
He has nose cancer
(((villager)))
To fuck your gf with
((((((((((((((((((HUH))))))))))))))))))
villages were a mistake
I remember when they were silent
hes a fucking jew you goddamn retard
this but unironically
they called squidward
>10 emeralds and a book for silk touch
Is there a better feeling?
this nigga just outjewed the jew
my favorite minecraft mod is the one where you can cut off their noses and then wear it to find emeralds
>villagers are jews
>endermen are literal niggers that run fast and steal
>creepers are silent and blow up. pretty much muslims
what did they mean by this
What are skeletons and zombies?
skeletons are white americans with guns
Villager in my world sells mending for that price
Notch is a white supremacist
Cringe
(((Villagers)))
>skeletons: bleached white, extremely edgy, shoots you on sight
Americans
>zombies: decaying, no empathy, will attempt to forcefully convert anyone nearby
Chinese
minecraft is still unironically the best game of all time. no game has came even close.
>you can't bring proper monarchy to these idiots, become their king, and put them to work in the mines and fields
What's the point of having peasants if you cannot rule over them with a fair but iron fist?
>Tall black creatures were added in the same update as cooked chicken and watermelon
But you can destroy the village and put them in a breeding farm
That doesn't make me a king, it makes me a mad scientist!