Pick two (2) potions
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Revelation and Health
Flying and ghostly potions
uh
Revelation and Health
health and ghost
good luck trying to stop me
Health, Ghostly.
Revelation will make me want to kill myself cause I realize I know everything now and life isn't worth living.
Love is a retard trap.
Alert is nice and a tough choice between Alert and Health.
Flying is whatever.
Health and alert
Revelation would be the strongest but I would just want a normal life but better and revelation would fuck that up I feel.
notice not one virgin picked love
fucking incels
because that's brainlet, just pick revelation + health and you can accomplish all the other things by being a high IQ immortal god
Who needs love when I can ghost rape
With ghostly you can become as rich as you like, which has the same effect.
Alert and health so I can only be killed by some kind of unavoidable apocalypse.
Love potion; gives a loot of room for a clusterfuck of evil things to do.
Flying potion; bitch, I wanna fly.
retard. only an actual incel would want the potion of love over one of the others that basically give you superpowers.
this.
Flying and health
Won't need a car, get rid of this cold fuck me
1. revelation
2. doesn't matter
if you pick revelation then you will learn how to make the other potions so you can just drink that one and make the others to drink yourself
Everyone who picks the ghostly potion is a rapist.
Alert is basically spidersense which is stupid good, so that’s
Ghostly will let me do a lot of fun shenanigans so that.
Health and love. Easy choice.
>wants everybody in the world to love him
>even the one-legged coprophilic cannibal who eats all its lovers and lives a few blocks away
I was thinking more of burglarizing high-security places, rape is just a side perk.
>Good health = immortality
So this is your average american education demostration? Uh
Health and Alert
Revelation would make things boring
Love potion feels kinda screwy and could prove annoying depending on interpretation
Alert is generally good for surprise bullshit and is generally inconspicuous
Flying potion is good but you'll stand out
Health Potion is objectively the best
Ghostly Potion is alright I guess if you want to steal shit though if its only for phasing through walls its not crazy great. At least not for what I care to do really
I'll drink only the health. Keep the change.
I pick uhh... okay what the fuck
>implying that the bodyguards that love you won't kill the cannibal or any other crazy person without a second tough.
I would get two sexy and capable bodyguards to follow me around all day.
Health and love as long as love just makes people like me and easily manipulated to do what I want. I aint trying to have 100 stalkers in my lawn
Revelation and Health
i guess i'll take redpill, bl0rp and the hitler pill
Regular Pill, bl0rp, Death 2
I want to know what dying in a woodchipper feels like but I don't want to die just yet
Revelation will lead you to suicide since everyone else around you now feel like retards.
Love potion is only remotely interesting if you're 10 years old and is countered by health.
Alert would make life boring as fuck.
Flying potion would have you on CIA hit list in seconds.
Health Potion is by far the best since by the description it would give you eternal youth.
Ghostly Potion is easy 2nd best pick since it makes you able to phase through materia and become unstoppable.
not him but the description says that you are always at the human peak of health. if you are always at the peak, then your body, mind, and genes never degrade, which are what cause a person to die of old age in the first place. if you always stay at peak condition, then you can never die of old age.
and by the way
OBSESSED
Invisibility and flying so I can beat the world record for serial rapes
with ghostly wouldn't you just fall through the ground?
bl0rp + Hitler did nothing wrong + Redpill
I just don't want the stupid negative effects.
Are there any more like this?
The edgy tryhard ones get boring, these comedy ones are fucking hilarious though.
Health
Second is either flying or ghostly
Ghostly and health
Walls only, read them in detail.
I'm already blackpilled so the revelation potion would do nothing for me
Health for staying young and strong and Ghostly for shenanigans.
Flying would be cool but really risky without ghostly, too bad about that 2 potion limit.
Alert and Revelation are boredom though strong, fuck love.
Ghostly/flying to become the optimal "fuck off, everyone" build.
Big cheese and bl0rp is the kino combo. Guess I'll take pig benis too
but isn't a floor just a sideways wall separating you and the ground?
Did you go to law school?
GHOSTLY AND FLIGHT BABY
WHY WOULD I UPGRADE LOVE WHEN I COULD UPGRADE MY FLIGHT AND VISIBILITY
Obviously not as they're commonly understood, and the potion is implied to make the same common distinction. They're magic, not scientific.
It already has the invisibility going for it, think of the limited phasing as an extra perk.
Regular, Hitler and finna. First 2 do nothing and I'm already black so a life of clear pee it is.
love is for attention seeking faggots
health and ghostly are the only real answers here
>Is the peak condition of a child the same as an adult?
Being at peak condition of your own health doesnt make you immortal, fool.
You can be a 60-years-old and still be at the "peak condition", that's why when you go to a nutriotionist, they have an entire table of ideal consumption according to the age.
Because the ideal human peak condition
is relative and depends on your age, gender and race.
revelation and love
if everyone in the world loves you that means you are automatically the most famous person in the world
this would mean you could share your knowledge from revelation to everyone and litterarly fix all the problems in the world seing as the entire population loves and trusts you
Wtf guys? Easy.
Golden pill. Find the heaviest organism on the planet and force feed it the pill. Melt the gold and sell it.
Alert and Ghostly
but... if i can walk thu the walls, i can fall to the ground?
Alert and Health
this
health and ghost
Love potion
Alert potion
>Become a celebrity
>I become America's sweetheart, I appear on talk shows and I'm Herald as a goofy kind hero
>Billionaires throw me some spending money and I buy a house in California with my gf and we stream online for billions of viewers
>I'm always ready to prevent a catastrophe from either doing something wrong online or by getting attacked by autists obsessed with me.
>Live in a fortified remote location where I make occasional public appearances and live the rest of my life a celebrity like some fucked up Nelson Mandela figure.
R8 my plans
Revelation and Health.
Is this supposed to be difficult?
Revelation to get all of the important information humanity needs, Love to make sure everyone listens to me when I tell them about it.
DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE LOGISTICS OF GETTING A GOLDEN WHALE OUT OF THE OCEAN AND MELTING IT
YOU WOULD BE STUCK WITH A HUGE CHUNK OF GOLD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN IMPOSSIBLE TO LIFT BECAUSE OF ITS WEIGHT THAT YOU TECHNICALLY DONT EVEN OWN
FUCK YOU
this
I'd take the gay pill, the big penis pill and the black pill. Then I'd take the gay pill and force feed the biggest organism the other two.
Revelation and love.
I will found a new fucking religion.
I like your thinking
(me)
Health and ghost.
Realistically Flying and Ghostly.
Everything else would turn you mad or will come back at you in life later on.
Will revelation teach me how to make the other potions
>always being healthy will turn you mad
uh?
Geez. I'm so stupid that I didn't even think I'd bring a whale to land first.
I guess I would just give the pill to the very next thing featuring a similar weight class: your mom.
Becoming Jesus would be dope but honestly I don't think I could handle that responsibility. I think we should just chilled and enjoy what we have.
What is the angle difference between a floor and a wall? 45 degrees? No human could realistically walk on a 45 degree slope, so maybe 30 degrees? There needs to be some distinction, man.
>or come back at you later in life.
Either this potion will make you immortal which is a good way to turn insane or once you have something that can actually seriously harm you then you are fucked.
I mean you could litterarly because better jesus seing as even the jews would love you
Guys. Im in this situation. Call SWAT plz
Revelation and health
No question about it.
Imagine being the ultimate chad,
having both knowledge and peak physique
Love potion is for unlikable autists who have given up and have no confidence in their chances for authentic love
Alert potion is for paranoid pussies
Flying & Ghostly potions are for capeshit retards, and they'd probably be captured and killed by the secret services
>>Is the peak condition of a child the same of that as an adult?
I was not implying that user, do not misrepresent my argument. What the OP post says is that the potion preserves you at the PEAK HUMAN condition in terms of health, looks, and strength. Since the post only specifies that the condition is that of the peak human, then we do not need to factor in the peak for your race, age, or gender. The "peak human condition" in regard to health, looks, and strength refers to the condition of the healthiest human (presumably the healthiest to ever exist) as well as that of the most handsome and most strong humans. Since the most healthy human would obviously not be old-aged at his peak, then he must not be in danger of dying of old age at his peak. Therefore, if you are always at that human's peak condition, then you are never in danger of dying of old age and are therefore immortal until killed by an outside force.
YO DANNY PHANTOM HE WAS JUST 14
Ive researched criminology and what I've learned is that some people respond to life the opposite of how they are expected to. Something in their brain causes them to hate the things that make them happy and love the things that make them feel bad. Sometimes from trauma, or just psychology. Without going any further I'll say that there are some people who will show their love through trying to kill you. Humans are fucked up, there a lot of retarded people. That's why I said I live in a remote location, I would even secure it so nobody could trace it.
consoles, tv, luxury furniture, computer, internet, doctors, audio equips, grocery, drinks, and the fucking woman I guess?
PC, TV, Vidya, Windows, internet, any dish I want, pen and paper, doctors, woman, drinks.
Ultimately after I get the 10 millions I will return to the tower to live there until I die.
You'll phase through (vaginal) walls though. Unless you turn visible during.
>Computer
>Internet
>TV
>Vidya
>Doctors
>2 plates of any food a day
>3 Borger Kings a day
>Training equipment (never worked out before, but it seems necessary if I'm going to be trapped in a room for 10 years)
>Windows, but only if they come with curtains
>Luxury furniture
Window
Computer (asuming a decent pair of headphones and a comfortable chair are included)
Internet
Doctors
Swedish Food
Im already used to swedish food and ikea furniture anyways
PC, Windows, Internet, Groceries, 2 plates, Training room, Drinks, Doctors, Woman
How is the woman upgraded if she breaks?
1)computer
2)consoles
3)internet
4)2 plates
5)training equipment
6)audio equipment
7)drugs
8)doctors
9)woman
10) 50 inch tv
this, everything else is clearly a monkey's paw or a gay super power.
WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY, STRANGE MACHINE
Flying and Revelation, this is the only correct choice.
Anyone have the time travel power potions saved?
You get a younger one
Revelation isn't omniscience though, only the greatest mysteries and "nature of existence", whatever the fuck that is supposed to be.
You won't for instance know the next week's winning lottery numbers.
I didnt realize it was 10 things so im adding
Audio
Gym
Drinks
Furniture
Woman
IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN
What kind of pretentious faggot would waste a slot on pen & paper when they can get a computer?
>all this people underestimating love potion
Alongside Revelation it is the most powerful potion, EVERYONE will love you, that means that you can get away with anything, any time with any people.
"hey, give me all your money and kill yourself for my amusement" and they will do it, they can't negate and if they do negate then just force them to do it via other people, everyone will adore you like a god and serve you like one, all the richest people will give you their money all the most beautiful woman will be yours any time, everything that you want now belongs to you, any order will be done, for the unconditional love they have for you.
"Fuck you Capcom do Megaman Legends 3, is an order" and just like that, MML3 will be released.
Imagine being such a piece of shit that the only way for people to love you is through some magical potion. Have sex.
I know you fucking idiot, why would I want omniscience? It takes all the spice out of life, Health and Revelation means I will be in constant peak physical condition and understand all that there is to life whilst being unable to control it.
another one of these dumb games where the revelation potion makes the alert potion useless and the love potion makes the best parts of the health potion and ghostly potions aspects useless, so those two
forgot to add the furniture
>the revelation potion makes the alert potion useless
No it doesn't.
Alert Potion.
Something bad is happening to those I love right now. Video games are being killed. Gamers' fundamental rights to delicious lolita cunny on any platform they choose, their right to shout 'nigger', 'faggot' or 'kike' at any player they choose, and their right to locally host custom servers for any game they choose, are being infringed upon.
Hopefully the Alert potion will give me enough time to prevent videogames from falling any further.
Better also take Revelation so that I can know -how- to protect games from those filthy diversity matchmaking 3dpds.
>all these faggots picking superpowers and all the other sociopathic narcissists picking love
Health and Revelation is literally the chaddest combo.
Flying sounds more fun than being able to tell other people what to do and love potion doesn't necessarily mean they have to listen to your orders. For example, parents love you unconditionally, but it's not like you can generally tell them what to do.
Which is the one that lets me be in fifty different places at once so shit actually gets done around here?
This is the first post and also the best post
Ghost potion seems fun until you realize that it would also make you fall through the ground.
Health is an obvious choice, and flying could be nice.
GIVE ME YOUR HAT
Ground isn't walls.
Then I just send assassins that love me to kill the ones that don't love me unconditionally, a lot of blood will be shed and millions that don't love above all else will die, but after all the murder the remaining people will be no more than my unconditional servants.
Love potion should not exist that kind of power can corrupt anyone extremely fast, I'm starting to say edgy shit.
Alert+Love
I will save the world
>the love potion makes the best parts of the health potion and ghostly potions aspects useless
How?
Yeah but how does it distinguish between ground and walls?
It's all just matter, if your feet can pass through walls then what's holding them above ground?
>it would also make you fall through the ground.
youtube.com
Because it mentions only walls and it's magic.
Revelation and Alert.
I'm already married, fit and healthy, so being able to provide for my family better through such knowledge and always knowing how best to keep them safe would be awesome.
Ghostly and health.
>love potion
monkey's paw, don't be a fool
/thread
1. Computer
2. Internet
3. Groceries
4. Weight Room
5. Audio
6. Sports Room
7. Doctor
8. Windows
9. Woman
10. Pen/Paper
Brings back memories
based
>send assassins
How will you find them in the first place?
>the remaining people will be no more than my unconditional servants.
The only people who'd fit that are literally insane, it isn't practical to kill billions of people with a small group.
>take blessed revolver
>shoot and kill the shopkeeper
>take the rest
Health + Alert
Although not everyone will love you, many will admire you and lust after you, and you can take action against those who would do you harm out of envy. It's basically enough to go through life on easy mode.
regular redpill hitler did nothing wrong
Health and Love, I become God.
t. Successful lawyer
May many cases come your way
Computer, furniture, internet, groceries, 2 plates, drinks, doctors, gym, books, audio equipment
replace pen/paper with burger king and we're on the same page
>realistic edition
What was the unrealistic edition?
Choose your destiny.
Upper middle, as long as she wouldn't be contagious.
With just the top tier computer, internet, and 3 Burger King meals a day, I'd be in almost the exact same fucking situation I'm in now.. The only difference is my Internet would be better.
>How will you find them in the first place?
I go to the internet and tell on the social media that I require assassins, then they will come to me automatically, I will have bodyguards for my safety and psychiatrist to evaluate them all to see if they are safe or not.
>The only people who'd fit that are literally insane
Insanely in love for me but safe to manage, like dogs, that will be the profile I will look for the most.
Computer
TV
Consoles
Windows
Internet
Gym
Woman
Doctors
2 plates of any dish
3 drinks
Daughter, it seems like it'd be the only one that wouldn't be heartbreaking.
Actually i need some furniture dammit. Fuck the doctors i guess.
Golden pill Bl0rp BIGCHEESE.
Golden pill can turn a random animal into a statue made of pure gold, bl0rp has only positive effects and BIGCHEESE is the perfect way to get rid of someone.
The tan tomboy
ALWAYS the tomboy
In fact, tomboys are so precious and rare that the negative part doesn't even matter
who the hell wouldn't choose the aunt?
1.Computer
2.Internet
3.Gaming consoles
4.Luxury Furniture
5.Groceries
6.Burger King
7.Two dishes of any meal
8. Doctors
0. Woman
10.Windows
>Has 3 drinks
>Need furniture
>Who needs doctors anyways am I right?
>cursing yourself with knowledge
>risking being shot down while flying to other countries or even on your own nation skies
No thanks. Give me the health and ghostly potions. Those are the only ones worth a damn.
Just go to the gym bro.
!!!!WARNING!!!!
Ghostly Potion = Anti-Position Equation = Complete disappearance on a quantum level
Love Potion = Human Extinction level WMD
Health Potion = Perfect organism Theory = Infinitely metastasizing mass of cancer cells that results in complete space occupation on a quantum level + Omniversal expansion
>Human Extinction level WMD
>Perfect organism Theory
???
If love means platonically then revalation + love become god emperor of mankind and lead the human race to truth.
I bet you're really fun at parties.
Health potion
Ghostly potion
Delete that image right fucking now.
>Just go to the gym when you get liver cancer
It's the only one other people would brutally murder you for. That, and maybe the little sister.
>>Perfect organism Theory
An organism that will literally never die, or be affected by entropy, able to even absorb black holes.
>>Human Extinction level WMD
Every single human being starts loving one single individual completely, causing chaos among them that could lead to endless violence, war, destruction, and ultimately, their extinction. Even if said person died or went missing forever
Monarchies seem to work just fine.
True patrician's choice.
Love potion is a monkeys paw, you shit brainlet. Think about it, it would be annoying as fuck if EVERYONE loved you, you would get pestered non-fucking-stop by EVERYONE. This means the crazies, the loners, the obsessives, fuck. That would make me kms.
You can get laid, sure, but having everyone line up and not give you some time alone WILL drive you crazy
What was it?
That's why you go on a murder spree every once and a while. You won't even go to jail because everyone loves you too much.
That's what royal guards are for.
A defamation of the most pure and charismatic man in existence.
Lmao just get a big ass castle get some guards that are extremely loyal and recluse yourself like the king of all.
Revelations and health obviously.
Super wisdom+ longevity
You can attain effect of every other potion withers, except for invisibility.
>An organism that will literally never die, or be affected by entropy, able to even absorb black holes.
That wouldn't be peak human condition.
>Every single human being starts loving one single individual completely, causing chaos among them that could lead to endless violence, war, destruction, and ultimately, their extinction.
That's nothing more than a hypothetical idea, there's no telling what would actually happen.
I would say that external forces cannot harm you too.
You are always at peak condition, even with knife in your heart.
>implying i wont be choosing organic fruit juice and milkshakes as my "drink"
Titan's Arm would be the most useful for every day life and you could give it to your GF and have her step on you.
Yeah I’m not going the psychopath route this life though
While I agree that the love potion is only an idea from that. You have to admit that "everyone" is a huge scope and there are bound to be more than just a few nutjobs who want to kill you out of love or something similar.
F-Fl...Fly-
Love potion and health potion
>Not just getting groceries so you can squeeze your own juice and learn to cook for yourself so that you gain that skill by the end of the stay.
Much better.
Revelation so I can be maximum 'What doth life?'
Love potion will 100% turn you into a megalomaniac psycho if you don't have revelation potion too, the power it gives over others is far too huge for a regular human to control fairly.
I don't doubt that, it's definitely not worth its power at all.
You will end up mad anyway health potion can't help you with the revelation potion you will end in a sea of madness from knowing everything in this world your soul will crush and not even a health potion will protect you from the endless suffering of knowing everything from this universe.