I'll be taking care of my little sister (12) for tomorrow, we got two computers that can run anything, recommend some cool games we could play together
We wanted to play something like GTA V but we don't care for other people, we just want to play something us two, so we were checking Saints Row III or IV instead but apparently they aren't appropriate for her age (GTA V isn't either but this is worse supposedly)
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play the cunny tickle game
Solitaire and Quake III.
play Unteralterbach while she watches
Stardew Valley or My Time at Portia
C
Brutal Doom. Then, some loil cunny game.
i used to play heroes 3 with my brother when i was her age
Emulate Kirby, my man. Cunnies love Kirby.
too bad you're not a cute girl therefore no one gives a shit about you, dumb male
play yosuga no sora
Rabi ribi, puyo puyo, cuphead..
and yeah, fucking kirby
Has she played games before or is she just a casual or worse?
that's the good shit, my man
heroes 3 and worms armageddon are uncontested hotseat kino
Is there a significant skill difference between you two? If not, fighting/party fighting like towerfall ascension or rivals of aether is a good bet.
If you wanna be cooperative undercooked is pretty fun but two people probably isn't enough.
Risk of rain 1/2 but they might be too hard.
Castle crashers and battleblock theatre are classics.
t. Steam indie fag
>Gaming
>With a woman
No.
...
Well fine. If she's going to do it anyway, try Hyperdimension Rebirth 1. On her own.
Play Dark Souls on a local area network
Toe jam and earl is now on steam.
Quake III is good but I never saw it under 15 bucks on Steam, seems to much for a game that old
I'll check the second one, we got bored of Stardew Valley
Might and magic? Dunno, she isn't really into RPGs
We played them all already, we didn't had much fun except for Dreamland 3 and Return to Dreamland
Rabi ribi has coop? We do play puyo puyo tetris sometimes, cuphead is too hard for her
Yeah, we played Resident Evil 5 and 6, 2 taking turns, Earth Defense Force and Minecraft mostly
There is, we already played CC and BT bored us quickly
We played Re;birth1, Neptunia U, Cybernep and Megatagmension already
That game isn't fun
Banjo Kazooie
Fuck, nigga. You've already played everything.
Play dominoes, then.
this, and make sure to take a photo too, for posterity
Solitaire is good.
No quake 3, it's not a game for noobs
You'll miss out on most of UAB if you don't know Kraut politics
Stardew valley is decent. Not sure about portia.
Brutal doom is SHIT. Let's interrupt the fast flow of DOOM gameplay with reloading and Press X to Awesome El oh El! It'll be fuckin CINEMATIC just like Gears of War! Fuck off.
I don't know enough about Heroes 3 to say.
You don't give the woman what she wants while you go without. That communicates to her that you are weak. You can give her something she wants, but ALWAYS give YOURSELF the lion's share.
I have never heard of this game before in my life. Oh it's not actually a game, never mind
Rabi-Ribi, Cuphead and Puyo-Puyo are all excellent ideas.
Worms: Armageddon is frustrating as all fuck to play against someone who takes slow turns. Do not recommend.
Please do not recommend gachashit kusoge.
Rabi ribi has local co-op yeah
Tentacle Locker and Hizashi no Naka no Riaru
Resident Evil outbreak.
Wait, who is the other guy? Is your little sister posting on Yea Forums too, dude?
>cuphead is too hard for her
Cuphead it is, then.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY OUTBREAK HD RE-RELEASE CAPCOM YOU LAZY FUCKS WHERE IS IT?
Play Risk of Rain 2. Just do it. It'll be fun. Trust me.
Oh shit, we'll play that then
I forgot about that
We aren't too fond on classic resident evil
No she isn't, I guess that user just wants to give his insight
we were here, fun and relatively short asymmetric co-op puzzle game
Let her post, user.
Dead Space 3. Your sister is fine playing RE games with you so DS3 is alright.
>WA
>slow turns
just set a low timer dude, these punks won't fuck around if they only have 20 seconds to shoot
>brother
>her
Also a game called A Way Out though that's an Origin exclusive.
Just have her browse Yea Forums and shitpost with her.
Call people faggots and shit
Or
play classic Zelda with her at the controller. Help her when she needs it and be the big brother she needs you to be.
We got 2, is that one good? Also obscure 1 and 2
Stickfight and Lethal League are my go-to games with friends over. If you want co-op story-driven feels stuff, then Brothers - a Tale of Two Sons is good.
PoFV netplay
>has played resident evils
>but somehow GTA and Saints row is off the limits
kinda hypocritical
I was like 11 when I played GTA vice city and my dad just laughed
Good shit, glad I could help. Another thing to note:
You need to make sure that she improves at the games. Make a rule where every time she dies she has to be punished with bellyfarting or whatever it's called and tickling. If she doesn't improve after 30 minutes, then you need to break down to fundamentals. Help train her concentration but feeling her cunny while she tries to play an rpg. You are not to reward her with you dick until after she beats a boss
don't do this OP, I played it with my nephew back in the 2000's and the little shit still doesn't talk to me
You can make a private lobbies in GTA
Obscure is good shit. Dead Space 2 doesn't have coop, just competitive multiplayer that's probably dead now.
Blood is fine, sex is not
Mario Kart is good.
Dungeon Defenders 1/2, or perhaps Sanctum 1/2 (Tower defense games)? Or perhaps just Portal 2, if you haven't played it already?
I also played some indie game called "Degrees of Separation" with my wife. You could probably blast through it in a day.
>americans actually believe this
there is no sex in gta unless you literally look for it,
the worst you get in saints row are some sultry clothes and dildo bats.
Parents these days are sheltering girls way too much
>12
Too old.
Castle Crashers
Magicka. Not 2, just 1.
Then fuck her.
Have sex.
monster girl quest
Cute
and funny!
with your sister?
Based, headpat your sister OP
take pictures of her to share with us
Make sure to fold up a newspaper and bap her on the head with it
play the 4channel game together game
Space Station 5
Coop puzzle platformers like Trine or Wyv&Keep are good.
Oh, really? Saints Row would be fine then
Always
We didn't like Trine
Saint's Row 3 and onward has a "sex appeal" slider that controls boob and/or bulge size to cartoonish proportions. Most people would consider that inappropriate for a 12 year old.
Overcooked 2 is wholesome stressful fun. It's basically one big hectic Mario Party minigame. A bit easy to clear but I had lots of fun with friends adjusting to a work flow
Heres the PS4 trailer but its also on Steam
youtu.be
>We didn't like Trine
i am closing this tab.
metal slug
RAWKET
little big planet
tfw no jaypeasy oniichan to rot my brain at a young age
Bump
It ain't incest if you only play anal
Overcooked & Mario Kart
I did not see that coming
go on
Goddammit Goriland, stop shilling your comic here and make new pages already.
Reminds me of my waifu
>moyes
I wish I had a little sister sometimes, but thinking more about it, it's better this way...
Can't i just like order a loli somewhere and make her my imouto
Yeah I would fuck her too
THIS
uhhh... the anus is dirty........
i came to that realization a long time ago. any sort of person really, can't be close for very long. im a godawful person
play doctor.
Sonic all stars racing transformed.
lego star wars
...
you don't actually know, im a complete piece of shit but my brother and sister love me to death, and I feel the same way. Unless you're doing shit that should get you locked up, I don't see why they could not have loved even you.
Then again, there's always the possibility that they're assholes too.
Battleblock Theater
My little sister loves this