That guy who only makes good alignment choices because he thinks he's actually a good person in real life

Hitler was neutral good though

i cant believe theres someone like me in this hateful board

Very pungent my dear

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personally im a bigger fan of games that have you be the bad guy and let you make choices from there, IE Tyranny

This but up to 11.

I had to stop playing Battlefront II once, after I killed a stormtrooper and thought of how upset his family would be.

I'll save everyone!

>that guy who acts in his own self interests until he's told to do something that crosses his moral boundaries

>That guy who won't accept anyone legitimately plays good characters because he stubbornly believes everyone is as much of a piece of shit as he is

Cringe and pussypilled. Tape machetes to your hands

Based anime protagonist.

I make good choices because bad choices make me feel bad.

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>Fable 1
>Kid section
>"Let's see what an evil character is like"
>Find the small boy being bullied
>Join in
>Feel absolutely mortified as the kid cries and asks why everybody hates him
>Delete save

>that dog who mauls your child

>that guy who only plays as morally ambiguous because he thinks true neutral characters are badass, but he's really a friendless only-child moody fuck with zero personality

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Well, Yea Forums?

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You think that's something? I read somewhere that some psychopaths legitimately suffer from an inability to process anyone actually feeling anything, and believe any such displays are a longcon. Even if they can't figure how it could possibly be, which only drives them to become more suspicious of nice people.

Could you imagine living in such a perpetual state of doubt? Convinced that anyone you can't read and control is out to pull a fast one? That the world must be as fake and empty as you?
Being effectively walled off from any sense of a better life?

Might as well not even be born.

As for me I go for whatever choices get me the best gear and scenarios. In video games that is.

>Choose the options I'd actually choose IRL
>Get a shit ending or unbalanced character because the game expects you to go Full Jesus or Maximum Hitler

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Find the baby's familly for +400 good boy points, then rape his mommy for +400 bad boy points, but never take the +75 option.

I can't play a game for the very first time without going full good shoes because 90% of the time it's the canon choice you're expected to make

>browse wiki
>good option:
>sidequest: "How Is Babby Lost?"
>guide: bring the babby to a NPC 3 meters away from the starting point of the quest
>reward: armor of invincibility +1, sword of infinity +3 ,4000 gold, 4000 exp

>bad option
>3 exp

Guess I'm a psychopath then.
>t. still expect his parents to abandon him at any moment

Not only do I make the good choices because I'm a good person in real life, I also self-insert isekai style and roleplay as if I really was magically transported to the game world. I really am just a nice guy, I don't want any trouble.

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Morality in video games is a spook.

I want Jackie Chan to be Isekai'd now

This, I only make choices based on what I'd actually think and always look to do the right thing

>do evil path
>game unrelentingly shits on you

I don't like being mean

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Haha, yeah, imagine not trusting anyone, haha...

Good is always the choice that makes sense. It's almost always the harder path, the most fleshed out path, or the path with the true ending.

Based. What games are best for doing this?

>being "good" and avoiding every important confrontation gives you the worst possible ending

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