Playing l4d2 with bro

>secret words

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This is a black thing, isn't it?

Why are you awake at 4 am. Go to bed you horny slut.

nigga that's gay

wrong timezone, buddy

Stream yourself taking a big dildo (or even better, a dick) in your ass or fuck off.

I live in PST now.
no u

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You live in washington DC right?

Stop ERPing.

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Dumb stupid idiot sissy.

It's time to kys op.

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taking meowie on a date!
marrying meowie!
hot sweaty love with my meowie!
castrating meowie when he least suspects it!

>1 AM

Go to bed anyway nigger.

smart intelligent genius sissy

Be nice to me.
I love in Washington state.
Why do you want to castrate me...?

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haha you typed love, fucking dumbass idiot.

film yourself getting fucked by huge dick

Why are you shitposting here instead of fucking yourself on stream for my pleasure?

R E N T O N

I feel sorry for you man. Do you have self esteem issues? Did your parents neglect you? I hope you find happiness but this seems like a cry for help.

because you would be cuter without them, and seeing your little dick shrink a bit more would be fun

Please don't call me that. I'm whiter than you. I can't go to bed because someone wanted to voice chat with me and I have trouble saying no.
Finally, someone gets me.
Phone posting is hard...
Give me a few months then I'll make new stuff.
Bellevue.

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Oh look, another super subtle /soc/ thread

Why would you feel sorry for him? he's a literal attention whore that's been doing this for like 5 years now.
Whatever environment he's grown up in he chooses to live like this.

Damn nigga you racist.

I'm gonna beat you up

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/soc/ is this gay?

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You have 10 minutes to start streaming yourself masturbating with your phone before shit gets bad.

>Why would you feel sorry for him?
>he's a literal attention whore that's been doing this for like 5 years now
You posted why I should feel sorry for him right after asking. Why do you think he's been doing it for so long? Clear self esteem and daddy/parent issues that I hope get can work out. No one that grows up with a supportive family does this.

Imagine having only this in your life to "raise" your self esteem. Luckily for you you'll be out of your misery by 45 with a self inflicted gunshot wound.

>Circumcised
Gross. I'd fuck you, though

>want a bf
>but not an erping sissy just wanna play video games w/ him
suffering

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>1 video
Why bother posting a link?

Try me.
About as racist as anyone else here probably.
Define "bad".
It was 20 at first, then 25, now that I'm 25 it went to 30, now it's getting pushed back to 45? You people need to make your minds up.

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Unlike Yea Forums /soc/ has biological females, but yes, it's filled of faggots and sissies too.

>Give me a few months then I'll make new stuff.
not good enough.

I mean he's had years to get help, but probably doesn't want it. Doing this fulfills whatever need for attention he has, I doubt he hasn't had people that've tried to help him but this is the only outlet he wants and probably pushes those people away.
The only cure for a fool is death so do not pity him for he lives blissfully ignorant and often times scornful of your concern.

Buff Meowie about to beat some up some anons.

dumb idiot stupid sissy you dare challenge me

You're like 5'1 and have baby smooth skin. My nephew could one shot you.

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Some people ask for help in different ways. Like I said, imagine growing up with self esteem issues and having your family neglect you but then you suddenly get that attention you've been seeking all your life. There is no reason I shouldn't pity him and wish him well since he's clearly suffering. You shouldn't hate mentally ill people, user.

Dangerously dangerous. It's 3am and I'm horny as fuck. I have no control over the kind of shit I would post.
Start streaming before my rants devolve into incoherent rage.

I need time to cut.
I'm not that buff.
Yes, I bet I could take you.
You missed a 1. I'm 5'11.

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me user i dont erp but im not buff like chris or leon is that ok

Have sex, incel.

I don't hate him, but you act as if he's a victim of his environment like a schzo or something. He's just an attention whore, don't sanctify him as anything more.

post arms

Is this the hourly tranny thread

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Your mom's faggot ass had sex with an incel

>Sub 6
>Even a man

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No. Once they're smaller again.

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idiot weakling nerd I'll beat you in 3 seconds flat

are you a bear

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But I want to see buff Meowie arms...

Wtf is erp?

IT'S STARTING. BASED TRANNY POSTER COME TO FINALLY KILL MEOWIE'S MENTALLY ILL ASS.

>I need time to cut.
time to cut your balls off you dumb sissy

Do your best user.
I can't help it, I was born that way.
Try me.
No.
I'm using those.

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no im a manlet

Ergonomic rist pads.
Helps you not damage your rist when playing high apm games.

Show your ass already.

Erotic Role Playing.

post feet!

In all seriousness, what's going on here?
Also do I get a gamer bf or not

>No.
Ok...

zippity zoppity

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Why don't you just go to one of the gay boards dedicated for this shit? why are you so obsessed with Yea Forums.

Begone nigger, traps hate blacks.

It's linked up there dummy.
You can also see those all up there.
I don't really want to be buff. It's just a side effect of working out, it's easier to lose muscle than to gain it.
Image related.

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Who here sad airplane island PNW BULLSHIT asss pretty forest, and Ocean and that6 nice bridge that people keep an heroing off.

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Its most likely another person, you know

not barefeet though...

>I'm using those.
you aren't using them or else you would be posting vids
you aren't touching yourself without showing us are you?!

I bet you're an ugly faggot who needs hours of makeup an camera filters in order to look passable. That's why you only have one video and refuse to post anything else.

?
No, it's me.
There's the most recent one I uploaded kinda...

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rpg user I'm about to pass out but, if you're here you never told me if you played octopath traveler.

feet feet feet!

hi i was lurking. No I dont have a switch sadly

i dont understand this image, is the object some big grey jew nose?

this thread better still be here once I'm back from taking a shower

Not like that. They're churning up baby batter all the time, even even I'm not actively using them, do can if I am sterile.
I just straight up don't post my face. I look like a dude.

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Fck what other games do you play?

Post face

I mean, you are a dude.

I don't care about your face, I care about seeing your dick leak precum in real time.

if youre gonna sleep do you have something i can talk to u on later

that depends on whether you have the big gay or not

I only share that privately with a few people. Posting it online sounds silly.
Now you're catching on.
No.

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>thread about some faggot taking a dildo in the ass
Call me when something actually happens, like he takes a dick or something.

dumb sissy you aren't meant to be making baby batter, you are meant to be making clear sissy pre that leaks out uselessly

When are you gonna upload more vids and content to Twitter. I'm interested

You know, you can be gay and even crossdress without being an attention whore. Just wanted to let you know

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Yes

What is not to understand?
I just described in code where i am.

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feet

eh w/e its not like im that picky about body type anyway
i am picky about video games though

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>it's another ewhore circlejerk
sage

>Add some subby anons since I want to get my rocks off
>They're actual human garbage and just get off on being called out on how shit they are
>They completely fucking fail to even turn me on
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT EVERY FUCKING TIME

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Like I said, I'm sterile, so it's clear and useless.
Probably in 2-3 months.
I'm aware.
I moved here in November, I don't know the area well.

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I know this amount of attention is making your hard. Why not share that cute hard-on with the world?

>donations
are they gays too lazy to go to work or somethin'?

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>be good bros with some guy
>he begins to fall into the trap meme
>eventually wants to gay erp with me and begins talking like a Yea Forums attention whore
>im the only one he does it too
>leak the logs to all of his close friends and family
>family didnt know he was gay
>blocked and unfriended
Sometimes i feel shitty about it, but threads like me make me think i made the right choice
i still feel guilty, but he refused to have a serious talk about his behavior. i just want my friend back

then the answer is obvious: get gamer bf

I'm flaccid.
I don't really need money for anything, I'm okay as a NEET.

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>l4d2 in 2019
Gay.

>You know, you can be gay and even crossdress without being a attention whore
Big doubt.

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damn, user. what exactly are you looking for in a sub?

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That's a dick move, man. Especially if you want to be his friend.

Funnily enough, I met my (boss) boyfriend at work. Not to say this gives me any sort of advantage over my coworkers or anything but...
I got a nice raise a few weeks ago

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if its sterile why do you care about keeping your useless balls then?
lets get rid of them and make you more docile and weak

Based homobro having standards

can i fug your bussy

>sterile
Of course. Why did you take hrt anyways

>I'm flaccid
Prove it.

I mean, i guess if you count appealing to an audience of 1 in a private room as attention whoring.. But then again that means sex in itself is attention whoring

>Probably in 2-3 months.
Why the fuck would it take you so long to record fucking a dildo?

>friend wants to lewd with you
>dox him
you are an asshole

that's not very nice user. This is the main reason I don't tell my good friends im a faggot, because I'm afraid the bro spell will be broken

I need them.
Only if you're my boyfriend.
I didn't...
Prove I'm not.
I need to cut, I'm more buff than my intended audience would prefer...

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what do you play

From the way he talks about it sounds like the didn't want to erp with him but the fag kept insisting and being a asshole about it. user did nothing wrong.

>im a big fat neet
>boyfriend doesnt care about physical form, just my thoughts and conversations
>he visits me every few weeks to prove himself wrong and fill me

Best life

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Lying nigger. Seen you mention it in an old thread. Plus you have cone tits from hrt

This wasnt just "Wanting to lewd" he went through a full on personality change, I left out a few details about some more shit he tried to pull with me
I wont deny im an asshole but despite my guilt he had it coming

>I need them.
give me one good reason

I talk about how all subs are useless fucking abuse sponges that can't get me off and then you immediately show up eh? Gee I fucking wonder what you're planning!

Ew, why would he want to fuck a fatass like you?

more like user was too much of a coward to say no.
>waaah he isn't the person I want him to be
>better dox him to his family

Choose to believe what you wish.
I'm using them...

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Must be beautiful to be loved by who you are

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oy, you need to learn Wa before yoy speak of thing of which there are no spoken thing about it.

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please post benin and boijana sir

that isn't a reason
using them how?

Too bad you can't star in a bukkake scene and get showered in a bunch of sweaty NEET cumshots

We have a lot of history. Theres something to be said about fully submitting all of your thoughts and your body to someone you can trust.

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I'm sure the majority of people aren't going to fuck with your family life for telling them that
That said, I'm in the same boat as you. I think it's good for people not to know, that way there aren't any weird expectations or odd conversations

Speak normally dumb frogposter.
I don't have the latter.
They're churning up potent steeple baby batter.
I don't do sex with more than one person at once. I've tried it before and it's not for me.

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I NEED A BF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ironic that this board is constantly insulting trannies and using the word "faggot" as insult and yet when a ""trap"" who won't even show his face appears everyone is suddenly smitten and flirting.
It's no surprise this board also had the surrender threads.
Faggots.

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gee i wonder? are you gonna answer my question or are you just here to be a whiny fag about it

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>links twitter
>one of the images is of a big black dildo
Okay now this is epic.

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post feet and balls

Since the faggot meowie is a teasingfag who doesn't want to show his bussi, what are some videos of twinks and/or traps without tits?

>erp friend
OP is a massive faggot, like always.

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They're broken, awkward humans. Having a job and a stable one at that is usually difficult for those kind of people. I do get where he's coming from though - I have an extra 1k~ floating at the end of the month with my new job. I'd trade some of that for less hours.

The board hates itself, hasnt that been apparent for the past, idk, forever?

I don't wanna wait 2-3 months, any recommendations while waiting?

Ewwwwwww, wanna know what I think? You do you man, I can't say much since I haven't ever had someone, usually through my own fault since some girls have shown interest.

>They're churning up potent steeple baby batter.
but you are sterile, you don't need baby batter
they will just get in the road in the future.
lets just get rid of them now for your future bf

I'm sick of you fucking losers so much
There's this one pathetic waste of space who keeps stalking me and begging me to dom and insult them
Fuck off, i'm not your tard wrangler
Your fathers wanted a son

>baby batter
>Sterile

It's just batter.

same. I mean it's good fags can prance around on a boat once a year and act obscene, but it does make a lot of people think all the gays are that way. That shit is not me in the slightest

Not him but you can get a look at his feet on his twitter. It's where I saw his black dildo.

Thanks, man. I hope you find the one for you, whoever that may be

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How do I become like you, are there any steps to get smooth skin

I wish jannies did their job

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko

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Be a whiny fag about it since I'm sick of you useless sacks of shit completely and utterly failing to do a better job of getting me off than typing bobs and vagene into fucking Google!

why don't you just make him pay you.

>guilt
>had it coming

Pick one you stupid nigger. You're not entitled to have friends and your friend, obnoxious faggot he might have become, was only trying to keep you in his life - as his friend
You were an immensely shitty friend who failed to recognize that your friend changed, and couldn't articulate to him that you were no longer friends, then handled it in a shitty, destructive way
Not only did you lose your friend, you lost your dignity you backstabbing blight. I hope he rapes your boypussy one day

what the fuck. Meowie's a coal burner what the shit

I dunno, look up the popular people, I'm sure they're all still making stuff...
I need it to shoot out all over myself and my boyfriend...
It can still make a fine cake.
Shave and lotion.

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>Has big black dildo
>Hates niggers

Is meowie the most intellectual trap poster we've ever had?

From what that user said the guy did a 180 in personality and acting like a obnoxious faggot about being gay. As long as you don't do that you'll be good, and if they don't stay your friend then they weren't true bros to begin with.

What popular people, I don't even know where to begin

It's like a snake with no venom glands. Boring.

Does Nivea lotion work?

>I need it to shoot out all over myself and my boyfriend...
god i wish that were me

Not worth it
He couldn't afford the kind of money that'd make me want to humor him

Hey man, Thanks. I know it's mostly my fault, I just need to sort my shit.

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nah, my sexuality is not my personality, that's lame af. Thanks user

Something tells me youve never actually bothered to tell them off.

You don't need balls to blow a load
Same

I just want a feet bf!

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The spastic retard interpreted his friend's behavior as a 180. In reality the friend was probably just reaching out and didn't know how to express himself without falling back on internet meme language.

only your boyfriend needs to shoot it, you can just drip it out

Do you have a discord, I think I'm bi curious now

That's a boy (female)

I'm high IQ.
Just look at related videos and blogs and stuff.
Snakes are gross, don't compare me to one!
Never used it. The best lotion I've ever tried that I can recommend is Amlactin. It smells like moldy decaying cheese but it works incredibly well. I don't use that on the regular because of the smell.
That'd be gay.
I'm a man! I need to keep them.
We both need to.
Meowie#7927

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As someone who's dealt with this shit, nah, his friend probably didn't understand he didn't wanna be flirted at.
From what I had to deal with my bud since pre-k got way too fucking possessive and thought I was fucking every girl I talked to. Haven't talked to him for half a year now and don't regret it. The moment he came out to me he just turned into a different person.

this is common for young gays who's only significant exploration of their sexuality is memes, porn and ERP

then autists decide to try and ruin their lives by outing them or scaring them straight or whatever dumb garbage

its the perfect cycle of faggotry

Don't add people on Steam unless they are your close enough friends you want to allow mixing together with your other circles. That's literally all there is to it.

I did
He got hornier

Good, I don't mind gaybois as long as they don't broadcast that shit to everyone and being gay is a major part of/encompasses all their personality. So most faggots who would go to a pride event.

>We both need to.
your boyfriend doesn't want to get your stuff all over him.

Why do people that look like malnourished teenage boys think they are ''traps''?

>That'd be gay.
Yes, and?

>high iq
>nigger dildo
Kill yourself trash

>trap has bigger dick then you

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Tears of joy?

Meowie's based, he hates niggers.

He doesn't?
I'm just pointing it out.
I don't have a black person dildo user. They're that color but they're because they were cheaper that way.

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dumb meowie, you aren't a man.
you know you are just a buttslut

I think he does.

here, try this
pornhub.com/model/surfboardpotato

Unrelated but anyone know the name of a hentai where some guy gets a trap to dom him and step on his dick, and then the trap rides his dick? Asking for a friend.

Best video is the one where he just makes breakfast.
That should be your next video too.

Because westerners live in a society thats getting progressively fatter and people are losing the ability to intuitively recognize secondary sex characteristics as the standard body type inches closer and closer towards unisex blob that has to be distinguished by increasingly aggressive primary sexual characteristics or else be mistaken for the opposite sex

No. maybe?

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meowie, punch yourself in the balls right now or i'll post the link to the other video

Do you like being teh gay? no ignorant meant. only do you have a deep sadness?

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Have sex

with me

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>erp friend joins
FUCKING THIS
nigger keep ERP to our MMO
DON'T FUCKING BRING THAT SHIT TO OTHER GAMES WTF
ERPfags are so clingy though. you have to deal with it otherwise you simply won't be able to ERP.

open boygene

L O N D O N?
O
N
D
O
N
?

stick out your butt

Do you or your boyfriend have any inkling to join the drag culture? I only ask because i'm known to visit such places.

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You can be both, they're not mutually exclusive.
Then I do need them.
Get me a boyfriend then.

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>220+ replies
Based janitors.

How does gay death feel so far?

>tfw would enjoy erping but not creative and expressive enough to do it well
>also too self conscious about my fetishes to even start to explore them

R u cute

You don't need a boyfriend to film yourself preparing breakfast.

Simply have no friends

buttsluts who never penetrate don't need balls.
they are just working away for nothing
plus you will stay cuter for longer and lose all that useless muscle!

Depends what you're looking for, but odds are if you're interested you could wrangle some people into it user. Finding good people you'd wanna stick with is difficult but finding someone for one or two faps is easy as hell.

I don't have a boyfriend and I have no interest in that.
Not as bad as I was expecting, honestly.
Huh...?
You're not getting rid of them. I'm using them.

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as in currently and multiplayer? just ffxi. psu is finally getting a somewhat-working server up very very soon and im interested in playing it because i love phantasy star but have the least nostalgia for universe specifically.
as in general tastes and whatnot? thats a bit loaded, but i tend to gravitate towards rpgs(sp, or mp, jrpg or wrpg, doesnt matter, but i do specifically love ff), fighting games(unfortunately im not digging this generation of fighters. sfv is kinda boring and im not a smashfag) and shooters(i dont play anything stupid like overwatch but i used to love CoD back in the day). what kinda stuff do you play user?

I'll be your bf user.
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198241587648/

You are so fucking creepy, wtf is wrong with you, retarded chaser

You should read more carefully. I said your next video should just be you making breakfast.

where Wa you located bruv?

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No sorry, you don't seem like a bad user but I know that you do drugs and I'm straight-edge

Stop posting in XIV threads.

i'm not a chaser though, i just like bullying meowie

Oh, sorry. I was a bit distracted trying to voice chat with a friend and post at the same time. I don't think anyone would want to see me cooking food, I did however consider turning my old Tumblr into a photo blog type deal with food I make and pictures of places I go.
Bellevue.
Give me shota bunny boys or give me death!

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>but I know that you do drugs
not really

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Oh maybe I have you confused with cebruz? you don't do drugs at all?

sounds like just the game for him

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bully meowie till his balls fall off!

I just thought it would be funny. I'd watch it.

>I need it to shoot out all over myself and my boyfriend...
>tfw no bf to ride me until he cums all over my chest

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well if you change your mind you know what to do. until then i cant help you stud

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hurry up and get a bf who wants to do porn with you

Bellevue as in the rich side next to the mall and Microsoft?

I want to see you make breakfast in only a apron

Meowie makes the big bucks, also his parents are loaded to shit.

this!
maybe if we beat them up enough he won't be such a tease