Redpill me on this weeb garbage

Average grindy games filled with memes and cute girls. If that sounds interesting then give them a go.

It's all style no substance. Each game play very similarly and is fairly mindless. It's entertaining at least and if you're a fan of anime cliches and 2D tiddies, then it's the one for you. Also, protip: MAGES. is OP as shit in V Generation.

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For me, it's Plutie.

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jRPG full of optional grindan with a not super serious story

Appealing designs and memes. A bit repetitive, at least for the main ones, not sure about the spin-offs.

rb1 is acceptable
mk2 is absolute crap, holy shit it's boring as all hell
V is passable, but Peashy and Pururut are terrible characters that worsen the entire enjoyment of the game
Action Unleashed is one of the worst games I've ever played
Geki Noire is unbearable, and a mess of a srpg

Haven't played the rest

Neither. I went into U expecting the same, but it was just an awful button presser, not even button masher

>weeb

Why didn't this term even die out yet?

Keeping to use a decade old meme is cringe desu.

If a meme lasts less than a year or two, then it wasn't a very good meme.

Neptunia is a trash series only dumb shits pretend is good, If you want mediocre but actually fun weebshit try the senran kagura games

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Of all the characters' shticks, her raging sadist thing got old the fastest.

Mobile game-tier garbage with shitty fanservice.

Series that has most of its enjoyment in fanservice and references to other shit
Avoid Re birth 1-2 and start on 3 since it won't burn you out from the grind of these games
Play Megadimension VR since it's objectively better than the original and has less shit grind and better gameplay
Skip out on U and play Megatagmension only if you like the genre (Ded online)
Skip Noire's game and idol shit and the rest are good spin offs.

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I only played RB1, Neptunia U and that Zombie one.
I enjoyed RB1, it´s a really basic, fairly easy JRPG. Nep U was okay, nothing amazing really.
I didn´t like the Zombie game too much and it was the only one of the 3 I didn´t finish. The mainline games are said to be decent and the new Paper Mario clone looks pretty cool as well

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>the new Paper Mario clone looks pretty cool as well
Dude, that shit is literally unplayable.

I liked 4GO quite a bit. Maybe give it a go?

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Neps are cute

Should've bought it when it was on hb

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Quintessential cute sistercore but with bad gameplay.

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girls are cute, gameplay is shit
Just play a better game

>come for the cute girls
>leave because the cute girls keep teasing you at every opportunity but never deliver
>play a porn game instead

Whats the point

AHHHHHHHHH

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play mk2 or rb2 they have the best ending in JRPGs

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How? I heard it was bugged to shit or something
I thought about playing RB2&3 first but I also heard 4GO is some kind of spin-off and really good as well, might give it a try. Is it lengthy? I don´t want to start anything too time-consuming because Kiwami 2 drops in a couple of days.

Shit games. Not even good for jerkoff material because every character is way too annoying to be sexy.

It's been over a year so the memory is kinda foggy but I don't think it was long, much shorter then RB1. And I wouldn't really call it very good to be honest with you, the combat feels really floaty and chaotic, but the visuals are nice, the music is ok, and vn segments are enjoyable (static portraits though!). For the current discounted price, it's a good buy.

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It's very similar to NepU and BvZ but on a new fancy engine and with very few characters to play as. Should take at most ~25 hours to 100%

I already have basically every single game available on Steam right now anyway, might as well give it a try, thanks for the recommendation!

Only one question, it does have sex or nude scenes ?

Yeah the only redeeming part of that was Hana Kana doesn't do roles like that too often.

Is your only requirement for enjoying something "It must have anime girls"? If so, you'll love these. If not, they're bog-standard moe JRPGs that are mediocre at best.

Have you played the original HDN? That has to be the worst game I've ever completed. Is U really worse than that?

Its an okay series, especially if you like "muh gamer humor"
but the subs and translations are meh tier, and gameplay is easy mode generic jrpg or even worse "action combat" beatemups.

Not ashamed to admit I laughed quite a bit while playing RB1 mostly when they bullied Noire

Rebirth 1 and VII are the only decent ones.
Rebirth 2/3 are really just more of the same.
The rest are spinoff crap and your time is better spent on basically anything else.

The doujins are pretty hot.

Why did Nepgear get bullied so hard in rb3?

It has Compa, do I need to say more?

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Its supposedly funny if you like Japanese video game Anime jokes.
But its not that amazing in my opinion.
If you realy want to play a JRPG you might as well pick anything else on you backlog.
Thats what i did.
Why play neptunia when i have yet to play Suikoden 4 and 5 or several tales games or Ninokuni 2
Or the entire Ark the lad series etc and many many more.

they are all really good games and you should buy and play them all and also buy the dlc and merch hth

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I love Plutia!

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>ohh look at me. I am stacked otaku gamer goddess. Don't hit on me silly boys teehee
>Guys, games are totally full of beautiful girls who play videogames all day long, trust us
Vert a shit.

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>weeb garbage
You've got your pill right there, that's literally all it is. Some people are into it, I think it's kinda fun, but at the end of the day that's exactly what it is.

>Want to get excited for a Nep sale
>Already own every game
At least it's a chance for more people to get into the series

Replace Re;birth 1 with 3 and you are objectively correct.

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imagine forcing yourself to play absolute garbage just because it makes someone mad on the internet

>t. zoomer

Which is your favorite nep? Mine is Pururut.

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For me, it's Rom.

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the C team

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Based

People that buy these games are mentally retarded. The only appeal is the meme dialogue because the gameplay is the same four or five maps recycled endlessly and it has the laziest battle system imaginable.

it makes you mad libtard

battle system is actually rock solid from V on, it's the balancing that needs a lot of work tho

>from V on
Yeah and what about the 4 games before that?

bottom of the barrel gameplay and some cute girls

I want to live in leanbox

V is the third game (stands for Victory apparently. yeah it's silly naming) and the first two are just sort of an interesting footnote in history since rebirths overhauled those with something resembling the V system.

Nothing is stopping you Iffy.

I bought the rebirth bundle. Are the DLCs worth it?

Who /banana/ here ?

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Unigear is best nep.

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the idea that some people get triggered by this pic still baffles me to this day

Neptunia is cute and you should play her games, she'll be in smash soon after all.

Based

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it does? redpill me, have any screenshots?

I'm also "triggered" by that kind of pictures, if you catch my drift...

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Sick fucks get the hammer.

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Meanwhile, the twins get the mace.

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A waste of many hours in exchange for very little satisfaction or enjoyment, unless you really, really like hit-or-miss lol so randum anime humor. Stuff more or less on this level in terms of writing and line delivery respectively:
youtube.com/watch?v=fj8I5cTufoE

I'd suggest beating your dick until it's more purple than NepNep to their fan art. You'll spend no money, waste way less time, cringe less, get off harder, and so on. Let's just get down to bass tacks:

chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=iris_heart&commit=Search

chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=green_heart&commit=Search

chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=purple_heart&commit=Search

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It's a great series

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>How? I heard it was bugged to shit or something
Exactly. For example, game breaking bugs that made you stay forever on a battle, really often.
The game was made by a team that only made one game before Neptunia RPG, and it was a fucking crappy mobile rpg. And Neptunia RPG is pretty much that, a really ugly, buggy, cheap mobile rpg, but sold expensive as hell, and censored on ps4 on top of all.

lewd pictures make histoire overload... please act in caution going forward with this thread

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Look at that cutie

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Aren't 4GO costumes just the best?

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