Customizing your character bald and with a beard, because you think it looks bad ass

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Thoughts?

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Please stop posting him his cheek growth grosses me out.

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What is James watching?

Okay but what if he's balding and /fit/?

this

bald bearded max is pure kino, fuck hair

There's nothing wrong with having a shaved head and a beard.

Does this guy know he's become a meme and being ridiculed to hell and back?

Can someone for the love of Christ do something about that wound on his face?

He's done interviews on TV and had most of the star wars cast tweet him because of it so yes

Beards are cringe and reddit. Being bald is almost as bad as being a manlet

man, that guy looks pretty bad ass.

I always go for slicked back hair with goatee

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You only think that because of the amount of soi chuggers you've seen on Yea Forums. Whenever you think of a bald/beard combo, your mind goes directly to OP's pic

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>insulting others
>being ugly inside
>spreading your disease

he got free tickets to see the premiere of the new disney star wars film. Calculated onions strategy

Which one is this?

>tfw always making beard and long hair

is this guy just completely unable to hold himself together?

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t.beardlet who can only grow dirt patches

but, star wars is shit now

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It’s more of a practical thing than “I look so badass”.

>Notice a receding hairline creeping in
>Accept that full bald looks better than the Eddie Munster/Vegeta I’ve got, so take it all off
>Don’t want to look like a cancer patient, so I grow out a beard (it also “elongates” the face

In a better timeline, he'd have used his talent to fake astonishment on an actual stage.

Anyone else thinking about becoming a "genuine" youtube reaction fag? You need an object and video of something or someone you once cried and held a strong attachment to. A pet, a parent, a teacher - we all have lost something - use it. Get yourself riled up then watch some stupid consumer shit and fool them all.

I wish I could grow beard. Not like a full santa beard or anything but something thicker than what I now have. I feel like all my beard hair has gone into my asshole and now I have to wipe my ass like I'm trying to wipe vietcongs from a fucking jungle

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what the fuck is wrong with this guy? negative test levels?

shit

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i am bald and i can't grow beard, barely a goatee. it's terrible.

but this summer i'm going to tan so i don't look like an aids patient at least. you work with what you have.

it's high estrogen, not low testosterone. i think. i don't really know.

>now

It sucks because you think it's going to be practical and carefree but shaving your head every other day, taking care of your scalp, taking care of your beard and more importantly taking care of the skin under your beard takes fucking time and costs money.

Yeah but if he's a /fit/ Viking then a fat loser like you will never say anything to him so what you think wouldn't matter either way.

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fuck you saying, kid?

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look at this SoiBoi

GODDDDDDDDDDDDS
WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Looks fine if you dont have a baby face that looks like it has never felt the touch of harsh weather. How the fuck do these people keep their skin looking like pristine untouched skin, I really want to know. You have 30 year olds running around looking like their just hit puberty but have a dad bod.

soul vs soul

Beards get women dripping assuming you actually maintain it and don't just let it grow into a scraggly neck beard.
You gotta trim it/shape it/oil it.

infinity war trailer

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Id actually like him alot more if he looked like this. Theres alot in looks, and his obvious cope hair doesnt do him any favours.

youtube.com/watch?v=wBBOcCe9Mak

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Unironically wish trump would shave his head, he looks pretty good

bald he looks like brote

>taking care of skin
are you gay? just buy one of these and done.

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t. hairlet

HEY VSAUCE

What video is the top left guy from

>now I have to wipe my ass like I'm trying to wipe vietcongs from a fucking jungle
I'm honest considering getting laser hair removal for my inner cheeks and taint.

Being bald is a choice, and once you've made that choice, you have to live with the consequence of being ridiculed.

no

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>Yes, I am circumcised. It is the manly thing to do.

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Fucking disgusting.

I believe both is the same guy but each one is watching a different trailer

what did you say about nintendo?

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God damn he is sucking his gut in hard look at that

The top left guy is from a channel called James Youniverse, but he deleted the original video because of all the memes.

They're different guys

Obadiah Stane lookin ass

I'm wondering what I should do too. Do I just like buy another hair trimmer so I can shave my ass too or what? maybe I should also finally shave my pubes, at least partially

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holy shit thats funny

Jesus Christ

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This shitpost was brought to you by port beggars.
Cope.

It's kind of spiteful and tasteless to insult his appearance, isn't it? If he exercised and worked on his appearance, it would probably not make him look much better.

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Once upon a time in my youth I slathered my entire dick, balls, taint and ass with hair removal cream and that worked shockingly well. I never did it again, but it worked.

He's really into star wars. His youtube channel "TheEricButts" has videos of him reacting to star wars stuff like this for the last 7 years. This latest one was just way over the top though.

Trump will never do a bald look because it would expose the scars from his botched hair transplant surgery. Too bad since he looks better like this.

Aww the typical weeb who can't lift

An argument between these 3 would be priceless.

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>implying this isn't peak male performance

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if you shave your head you will either look like an action movie protagonist or a cancer patient, there's no middle ground between it

he's like 1000 years old
The fact that he has any hair left at all is crazy, so I dont mind the comb over

10/10
Would gift Rune Scimmie

In character creation, i always try to create these types:
>long hair, ragged ugly face
>bald, stern face
>long hair and mustache, handsome face
>bald and mustache, old face
>shoulder length hair and mustache, angular face

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same bro. I'm a fit guy but I'm hairy. I just shower after taking a shit now.

Dennis Hopper on the right

Stuff like this scares me about making youtube videos. Just because someone is ugly doesn't mean you have to make them a meme.

YOU GODDAMN GOOKMOOT STOP FUCKING UP IMAGES

All publicity is good publicity.

>mfw bald and bearded
Good thing im homo and thats what drives most crazy haha

bullies

>3 characters from DBZ
Truly the bald of manga

well good for him if he's so passionate about something. crying over a movie trailer is bit weak but as i said, good for him, he really seems to like that.

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I don't know if I'd want to shave my ass. shaving pubes can already be uncomfortable because your junk will shift around and for a few days after it sometimes it ends up feeling like your stuck with a tiny cactus in your pants. I had a gf wax me once, but man that's painful. I don't know if it's cause I have course hair but I was bleeding from most of the follicles, and then for several days had to exfoliate to prevent ingrown hairs and shit. supposedly that's not how it should go, but it was enough for me not to try it again.

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>tfw long hair and beard combo
If i didn't have any chinfat, i'd ditch the beard while keeping the mustache

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Based. God i hate this garbage comic and it's forced and unfunny "wholesome" narrative. Like that one strip where they mock a buff guy at the beach while saying "haha i'm fat and natural XD"

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this guy is freaking gross

>I'm texting Chad, don't touch me

dear lord I wish moomins had holes in their bottoms for me to fill

seems like a seth rogan stoner comedy should be playing as the audio

This is what happens when you go to college. Make sure you learn a trade and embrace working class masculinity. It will save you from a life of consumerism and you'll get /fit/

Would he look better with hair?

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i think he might be the biggest starwars fan... ever...