Leave Subnautica to me

The fuck am I looking at?

what the fuck is that

A Siphonophore.

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What makes you say that user?

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Double blowjob

Siphonophore are animals comprised of other, smaller animals each of which has a single specific function.

Kind of like how you are made of specific cells, but imagine instead of organs, you had small animals living inside of you that did each function. Instead of arms and legs you had creatures attached which propelled you forward. Instead of a stomach you had a creature that broke down food and excreted nutrients the rest of your body could use. That's actually kind of how your intestine works.

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>scary
>posts one of the most passive things you can run into
literally the only times people have gotten bit by a Moray Eel are when they try to feed them and they miss on accident since they have terrible eyesight. They don't give a shit about most things because they don't really have predators

El goblino...

Because it's a video game

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Looks familiar...

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Wooooahh watch out guys, super scary creature coming through

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fucking alien shits

ahhhhhh oh no, watch out, its gonna drink all your onions

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>Deep sea thread
Based

Boo! Did I scare you, user? Gonna keep your game paused for a minute and then turn off your gamecube?

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what the ever loving fuck man

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The dev said he thinks there might be too much horror in the game already. Someone kid might get a goblin shark and chomp up their school.

pretty sure i am more scared of other humans than i am of fucking sharks

>neon fleshlight
it isn't scary if I kind of want to put my dick in it

i regret every single deep sea thread i go into yet I keep coming back
these threads are scary

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You should meet my ex-wife.

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56%

And that's how it gets its parasitic larva up your urethra.

>devs refuse to add in pic related because dead kids

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Ah yes, rare footage of the non-euclidian blackfish exploring our dimension

>that fish that swims up into your dick
>it deploys spines

There's nothing to worry about user.

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You think that's a goblin shark - just wait til ya see my wife!
I tells ya, life ain't easy!

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h-hayai

Don't you know how many children are killed with harpoon guns and deep sea fishing equipment every day?? Fucking disgusting you sicken me.

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WHICH WAY IS UP

CUTE

IMAGINE

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If you had 100 hands, you would wave at everyone you saw too.

Just float dude, lol

Cutie

I dunno, some of them are pretty cool dudes.

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IA
IA

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When I was a kid my family had a joke that whenever we went to the beach my mom would lose her sunglasses in the water and the dolphins would steal them

jesus christ it literally has anime eyes

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How

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stop that

fuck off, i hope your rape-cave collapses and you all die from pollution

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Squiddies are cuties

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>Implying it doesn't happen the other way around sometimes

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That's an octopus, squids are violent and stupid

AM I KAWAII UGUU~

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>tfw this never got a Dreamcast port

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Don't be racist, user

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moray eels are dumb but fun

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delet

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>tfw these scaleless creatures keep interrupting my hunts

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That's an octopus again
This is what squiggers are really like

Hearing the scientists react to finding this guy was absolutely adorable.

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>tfw they keep trying to pet me
>tfw I actually kinda like it a little

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>open thread about sea monsters
>its actually thread about sea friends

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>want to play subnautica for shit like this
>want to feel genuinely scared but excited to see cool awesome sea creatures that scare the shit out of me
>look up some stuff on youtube to see what's out there
>the absolute peak of large/dangerous/scary creatures is the "ghost leviathan"
>its fucking small fry compared to what I was hoping and expecting
>I wanted something like 3-10x as big and capable of scaring without it being a jump-scare
feels bad bros

>it is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females

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The best, and scariest part of the game, is the sounds they make. All the monsters just look goofy as shit. Especially the dragons.
Dolphin melons.

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Looks cute, but it'd probably poison me.

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Why are sharks so based?

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Shark pussy

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shark tits

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I guess this is just a shark thread now.

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those tentacles don't even seem functional

Cease. This is a wholesome thread.

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Sharks have cloacas user.

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CEASE!

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I kinda wanna commit a crime desu

>tfw the deep sea has higher tech than us humans above
What do they know that we don't?

Fish are friends not food.

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space could be water and we wouldn't ever know because we're the fish of that sea

They harnessed geothermal power.

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Who would've thought Scuttlebugs existed irl

>hey buddy, can you turn the flashlight off

goddamnit
does a dolphin pass the Harkness test

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someone tell that one guy to stop peeing in the space water, we've had enough

Don't tell Pancake or we're all fucked

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Ironically, they are smart enough to. The are pretty much a bit above caveman-tier intelligence. They're smart enough to form their own relationships with each other, are the only known animal other than monkeys to have sounds that actually mean different things, and have a sense of fashion, along with basic tool use.

The sea is filled with friends who just want to get closer to you.

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>tfw arcade nearby used to have this
>hadnt been in a couple years
>its gone now

It hurts

Unironically, pardon.

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Right. If it can pass the Harkness test, it's not morally wrong to fuck it.

But it is still illegal. Is there anywhere that it isn't illegal?

>They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects

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international waters
probably canada

Good thread. Mostly.

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Oh man, this thread gave rise to a spooky idea:
Pikmin 4 taking place underwater heading towards the deep sea

>tfw parasites grow on your eyes slowly eating them.

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>Pikmin 4
Please no. The series is dead and if 4 is going to be anything even remotely like 3 I'd rather it stayed that way.

They're meant to function like whiskers

Anyone have the webm of the crab and the pipe?

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>.t zoomer

jesus these look awful, did they fire the designer of the first game or something?

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I love that guys reaction

Wow user that totally happened.

The first crab is already missing his right arm when he walks by, he's gotta be so sick of this shit

>implying the first ones were any better

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Fucking tax collectors picking on the little guy.

The lights don't actually happen naturally in the wild. It's just that they happen to reflect the pure white light from the submarine like that, which gives the illusion of coloration.

That's just what a space alien hiding in the depths would say.

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HOW?

Shits

All of the leviathan designs were awful.
The smaller guys were pretty good though, nothing felt horribly out of place apart from Crashfish which I only ever saw like during the first like, three hours of the game.

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Reminder that the deep sea will be ALL mapped out by 2030 (replace spaces with dots)
www iho int/mtg_docs/com_wg/GEBCO/GGC/XXXV_GGC/GGC35-7.2.3-Seabed2030-Work_Plan-Year_2-2018_2019 pdf

This is why those dumb fucks end up on plates

The great brap shark

ha

I want to fuck that octopus

that's just the big kaiju from pacific rim

Once she removes the makeup you may be in for a shock.

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Imagine being at the bottom of that pile

Fuck, thats hot

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this is a good thread

Cool where's the news story?

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kaathe?

haha it would be so funny my penis would burst into tears

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>scene from starship troopers.webm

Imagine having a 8 foot long squid eating your insides while the rest are chopping down on your limbs.

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>Even the deep sea jellyfish buy RAZER

good lord that's hot

how long until a sea centipede

Literally a castlevania boss.

post more like this

holy based

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Have you guys heard of the elusive deep sea manlet?

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This is somebody's fetish, I know it.

what the fuck

It's the dramatization of what a male angler fish does with a female one.

THEY'RE LEARNING!!
THEY'RE LEARNINNGG!!!!

DIOS MIO....

Sea Jew*

At least Below Zero will satisfy the vore fans.

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This show is a goldmine of just absurd visualizations.

just play the Forest.
it's not a deep sea game but gets the thrilling feeling of discovery right

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shlomo sharklestein

Monster/female vore is patrician shit. That animation isn't the most indulging, but still boner-inducing.

Naw.

Reminds me of this guy.

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J... Jotaro?

Several creatures in the game have kill animations so far: Chelicerate, Squidshark, Spike Trap, and Snowstalker.

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I hope that when I die an user is there to greentext it with some epic memes.

The RGBfags have taken it too far

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nice
PoV is good shit

Death Stranding

No, your fetish isn't "patrician." Your survival instincts have failed you.

Well, here's the million-dollar question: which set of leviathans is the worse one?

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Monster Hunter did it the best. Nothing scarier than chasing a monster underwater where it's like five times stronger and faster.

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God I hope somebody makes Subnautica type of game without the cartoony style.

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The one with arms. The more it resembles people, the weaker the design.

is that a Yugio monster

So monsters like Godzilla and Kong are extremely weak for having arms and legs?

He means in terms of water monsters.

youtu.be/cRj0lymMMGs

For starters, Godzilla and King Kong aren't aliens on another planet. But designwise, yes, they are rather weak designs for monsters. We just forgive them because they are "classic."

i nearly jumped.

love this retarded show

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Marine biologist here. ask me whatever and let me put my degree to work. I don't specialize in abyssal biology but I should be able to answer most questions.

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Interesting fact about sharks: Sharks don't have the little air/gas bag that most fish have in them that keep them buoyant, and because of that, unlike normal fish, sharks will sink if they stop swimming. Which is why you see them lying together in that cave like they're a pack of wolves.

why can't saltwater fish breath fresh water

Is dolphin pussy really that good?

none of them were spooky though. The only semi scary one was cadeauceus or whatever jut because of the shear size difference

Would something like Cloverfield be considered a stronger design?

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To add to that, most sharks must keep swimming because they lack the ability to pump water over their gills like bony fish can. Only a few species have the apparatus to do that.

How is the ocean sunfish still alive its an actual mistake holy shit fuck that stupid radar dish looking mother fucker i hate it and it's an affront onto god and all that is holy or unholy

Because of how their kidneys and gills are adapted for high-saline environments, excreting all the salt from the water they take in. In fresh water they'll literally excrete all the salt from their bodies and die.

Sure, because it's not just a guy in a rubber suit dressed as a monkey/lizard. But you can call into question the quality of the actual movie if you like. That's a separate issue.

No, too humanoid. his skull is pretty good and genuinely unsettling the first time around. that's about it.

rude

Like I said. Nothing scarier. Spooky shit isn't scary if you can easily avoid it. In MH you have no choice but go into the deep end.

They lay millions of eggs at a time and require very little sustenance to stay alive. we'll go extinct long before them.

Too big to properly hunt, and lacks enough nutrients to justify eating it.

why do deepsea creatures have fluorescence and lights anyway? aren't they all blind down there?

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saltwater fish have excretion systems designed to expel excess salts and retain water, whilst freshwater fish are the opposite. Putting a saltwater fish in freshwater would lead to it reaching equilibrium with its environment ( dying).
From what i have heard, yes it really is. Dolphins have been known to change contraction patterns based on phallic size and partner vocalizations. In That way, they are one of very few species that actively try to maximize your sexual pleasure.
Because they literally lay the most eggs of any fish known to science. No other reason.

Can I fuck an ocean sunfish's egg-hole? Would it's dick-sucking lips provide enough suction for an acceptable bj if I ignore it's stupid tooth thing?

that's a fucking blue eyes dragon, it looks more like an air creature

wait what the fuck? I thought these were just ironic 3D animations
but that's clearly imitating anglerfish behaviour
don't tell me animal planet actually uses human 3D models to explain the behaviour of animals right?

FUCK I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER NOW

i mean your penis has to be really really sm-... actually user i think you'll do just fine.

Nah, we'll turn the ocean into an uninhabitable acidic wasteland before going extinct

Not all deepsea creatures are blind. Many species retain vision, and bioluminescence is an effective tool for both hunting and communicating.
You could theoretically fuck its cloaca, yeah. Don't know well it would match up size-wise, would be very tight. There is no good way to avoid its tooth thing, so bjs are a no go.

Guess you'll just have to start playing Smash instead.

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LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU

>"This isn't what it looks like I swear"

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Nah, it be sea beastie. Like rays and penguins it flies underwater.

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Those are from the series "The Most Extreme". They use those human models to show how animal senses, adaptations, and behaviors would work form a human perspective.

What the fuck Araki

Oh no, "The Most X-Treme" was a real thing. And it explained everything in units of bathtubs and statues of liberty.

Water is just a denser atmosphere.

>There is no good way to avoid its tooth thing, so bjs are a no go.
Coward talk!

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Don't worry bro I've got my eyes on you.

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>What kind of sin must a dragon commit in a single lifetime...

dbz_sounds.webm

god the imperial system is so retarded.

*drops mimiron's head*

thanks

exhaled loudly through nose
thanks user

I mean we don't officially use bathtubs and statues of liberties. Not commonly anyway.

I bet you live in some podunk "city" that's less than 50 liberties across.

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>yuropoor who lives in a 5 bathtubs appartment thinks his opinion matters

Cute, retard 9yr oldd

Well at least it's only 3 serfdoms away from uni

Spot the < 1 liberty manlet lmao

shut you freedom hating mouth you bathtub sized lardass

>bragging about being a serf
What the fuck do serfs even study in university, soil tilling?

maize whispering

these threads are scarier than any survival horror game released in the past decade

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>reaper leviathan? Chimdish stuff

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>videogames are unibspired and suck dick
woaaaah who woulda thunk.

Equestrian Psychology

>that 2nd response
I don't know how to feel about this.

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Please don't make me consider sticking my dick in a dolphin, user..
Idk how I'd even achieve it

How exactly does these fucks reproduce and still keep up being multiple animals instead of sharing the same DNA? Do they all throw a bukakke on the part responsible for reproduction and it then sorts it out to spawn a larva? Is the reproductive part a genetic chimera? It works as normal but the "different animals" is just a way to say that it carries multiple DNA for more genetic diversity?
I never clearly understood how the do they keep up working that close together and not sharing the DNA

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Humans aren't the best at anything. In fact, the neanderthal was better at man at literally everything, but got exterminated regardless.

There's probably a female dolphin somewhere considering this RIGHT NOW

That's not what I'm having trouble processing...

Hi female dolphin here ;)
don't hit on me silly homo sapiens

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Dolphins look a little retarded though, don't they? Orcas, now that's a proper cetacean.

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idk I think the emptiness of our existence is a close second

t. orca

These things can be just as big as the largest of great whites

Kike sharks are scary as fuck

The irony is all of these creatures are shitting their pants in fear at some alien metal submersible. Just like some loud metal monster chasing them down. These fuckers hardly ever see light and we're shinning spot lights in their face

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Goblin sharks are cute

GigaVolt Man-O-War was based on a real creature?

(You)r post hasn't gone unnoticed

Yep

Thats a really good question actually. Man o wars, and all siphonophores for that matter, all actually have the exact same DNA, but are individual animals that express it differently. Each individual zooid has the potential to become any "part" of the man o war and "chooses" to become a particular role based on hormonal queues from other zooids. In this way, they are similar to macro stem cells. As for the source DNA, each siphonophore is born originally from a single fertilized egg. All zooids from an individual siphonophore are sister clones. Hope that clears things up.

Duwiol cyflymder, Cthulhu.

>I've seen that already somewhere !
>yes,yes
>I remember now
>I was 13 at the time and got my first computer with internet access...

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Is that a Torpedo Ted?

That clears up a lot, cloning and colonies are common on these animals, so I can see a more specialized version of the common garbled mess of polyp colonies working. Thanks!

>explained everything in units of bathtubs and statues of liberty.
Noooo. Are you fucking with me?

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Heard you talkin' shit, user.

t. not a sunfish

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cute dog!

I am pretty sure that its some kind of jellyfish.

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owned

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>An action-packed trip to Detroit!

>Tremoctopus violaceus exhibits the most extreme degree of sexual size-dimorphism known in any non-microscopic animal.
>Females may reach 2 m (6.6 ft) in length, whereas the males are 2.4 cm. The weight ratio is at least 10,000:1, and can probably reach as much as 40,000:1

Imagine

LONG BOI

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What is the chance of a really BIG creature to still been undiscovered? i know we have the giant squid, but m talking about something whaleshark-sized.

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Pretty good. We only know about 5% of the ocean below 500 feet.

I like them, they're long and stands up underwater.

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I didnt know what this was until I caught one
in animal crossing

Myth

>Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance. Incapable of understanding.

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Aren't you glad you're not a fish and Tremors is just a movie?

How do they share nutrients?

>they can just pop up in your fish tank

I somehow feel ashamed knowing there are Doujins for this shit.

Did someone said Goblins?

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That left one almost looks like it's shy.

But who was camera?

I hate the way furries draw sharks

kek the other squid is looking at it like "what the fuck are you doing?"

cute

That pussy ain't retarded.

>goatse.cx
>dolphinsex
yea i remmber the first time i read this

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woah... dude..

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benis :DDDDDD

man who you think you fooling *smacks lips* psshhh man that's a dildo!

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that is one fucked up jellyfish

>Even the crab doesn't want the squid
Good on you, crab bro!

They can't even wear pants you fucking retard

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swiggity swooty

h-he's fast

>that filename
fucking hell

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ITT: Unnerving deep sea creatures - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

wew lads going diving tomorrow wish me luck

tell me which hentai game have those as an common enemy

huh

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>better at man at literally everything
except surviving, apparently

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>filename
lmao

Not quite that simple. They still reproduce as one. It's just that the individual parts have wildly different DNA but it's not like they're different animals.

Cleve pls go

Since this is an ocean thread why don't we have some SOMA-like underwater facility built? All there is out there is just shitty surface oil rigs. We don't have a moon colony and we don't have underwater colony. What the fuck are we doing?

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>i wanna fuck dolphins now
what have you done to me

>consensual dolphin fucking
i won't believe it until I see footage

melons

I love that shit. Creepy underwater base chiq, emphasis on the creepy, was a style that is not used enough

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seems like an extremely specific form of symbiosis

Malboros from Final fantasy

*poos pants*

Probably the one who came up with it

>Everyone and their mothers know there's always a bigger fish in the ocean i'm sorry
>see a FUCKING HUGE EYE LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU
>You just got memed on by a jellyfish
>Get eaten by a bigger fish anyways
Fucking nature, its like a circus where everyone is laughing at your misfortunes while throwing explosive pies at you.

You guys remember the one dolphin fucker who’d come around in like 2009 and post his packs of dolphin porn? And when someone started pretending to be him started putting screamers and realistic knocks in it? Funny stuff.

Usually they have one eye looking up towards the surface that's more sensitive to light, and the big one is more sensitive to colors iirc.

Crows and ravens are capable of all that and more, they're smarter than both dolphins and apes.
>are the only known animal other than monkeys to have sounds that actually mean different things
Nigger that is not even slightly true, you don't know shit about animals do you?

Do the creature designs still look dumb as all fuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=r0IQCLQDfKw

I can't believe there are dumbfucks out there that actually want them to bring back the ice dragon.

An underwater habitat for humans would be expensive to build, expensive to maintain, and lacking in both space and comfort. It would also be difficult to come and go from it, as well as to bring anything inside. On top of all that, there’s not really any practical benefit to underwater housing besides a neat aesthetic.

>we gotta call the aquarium or something
I keked

It's arguably the best place to further development of space colonization, if we can live under the ocean we can live anywhere.

saucu btw they're pierced
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Poor sunfish

La creatura...

and retards watch the sky to see some aliens..they are right BELOW us!

American Documentaries at their finest

Dis nigga wearing chainmail while diving