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Dingodile and Fake Crash

Rocket Man
Give me my Nina Beenox

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So how do you guys feel about the new alt skins?

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We're not big enough for /vg/ thanks for the bump though

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I don't want the cancer from that board spilling into our ctr threads

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N. Tropy
Brio and any of the CNK bosses, if they are in

I think the alt Cortex skin is coolest, followed by red ripper roo then blue crash.

What other skins should they add?

>Crash
Biker
Pilot
Scuba
Jetpack
Mascot
Rapper
Angel (like when he dies)
Japanese
Evil Crash (twinsanity)

>Coco
Evil Coco (twinsanity)
Her spacesuit from Warped

>Cortex
Sheriff
His red outfit
Retired (hawaiian shirt with a big bag of ice on his head)

>Tiny
Gladiator

>Ripper Roo
His scholarly outfit from Crash 2

>Pinstripe
Tony Montana's white suit
His Twinsanity outfit
Zoot suit
Tuxedo

>Pura
white fur, like a white tiger

>N Gin
His NK appearance

>Tawna
Moulin Cortex

>Dingodile
Japanese

>N Tropy
His Twinsanity outfit

>Brio
His green hulk transformation

Even though Crash of the Titans was shit n.gin's design in the game would be an okay skin.

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I agree. From all the models so far, dingodile looks the most spot-on.

Most of the designs in the Mutant games were just okay
Only Crash Tiny and Crunch got fucked over.

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FULL ROSTER LEAK WHOOAAA

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I guess I have no choice but to main Nathan Fielder.

>city slicker
>not based Sneed and Chuck
Fake and gay

Whens the steve DLC

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They seem to be just basic colour swaps. Pretty harmless all things considered

I haven't played Nitro Kart. What the hell are these outfits even based off? Or is this just the devs trying to stamp their own mark on crash.

They're brand new skins

Its a promotion, Cortex, Coco, and Crash all get one

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Oh okay I just thought Helmet = Space since Nitro Kart was about the characters being abducted by Velo.

all the dots are starting to connect

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>30fps

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cocos cock

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It is ILLEGAL to be this fuckin adorable

thankfully not

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if hes not playable i wont be buying

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All of the original ctr characters and crunch will be playable

user what planet have you been on? The entire CTR roster (Including Oxide) are playable.

nice, i havent done any research into the game but thats good to know

>people complain about 30fps
Don't people usually speed run the pal version of ctr though? And don't pal ps1 games run at 25?

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There's no reason it shouldn't have 60fps, Mario Kart 8 ran 60fps splitscreen.

Yes but the reason people bring that up is because they insist on comparing ctr to the only other currently relevant kart racer out right now as it’s a reason for them to not bother with it.
It’s just people who have no interest in the game in the first place

Penta penguin (US)

>s-shut up! 30fps is better than the 25fps of the PAL version!
So this is the power of CTR shills... woah...

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If 30fps is really a problem, then you just have to wait until the inevitable PC release. The tradeoff is that online won't be very much active, probably dead even. But if you don't care about online, then you're better off waiting.

Hope your game gets delayed again ugly

honestly who cares at this rate, 30 fps posters have just sorta made it lose all meaning.

kill yourself horsefucker

I hope you're not implying that sonic racing games are better in any way
Because THAT would be embarassing

And yet here you are, being the only one manufacturing a war between two games not even meant to rival eachother, a ton of people have even admitted to wanting to get both so really you're not getting anything productive done.

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N. Gin baybee
on a slightly related note, I feel conflicted on the concept of rebalancing things
on one hand, I don't want them to go changing things Willy-nilly, on the other hand very few characters are viable and some are just objectively superior like N. Gin and Coco

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Mario is gonna be DLC for the Switch version and it's gonna tie into Crash being a DLC fighter in Smash

Spyro and Crash trilogies were 60fps, why won't CTR be?

>mfw they give the characters CNK stats, which means balanced are removed altogether, Crash and Cortex become acceleration types, and N. Gin and Coco are relegated to beginner handling types (shit tier)

>he doesn’t know
No one tells him

Pinstripe mains rise up

What would be dope is if we could tune karts to our liking. Like giving the polar bear tiny's stats or dingodile Coco's stats

for real though does anyone main Papu, like fucking anyone, on Earth, or otherwise
does anyone take a look at the roster and say "yes, out of all these characters the fat tribal is the one I feel the strongest about"

I remember a thread around the time of pax and the idea of adjustable stats with karts came up and a bunch of people spergged because they would rather see classes and cosmetic karts rather than characters that can switch to different classes

If they want the game to become anything more than a meme that will die down in a few months, they better give this to the game, among other things. No one will like if just a couple of characters are viable, especially if their favorite isn’t one of them.

His appearance was unappealing, but Papu was one of the best racers, he was of the top speed type, while having better handling than Tiny and Dingodile

If you want a repeat of Funky Bike Wii, sure go right ahead.
Nothing wrong with the 4 distinct kart classes being represented by specific characters that are instantly recognizable as members of said classes.
I'd be in favor of giving players a "garage" side-mode where they could tweak all of the stats to their leisure for the hell of it but keep that locked to local play and friends-only online lobbies.

I have never heard of that game in my life but why do we need “easily distinguishable classes that represented by characters” if it’s a mostly straight course there’s going to be speed characters and if it’s windy course it’ll be accel characters. Why are you so concerned with how other people prefer to play the game anyways?

Isn't that the reasoning behind every Crash character though? No doubt one of Crash's strong points is the character design but I doubt anyone new to the series looks at the roster and goes "I want to be the short fat guy who looks like cyborg Gomez Addams, he is my spirit animal"

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Just realized I’m retarded and the joke went over my head but Mario kart has weight classes that affects the meta

>I have never heard of that game
pic related
>why do we need
it's a character archetype thing. main characters are rounded, smart sidekicks are accel, brutes are speed, and small animals are handling
Remember that CTR was made in an era where arcade kart stats were pretty much locked into 3 different archetypes of lightweight, mediumweight, and heavyweight. If anything CTR having 4 kart classes was a pretty healthy step forward for the genre (it also did away with kart classes having any sway for collisions in the first place)

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Alright, let's get our pre-release stereotype list done and see how right we are when released:
>Coco players: Actual girls, "girls" and waifufags.

Feel the same about Zem and Zam. Just generic folks with little personality

Really what it boils down to is what you prefer to see on the track

>different characters with the same or similar stats that have karts selected for the track
Or
>characters from the same class depending on what’s best for the track

N. Tropy was just upgraded version of Papu.

Considering that character voicelines and HUD elements won't be changing and are easy to recognize underneath the visual confetti that is the customization options, having some stability in recognizing that a coco has a kart that drives like coco's does is a stable point to work from.
If you're in 3rd trailing behind a Tiny and an N.Gin, you're probably going to hit Tiny if you only have 1 weapon to attack with since you can safely guarantee that he won't be catching back up to you due to his poor acceleration. If you obfuscate stats, you destroy that subtle decision making that happens when prioritizing targets other than "the person directly in front of me."

Ok so, these threads have recently taught me that the stats in CTR are kind of a lie. Coco and N.Gin being faster than Crash and Cortex for example, and also guys talking about Papu and Tropy being better than other heavyweights. Can I get a rundown of the REAL stat chart then?

I'm pretty sure the all rounded types are faster/better than in the remake than acceleration types. The stats in the original CTR don't actually show their real stats and acceleration type characters were OP.

Well people speedrun the version that is fastest. They even play Dark Souls on 30 fps to run and jump 1% better.

That is a very specific example when there’s only a handful of weapons you can actually pick who you target my man

It’s kart racer where there’s a ton of rng and you’re overthinking it just press the fucking button

No. All characters have the same stats in the original game. His turning was not tighter. It sounds like you're describing N.Tropy in nitro kart.

I'm still pretty damn sure that people claiming any of the characters (other than penta penguin in PAL and NTSC-J) have the exact same stats in their kart class and people are bullshitting.
In CNK the 4 bonus characters had better stats than their kart class (N.Tropy, Fake Crash, Pura, and Velo with perfect stats) but I can't find the source on the stat datamine that people keep referring to to verify myself.

You can find source for CTR. They do have different, upgraded stats in some versions.

Just check the wiki, it's accurate now. There's 4 classes of karts, you know what is what, only penta pegnuin in the PAL or Japanese version has different stats.
You're right about n.tropy being better and Velo having perfect stats, but fake crash is actually weaker (2 in all stats) and Pura just has the same stats as other handling characters.

Is that Sir Daniel Fortesque?

that new one out already?

no dickhead 2 more months

PLEASE. use ''crash'' in your title or post, I love these threads but my searches miss them due faggots like you.

I see my lovely art spread, kek.

>Oxide only tried once
>Spectacular failure
>has the gall to grade Cortex
Also, VOTE on tracks! this poll went through 2 threads so far.

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[Pic is concept-oxide. maybe as skin for him?]

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>wanted everything but dragon mines and thunder struck
>they're at the bottom
I see every one else also has supreme taste.

I feel like most of the concept art from the Naughty Dog era can make a decent skin pack depending on how they dlc

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CHEERS LUv THE CALVERIES HERE

why does he wear his pants like an old man anyway?

He's a big boy

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esto es el fin grande velo

why does he need pants anyway? Tiny has a cloth and crash is nude.

I always assumed he has such horrid genitals he has to hide them
I dont thinking mixing mammal and reptile was a good idea

>crash is nude
How do you miss his blue pants?

sorry user, it was a rough night here. hm, how about Roo? he lets it all dangle?

Ripper Roo is legitimately insane though.

I was more hinting at the design choice though, why does Dingodile need grandpa pants?

>Igor Eggman isn't his spirit animal.
I want all non mad scientists to leave.

Crash
>Nostalgia fags
Coco
>Waifufags
Polar and Pura
>Girls who just want to be the cute animal
Tiny
>Chads who didn't play the original
Ripper Roo
>Chads who did play the original
Cortex
>He's going to say the N word
N. Gin
>Yea Forums
N. Oxide
>Reddit
Pinstripe
>New to the series in general
Fake Crash
>People who like showing off that they 100% the game or people that really wanted to be commercial Crash

You forgot a few, young child me started with Polar, went to Tiny, then Joe, then Pinstripe and stopped at N. Tropy. that's the mains I progressed through. what am I?

(also I'm adamant Pinstripe is a closet homosexual)

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will crash/balanced karts be the worst?
if they didn't balance N.Gin and others would be the only units used online yet so many against balancing for some reason

I suspect they will actually be the best. 5/7 on all stats is OP. They said they were balanced in the original but the in game stats in the first game were a lie.

No? handling Always was the worst. allround has enough turn for fucking Cortex Castle.

I hope Beenox reweights the stats, fix handler understeer and give them abit speed + accel.

Are there any leaks of the girls that appear when you win a race?

I'm just bullshittin some theories up on what the stereotypes will be for the new game, I ain't no psychologist man.
I left a few out though since I've never seen anyone actually want to play Papu or Joe unless they're contrarian and just want to be the dude no one picks.
I left out Tropy because he technically still hasn't been confirmed yet.

>Nsane trilogy doesnt work too well on your laptop
fuck

>I hope Beenox reweights the stats, fix handler understeer and give them abit speed + accel.
I think handling is going to be the worst again. Which kind of sucks because I like Ripper Roo but his kart just sucks.

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ye good luck beating Oxide and penta with their perfect stats or Tiny with ur balanced/handling characters

I feel like I remember for damn sure that even in NTSC N. Tropy was a bit better around corners than other speed karts.

And it wasn't such that actual handling angle was better, but it seemed like it was more responsive to reach full tilt.

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>I think handling is going to be the worst again
Actually they got extra speed! It was pretty awful before.

It used to be 2

good luck beating slide colosseum with a kart that has less than 3 handling

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what is he even? How many racemixing went into N. Tropy? asian? arab? nobody knows. we all knows Crash CLOCKblocked him.

yeah but with reweight I mean, change how much sdtats affect the character? Handlers being the only one to keep full boost in cortex castle for example.

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o yeah I didn't notice that. Much needed. Even on maps that are 90% turns handling characters blew ass.

Dingodile
>Only plays time trials

Get in and fuck my butt!

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I really get the feeling that the next platformer will take place in Crash Nitro Kart's world.

Like, that could be the reason CNK's story is not included; because they're going to repurpose it for the next platformer.

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>this model is only used in the background of the crunch fight, so far away that you can't actually even see it
Imagine being the artist who made this.

>brown brick

Yeah PAL ran at less fps than NTSC but had a better refresh rate and resolution.

He's In!

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N. Trance reveal for Easter Sunday coming later today

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Oxide was better story and design wise.

I liked Oxide's design better, but definitely found Velo's story more enjoyable. He's a canon badass that runs an empire and you are his entertainment, and there's no way to misinterpret that; the man is a bad motherfucker even if it's just an alter ego.

Oxide was just a sperg and being good at racing was an outlet for his autism. He probably would've had to ask Velo to help him take over Earth if he won.

I really hope Fat Velo is playable this time as character or a skin.

Is there a small chance (or at least a percentage of one beyond 0%) that Nina may appear? I dunno, her design is one of the few things about Twinsanity I still remember leaving an impact on me. Plus, she was originally supposed to be in CNK back before Vicarious Visions took over development (pic rel).

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*blocks your path*

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More like a 90% chance, she was in Crash Bandicoot Purple on GBA which VV developed, was intended to also be in CTTR by Vicarious Visions before it was taken over by Radical.

Se even though they didn't make the character they still liked her to some degree.

She was also supposed to be introduced in Nitro Kart

maybe they are not including it because CNK's story and new characters sucks ass and they only included the only worthwhile content from it

for cortex

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>was intended to also be in CTTR by Vicarious Visions before it was taken over by Radical.
She was in CTTR anyway, albeit they gave her an annoying as fuck personality
I'm sure in the current climate, at least somebody would be offended by this, lol

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Nobody fucking plays the ps1 version. In fact this game was never mentioned at all until the remake was announced and then suddenly
>YES CTR AGAIN IT WAS MY FAVORITE RACING GAME OF ALL TIME
>OMG CTR IS THE BEST KART RACER EVER COS YOU TAP L1 WHILE DRIFTING!!!! SO INNOVATIVE
Everyone is suddenly a long time fan who put hundreds of hours into the original game.

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They are.

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They can add trillions of skins for him. Like his sledgehammer outfit, his knight outfit, his hunter outfit, his wizard outfit, etc

>Nobody fucking plays the ps1 version. In fact this game was never mentioned at all until the remake was announced and then suddenly
You're surprised that no one was actively talking about a 10 year old game until the remake? Are you dumb in the head?
Were you also surprised that people were suddenly big fans of Samurai Shodown when the new game was announced?

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Friendly reminder: don't reply to bait

If you look hard enough you will find obscure channels on youtube of people that have been playing CTR for the past ten years

Literal retard. Why you talk about shit you don't know about?

Jokes on you, I did put hundreds of hours into the game and listed it as my favourite game of all time without compare. Still in my top 5, probably still first if I bothered to rank them.

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Can you get the platinum relic in N.Gin Labs with Crash? That's the only one I never got and looks like you need frame perfect playing to get.

if you hit all the boxes you get 10 seconds off your total time and it basically guarantees a platinum, you can even fuck up a little. If that's too tedious just hit the sacred fire ramp and use that speed to get a good time youtu.be/GFS3biTmSIE?t=40

I beat oxide's ghost in n.gin's lab by just using the sacred fire.

What's this sacred fire stuff?

It's 20 years, not 10

It's just when you go over a turbo pad while powersliding and hoard the extra speed (it's a bit more speed than you get from normal slide boosting)

certain boost ramps in the game give you a lot of boost to make sure you can clear certain jumps without having to actually jump. But you can use them to get max speed. The length of time you can use these sacred fire boosts are determined by your reserves. I may be getting ultra sacred fire and sacred fire mixed up though.

Still never once saw a thread about ctr before the announcement on here. Not even a "who remembers this?" kind of thing. Just dead silence until this was announced. You're just pretending cos of hype and it's fucking cringe.

Julian would be proud of his dad for not being into really basic furry characters. especially women.

since VV made tawna less "sexist" in the remake can they just finally add her?

Also just imagine there's a limitless meter that gets fuller for each successful boost you do. That's what reserves are. The more reserves means your boost will last longer (any boost), but you will lose your reserves if you were to let your boost fade away. You won't lose reserves if you were to come to a sudden stop because you hit a wall or something.

USF is when you have reserves while going over a super turbo pad and the removed speed cap takes super long to decay.

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And to think I thought I knew it all about this game. Man this is some next level technique tier stuff I'm gonna have to get good at.

lol people want to have sex with “animated animal people” and wonder why they don’t have meaningful relationships with others in society.

The archives prove you wrong alone. Even during Nsane trilogy threads, CTR was discussed constantly. And even before, whenever kart racers were brought up, CTR would always be discussed.
Stop being proud of being a newfag.

Yeah thought I had it mixed up. Sacred fire is just maintaining the speed you got from turbo pads by doing a mini turbo over them isn't it?

Yeah. Sacred fire is pretty much how everyone learns that reserves exist.

USF requires 'super' turbo pads before huge jumps and your reserves need to be high enough to sustain it.

Saffi fire however is a glitch that occurs from overloading the reserve counter. It causes your kart to cruise at max speed even with no boosts.

Let's see the 'speed kart' meta handle those corners with USF. Not gonna happen folks.

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How do I git gud at making multiple repeated turns, such as the ones on Papu Pyramid, while maintaining boost? I always fuck up hard somewhere along the line and hit a wall.

practice like hell with hitting boosts at the same spots, that labyrinth at the beginning is a bitch (even experts can't perfect it every time)

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>How do I git gud at making multiple repeated turns,
heh easy
>such as the ones on Papu Pyramid, while maintaining boost?
uuuuh...
There's not really a trick to it but you just have to make really tight turns. Like you kiss the corner of the wall while drifting kind of tight. I've played a lot and I can't consistently maintain boost on those initial turns on papu's pyramid.

N. Gin
will alt as Nina or N. Trance

>someone saved my scribble
aww

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Play a handling character. No really. Everyone discounts them but when it comes to online I think they’ll do surprisingly well.

They're better in the remake but definitely not worth even touching in the original. I recently confirmed for myself that handling characters are complete trash when I couldn't get a handling character to outperform my n.tropy time on slide colosseum, which has the most turns out of all the tracks in the game.

fake and gay
here's the real leak, courtesy of beenox

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NO

So is the webm above your post an example of saffi fire?

It was discussed before Nsane and after Nsane. Maybe dont be a newfag

This meme is fucking garbage. Genuinely hope this fucker's existence is never justified.

It doesn't have a better "refresh rate" if it has lower fps... PAL CTR has slower lots of things, too. Like doors and other animations.

Nah that's ultra sacred fire. He just goes for a long ass time because he had a shit load of reserves. Saffi fire is basically a gimmick. Can't get it naturally or use it in a way that will win you races or time trials.

What's so bad about Rilla Roo? Crash Bash was great and it never made sense why he was promptly forgotten.

He was a shitty last minute character to fill a Dingodile slot

He is a shitty character that exists only to fill a character slot. Even his description in Bash's manual or back-cover or wherever the fuck boils down to "he's an annoying asshole". There is no appeal to him besides le meme which is a terrible excuse to add anything to a game.

sir I think you just suck a bit. Played Polar on Papu's Pyramid to try and beat Oxide's time. I couldn't do it because the track is shit (had to use N. Gin and still only scraped by) but I only missed it by a few seconds.

>sir I think you just suck a bit.
No I am the best. Literally any time that a handling character gets can be outperformed by basically any other kart type. If a speed based kart can outperform a handling type kart on the track with the most turns in the game, then it's pretty safe to say handling is useless. Pick a speed kart on slide colosseum on time trial, then try to beat that time with a handling type character. You'll find you won't be able to beat the speed kart 10 out of 10 times, assuming you don't take any shortcuts that you didn't with the speed based kart.

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Is this game out? This was my favorite kart racing game by a mile

2 months.

Oh, that wasn't my point. Thing is, you're only gonna be a couple seconds behind using a handling character vs. a speed character. Not a terribly huge difference and certainly not enough to make them unusable. In fact, I'd still argue they're not "completely useless" since their extra turning could be potentially helpful for beginners. I wouldn't really know about that for sure though nowadays, since I think characters like Dingo handle the best lol

The thing is that once someone graduates from beginner status there's no reason whatsoever to ever bother using them. Their statline just can't carry them to victory when pitted against the other kart classes unless items get involved. Hilariously their high handling actually was a detriment once you learned how to powerslide since their tight turn radius meant you couldn't get as many boosts as those with wide turn radii.
Even if they specifically buffed the handling kart by making their boosts grant more reserves to offset how much worse their powerslide boost potential is, they'd still fall short since I'm sure people would rather take a constant stream of boosts from an accel/speed kart over infrequent-but-stronger/longer boosts on the handling karts

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>Thing is, you're only gonna be a couple seconds behind using a handling character vs. a speed character
Nah dawg, handling characters stagnate behind really bad. It doesn't matter if you're boosting the entire time either. I did what I described in my other post and the handling kart was 3 seconds slower, which is huge. I don't think you truly appreciate how trash handling karts are. They have 1/6 speed dude. Crash is as twice as fast as that, and Coco is as twice as fast as Crash. Handling karts were just underpowered as fuck, utter garbage my dude.

Who are the bottom-middle and bottom-right supposed to represent? Is the former supposed to be the other Kommando Bro?

I don't want to miss any in-game content, but i want the Switch Digital version. Do i just need to buy the deluxe edition on the e-shop once it comes out, or do i need to pre-order/do some shit before-hand?

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Oh shit, how could I forget that bro?

Only if you care about some gay avatar or those electron skins. Still entirely possible you can get those electron skins without pre ordering but it's not out yet so it's hard to say.

>Crash is as twice as fast as that, and Coco is as twice as fast as Crash
Oh you must be new here. You genuinely think the in-game representation of the stats in vague bars is correct? Polar has a base speed of 12950 while Crash's is 13140 and Coco's is 13520. Comparing to the highest base speed of 13900, handling characters are ~93.1% of that speed. Their higher turning can let them take better advantage of turns, too. Them being "utter garbage" is plain misconception.

>every CTR:NF thread

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If it makes you feel better, it's the only thing that shit-stirrers ever try to point at.
They could just as easily point at the clutter created by Beenox trying to over-design tracks that were otherwise barren for a reason (Polar Pass, Dragon Mines, etc).
They could even try to shitpost about unintentional shortcuts and saffi fire being removed for being a bonafide integer overflow bug.
But these retards don't actually play videogames. They don't follow any news surrounding the game. They just pop in and try to stir shit using a Mario or Sonic picture to try to sow discontent between people before bouncing out of the thread.

>Oh you must be new here. You genuinely think the in-game representation of the stats in vague bars is correct?
I wouldn't have said "Coco is as twice as fast as Crash" if I didn't. Also I know that they're technically not "twice as fast" but it was just easier to explain.
>Polar has a base speed of 12950 while Crash's is 13140 and Coco's is 13520. Comparing to the highest base speed of 13900, handling characters are ~93.1% of that speed.
That difference in speed is a world of difference in game.
>Them being "utter garbage" is plain misconception.
Well point me to a map where a handling type kart outperforms LITERALLY any other kart type and i'll believe you.

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Well yeah, but how do i preorder it from the nintendo online shop? Or when will i be able to do so? Yes i do care about those gay skins.

You might have to go to a IRL store and pre order, because it doesn't look like there's any option to pre order digitally on the Switch, yet.

>Well point me to a map where a handling type kart outperforms LITERALLY any other kart type and i'll believe you.
Where the hell did I even say this? Once again, what I'm saying here is that this apparent disadvantage isn't a deal breaker. Looking at the leaderboards in ctr4ever (bear with me here), the slow characters are about 5 to 6 seconds slower than the speed characters in 3-lap courses (I checked CC, RT and PP). In actual online races this difference becomes much less meaningful what with all the items and stuff, and I feel like very few people will be able to play at the topmost level in order to achieve those times anyway. Sure, they might not be the "best" class, but I genuinely don't see the issue with a class that benefits beginners since there is also a class that benefits more advanced players. Newbies to do not use the speed characters because they are harder to control.

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Do you think online will be ruined by items spamming? I reallyhope they keep the VS mode without boxes

ONLY A ROBOT CAN ACHIEVE PERFECTION IN MOTION AND oh my this whole place is DIRTY!

>Where the hell did I even say this?
You were arguing against my claim that handling type characters are "complete garbage" so I thought you would be able to to show me a single instance in which handling type characters perform better.
> Sure, they might not be the "best" class, but I genuinely don't see the issue with a class that benefits beginners since there is also a class that benefits more advanced players
I know the game says there are classes of difficulty on the karts but I don't think it's true that speed based karts are harder than to learn than handling types. I just don't see how a beginner can somehow benefit from choosing the literal worst type of kart.
The stats are different in the remake so there's a good chance handling karts will be viable this time around anyway.

It's a matter of kneecapping themselves before they even get comfortable.
Sure they could graduate from beginner onto different kart classes, and anyone worth their salt will tell you that being familiar with how all 4 control will let you decide which is optimal for certain tracks. But at the end of the day, if someone just likes Polar, Pura, or Ripper Roo regardless of how good they've gotten at the game, their effectiveness will never exceed the hard cap that's placed on them by the kart's maximum performance.
You're right in saying that items basically bridge that gap entirely, but there's a steeper advantage levied in the accel and balanced kart classes because of their higher top speed and acceleration, handling alone doesn't carry even with powersliding. Topspeed of course has to contend with the reality of needing to regain lost momentum in VS mode so they'll be less frequently maintaining position against contendors due to small losses adding up.

Man, I spent hundreds and hundreds of hours playing CTR, and later even more hundreds playing CNK. If the new game brings the magic back, I will end maining all characters.

They're based on the CNK track Electron Avenue

>Accel character are now slower AND still have shit turning
What's literally the point in using them now?

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>acceleration kart class is good at acceleration why the fuck would I use them?
you okay, user?
also
>thinking that low handling is a bad thing
you'll sing a different tune when you're able to snake on straightaways because of the wide turn radius

Higher acceleration only matters to reach full speed, but if your top speed is still slower then what's the point?

CTR newfag here, Ripper Roo is definitely my favorite.

Velo was FAR more insecure than Oxide though, and that's saying something big. Oxide atleast shown his real face. I respect that Velo has more integrity, he does what he says. No cheating bullshit.

he's called ''Baby T'' as in, T-REX, A SUPERCARNIVORE. Pay attention what he pulls from the bog and eats ingame. I think we should retcon him into pic related.

Also, my playability poll
strawpoll.me/17841782
is doing well! I hope for a tiebreaker so we can formulate the ''most playable'' cup. a bit like the centrist of cups. don't let my message influence how you vote, that's bad for the poll.

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>recover speed quickly from any messups
>faster speed recovery from offroad
>reach cruising speeds faster, able to start powerslide from a standstill faster than other classes
>wide turning radius but not too wide makes them ideal on most tracks without sacrificing speed like the handling class does
I played the demo myself user, they feel fine.

He slobbers all over and screeches like a seagull when making high-air. I Always found it fucking gross. You know, vehicles catching LOTS of bugs and all.

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