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Alexander Price
>tfw have to turn off ragdolls so my game doesnt crawl
thanks valve
Landon Nguyen
happened today
Aaron James
>Hale's Own Syndney Sleeper
Jackson Powell
Cameron Ward
I don't think I've ever taken a TF2 screenshot that wasn't a deathscreen.
Henry Lopez
god bless him
Caleb Collins
Landon Sullivan
Playing 5cp in pubs is fucking purgatory.
Carter Jenkins
Parker Parker
Ayden Foster
Henry Torres
Thomas Foster
Zachary Smith
Hunter Thomas
Nolan Parker
Ryder Roberts
Jayden Price
i could read threads about funny killcams for hours
Jace Phillips
thats mine
Christopher Turner
big smile :)
Jacob Cox
>suspect_fleeing_the_boston_marathon.jpg
Nicholas Davis
Hunter Anderson
the fucking face on this one gets me everytime
Logan Bennett
Dylan Lee
>motion blur
Hudson Russell
it makes it better user
Gabriel Harris
Ian Perry
Carson Reyes
Dylan Rogers
This guy found the uploaded screen of this and liked it.
Jordan Harris
Nothing is yours when it is posted on the internet
Owen Campbell
making enemies drop ammo packs instead of just picking up their weapons is hands down the worst change this game has seen
Nathan Hill
Parker White
my dad owns the internet
Wyatt Sanchez
Jaxon Sanders
Landon Price
Elijah Edwards
Jace Baker
John Mitchell
h-he's fast!
Oliver Lee
Justin Diaz
I think game automatically tags players shown on screenshot, if you do it with regular means and not some third-party program.
Dylan Hughes
>get strange machina
>get 10k kills on it
>THEN put a headshots strange part on it
somebody stop me
Carson Bennett
Christopher Richardson
Always love these little things
Angel Jenkins
but user, think about the funny weapon skins :)
Robert Myers
how about i think about fucking your gay asshole
Luis Rivera
Colton Collins
>see player with default valve avi
Time to take out the traah
Gavin Jenkins
ive got this one
completely random encounter too
Adam Harris
i didn't saw it !
Carter Reed
>pick up some guy's australium gun
>tfw he rages after you kill him with it
Owen Rodriguez
forgot file
Liam Flores
Ryder Fisher
Ayden Lopez
>Pyro nooooooooo!
Daniel Bennett
Eli James
Jason White
disaster girl mk3
Carter Fisher
sup
Mason Jenkins
how is that a bad change? It stops players from having to rely on tiny weapon pickups like pistols or revolvers for ammo, I don't see where people think it's a bad change beyond the weapon skins gripe.
Jace Sanchez
Kayden Wright
AND IT WILL FLOW
Justin Watson
Saw him as a medic in a game, I typed thanks doc to no reply.
Alexander James
i dont look at chat 90% of the time since its just voice commands flooding it
Nolan Campbell
Subtle
Wyatt Ward
understandable, have a nice day.
Grayson Kelly
Luis Smith
the name of the other person makes it
Isaiah Rodriguez
Owen Martinez
Oliver Carter
Charles Sanchez
Luis Rogers
Ryder Thompson
>when you're carrying hard since the team is effectively down 4 players trying to cap their last cause the 3 snipers are fucking useless and the pablo scout runs all over the map without knowing what to do
Elijah Parker
How do you feel about the fact that tf2 promotes anti woman propaganda? must feel bad, sexists.
Ethan Perry
It feels good actually :)
Caleb Edwards
Aight, I'll bite.
>Ms. Pauling is the only one capable of reading after Med, Engie and Spy and does all the actual heavy lifting for the administrator's fuckups
>Zhanna saves the Soldier by sacrificing her own fucking hand
Get lost.
Nolan Powell
Wait but doesn't sniper read magazines in expiration date
Jaxson Morris
don't respond
Dylan Robinson
why is my screen tearing especially bad in TF2? i usually disable vsync for shooters, but it looks like it's tearing moreso than any other game, despite being locked to 60fps.
Luke Davis
Impressive how Heavy got a phd in russian literature without being able to read
William Clark
i fuking love this one
Cooper Gonzalez
Ian Jones
Dylan Adams
Brody Cox
Oliver Cook
obrigado doctor
Liam Howard
>Anti women propaganda.
>Miss pauling.
>Zhanna
>the fucking announcer
>Hales Waifu
>Olivia
Fuck off tourist.
Kevin Moore
Aiden Lopez
Carson Fisher
i will remind them
Alexander Ramirez
Andrew Collins
All of which are extremely minor characters.
Bentley Garcia
new reaction image
Austin Campbell
Christopher Phillips
onions
Cooper Morales
Jacob Brooks
Jayden Cox
Ayden Anderson
Juan Ramirez
s*y
Ayden Ortiz
I took this seven years ago...
Jordan Martin
Isaiah Martin
Parker Turner
>et tu spytus
Matthew Price
>do my monthly inventory cleanup and smelting
>suddenly have a decent chunk of ref to spare
I'm tempted to trade for the fucking Killer Solo Sniper taunt just because it's the ultimate fuck you, a Strange Tomislav or group-based taunt cos they're always fun
Someone help me decide
Cameron Rivera
Ayden Nguyen
Jason Jackson
Juan Wood
if you are a good sniper go for the solo or else just go for the group taunt
Cooper Cruz
>go explore a fucking death pit you cunt
TF2 bants is top-tier
Michael Davis
Cameron Roberts
Isaiah Jenkins
nice
Julian Jenkins
that just means you have a mega shit pc
Josiah Murphy
>popping an uber charge right before the goal on highertower
pure chaotic evil shit right here
Henry Kelly
Leo Carter
post your favorite map(s)
>hoodoo
>attacking in 3rd part of map, dispenser jump into the window near spawn and set up tele exit
Grayson Lee
Samuel Bennett
Ethan Cook
>Process
>Sunshine
>Badwater
Dylan Davis
How does it make you feel?
youtube.com
Alexander Morales
Caleb Miller
what the fuck is wrong with valve
Wyatt Powell
>Gregor joins the server and drops his golden pan for you to check out
Wyatt Diaz
Gavin Gomez
heavy has a degree in russian literature, he might not be able to read english but he can certainly read
Lincoln Ramirez
saved
Chase Thomas
fucking amazing
Anthony Anderson
They can all read, some of them just look like they can't. Including Heavy, who looks dumb, but isn't.
Isaiah Lee
I've seen people complain about there being no female classes and how that's "slightly problematic". None of these were actually female, so I think they're either ryonafags or want to larp as a woman.
Connor Mitchell
>basedldier
Ethan Taylor
>it's a zero kills Spy
>the Sniper's gonna be fine and all you have is that kill screen
Logan Wood
If you're going for headshots with the Machina you're using the gun wrong.
Benjamin Torres
Except not, if you look in the top right corner and look at the Sniper's name.
William Rogers
Pure aesthetic.
Julian Hall
Christian Fisher
whoa based!
Cooper Wright
Jose Perez
Dominic Brown
Landon Gray
it really is a very pleasing photo
Chase Young
Ryan Rivera
>mid swing
perfect
Aiden Perry
They're coming to get you, Barbara.
Asher Nguyen
Samuel Brooks
>Defending on Mountain lab, both teams are actually pretty good
>topscoring as Medic, defending perfectly, but not stomping
>other Medic asks how get improve as Medic
Is there a better feeling?
Christian Young
kek
Christopher Scott
William Ortiz
>HURR DURR KICK user HES HACKING!!1
Hackusations are more amusing on top of being flattering.
James Morris
Elijah Fisher
Caleb Sullivan
Asher Hill
Top 10 People Who Celebrated Too Early
Colton Morgan
Luis Bell
Brayden Hall
David Flores
I hope Epic Store is a wake up call for Valve, but knowing how arrogant they are and blind v*lvedrones tend to be they're probably done for.
Andrew Brooks
war of two worlds
Nathan Butler
Aiden Sanders
>playing payload in a pub last night
>team is absolute dogshit and I'm carrying everyone bar a competent Pyro
>I call out our Medic for being a dumb shit and not listening to anyone
>few mins later a votekick against me is started
>fails
>HMM I wonder who that could've been
>sad cunt tries kicking me throughout the rest of the match, cycling through every reason from 'Idle' to 'Scamming'
>I don't budge and still top score
Parker Carter
valves new horror game
Chase Long
Ryder Wood
Feels nice. I always like to help players improve. Once on 2fort, I saw a cloaked spy in the water so I killed him. He asked how so I took like 5 minutes to show how it's possible to be seen in the water, giving some tips for spy.
Isaiah Bailey
Why is civilian always the best bug in the game?
Is there a better feeling than every time it's re-discovered after being patched out?
Mason Campbell
Justin Morris
Ethan Nguyen
Wyatt Sanchez
When you see it...
Joshua Morales
>Why is civilian always the best bug in the game?
Moving while taunting was the best bug and sadly hasn't made it's way back in ever since
Dominic Ward
This is just more proof that Valve's laid back stance on deadlines and all that jazz are becoming increasingly poisonous to, not only their customers, but themselves as well.
Valve seriously had the nerve to blatantly ignore all of the network guidelines because they think they're special so the rules don't apply to them. Shitting Christ...I would kill for more Meet the Team style goodness.
Bentley Young
David Davis
Nolan Cox
This is a real old one I have.
Juan Wilson
Parker Mitchell
Nolan Cooper
Ive got some pretty good ones
Brandon Bailey
Aiden Ross
Luis Baker
then why are you posting garbage
Aiden Martin
Charles Robinson
Brody Anderson
>One punch demo
Aiden Bennett
Nicholas Fisher
Still exists in the console versions, as does everything else that was fucked or glitchy about the game in its early stages (like 6 grenade launcher pills)
Ryan Ramirez
>tfw usually shit with Sniper
>LazyPurple's vid unironically helped me improve at the class
>visited a community server with a friend the other day
>one of the guys, being a pretty good player, asks me on tips for Sniper
Fucking hell, man, it felt great.
Noah Lopez
Adrian Mitchell
The vote message needs to linger longer, so you can see who tried to kick you longer.
Jonathan Morris
Matthew Cook
Isaiah Ward
Joshua Williams
Levi Price
Bentley Brown
Jaxson Sullivan
this. I tried benchmarking my pc with ragdolls on and off and there wasn't even one fps of difference.
ragdolls are a must-have in tf2 for an increase in enjoyment. if you turn them off you're a certified retard
Charles Lewis
Sebastian Walker
Brandon Richardson
GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT SCREAM FORTRESS
Josiah Roberts
how did you take the screenie without any UI
Connor Martinez
There won't be a next scream fortress, user...
Joshua Wright
Evan Rogers
yeah but I can't laugh glide at people on the 360 version
Nathaniel Howard
Jordan Lee
Why can't they just hire some of the big SFM people to make animations? Clearly most of Valve no longer cares about TF2, so why not hire those who do?
Elijah Hernandez
Pretty sure there's an option in the advanced settings menu to disable the UI when taking screenshots.
Thomas Johnson
I had to have them turned off for a while because I was playing on a shitbox of a """"gaming"""" laptop and it couldn't do 60 FPS without a .cfg.
Playing on a proper PC and seeing ragdolls again is amazing, man.
Angel Thompson
Hunter Clark
That would be a smart thing to do, and this is nu-Valve we're talking about here.
Seriously though, hook up some of the very best content creators with a proper team and they might just be able to crank out a decent season.
Brayden Wood
Henry Morgan
>mfw
Jacob Ortiz
>wacky races
Was this on teek or partyvan?
Lincoln Bell
>In this moment, I am enlightened
Evan Green
you know you couldve edited the cfg to enable ragdolls
Easton Roberts
One of the party van incarnations from last year.
Adam Phillips
NO
SHUT UP
Levi Cruz
>Weekend at Engie's.jpg
Anthony Fisher
make it so you can queue for halloween maps on full moon
do it
Alexander Morris
I don't know if it's even arrogance. Just their overall way of refusing to compromise if they believe it leads to a lesser product. Considering every line in Expiration Date is gold, I can see the issue.
That being said, it's also their curse. Valve time used to signify quality over quantity, with TF2 being a perfect example. Ten damn years in development but it was worth the weight. But then Artifact shattered that by showing how it's not really a guarantee of quality.
Elijah Jackson
I could have, but I wanted to squeeze out as much performance as it was possible in that piece of shit.
Camden Evans
Matthew Stewart
Alexander Mitchell
Hell, if they just worked together and had proper funding, imagine what we could have. Then either get some of the old writers back or hire some new ones.
And imagine if TF2 had the community guys doing at least one major update, with new weapons, every year. Just fucking pay them.
Jaxson Robinson
The whip is objectively the best soldier melee weapon and I don't care if anyone says otherwise.
Landon Watson
Why do people keep acting like there won't be any more updates or anything?
Aiden Moore
Camden Taylor
Cameron Morris
Aiden Brown
kek
Nathan Rodriguez
It is.
>whipping a pair of Heavies to the frontlines
>using it when your rockets are out and getting three crit kills in a row
Angel Parker
Adrian Davis
I'm on a laptop and just removed ragdolls/bodies the other day, significant increase on my end from dipping below 60 on occasion to consistently hovering around 70-80
Austin Jenkins
It's been a over a decade since TF2's release. Major content updates have slowed down considerably. I give it about one more year before they officially call it quits and just keep the servers going for a little while longer after that.
Aiden Cooper
>Artifact shattered that by showing how it's not really a guarantee of quality.
People say this but how many of them actually cared to play it and find out how bad it was? That's Artifact's real problem, it has nothing to do with quality, it's all down to the fact it's catering to a no existent audience. Valve thought if the game was good enough then it would draw people in but as has been demonstrated by many games in the past, quality doesn't sell games, marketing does, and artifact was a marketing blunder from day one.
That notion of people congregating on a good game relies on word of mouth marketing. Well positive word of mouth doesn't exist when your player base that has very obvious desires that haven't been catered to in more than a decade.
Jeremiah Moore
So
I guess you could call him Spyro...
Cooper Fisher
My go to melee.
Tyler Williams
magnificent
Angel Brooks
Can someone start a dedicated server so we can have Yea Forums plays tf2?
Nathan Williams
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
Aiden Myers
was it worth it?
Luis Nguyen
>tfw I haven't played TF2 in so long that all my screenshots from the game are Targa files
Fuck you valve for destroying the game by making it free.
Jordan Jenkins
Isaiah Green
It'd be not only a terrible decision, I'll go into it, but also not something Valve does. That rumor that went around of only 2 people working on TF2 was actually about TFC.
But it'd be terrible for a few reasons. First, the community already does a lot of the heavy lifting so it's not like Valve is straining themselves here. Second, TF2 still makes them a lot of money and saying "we're done", despite the fact that there's still a consistent 50,000 players at any given moment would be suicide for no reason. If only a thousand people were playing I'd get it, but it's a consistent and most of all, loyal fanbase. Third, it'd kill the economy, again, for no reason.
The sad part is that as far as Valve is concerned, TF2 is doing what it's supposed to. There's an interview with Robin Walker where he talks about getting hired by Valve, and how Gaben realized that no company could ever match the output of work by the community and modders. Which is why Valve tries to give as many tools as possible to the community while all other companies try their best to restrict it. It's why they have the workshop, to reward the community while all Valve has to do is say yay or nay.
Anthony Perez
We have the party van.
Hunter Morris
>destroying
TF2 would have even less players if it weren't free. As it ages, people leave. But being free lets newfags try it out at no cost. Some of them stay F2P fags for a while before quitting, themselves, but some git gud.
Going F2P was probably the best decision Valve has made for TF2.
Jeremiah Brooks
Anthony Cook
there are still 2/3 that are sporadically active
Xavier Nelson
I don't necessarily disagree but Valve doesn't really do any real marketing, at least when you compare it to GTA marketing or EA marketing. I think the biggest issue is that the people who were willing to give it a chance didn't like what they had so word of mouth spread that it was bad. And when your competitors have the same basic card game idea but F2P, that's an even tougher sell. Plus the fact that it was based on Dota 2 and not just Valve properties.
If you told me Artifact was a card game with all their franchises represented, I'd be all over that shit. I'd take the 20 dollar hit and stick around in the hopes they fix it.
Connor Scott
>ARE YOU
Always gets me.
Lincoln Cooper
i name my backburner like that
Jack Powell
New players destroyed the community that was already in place. We were perfectly happy with the game as it was and the community had stabilized, then we were flooded with children, BRs, Russians, and furries. You couldn't see any of the familiar faces on your favorite server anymore because some retarded F2Pers had taken their spot to try to make pennies off the trading system.
Valve betrayed the community that was happy with the game as it was. Now it's in an unrecognizably horrible state. They should have stopped doing content updates after the Heavy Update. The game has done nothing but get worse since then. And the great community it used to have is completely gone.
Colton Cox
I doubt making it "valve in general" rather than just DotA would have saved it. The simple fact is that it's a game in a genre known for being cash grab trash and they released it at the exact time that they should have released a game that would have made less money but would have appeased the resentment in the community. That's all it comes down to. They thought that they didn't need anyone except the CS and DotA fags anymore but they don't have any interest in games other than CS and DotA, especially games you have to pay for. Everyone else Valve might have appealed to with a new game was fed up with the company and not about to buy into an obvious cash grab.
If it had released after something like L4D3 or HL3 or something, then it probably would have done fine. It's just like what happened with Blizz's Diablo debacle. You can't do a cash grab when your fans are fed up with your bullshit or it'll backfire immensely.
Joshua Turner
Why don't games do killcams like TF2 anymore?
William Kelly
killcam: soul
replay: soulless
Jace Cox
Yeah, I can see your point and agree on the thing that Artifact wouldn't have been so bad had they first released something people actually wanted first. That being said, Artifact could've been what people wanted. In the same way that HL influenced modern FPS, the same way Portal influenced puzzle games, the same way TF2 influenced class based shooters, Artifact could've been the thing that revolutionized card games. Which I can only assume was what Valve thought was going to happen.
Mason Ramirez
Noah Anderson
the way each picture from TF2 tells a story worth a thousand words is quite pleasing
Parker Parker
Has anyone here actually played it? Is it good, for a card game?
I don't like card games, so I won't get it, but I wonder if you cardfags like it.
Joshua Brown
>that heavy with the mitts
there's always one trying to pootis POW everyone
Blake Ramirez
Colton Nguyen
Don't know if anyone here played it but clearly it's not good considering how quickly it lost its fanbase. IIRC, while other card games are F2P with ways of getting more cards freely, Artifact is 20 bucks plus your only way of getting more cards is by buying them, so it might be straight up P2W.
Cooper Hill
Nicholas Ross
>picture of Soldier's Grandson in 2019
Ethan Brooks
Landon Jackson
>join turbine
>sniper with heatmaker
>somehow my hands actually do what my brain tells them to
>get like 7 headshots back to back, just straight up execute them with charge
>"oh great we have a hacker"
>someone starts a vote
>it passes
Wasn't even mad
Nathaniel Cruz
I disagree. I think the game has only gotten better since release.
With ONE exception, though. I fucking hate matchmaking and want quickplay back. Everything else is gucci.
You're only saying what you're saying because you used to be happier 10 years ago and you subconsciously project your bitterness onto the game, unable to separate and rationalize it. It's okay, user, we all know life gets worse the older you are.
Jacob Perez
Poor bastard didn't have a chance
Christopher Hughes
>Original Soldier reacting to his grandson
Jack Ortiz
Joshua Russell
Joshua Ortiz
ur gun a shit
Aaron Stewart
Each screenshot is a fucking goldmine
Nathan Gutierrez
The game may be locked to 60fps but that doesn't mean it's syncing up with your monitor. Locking the game to 120fps might help, or if you have an nvidia card set the game to use fast sync. Almost no screen tearing for me with that on and basically no extra input lag.
Jaxson Reed
amazing
Hudson Ward
Camden Hernandez
wew this one is old
Nathan Cooper
>You see mate...
Oliver Watson
i miss my friends from 2014 playing 12 hours a day on orangex3 those were the good days
Ayden Edwards
>tf2 threads every day on Yea Forums
>people love the game
>not a single thread of csgo or dota 2, lucky if one a week
>valve keeps updating csgo/dota 2 for the normalfags/zoomers
>tf2 is left to rot with no updates in 450+ days
Lincoln King
>Had TF2 on console first
>mf at how fucking hard capping the last point on Dustbowl used to be for RED
Asher Hill
Kayden Jackson
Oliver Reed
Chase Harris
Colton Jones
well tf2 is left to rot only by the devs but always have really active community, will dote/cs:go have a lot of update and the devs keep the game on good condition while the community is less invested in it
that why the community is an important things for a game to be legendary
Henry Rodriguez
He knows that he knows
and so does he
Jackson Morris
>the_leather_club's_two_blocks_down.png
Aaron Thomas
DOTA and CS:GO won't survive half as long as TF2.
Alexander Baker
This. At least TF2 fans are loyal. We're the victims in a domestic abuse relationship with Valve.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Someone really needs to save all of these in a dropbox or imgur folder because most of tf2 deathscreens/screenshots are modern paints.
Landon Allen
that reminds me I need to lift today
Michael Edwards
The post that saved TF2
Ryan Flores
FUCK THE VACCINATOR
Ryan Peterson
Based and true.
Maybe allow you to continue last year's Halloween contract's, too.
Jonathan Thomas
yes please.
Charles Martin
I know who's spray that belongs to
Landon Wilson
BUFF THE CLASSIC
PLEASE
Landon Parker
>I have a great idea, let's let medic be bale to resist crit damage for zero work
it's one thing to let the uber resist damage but to resist crit damage is going overboard it's absolutely dog shit to fight in pubs.
Cooper James
Still one of my favorites
Easton Fisher
that's an enemy spy tho, if it was a friendly he would be blue and would just have the disguise mask on
Nolan Thompson
Nolan Stewart
>classic
>you need to fully charge it to get headshots unzoomed
>can't even see a zoom bar
who designed this?
Nicholas Rogers
I know that user
I just like it's look
spy in the back
engi in the front
Death all around
Luke Bennett
>that feel when a door closes behind you when the enemy captures a point and won't open back up
Caleb Sanchez
>that feel when you get stuck in the door
Cooper Brooks
Parker Reed
how about death of the game screen?
teamwork.tf
teamwork.tf
Zachary Rivera
Ryder Gonzalez
Zachary Jenkins
underrated as hell
Mason Nguyen
Adam Campbell
Xavier Clark
This is art
Robert Jackson
It was worth having before the nerf.
Sebastian Sullivan
>demomen killed
Liam Lee
>croc set
>Schadenfreude
lmao
also die
Jordan Kelly
Brandon Cruz
cs and dota are played 99% by russians and kids, neither of which post here
tf2 is played by boomers and bronies, both of which post here
Kayden Sanchez
>all these great pics itt
is tf2 the most soulful game ever made?
Anthony Cruz
Civilian bug is fucking hilarious
Kevin White
Kayden Morris
Only if you know how to body shot and I didn't have a friend pocket healing me.
Gavin Edwards
shit that's a good one
Michael Nelson
Ze spy is a double agent
Alexander Lopez
thats me
Brody Howard
Zachary Rodriguez
I don't like this scout's look
William Russell
James Walker
Remember when the Pyro wasn't total shit?
Juan Hill
Soldier does the floss as I exit the game
Bentley Johnson
Mason Fisher
Check out this photogenic as FUCK soldier.
Aiden Carter
youtube.com
Watching this video legit makes me tear up. I don't want to let go of TF2. I can't.
Wyatt Lewis
>when the squeaker doesn't have his mic on push to talk and his father comes in and starts beating him
Christopher Wood
Adam Thompson
Scoops
Isaiah Murphy
Despite all the dumb shit Valve does the game at its core is pure soul from a time long gone.
Bentley Green
>tfw it's taken me until a few months ago to get a pc that can competently run tf2
>the game is in a state of limbo now
I hate that I'm getting into a dying game super bad now.
Isaiah Morris
How does being a total faggot feel? Must feel awful that’s why you’re spreading your shit mood. Faggot.
Cameron Miller
Enjoy it nonetheless, user.
>tfw got into it in late 2013
>still absolutely love this game to death and met some amazing people thanks to it
Noah Green
At least its still fun and still one of the best multiplayer games out there. I've seen so many people jump back into TF2 just because other multiplayer games don't scratch that good times itch.
Easton Jackson
I mean i got to play the 360 version back in the day, so i didn't miss out on much.
I tried tf2 back in like 2013, but I couldn't play the game much since I was getting like 20 fps. I can play it smooth now, but most casual matches are just one-sided as hell.
Nathaniel Martin
I just don't feel comfortable without airstrafe man
Jordan Fisher
I will never not laugh at a screenshot of someone about to kill a sniper while he's scoped in
Caleb Stewart
Yes.
Alexander Hughes
steamcommunity.com
so Yea Forums will vou vote for it ?
Evan Stewart
no
Samuel Cox
No, meme hats are trash.
Michael Clark
le funneh twitch meme man
Easton Nelson
Nolan Reed
you can vote no too !
Wyatt Butler
>t. certified retard
The Machina is a direct upgrade to stock if you just use it for the chance for those sick collaterals and a massive crutch as anything else.
Levi Hernandez
Make the flamethrower shoot a longer, thinner beam that is affected more by gravity and which is overall harder to aim. Then buff its damage.
Now Pyro is good.
Grayson Walker
Do you really expect the 2 people still working on this to pull this off?
Chase Campbell
There aren't just 2 people working on TF2. That was a rumor and it was actually about TFC.
Jack Flores
Gachimuchi is a lot older than twitch.
Blake Rodriguez
post workshop item you want
steamcommunity.com
Ryder Morales
ghastly gibus and pyrovision
Joseph Phillips
They reworked it for Jungle Inferno. Might as well perfect it in the Heavy update.
Isaiah Parker
there's so many cosmetics in this game, it's all just. I can't believe people actually care about this shit.
Camden Cook
Anyone got the screencaps of TF2 characters roasting Overwatch characters? I only remember one of the Sniper's lines:
>Of course a bloody woman would need eight eyes to shoot straight.
Dylan Campbell
Not on the workshop, but I want a Don Quixote set for the Spy. He's the closest thing to a Spaniard we have.
Elijah Miller
whether you like it or not it's helping the game stay alive
Carter Moore
There's been a few threads filled with them. If you look up that sniper line you'll probably find it on the archive.
Justin Kelly
>there are more people playing mvm on valve servers than koth
>there are more people playing mvm than fucking control points
>there are more people playing payload race than there are medievil mode
jesus christ, where does all that shit taste come from?
Luis Long
Also this thread where Soldier dominates random vidya characters.
boards.fireden.net
Carter Taylor
plr is a fun deathmatch mode for all classes and loadouts while medieval is only fun for demoknights and huntsmen snipers.
Also control points sucks.
I'm surprised koth is so low though.
Joseph Price
Adrian Perez
When are they gonna add this?
Evan Clark
Josiah Jenkins
did someone actually make a ricardo taunt on the workshop?
link please
Easton Nguyen
The only real direct upgrade to stock is the bazaar bargain.
>machina :
light probability of you hitting a collat, at the cost of no bodyshots
>bazaar
shots charge at 4x the speed while allowing you to noscope shot if someone is too close
Josiah Carter
Hitman's Heatmaker is a direct upgrade because of the exploding heads
Charles Carter
>just a hat
fug
Brandon Roberts
Next update should focus on the minor gamemodes.
Add non-Halloween reskins of the new Player Destruction maps and make it a main gamemode, then add some new community maps for Medieval Mode and Special Delivery and give them each their own category under Misc gamemodes, along with Arena.
Then move 2Fort Invasion and probed where they belong, under CtF and KotH. Then move Hydro, Snowplow, and Standin under their own category, Misc Control Points.
So now we have Attack and Defense, Capture the Flag, Control Points, King of the Hill, Payload, and Player Destruction as main gamemodes, and Payload Race, Mannpower, PASS Time, Medieval Mode, Special Delivery, Arena, and Misc Control Points as secondary gamemodes.
Lucas Parker
Convert all the Arena maps into KOTH
Lincoln Parker
>next update
user...
Zachary Gomez
The Heavy update will come. Perhaps this summer.
Don't give up.
Nolan Clark
Well, they do have /vg/ generals...
csgo's one is rpetty ded
also we do not mention /tf2g/
Nathan Stewart
>can't see a zoom bar
actually the dot from the laser has another dot inside of it that grows at the same rate as your charge, check it against a plain wall that's close to you
Alexander Edwards
i fucking hate matchmaking
which retard at valve thought it was a good idea to replace quickplay with this abortion?
Samuel Stewart
Cameron Anderson
Axtually hitman also allows you to scope/unscope faster when the charge is activated, pretty op for svs.
John Ortiz
If it at least worked properly, it wouldn't be half bad.
Oliver Fisher
>Item Set Bonus
>The wearer cannot be killed by headshots
what the fuck were they thinking
Dominic Hughes
Let's not let this thread die.
What do you want in the next update?
Henry Richardson
>constant unbalanced matches
>broken autobalance, only works once in a full moon but it's never to get THAT GUY on your shitty team, it's always some poor guy who accidentally got too many points, dragged into a team that can't leave spawn or take down the 5 sentries guarded by an army of soldiers, demoman spamming stickies all over the place and pyros airblasting everyone around
>broken point/exp system, if you're arsed you can just go to any payload race map no one plays and just farm points whenever there's a ramp
>it also isn't adjusted at all for gamemodes, regardless of which you pick you'll always get exp based on how many points you have, making koth the slowest to level up, payload and 5cp being essentially point farm, everyone ends the match with 100 points or something
>attack and defense only if you play dustbowl for 30 minutes
>you level up and rank up with a grand reward of...nothing.
Charles Cox
quickplay back & community servers revived
more guns
less bullshit cosmetics that slow the game down even more
FIX THE FUCKING HITBOXES SO I DONT GET SNIPED BY A HEAVY BEHIND 3 WALLS
Owen Nelson
valve servers back
more weapons, give a bone to the subclasses
Parker Carter
Caleb Bennett
Kayden Gray
>Looking_at_dat_booty_be_like.jpg
Lucas Scott
How?
Oliver King
kept alive by the dregs of the pc gaming audience though, it barely qualifies as life
Luis Miller
HEAVY UPDATE FUCKING WHEN
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Oliver King
stop nerfing demoknight, for one
do that riot shield idea for heavy,
I came up with the idea of a spear for demoknight but I haven't gotten around to drawing it out, in a nutshell it basicaly makes so shield bashes absolutely demolish people, but M1 is basicaly a butterknife, M2 is like the huntsman
Luis Martin
>trust no one, not even yourself
Camden King
The chances of getting drops should be adjusted so that they're a bit lower by default, but people get a small bonus for playing on certain maps. Then have that bonus be divided by the amount of people playing on that map. Then the lesser played maps will get a small player bonus.
This summer. It'll be huge. I hope.
Jonathan Sanchez
I like that idea. I love hearing people's ideas, so you should all post more.
Medic needs a Medigun where the backpack is a big vat of snake oil. I don't know what it would do, but I just need something like it.
Alexander Robinson
Is this worms?
John Thomas
i love it
Isaac Green
Hunter Cox
fuck no
seriously cant believe that zoomer hat for scout even got in
Camden White
Oh shit, I just watched my recording of that round the other day. What a game.
Kayden Ross
>it's an abstract kind of death
Levi Walker
Adrian Scott
the fuck is this
Aaron Hughes
verify your cache
David Baker
the state of tf2's quality
Gabriel Collins
Oliver Williams
What?
Colton Ross
>tfw Danger Shield Snipers are unknowingly refilling my phlog for free
Brody Martinez
The Danger Shield is so stupid now. Why did they make it an anti-Pyro weapon?
Charles Kelly
Dominic Jenkins
I spam scorch shot at snipers all the time so the danger shield is the bane of my existence. I see plat snipers in pubs rolling danger shield all the time since the razorback nerf.
Juan Cook
But the Camper already prevents fliching.
Both the Razorback and Danger Shield need to be reworked.
Elijah Ramirez
Camper is only if you're fully charged. No sniper that knows what they're doing is letting the sniper rifle charge. Its easier to just repeatedly quickscope an overhealed heavy than it is to go for a single shot.
Anthony Cooper
Christian James
Oh, that's new.
They should add back the old anti-flinching and make it only recover 3 health a second.
Then make the Razorback reduce all damage from the back by half, but backstabs now do half damage.
And the Danger shield should just give +25 health and +10% movement speed, or something.
Colton Price
bonk
Easton Morales
Dominic Turner
Guys what if
ctf_mandrillmaze except that instead of having huge invisible walls to prevent people from going foward, just put death triggers on the top
Camden Wright
I want to hear Soldier say "subscribe to Pewdiepie".
Nicholas Smith
So, based upon that fixing Spy thread from yesterday, I have a few ideas I took from multiple people.
First, the ones I really want to see.
Disguises should grant the same 20% damage resistance as invisibility. Then fix disguise bugs and allow disguised Spies to fake reload at all times and do stuff like faking revving up and faking zooming in. The let him toggle moving at Spy speed and moving at his disguise's speed. Then make Spies immune to being seen through walls by people who just spawned.
Then some I think could be cool.
I like that sliding sappers idea. Then I have heard a lot of ideas about his speed being buffed, but I think a sprint meter could also be cool. Hold down a button to run at 117% speed for a little while, but it drains the meter. I also saw someone say to let him climb walls, which would be dumb but funny, so if it was tied to the sprint meter, that would be nice.
This stuff would make disguises much better, as well as give Spy more maneuverability, especially when it counts, that is, chasing targets down for a backstab and getting into good hiding spots with climbing. And the sliding sappers would just be aesthetic, if rarely particularly useful.
Tyler Ward
The real price in hats.
Angel Butler
Devilish.
Brandon Richardson
That would just let rocket jumpers get over the walls.
Joseph Morris
that's the idea, except there's a risk of landing on the death zones, so no highground abuse
Ayden Barnes
I miss when TF2 was fun.
Jaxson Brown
Doesn't make it a good map, though.
Jackson Murphy
>spy scout
Where did this meme come from
Michael Morgan
it's a better territorial control map than hydro
Ryan Kelly
>headshot
It's balanced actually, if you get headshot and it would have caused you to die, your health gets reduced to 1hp, and if you get headshot again at 1hp, you die.
Ayden Wood
At least Hydro is aesthetic.
Wyatt Adams
Cooper White
The Van is playing it now, join us.
John Nguyen
I actually like hydro, if they made it less chokey and didn't make it a labyrinth of awful polygonal rocks it would be perfect.
they should have set it in a more industrial envoirment, with a single center point that would be the reference point, if you don't know where to go you can always go to rome.
Oliver Kelly
Zachary Myers
not a deathcam but a ragdoll'd demo i found
Dominic Carter
It could be improved. But I like the novelty of those rare times you get to play on it.
Ayden James
holy shit
Jose Cox
>he got killed by the gibbus sniper
Gavin Barnes
>underestimating a Gibus
Landon Morris
>someone sent $99 directly into GabeN's pocket for this joke
eh probably worth it
also image limit lads, wheres the new thread
Chase Nelson
>he doesn't equip gibs+pyrovision to make sub1000hour babies mad
Carson Phillips
I've gotten votekicked almost immediately from multiple games for what I can only assume is my steam name and it never stops being funny to me
Matthew Hernandez
this used to happen to me when i had only nip characters in my name
people couldn't shit talk in chat because they couldn't type my name so they just kicked me
i just added some letters to the name and the kicks stopped
Zachary Ward
>Want to play TF2
>Queue for games
>Roll
>Roll
>Get rolled
>Roll
>Get rolled
>Get rolled
>Roll
>Get rolled
>End up going to bed frustrated because I didn't actually get to enjoy a single fucking game
Fuck Valve's awful matchmaking and fuck them for killing community servers.
Julian Baker
That's odd. I have nip characters and have never gotten votekicked out of nowhere. In fact it's hilarious because when people get angry they no longer use my name, they just call me a fucking weeb. It's great.
Juan Morgan
Well done
Carter Young
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Gabriel Reed
reminds me of the photo of muhammad ali and sonny liston
Eli Cooper
>play TF2
>match is very even and just moments from the end, it looks like it could have gone either way, but your team pulls through
Is there anything better?
Blake Nelson
>play tf2
>it looks like everyone is able to kill each other easily and the objective is slowly but steadily moving along
>payload the teams are capping at 1 minute left, koth both teams go back and forth between owning the point, attack and defend progress slowly
>on both sides rocket jumping soldiers are getting headshot, engineers are getting sapped, scouts are getting blown to bits and pyros are getting mowed down by Heavies and Medics are holding it all together
Is there a better feel than this
Oliver Lewis
>5cp match goes on for well over 40 minutes, with both teams making pushes on last and even making it into overtime at some point
Best game of my life
Camden Bennett
plz respond
Hunter Gray
email robin walker
Camden Johnson
I'd like to have a sort of ASMR of TF2. Just the random sounds of battle.
Jayden Brooks
Why is competitive tf2 so bad?
>try to join
>have to wait around 20 min just for a set
>finally join
>game last like 5 min
Oliver Davis
Weirdly enought i think the zoomer hat fit well, it's nothing more than a haircut for some people !
Nathan Martinez
By itself it'd fine, but the glasses are what drives me over the edge.
>Won that cosmetic in some raffle
>It's painted pick
>Named it "twitch.tv/faggot"
>Get into a match
>Kill a guy whose name is his twitch handle
>He goes ballistic and tries to kick me
Oliver Gonzalez
Yes
Charles Anderson
Than why i think the ricardo hat isn't so much of a stretch, and the creator of it already go some of his stuff in the game
Anthony Parker
holy shit, this thread's still up?
Michael Cox
tf2 is king baby
over 'flavour of the month' watch is dead
Aiden Martinez
good
Justin Edwards
>aim for head
>you dont hit spy
woow
Oliver Murphy
I think it works just because it's a nice cosmetic that can be used outside of the Ricardo meme, but It'd much rather at least try to bring back the original art style than just throwing my hands up and saying "fuck it", the meme of the month is in.
What's next, a floss taunt is added? Whatever the current facebook meme is added? Hell, fucking Jojo has a straight up ripoff in. What's some other currently popular anime, just steal from that.
Nolan Roberts
only works in pubs, anyone with 1000 hours notice the move speed instantly
Isaiah Lee
Spy doesn't lose running speed when disguised as scout
Oliver Wright
sounds like you're enjoying the zoomer hat just fine
Cameron Reed
you could also disguise as medic and have a perfect speed match
anyone with half a brain cell knows that the slow ass scout is a spy
Hudson Watson
true
but played as spy for the first time in years and tried out the scout disguise meme. it was incredible how literally nobody shot at me. Honestly was more likely to be hit by a soldier's rocket jump than to be spy checked
its retarded
Kayden Cruz
I miss playing tf2, are there some good servers that I can join?
Landon James
Already sold it. Funny for a moment but not worth it.
Lucas Stewart
interdasting.. i guess i'll try it next time i play spy.. which is around 2 times per year
Alexander Bailey
depends, what do you miss? fucking about as mittens heavy and pootispowing everyone? just casual queue into your favourite map
Gavin Lopez
Just to add, I'm not some purist when it comes to the cosmetics, even though stock is objectivity the best design. I have my own cosmetics I use, some even unusuals with retarded lightning coming off of it.
But my issue is that TF2 should be its own thing, not an amalgamation of references to other things.
>This hat is a reference to this anime
>This hat is a reference to that tv show
>This doll is a straight up cross promotional item
>This cosmetic is a reference to this
>This cosmetic is a reference to that
My favorites ones are the ones that are actually in-world items, shit that's talked about in the comics or overall lore of TF2, stuff that you could see the mercs using it, not just a list of modern day references.
Robert Hernandez
m8 if tf2 is set in the 70s a bandanna fits way better than most other community made shit they added recently
Joseph Ramirez
Like I said, I don't have an issue with that cosmetic in particular, just the overall idea behind it, because that leads to those cosmetics that are just straight up out of place in TF2. If there's a second style for just the bandanna and no beard, even better.