Borderlands 3

Umm...Gabe's dick must taste really well in your mouth, steamcuck.

>people actually have enough loyalty to Steam to only spend money on a game they've anticipated when it's on their botnet of choice
>This most certainly is not mindless consumerism at its finest, how dare this big bad company bully poor struggling old Steam
>This is market justice; this is being a capitalist Robin Hood, spending hard earned wage credits in specific locations and specific vendors for a righteous purpose. No sir, you can't have my money here, but you can have it THERE. This is sound logic.
>Thank God I don't own a console, not because I can't afford them but because I'm a smart consumer that shops by limiting my options as much as possible and gloating about my bias and favoritism at any given opportunity
>I am the best
>reeee

I wanted to buy this on Xbox but it seems Randy is a total faggot just looking to shit on his fanbase.

I can't fucking wait, finally a good BL on a good system.

Steam is a really good client. The epic game store is super basis, shitty and it's anti consumer

Said like a good steamdrone. 1 hat has been deposited into your account

>Randy shits on steamcucks
>"WTF I'M NOT BUYING YOUR GAME EVEN THOUGH I'M ON XBOX"
Nice try steamkek

WHy the hell would anyone even pirate blunderlands?
Holy shit, you fucing casual retards disgust me.

If the rumors of microtransactions are true then it will be a death sentence.

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I'm really proud of Yea Forums for not replying to obvious bait.
Maybe there's hope for this board yet.

>he says replying to them

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>buying any gearbox game
>EVER

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>6 months pass
>borderlands 3 comes out on steam
>"requires 3rd party software "Epic Games launcher" and "Epic Games" account to play

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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>borederlands
I'm not going to bother to even pirate this braindead garbage.

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Do you want a headpat or something?

yikes

seething

If you aren't pirating this game, you're reddit. Simple as that.

I think since I can only buy Aldi brand food in Aldi I should steal food from Aldi

no one thinks your bait is clever just fuck off

Borderlands 3 isn't even worth the bandwidth needed to pirate it. Where did this meme start that Borderlands was ever a good series?

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Sorry, most of the people that liked it had friends to play it with.

>It's fun with friends
Cringe

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>a game marketed towards multiplayer
>is fun with friends
>that's cringe
No friends confirmed.

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well it is

>try BL2 with buds
>we all get bored in the first 4 hours
>we start playing Terraria again
what now bitch?

>doesn't like the game

Cool, now I just ignore your opinion because it's technically irrelevant.

Who’s a more enjoyable character to play melee. Athena or Zero?

Krieg

You dumbasses do realize that epic still gets paid no matter where you buy borderlands 3?

>Imo Borderlands 3 deserves to get pirated to all hell and only bought on steam release
I coudn't agree more and so it shall!
>Do you guys think it will sell well and will it sell better on steam when released?
Worse but who knows? all i know i will pirate and not play while waiting for our gods that is steam to get the game.
No steam no buy!

>bought BL2
>apparently it's only good when played with friends
uninstalled

wow you and your buds are such cool kids
if only everyone could be as blessed

>bought a game built around multiplayer
>don't have friends
>uninstall

FTFY

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>it is g-good with f-friends i swear!
>no it is not
>w-well your opinion doesnt count!

>25 VBucks were added to your Epic Games account.

>no it is not

yes it is

>it's not good with friends because me and my "friends" got bored

Wow you're right I should really stop and consider what you have to say about this game.

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The PChildren are such tragic things.
Feels good to have a console.

Stop samefagging bait and just go do something productive with your life.

This is the first time their ad campaign was actually "good" for one of these games, and the hate for 2 has died off a lot. I think it might be the best-selling entry so far
Jesus Christ dude stop replying if they're making you so mad

I don't know.

>the M word

Nice try, big nose.

>buying games

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>guys, my name is John Everyman Smith and I am a video game consumer and wow, I don't know much about PC gaming, but that Steam looks really bad and Epic Games looks really good, from an outsider point of view this is what it looks like

Don't you call me a Jew, nigger
Also what the fuck is the M word and why does that make me a kike

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Honestly I will probably just buy from epic. I'm getting it for like $10 cheaper than I would from Steam, so it makes up for epic being the current inferior platform

Honestly as consumers, why are people so against epic? Competition between the two platforms will eventually lead to price drops and other bonuses for us as they try to outdo each other, so we benefit at the end of the day

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why anybody should take YOUR opinion in account? you claimed something and failed to post proof.

>buy on EGS
>can't play co-op with anyone on steam
>dead game

this
its going to be battle royal
i can just tell

The M word is MAD, that clever little trap that reduces the rest of the conversation to "no u".

Do not engage with it, it's Jewish mind trickery.

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The game itself?yes
Randy?hell no that retard is fucking up their last stand,he doenst get that if Blands 3 fails Gearbox is over,fucker wants to pocket as much chink bucks from EGS so he can run away after the boat sinks,but its like hes TRYING to fuck up the profits from the game by being the most obnoxious lying faggot out there

>bought on steam
Keep dreaming

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>Buy on EGS
>play co-op with xbros and gaystation
>alive game

>failed to post proof of an opinion

so you actually entered a thread about a game you don't like to try and convince people that like it that they don't like it?

jesus dude plug that hole in your head

Lack of features in the Epic store (a handful of which should be available by BL3's release, admittedly), known security problems with Epic's store, and the viewing of bought exclusivity, even timed, as scummy business.

>the hate for 2
you really need to go to websites other than 4channel

what character is this?

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>playing games

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All of my friends hated 2, it just took them getting up to UVHM. Before that, it's actually a fun game

>bought exclusivity, even timed
why is this bad exactly?

Doombox from Lethal League Blaze

He has a huge knob penis

>people that like it
more like viral marketers that shit up 5 threads at a time

i doubt it

now you're just acting delusional

baka my head

What if I dont have any friends?

Eh might get it on xbone, no way I'm getting it on Epic. But I can't wait for Steam either. This will be one of the few games I can play with my snoy friends thanks to crossplay

That's why i ain't touching it on release, with Borderlands it is better to wait a few years since not only can you buy the complete experience, but they also tank the prices hard on sales which means i can get it for friends/family i want to play it with while getting my own copy.

post at least 5 reasons of why this game suddenly becomes 10/10 masterpiece with friends.

who else here Moze Masterrace

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This is so fucking cringy. “You are gonna make BANK!” Who the fuck wastes their time looking at this stupid shit?

please user stop it's embarrassing

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>cant post any

Hi Randy

user, just stop.

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>you and frens can laugh at stupid shit
>for those timed missions on person goes do object while one waits by turn in post
>some funny glitches are multiplayer only
>increases loot drop chance
>you're not playing by yourself

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It'll only sell on console.

You shouldn't engage him.

No one ever claimed the game was 10/10, he was just putting words in someone else's mouth and then asking for you to prove his opinion wrong.

Even then, he'll just back pedal and make some other stupid point up to harp on. He just doesn't like the game, and he's going to be damned if someone else has fun.

>game is so shit that the only fun you get from it is laughing at how bad it is

>devs wanting 88% cut is selfish and anti-consumer
>devs getting 30% cut from any where that isnt steam is literally the holocaust of gamers

ok i see what you mean

Despite Yea Forums's reeee-ing, it will likely sell well enough on consoles to make the PC numbers irrelevant anyway. I was half-way interested until I heard it was going to be a Tencent store exclusive. I already have enough companies trying to mine my data that I don't need to install Chinese spyware directly onto my computer.

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See what I mean?

Don't engage this type of poster.

Tweeting to a faceless corporation about how they're going to make "BANK!!" is really stupid to begin with.

>I doubt it

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>Played through with friends for BL1 and BL2.
>Had an okay time, but mostly just spent it shooting the shit and not discussing anything in the game.
>Didn't even play Pre-Sequel.

Yeah, they're okay time killers with friends. But they are by no means good games. I'd rather do a fucked up janky 6-8 player System Shock 2 co-op run than bother running the BL games again.

ME

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twitter sources for randy dandy : twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1119506560047140864

twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1119224747848388609

>some funny glitches are multiplayer only
Not him, but glitches existing doesn't make a game good
Refer to Skyrim, it may be entertaining initially but often it gets tiring

Also for the overall point about multiplayer making a game good, it has to be good enough for everyone to stay engaged to make it worth it. Too many times I play 'decent' games with others, only for interest to die out early for one or two us and nobody continues playing because everyone needs to be there

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Nope. I'm definitely picking FL4K when I get the game.

shes perfect
any more pics like that

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Welcome to V, where you have to defend liking a multiplayer game.

Lmao lonely niggas

Best way to play:
>Wait until all content released/major bug fixes
>Find other player who's also never touched it
>Find any FOV/resolution fixes if required
>Disable voices and/or subtitles

>paying people for their posts online
>but instead of actually paying the person, you're paying the site they post on
>giving literal actual unironic money to a website for a post someone else made
Thanks fellow redditor! The 4channel army is at your side! Shall we post gore and porn on randy's twitter? oh wait, twitter can just filter that shit. uh, maybe we can ddos borderlands.com? no wait, any modern web service has automated ddos protection...I know we'll just share angry posts with one another and call for a boycott. thoughts and prayers!

>Randy is a liar
This comes as a surprise to who exactly

by glitches i mean things like Duping gear or Axton's Super Speed

It’ll sell on consoles so they don’t really give a shit and took the easy chink money

or you could find randy in real life and throw an egg at him

cant wait for randy to tweet a link to the borderlands 3 rule 34 subreddit

I hope on the 1st they show off most/all of the character's skills/trees.

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>>Disable voices and/or subtitles
Wtf

And I enjoyed running through Knoxx's fortress a couple of time before finishing the mission, doesn't mean it was a good mechanic.

>I hope on the 1st they show off Amara's naked body
ftfy

I hope Loaderbot is ok and happy with his waifu in 3.

youtube.com/watch?v=p001czENqQg

>doesn't mean it was a good mechanic
its a glitch
it wasnt meant to be in the first place

>epic
>sales
You're going to have a $120 "complete edition" well into the 2020s.

Yes, that's what I'm saying
It's not supposed to be there, it is unintended and does not make the game better unless you're really finding something to hard
Do you see my point yet?

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There is close to 0 art rn

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Somewhere Peter Molyneux is sighing with relief he's no longer considered the biggest bullshit merchant in gaming.

Pretty sure they already confirmed "Other PC Platforms in 2020" or something like that.

>Do you see my point yet?
no
some people like it and some people dont

We'll see. Giving Randy money is still a mistake.

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>Peter Molyneux

twitter.com/petermolydeux?lang=en

damn
gortys look like THAT!

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>the 1st is a week and 3 days away
the waits killing me bruh

How does it feel knowing BL3 is gonna sell millions and Randy's gonna walk with a big grin on his face aaall the way to the bank while you keep seething about it?

Yes it’s going to sell well.
No it will not sell better on steam.
Normies are only slightly annoyed they have to use epic store, they’ll install it for memerlands.

she THICC

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It's Randy's birthday!

another user here, exclusivity. A fair market would be that steam and EGS would release BL3 at the same time, The consumer would have a choice between the two stores. With EGS holding games exclusively on their storefront, there is no longer any choice where you get a certain game, legally of course.

The only Exception to this rule of exclusivity would be EGS originals like Fortnite or Gears Of War, where both the storefront and the games were developed and published by Epic Games themselves, and it would be up to them to decide where they sell their own software.

Have they announced any changes/improvements they're making in Borderlands 3? I'm playing through 2 right now as a Mechromancer and there's way more I dislike about the game than I like
>#1340 Shotgun is the first satisfying weapon I've found, every other weapon I've found sounds weak or has dogpiss accuracy and ROF
>knockback on every god damn melee
>clunky driving mechanics
>Only one active ability per character

based retard
shotgun 1340 has the same exact stats as a regular tediore barreled hyperion shotgun
only thing different is that it talks

I've been finding very few hyperion shotguns that are generally upgrades to what I've already had equipped. There are so many damn trash drops

do you check the vending machines or marcus

I already pre-ordered it. Keep up the brave fight lol

Legendary weapons are going to be hella crazy considering the normal gimmicks for each manufacturer seem to be things that only a Legendary weapon would do in previous games.

Can't wait to get the gun to creates volcanoes.

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Honestly its not even about the whole competition. I just don't want to support tencent where I can avoid it. So yes, I'll be getting it on steam much later on. 75% off just for Randy

Not too frequently

have they told us the pc requirements
i may have to get a new gpu

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which manufacturer do you think makes this gun?
everyone says Jakobs but it dont look like jakobs

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I wanna say maybe Dahl or Vladof

Found out today that I got borderlands enhanced version in my steam library, started a new run as mordecai.
The first mission for the vehicle dealer is fucking me over, that guy you need to kill is almost instantly killing me and taking chip damage.

Obviously Krieg, but given the choice between the two you mentioned Athena, because I feel like Zer0’s melee tree is practically useless outside the first play through

if my internet wasnt down i'd join you and you kill him

S&S

If your net is down how are you posting here?

have they been confirmed to be in the game
because it kinds makes sense since that gun doesnt match the style of the other manufacturers

How can anyone like Torgue aside from their Launchers? Their guns are inaccurate as hell, so slow most enemies can sidestep the shots, and got low magazines, I’ve only been able to put them to reliable use on giant boss battles

Wont even bother playing gearbox shit ..Not even worth a pirate for me

because explosions are bad ass

Best cover art? For me it's

2 >= 3 > 1 > TPS

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All pseudo whacky shit ..All too tryhard

3 is seriously kino, but it stands on the back of the original.

t. minimalistic le serious edgy fag

>HE SAID BAD THING
>GET HIM

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it almost has to be jakobs. i don't think any other manufacturer uses wood furniture besides jakobs and vladof, and vladof hasn't been making shotguns in the previous games

Rage 2 will be better. It already looks better.

all the promotional material for BL3 has been kino
gearbox sure does know how to make a trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=kdeN-WFeWHQ

this has to be the stupidest thing i've heard
and live in a country that elected Donald Trump

i see a lot of >BOOHOO! POOR VALVE! WHY WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF SWEET, INNOCENT VALVE?!

in these htreads

The intros is Tales from the Borderlands are by far my favorite, kino wise. I hope Borderlands 3 has learned a couple of things from it

gonna buy the game unironically despite hating randy
i wanna support good games

more like
>AHEM Tiananmen Square massacre and FUCK CHINKS

>tfw TPS has the most fun character builds, but absoluetly nothing you can do with them because the level design is just so ass
>tfw TPS also is the worst to play because the characters were somehow even more annoying than in 2
youtube.com/watch?v=YvFZGXb44cg
It's like every other mission has fuckers like this, it's non-stop. Even the scientists are made out to be autistic bitches who yell in your ear nonstop.
Autoaim Nisha holding two maggies and firing as fast as you humanly can is actually fun, but not when the missions are just so boring and groanworthy.

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Steamcels are still seething their monopoly is being challenged. The company is in the middle of a death spiral though, so I don't expect them to be around this time next year.

I don't give a shit other than store exclusivity being retarded and more harmful to the industry than anything Steam has done in 15 years bar maybe mod monetisation (which they retracted).

I'll wait until 2020, I got games to play this year and I am not hype or petty enough about BL3 to pirate it day one. My wife and the two friends I'll play it with agree. Risk of Rain 2, Chaosbane, Judgment, Shadowbringers, VT2's Winds of Magic, and an ever present backlog will keep us busy.

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>competition is bad
Low IQ

the graphics look ps3 tier

>female

that doesnt look like the average female ass

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>look at this retard bait
I love retard bait.

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hey i'm saving this just letting you know

I want to _____ Moze

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