Game set in ancient Egypt

>Game set in ancient Egypt
>Pharaohs aren't inbred disabled midget sister fuckers

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Wait a minute so negro Americans have been WE WUZZING a civilization led by retarded inbreds which was conquered by everyone around it (Persians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs)?

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>deformed left leg
>crutch on other side
What did scientists mean by this?

Those child bearing hips

Fake, Egyptians were black.

Hell even modern Egyptians are barely related to ancient Egyptians

Modern Egyptians are literally arab rape babies

Why is his cane on his right side?
Shouldn't it be to the left to balance his disabled leg?

Have any weebshit series reimagined famous pharaohs as thicc, fertile-as-the-Nile waifus yet?

What's up with his hips?

>a single nubian dynasty that was kicked out in a single generation
>WE WUZ KANGZ

You think your Inbreed powers are strong
Think again fucker

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Most ancient/medieval royal families were inbred, it's a way of keeping wealth inside the family.

Klinefelter's

No, you fucking retards. He moves the cain and the crippled leg forward at the same time, putting his weight down on the cain. Then he brings his right leg forward.

Me on the right

Man I sure hate weebSHIT too but I'm kinda interested in it like for laughs haha.

Tutankhamen wasn't inbred, you fucking retard.

DELETE THIS
WE WAS KINGS NOT CRIPPLED FUCKERS

he looks British

Based Charles II

Someone explain this fresh new meme to me

>Game set in ancient Egypt
>Nobody has cute noses

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Then he'd be supporting the good side, which doesn't make sense. You use a cane on your bad side to give it extra support.

Yes he was. All Pharaohs are inbred Greeks descended from Alexander's generals. Phaggot.

Doesn't look that bad.

yup, ancient inbred god fearing idiots who did slavery and human sacrifice

Tutankhamen was born way before the greeks arrived, what the fuck are you talking about?

Tut was before Alexander. Ptolemy adopted the "tradition" of sister fucking from the old pharohs.

Greeks existed alongside Egyptians

No not inbred but he was still a complete mongoloid.

>'Repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live.'

That never fails to make me laugh.

that's not how cane works you fucking esl nigger

But Aztecs were on the other continent.

What the fuck is this post?

There's at least 15 dynasties separating Tut from the greek Ptolmaics, user.

Ancient Egypt was around for a very long time.

yea
not really reimagined though since she was actually a girl

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Dr. House does this, but he's doing it wrong on purpose.

Wouldn't it make more sense to hold the cane in his left hand if his left foot is fucked up?

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>King Tut died because he broke his leg
>Not a blow to the head
History really is just a series of very ordinary, mundane occurrences. Nothing nearly as romantic or harrowing as we imagine.

>Speedrunning the Bronze age

>Japanese game features Egyptian mythology
>Medjed everywhere

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How do I tell if I have Klinefelter's syndrome or If I'm just fat?

How big is your benis?

7.5"

birthing hips

Are you a faggot?

Nito a best

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>those hips
More like King Thikk

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No. Are you?

HNNNNNNNNNG Osiris I'm trying to lead my people in building a great monument to you but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps knocking it down

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funny thing is nubians arent even black

I don't like these proportions

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Something is just supremely off about this picture

Proportions. Look at that head

The angles of he breasts in relation to the rest of her torso seem a little weird too.

imagine being stupid enough to not know how a cane is supposed to be used
Christ almighty

Why is Prince Charles wearing a diaper?

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Sorry I'm not a crippled subhuman

Americans and race is weird. I look at mutts and think What even is white and black anymore.

idk but if you look at sculptures/drawings of the dude's father, he was fucked up and super-feminine too
I think it was just a one-off, that line were failures

If anyone is wondering why the ancient Egyptian royalty in particular sister-fucked like crazy, I present to you the family tree of their main gods. It's keeping the bloodline pure, but on a cosmically-ordained level.

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Nubians were black, not the same kind of black that ended up as real niggas from da hood, but black nonetheless.

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>uk.reuters.com/article/oukoe-uk-britain-tutankhamun-dna/half-of-european-men-share-king-tuts-dna-idUKTRE7704OR20110801
>Up to 70 percent of British men and half of all Western European men
My dear chap, I'm afraid you'll find that it wuz in fact we who wuz kangs. The eternal kanglo, if you will

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>The virgin Set vs the chad Osiris

Osiris didn't even cuck him, Neph disguised herself as Isis so that Osiris would bang her. That somehow makes it even worse for Set.

>geb nut

nubians were semites

callling them black is like calling koreans white because their skin is white too

>Hell even modern Egyptians are barely related to ancient Egyptians
Not actually true.

why the dumb fuck has the cane on that hand and not on the other?

>sisters don't want to fuck Set
>he turns evil

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What are some ancient Egyptian themed games

do you even have brain cells you fucking retard

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A little bit, but they were predominately niggas.
They were East Africans, I don't know what you would consider a more appropriate term.

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But who did Ra breed

that makes 0 sense

He fapped and all of creation emerged from his seed by default. He'd later go on to take a number of consorts, though he's far less horny than Zeus or Odin.

You're supposed to put weight on the cane, it's not a fashion accessory

>Nephthys & Osiris' son looks exactly like Set

Kushite Dynasty. Most Pharaohs definitely weren't Black, but some were... pretty much every genotype around had their own Dynasty.

No, they're completely different animals. Anubis is a wolf, whereas Set is something not known to exist called the "Sha".

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>so negro Americans have been WE WUZZING a civilization led by retarded inbreds which was conquered by everyone around it
Niggers have been enslaved by literally every mayor civilization they crossed paths with, so they can relate

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