What actual video games do girls play?

Fantasy MMORPGs and mobile games

>he doesn't sort by "Top" and then "Today" or "This Week" given how long you were away from the internet

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Harvest moon

>clapping after the plane lands
Is this an American thing or something?

I have no idea but if I had to venture a guess I'd say that normie social media culture has stratified to the point where the most precious hipsters look down on those who sort by "top all time" just looking for the superficial content instead of being intrepid content pioneers like them who sort by new

like sorting the Yea Forums catalog by reply count instead of bump order

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Yes. It's not an everyday occurrence but it does happen.

Uh.. I sort by new on Spotify.

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>like sorting the Yea Forums catalog by reply count instead of bump order
didnt even know you could do that

we clap when the plane takes off and when it lands. you jelly thirdworlder?

The image is implying that its a good thing
Unless it's being ironic

>not "Last hour"

theres a reason it's called clapistan

My """""ex""""" plays weebshit jrpgs and some action games like sekiro and mhw. She also plays shooting plays overwatch and apex and anything nintendo shits.
I hope she gets knocked up by some nigger or anyone soon then let her take responsibility. What a stupid bitch.

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Girls unironically have better taste in vidya than most guys.

horse shit. i traveled extensively for my last job, hundreds of flights over the course of a year, and never once saw a single person fucking clap for a plane landing.

This is 100% untrue seeing as a vast majority of "female gamers" are just playing Facebook games.

Do girls actually get "wet" when they're horny? Guys get pre-cum, I get it, but what's the female equivalent of "pre-cum", what's it called?

>go to catalog
>click sort by creation date instead of bump order
>now you see all the new and interesting posts people are making that normally would get drowned out by (You) bait threads.

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People on my country do that.
I heard its a relief thing and I used to think it was to congratulate the pilot for a good flight

That's wrong.

Sort by top = sort by bump order
Sort by reply count ascending = sort by new

lend me her

Girls are not human.

My girlfriend plays vidya but she only plays action games, she hates storytelling games.

I tried to get her into multiple games like detroit become human, fallout, etc but she always gets bored within 10 minutes. She likes battle royales and games where you jump straight into gameplay with no storyline.

She mainly plays apex legends, fortnite, dead by daylight, smash bros, minecraft, and call of duty.

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This.

As an American who once worked a travel job, taking dozens of flights over an 8 month period, I've never once seen anyone clap after a plane landed. Seen clapping after a movie which is retarded as fuck and some various other dumb shit but never for a plane landing.

>Starbucks
>Ouija board
>Wii controller
>iPhone
this image was made to trigger me, right?

It's an imgur meme, technically

Is bus driver a reddit meme for OP?

same sort of fluid

Have you never had sex? If not, have it. If so, yes.
Without lubrication, it would be painful for the woman. It stands to reason that when they are ready to breed, their body prepares itself for breeding. In this case, lubrication.

Their vagina's activate by lubricating a bit. Some moreso than others.

By its nature Yea Forums kind of does this to begin with since new threads will be bumped up regardless of the number of posts in it. On other sites a new thread wouldn’t go to the front page until receiving a certain amount of attention in a certain amount of time.

Not a big fan of a lot of the games she plays but she is my fucking nigga. Gameplay will always be more important than story, and she's there for the part where you control stuff and have it interact with other stuff so your brain generates fun; which is the fundamental mechanic that qualifies something as a "game". Instead of your garbage B-tier stories that use the "game" mechanic as a half-assed backdrop for your high school level spoon-fed narrative

gf plays kenshi, rimworld and CK2. I was starting to worry that my tomboy gf could just be a dude before I saw her pull up SIMS 4.

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Sure, help yourself.
This.
kek they only play what they think is cool or cute and what's mainstream. Women don't have original thoughts of their own.

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>sort by new
>get that sweet fpbp reply
>end up being second
>thread dies cause nobody cares

9-11 did more harm than you can imagine.

My dad's a pilot and he says that passengers clap when he gives a good landing.

We actually have virgins on Yea Forums still?

as opposed to "male gamers" who don't even play, but watch twitch and financially support someone else to "play".

bus drivers should get stabbed more often than they do

My sister like playing animal crossing and Kirby air ride. Whenever I’m over she’s always fucking playing air ride she has nearly every check mark in city trial, but almost none in the other modes

Bus driver is a meme from Fortnite which references kids IRL being polite and thanking their bus driver on school trips.
I remember doing that back as a kid cause my mom reminded me to

How can you tell if a girl orgasms? You can always tell with a guy due to cum ejaculating out of his penis, but what about girls?

I’ve noticed that girls play most mainstream popular games, regardless of genre. It’s far easier to find guys who are into niche titles.

My gf plays horizon and likes Nintendo games like odyssey or Mario kart. Shes not the best at vidya but at least she doesnt play yoshi or kirby games since they're too piss easy.
She hates overwatch and hollow knight because of the sounds and voices.

Watch that edge, coldsteel

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>Thank the bus driver
I never understood this shit. The driver is getting paid to take you to your stop. He's not doing it because he gives a flying fuck about you, it's his job. He doesn't need or want your thanks.

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What in the fuck does any of that even mean???

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Fuck you. This is the first post ever that made me feel old, as I had to deduce for 3 minutes what all that zoomer speak was

>tfw a girl likes you

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the only games my female friends play are games where theres a healing class and also hyper light drifter

stardew valley
Facebook / Instagram
Overwatch
Legend of Zelda
Mario Kart
The Sims

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99% of girls don't get physical pleasure from sex, it's mostly psychological pleasure. And they don't masturbate and there's no such thing as a female orgasm.

All those female solo videos on porn sites are fake and the girls piss (a.k.a. """"squirting""""") and fake their orgasm

most male "gamers" just play shitty f2ps

If you frequently take the bus, you should thank the bus drivers. It means a lot to some of them and helps make their shitty job just a little bit easier to tolerate.

Don't fucking clap when the plane lands though, that's just fucking retarded.

I've had this happen to me. She wasn't very hot and she always wanted to go out and do boring shit with me like shopping. She wouldn't stop texting me either with inane bullshit I didn't give a fuck about. Eventually I told her I wasn't interested and I never saw her again. I think her entire social group hated me for the rest of the year.

They do have ejaculate, it's just not nearly as prominent as a guy's. Especially since they've got all that lubrication down there. It's very easy for a woman to fake an orgasm compared to a man - the only thing that really bars them is their ability to fake the dude out. Talk about easy mode, am I right fellas?

Holy shit what is wrong with schools these days.

Yea Forums is sorted by new. What did they mean by this?

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Never fall on the love meme guys. Fuck women!

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This. Being gay is the only way.

ITT user takes Sex Ed lessons

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Externally, a lot of rapid breathing, quick back arches, etc. Once you've seen it a few times it's easy to identify.
Internally, the vaginal walls will clench and release like a motherfucker over and over, plus there will be a rush of juices (note: not really squirting, not a full ejaculation or anything crazy. Just... more of it. It's also flush full of hormones, so it tastes delicious.)

It's possible to fake, in the same way you can fake a sneeze. But there are still telltale signs.

Kill yourselves, faggots.
Then again, according to the stats, it's only a matter of time before you do.

>t.incel
lmao take care of jamal's baby :)

All while Jamal takes care of you.

i dont get it

based women are a meme broship is the only true form of love

kys pussy bootlicker

She better be. Witcher 1 and 2 are fucking 10/10 compared to W3's 7/10. Assuming she isn't a total casual.

I'm American and have never seen it happen.

What does he powerslide into the gate?

Driving the bus is a skill that needs to be maintained despite pay, and if he got you to your stop without crashing or running over a pedestrian you should thank him. You put your life in his hands and despite his meager pay he delivered you to your destination without consequence. Thank the driver.

nobody is gonna comment on how she has a boner?

>women are a meme
>let me worship cock like women do
Faggots are like women except with none of the advantages.
No kids, no proper sex, and men smell awful.

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I always knew these kind of posts were made by faggots.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if some were trannies or tranny apologists.

Thankfully, no matter the future, whether whites recover everything or if muslims take over, it's good to know that fags, trannies and all the weirdos will enjoy a premature death.

I am a pilot. I have heard clapping once. OSL to SYR nonstop. It is a movie thing people think happens but in real life happens about as much as movie theater clapping.

I think I loved more than I should bros...

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No girl would think submissive cucks like that are hot

No most pilots are really lazy and just slam the breaks down on the runway when they land, a good landing is completely smooth and requires thousands of hours of experience.

Aside from popular normalfag, casual games and whatever FOTM titles, I mostly see chicks playing horror games. I always encountered more playing L4D or Friday the 13th. No idea if anyone else has had this experience, but their taste isn't complete garbage if that's the case.

>Make first reply in a "we're going home thread" about WoW Classic
>50 (you)'s because people got butthurt that you called them pathetic for thinking that a 15 year old MMO is "home"
>People still replying to your post hours later
Felt pretty good

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That's the joke.

No. Reddit. I haven't been to Reddit in almost 10 years and can guarantee it was first a Reddit meme about the "brave heroes" that sort by new and give the best content the first upvotes. Even Warez sites that let you sort by new didn't have this sort of mentality.

I fly all the time in America and I've never seen anybody clap. I could see it happening if there was a lot of turbulence or something or they landed in a storm.

so many whiteknight incels ITT

Arabs do it for sure

>99% of girls don't get physical pleasure from sex
I pity any women you’ve been with

You can with Yea Forums X.

Hnnnnng

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>would rather have a roastie he has nothing in common with and just with her for sex instead of someone that shares your interests and can form an actual connection with

>No kids
oh no no child support, its the current year too retard just get a surrogate if you really want one

>no proper sex
you mean actual sex since both of you understand what you both want

>men smell awful
ok youve never been around women then or maybe you should find other friends instead of autists that dont shower like you

>sort by new
nice job stealing r*ddit memes

oh now i see why it gets attributed to americans. fucking bonglanders "bantering" again. hurry up with brexit you fucking towel heads

>implying his hyper incel ass has ever so much as held a hand
Come on, user.

>oh no no child support, its the current year too retard just get a surrogate if you really want one
Ah yes, rising another man's kid, and you complain about cuckoldry.

>you mean actual sex since both of you understand what you both want
No because you are going to be fucking a man's hairy asshole.

>ok youve never been around women then or maybe you should find other friends instead of autists that dont shower like you
Oh wow, namecalling, maybe i'd find offense if it didn't come from a demographic of subhuman degenerates.
But no, men sweat smells terrible.

Sorry, but i'm not going to become a faggot.
Thankfully, 99% of the world doesn't, either, and the future is black of all the LGBT scum, as it should be, for you are rabid animals.

>And they don't masturbate and there's no such thing as a female orgasm.
Pull the other one faggot

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not saying they're the only ones doing it, i just fly a lot to the middle east and noticed it

I'm American and have literally never seen it happen. I'm starting to think that if it does happen, it's like a one in a million thing, but people who witness it talk about it nonstop until it floods everything and people think it's common.

go to a porn site, sort by new, and see all the underaged girls posting their fap videos that get deleted after a couple minutes.

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Cold lips

she'll look like she's in pain due to tensing up. each girl its different though. had one girlfriend that would sound like she was swallowing something just before

You do understand that faggotry is a mental illness and that the vast majority of humanity is incapable of feeling sexually or romantically attracted to their own sex, right?
You can't choose to be a fag.

And even then, you are implying fags are like your average man, when all gay men are a bunch of insufferable worthless scum that I would rather punch more than anything else.
There's a reason there's countries where they throw scum like you from buildings.

Okay then normalfags, how does sex with a girl feel like then?

same here, she forced me to watch advent children
i've never played a final fantasy longer than 10 mins

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I'm not a normalfag, I'm a girl who masturbates.

>dude just become gay lmao
I rather put up with 100 women than a single fag.

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An interesting thing that I heard from a pilot I talked to, an extremely smooth landing as in "landing so smoothly you can barely feel the plane touch the ground" is actually considered bad practice. A proper landing must have the pilot be able to completely feel and confirm that they have touched the ground, so the big thud you feel from landing is necessary.

It's not though

Cringe

Fine, then what's the difference between a g-spot orgasm and clitoral masturbation? How can a guy tell what gets a girl off?

It's amazing how defensive homefags get for a game that doesn't even have a release date.

Pretty good.

>First page of thread (default view)
>Automatically sorted by the latest replies

One's an orgasm and the other is masturbation? Are you trolling or are you really this stupid? I'm genuinely unsure.

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>Muh storytelling
fucking boring as shit interactive movies go play some actual videogames son your gf is unironically woke

I assume you mean G-spot orgasm vs clitoral orgasm.
G-spot orgasms are way trickier, for one thing. I'd say most girls don't bother with it/don't orgasm from penetration. All about the clit my dude, much easier to climax that way.
I'd say the easiest clue to it are vaginal contractions. Can't really fake them.

If anything that would be sorting by hot or trending. Sorting by new is showing the latest threads first, regardless of bump order.

The Sims, New Vegas, Bioshock, Rule Of Rose, Silent Hill, Binding Of Isaac, Zeldas.

That's called being sorted by bump order. There's a difference between sorting by bump order and thread creation.

Games my sister likes:
>Portal
>Dragon Age
>Sims
>Stardew Valley
>Bully
>A Way Out
>Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
>Pokemon
>Kingdom Hearts
She also watches those Achievement Hunter guys

>Ah yes, rising another man's kid, and you complain about cuckoldry.
thats not what a surrogate is, not really a surprise that youre retarded though

>No because you are going to be fucking a man's hairy asshole.
>But no, men sweat smells terrible.
most people arent hairy fatasses like you, maybe go outside more

>Sorry, but i'm not going to become a faggot.
>Thankfully, 99% of the world doesn't, either, and the future is black of all the LGBT scum, as it should be, for you are rabid animals.

you sound pretty bitter i guess thats what shilling for women does to you

I have seen it happen once and that was only when it was a perfect landing in bad weather. Couldn't even feel that we touched the ground.

Never known girls to be attracted by politeness though, which isn't to say you shouldn't be, just that you're sooner to be thought of as having something wrong with you.

meme that means something special to the girl that posted OP's pic, and absolutely nothing to anybody else
this is how women test for psychic superpowers in potential mates (and get pumped and dumped by any roma that feigns psychic superpowers just long enough to get in her panties)

>thats not what a surrogate is, not really a surprise that youre retarded though
I don't care.
Besides, poor kid will grow up to become another fag, I don't want to make this planet worse.

>most people arent hairy fatasses like you, maybe go outside more
Fags are, though, we've all seen your degenerate parades.
The only thing you deserve is death.

>you sound pretty bitter
Hey, the ones killing themselves in masse are you fags, not the normal people.
Not bitter, I just hate horrible people with no redeemable aspects.

But people often thank people for doing their jobs. It’s not exclusive to bus drivers. Many people would also thank mechanics, repairmen, accountants, waiters, and even cashiers. Humans aren’t just robots doing their jobs for rewards. Not feeling appreciated makes a job harder for most people.

everyone is wrong. its a reddit thing

>he doesn't sort by 0 replies and get multiple fpbp's a day
pathetic

I have a couple of gay friends and they are all far more insufferable than any woman i've ever known.
To be gay is a curse.
99% of the people you'll like won't be attracted to you by default, and the few that are are the bottom of the barrel of men.

someone definitely needs to have sex

>there's no such thing as a female orgasm
>girls dont get physical pleasure from sex
tell that to the horse I fisted until she bent her hind legs and soaked the floor behind her and winked constantly for several minutes afterwards when she wasnt winking before

>G-spot vs clitoris
Imagine you have a 6 inch dick.
A g-spot orgasm would be like only touching from the base of the shaft and the next 4 inches, but never touching the head. A clitoral orgasm would be like only jamming on the head but never touching the shaft.

There's a reason why a lot of vibrators have the goofy clit dolphin on them.

This is complete bullshit if you're landing at a L4 or higher airport, the entire fucking sequence is computer driven.

happens in Russia a lot

if girls don't get pleasure from sex then why do they care how big the dude's dick is huh incel

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Its just like the "people think Americans wear shoes indoors because nobody takes of their shoes indoors in movies" meme.

But guys can cum from just touching the shaft or just touching the head, no?

t. dicklet

Why would she not dry herself if I didnt do anything of those things?

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>I think it's a reddit meme where you filter to see newer posts first.
Why would anyone want to view content any way but chronologically?

See

>tfw permavirgin wizard that will never make a woman orgasm
Feels bad

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i've only been on two flights my entire life and on both of them people clapped

...Americans don't wear their shoes inside?

>That news report were American's started clapping after hearing gunshots that they thought were people clapping, and started clapping harder when the gunshots intensified

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Sure, but it's way easier/better feeling to touch the whole thing.
For example, if you're fingering a girl, a good trick is to make a hand like you're holding a Dualshock controller, put your index and middle finger in and wiggle them on the top wall, while you move your thumb in [semi-]circles around the clit.

>my anecdotes are better than your anecdotes

Cool story. I've seen three clappenings in my limited flight experience.

It's definitely a Puerto Rican thing

It's because some foreign retard sees it happen in a couple movies and think that all Americans must always do it because some movies portrayed it.

Don't worry user most guys who do fuck girls won't, either.

don't worry user according to our top incel scientists women can't orgasm anyway so you're literally worrying about nothing

add minecraft to that and its true

>Never known girls to be attracted by politeness
Women are instinctively attracted to douchebag chads, even if they deny it.

Damn true.

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>I've been rejected/ignored by Staceys so I clearly am an expert on women
Goddamn, I don't know which is a more annoying invasion, /pol/ or /r9k/.

I don't thank the bus driver but I do say good morning/day when I enter.
This is normal right?

If you're not going to leave immediately then it's rude to walk around in someone's house with your shoes. The only time it's acceptable to wear shoes inside is if you just come in for a couple minutes before heading out or if you live with roommates and wear shoes into your bedroom before taking them off or something. In almost all other cases you take your shoes off at the door.

No.

>which is a more annoying invasion
If anything, it's reddit

Every chick in my closer circle of friends seems to play play Final Fantasy.
Big standout being my brothers girlfriend, she plays fighting games and keeps ranting about firebombing Ubisoft because of For Honor. Still not sure if she isn't actually a tranny.

Yeah.

A lot of women fight back against orgasm because they don't understand what they're feeling and can't just let go and let themselves orgasm.

Because you may want to see the most upboated posts first so you can fit in the hivemind

Since I'm like the last guy in the bus I'll say "Thanks, have a nice day". I feel like that's not an extraordinary gesture worth worrying about tho.

wagies gotta look out for each other.

That sounds like a terrible way to experience discussion on a forum.

it's a meme. They just want to gloat to their other femoid (calling them humans would be generous) friends.

Do foreigners really think we just wear our shoes all day at home? The fuck?

>Humans aren’t just robots doing their jobs for rewards.
I am. I fucking hate when people try to put on a happy face and fake some gratitude just to pat themselves on the back over feeling polite. I don't give a fuck what you think, I'm gonna do my job and do it well because I'm getting paid. I couldn't care less about you, I'm only paid to make it feel like I care about you.

The g-spot is more akin to directly stimulating the most sensitive part of the head in my experience. I found a few of my girlfriends' g-spots as well as happen to hit it every time I fuck them, and they end up wanting sex literally all fucking day. They just don't want to stop after that, it's fucking exhausting. They couldn't care less about the clitoral stimulation, they just wanted the good shit that made them orgasm fucking 5 times already. It becomes a chore after a certain point, not even fun anymore.

It's fucking reddit, what did you expect?
It's actually pretty sad when the only place where you can get genuine, unfiltered discussion with random people who won't worry about fitting in a clique is fucking Yea Forums of all places

Yes, because characters in TV shows and movies never take off their shoes so people in other countries think all Americans never take off their shoes all day no matter what. Then they make fun of us for this thing that we don't do. Then they call us retarded for not knowing some obscure shit about their country or culture while they parade around all these false notions and strawmen they built up about Americans because they think movies are the same as reality.

So essentially the same shit weebs think about anime vs. real life in Japan.

had it happen twice, one was after some pretty bad turbulence, the other time after the pilot aborted the first landing and went around for another pass
it's a sense of relief i suppose

There's actually countries where you don't normally take your shoes off. My whole family was seen as weirdos since we'd ask guest to take off their shoes .

We have the same on Yea Forums where a post with the most replies (usually at the start of the thread) gets a lot of replies and everyone starts replying to these posts more instead of discussing every other reply
Maybe there is not much difference after all

My job literally requires me to be an npc blocking people's pathes

I do it most times.

Crash: N-Secure

>battle royale
>woke
i guess it makes sense since woke is the faggot version of based

I’m a khhv incel, I remember at my local. This was one roastie showed up and people started orbiting her. She was fucking terrible, she used a stick but I could tell she was new because she was mashing the directional inputs, to the point where I could tell what she was doing. I beasted on her with my akatsuki and then people started getting angry at me for not going easy and scaring away new players and then got insulted for using a hitbox. Stopped going there, and never returned the copy of persona 4 arena ultimax I borrowed.

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It's a content aggregator so naturally it's awful for any kind of discussion.

experienced it two times after based pilot lands plane despite orkan

Yup, pretty much.

If you don’t feel the ground you don’t know you’re there. Don’t call him lazy. He’s doing his job piloting a multimillion dollar aircraft to get you somewhere safely.

Their pussy will tighten up and pulsate and some of them get involuntary spasms or their back and/or limbs go rigid.

Of course I'm going to sort by new when I'm looking for something on Ebay.

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This has been my experience. People only clap after landing when there's some relieved tension and they're expressing genuine gratitude to the pilot for getting the plane down safely. I understand why clapping at a film is seen as retarded, but I don't understand why clapping for a pilot who can hear you is seen as so bad. Do these people also not wish their plane's crew a good day as they leave the plane?

>pretending not to know
KYS FAGGOT

Tits or gtfo. No one gives a fuck about what you are other than a hole.

Who the fuck claps after a plane lands? Is this some burger thing like standing ovations in movie theaters?

Video games.

I tip the bus driver

I didn't get.
Fuck zoomers.

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4chins not a forum breh

Clapping right after landing is fucking retarded but I do thank the crew when I pass them when walking out. You wanna thank them just do so in front of them.

>implying people like you weren't the invasion

Why did that girl wrap her skirt around her dick before peeing? Was she trying to hold it in or something and failed?

Based dad

i often sort my doujin music folders by newest because i can't remember what it was i downloaded

straights are more desperate and suicidal than gays.

straights have actual relationships

No straight has ever had a real relationship in the entirety of history. Gays are the only people in the universe that have ever had an actual loving relationship that meant something. This thread is proof of that.

lol no. straights literally cannot have relationships. only gay men understand and feel love.

Fuck you faggot you’re not invited to my yacht party anymore.

No shit, straights are 99% of humanity.

Straight men also understand an feel love. The bitter irony is that women can only emulate the appearance of love and will never return the pure love a man expresses toward her.

Titanfall 2

Mostly whatever their boyfriends play, most girls are not really into games, the few that actually play games only play League, Overwatch and Zelda, however normie girls really fucking like The Sims.

>sort by new
these reddit memes are getting dumber by the day

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Choke on a dick

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I only thank the bus driver cause I take a route everyday thats pretty much only me on it for 80% of the time

the only straight men that understand love are the ones that have given up on women entirely because they've realized women are terrible. the ones that still pine after women and let their libido do the thinking are too dumb to feel real love yet.

She plays Dragon Quest Builders and Soul Calibur VI currently

what if i want to love a child of my own?

wait for artificial wombs or find someone to surrogate. selling your soul to the vaginal jew won't help you, it will only ruin your and your kid's life.

>dickllet
>even if i could, i cant be in a relationship due to fear of getting mocked by the girl i would be dating
>would probably commit double sudoku if that were to happen
Life isnt kind to everyone

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The first Witcher game is most definitely not a 10/10, the combat is crappy, the game is full of tedious backtracking and the annoying UI jesus christ. Voice acting is fucking shit and so is most of the dialogue.

>trying this desperately to convince yourself that your life isn't a loveless waste because you're straight
Here's a hint: it is. Gay relationships are literally a thousand times better than any straight relationship. Women do not understand or enjoy sex, hobbies or camaraderie.

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Neither do you gays.
You are like teenage women with penises.
There's a reason you are a minority, you are not natural, just an abomination that came out with mental illness.

I play SS13.

nah, he's right. gay men are based. they're more down to earth and realistic than most straight guys. i think hanging around women infect's most straight dude's brains or something because they act like females more than they do men. and posts like yours are obviously sour grapes. kinda pathetic dude.

>he's right
Why are you speaking in third person about yourself?

>they're more down to earth and realistic than most straight guys.
Yeha, specially when they go to their gay parade in BDSM attire.

This is true.

Gays are ordinary dudes who have realized that men are attractive and that women are soulless husks. You're just angry because they're smarter than you and lead better lives.

no woman will make you happy
the idea of having a woman could make you happy
but don't expect she herself to make you happy

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The hell is double sudoku? You use auto-life or some shit?

>gay
>ordinary dudes
Gays are 1% of humanity.
They are not ordinary at all.

There is a reason we used to kill you and why there's still so many countries that throw you off buildings.
They know you are a menace and bring shame to anyone related to you.

I play Pokemon Go.

You're either a very jealous woman who can't handle the idea of guys not giving a shit about her, or somebody with some kind of brain parasite. Either way, you're mentally ill and objectively less healthy than the average gay guy.

Fellow dicklet here. The key is to own it. If you act like it's the most natural thing in the world, and can still please the woman, then her brain gets confused and cannot think of it negatively. Blowjobs are lame though.

See?
You fags can't even understand that sexuality is not something you simply choose.
I will never be attracted sexually to men, the vast majority of men will never do it.
You are a minority because being gay is always either because of mental issues, daddy issues, or some trauma from your childhood.
It's like being a feminist.

You are insufferable people that nobody will ever see as normal.
They might tolerate you, but you will never be seen as an everyday person.
They will always treat you in a special way due to your condition.

Never seen it before. t. American

I think he's trying to say murder-suicide.

the only one with a condition here is you, user. you're very clearly mentally ill.

>wow, you don't like gay people like 99% of humanity? You must be mentally ill. Not me though, not the demographic with the biggest chances to be a pedophile, and the one known for their parades in BDSM attire.
What did the subhuman faggot mean by this?

Mostly the same ones boys play.

Oh wow, what a surprise, the anal bleeder tries to defend himself with projection.
How long until you say "Y-YOU ARE ACTUALLY GAY"?
Faggots are so predictable.

Hating gays is a recent trend. Fucking dudes was an ordinary thing to do before your cancerous religion started taking over your third world country, Muhammad.

My fiancé is a gamer, it's how we met.
She's currently into Destiny 2, Eso, Fallout 76.
Has played World of Warcraft, morrowind, oblivion, skyrim, fallout series, halo series, MGS, crackdown, Bioshock, Doom, GTA, Injustice, Mk, RDR, Resident evil, Diablo...the list goes on and on.
And Tuesday we're going to be playing MK11 together.

I'm french I took the plane like 6 times in my life and every single time people clap after the landing

95% of pedophiles are straight though. and most people don't have a problem with gays. only subhuman mudslimes do.

Not him but you are clearly the mentally unstable one here.

American, and I've been on a lot of flights in the USA and I've only seen it once.
Some kids clapped because the flight had a ridiculous amount of turbulence..

>Hating gays is a recent trend
Oh yeah, you totally weren't killed on the spot in the past, right?
And it wasn't even by muslims alone, so did christians.
Because no one tolerates you.
What's funny is that your kind is the one that welcomes muslims into western countries.
Don't worry, you are getting what you deserve.

Gays are only 1% of humanity, and yet they are 5% of all pedophiles?
Very interesting.

>not him
Dude, you are not fooling anyone when all your posts are exactly one minute apart.

>not thanking the bus driver to make his day slightly less shitty as he drives a bus for a living

>Fucking dudes was an ordinary thing to do
You will never manage to force this idea no matter how hard you try, SJWs.

i'm glad i'll never be this retarded.

clapping after the plane lands is big time condescending in most circumstances

>y-you are a retard
Hey, if I was, we'd be at the same level.
Mental illness and all that.

Woa this is a very video games related thread u guys

this is the true face of mental illness.

I want non redditors to leave

Have found a bunch of girls playing Siege, XIV, and Fortnite. Made friends with a few of them. Heck one of them sometimes carries me on siege.

americans literally clap after the school shooting is over, they often also tip the shooter based on their performance

I know a girl who's crazy about Siege too. Weird because it's not even a good game.

It is a lot different. Bump order means even a dead thread can get to the top with a single reply, while those "hot" or "trending" sort orders require a lot more circle jerking for it to happen

First time huh?
I don't know what it is about Yea Forums but making a post fishing for replies is too easy. It doesn't even have to be a thread where I have a different opinion on the game, it could be a thread where I entirely agree with everything posted so far, and if its non vidya I just can't stop myself from shitting it up. See a breasts>ass thread? Well I have to post ass>breasts. Was it an ass>breasts thread already? Well time to post breasts>ass. I don't actually have much of a preference but its not video games anyway and it just rolls in replies. Shit, sometimes I don't even stay in threads to see them. I just post and leave. Sometimes I'll even see a screenshot of my post a while after and can't stop myself from laughing that anyone reply to my awful bait.

I thought it was FJ.

Same here with Siege.
She plays that, and, for some reason, MGSV.
She says the game was a dissapointment, but can't stop playing.
She's at 700 hours now.

I don't interact with girls since elementary school, but I've learned a few things from my anime knowledge, and it's usually MMORPGs, playing as the healer, I mean, himouto and gabriel dropout, not to mention lucky star, seem pretty accurate on the subject, they like favor-based MMOs

On websites with voting it's seen as a "Civic duty" thing to help posts get traction
On an imageboard though? Only good for making a zinger the first reply to a thread. I prefer it that way IMO

My girlfriend likes the civilization series and plays a lot of games like animal crossing and stardew valley.
Once we started dating though, she's expanded the titles she enjoys and we've played a lot of coop games together, with Path of Exile, Ghost Recon Wildlands and Vermintide 2 being the most we've played together.

Yea Forums is the only place is see absolutely retarded fucking autistic nonsense like this
there's really no other term for this other than autism

That's because Yea Forums is where autistic outcasts and social idiots end up.

this totally happened

it's called being well mannered and respectful, americans nowadays are barbaric as fuck

>Women do not understand or enjoy sex, hobbies or camaraderie.

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None.

Reddit shit. Most people there sort by popularity because new posts are garbage
t. browse porn there because /gif/ is nothing but niggers/cucks

>99% of girls don't get physical pleasure from sex, it's mostly psychological pleasure. And they don't masturbate and there's no such thing as a female orgasm.
Jesus christ are you some kind of double-virgin?

im mexican and people pray and clap in the planes out of fear myself included

he's right though. women are desperate to look like they enjoy sex because otherwise they'd be boring as fuck, but in reality women don't enjoy sex and only enjoy the social benefits it brings.

This meme was made by 15 y/o niggers wasn't it?

My gallery and music is sorted by whatever I downloaded last because that's the default. So that's what it meant to me.

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So no woman has ever masturbated

You get the death penalty if you don’t clap in America

Depends on the girl but will enjoy more casual games than a guy on average
Like they can like something hardcore like darksouls or whatever meme of the month game is hot now, but they will in addition to this be leveling woodcutting in runescape and feeding their neopets

only to get attention or to try to have an orgasm that will never happen because she's been tricked by the female orgasm meme into thinking she'll get to experience something that doesn't exist.

why "sort by new" is in the list?
is this reddit thing?

This.
There are plenty of girls who only play flavor of the month, surface level, and facebook/mobile "games", but that applies to guys too.
Actual female gamers tend to have top-shelf taste, and tend to care less about liking or not liking something because of X Y or Z.

>go out the front door of the bus
>have to thank the bus driver
>go out the back door
>have to push the button to open the door yourself

W-why do they make it so hard?

>/gif/ is nothing but niggers/cucks
Indeed, I filter all gay, trap, cuck and interracial shit and there's always 50+ filtered threads. What are some good porn subreddits?

I wonder if newfags replying to know that you can literally set threads up to appear by creation date on Yea Forums too, and without any extensions or addons even.

My fronthole literally cannot play a god damn game. She loves games, she just watches lets plays and shit all day. Shit is sad but it is what it is.

Tldr they dont