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don't fall for them user

fuck her if you're into her.
Youll regret it in either case, but more if you're not into her

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What gets me is the double standard I hold, nothing else
I want to date and marry a virgin so shouldn't I be a virgin too?

>taking sex and dating advice from Yea Forums
This is a one way ticket to the worst life imaginable.

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no your dick just looks more used up (or start to bend) and excessive masturbation can even make it harder to get erect when you actually want to (and more bendy).

The only women that have ever liked me were teachers in secondary school

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I had sex with about 18 women, what does my dick look like?

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So more sex/masturbation means sweeter penis?

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It's not a double-standard, women don't want virgin men outside of pedos or fetishists. The only thing it communicates to them is that you're either undesirable to other women.

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Like pic related

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Sex is overhyped and overrated, just have it for achievement.

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I'm with a virgin girl now, it kinda sucks. The lack of sexual experience means she doesn't really know what she's doing in bed and is really clumsy. That and she's like not sucking my dick ever.

Just do it, shit's not really all that complex. Just do what you want with in reason, kiss her neck and thighs, grab her tits, just have fun and don't worry about doing every little thing "right".

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What the fuck am I watching???

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>shit's not really all that complex
>The lack of sexual experience means she doesn't really know what she's doing
Stupid normalfag.

ok

fuck her, otherwise you'll regret it

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Don't fuck her, otherwise you'll regret it

what he means is she could be doing things that are a turn off and kill boners

Only have sex with people you love. If you don't love her then don't have sex.

There's a big difference between being inexperienced and not even trying. She was on top once and didn't even really move, another time she tried getting on top and she couldn't even guide my dick into her. If you can find a comfortable position to thrust into her or have her get on top then you're pretty much set to go.

I lost my virginity at 27 and shit was honestly simple.

Like bags of sand

Which one
Can I get some advice from non-virgins instead?

Women are allowed to have fun during sex and not follow some script you learned from porn, incel.

This is the most perplexing thing I've seen all day.

>non-virgins
ye, there's my advice for you: fuck her, otherwise you're going to regret not doing it, and be anxious with girls that you want to fuck

>7 armed cops to take a single teen
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE

but Yea Forums keeps telling me to have sex and I feel I am being rushed to do it

>incel
nice projection there bud

>she tried getting on top and she couldn't even guide my dick into her
If you're dead fish in bed it's not the woman's fault. Woman is not supposed to be the one doing everything.

What the fuck is this video, can someone explain?

dont fuck her if its just for the sake of fucking her, you lose more than you gain

that's pretty much standard for EU cops, and that's not counting the patrol cars speeding everywhere trying to catch the fucking scooter between buildings

What do I lose?
She's most likely not a virgin. I like her, but it's not like I'd marry her or anything

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Only have sex with people you love. If you have sex to please others you basically rape yourself and feel bad for the rest of your life.

>you lose more than you gain
you gain experience and realize that sex is not a big deal at all, what do you lose exactly lol, your virginity? if you're one of those "no sex before marriage" type dudes then you're a lost cause
guess what, you're going to be dead anyway so all your reservations will mean fuck all when you're dead and you will most definitely regret not taking opportunities when you're on your deathbed anyway

*parries*

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you sound like an apologist and a virgin

that's about as many cops you need when dealing with average burger
you can never know who has a fucking shotgun in their posession when practically every burger has a gun

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Women that date you are going to judge you for the rest of your life from your previous partners. If they find out you think sex is not big deal you will only attract people who think the same and fuck around and cheat with no remorse.

I was on top of her for like 10 minutes and I got tired, I literally went back to being on top after her attempt.

"being a dead fish" is a two way street, both members involved need to put effort into fucking for shit to actually be good. Don't let these bitches be lazy user.

I actually feel like my penis gets larger the harder I masturbate it.

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you havent had sex, have you?

BLUE OR RED OR BLUE OR RED OR BLUE OR RED OR BLUE OR RED OR BLUE OR RED

Fuxked 30 girls in the last year and felt like my life is a genuine failure thanks to no family on Easter. Thanks for making me feel better due to how pathetic all of you are.

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I did this morning and yesterday, not sure what you're trying to say?

>I was on top of her for like 10 minutes and I got tired
Fatty detected. Normal men can go 20-40 minutes.

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>Living
>A method of suicide
Something doesn't quite add up here.

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You're a whore. 30 women used you but nobody wanted to keep you.

you sound like a gullible virgin that takes everything women say at face value, what the fuck
>Women that date you are going to judge you for the rest of your life from your previous partners
have you ever thought that you, as a man, can judge women too and look for a woman that you like? what the fuck is this "I have to report to pussy" bullshit mindset
were you raised by a single mom?
>If they find out you think sex is not big deal you will only attract people who think the same and fuck around and cheat with no remorse
that is such fucked logic, holy shit, I don't even have much to say other than you're a pussy whipped faggot

don't get super gonorrhea.

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figures youre still a virgin

2 mins for me. No lack of stamina i just blow my load by then

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LOL I just got out of a four year relationship by my choice, you insecure retard

epic argument

>Agony 100
nah, that seems about right

How come he dont want me man

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It's like a fucking comicon video of all these people dressed up and that's their fucking idle animation they all chose.

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I laughed at this only because I was expending something completely else.

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But your penis shrink if you dont use it

What the fuck

This might make anime watchable.

something doesn't look right but i can't really put my finger on it.

You have to pace yourself
If you just go full throttle of course you'll cum in 2 minutes

I'm so used to anime being animated shittily that this looks surreal as fuck

Team needs less demomen and more spies. Change you're class asap.

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are you kidding

You're an absolute retard and you don't have a single fact to back that up. Either do your goddamn research or have sex.

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Women are the pickers in dating market and men are beggars. That's how it's always been.

I'm not a virgin, I'm a married man. Women only want to seriously date men that respects himself enough to not fuck everything that moves like a retard.

If you don't respect yourself, don't expect woman to respect you.

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No. I can't stand anime cause everything feels so stiff.

Consider fucking her, otherwise you may or may not regret it

the biggest ASS

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Can anyone confirm if your penis looks like shit after years of chronic masturbation? If any place would know the answer, it'd be on this site.

Friendly reminder that sex is just a more tedious form of masturbation unless you're doing it with someone you truly love.

Worried user?

redpilled and bluepilled

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lol, is that your excuse to being fat?

>Tastes the best with regular masturbation

Hmmm

>Seppuku
>51.5%

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I'm sorry but you got it all wrong
>Women only want to seriously date men that respects himself enough to not fuck everything that moves like a retard.
as told by who? women? and you believe that? fucking christ man
most women will go after high status men and they won't give a shit how many partners the man has had if he can provide for them (that's all they're after: being provided for)
high status men can have as much poon as they want and the women will only compete for such men
but hey, I guess you're insecure as fuck and afraid of your wife leaving you so that's why you speak such low value bullshit

mfw chad virgin who doesn't want to have sex

Yes, penis gets wrinkly and weak erection from masturbation. In extreme cases penis becomes malformed or bent.

I only know that the govt telling you to not touch your penis is good for war

>mfw im saving my virginity for someone i love

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I've jerked it almost daily for 17 years only slowing down in the last 3 years because i got a gf and she likes the way my dick looks just fine

>Your dick can somehow detect the number of partners you've had and decides to bend itself according
Ok retard

Unfortunately, the answer is yes. It's going to be awkward, and you'll probably regret it. If you don't, you'll regret it harder though.

See this is what bothers me about some "pseudo Chad" anons.
If you have ever man fucked a woman that gets your dick hard, you're definitely not lasting more than 5 minutes tops after foreplay.
You blow your load and that dick immediately goes erect again, and you can go 2-3 times more no problemo.
Whenever I hear "stories" about 30-60 minute sessions I wonder what kind of landwhales you faggots are fucking to last so long, no wonder those women are miserable because they can't get you to cum at all.

In a war time you cant jerk off so you have to hold it till you find enemies women then you rape them.

That is what you are being lead to do with govt ass threads that tell you not to jerk off

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>tfw you lose your virginity to someone you love but she says she doesn't want a relationship and only fucked you because you have a big dong

>electrocuting yourself when you could've cut your wrists for 1 point less
i shiggy diggy

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As someone who has been fapping for 20+ years. Don't be like me. Trust me, you will lose all sexual/romantic desires for anything in this world.

dude, just fuck her. you'll stop giving a shit later

unvirgins fuck outta here

I jerk off 2-4 times a day and mine looks exactly the same
If anything it damaged my hand, it gets dry and chapped very easily and I have to constantly use lotion

You're not wrong but only high status women get high status men
Low status men can get women too, just not 10/10 QTs

>Partners
>Post clearly talking about masturbation responding to a post asking about masturbation
are you illiterate.

>tfw pale as fuck
>tfw tanned dick
It feels like it isn't mine

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You only talk about attracting gold diggers. That's fine if you want your partner doesn't love you and want a divorce that leaves you dirt poor. It's your choice.

Most men don't want that. They want to attract good people with morals. So they have morals themselves.

You seemed really upset at that post

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Do you seriously not know how to pace yourself? It's ok if you can't, but don't act like everyone else is the one with the problem.

That's probably for any bizarre modern cases of someone trying to do it and their family calls an ambulance for them. Back when they actually did it as the honorable death thing, you had an assistant chop off your head after the self-disembowelment to stop the agony

this is what all of Star Ocean 3 looks like

fuck you

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Based.

this is giving me motion sickness

and that's a good thing
fuck those desires, nothing good comes from them

That's not the reason, retard. Men become more alert and less lazy when they don't masturbate. Athletes don't masturbate for this reason.

I'll never understand this scene, the whole movie was normal besides this scene

their biology and psychology is not determined to whether they're low or high status, they will always try to get the best possible deal, but yeah only high status will get high status
>Low status men can get women too, just not 10/10 QTs
of course

>You only talk about attracting gold diggers.
holy fuck, you are stupid. ALL women are wired to go after high status men. ALL women are hypergamous by nature. if you call such women gold diggers, you are by default calling all women gold diggers, dumb fuck. read up on psychology and hypergamy before going about spouting your bullshit your wife told you that you believe at face value
>They want to attract good people with morals. So they have morals themselves.
you sound like a pussy

Fun fact: my penis always looked like a burnt out mess because Jewish practices cut off my dick's eyelids.

this is uncomfortable to watch

Faces look out of place

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h-he's fast

The first time I had sex was with some random slut who was kinda drunk and she was one of those friend of a friend who wanted to fuck and my friends were trying to get me to fuck someone.
She was not bad looking but I wasn't attracted to her at all, I lasted over an hour and didn't get to cum. So you might be on to something

Was this rotoscoped? Also source?

I don't need to pace myself because my dick can take the beating 3-4 times. That's what happens when you fuck women you actually find attractive and your body can't think of anything but fucking their brains out.
Yes, I've done my fair share of "slow session", but women get absolutely bored of that shit as well, they want to be dunked on bed not pampered like a baby.

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You raped yourself because your friends wanted? That's fucked up.

Why doesn't Chad care that the Stacy he's banging has slept with other dudes?
Fuck off already incels

Heh, that's hilarious that's exactly how I lost my V card user. I promised myself that day that I would never ever shag a girl I was absolutely not 100% horny about, and so far it has been great, it's a guaranteed good time for both of you.

now I don't want to do legs anymore

>be ~20 y.o. me
>with my gf, her parent's aren't home, have an opportunity to fuck
>also scared to lose my virginity
>decided not to bother with "real" sex and just eat her pussy

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I thought I was watching an Octodad video.

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A Scanner Weebly.

she must've deserved it

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Seppuku is stabbing yourself in your stomach and bleeding to death. Its not very good.
Historically, you had your mate chop your head off while you are squirming. The honor was in stabbing yourself, but there was no requirement to suffer for hours until you die.

Lol no family for u tho
I can shag whenever, ur case not so much

Exercise machines are fucking meme.
Just use dumbbells for literally everything.

Nah, it's just that when you're not fucking someone you love sex just isn't as great as people say it is. You can last a long time with someone you love, too, if you know what you're doing.

>not showing the nipples and vagina
Did sony make this?

Only if you didn't fuck it up, otherwise you'd have to suffer

What the fuck?

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They think their "pure GF" wouldn't be like other women.
Incels are the most blue pilled fucks out there.

It's the frame rate, they're moving more naturally but that doesn't suit the low fps of anime
Prefer more stylistic movement desu

You can permanently scar your dick if you continue to masturbate after it's sore.
Trust me user, don't do it. It's not worth a chafed penis for the rest of your life.

Whats the lore behind this? Robbery?

It's a bunch of retarded democrat libtard faggots attempting to discredit the Redpill/Bluepill meme from the "alt-right" by showing a bunch of niggers, ragheads, fags, asians, and other minority groups holding said pills as if to imply that their point of view is the real redpill (it's not).

I was desperate because I was quickly approaching wizardom and was still a virgin a few months before turning 27.
Don't recommend it, whenever people here tell you to have sex, say no. If love is not involved it is mostly a bad time and a bad memory

wtf, the daughter was on the couch the whole time

>he actually thinks women like ALL JACKHAMMER ALL THE TIME BUT ONLY FOR 2 MINUTES instead of a loving and sensual session with rough stuff mixed in at the right moments
Ah, so you're a virgin trying to show off. Got it.

Me too, baby, me too.

Niggery

i dont understand, how is the switch floating midair?
i dont see any strings.

>Just got out of 4 year relationship
>slept with 30 birds this past year
Hmmm, seems like ur a bit of a sket user
Bet u shag them insecure birds ennit

What is the origin of this image?

>filename
>watch 1 second of the webm
I already know where this is going

>calling morals pussy
Nigger spotted.

But why was it shot and edited like a surrealistic nightmare?

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Do you have a single source to back that up, so I know you're not just trying to find something to be angry about? Seems plausible.

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When the hell did Pokemon ramp up its production values?

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Even if you did it right it'd still be a few minutes in pure absolute agony before you bled out

Minus8 porn video. The bump is a cock pushing out her stomach from behind.

I'm guessing he's trying to knock her out but failing miserable.

because the left can't meme

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I can't believe James Blunt is dead...

What's going on here?

Only betafaggots dont jackhammer. I bet u kiss your girl on the mouth too lmao

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Because the left can't meme.

I don't need a source for what is blindingly fucking obvious to anyone with a mental capacity above a 5 year old.
Yes that was a round-about ad hominem on you because it was a retarded question.

Honestly nigga, what the fuck you doin here then if youre such a chad as you present yourself to be? Go outside you loser, we don’t want you here

This is a game about a guy having like 10 wives so whatever.

>JRPG
she's right

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>I don't need a source
>bro trust me

Agree, I even went some "rounds" without protection that night, I immediately regretted it and felt sick weeks. She was a damn slut and at 23 was already on contraceptive injections.
I actually had to wait 6 months until I could confirm I didn't have HIV and whatnot ... oof I'm not doing that shit ever again.
So far so good, I only try to get laid with women I find hot, there's no in between.

yeah, it's determined by sex so she's not wrong

I'm not trying to challenge your fragile ego, you whiny faggot. I asked for a source.

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Sex and gender are the same shit

you're a huge fucking idiot

10/10 filename

>using a condom
Lmao i never used one with 15+ women.

This style looks just like something that would be posted to ClickHole, maybe thats what it is from.

Had sex with a guy, ama

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The original Pills were handed out by a nigger though and the free people of Zion were a bunch of brownish mutts.
This meme was retarded from the beginning.

>suffer for hours until you die.
is that how long it can take to bleed out?

You should fuck her. That way there are more wizard powers for me.

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>3 different kinds of roofing
WTF

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Rest in peace user, we'll miss you.

Sex is physical and gender is mental.
For example, an A.I will be sexless but can have a female voice and mannerisms, making us refer to it as a she because it has a basis for its gender.
That being said, people still use the two terms synonymously, so it's debatable.

It really fucking does, doesn't it. It feels too surreal and non-confrontational

>grown ass fucking monkey can't incapacitate a single woman
I don't know which one is more sad ,

the fact that the woman kept getting up and staying in the same room, knowing exactly what would happen,

or the fact that the retarded brute just doesn't know how to mug people properly

or the fact that the kid on the couch didn't move a muscle during the entire clip

There are recorded historical cases of people dying from infection after stabbed with longswords in the stomach, so you can apparently live long enough for that (several days).
Of course if you aren't attempting to stop the bleeding, you will die faster, but still hours. Today there are cases where someone bleeds to unconsciousness, then wakes up on the next day in horrible pain, and goes to the hospital, and lives.

>Normal men can go 20-40 minutes.
My wrist would be sore as fuck if I had to prop myself up for that long

kys faggot

>When your image is funnier than your filename.

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have sex

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

why and how

Eyyy macarena

holy fucking shit she makes even me look fat and i'm just over 90 lbs

Sometimes people aren't worth it.

No

What'd he expect walking toward a group of black kids?

>17.5 length
>14 grith
26yo still virgin, fuck i'm feeling bad with this, i'm jerking off 3-2 times a day recently, i'm so horny.
I have to get a hooker or i'll go insane

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Only got chlam once. 2 pilla and its gone. Pussified cold

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I usually pace myself when it comes to sex and like varying my strokes, but my current girlfriend is all about getting dicked hard, fast, and roughly. I can't handle those bursts sometimes because she's really tight compared to the others I've been with. She's always raring to go, for the most part, which is great but exhausting.

Pic related. How she acts the absolute minute she wakes up in the morning.

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One day.
I'm bi and I stuck my trusty penis in his ass.

>shotgun to the head
>1% survival rate
would it even be worth surviving that?

fuck off reddit

Gender literally doesn't matter.
Sex matters entirely.
Even acknowledging gender as mattering is the reason we have so many fucking trannys, who stupidly attribute just as much importance to gender as the people they claim to be against.

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I have a dictionary that proves this was the case for a long time. I've always wondered why they would overwrite a widely used definition (that people still use even today) instead of just making a new word.

Oh please fuck off

Dumbest pic ever
> I killed myself with a shotgun a hundred times and i died 99 times
How would you determine such a retarded thing anyway?

Men, I've been jerking off since I was 4, it's way too late for that.

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People's mannerisms aren't defined by gender, it's a social construct.

i dont understand this picture
please explain

Right? I thought they were gonna start doing the macarena and drop their pills

if the robots ever become self-aware, boston dynamics is the first place they are going to nuke.
im convinced that those guys actually have a fetish for abusing robots.

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I didn't mean to imply that.

>Gender literally doesn't matter.
>Sex matters entirely.
They're literallly the same thing, and have been for quite some time.

that's some fragile armor.

>jerking off 3-2 times a day
Uhh... so just stop? That's why you don't have a gf.

Gender is masculine vs feminine.
Sex is male vs female.
It's an important distinction, especially in latin-based languages.

wow, such avant garde art

god I fucking hate some people

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kek'd and almost check'd

His hitbox got bigger

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How come this isn't an intro of a porn video? I don't fucking get it

>you will lose all sexual/romantic desires for anything in this world.
Good.

I remember my heart breaking the moment I first saw this .webm
I always wanted those things to be solid enough to lay on top of.

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out of 100 suicide attempts via shotgun to head, how many survive?

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Its rotoscoped you fags. Means they recorded real people doing those motions and traced over it.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=0lQEXbRcLRs

What fucking console games do show nipples?

>in latin-based languages.
That's nice. In English they're the same thing.

wtf

A somewhat costly hooker will give you a much better time than some random, ungrateful slut you meet at some club.
I'd say it's worth it, I wish I had lost it that way.

>tfw jerking off 3-4 times per day since i was 16
>dick looks a bit off and a bit sideways

Well is not like ill have a real grill look at my penis.

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Lmao

TO HELL WITH HIM

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I want one. what the fuck is that thing called?

> tfw penis after 1 partner/excessive masturbation (ruined)

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Christ, you're an idiot.

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Dumbest reply ever

epic youtube comment my fellow memeer
i would however recommand you to take those high quality observations of yours to reddit.com, a place much more suited for your talent

what is this, I want one

A cat

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a cat

A cat

They aren't, but hey, you are allowed to be wrong about things.

what the fuck do you expect?

once you have sex you are going to feel like an idiot for waiting so long. I lost my virginity at 27 by choice. I had women who were down to bang, but I wanted to save it for someone who i really loved to make it extra intimate.

Now my biggest regrets are that I can never (legally) fuck a 15,16, or 17 year old, ever. I'm fucking 30, Banging an 18 year old comes with a creepy stigma. Most of my peers have fun, funny memories of exploring awkward teenage sexuality with someone in the same boat as them. I did what teenagers do, 10+ years later.

It's gonna feel good, better than any jackoff you've ever had, you are gonna feel warm and lovey after. Gonna wonder why the fuck you hyped it up so much.

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>Did this when I was 12

LONDON

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I hate that you're right. I wish we could send all the "muh gender roles are restrictive " faggots to the moon and leave normal people separate.

>Gender is masculine vs feminine.
So things that literally don't exist because both exist in both sexes?

They're made of fucking leaf, what did you expect?
Spoiler warning, you can't lay on clouds either.

It's funny how accurate this is

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dont worry user, I stabbed the only girl who ever loved me back in primary school

Ok I'm gonna fuck her
If I don't cum inside does it count as being pure while still losing my virginity?

You might like Aku no Hana

I only suck shota penis

when would he ever need the notes behind him? wouldn't they be so high/low that you couldn't hear them anyways?

I've been on Yea Forums for years, but this has to be the dumbest post I've veer seen that isn't obvious b8.

Its true aside the penis size. My dick looks like that.

Yes that is correct.

I had sex with two virgins, both experiences were far from enjoyable, I'd never do it again
tl;dr a test of patience over months for a shitty sex session with someone who is completely clueless about her or your sexual satisfaction. One of them shivered the whole time

Adam is that you? That girl was going after a lot of people.

I can stop for 2-4 days, that's all, then i MUST fap.
stop fapping won't force me to find a gf, it's 1000 times easier to fap than talk to a fucking girl

JESUS MAN

They are, and have been for quite some time. People still use them as synonyms all the time. Words don't magically lose their meanings overnight because someone gets too upset to come up with a new word.

>alright dave it's just one guy who may be armed but might not be so we figure we'll let you handle it and the rest of us will go get something to eat okay great
There isn't a country in the world where this would happen you OBSESSED virgin

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I want this

you mean the people who have taken significant efforts at developing robots?

>masculine and feminine don't exist because I say so
How much koolaid do you have to drink to get to this point?

Nope. I'm a man.

>holy fuck that looks fun.

Same, losing your virginity with someone that is virgin too is nice but fucking virgin girls when you are 25 is not fun at all.

I know the feel user. 7in long 2in width here, still a virgin. Had some online flings, but nothing irl.

Just fap once every 4 days then. Stop going for short term pleasure and start going for long term pleasure (wife and kids) like a man.

>nuking the people who gave you the capacity to learn and trained you
Robots aren't retarded like you user

I'm so glad every reply to this terrible post was negative.

100% based

Feminine men exist and masculine women exist. It means the term is inherently flawed and can't be used to separate people.

>Two words have similar meanings
>People who use the words regularly define the clear distinction between them
>NO THEY'RE SYNONYMS SO THEY HAVE TO MEAN THE SAME THING FOREVER!
Okay, my guy. Words never change. Whatever you say.

I don't agree with the way he interprets it, but the concepts of masculinity and femininity seem as if they're merely arbitrary definitions of the ways people act. Growing up with a tomboy made me think this for a while, and she only became more girly when she was criticized for not being ladylike or like the other girls around her, despite looking just like any other girl.

Check his quads

>penis after excessive masturbation
Well, I guess that explains something if true.

much better

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Underrated

>Being this much of a burger
On the contrary, not all europeans/asians/latins/etc are armed potential terrorists.

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This is pretty desperate even as far as trolling is concerned.

>Feminine men exist and masculine women exist
So feminine and masculine exist. Your inability to understand that trends do not have to be absolute to hold meaning does not change that. You might as well argue that humans that have two arms don't exist because there are genetic mutants born without limbs.

>Sex is physical and gender is mental.
No you retard, that's just something a psychiatrist made up. "Gender" means "kind, sort, kin", it is derived from "genus". It's used in languages that have different sorts of words - masculine words, feminine words, some even neuter words. Yes, there are languages with three genders. Sometimes the neuter gender is for mainly inanimate objects (e.g. English) sometimes it's for children and small things.
Usually it does follow the sex of the subject, if that exists, so in e.g. Russian where verbs and adjectives conjugate for gender, when you're talking about yourself you'll use either the masculine gender or the feminine gender. The word "dog" however is feminine, so if you're talking about dogs you'll use the feminine form of words.
The fact that human languages have genders based on sex is inconsequential to the meaning of "gender", it has nothing to do with sex per se.
It's just that some fucked-up Norman stuffed the English language with dumb Latin words because "genus" sounds better than "kin", then some psychiatrist thought it would be a fun meme to slap a new meaning on the innocent word so he could support his inane theory.
Leaven "gender" alone, it doesn't mean what you think it means.

It was getting real until the big dong part. Phew. Almost spooked me for a sec there.

Clickhole is much better than the Onion.

>27
>libido starts going down
>no longer a thirsty nigga
>no longer end up doing anything for pussy
>life improves
Man, life gets a lot better when you are not a pussy slave.

why have her friends not staged an intervention at this point

WE'RE TALKIN' GUYS WHO BEAT OFF FOUR TIMES A DAY

lol he got life in prison for this embarrassment

>People who use the words regularly define the clear distinction between them
Actually a good amount of people define them to be the same, which makes that a valid meaning. Again, you don't get to change the meaning of the word overnight just because you're upset and can't think of a new word.

tldr

I bet some designer got a huge boner after coming up with that gimmick

>long term pleasure (wife and kids)

That's bullshit and you and your divorced parents know it

They don't exist because they're social constructs that die instantly if the people enforcing them die.

A human raised by a machine would not learn to act like his/her sex is enforced to act in our society.

>tfw 31 and still as horny as i was when i was 18
Having high test sucks sometimes

Are you an educated linguist? I'm interested in this knowledge.

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Your real problem seems to be fear of women. Get therapy.

>they're merely arbitrary definitions of the ways people act
Phenotypes are also masculine or feminine. No one looks at a muscular, square-jawed man and says "What a feminine build!" simply because there are a couple female bodybuilders.
Again, trends do not have to be absolute to hold meaning.

I think my dick is probably slightly below the average size. It's an unfortunate fact I have to come to terms with. At least I have a lot of stamina, I guess.

Everyone else isn't going to just take a break even if they know for a fact the guy doesn't have any weapons, you're retarded. It's still easier to find and capture someone with more people, regardless of any danger.

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Also the entire concept was invented by trannies.

Reminds me of the time, way back in the 80s when Stormfront trained almost excusively with Uzis. Everything's a lie, user. Everything.

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>26
>Libido fluctuates wildly, probably because of my manic depression
Haven't put pussy on a pedestal since I was 17, but I still need booty every once in a while, just from somebody I can consider being best friends with. But I know exactly what you mean.

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I'm betting she did not advocate for the day of the rope, so yes.

virginal penis is always masturbated to shit

>Actually a good amount of people define them to be the same
A good amount of people think that the world is six thousand years old, too.

That's neat as shit

yikes

Why are you acting as if being pussy slave isn't best thing ever? Are you normies desperately trying to fit in here?

>latins

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Could be split into different instruments and stuff
Probably still not the best solution but it looks fun

tl;dr: Gender means "sort". In linguistic terms it describes sorts of words in languages that sort words by feminine/masculine/neuter. In everyday terms, e.g. in everyday French, it's "genre". Take a wild guess what genre means.

It's but a simple hobby for me, milord.

Reminder

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It's not. Stop making excuses for your porn addiction. Other men are better than you. Deal with it.

It's from Clickhole you fucking retard

That's objectively wrong though. You're acting like the mind is some abstract, untouchable thing that is never influenced by hormones or physiology. It's not. And again, being raised by a robot will never change things like men being naturally more muscular than women or women having naturally wider hips than men. These are masculine and feminine features. Society does not and (much to your dismay) CANNOT redefine biology like that.

reminds me of:
youtube.com/watch?v=hDa5G0czkTY

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>not coaching her to be your exclusive semen demon

beta alert

A cat

You just got fat. I'm turning 30 and horny as ever.

>normies
Don't (You) me again retard.

I'm the oldest of 10 kids and have a fear of becoming like my parents with even ONE accidental child. My friends around me that I've known since middle school are having kids these days; most of them by accident and settle. The fact that I haven't had even one yet, despite how promiscuous I am, is a miracle that I shouldn't take for granted.

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>25
>fapping constantly due to not having pussy
>buy a fleshlight to solve this issue
>end up dropping the fleshlight due to being a sneaky operation to clean it
>getting into nofap bc sometimes you just fap for the heck of it and you no longer know when you're in the mood or not.

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I see you have no argument.

Excuse me, don't you or any of your retarded friends know what a condom is and its purpose?

>implying being used as a dildo for life is better than being a loved father
No.

How bald are you?

Same, the fact that i had unprotected sex with a dozen of women hundreds of times and didnt knock someone up is impressive. Hopefully im sterile. A kid is probably the worst STD out there.

Do you at least know what a rubber is?

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And then the 14 year olds on Yea Forums call you a gay SJW for not jerking off to everything

I can understand lethality rate but how do they have enough information on things like the duration and agony of the methods? How the hell is agony calculated and how do they know exactly how much pain the people who've already killed themselves felt? Also is the duration supposed to be in seconds? I'm not sure how you're supposed to survive for a minute after taking a face full of buckshot unless you fucked it up or something.

I already said you're allowed to be wrong. What more needs to be said?

or youre sterile

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>my name is travis, I am the moonstar

Still super fucking epic

I've fucked through entire boxes of condoms in a whole night and want to keep going some times.

One could argue it's the other way around, but I have no interest in being either. I have goals and aspirations for myself as well as the rest of humanity and trying to come to improve the aspects of my own self through some form of asceticism before preaching to others. I REALLY ENJOY SEX. I LOVE IT.

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We are talking about mannerisms here, not physiology. Gender mannerisms are 100% made up social constructs.

Not at all.

No fap changed my life

don't listen to this fag you can actually sit on them when they are fresh and strong enough, people take photos of sitting on them all the time. the one in the webm was just too weak to sustain her.

this is from britbong land right?
how does an entire country of barbrawling drunk football faggots turn this dickless in front of an actual fight?

In better shape than 90% of Yea Forums

Coaching virgins is the best. You guys just suck at sex.

Google John Money.
The man who founded gender theory and was a notorious pedophile-advocate who abused 2 brothers by "treating one" by cutting off his dick, one of which went on to develop schizophrenia and kill himself by ODing, the other of which (who was actually the one that was genitally mutilated) went on to blow his brains out with a sawed off shotgun.
Whenever you see someone quoting gender theory bullshit, remember that they are literally advocating the teachings of an insane person who was directly responsible for the deaths of two men.

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Lucky man, heard high test leads to baldness or some shit.

I want to drop an anvil on that.

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Married people love sex too, dumbass.

My hope is restored

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If you get punched in the face you probably won't even feel it
If you get stabbed you fucking die

The police aren't the ones barbrawling

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I didn't say they didn't, nor did I mean to imply everyone with kids is married. My parents certainly weren't.

the only thing nofap does for me is having a good wank every now and then.

that's why you dont lock out your fucking joints

what was the nigger doing?

>nigger has to act like a monkey to get attention
classic

Is this sped school? Where are the wranglers?

You act like natural mannerisms have nothing to do with the physical brain or hormones. Phyisology will always play a part in everything, no matter how hard you try to escape that.

Every time I think of Silent Hill, I think of that circumcision wikia thing. What a magical journey.

Based Limmy

>That kid breakdancing

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>says while still posting on 4chincel

AMERICA
FUCK YEA
COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEA

Are you legit retarded? 99.9% of women out there are on a pill, has nothing to do with how potent your semen is or isn't.

>living
>agony 100

he couldn't find the attack button

sauce me bros. I need the sauce

Thank you for conceding.

see

and you're saying britcops aren't allowed to use force against niggers with knives?

I know you're not allowed to kill but jesus christ mace and taser have been around for decades

Always that one nigger picking Eddy

>all these autists arguing over sex vs gender and getting angry
i guess it worked

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>99.9% of women out there are on a pill

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>Goro Majima goes to school

>believing womens word they are on the pill
No user you are the retard.

This

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Christ

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How the fuck did he do it?

>incel still thinks labia has anything to do with the amount of sex partner

>i don't have boobs but i do have merchandise
what would be your legitimate reaction if a woman said this to you out of nowhere as you walked into her shop.

Only like 15% of women are on the pill. You're sterile.

I'd ask her how tight her cunny is.

>navel in plain view
heavens no

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Typical american highschool.
Then they have the gall to wonder why school shootings keep happening

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>welcome to that kind of item shop
a-as opposed to what other kind?...

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why is it illegal to kill incels?

>every single potato chip is packaged individually
What the fuck is even going on here? As if such a garbage food deserves this much plastic waste.

Let them think this. It's a great way to tell if someone's full of shit or not.

Life becomes a lot easier when you realize that SJWs are just part of a death cult anyways.
Hence why they lick so much tranny taint.
Thankfully, once white people are gone, SJWs will largely be gone too.
And the ones that aren't will be killed off.

Biggest beta in this whole thread.

Give examples of 5 mannerisms that one gender does but the other one can't do.

>filename

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this feels so much like a clickhole video

flip flap flip flap
I want to cut those off with scissors

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have sex

Do it and get over yourself with that virgin shit. My wife and I were virgins when we got married and we both wanted a virgin when we started but in hindsight, we both wish we'd had more experience. You can't learn everything from one person, especially someone who themselves has no experience.

Sounds like you are delusional about the state of modern women, proceed to >>/pol/ for your mandatory redpills immediately.
>roasties try to trap a stranger with a child
You are the retard though, I'm confused.

>can and can't
Trends do not have to be absolute to hold meaning. You can't escape this either, no matter how hard you try.

Probably to prevent them all being wasted in the event you drop them like she did. i like when candy is individually wrapped for this reason.

At which point does it grows teeth?

>they're moving more naturally
They're moving like a bunch of old fat men rather than the bubbly energetic girls they should be.

How many condoms come in a box?

You've never been to japan?

Fuckers like to package all their snacks individually, makes a fucking mess.

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>getting cucked out of wizard powers
user...

You're delusional. Modern women don't use pills a lot anymore because they cause cancer.

>Seppuku
>51.5% lethality rate
HOW? That ritual involves someone with a Katana chopping off your fucking head.

pretty sure those aren't potatochips
still doesn't excuse the amount of plastic

I just feel like saying matrix references in 2019 are fucking cringe. Thank you.

why is it frowned upon to slaughter retarded /pol/sters on sight again?

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You are in no position to call anyone delusional after using ass pull statistics to reinforce your flimsy beliefs, user.

They don't individually package ポテトチップス though, mostly gummi or cracker snacks.

Footage is backwards you nincompoop

Somebody donated a dollar

Candy is something else because eating just one candy is perfectly reasonable. But who the hell is going to eat just one potato chip? There are already small bags you can buy or just put a few of them in a small container with the amount you want to eat.

Probably a lot of trapped gas from all that junk food and they realize if even one squeeker slipped out no one would buy their merchandise.

take her entire stock

They aren't potato chips. Looks like some sort of rice crackers, which makes sense.

Eliott Rodger and his parents were loaded, and poor fat slobs get laid all the time. Your philosophy is non-sense gibberish that you use to justify your lack of success with the opposite sex.

I'm asking how he could hold this much candy in his mouth to begin with.

this fucking board

Trends in this case are social constructs, not natural.

Stay delusional, cucks.

>eating just one candy is perfectly reasonable
too fat for that

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At least cucks aren't sterile.

Quit sugar and you won't be fat anymore.

imagine poster's mental mindset lmao hope this is trolling or you're so underaged that you don't know what redpill bluepill is a reference to

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It's ok user. There are no girl in the entire world as virtuous as Rei, so why even care about them

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Don't fuck for the sake of fucking. It's not worth it.

Spoken like a true kissless beta

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why wouldn't you want to be sterile? unless you were a really handsome 6 foot tall chad with a high IQ in which case not passing on your genes would be a sin against humanity.

roasties can't meme

rei lmao

but the first two bananas are under ripe and taste disgusting, and the last one is good for making banana cake.

They actually put something on them like a big plastic disk or the same thing will happen

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t. Mushy

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She's using the end to reach and remove the cobweb you 0 INT brainlet

This can't be real. Since when do niggers actually clean their homes?

under rated

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she was obviously reaching for the cobwebs

>22 years
>still virgin
Consider kys

>Trends in this case are social constructs, not natural.
So you say, despite a telling lack of evidence and a disregard for the facts already presented with you. You're running around in circles trying desperately to avoid the end that has already been reached. Men and women follow trends that are related to physiological factors. This is true no matter how you attempt to weasel your way past it.

>Tards defending tards
Everytime

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Stop masturbating then

KEK

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>normally don't like first girls, tend to be most boring
>Ramius is the one of the only girls to have actual compatiblity with Aster and is a geniune match for him

I didn't expect to like her this much
hope a sequel is being made

>tfw diagnosed with autism by a professional and still havent been a virgin since i was 16
Lmaoing @ ur lives.

holy shit LUL

maybe the nigger is affraid of height?