Let's play a game Yea Forums. Describe your most wanted DLC character for the fighters pass by predicting what shitposters would say if they were revealed. I'll start with an easy one.
>But we already have Greninja
>Should have been a DoA character
>Another sword user
>More boomer bait
Let's play a game Yea Forums...
Frog from Chrono Trigger?
Aigis
>LITERAL WHO
>WRONG BEAR
>MORE WEEBSHIT
Not quite
Teddie?
>ANOTHER anime swordsman
>Literally who
>That's not Rex
Elma?
>complete fucking weeaboo shit
>WOW LOL SO RANDUM FOURTH WALL BREAKS
>ANOTHER GODDAMN SWORD USER
>literally who
>Literally who
>Enjoy your not-waluigi
>Should've been Eggman
Travis?
>BASED
>BEARFAGS ABSOLUTELY, ETERNALLY AND INFINITELY BTFO
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING Yea Forums
>We already have ryu.
yes
Dante I guess?
No idea, Dr. Wily?
Nepnep
>WHO?!
>Not even a Nintendo Game
>Fucking overrated Yea Forums hipster shit
>Should've been Amaterasu
>But we already have Greninja
You got me thinking of frogs, dumbfuck
>FUCK it's just gonna be another cancerous zoner like Samus except faster
>Fuck (insert character) I can't deal with his speed
Close
>Westernshit
>Gaylo
>Zoomer FPS
>*Doom/Quakefag screeching*
Blade Wolf?
>but we already have enough reps already!!!
>but but muh boomer pick!
>but but hes a literal who from a spinoff!
>but but muh western party!
>western boomer shit ohnonono
>more furbait shit
>generic gook fighter
>already deconfirmed fag btfo
>A fucking joke character
>what the hell is he supposed to do? throw paper?
>not leon, x, amaterasu, monster hunter, ect. ect.
>*sonyfag autistic screeching*
>Souless nowadays
>Should have been banjo
>is completely ignored by everyone
Let's be honest, "LITERALLY WHO" is almost cheating when you consider how many Smashfags refuse to touch any game that doesn't star an Italian manlet or a gay elf. That being said.
>Oh boy a Ken clone
>Meme/Reddit character
>Should have been a Tekken/Soul Calibur/MK rep
>Should have been (insert other character) to rep the company
Quote?
>Not even a Nintendo Game
Literally everyone that Yea Forums wants. They really hate Nintendo characters for some reason.
>WAIFUFAGS DESERVE THE ROPE
>LITERALLY JUST ASHLEY BUT WEEBER
>MORE ANIMU WAIFU SHIT
It's my Boy Terry, isn't it?
Nah, though that'd be pretty sick. Think Okami from a dev standpoint instead of literal.
Monokuma?
>Otis pictures
I thought Yea Forums just wants the worst possible characters in existence so they can laugh at everyone because trolling.
>Steve
>Banjo
>Erdrick
Fucking stop.
Hatsune Miku?
Terry? good tastes
You're god damn right
Viewtiful Joe?
Geno?
Klonoa?
Phoenix Wright?
>Literally who (on the west)
>Fucking Pedophile
>What's even her moveset? She only does Puzzle stuff
>We already have Bayo/Joker
Jin? Cross?
>another Mario
Two of those are Arle and Dante.
Gene?
>Viewtiful Joe?
Real close. Terry's my second pick, by the way. I think he has a real good chance, though.
Arle Nadja
>Literally has ninja in his name
Krystal?
Amitie
>>Not even a Nintendo Game
>>Should've been Amaterasu
Got another fun one
>Dead series
>Waifushit
>Should've been Chun-Li or Cammy
>*Being literally too young to recognize the character*
There we go!
Okami and Okamiden were released on Nintendo hardware, user. God Hand wasn't at all.
I hope you're right user. I'd accept Kyo too but I think Terry would be more popular.
Shantae?
>GENERIC ANIME SWORDSWOMAN
>GACHATRASH
>VEEEEEEEE-KUUUUUN
Doomguy, I imagine that he would be a very fast ranged character
Morrigan?
>BANJO, BANJO, BANJO!! WHY DIDN’T WE GET HIM INSTEAD OF THIS CORPORATE TRAVESTY?!
>ANOTHER Fire Emblem character?! Just because he has an axe doesn’t make him fucking better.
>Why did we get this Japanese indie nobody over Shantae/Shovel Knight? At least his partner is cute, though...
>This guy’s franchise is a visual novel, not even a game! Why didn’t we get a better rep from his company?
>Already on Peach's moveset
>A friendly goomba with a hat
>Can't even jump
Based pick OP, the exact same here
Nah, I’ve seen him be called furbait before in smash dlc threads, maybe should’ve went more obvious but that’s the best I could think of off the top of my head
Gene would be absolutely amazing, maybe he'll be in MVC4 ;_;
This is definitely Morrigan
Steve and Hector
>a wolf? edgy
>we already have two fighting game reps
>Konami don't care about the series anymore
Trump's dick.
Second is Hector, third is Quote?
>WEEBSHIT
>LITERALLY WHO
>ROY CLONE
>dead series
>he's ugly
>overshadowed by rabbits
Captain Toad
>Geno?
Wrong
>but but he's another generic gunner #0492646!
>but but [insert company here]!
>but hes isnt a spirit yet!
>but but muh ps4 exclusives!
Yugo?
>>BANJO, BANJO, BANJO!! WHY DIDN’T WE GET HIM INSTEAD OF THIS CORPORATE TRAVESTY?!
Steve
>ANOTHER Fire Emblem character?! Just because he has an axe doesn’t make him fucking better.
Hector
>>Why did we get this Japanese indie nobody over Shantae/Shovel Knight? At least his partner is cute, though...
Quote
>This guy’s franchise is a visual novel, not even a game! Why didn’t we get a better rep from his company?
Junpei (t. mad Danganronpafags)
All correct. 4th shouldn’t be hard.
>Dead studio
>Dead series
>He's already in another fighter
>Boomer shit aesthetics
That description fits at least three characters, care for another shitpost?
>I'd accept Kyo too but I think Terry would be more popular.
Yeah. Kyo has some interesting gameplay options. I'd like to see a Shoto-esque character with Rekkas on Smash. But Terry's a legitimate Arcade Icon. In any case, I hope we get anything SNK
Yep. Damn, that was quick.
>Maybe he'll be in MVC4
user...
This has to be Rayman
Rayman?
>This has to be Rayman
Yep.
>WE ALREADY HAVE K ROOL, WHY BOTHER?
>SHOULD'VE BEEN AN ECHO
>DIDDY KONG WITH A WIG
>Literally who?
>A virgin comic book artist
>Irrelevant, even his creators forgot about him.
>Already an AT
>Another FUCKING FE sword character
>Wtf why pick someone from an irrelevant FE when the new FE #352678 is expected to be shilled
Is that Sketch Turner, my nigga?
rayman
yep
metroid prime hunters character?
yup
Sketch Turner?
Frank West?
>THE DARK SOULS OF ANIME!!!!1
>she's a literally who outside of Japan!
>only pedos would ever play her
Lyn
Closest I can think of is Rash
The Fire Emblem one is Hector, good choice.
hell yeah
>Hatsune Miku?
no
>Shantae?
no
>THEY ADDED A HAT GOOMA WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE A GENERIC ENEMY? FUCK SAKURAI, HE RUINED THE ROSTER
Way too easy
Bomberman
I can only guess Byleth
Hector
>Pedobait
>She's killed millions
>Has already died in her series
Reimu
>A FUCKING FEH REP
>We did it, cunnyseurs!
>Backbeard.jpg
>Just because he has an axe doesn’t make him fucking better.
It seriously wouldn't fyi
Is it that one ninja guy from DoA?
Easy, Dixie Kong
>Should've been Ryu Hayabusa
>Garbage, outdated games
>Series has been dead for over a decade
Black Knight
Correct
Shinobi
>Disjointed hitboxes
>Irrelevant literal who
>Already a Spirit
>Limbless Mario
Joe Musashi?
In the other direction, but I wouldn't mind Joe at all. Hotsuma would be sick, too.
Todd Howard unironically
Not if he was actually inspired by the GBA sprite animations instead of just having another fundamentals-heavy made-up spacing moveset while showing no personality whatsoever
Totally fine with FE never getting more characters though, Hector is more so a pipe dream
Rikimaru?
Strider Hiryu :^)
Bingo
There's been a Strider game in the last few years, user. But I wouldn't mind him at all, either.
>WHY WON'T HE DIE
>Already a Mii Costume
>Another fucking anime swordsman.
Well I’m just a straight up retard, and fucked up the deconfirmed part, shouldn’t have added that bit
>He would have Dragonborn powers and Fallout weapons
Sounds about right, don't forget
>FUCKING SMASH QUATERNARIES, FUCK OFF FROM MY FANDOM
>Muh Western games
>Should have been his rival
>Too edgy for Smash
>All his costumes are the same color
>wtf sakurai literally put himself in the game
>final smash should be a dragon that flys into the arena breathing copies of Fallout 76 and Skyrim
Scorpion?
>The redditors won, cringed and bluepilled
>Sakurai completely ignored the polls and made a stupid choice
>Overrated trash meme game gone way too far
I wanted to phrase this so that it could refer to both Scorpion or Sub-Zero, but Scorpion is my preferred choice.
Goku
I don't think people hate Nintendo characters, they just think they aren't likely due to the existence of Spirits.
Undertale rep?
Sans, right?
Should be Undyne, either way.
I really just want a grass starter
Undertale?
Absolute Pipe dream, Scorpion/Sub-Zerobro. Japan hates MK.
But they more than deserve to be in the game
You actually want and Undertale rep, mate?
>slut!
>I wanna FUCK her
>Wii Sports was better
Girl from RH?
Close enough.
>Close enough
I asked if you really wanted an Undertale character. As far as I know Frisk fits the description.
>worse megaman
>another WORSE meter user
>another electric faggot
>ANOTHER ANIME FUCKBOI
>even starforce would've been better
Gunvolt?
Since nobody answered these I'll answer for you guys
Crash Bandicoot
Nanako (I don't acutally want her I'm just memeing)
Yu Narukami
Pulseman?
>They literally could not have picked anyone more weeb
>Not even vidya
>Now I have to hit mute everytime I see her face.
>Do people really listen to this music?
Miku
Miku?
>lol fucking scaly inflationfags
>literally who retro character
>meme pick
>dead series
Dig Dug
?
Based
ding ding ding
Whoop, too obvious
>We have Lucas and Roy who's games never released outside of Japan but we can't have the kombatants because their games are banned in Japan
FUCKING GOOKS REEEE
I actually can't think of anything people would use to shitpost about The Prince. There's literally nothing wrong with him, and if you are genuinely against him you're literal scum.
>Reddit
>Memes
>Weebshit
>Literal who
Never put it past shitposters user. Trust me.
>wtf is this shitty nonsense soundtrack
>like, wtf is NANANNANANANANANNANANA supposed to mean
I'm against The Prince because I don't think the Katamari series needs to keep being shilled out and used for cash. Plus, Keita Takahashi is so against Katamari being regarded as violent that I'd rather it not be featured in Smash.
>THIRD rep for dead series
>We have enough villains already
>That spirit is supposed to be him
>Literally Bowser Jr. but with legs
>LITERALLY JUST ROLLS A BALL, NOT INTERESTING AT ALL
Porky.
It doesn't need to, but it would still be great. And cartoon violence is just goofy stuff
>Fucking bullshit waifufags got her in
>LITERAL WHO!
>but muh Quote!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>BUT SHE WAS A SPIRIT!
Sounds like a fun thread, unfortunately there is absolutely nothing to post about my boy, Travis, because nobody would ever shitpost about him.
A literally who from some stupid one off indie game that no one played from some stupid Nip.
Persona and Katamari music in Smash
>yet ANOTHER anime swordsman
>goku is in!
>more boomer shit
>another swordsman
I really want him too, but you know people would say that
>That picked the most boring choice from that series
>Everyone important from that series is already in
>Something about Zoomers
>He's not even a legendary spirit
>BUT HE'S NOT RELEVANT
>duck hunt echo
>no one care about him
Bandana Dee?
>Dead game
>Literally fucking WHO?
Outside of that i'd feel people would be happy to see a 2nd F-Zero rep. Hell it could even bring a new game with it.
Banjo?
This one is piss easy but I know I'm not the only one to post him
>Reeeee anime swordsman
>What could he do that other characters don't already do?
>Four third party reps from the same company
>Muh Nintendo history
>Should have been (insert other character)
>He's going to be broken
erdrick?
Yep.
Lloyd Irving?
Alucard
bingo, the duck hunt echo thing was too obvious
Nope. Namco only has one rep so far.
Close but no.
>Literally an armored pedo
>Go back to SNOY all-stars
>Should've been Pyramid Head
Dante
Big Daddy
God that would be funny if Smash got a PSAS fighter
Jackpot
He was really fun in that game. I wonder how he'd be in Smash
Crono?
Nope but based on my description you are technically correct
>How the fuck would he even work?
>Reddit cringe weebshit
>Lol so randumb quirky XD
>Should've been a Tekken/Soul Calibur rep
Honestly, this sounds like something people would have said about Pacman.
>Should've been a Tekken/Soul Calibur rep
Good thing Yoshimitsu can be both
Yes sir
He'd be great, but not it
>literally who
Hint: there are at least four possible characters that I'm referring to
Could be literally hundreds or thousands, be more specific
yeah, that's kind of the joke
Fine:
>another anime swordsman?
>"b-but he can use m-magic"
>AT fags btfo
>brought to you by a sports games developer
>from a porn game
>no way Nintendo would allow a character from a porn game
So what did we learn from this thread?
>Using any kind of bladed weapon triggers Smashfags
>Anything that isn't Mario, Zelda or Pokemon is a literal who
>Western characters are trash but anime characters are weebshit
Is there any character that people won't bitch about? Hell there's probably someone who hates Mario being in the game because "he's overrated."
You are not supposed to show us the character. You must be retarded, that's why you want him
Unironically Banjo and Doomguy would piss the least amount of people off, or to be more positive, bring the most joy to people based on that criteria.
Probably Doomguy would piss off less people than Banjo but I think you're right.
Stevefags aren't people, they're discord trannies
I could easily see banjo. But they'd probably make him similar to dunk hunt.
Isaac.
>dead franchise
>why more fucking pokemon
>who cares about [this character]
>who asked for this
>so it's just gonna be ivysaur?
When will the sun rise again? Hell, I'd take Dark Dawn Isaac to make him more standout.
>Who the hell is this emo Sora knock-off?
I unironically want chosen undead, i reckon he could work, 3 right hand weapons, could have a shield that works like links, could use sorceries and/or miracles (down b parry that works as counter), final smash ?, Alt skins should be fan favourite armors, fuck i really want this shit
>Yeah yeah another sword user
2 right-hand weapons*
Forgot to mention taunts, should be obviously praise the sun, well what is it and a random arch tree thing (forget the name)
I had an idea for how they could use Dark Soul's parry mechanic and turn it into a kind of counter. Chosen Undead's down-b could be a shield bash that deals lowish damage and knockback but if the move connects against an opponents attack (like a counter would) it crumples the opponent like Ryu's down-b.
Also no punishment for repeated rolls
>based and eggpilled
>i've come to make an announcement!
Shadow the Hedgehog
That could work a bit better actually
Neku
>Another anime swordsman with a counter
>Another anime swordsman with a counter
>Another anime swordsman with a counter
>Another anime swordsman with a counter
Unironically.
>We already have two Pits
>We don't need more furshit
>paper
I'm a Wrightbro too, I'd freak if he got in
Owlboy?
Nope, new hint
>repping the same game in the _ _ _ _ _ series twice
>wow what a waste of a slot
>completely undeserved
>why did we get this character and not other character
>wtf who asked for this shit
How the fuck am I supposed to guess
>Some bullshit about relevancy
>A few misinformed twats that say he has no Nintendo history that don't know four of the five games were on Nintendo systems
>DUDE MEMES LOL
>HiS vOiCe Is AnNoYiNg (only applies to Americans/Canadians)
is it gex
Was the "DUDE MEMES LOL" too much of a hint?
(You)?
Nah, the voice one gave it away, actually.
>"Western Shit"
>""Dead"" Mascot
>"Why is this company involved nooo"
>He's just a Mario/Sonic knockoff
>It should have been Banjo reee
is the fourth emiya shirou?
Crash Bandicoot.
>literal who
>they're from a comic so they don't count
>dead franchise
>furrybait
ding
I don't wanna get my hopes up, but can't wait till E3 to see him.
Dobson?
Reimu?
The third one will make it too obvious.
>literal who weebshit
>appealing to lolifags
>should've been Lip
Sam & Max
>wtf Sakurai he's a conspiracy nut who loves aliens
>literal who
>no history with nintendo
>waifu bait
>why not goku then
Raymoo?
it wan an easy one
>Another fucking sword
>I thought spirits were supposed to deconfirm characters
>They could at least use the design from the series where he actually is the protagonist