Game lets you piss

>Game lets you piss

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>game lets you poopoopeepee

>game lets you take explosive shits on the enemy

>game only let's you piss on women

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>mod released where you can piss on men

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GOD I FUCKING HATE PISSING.
I HATE GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT 100% EFFICIENT BY NOW?
I HATE WAKING UP NEEDING TO PISS.
I HATE HAVING MY TIME EVERY DAY WASTED BY GOING TO THE TOILET.
I HATE THAT SMUG PORCELAIN FAGGOT IN MY BATHROOM TAKING UP SPACE.
DON'T EVEN GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON SHITTING.

Woah man, calm down, don't be so pissed off

name one (1) video game other than postal

Counter-Strike?

duke newkem.

Leisure Suit Larry

yakuza 2 kiwami has an entire minigame devoted to it

Okami

yeah sometimes I wish I was a cyborg but then again, if I was mechanical I'd still need periodic manteinance... though maybe I could shut myself off during that time? that way it would be just like sleeping (recharging), pissing (changing my oil), taking a shit in the shower (changing my faulty parts) and masturbating (upload newest version of waifu AI into my hard drive)

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>That's the ticket

That South Park game for the PS1

every time I feel the need to piss it's like my own penis is betraying me.

>Game lets you piss inside a loli's tight pussy

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don't post it

Final Fantasy 6

Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker's Bad Fur Day

>Game contains macro animals with post-vore disposal

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Conker Bad Fur Day

Scarface: The World Is Yours

Why don't you want others to know about the game that let's you do it

w-what game haha

that Simpson's game for 360

>another fetish thread
Whats with today's shitposting.

this but unironically

honestly pissing isn't so bad but shitting or even just farting sometimes makes me want to end my existence

>game lets you cum on your enemie's dead bodies

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Duke Nukem

I never knew people thought this way.

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My Summer Car

HellMOO

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No more heroes 2

Beat me with seconds there. Truly an amazing game. I got drunk and pissed in the sauna, and got a bloody achievement.

Also HellMOO

To me, shit is the ultimate reminder that we're just smelly pathetic meatbags with delusions of grandeur. You could argue something more "profound" like our mortality or how our bones break so easily, etc., but at least there's a certain kind of romance/pathos associated with that. Shit is literally disgusting garbage with no redeeming value whatsoever. Others wouldn't put it in so many words but I suspect deep down they feel similarly. I don't see why else toilet humor would be such a huge, cross-cultural thing otherwise.

Also HellMOO

Game lets you sipp

>first person game lets you go weewee
>you look down and you see your hand holding ur peepee

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Both No More Heroes but that's when you save.

youtube.com/watch?v=AOtZro2QEnA
I think more people are fascinated than frustrated by it.

It' s called "not being reddit"

>licensed game based on a cartoon, movie etc.
>it's actually good

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Maybe I'm weird but pissing feels good. Not the urge, sure, but a heavy enough stream has some stimulation with it.

Sleeping Dogs

Hey look guys it's that tranny spic faggot that stays in the drawthread exclusively because he knows that's the only place retards like him belong and puts ketchup on steak.

aren't you the faggot that likes Ketchup on his steak?

Too bad it's dead as fuck.

Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life

Agreed but I hate pissing after jacking off.

Bully

HellMOO

aren't you supposed to do that

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>Game lets you get pissed on

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>game has a fullness system to complement the hunger system that is affected by when and how often you poop
>as a result there is a keybind to poop on demand

The Sims.

>game let you become piss

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>Fan-made modification to the game adds a shit ton of content, making it the preferred game over the original
>Adds pissing for no explicable reason

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Explain

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>Elona, autistic roguelike
>The original dev stops updating the game >Some japanese dude takes the reins
>Adds an entire new continent and new chapters to the game while balancing and adding new gameplay mechanics
>This is called Elona +
>Suddenly, with no warning, he adds a thirst mechanic, meaning you piss if you're hydrated enough
>Basically mandatory because you die if you are dehydrated
>Pretty gay because this one mechanic changes the entire gameplay loop just because some autistic japanese dude needed to masturbate to his fetish
>People are pissed off
>Some dude makes a version that he maintains and updates weekly literally just to remove pissing from future Elona + releases

Crypt Worlds

>this thread is still up
GOD I LOVE the game

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