Gentlemen, how do we fix Pokémon?

Gentlemen, how do we fix Pokémon?

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fuck the pokemon

Stop making furry bait

I don't know

This. Make more bara bait instead

Fire Masuda and Ohmori

Take that stick out ya asshole

Go back to 2D or fuck it, keep it 3D except spend a shit ton of resources into actually making it look astonishing. The gameplay is what it is, it's an rpg you can't really change much

kill all pokefuckers. pokemon are friends, not fucktoys

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>big map
>no grid based movement
>pick starting area
>access to interesting Pokémon early on much like bw2
>limited to no storyline involving evil team and box legendary
>harder trainer fights
>post game content
>no battle gimmick

Make pokémon sexier.

Give it to anyone besides Masuda and Ohmori to direct

add female equivalents to legendaries

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Fusion mechanic between Pokemon and trainer. It will be the next novelty concept once mega evos/regional variants become stale

I unironically want to make a hardcore Pokemon CRPG to piss off casual manchildren and japs.

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Violence

more Lewdgia

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make sluttier pokemon

Return to 2D or make the 3D models look good.

I want a bodyswap device that puts me into Masuda's body and order Game freak to develop a really detailed pomemon hentai game under the rugs, solely for me to enjoy.

can't catch any legendaries. they're legendary, you're lucky you're even able to see them
friendship and affection are now the most important stats
evolutions don't happen at a certain level, they happen at certain friendship or affection thresholds. possibly the same for learned moves
remove ivs
change base stats and evs so that with the right training any pokemon can be a viable in any role

turn everything into a waifu

I can never see Lugia in a lewd light. The body is sexy but I keep remembering the dub voice from the movie

What a fag
>remove IV
>change EV
>MUH POWER OF FRENDSHIP
neck urself

I know Dan Green voices Entei and Groyvle, but I still would fuck them. Actually hearing them grunt in his voice would be hot as fuck.

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Make someone else develop the games that isn't GF

cluck like a chicken

Make it like the early anime, focus on friendship and teamwork to win in life, instead of just collecting more pokemen.