Memes aside, why is Nintendo so lazy with their remakes/ports?

memes aside, why is Nintendo so lazy with their remakes/ports?

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HIRE

because they can crap in peoples mouth and they will still land 10/10s for it, so why actually put effort in if you don't have to?

Not pictured:
The multimillion dollar corporation and all the asset store contributors that built everything in the second screenshot.

also not pictured the horrible animations and model quality of things that were not able to be ripped from another game or asset store.
somebody post that saria webm

because people keep buying that awful shit

NINTENDO

As pointed out, those are generic assets. Nintendo makes the art and model designs from the ground up, which is a much greater effort than pasting unity models onto a cloned map.

Both are trash.
MAKE A NEW FUCKING GAME. ALBW WAS SO CLOSE AND WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT IF IT DIDN'T COPY SO MUCH FROM LTTP.

MAN

LBW is LTTP 2. It would make less sense if it didn't take a lot from it.

Why did it have to be LttP 2? Did God tell Aonuma it had to be so?

The top also has implemented game mechanics and a different perspective, on top of a defined art style. The bottom is likely literally just an asset store collection on a map.

For continuity, it provides a base for the story and world development. I think that it's a great game.

>Posts a meme
>"Memes aside"

Does a single still image from what is not actually a game really stand up to an actual game? Or is it a flawed comparison that gives an edge to the one that had less to do?

Is an actual house lazy compared to a pretty front of a house with 1 wall and no inside?

If anyone unironically thinks the bottom pic looks better, off yourselves.

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Plus the mismatch of genres and art direction, too. The top is a top-down game going for a cartoony, kind of claymation style. The bottom appears to be some kind of third person game going for something more realistic, though that's not even consistent between assets. Top's also a functional game.

>memes aside
>starts the thread off with a meme

SOUL
SOULLESS

GIVE

Man I sure am glad I had build up to the story of "An unleashed evil kidnaps the princess" without it I sure would have been lost.

2010 Yea Forums best Yea Forums

FIRE

Nintendo is a company, not a loving mother.
No effort+brainwashed fanboys = profit

Nigga you think the bottom pic takes effort?

BIG COMPANY BAD

THIS

yes and?

because they need to sell the third and fourth remake in a few years.
Why do you think they're so against backward compatibility? even digital copies aren't available on other consoles.

And as some others pointed out, it easier to mantain the same pov during a remake, as you don't have to fix game mechanics. However, it is not like "omg lazy Nintento", but more like "better not risk to skrew up something changing to many things".
port and remakes do not need to much innovation anyway, why risk it?

this. the bottom pic is just a standard plane with some house models and a standard kinematic character with a blender model with animations. there are no enemies, no working UI, no quests, no npc's, no other areas. anyone can download those models and slap it on a template. I don't understand why anyone thinks the guy who did this is a mastermind dev.

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HIRE SOMEBODY ELSE

Plus you know the same people would be bitching about how Nintendo ruined everything if the remake was instead a ground-up re-imagining from a different perspective and with totally different art direction. At least this way they can't be accused of ignoring the original.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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FIRE THIS MAN

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That is a perfect representation of soul vs soulless

LA remake has a million times the soul of some faggot asset swap with no talent bloom effects on fucking everything.

this is the same guy

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Fuck you OP

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>Hey Link, Its me Daria
I fucking despise how ESLs can't even just fucking copy what's in front of them. STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID.

Which games are these?

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And people think that Nintendo should HIRE THIS MAN when the animations look like shit compared to a fucking N64 game back when Nintendo was still learning how to animate in 3D.

Because they didn't Hire that Man

> Memes aside
> Everybody goes on to meme anyway

If Nintendo remade ocarina of time you all would just call it a soulless cash grab anyways.

They already did, and Yea Forums already did.

How many games have you made?

Ironically the unleashed evil there is braindead and gets hijacked the moment it appears. Yuga and Hilda aren't sealed, and kidnapping Zelda to extract the Triforce of Wisdom was part of their plan to revive their own Triforce. Then Yuga betrayed Hilda and did things his own way. That's the difference here, it's not a story about Link, Zelda, and Ganon; it's a story about Link, Hilda, Zelda, and Ravio. Ganon is just a tool.

For something that supposedly takes a huge steaming shit on ALttP's ending it's surprisingly meta for a Zelda game. It also twists the "endless" cycle of fighting angle way better than Skyward Shit ever did by treating people like Ganon and Yuga as the symptoms of human greed instead of some muh ancient evil shit.

>tall grass where people walk
NINTENDO HIRE THIS GUY RIGHT NOW

These UE4 "remakes" are the ultimate pleb filter. Throw some shiny graphics at people and they'll say "nInTeNdO sHoUlD hIrE yOu!", ignoring the fact these niggas aren't even coding these glorified art tests and are using Blueprints instead.

They either raid the UE store for assets or use existing ripped ones, and when they do make their own assets they look like total fucking abominations like this guy's Saria.

So they're:

. Remaking an existing game in a jankily, imprecise way through Blueprints
. Using assets from other people or Nintendo themselves (and when they make their own they look like hot dogshit)
. Are making it piecemeal and will likely never complete the remake project

So why should Nintendo hire this guy again? They're literally a bedroom hobbyist with barely a drop of talent, doing things ANY of us could learn with a basic understanding of UE4.