HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

>HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY
Are you spending time with your family Yea Forums?
I am and I'm enjoying myself

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>HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY
You should kill yourself for unironically saying this. Usually I'm joking when I say something like this but fuck you. Seriously. I'm not religious, don't give a fuck about jesus, god or any of that. But seriously. Call it what it fucking is, Easter. Is it hard? Are you retarded? Take a gun fuck jannies btw take a gun and put it to your temple, then pull the trigger. Better yet? Jump. Tall building. Just jump so everyones last fucking memory of you is how much of a fucking burden you were, a burden to clean your pulp mess of the side of the fucking street you charlatan.

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>Are you spending time with your family Yea Forums?
No my mom just went to the hospital

This unironically.

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It's my girlfriend and I 2 years anniversary! We'll probably go for a walk around the bay where i live and probably gift each other present and shitpost and lewd.

Same, he has risen. God bless you OP, hope you have a beautiful day.

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Unironically this, OP sounds like he ripped that straight out of reddit. What a faggot.

>anime poster
>not being a 500 pound neckbeard alone in a basement
nice lies fag

Nah, it's literally our 2 years anniversary. And she's into anime too and touhou. Cirno and Patchy is her favorite along with Koakuma when i introduced her. No way I'm not gonna be 500 lb, fuck that. But I'm very looking forward to spending time with her, we got 4 days off together so I'm fucking stoked to binge JoJo with her and other anime, any recommendations?

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Both of you are probably landwhales lol. Fat fuck.

go away

hahahhahahahahahahaahahahh
this delusion
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahha
sure your not anime shitter
your body pillow will never be real hahaha

I'm happy for you user. Watch something hectic and funny like FLCL

actual pic of this guy with his "gf"

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haha look at him go!

Our goals are too lose weight too, so we been cooking together and going for walks around the block or parks, we definitely want to look good and fuck like bunnies, according to her hehe but foreals, being fat is no Bueno

I mean no harm, just blessed to be alive and well

I mean, i have a note wrote me confessing her love to me on our first anniversary, it's in my wallet as we speak and always carry it with me as a reminder

For sure, thanks man

My girlfriend and i joked about getting a husbando and waifu pillow, she even joked about having a husbando pillow of me

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>larping this hard

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your kind are not welcome here

>Zombie Jesus

When it is clear that Jesus was a Lich and not a Zombie. Know your undeads, geez.

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U mad?
Happy zombie Jesus day to you.

I'm Catholic btw.

>trying this hard
its pretty obvious ur a hamplanet supreme
if you actually did you wouldn't care what some retards on the internet say
this is just so obvious

Went to church and had a quick dinner with the family. Currently playing a religious game to celebrate.

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Nah, I'm literally texting her on kik.

Let me bribe you with some flan, then we'll be friends.

Well i wouldn't say Hamplanet, but fuck that. Either Way, if i lost 40 lbs, I can do it again. Drinking lots of water, got this cute water intaker.

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I'm at work.

What the fuck

>Let me bribe you with some flan
sorry user but i'm a remiliafag. nice try though.

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fpbp

>faggots have bad taste in 2hus
both are outclassed in their own game

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sakuya is nice too

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Who are you quoting?