Why don't they just kill these fucking pricks and be done with it?

Can ANYONE beat him in a 1v1 fight?

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I just read the antimemetic division stories last night and really enjoyed them. Some cool ideas in there.

>be low tier reality bender
>SCP will fuck me up
>create memetic mind virus that turns SCP staff into mentally unstable trannies
>sit back and watch as they neglect their duties because they are too busy taking HRT and making their logo rainbow colored

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>500 decibels
Pretty sure nukes don't go over 220 decibels, 500 would literally tear the Earth apart.

Does that include other SCPs? Because there are quite a few dangerous anomalous creatures in containment.

In one timeline, they kept the ones that they could weaponize, and destroyed the rest in a huge furnace. Learned all sorts of shit, like how to capture angels and take power from God. Ended up making a satanic tentacle demon, and pissing off God to the point where Armageddon was triggered early.

Its a pretty good read, but I forget the number.

Is this the McDonald's creepypasta of SCP?

Shit writing

Killing is problematic and unwoke

:)

Please tell me this has been deleted from the wiki...

I know they're run by incompetent virtue signaling tards now, but come on.

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its a fake one, dont worry

For comparison, Krakatoa was around 180 decibels and could be heard thousands of miles away. Decibels is a logarithmic scale where an increase of 10 doubles how loud it is. This would make 500 decibels around 4.29 x 10^9 times louder than Krakatoa.

Made my own research, apparently the entire observable universe is emits ~500 decibels of energy.
That's one of fucking scp.

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I admire your dedication, user.

What are you favorites SCPs, anons?

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The site-19's gate B elevator that mysteriously blows up when fresh team of MTF Nine-tailed Fox steps into it on their way trying to fix the containment breach

914
I seriously want one in my basement and see what i can do with it

I'm convinced site-19's intercom room has some sort of entity there.

scp-wiki.net/scp-1983
>SCP-1983 is presumed to have been neutralized by D-14134, who was posthumously awarded the Foundation Star (one of only two awarded to Class-D Personnel).
D BOYS D BOYS

This one sets off a lot of red flags. Series V, Gamers Against Weed, and an unconventional long read. But I surprisingly enjoyed it. scp-wiki.net/scp-4239

They try user, they honestly do try. Problem is, whenever they do try, they get assraped, escape, and then assrape everyone else.

SCP-2718 would be a perfect 001, change my mind.

technically it probably was at some point

I wonder what would happen if I inserted my image folder...

SCP was never good but it was a fun read before the discord tranny invasion

>containment breach because essential staff had to take a break to dilate
Genius

LET ME OUT!!!!!

But what do you do about the SCPs that are still out free in the world?

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I'm bored so lets get this train running. Let's join the SCP: SL server and have some fun.
ip: twocows.mooo.com:7777
Don't have the game? it's free. find it on steam.

I find it negates the threat of all other SCPs. While it isn't poorly written, I don't think it belongs on the site for that reason.
If you were to take every entry as canon, it'd be hard to take any other SCP seriously after reading it.

scp-wiki.net/scp-4991

Accurate

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If written well this would actually make a good tale to post on the site and fuck with them

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>responding exactly two years later

Excuse me just posting the scariest SCP

scp-wiki.net/scp-4666

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>:)
>500 decibels
What the fuck am I reading?

>Beginning deletion vote at -20 if you are not the author and you want to rewrite this article you may reply to this post asking for the opportunity to do so.

What are the Apollyon level objects?
I know 3999 is one of them.

Tl;dr

It defines objects where too many people used thaumiel and my super special skip needs a super important classification.

Gay

>Scariest SCP
>It's literally just Krampus but edgier

I rather licked that one

It's Secure Contain Protect not Destroy Destroy Destroy

I think if they just blacked out the bit where they explain what actually happens to you after you die that would've been enough. The concept of death being so terrifying that someone would subject themselves to 106 instead is enough.

Cassie is a cute

GOC is the only GOI who makes sense

>this weird shit dosint belong on this planet
>let’s destroy it

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>>let’s destroy it
More like lets cause the issue to get worse. Don't you have some wood chips to eat . Also we all know UIU is the best GOI

Here Were Dragons
Heart of Darkness
Dragon Snails
The Hanged King
The Deer
Evolution's Child
Red Sea Object
A Gift from Dad
Periodic Golems
Laugh is Fun

Just to name a few. Shit gets out of control with later entries, but I still manage to find something to like.

How's Secret Lab doing? Why did one of the jannies hate it so much he deleted every thread and tried to push it to /vg/ so early?

Shit I posted wrong SCP

scp-wiki.net/scp-2742

Average SCP when it started
>A box that turns things into other things
>A statue that kills you if you don't look at it
>A statue that kills you if you do look at it
>Creepy zombie virus
>Lizard that is really hard to kill and can mutate quickly
>Tons of mundane shit that is otherwise harmless if left alone

Average SCP now
>Dude it's a God trapped in another dimension but he's going to break free and there is nothing we can do about it and he's going to kill everyone when he does
>Its a dragon that's EATING TIME and eventually it's going to get to us and kill everyone and there is nothing we can do about it
>Dude this super secret organization that's exactly like our organization is making crazy shit that kills people for no fucking reason and we don't know why because they're so mysterious
>Memetics memetics memetics memetics you can't know anything about it though because of you did it'd destroy everything forever
>Shit is literally getting so powerful now they need to add new classes just so you know how powerful and crazy and dangerous it is

>falling for SCP propaganda
106 173 and 096 would be long gone by now if They called the shots

I love the spacial anomaly ones. Stuff like stairwell and that rusty old half sunken ship, pipe nightmare and that lookout building. Star Signals is pretty cool too.

Where is this from, I swear I remember seeing this shot of her from a youtube video but forgot which youtube video it was.

Bad and because they keep spamming it. literally, the only reason they still have players is because of the spam threads on Yea Forums. secret labs servers has become a gatekeeping game now and all the old players left

191-ISA 600-DMA CHI-930.

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>173
I don't think cracking open peanut is a good idea

I got perma banned for making Secret lab threads
True story

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nvm ignore my post, I just remembered it's from a webcomic

We playan right now

Ip: twocows.mooo.com

Check the other posts in this very thread for more info

Can we get an F for SCP-1470

I really like SCP-2922
Feels like if it was a 1000s series, it would get a lot of supporting material, but now a days no one writes additional stuff

Omega donutsteel SCPs which can't be contained and could destroy the universe

Yeah, I've always been a fan of the more mundane or odd SCPs. Makes the investigations of them less "Oh god we're dead" to "look at this odd shit, let's study it" and the latter is more interesting to me.

>shatter 173
>instead of a statue you now have a concrete and iron debris field, every shard of which can independently launches itself at and into people

This cutie. Also I don't remember the number but there was one I liked, its a guy who likes to scare people and shitty horror movies, and a note from a scientist who reprimanded two guards laughing and making jokes about him, because of the potential damage the scp could cause if it broke containment and saw what really scared people.

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>106
>Dying
Another human would only take it's place.

>Also I don't remember the number but there was one I liked, its a guy who likes to scare people and shitty horror movies, and a note from a scientist who reprimanded two guards laughing and making jokes about him, because of the potential damage the scp could cause if it broke containment and saw what really scared people.
2006

The one where the guy gets teleported to a version of his house but buried underground and finds corpses of himself as he tries to dig out and escape is scarier.

Why doesn’t Batman just kill the joker?

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Hey guys, what do you think of this SCP idea I had

>A stuck door
>It just has the ability to turn any door into one that is really, really hard to open for some reason
>can be any door in a 100 meter radius of the main door
>will frequently jam doors in your way when you're in a rush
>Infared shows a figure holding the door closed

SCP-093
The yellow test log is /comfy/ creepy.

So that they can help remove mtf kebab.

Special Helpers are fucking terrifying.

Might as well check out the new SCPs and vote on them
scp-wiki.net/new-pages-feed

4999
504
458
3008
3001
●●|●●●●●|●●|●
Me, a toaster

DOOR STUCK

Thoughts on this one? scp-wiki.net/scp-3000

So wait isn't 2521 basically just the candlejack joke what's so scary about tha

We playan SCP Secret Lab. The nee guy who died to tesla gate as skip, join back

Eternal reminder

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>tfw no 0-85 gf
>ywn play with 999 while on break at the facility

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SCP-3125 is one of my all time favorite ones.
A new addition in form of ghost MTF is absolute dogshit though.

Thanks fren. I just really like the implication of what he could potentially do if he finds out about real shit that would scare people.

>patrolled by special helpers

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>tfw to stupid to understand 4000

How much energy would 682 give?

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Not too bad, but why does the author try so hard to sell the memory scrambling part? It’s kinda creepy but it’s not THAT scary

Those are fake fuck off CFOperator

Any of you guys remember going to Cragglewood Park?

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>tfw you have your own SCP but don't know whether it's good or if someone has come up with the same idea before

Tell it to us, user

This is why community made oc is an awful idea. That an the fact that scp is about trannies and furries now.

Yeah, the stuff by qntm is what I was mostly referring to. He's been writing good stuff online for years now, I only just found out he'd been doing pieces for SCP as well.

scp-wiki.net/scp-2295

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Not that user but I think GOC makes sense as in it's a realistic organization that would spring up in a world with SCP. They have to make mistakes sometimes or else SCP would just be wrong in protecting anything.

>some autist rewrites it to make it a tale of the SCP Foundation totally OWNING and PWNING a reality bender comically evil bigot
I can already see it

Well they have a guide for how to get you SCP posted
That image is fake the real 3127 is different

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scp-wiki.net/scp-2614
It's no masterpiece but I always found it really interesting for some reason

kys

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Totally agree. I think the best SCP powerlevel is deadly but only if you don't follow rules. Then the comedy of Dclass for random testing is preserved.

Be the change you want to be

literally just lock these cunts in a rocket and send em on there way to mars

and play with teamkilling eufag
no way fag

scp-wiki.net/scp-1543-j
>scp-682: came back on fire

This is the first I'm hearing about this. So how in depth are people trying to say this creepypasta SHIELD who by mission statement lock up things that are different and amorally kill 98% of people that it comes into contact with: are moral because they don't care what flavor of meat you are?

scp-wiki.net/scp-2317
The only Apollyon worth a damn.

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4000 is a good scp, but I don't see why it gets to be a 1000 interval scp. Those have always had massive implications for the foundation as a whole, (precursor race that had their own foundation analogue, foundation-made earth recreation machine, and the source of the foundation's amnestics) and I don't remember 4000 having anything like that.

So... what's they code? I'm sure there's a clue in the page but I can't seem to be able to find it

hey compy

There never should have been another. "The world is fucked and this thing will be doing the fucking" only needed one SCP.

Already posted it once before but here goes.

If you were to show a piece of text to a baby, or a dog, do you think they would understand it as text? What probably happens is they just see a piece of paper, as they do not know or understand what text is at all. They do not carry the knowledge of text yet.
This SCP is an animal who uses the same system to camouflage itself from humans, and hunt them as he's a natural predator to us. It's not invisible nor it directly controls the brain in any way. The SCPs natural shape and form just causes humans to not perceive the idea of itself at all. Viewing it and interacting with one means you are not aware that you are doing so, and to a person, it looks like nothing is there, the idea of it existing flows like water through a strainer.
Other animals can see and interact with it just fine, and most show fear and a need to run as they percieve it as an obvious danger. The predator lives in cities and heavily populated areas all over the world, as he has available food whenever he wants, and hunts day or night, only waiting for a human to be fully alone so he can make the jump without alerting people. Experiments on a single contained instance has led the foundation to gather that these animals are 3m tall and bipedal.
Pic related, SCP in question.

That's it, just another "monster" that preys on the idea of being hunted and stalked on by something you cannot see.

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It's a fake image or rather someone took random SCP cosplays and made those fake quotes

""Apollyon" is the single word I most regret putting down in an article, because everyone misunderstands it.

The point of "Apollyon" was to get the reader to start Paying Attention to what they were reading: half of the one-two punch between "Apollyon" and "Special Containment Procedures: Irrelevant." The idea was to completely subvert two of the most common elements in writing an article: get people to realize Something Funny is going on here.

That Something Funny is that the O5 Council knows a bunch of shit that they keep hidden from the rest of the Foundation. I imagine the O5s being to the Foundation as the Foundation is to the rest of the world: there's a lot of stuff they only know about that they don't need the rest of the Foundation to know because otherwise they couldn't do their damn jobs. The rest of that last article does similar things: it uses terminology and codewords that don't exist on the site to try and make it clear that This Isn't Kansas, and you're getting a glimpse into The Things That Even The People Who Know The Masquerade Don't Know About.

Instead everyone argues over whether it's an object class that should be used more often and what the difference is from Keter, blah blah.

Apollyon was never really meant to be an object class. It was a wake-up call."

55555

I wouldn't recommend doing this anons, it's a circlejerk

IIRC isn't the one I posted the first to do it? I don't know, when I read it back then I felt like it was very original and interesting despite being an avid SCP and Creepypasta reader in my teenage years.

Yeah, it was, and it should have been the only one. We don't need multiple entities to be the inevitable world-fucker.

PLEASE
I BEG YOU

Thanks

How were you supposed to figure it out?

we have 7 people online right now and it's not a circlejerk

096
I like classics

You aren't clef, fuck off.

Check the SCPs under the Antimemetics Division hub.

>comfy SCP thread
God, I miss these. A lot of the new skips are good as well, so there would be a lot of fun spooky discussion if it weren't for the inevitable RPC faggots

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Dumb as fuck in an era of cctv where its can't be seen defense is useless when some chad camera sensor converts it into pixels which are perfectly perceivable
Even more so with smartphones everywhere
maybe okay if it preys on the amish or only existed in the wild pre-1980s

I know I'm not hence the QUOTATIONS

AWCY? is the best faction, change my mind

Why lie?

I noticed that immediately after I posted it, I'm just drunk and retarded.

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>A lot of the new skips are good
Honestly a few bad apples and suddenly like 4 bad skips out of 1000 and the site is ruined
> RPC faggots
I recall in a co scp thread they kept posting fake SCP's and claiming they were real

Holy shit why do you have a picture of my bro on your computer user?

Hey, that looks like a friend of mine

I stopped taking SCP seriously after Gamers Against Weed happened. Literally the worst shit in the wiki

They created the communist Mexican and general Norton thing, didn't they?

Oh shit? That was a good one, surprised I'd never heard of it.

Even worse than the whole gay pride month?

>Hating GAW
the fuck is wrong with your taste read SCP-3108

Where did you get this photo of my friends bathing?

I have never bothered to look at authors, but now I understand the drop in quality kek

Name 1 (one) good SCP written in 2019

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I think it was in one of the other antimemetics articles.

Sasuga. How the fuck do people reading about unearthly abominations get so triggered by sexual orientations?

3db is doubling the power output not 10

Gays disgust me more than eldritch anomalies

djkaktus's 001-J

1.2879 x 10 ^ 32 times louder, than

Take a look at your post: there's two concepts that clearly should never be related or share the same virtual space.

Why?

SCIENCEFAGS BTFO

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No one likes it when their hobbies get politicized against their will.

>Continued existence of social groups is a political question up for debate

>Get to intercom room
>Lock door behind myself
>Begin broadcast
>"I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like:PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON"

Love this fucking game

There's a tale that implies that the scip in question knows exactly what's going on, and is just stringing the Foundation along for laughs.
scp-wiki.net/the-meaning-of-fear

POST SPOOKS

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>An SCP is a neat idea with clever containment protocols
>Completely ruin it with some of the cringiest dialogue I have ever seen in the test recordings
Every fucking time

It's funny because you're talking like an actual SCP.

Yes. Go shit up an article or something and leave us to have our thread.

I'd rather not have these types weasel their way into the shit I like

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4126

Because changing a single PNG on the site is bullying them

>that image
discord trannies deserve no mercy

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It's from /r9k/ what would you expect that place is b but worse

what the fuck do you mean who is candleja

>/scp/ discordfags jullikas and housderloop spamming Yea Forums with trash scp threads AGAIN

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Why do you have that image saved?

Imagine if an "eating your own shit is bad" movement started up. It's a concept you agree with, nobody should eat their own shit. But then they have big meetups and gain a lot of political and social power. Anti shit-eating propaganda everywhere, interrupting your life, it's inescapable. Everywhere you go, the world is screaming at you not to eat your own shit, even though you don't.

Then they come to your hobby. They retcon stories to make the characters anti-shit-eating activists, they hijack official social media accounts to spread anti-shit-eating propaganda, they put a picture of a big stinky turd with an X through it on the site banner. There's no escape.

And if you tell them to fuck off they brand you as a shit-eater and ban you.

You hear about that thing down in Samothrace?

>Reading about mind-bending creatures and anomalies
>Articles that try their best to set an otherworldy yet crushingly realistic mood
>Suddenly refresh the page and I'm reminded of shitty real world politics and social troubles
Do you people not realize how absurd you sound to anyone that's even remotely sane.

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>he doesn't eat shit
lmao fag

>best and scariest SCP
>still has no game appearances

Fuck sakes indi devs get some taste

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A very racist one

these will get no mercy during the upcoming boogaloo

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Who are you?
Don’t you have anything better to do?

I thought their ultimate goal was to neutralize them if and when possible?

Based. You do not recognize the bodies in the water

the one with the extra dimensional facility in Skandinavia. SCP-2919

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reminder that this still hasn’t been deleted or marked as -J
scp-wiki.net/protected:scp-2721

>p-p-pls stop calling us out
why would a devoted SCPfag venture outside is the real question

It's basically Fae that the Foundation fucked over after a battle with the Factory IIRC.

There is nothing scary about world-ending all-powerful SCPs.
The simpler something is the scarier.

Ok faggot keep being mad at nothing I guess

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The entire site is a joke so no need to really.

youtube.com/watch?v=8L0wQgPa20o

>Posting one of the best SCP comics without sauce
mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100386528

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Only for shit like 096 or 682, who can end the world in a day or two if shit goes FUBAR. Some of them could do similar, like 173, but they don't give a fuck.

LAUGTH
IS
FUN

scp-wiki.net/scp-2030

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That's like complaining phones in TV shows switched into smartphones over a few years. Not everyone might have one, but know others do. Everyone knows they're a somewhat recent event, and that they reflect the society as of present day. It would be ridiculous to try to ignore it.

>To mars
>Not the sun
Is like you just want to piss them off so they come back to kill you.

SO MUCH LAUGH TO HAVE LAUGH
scp-wiki.net/funerals-are-fun

>-J
Fuck off

>4126

>Long boring buildup for a spooky twist
>there is no twist
>there is no spook
>it's just a fucking Casper the friendly ghost

scp-wiki.net/scp-1171

>CARBON-BASED MONKEYS GO HOME

I love this one because the description makes it sound like it's just a program that takes mean pranks a bit too far and suddenly there's people bursting from the inside out or mutating into grotesque abherrations.

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I can't.

UIU is best

So these threads are just 4 fags saying the exact same things and exchanging the exact same images they do in discord?

Laugh is Fun is fucking amazing. Greatest TV show of all time, ever. 10/10.

>Do not be taken alive
Gets me every time.

>Symbols have been compromised

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You could just leave user
I don’t get what staying here getting mad does for you

>OC donut steel lizard
I sleep

My biggest problem with SCP nowadays is how they write their articles. So many stuck up reddit and tumblrfags on SCP rag on the older ones and try to rewrite them, telling everyone how they're old and boring, not realizing that's why they're so great. Shit like SCP 173 will always be more memorable and spookier than SCP 34128 because it isn't some planned out campfire story written by a 15 year old emo, its just a scary picture with a scary idea and a realistic report of it. You can picture SCP 173 breaking into your house at night trying to kill you, while these hyper gods of death are just boring as hell. The older shit reads like a real entity hidden in some underground bunker somewhere when I can't even picture the newer ones in my head. That's why the old ones are so memorable, they aren't written like a creepy pasta, just a report of a scary ass creature. Even more, it leaves so much to the imagination. Why does SCP 173 kill people? Where did it come from? Where does it's shit come from? Can it think? Is there anything inside? Could it be killed? These are all left in the air, making you wonder how and what the thing is. But the newer shit all lays it out for you. It kills people because it hates humanity. It came from another SCP. The shit on the floor comes from the colons of it's victims. It has 500000 IQ. It's hollow inside. It's unkillable. Thats how SCP 173 would read if it was created today. Completely boring, uninteresting, and forgettable.

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>tfw

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Autism speaks.

Gonna complain about 106's image next?

And they keep necrobumping their threads when they run out of steam, keeping them artificially alive for hours
What's their endgame?

Spot on. The new ones read like a goddamn novel. With interviews and stories and chatroom logs. No one wants this shit fucking hell, no one wants a story on the SCP.

They're just some ordinary schmucks in way over their heads. And yet they STILL manage to keep shit like Three Portlands hidden for years.

Your opinions are yours, but they aren't anyone else's.

Post your face when "symbols compromised"

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>please let us have our safespace uWu
nah

>They're just some ordinary schmucks in way over their heads.
That's what they want you to think and sadly due to The Foundation hiring their best agents that is what they are

And yet you needed to actually go out of the way to point out that I have opinions.
Why?

Fuck you, I like exploration logs and descriptions in case of videos or recordings.

When shit starts getting cringy is when you have tons and tons of interviews of people that clearly don't know how to write dialogue that are 90% boring useless filler or DIRECT LINKS TO OTHER ARTICLES AND/OR STORIES HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF WITH THIS GARBAGE.

Also I'd like to add, STOP FUCKING GIVING MTF'S """PERSONALITY""" WHEN DOING FUCKING EXPLORATION LOGS PLEASE IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING. KEEP THAT SHIT FOR THE DEBRIEFING AT THE END AND KEEP IT BRIEF.

Objectively the only good AWCY-related SCP to be produced.

If we go by the idea that they're all NEETs and trannies it would explain why they spend their every waking minute in front of a computer, eventually being on the SCP site gets boring and they venture outside, like when wrestlefags get bored of saying the same thing for the 20th time that day and venture outside Yea Forums

>Symbols have been compromised
OH NO NO NO AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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you're goddamn right it does tranny

yeah it looks like dogshit. I know they had copywrite problems but why didn't they just redraw the original picture? That's legal, right?

Exploration logs aren't bad. Videos and recordings aren't bad. Trying to create some interconnected universe with every thing layed out in full detail is god awful. The best exploration logs create more questions than answers, but too many people try to create a spooky monster then describe it completely, killing any and all fear.

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>Pray while shooting
Wut
>Do not be taken alive
Oh god

Okay I'm dumb.

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There is a joke SCP section

Fuck all of you posting best SCP

scp-wiki.net/scp-1733

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Not that guy but how would converting it to pixels do a damn thing. It is your perception that makes you blind to it, not some magical camouflage that only works on humans. I think it may work subconsciously, the same way people ignore beggars on the street.

Who are you talking to?

Cringe

This is the best SCP alternative. Change my mind.

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>Scio, Ergo Ago
Latinlet here but "I know, so I act"?

And notice the bitchy, sassy, passive agressive, very woman-like way they try to deflect criticisms
These are true-blue fanboys of the foundation
They're probably in close contact with kaktus himself

There are good narrative SCPs, like 093
Generally speaking if anyone in the article could be described as a character besides the SCP in question it's probably bad though.

silence redditfag

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He's just one of the usual politically obsessive autists these threads draw in like flies. Ignore him.

Not particularly anomalous but I like it
scp-wiki.net/scp-2669

Complaining about articles actually having character beyond reading like the driest of wallpaper is utterly retarded. Literally NO ONE would use the site if the kind of shit you want were to be all that it had to offer.

>kaktus
what’s with him and rewriting old articles? all his edits are shit

>rewriting old articles
They do this?
Why?

Some of them the authors asked him to do so, others I have no idea about. Either way, I think he doesn't have as much clout as he originally boasted, nor can he do so any more without permission.

>106’s image
>mfw i looked it up
what the fuck happened?

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then why did SCP take off in the first place? The most popular and well recognized SCPs are
scary unexplained creatures and phenomenon. There's a reason SCP 173, 049, 106, and 096 keep popping up. They're scary, easy to imagine, and it doesn't take 15 hours for you to read their articles. Stop being a retard.

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The original one was lost, so they had to replace it. Absolutely nothing else was changed.

Probably because it was the first of its kind to do such a thing. And articles like 096 aren't really popular anymore either. They're still amusing, but they aren't scary. Not truly.

This and 1981 were my favorites

>Wut
Some SKIPS are affected by prayer doesn't matter who you pray to just the fact that you pray at all

>Original one was lost
?

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What's the number?

>autismal mod who spends all day on the site because he doesn't have a job
>creates a cult of personality around him, people suck up to him to get him to do what they wants
>shits up the place

This, pretty much. Prayer in general might just save your life.

It was either that, or they're not allowed to use it anymore, from what I've heard Volgun say.

>Probably because it was the first of its kind to do such a thing. And articles like 096 aren't really popular anymore either. They're still amusing, but they aren't scary. Not truly.
ok retard. If they were the first and they're aren't scary, then why did SCP get so popular from them? Or are you just saying shit with no real explanation, hopping you seem smart with the dumb shit that you say?

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nasedf

He's shilling his own articles and the ones made by his friends and his girlfriend(male)
But since those articles are shit his way of doing it is
>the old articles aren't THAT good

Again, read my post. The time the SCP formed was the perfect time, with shit like Slenderman or other Creepypasta still being relatively popular, and the general concepts *at the time* were scary to the people back then. That was enough to give it the lift it needed to get off the ground. Rest is history.

>they're aren't scary,
DESU the some of the best SCPs aren't scary now that doesn't mean a scary one can't be good cause plenty are

remember the trans homestuck tumblr self insert is the only scp on the site you can't downvote because the trans creator is fuckbuddies with the trans mods
scp-wiki.net/protected:scp-2721

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Did your mother drop you on your head as a child? Honest question.

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I"M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE

Don’t give up is my favorite

>creatures claim to be able to destroy the sun
>send them to the sun

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I feel like it doesn’t get brought up a lot, but I love the Nintendo zapper that can shoot anyone in the television screen and, while it doesn’t affect the real world in any way, that media will be forever altered for only the shooter.

Also the cave containing a parallel alternate universe where every living died when their research time returned from the cave they found

I see nothing wrong with this plan.

yeah and they're fucking good. They did come out at a good time, but they come from great ideas, and they work. You could never start a horror website with shit that comes out now, it's just not captivating enough to work.

you need to go back

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oh boy, we have O5 material here

scp-wiki.net/scp-1405
I don't know why I like this one in particular so much, but I do.

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Wonder how long it took you to stop screaming in autistic anger to type this drivel up. Probably a minute or two, I'd imagine.

the tranny mod also blocked the discussion page to prevent more criticism

>The original one was lost, so they had to replace it. Absolutely nothing else was changed.
All wrong. The copyright for the original one was sketchy, to avoid another 173 case they held a contest for the new image. The door and agent images were also changed

nobody wants you here. You do realize that, right? You've stopped giving me arguments and instead are just throwing Ad hominems around. Go back to your tranny satellite and jerk your dick off to your tranny girlfriend.

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WHHAAAAAAT TTTHHHEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGG

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>mod's gf(male) does something retarded
>instead of doing his job and fixing it he ruins the site to protect her(his) honor
It's not that different than Yea Forums

As I said, I was probably misrembmering something. Heard it offhand from Volgun after all.

Reminder that the real theme of that one is family love

>lul you're just throwing ad hominem!XD
>proceeds to do the exact same, like a retard
Ah, politicksfags. You are always the most retarded things to grace this site.

That statue's pretty damn hot.
As for the SCP itself, fug man I forgot what it did.

That just makes it worse.

Do you think /pol/tards actually read the things they complain about?

I read it
it’s still shit

I did, and it was still really, really shit

tell me what my political opinions are. Or instead do you just assume that because I disagree with you? While you're at it, tell me why the old SCPs are worse than the newer ones besides "they are old and bad".

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The thing is every time they have these little circlejerks they always run into the problem of the people bringing up the evident SJW taint and the dramatic drop in quality and then they have to run damage control, literaly every single time.
So what are they hoping to accomplish? Are they trying to find the right day of the week and hour of the day so they can have their private talk?

Are there any other popular SCPs that have been changed like this or removed? I know the hateful star was removed by request of the creator, and the sexy doorknob was rewritten for promoting rape culture, and that story about the endless tower in a national park with fly monsters (or wtf it was) got rewritten by the creator. Anything else?

I plan to save all my favorites and I'd like to know in advance if any of them have been significantly changed from when I last read them.

>/pol/ boogeyman
which skip was that again

>tell me what my political opinions are.
Why bother? You've already given me all I need to know, in your endless screeching of "MUH TRANNIES/SJWS/LEFTIES." I have nothing to say to you other than to grow up and leave the basement.

And...?

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It isn't the only pop culture scp and before it was review bombed it actually had a positive score

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049 was rewritten, if I remember right, because the original was really barebones compared to quality standards and it was only held up for Containment Breach. djkaktus has a lengthy blog post on the subject, and desu the original was pretty OW THE EDGE and nothing more

Doesn't make it good tho, and the fact that it uses pop culture is irrelevant, in fact, the IKEA one ranks high on my last.

May I remind you that SCP-076 is close to getting a 1000 likes?

Tell me what my political opinions are. It seems like you realized that you can't argue with me about SCP because you are clearly wrong, so instead you try to make it about politics. You aren't saying that trans rights are political are you? That's pretty rude of you user. They're people too, like the rest of us.

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SCP is shit now, it's just a tranny circlejerk

Sometimes they cant, sometimes they have no need to, other times it benefits them not to.

Also the Surgery tale is peak pestilence

A bad fanfiction club, if you will

076 is one of those old-guard that they understand isn't very good, but too many people have nostalgia for it so they can't just cut it away. Same for 682.

>Damn, these SCPs read like shit
>Oh so you want trans people to die huh

I don't get it. I don't understand. Sometimes I wonder if there really are people are the other end of the screen and not just a strung up algorythm designed to imitate human conversations.

Being a pop culture reference isn't necessarily bad, but 2721 really comes off as a Tumblr blogpost instead of a SCP. The basketball game is arguably a pop culture reference, and that one is fantastic. For memes, the We Are Number One SCP does it a lot better.
And if I am not mistaken, the cockatrice one was inspired by MLP

>t. "Men" with no lives

Kaktus minions are fucking shameless

It's actually 6db. 3db is when your measuring sounds being rendered within a computer.

Memetic
Cognitohazard
Amnestics

I have never encountered these words prior to SCP

Wonder how long it took you to stop screaming in autistic anger to type this drivel up. Probably a minute or two, I'd imagine.

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Are you having a stroke?

I'm pretty sure the bitching about trannies prompts such replies.

>haha i posted his thing back at him me smart!
Truly, the pinnacle of Yea Forums.

I read it and the HOMESTUCK TUMBLR stuff is shit and out of place. its easier for trannies to dismiss any criticism of their crap writing as coming just from pol nazis because then they don't have to put effort into improving it.

the scp would've been rewritten or nuked from the site if it was obsessed with MLP and spent all it's time posting on Yea Forums.

>memetic
that’s a word i heard before SCP because it just means that something is like a meme

You really wanna go there?

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True it isn't good it's just a middle ground average SCP most SCPs are just okay not deserving of deletion but also not amazing. It's about as good as most other skips

Wonder how long it took you to stop screaming in autistic anger to type this drivel up. Probably a minute or two, I'd imagine.

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We got new players on user server twocows.mooo.com of the free SCP multiplayer SCP Secret Lab. The game's free on Steam so join the mayhem at IP: twocows.mooo.com

Wojak posters are quite literally proving the point made.

...

Things that 100% will always ruin an SCP
>Overuse of expunged or redacted text
>Overpoweredness
>Everything being explained, no mistery
>Characters with clear-cut personalities, specially Doctors

It's far, far worse, user. Don't kid yourself. It's a terrible SCP, and it is also clear that the author intended for it to be some transsexual representation from its responses to criticism. The author also cannot handle criticism at all and refuses to think that people have problems with it outside of it being transsexual. The SCP itself is also a clear self-insert, as I have stated earlier.

I'm sure you have a VERY busy schedule compare to us. Are you busy writing your witty comebacks while you take short breaks in between managing your multimillion dollar business? Or are you just sitting on your ass on Yea Forums on a Saturday morning wasting your time like the rest of us?

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Wonder how long it took you to stop screaming in autistic anger to type this drivel up. Probably a minute or two, I'd imagine.

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aren't some of the SCP's actual universal reality warpers? how do they even fucking contain them

>tfw no 914 to test shit with

I was thinking of adding an SCP but I dont know if anyone would like such a boring one.

Basically, its a wallet that gives infinite money, but only three US dollar bills (addendum: tests have proven that the wallet will always provide an equivalent amount of money in the relevant country, though it must always equate to 3 US Dollars) at a time, with a few seconds needed to recharge. These dollar bills have anomalous properties, in that they cannot be contained in any way. Not in a clamp, not in a safe, not in your pocket. If they are put into any space where they cannot potentially escape, they will burst into flames.
Tests have shown that trying to put the money back in the pocket proves unsuccessful, as the wallet will violently spit out the money and continue to spit out uncontainable, explosive money for 3 hours straight.

This is what I have so far, what do you think?

Wonder how long it took you to stop screaming in autistic anger to type this drivel up. Probably a minute or two, I'd imagine.

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What does Yea Forums think of the Lobotomy Corporation anomalies?

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Most people would've preferred a comfy SCP thread today. Not this absolute garbage being perpetuated by edgy teenagers who never left highschool.

I want to cum on those tits

Well, in more recentish stuff there are some things called "reality anchors" or someshit.
The idea is
>reality warper makes reality levels lower around them and allows them to change shit
>reality anchor slap that reality level back up to counteract that

Or some fuckery like that, do i look like a O5 to you?

>how do they even fucking contain them
They don't usually. Or if they do, it's because of some means that offer a horrendous moral sacrifice, such as 1739.

That's because the agents were incompetent and didn't destroy it properly, and if the SCP foundation weren't around they probably would have killed it for good.

that said I actually do like several concepts in it, which makes it that much worse that criticism of it isn't allowed and the author's never gonna improve it because they're a narcissist who thinks anyone who doesn't kiss their ass is literally hitler. it could've been a good scp if the self insert tumblr homestuck shit was removed (it can stay trans since that's at least thematically relevant).

What is it you want to get across with this SCP? What is it's story?

Scranton Reality Anchors really only work on things that use Humes (which most things do, to be fair), and they have a set limit on the kind of shit they can handle, though they can stack. Universe-level forces would probably cause them to explode.

>It's a terrible SCP
It really isn't it's just average

That its a wallet that spawns infinite money but in a stupid way so it isnt abusable.
Story???????

>my discord galpals and I wanted a safe thread, we didn't count on the rest of the board having other opinions

'K.

I'm reminded of that "I'm almost enjoying my anger!" comic panel.

Dude, good stories are about characters doing stuff and not objects simply existing.

Here's an SCP for you:

It's a website that generates discussions and debates, which will in most cases turn aggressive and heated. It preys the user into participating and discussing himself by creating fictional opinions and personalities that debate one another. The purpose of the site is to gather money through ads, unfortunately adblock works on it.

An old SCP idea I've had was an "ill lawnmower" that coughed and would wreak havoc afterwards.

>SCP-682: grew wings
>lot of people ended up with razor sharp feathers in their eyes
>came back on fire
so that's how biblical angels are born

Genius, thankfully SCP is a fictional universe so we don't have to deal with things like that

But its an SCP website, its all about anomalous objects.
I guess I did forget to mention the origin, I was thinking a Stop-n-Shop parking lot, guy picks it up, hours later his house burns down

>682 is just a young seraph

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Funnil enough, there's one story that basically implies that 682 was the architect behind the Tree in the Garden, and manipulated events to get Adam and Eve kicked out of Eden. Because it simply hates us that much.

i like SCP-1471
as in actually think its a cool concept
and the porn

scp-wiki.net/scp-2439
D BOYYYSSSS

SCP's are basically stories it's just another type of format.
And all great stories have a meaning behind them, whether it's something to think about, or something to be scared about, or something to laugh at.

Then again, it being related to an angel of God or the fruit serpent would mean that 343 isn't God, wouldn't it?

Link to that story?
And im not surprised to be honest, it's a lizard after all

Source?

have sex

>spoiler
I dunno why I like faces like that so much with ass and tiddy. It's really hot. It's not just that it's furry but also rather monstrous.
That aside, I've known of it for years before getting horny for it but it's an article I've never bothered to read for some reason.

scp-wiki.net/scp-3515

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>scp threads on /tg/ get deleted
>scp threads on Yea Forums get deleted
>scp threads on Yea Forums get deleted
>scp threads on Yea Forums get deleted
>scp threads on Yea Forums stay
So they have a man on the inside, huh?

no one actually thinks 343 is really god you brainlet

Didn't expect to end up liking as many as I did. WhiteNight can go fuck itself.

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Honestly, I find furries disgusting, but giving things like Ebrietas or 1471-2 hips and breasts drives my dick wild. I have no idea why.

It's called teratophilia, if you wanna know what.

One time I was half asleep and came up with an SCP that’s a normal deer that just appears in foundation buildings at inconvenient times and nibbles on lab coats. It comes back after it’s released to the wild

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It's actually an experiment log. Here's the whole thing.

>The unmanned vehicle is struck by SCP-001-2 and obliterated. SCP-682 survives, as does a backup camera. SCP-682 is badly wounded, having multiple open, bleeding wounds. SCP-682 begins crawling out of the wreckage of the vehicle, towards SCP-001.

>SCP-682: Is this meant to be the Garden? (SCP-682 begins laughing.) This is not the Garden. The Garden is far west of here.

>SCP-682 is struck by SCP-001-2. SCP-682 survives, heavily wounded, having lost all but one limb. SCP-682 uses its sole remaining limb to drag itself towards SCP-001.

>SCP-682: Die? You command me to die? Oh, wouldn't we all like that, but this is my curse for suggesting the fruit.

>SCP-682 is struck again by SCP-001-2. SCP-682 is extremely injured, but persists as a result of its anomalous resilience.

>SCP-682: This is not the Garden, and you are not Uriel. (SCP-682 spits towards SCP-001.) Pretender.

>SCP-682 is struck again by SCP-001-2. SCP-682 falls unconscious as a result of extreme injury.

>Personnel enter the 1km boundary around SCP-001. They report hearing "REMOVE" from SCP-001, and suffer a compulsion to collect the body of SCP-682. SCP-682 is returned to containment without difficulty.
It says it "suggested" the fruit, but even so, it's basically the reason why God gave Adam and Eve the boot, and everything that followed.

maybe the mods work for ?

I hope you fought him like a man and didn't get One Sin to do all the work

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Fuck you for reminding me this exists
>take the most basic sci-fi concept of “non humans find humans interesting”
>somehow manage to fuck it up by missing the actual point and making it about trannies and some obscure comic
Doesn’t help that the writing is atrociously bad and nonsensical.
The good news is that any that does like it is confirmed scientifically to be an idiot, since they are responded to the mimicry of common sci-fi tropes, yet lack the understanding to understand why.

In one canon, 343 is an avatar for a higher power that's essentially Abrahamic God, but is seemingly unaware of this fact. So there's that.

these threads are deleted too, just not as often as the others

he fucking went full Doomguy on those bastards

I see. I wonder why I like monster girls so much

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SCP Idea: Existing

The universe, other universes, realities, gods and everything that existance encompasses are all an anomaly on the perfect fabric that is nothingness. Nothing should exist at all, there should be no universe but nothingness itself and FUCK the Demiurge, huge asshole.

Ah, cool. So the super powerful Gate Guardian and borderline omnipotent 343 are just inferior imposters?

>Yea Forums
Careful there, if there's a group they hate more than the imaginary /pol/fags it's the very real Yea Forumsfags

The concept of existence itself can be pretty damn scary. That and the idea of consciousness. "I think, therefore I am." At least we got dumb memes to take our minds off of such thoughts.

>and FUCK the Demiurge, huge asshole
Yaldabaoth did nothing wrong.

t. Yaldaboth

Thanks.

4d neuron eating spiders are my favorite scp because they're spooky but there not really a super power oc scp.

In a way, yeah. Though the Almighty in its own canon gives no fucks, and is purely hands off.

Also, the Gate Guardian is a simple archangel guarding the Garden from threat. It's implied to be Jophiel, which might have something to do with 682 disregarding it.

More like Job-phiel

3171

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Back to your cage, Yaldabaoth.

Your name wouldn’t be “Unknown Spy” would it?

Safe SCP idea:
A mirror. Effect only triggers when a subject is exposed to their own reflection on the surface of the SCP. Subjects will not be able to recognize themselves, and will insist that the reflection belongs to somebody else.
Brief exposure causes subjects to become gradually agitated by their own appearance (especially face), and will seek to change their appearance. This may include showing exaggerated facial expressions, changing their hairstyle, removing accessories like earrings or glasses, or scrawling on their face using pens and markers. Highly distressed subjects may mutilate their own face with whatever tools are at hand in order to distance themselves from their original reflection. Even after managing to alter their faces significantly, subjects will continue to be distressed.
Prolonged exposure (and especially if subjects are restrained to prevent them from changing their appearance) will gradually cause personality disassociation. Subjects will become highly stressed and attempt to radically alter their personality, temperament, likes and dislikes, and will lie about their name and background in order to distance themselves from any trait they associate with their former self.
In one test, a D-class subject was given amnesics before prolonged exposure and asked about themselves. The subject attempted to construct a new, outlandish personality rather than attempt to remember their previous one. When the subject was lied to and informed that "the person in the reflection" also shared these traits, they became highly distressed and attempted to revise their invented personality into a new, more outlandish one. After being released from restraints, subject violently attempted to disfigure their face with a ball-point pen and was terminated.

>682 changes its form to this and approaches you
What do?

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Die probably.

Fairly certain it's fucking with me, so I turn around and try to beat it out of there.

Ruined.

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>Written right to left

Fucking kill me

because a game has to happen at some point you mong

>beating it right in front of her
That's fucking rude, user

Simple and cool idea. Better implementation of 1207 if you ask me.

Is this picture from an scp or something?

Dammit someone already thought of that.

If you remember the number please reply me

Specifically, 3db/decade is the falloff of electronic filters designed to inhibit signals beyond/below a given frequency range. It's nowhere near double though yeah

>can audibly make a ":)"
jesus christ how terrifying

It's a good friend of mine with some family. Haven't seen her in a while.

>Colon Close Parenthesis

SCP-1733

Do you say, "WHY EE ES," when they ask you if they can fuck your wife

Show me those hours

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CFOperator has not been a part of RPC for almost a year now

>he actually uses software in his native language
kiusallista

It's in Containment Breach

I know but there was a dumb namefag using his name last weak though

>not having your devices and software on obscure languages to learn them naturally
Skrattista

user, isn't his name the Hanged God

That's why I've always preferred Safe/Euclid SCPs. I like SCPs that are just an anomalous object (like the drink machine or the tomato plant that hates bad jokes) followed by a long experiment log full of different tests that they put the SCP through. It feels more like an actual scientific report, and less like a story.

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Is there any hope for the SCP community? Right now, they're overrun by tards and trannies. The only good SCPs are the ones from a few years ago.

>Is there any hope for the SCP community?
Yes. It's for you to slit your wrists in a bathroom. Trust me, it will fix everything.

Could the SCP Foundation contain a Servant?

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They'll leave eventually. They always do. Just give it time, and don't let them get to you

He's still referred to as Alagadda's king, despite being a god in all but name, so. I think the closest thing Alagadda has to a straight God is St. Alagadda, who's weird, even by SCP standards.

OH NO NO NO

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oh please, the top rated one this month is great
there's nothing wrong with the site

Why you heff to be mad?

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JUST

Yeah. Pretty easily too.

what? they have been in power for years. they never leave once they take over. name one time

Just leave them to their delusions and ass-patting. Eventually, they'll pull another RPC, fail utterly and come back here to point fingers.

they never decide to leave, but eventually they get bored and move to something else. The only option is to return once it's no longer appealing to them.

Cherry picking, the overall quality only has improved over the years.
Though I guess it's set up to go to shit completely now.

Yes, at least the majority of them. Some might be challenging though.

Infinite Ikea will always have a special place in my heart.

and even the whole "it stopped being a horror site" doesn't really make sense
just last year the end-of-death canon was created which is filled with nothing but creative horror

discord tranny squad in full damage control mode

>waaaa scp is run by trannies now... old = good new = bad >:(
>haha my favorite scp is after series 2
retard board?

There's also a new Antimemetics tale, which is vividly surreal and disturbing.

why does every artist draw 682 with the acid burns? surely if they read the article they'd know that's not how it normally looks?

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it spends 99% of it's time in it's acid bath

Iconic appearance

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What if their Master used a Command Spell to teleport them out?

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Who would win? 001 or 682?

Any good ones from the 4000 series?

depends on how magic is integrated into the SCP universe
if it's fully integrated then the good ol' "shove an SRA into their containment room" should do the trick
if it's only partially integrated then things might get more difficult, but do remember that their first mission is to protect normalcy: if something cannot be contained nor convinced to stay away from public sight, then they have absolutely no issues killing

How do you not recognize the bodies in the water?

Depends on if the Master can get through whatever defenses that the Foundation sets up. There's a good chance they could get a memetic kill-code shoved into their brain in making the attempt, amongst other unpleasant stuff.

001 would easily lead the fight, and 682 might even be very close to defeat, but 682 extreme resistance will eventually make it win.

A lot of SPCs have paranormal or magical powers, and there's usually always a way to prevent them from either using their powers or for them to have the desired effect.
The same logic is usually applied if a known external source or another SCP can free them.

Ahh, its my favorite category
>Good setup ruined by "My OC Scientist is morally superior to Foundation"

on the other hand the Foundation does not have a good track record of stopping teleporters and in universe magic is one of their weak points as they have very few practitioners in their ranks

>Good setup ruined by "My OC Scientist is morally superior to Foundation"
that honestly sounds more like a series 1 article than a later one, OC's are frowned upon heavily these days, only the best written stories can actually get away with them

try upvoting good entries and downvoting bad ones and riding it out for a while.
not much else anyone can do as far as I can tell

Well, you can still have characters in your stories. They just need to not be blatant self-inserts, or near-unsalvageable garbage like the original Doctors where.

Speaking about servants, someone like Shiki would be really helpful to the foundation, he might be able to kill 682.

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that said sometimes people do mistake competency for mary sues
when in fact, the people working at the foundation are supposed to be competent, the trick is to write intelligent, competent characters and then give them an obstacle that is difficult if not impossible to overcome even for them

which is one of the hardest possible things you can do as a writer, especially if the character you're writing about is smarter than you are

>OC's are frowned upon heavily these days
yeah, but only the ones that go
>my SCP is superior to all other SCP
>if the foundation, or a previous or new SCP has or develops an ability that can contain or defeat my SCP permanently, my SCP will automatically develop a new ability to render that ability useless.
basically all the ones that are nothing more than a kid making a super powerful and invincible whatever that nothing can ever defeat.
but if new OCs do follow the rules and are in line with what is logically possible in universe, they're usually accepted

I don't know, first time I read it I felt disappointed.
That Janet rubbed me the same way as the guy from 3999.
Series I as I remember is usually presented in the past tense as a scientific article, 2922 is loads of dialogue

Are you talking about the trannies that took over the SCP site?

just switch over to RPC, good things going on over there

Is there anyone in the foundation who could defeat him?

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Now I want a floating shopping list SCP

Anyone remember what number is the portal to an alternate dimension that we accidentally sterilize the inhabitants so they just send super deadly plagues and bombs through the portal to try to wipe us out?

Classic, the little girl one is good too

Holy fuck no. The RPC stuff is just plain awful. Most of it isn't even their stuff either, it's just Series 1 and 2 articles with the names changed.

That's 1322
scp-wiki.net/scp-1322

I forget the designation but the tiny robot who was built as a slave and then shuts himself down when he realizes he's free

They just want more people to play a free game with user.
I know you think you're "fighting the man" but this looks like pathetic faggotry.

Makes it easily recognizable

Based.
That one helped mold by beliefs about art.
People who pay for art and commission takers deserve to be beaten.

Obligatory

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I though it is subtly implied that 343 is just a very charismatic/narcissistic Reality Warper that has convinced the staff that he is the God.

I can't believe people want to fuck that

Prepare all clowns for milking.

He manages to be both that, and a technical portion of God as well, depending on what you take as canon.

Fuck off GOC

Dont try to reason with that guy. He's spent almost a year shitposting and complaining about the anons playing the game. He has posted the server IP to other sites falseflagging as the players and was caught in Reddit doing so which lead the anons to his other posts which paint a picture of very deranged individual. He also creates multiple Steam accounts to grief the user server with wallhacks and aimbots. He is the epitomy of autism.

What are some good astronomy-related SCP's?

I know, it can't even be fucked in the first place.

Holy shit that is pathetic.
Imagine getting assmad at a free game.
Probably got teamkilled so many times his poor little mind snapped.
Can't take any banter

>Simply touching SCP-999’s surface causes an immediate mild euphoria, which intensifies the longer one is exposed to SCP-999, and lasts long after separation from the creature. Subject’s favorite activity is "tickle-wrestling", often by completely enveloping a person from the neck down and tickling them until asked to stop (though it does not always immediately comply with this request).

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Star Signals is an obvious choice.

>made an RPC
>over 12 ratings
>not a single comment
also fuck those people that review bombed with 1s. Turned by 4 stars to 3.3

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>tfw no FEAR like game about GOC finding an anomalous area and fucking it up while being attacked by Sarkic cultists and Broken God worshipers

Give some more. I'll read them later.

The worst thing, he doesn't have problem with the game, just with the user playerbase. His screenshots revealed his timezone and the fact he mostly posted 03-07am local time and he had meltdowns when people pointed it out saying his persona is not the topic but the anons who play the game. So he's highly sensitive on maintaining a certain role of anonymous and failing it miserably.

Is this still going, last I heard it was taken over by SJW trannys.

REAL QUESTION TIME
You can only make 1 SCP your wife, which do you choose?

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This wasn't a joke submission, it was a coldpost (a post that didn't undergo any evaluation or critique). It was swiftly deleted due to its low quality.

682

Are these fucking cunts the same people spamming SCP threads on /tg/ every other day?

I think 106 should be the upper limit to how bad someone's fate can be. Just like no one can beat 682, no one should be able to cause more pain than 106.

No. We only post to Yea Forums since the activity is not enough even for /vg/ where we were banished year ago. Nowadays mods are more lenient on us.

The guy spamming the threads is
He is on his personal autistic vendetta against anons playing the game. Falseflaging and all.

3200, 1683, 1795, 2399, and 4344 are all pretty good reads.

Just read the class of 76 series and scp 2316. Very cool, but I'm not sure how the syncope symphony and the lake are connected.

>protected
What the fuck is wrong with these 'people'?

811!

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They're mentally ill and incredibly fragile.

Nor do I. I assume that the vacation the guy went on with his friends caused them to drown in the lake or something.

Gotcha

Syncope is implied to have attracted the attention of something from fucking about as they did. The lake and later anomalies are essentially a result of this.

>bored reading 914 test logs
>no one ever puts fine or very fine objects back in
Why?