Seething Steamcuck Writes Anti-Epic Store Song

So are Epichads basically the Sony bros of PC gaming?
You know having all the best exclusives, sales numbers and making their inferior competitors seeth with jealousy.

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Steam drones ding dong diddly seething

youtube.com/watch?v=2BmuPUiYAX8
this is who you're rooting for

He doesn't represent EPIC

This guy represents Steamcels

twitter.com/duvalmagic/status/1074386217188421632?lang=en
um

I'll never get Steam drones - good service, yes

This autism? Not justified

*hits pipe*

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I have an idea for lyrics to his next song

>Anyone who opposes Steam must be destroyed
>Anyone who opposes my love of Gaben
>Will have the Steam troops deployed

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a buyfag. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are buying from, subscribing to, playing the product of, and defending a corporation solely so they can go and get your games locked onto certain digital stores. All the hard work devs put into their beautiful games - sculpting their bodies, getting the animations just right, figuring out what their audience wants, designing a fun experience. All of it has one simple result: their game is more enjoyable for one particular audience that will buy it on another storefront. Made the perfect game? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random alt-right russian hacker incel who has nothing to do with digital stores, who just pirates the game. He gets to play the game without any sort of interruption or DRM. He gets the benefits of the game's good times, the way the devs intended. As a "man" who has a PC, you are LITERALLY dedicating years of your life supporting a publisher simply to support games for other storefront consumers to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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>Barely 100 views
>OP still decides to go out of his way to make a thread about it

Nigga, you're both pathetic as fuck. You are a fucking chink shill.

>Is there anything more cucked than being a Steam drone?

I like how you guys always judge other men by their appearance like a bunch of fucking women or faggots. The fact that you take someone more seriously because you're a big flaming homo and you want to fuck them makes you a fucking cocksucker.

Then do it

Seething Epic cuck sings Epic Anthem.
youtube.com/watch?v=mY_YhqN3PHk

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*thumbs down your song*

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>PC ucks laugh at console fags for console warring
>Go ahead and do their best to prove they're even worse with storefront warring instead

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>PC gamers literally hate Epic so much they make a store for it

Uhm yeah, that's a yikes from me

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BASED

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HEY

EPIC GAMES STORE

I TAKE STEAM DICK UP MY ASS

Shut up chink

>HEY

>EPIC GAMES STORE

>I TAKE STEAM DICK UP MY ASS

GOT NO ROOM FOR YOU

GABEN TAKES UP TOO MUCH SPACE

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>Why yes I do exclusively use the Epic Store for all PC game purchases how did you know?

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Because you're a tranny.

Based
>imagine defending GABEN
>A FUCKING JEW

>One digital deluxe copy of Borderlands 3 please

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I've pirated every epic exclusive that i can. Even the free games they give out. I just pirated it all. Now i realize paying for games is retarded. I can pirate all my vidya now and spend my money on hookers and cocaine. thanks for supporting the industry buyfags.

You're wasting your money anyway fag.

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Yeah, I'm thinkin' Epic is based.

Steam = NTR

Steam users are def mindbroken

How will epic ever recover?

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>I don't care if the game requires another launcher
Until it's multiplayer and you can't play with people on different launchers. Maybe you're just shit at games though, so you prefer your single player indie handouts or something. In that case, sink with Epic.

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>N-n-no his song was too powerful Epic chads... r-r-run, it's too late for me.....

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You know you can be anti-epic without being pro-steam right?
And it's quite easy, given how anti-consumer that shit is.

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>A copy of The Outer Worlds for me

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holy fuck, epicucks BTFO and the only thing they can do it's seething on a shitty mongolian imageboard

That's not what he's paid to do.

Ahem.....fuck Steam

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Oh my god. This is exactly how I picture the average Steam-supremacist. A smelly, weak, estrogenic dweeb with a soi beard and glasses and his stinking bedroom is a mess with toys and other faggy shit strewn about. This is the fucking dude saying how evil you are for supporting the underdog store and ridiculing Steam elitists crying over losing out on some trading cards. Fucking pathetic.

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>I FUCKING LOVE STEAM

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>shares his office space with wife's sons' play area
oh no no

No wonder Jordan Peterson autsitically tells these people to clean their fucking rooms, god damn.

>this is what a real Epicuck looks like

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Why are pirates so cringe?

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Clever

>s-s-stop pirating my BORDERLANDS!

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Based and nailed it

I bet there are Steam drones right now asking OP to take down his OP for making them look bad

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Can one post be more based?

But Gabe! The Poker game, don't you remember? Please! They're going to crucify me, GABE?!

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>Take stupid comic
>Make it even dumber
It's like pottery.

BTFO

Still mad about hilary?

Everyone at steam will be shot, everyone at epic will be shot, everyone but GOG will die, so DRM dies.

We'll keep him, you trannies still have Sterling weighting you down, literally.

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>everyone but GOG will die
Because they apologize to trannies every other week?

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