What games does he play Yea Forums?
What games does he play Yea Forums?
Ayden Richardson
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David Sullivan
fat princess
Robert Butler
james bond burgered your sister
Adam Bennett
Borderlands 2.
Connor White
fpbp
Aiden Harris
that one game with the things
Hudson Moore
Miss Pac Man
Robert Walker
Certainly not Pillars of Eternity, the dullest RPG of all time. Each attempt Obsidian makes to create their own universe rather than simply deconstruct a setting made by others, has been more disastrous than the last. Aside from the outdated gameplay and lifeless cities, Pillars of Eternity's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of combat mechanics, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Sawyer vetoed the idea of making anything at all innovative or original; he made sure the game would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable nostalgia pandering to ageing Baldur's Gate fans. Pillars of Eternity might be anti-casual(or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Divinity series in its refusal of spontaneity, fun and excitement.
>a-at least the writing was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the narrative was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I engaged in dialogue with an NPC the game presented me with a Wiki-page style infodump instead of anything resembling actual human conversation.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sawyer's mind is so governed by obsession with pointless minutiae of the lore that he has no other style of writing.
Later I read a lavish, loving review of Pillars of Eternity by the same David Gaider. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kiddies are playing Obsidian games at 17 or 18, then when they get older they will go on to enjoy Dragon Age II." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Pillars of Eternity" you are, in fact, trained to shill for Bioware.
Kayden Cooper
Connor Torres
Agar.io
Brody Phillips
Muchi Muchi Pork
Kevin Johnson
The Sims for the fat sliders
Jordan Sanchez
Bacon Man.
Hudson Cox
is there a better meme from Yea Forums than pierce being a feeder? other than making threads about happenings from /pol/ and adding "any kinos about" in front of the subject to make it Yea Forums relevant?
Robert Martin
"No!"
Joseph Howard
Pierce’s feederism is no meme, user.
Samuel Johnson
>making things bigger
Katamari Damacy
Brandon Bennett
Kinoplex lore
Black supremacist Louis CK
Baneposting
Jace Lewis
Here
Anthony Murphy
goldeneye duh retard
Ryder Powell
Hitman 2 is my fuckaround game.
Anthony Smith
What's the context? Why do people keep posting this weirdo's face?
Jace Fisher
Kek
Asher Hall
Some dude posted a pathetic video of him reacting to the trailer of the new space capeshit. It's really awkward
Joseph Russell
The "No Singles Policy" meme is pretty good
And basically anything to do with the Kinoplex
Henry Gomez
was thinking it and there it was
Isaac Watson
Played the shit out of that game in high school
Guess I'll play it again real quick
Kayden Evans
Ah, I see Paragon City will do just fine as the canvas for my next project.
Noah Lewis
oh a reaction video. ok
Easton Gomez
Jaxson Barnes
based
Logan Collins
Every time I learn more about the architect, the more he becomes my hero
Ian Wood
What the fuck happened? How the FUCK does James motherfucking Bond, the man who could get any woman in the world, become a chubby chaser?
Justin Sanders
Based
Bentley Ross
Damn she was actually really hot in the first picture. I'd feel bad for the man, but he is probably still slamming some grade A side puss.
Ethan Fisher
He loved this
Benjamin Brown
Perfect Dark
Carson Stewart
That really does not look like 100 pounds off. I lost 30 pounds and went from fat fuck to pretty fit. She's still a land mass.
Jacob Ramirez
I don't get it.
Lincoln Nelson
have you played the game you stupid zoomer?
Andrew James
He had his fill of all the other kinds of women.
You have to fight over the scraps. He tasted everything on the menu. Now he gets to choose a preference he never initially considered.
Joseph Walker
feels good man.
Christian Thompson
the only relevant thing in that game is dobson mario
Eli Flores
guarenteed it's some sort of fetish for him.
He probably boned hundreds of hollywood women that he can't feel anything. Like they're too boring.
He needs a little something "extra" to get that blood flowing down there
Michael Sullivan
Based
Kevin Bell
>feel bad for him
who do you think made her fat?
Mason Wright
Raimiposting
Juan Cox
Alec Trevelyan
Gavin Kelly
Titanic/LOTR mashups
Julian Morris
Cooper Morales
Robert is probably my favorite thing about Yea Forums
Jason Bailey
i should have know james, you always choose your queen, never your friends
Parker Powell
He doesn't chase chubby. He makes chubby.
Nathan Cook
post more pierce feeder memes please
Connor Ward
>meme
Carter Torres
Creepy manchild posts a reaction on Star Wars episode 9, people make fun of him, and now everyone is jumping to his defense for "genuinely being happy". He gained like 20k subs from people, can't even crack 2k views.
Juan Hall
>He gained like 20k subs from people
i completely despise star wars fags holy shit
Sebastian Rogers
Henatai of course.
Kevin Phillips
pierce was the best bond
Jacob Davis
dude is a fucking genius, if he kills the bitch with a heart attack or diabetes, then she won't divorce rape him in a few years.
Connor Baker
blue dress is peak
Hudson Ramirez
>this is your brain on Yea Forums
Jordan Carter
This is my brain on post modernism.
Never been to Yea Forums but sounds like a cool place.
Easton Mitchell
Robert Morgan
Hunter Jones
>happiness increasing
kek
Sebastian Ramirez
based brosnan
John Miller
I think he tried to play that on Jimmy Kimmel and he could barely even move around without staring at the floor. He's my favourite Bond, but he sucks shit like you'd expect someone his age to.
Ian Kelly
kek and an extra kek
Evan Murphy
ya nailed it user
Jack White
>ctrl+f "Dig Dug"
>Nothing
What the fuck, Yea Forums?
Connor Brown
For England, James.
Hunter Diaz
I like the one with Jonah and the french girl
except that one wasn't a meme, it was a career ending blow to his pride
Xavier Smith
fucking kek
Aaron Peterson
Henry Brown
POST FATTIES ALREADY
Thomas Brooks
Now that I look closer, that doesn't seem to be very appropriate footwear considering what Trevelyan was at work and on-duty that day. Would have expected combat boots or something, which don't look like it, given those soles.
Daniel Gray
I won't spoon feed you, do it yourself faggot
Zachary Peterson
he was in the controls room just waiting for his plan to work and then celebrate with a tea party, he didn't expect james to show up
Brody Brooks
just picked up " mutant year zero"from humblebundle.. not gonna lie I'm liking it so far, its a weird mix of turn based tactical yet you get to move free roam while out of combat. reminds me a whole bunch FFT(psx) kainda thing and it even has a perma death option if you're into that