>[horn blowing]
WAKE THE FUCK UP IT'S TIME FOR THE SPLATFEST!
Splatoon
Lincoln Rodriguez
Kayden Clark
More like fuckfest lol
Henry Price
Also reminder to spin the target to lock away your ink in the shifty station and to not spend a fucking MINUTE AND 26 SECONDS PAINTING SPAWN
I LOST A 10X MATCH BECAUSE OF THOSE RETARDS REEEEEE
Alexander Garcia
tortoise bros let's do this
Adrian Bailey
Is this the last splatfest?
Sebastian Kelly
No, last splatfest will be in July.
Connor Sanchez
I feel like a retard as I didn't know you could move it yourself using this. Thought it moved randomly or something, oh well I still had a flawless win streak for a solid hour representing team hare
Blake Garcia
Does the 10x only matter if you win, if not idk what it does.
Carter Lee
Only matters if you win, makes it so you win points equal to if you won 10 matches. Same for 100x battles.
Jayden Bailey
yeah, only matters if you win
Grayson Campbell
How long does this splatfest last? Might sign up for Nintendo Online. I haven't played Splatoon 2 since paid online started. I miss the game.
Carter Garcia
there's 31 hours left in this one
if you have amazon prime you can get Switch online for free
Anthony Diaz
till tomorrow 2pm (in europe)
Jason Reyes
Blake Peterson
Alright cool, wish I won the one I got then.
Blake Ross
Lucas Young
Anthony Powell
that's in july
Easton Thompson
>tfw you're so good that you get squidbagged every time the enemy manages to splat you.
Gavin Stewart
Christian James
just got to max, won a 10x battle for tortoise but I forgot to take a screenshot
Evan Anderson
user I saw that and I raise you another
Logan Taylor
Justin Mitchell
If you're a sniper, you deserve it.
Because your weapon isn't meant for turf war that means your usefulness is solely based on how well you can kill.
If you let me pass and I kill you with less range and steal your turf, it means you failed at your one job and deserve to be mocked
Bentley Bell
BING BING WAHOO
Noah Taylor
This is the best TW map in the game because there is some sense of permanence. If you control mid for the entire game, it's practically impossible to lose if you wipe in the last 30 seconds.
Jaxson Jenkins
Yea Forums, can you slow down for a bit?
Jacob Foster
Charles Diaz
thanks
Ayden Thomas
>won 5 out of 6 of my 10x battles for tortoise
How will harefags ever recover
How popular is hare anyway? I've been getting mirrors on occasion.
Thomas Richardson
>How will harefags ever recover
Good question.
The real answer is that your personal performance does not matter because for every one of you there are 3 literal children playing Sploosh.
Landon Mitchell
Lincoln Flores
>All the same squad
Yeah okay pre-made
You getting many mirrors? Popularity seems kind of split on my end.
Jackson Roberts
>not having friends
I only got 1 mirror. Turtles are definitely the popular oneh
Josiah Hall
I thought hare would be the popular team
Jace Jenkins
Guess it's the classic splatfest problem of everyone trying to go with the less popular choice.
Lincoln Moore
Goddamn fine, I'm up. I'll reach Tortoise King later or something, I gotta put some food in me. Octo daughter best daughter.
Kevin Nelson
Jace Hill
>Another Marina victory
Gavin Parker
>squib
Samuel Bennett
Well maybe they should stop giving her the superior choices
Alexander Taylor
>Big Loser
Henry Reyes
Does the game match premade teams against random teams?
I refuse to believe a team of randos got 40 wins in a row.
Charles Lewis
>Splatfest ate two of my victories by data error on the final screen
Fucking hell, this game sometimes.
Joshua Hughes
Seems like it since I once got matched against a team of people named "BEE", "BEE", "BEE", and "FLOWER".
Josiah Price
This, I hit royalty and never knew about this.
Angel Green
Wrong, if the enemy team is insanely aggressive have has some good turfing weapons, you can control the entire mid map and still loss if they push deep enough into your side.
I did it 3 times.
Hunter Stewart
Guy has enough images to justify its own thread honestly. Also go team tortoise!
Kayden Taylor
It must be really difficult to actually lose at that point.
Luke Lee
It's really fucking wholesome and beautiful. I love it. TORTOISE POWER
John Foster
It will be really interesting to see if any of the shifty station gimmicks will be used in Splatoon 3 maps.
They do seem like a great way to test ideas, and most of them are really interesting and different.
Jose Martinez
As long as you when the face offs in the last 30 seconds and your team has decent turfing weapons, you can easily win the match even if you have the danger prompt for your team.
Alexander Ramirez
The mid "pillar" is like 30 ish points of ink, it's a pretty huge uphill battle to overcome that. Can be done, but you'd have to keep the enemy team locked in their spawn.
I'm conflicted. I like the map because having mid doesn't give you a huge positional advantage for once, but most of my usual weapons can't spin the spinner for shit.
Jackson Cooper
Good, I'm laughing at the fact that after getting crushed in the early splatfests, Marina has won every single splatfest under the new system.
Tyler White
Jaxon Taylor
bump
some Idol Agents
Dylan Nguyen
Now tthere's a dream.
Alexander Edwards
Leo Garcia
what would they look like, as they have no canonical appearance
Samuel Hall
whats the not retard team this splatfest? I dont want to play that long
Grayson Brooks
Probably how they look in promotional material, plus how agent 3 looks in the octo expansion.
Anthony Davis
There is no such thing. Tortoise seems to be slightly more popular.
It's especially bad since the shifty station actually requires some coordination. Don't use short range weapons unless you want to rely on said retards.
Christopher Ross
I'm just gonna pick Hare because I want to be pink this splatfest
Asher Turner
My brother
Noah Smith
Short range seems okay if you have burst bombs. Been doing well enough with aerospray pg.
Who knew there would be a day where an aerospray would be one of my favorite weapons.
Matthew Wood
Agent 4 and Agent 8 definitely have canon appearances, they always look the same in all the artwork and shit. It's Agent 3 that they don't have a concrete answer on.
David Martin
Why can't squids be real.
files.catbox.moe
Landon Hernandez
No longer true!
Andrew Gomez
Now we need an edit to say winner
Charles Taylor
3 has mostly been showcased as female in plenty of official with the koshien event and relationship chart being the recent one.
I like all of the agent designs regardless of gender , but I wish canon 4 had the hime-cut instead.
Ian King
woomies rise up
William Wright
yes. groups that have less than 4 people get assigned randoms to fill in the extra spaces
Asher James
Yeah, but the fact 3 has had variation at all means they're not too fussy about how they're perceived. I personally like male 3, the 1 guy 2 girl dynamic is a pleasant one. I like the bob cut too much, it's top cute.
Camden Edwards
lmaoing at your life right now. Octos for life
Isaac Murphy
Dominic Hall
>imagine not getting 1k+ inked with E-Liters
Carson Anderson
>win match
>A communication error has occurred.
>next match same exact thing happens
At least I got the exp on the second one.
Blake Carter
James Lee
>Suddenly endless communication errors
ENOUGH
Liam Torres
Why is it at least once as per splatfest there has to be a period where you can't fucking connect to anyone?
Jason James
Adam Reed
Oh no you don't.
Bentley Stewart
>spend more time waiting in lobbies than playing
Fix your fucking shit Nintendo. Game is the most fun I ever had obline, but god damn. And I bet 3.0 didn't fix shit in Smash either.
Owen Powell
Did someone say horn?
Mason Jackson
Anyone got a squad going?
Lucas Bailey
Be honest
Do you prefer Inklings or Octolings?
Cooper Murphy
Are dualies still the most broken weapon type?
Ian Reed
Inklings. I do play as an Octo at the moment as a part of hype for finally beating IA3, but I am probably going to come back to Inklings soon.
I guess I prefer cute over sexy.
Parker Perez
I don't even see a difference desu
Wyatt Allen
My baby girl, by a mile.
Adrian Martin
Inklings, but Octos have the cute ponytail, so I play Octoling
Jaxson Baker
Inklings have a more memorable and iconic designs.
There’s nothing really unique about octolings.
Leo Bell
I could see why you would think that if you're shit at video games.
Aaron Wright
>There’s nothing really unique about octolings.
Ryan Ward
Fuck you buddy
Evan Cook
How goes your splatfest, Yea Forums?
Michael Baker
I'm really enjoying m[A connection error has occurred.]
Mason Moore
pretty good, won a 10x battle for tortoise
Ryder Adams
2273
keep choking but keep winning anyway
Kevin Brown
I thought that was on my end. Then again all the salmon runs I was doing went fine.
Justin Rivera
What will happen to this game after the final splatfest? Will it slowly die?
Sebastian Scott
Probably not
Lucas Sanchez
This question pops up every single fucking thread.
Grayson Hernandez
NIgga people keep playing the OG Splatoon. Splatfest are the worst part of these games because they force you to play the absolute worst mode ever.
Connor Brown
>dominate my first few matches
>5th one is a x10 match that we dominate
>end up on a losing streak afterwards
>Ebb and Flow refuses to play during matches
Matthew Reyes
It's my first one, but I got to Queen pretty quickly since I've been winning a lot. Seeing how much of the game changed surprised me and it's been genuinely fun.
I regret not picking this game up sooner.
Ethan Hall
I prefer Octolings as a concept but Inklings as a design. Give me that big tentacled hairstyle of the enemy variant and Octoling will be my answer 100%.
Liam Bailey
I don't understand the people who only play for Splatfest.
Ethan Taylor
Turf War is fun
Landon Long
>keep getting shit teammates now that I'm almost to King
>just lost a 10x battle
Goddammit, I was doing so good last night.
Evan Edwards
Is it, though?
Adam Cooper
>voices and hairstyles
inklings
>everything else
octolings
am 40-13, mostly with friends but its shitty as usual, especially when the game gives me garbage low level players that have no business playing with or against me
Tyler Harris
The only reason I can think of is that they are pretty much done with the game but whenever there is a limited-time event reward, in this case shells, they need to have them for one reason or the other.
Wyatt Long
Yeah.
Dominic Nguyen
You get snails anyway.
Nolan Taylor
Yea
Nathaniel Williams
Why? I was done with that shit 4 years ago even before I hit level 10.
Zachary Baker
Inklings still reign supreme
Alexander Campbell
But you get less. This is pretty much that MMO effect that addicts have.
Anthony Hughes
>close to 2400 power
>suddenly losing streak
>1900
FUCK. ME.
Kevin Clark
Fun things are fun.
James Mitchell
I guess? How much gear do you use where the snail-per-level you get isn't enough to level it?
Oliver Davis
*joins your lobby as your teammate*
Camden Harris
It's just fun. Not stressful like ranked
Carter Rodriguez
That would be a fine argument if Splatfest wasn't basically ranked Turf War.
Liam Torres
Dammit, all the shitty people came to play during daylight hours.
Andrew Young
It's not really
Anthony Cooper
what team do I pick
Ayden Howard
It's just as sweaty.
Josiah Perry
I love matching gear with teammates and getting those stupid long names
Parker Reyes
do any hare niggers wanna party up?
Bentley Miller
Marina, she seems to be on a winning streak.
Justin Carter
Maybe if you're playing Pro mode. I can just fuck around with any old setup and still have fun in Normal
Noah Thomas
>not playing Normal for casual fun
Turf War is fun. Ranked is too stressful. For the past few months I've only played Turf, Salmon Run and occasionally League in duos. I got my 3rd X in December and fuck me for every time that I tried the calculating matches in X. Turns out I'm more of a borderline S+/X rank player and I barely get to keep above 2000 X power at the beginning of the month and just stick to Turf Wars for the rest of it. I keep telling myself that S+ Ranked is as much of a game as X but fuck me if I ever wish to go through that emotional hell again.
Maybe I take the game too seriously. Because of that I choose to hang out in Turf War. Losing turf matches doesn't feel as bad as getting cracks in your Rank meter. I get to experiment with various weapons and learn to use them instead of pushing myself to the limits with the weapon I can do the best.
I find the game much more enjoyable that way.
Jason Gutierrez
not with an n-word spouter
Jeremiah Gomez
>flop in front of somebody to taunt them
>he starts trying to squid party
Michael Martinez
Man I wanna fuck that betta fish
Adam Bennett
>start squid party together
>other enemies join in
>splat them afterwards because it was a ruse
Jordan Johnson
same
Matthew Kelly
This nigger is literally me
Cameron Edwards
and Paruko, of course
Angel Taylor
same
Dominic James
the beta fish is male, the latest official art that had the betta fish in only featured male band characters.
Owen Sullivan
Josiah Bennett
Source on the pic? Haven’t seen it yet
Jason Gomez
why will no one party up
what's the point of this thread if none of you are gonna fucking play
Elijah Anderson
Yeah? And?
Jace Long
What team?
Jaxson Hughes
hare
Angel Baker
>join team
>14-win streak
>lose
I'm sorry
Ayden Butler
>I’ve been losing for 2 hours straight
Fuck Splatfest I already have over 100 Super sea snails
This Splatfest can go to hell
Ian Cruz
Wait, that was my win streak. Motherfuckers
Jaxson Howard
hare
Carter Collins
I am playing. I'm not interested in partying up.
Logan Powell
No-can-do friendo
Parker Lewis
too many noobs and scrubs that only play during these things
Jace Bailey
it's already dead, most switch players moved to Fortnite because of paid online
Logan Ward
>defend the mid section for the first two minutes almost entirely on my own while my dipshit teammates accomplish almost nothing besides permadying
>almost the entirety of the locked away mid section is painted in our color
>just die fucking once shortly thereafter
>get special raped for the last 30 seconds while the enemy team paints everything else
>lose by a small margin
Sometimes this game makes me squeal with rage.
Angel Myers
Where my bunnybois at
Chase Hill
>do this on the opposite side
Jacob Foster
open a lobby and I'll join
Wyatt Peterson
>first Splatfest in Splatoon 2
Jesus I had forgotten how competitve basic ass Turf War can be.
Noah Turner
Pro is easier to solo though.
Daniel Morales
>implying that changes anything
I'd love to play as one and fug the fiddler from Bottom Feeders. This series has such cool and interesting designs for their species, it's a shame we only have two playable ones
Ian Rogers
Octolings, always wanted to have a playable one when i played the first game. They seem to be the mechanically inclined species so as an engineer i just favored them instantly. Just wish they added more hairstyles for them
Easton Wood
Cute and Tummy
Austin Gutierrez
I really like this scrapped hairstyle a lot. Shame they didn’t add it.
Camden Barnes
>yfw you get a 4-squid wipe
Brayden Reyes
My precious woomy daughter will always remain my favorite
Austin Mitchell
is the pro controller rumble supposed to be weak?
Nathan Lewis
>haven't played in month because no time
>get on my trust gal. 52
>absolutely shit on people's day
What happened? Is it OP now?
Noah Scott
It doesn't feel as strong as joycons.
John Clark
>finger twitches sometimes
>people think I'm squidbagging them
>get squidbagged
Gabriel Mitchell
Does gear like this exist in-game?
Mason Lopez
I don't get why squidbagging's such a big deal. It's nothing but entertaining for me to watch people bloop around.
Gavin Cooper
I'm so sick of retarded fucking teammates. Somebody please team with me
Juan Ramirez
The best feel
Nicholas Mitchell
if you're hare give code
Aaron Allen
So what does the "clout" score mean?
Easton Cooper
>get a connexion unstable error during game
>game continues anyway
>feels like I'm all alone
>I actually am all alone in my "team"
>the opposite side is the same, only 1 person
>fuck it, splat everything I can anyway
>lose by 0.1%
God fucking dammit
AND FIX YOUR ONLINE NINTENDO, HOLY SHIT
Eli Young
tortoisebros....
Nathaniel Lewis
It's funny how people constantly forget you can still use your main weapon while in bomb rush
Camden Taylor
Bentley Johnson
how much cummies your team has managed to bukkake on the rival team
Easton Torres
yeah bro I got to queen then unzipped the fuck out, dunno why it was so bad this time
Josiah Lee
>multiple anons asking to group up
>no one posts their fucking code or opens a lobby
>fuck you all
Juan Garcia
Hare or Tortoise? If Tortoise I can whip together a room.
Ian Flores
Do it Tortoisebro
Jordan Adams
>Always find yourself carrying shitty teammates that squander all the opportunities you create for them.
>Consistently lose despite being the highest scoring, highest killing player in every match.
I have such a love/hate relationship with this game.
Adrian Campbell
8053-7598-6308
Room will go up in 5 minutes.
Luke Barnes
I only ever seem to win when I'm the worst in the team
Ian Wood
It's all so tiresome
Caleb Richardson
If Im not on voice chat, I go into every match just improvising without trying too hard. A match can go to shit in such a short amount of time that it's not worth investing too much if I can't coordinate with my teammates beyond "This way!". I just try to have fun desu
Caleb Carter
if you're not quad X rank do stop posting this shit every thread
Isaac Price
Could be worse
Jonathan Russell
I think it's because if you are able to score so much in the first place, your team is required to be garbage
Jace Cox
Jose Wright
I swear, some of these guns kill me instantly it seems
Gabriel Flores
>get splatted
>respawn
>the Japanese guy on your team is idling
Jacob Wright
Imagine not using motion controls
Evan Perry
A lot of weapons have a very fast kill time, but laggers will magic you to death.
Carter Bennett
Fucking japs
Jason Bell
>Get splatted
>Player starts squidbagging you
>One of your teammates immediately gets revenge for you
Owen Morales
Bet they had mics. Fucking tryhards.
Matthew Gutierrez
is that the from bottom band
noice
Lucas Harris
Bottom Feeders
Ayden Sanchez
>Get chased into enemy territory
>enemy shooting at you from front and behind
>throw down a splatbomb just before you explode
>Both get BTFO just as they're about to celebrate
Isaiah Brown
>Get splatted
>Player starts squidbagging you
>One of your teammates is squidpartying with them
Colton Sanders
>squidbagging them when you're clearly about to win
Booyah!
Mason Gomez
>Get a Communication Error
>Switch says I disconnected.
Fix your shit Nintendo.
Angel Taylor
Fuck, we should have had that one
Brandon Turner
>Level 8 shitter stuck on my team
Haha YES I AM SO READY TO LOSE
David Price
>join a random match
>always playing with the same guys, nobody is quitting
>we get a few losses, but some awesome heard earned wins at times
>already been playing for like 1h altogether already
>we knew each other strengths and weaknesses, adapted to each other's playstyle and weapons of choice
>we're getting more and more steady wins
>been playing for almost 2h altogether
>suddenly FUCKING maps change
>back to the lobby
FUCK. But the feels were real. I'll miss you, bros.
>
Hunter Allen
>be level 36
>get stuck with level 3, level 10, and level 17
Brody Scott
>entire octo team
>we wipe all 4 foes
>BOOYAH
>4 simultaneous veemos
I fucking love this.
Aaron Fisher
>be level 31*
>stuck with Timmy, Billy, and Little Sarah
Jesus fuck at least give me my prestige brothers.
Gabriel Adams
>be level 15
>always get against Lv60, Lv80, 95+
what the fuck is wrong with the pairing system. Well, I fare well enough, but I can feel a difference in strength nonetheless
Bentley Robinson
You know what, no fuck that. I turn my head for one fucking second and you three get wiped and that happened twice over the course of that twice. How the fuck is that even possible.
Logan King
fucking awesome, dude!
Connor White
fuck
Joseph Sanchez
>I can see my entire team is alive
>kill 3 guys head on by myself
>4th one gets me
>No biggie, my crew can clean up
>they're nowhere close to where I was and now half the map isn't our color anymore
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE FUNCTION
Grayson Flores
>me and my bud duo queue during the Knights vs Mages splatfest
>femocto in our group, full knight gear and using a gatlin gun
>maps arent suited for it but she goes full force
>alright.png
>play tons of matches together
>slowly start synergizing our playstyles
>she realizes when we're giving her an opening and backup for when we rush enemy territory
>gets revenge kills for when we get splatted
>booyahs with us at match start
>map change, back to lobby
I hope you're doing well, octogirl. Continue being the best lady knight you've always been
Jordan Lopez
Asher Wood
You faggots better be playing for this to be so dead.
Nicholas Harris
I took a break
Leo Ortiz
no one in this gay thread wanted to group with me after multiple posts
Kayden Barnes
I'm sorry man
Lincoln Turner
Anthony White
>Have the lead in the last second. Enemy have there bombs out and it go off when the clock reach it limit.
Fuck this game. You allow bombs to go off once the time run out, but you don't let Ink Storm do it thing. Seriously fuck this game logic.
Elijah Long
Should let brellas go off too
Adrian Richardson
Everything should be allow to continue. Why the fuck does one class get special treatment, while others have to respect the rules of the clock? I'm so mad right now, it's not even funny.
Evan Jenkins
So, what are the essential clothes perks fo you?
Lincoln Campbell
Object Shredder
Owen Roberts
>go back and watch Splatoon 1 footage
>everybody is the same default ass woomy
Man I had forgotten how things used to be. I find most of the new hairstyles hideous so I've always been classic woomy in Splatoon 2 anyway.
Jaxson Wright
Pearlie is that you?
Grayson Harris
Some old E3 footage...
Isaiah Baker
Makes me wish I had footage from when I first played the game
Justin Perry
Was he gaining ink just for being in squid form and not having to be submerged?
Austin Martinez
I was a Yebbie for 1 and 2 up until OE came out. I just didn't particularly care to be a woomy.
Isaiah Russell
You always gain ink when not shooting
Gabriel Bailey
Yeah. I think the demo was more generous because it was the first time ever being shown.
Adam Gomez
Well you naturally gain ink over time even when not in your own ink, just at a really slow rate. Probably just values adjusted for that one E3.
Caleb Long
I was pretty much a woomy in 1 and 2 until Octo Expansion because we could finally be octos at that point
Cooper Martinez
I know that but it was pretty much the same rate as being inside ink
Nathaniel Thomas
>get sploosh and ss jr on team
>they're too scared to push up
Jayden Thompson
why's that?
David Martinez
But Im already tracer.
Nathaniel Taylor
Maybe in Splatoon 3 user maybe in Splatoon 3, for now I'm just happy I can play as an Octoling.
Nathan Phillips
>they're painting every square inch around your spawn two minutes into the match
Nathaniel Lopez
Weird thing is, I wasn't part of the MAKE OCTOS PLAYABLE camp. It would've been cool if it happened but I could take it or leave it, though I did see how many people really wanted it to happen. Then OE actually happened and I fell in love. It always comes when you least expect it, don't it?
No reason in particular, I merely didn't care enough to switch to a female MC. Woomies are definitely cute and they were a huge selling point for Splatoon when it came out. I was personally sold when the testfire happened so it was more of a bonus to me than anything else. Woomies are nice but I didn't go fanatical over them like everyone else did. I appreciate the character design and the lewds, at the very least.
Austin Cruz
Just found you in a game BB! you guys sweeped me and my newbie friend up tho :(
Adam Reyes
I suck
Samuel Cox
>Splatoon 3
So when's it coming lads? My.gut says we'll be waiting till Switch 2.but that's probably still like three years away at best. I dun wanna wait that long for more precious woomy and veemo.
Oliver Cooper
Jace Myers
>play mirror match on Shifty
>get put on the left side
That was a weird experience
Samuel Campbell
I've only been on the left side, even in mirror matches. Right must be something else.
Isaac Cox
>can`t kill shit or play aggressive
>2170
Getting carried hard! Thank you guys for breaking my personal record.
Asher Powell
Tortoise is going to lose, right?
Luke Scott
wrong
Jackson Lewis
Not really having fun playing, even when i winning.
Being backline/support really sucks
Nathaniel Bell
>got to King in about and hour and a half
>constantly 10x and 100x Tortoise wins on the news feed
I'd honestly be shocked if they did.
Noah Baker
Anecdotal evidence means nothing when japs account for at least 75% of the playerbase.
Owen Taylor
Dropped the game near last Xmas, I remember Pearl winning fucking everything. What happened, what is this new system?
Ayden Evans
>have a 10+ losing streak at 2nd rank
must be nice being gud
Ryder Reyes
Will the Splatoon 3 campaign be Octo Expansion level or will they hold out on us for DLC again?
Kevin Perry
>play support
>get matched with someone who works with you well
Isaiah Bell
Matthew Lewis
some woomy pictures give me a good sense of the thickness of the head tentacles and it makes me really horny more than any loli body shit. just the TENTACLE thiccness H hh
Owen Adams
The most appealing part of the Woomy has always been the cute beak/fangs. They give her a mischevious tilt that I've always loved.
Thomas Lee
kamefags are 2slow
Jayden Davis
>Lose
>Lose
>Lose
>"A communication error has occurred"
I want to fucking kill myself
Aaron Cox
I wanna FUCK Marie
I wanna paint her INKHOLES with my mangoo
Brandon Ross
I want to hug marie
Matthew Morgan
No you don't
Benjamin Baker
Nothing but mirror matches. Where did all the hare niggers go?
Austin Carter
I wish I was a squid
i want to cuddle up with other squids and flop around and yell loud and be happy with other happy folks
Austin Campbell
You're depressed
Thomas Morgan
Most of us are. We wouldn't be on this shithole if we were well adjusted people.
Ryan Perez
All my dreams lately have just been me cuddling in a pile of like ten or so squids and octos and napping
Landon Hill
I wish you were a squid too
So I could chop your arms and legs and watch you try to move around with your floppers
Gavin Barnes
I only need one octo in my life.
Jordan Davis
Robert Edwards
Fuck you, I'm a happy son of a bitch
Jose Gomez
Most doesn't mean all you happy retard.
Daniel Campbell
Good, I'm glad you're depressed
Jackson Butler
Love you too user.
Oliver Russell
Anyone want to team up?
Andrew Butler
Liam Phillips
>finally get grouped with some good players
>communication error
Jonathan Carter
When does splatfest last to? Is it just today?
Jason Turner
I'm seeing a crapload of art for this splatfest. Where was this avalanche during the medieval splatfest? There was art, but not nearly this much.
Luke Bell
17 and a half hours
Leo Ward
Because this one has bunnies, and that can depicted as either cute or sexy apparel
Samuel Diaz
good. that means i can take a break and still get hare queen later.
Lucas Kelly
Just don't forget
Logan Hill
Three questions
Why is Splatoon music so bad?
I reached Tortoise King today, did i do good?
Why do Marina looks like a Mexican?
David Watson
Witches has the exact same thing going for it.
Isaiah Allen
>why is Splatoon music so bad
Imagine, just IMAGINE having taste this bad. Imagine it anons.
John Carter
cute
bunny
boys
Julian King
You are garbage and have garbage taste. Never pick my team ever again
James Carter
I don't feel the same way, maybe on the cute side, but not the other.
Parker Foster
Dia de Los Muertos Marina makes me feel funny.
Ayden Gutierrez
>no matter how many times you mash "This Way!" they're only response is "Booyah!" or "Ouch" from randomly falling off the map or getting sneaked on
I wish you there was a way to actually call people out on your team for being fucking idiots
Nathaniel Bennett
The sex appeal definitely is a good reason why this Splatfest gets more art than that splatfest
Lincoln Ortiz
>Why is Splatoon music so bad?
i know Yea Forums is full of oil pastel eating zoomers but this is fucking ridiculous
Logan Cruz
Clearly you don't know enough sexy witches.
I wanted mostly cute octo witches, though.
Jaxon Walker
This post sucks.
Who’s your favorite splatband, Yea Forums?
Noah Evans
ABXY
Ryan James
Sashimori.
I love the fact they have some little homeless kid in the band.
Isaac Diaz
>entire team just sits on our half of the map and never pushes up the entire fucking game
>other team paints the entite fucking conveyor floor while my gaggle of retards sits on their ass the whole game
Zachary Morgan
>it's a god charger locks your whole team down episode
Nicholas Nelson
fuck you senda
Hunter Lopez
>playing splatfest
>get teamed with mexinigger senda
Aaron Howard
>playing salmon run
>get teamed with senda
yeah i really didnt want my profresh rank anyway
Cameron Bell
there was plenty
Owen Gomez
Don't you have somewhere else to shitpost?
Kevin Moore
shut up senda or ill block you
Elijah Johnson
senda stole her nintendo switch online subscription, thats all mexicans do anyway
Zachary Garcia
block senda if you play with her
Hudson Taylor
who the fuck is senda?
Landon Moore
Not enough. The bunny art is already eclipsing my magic art.
Logan Bailey
senda sucks off mexicans to afford rent
Nathan Cooper
3/4 salmon run lobby open, anyone can join except senda
Matthew Sanders
senda needs to be jailed for her crimes against humanity
William Hernandez
>/ink/ is here
Well fuck threads over I guess
Carson Roberts
senda stop spreading your mexican swine flu everywhere
Cameron Robinson
Is this what /vg/ autism looks like? It's been so long.
Easton Thomas
senda i want your greasy chimichanga
Logan Torres
/ink/ vs Yea Forumssplat when?
Daniel Roberts
senda will give you hiv
Landon Scott
senda is team tortoise because she is fat and slow
Owen Johnson
Can I still get the winter items?
Jeremiah Powell
turn on cnn senda just got caught in a drug deal with the mexican mafia
Brody Baker
Try scrolling through all the Splatoon 2 news feed articles. They added that feature so it might be possible to open the game through them.
Jordan Lewis
You can order them off of other players.
Jaxon Sullivan
wow senda look at how youre ruining this website
Kevin Davis
senda shoves squids in her ass and rolls them into a tortilla
Gabriel Powell
>3 enemies splatted
>1v4
>whole team shoots at the guy at the same time
Poor bastard
Noah Bell
>3v4
>senda cant stay alive
Alexander Cooper
senda hacks splatfest results but she still always loses
Anthony Scott
i lost a 10x by .1% tonight
Blake Wilson
>bringing drama into a Yea Forums thread
Fuck off to /vg/, you're just as bad as the /xivg/ fags who start posting their shit characters on Yea Forums XIV threads
Leo Long
we need to tell the mods to ban senda immediately before she causes harm to us
Owen Clark
That's the weird thing, I was able to get the Halloween items that way yesterday, but the article for the winter items is not showing (EU by the way). Even weirder is that "all articles" shows less than just the overview for some reason.
Carter Howard
senda is a mexican nigger neanderthal and she needs to be banned
Grayson Green
Did they increase the frequency of 10x battles? I've been getting a shitload, when I normally only get 2 or 3
Landon James
senda eats loads of shit
Justin Evans
>die once
>entire team forgets how to play turf war
Austin Watson
senda i know youre reading this, think about what youve done to destroy innocent lives
Luke Martin
I have never got ANY kind of special match. no x10 OR x100 Not fucking once. what the fuck
Asher Smith
senda lags because she has dial up mexico internet
Noah Torres
>get Hare mirror
>it's a team of Japanese cyborgs that absolutely buttfuck us
Hopefully they're squashing tortoiseniggers with the same efficiency, Jesus Christ.
Bentley Edwards
senda runs like speedy gonzales
Brandon Davis
hey senda?
Chase Clark
senda is a negrologist
Elijah Carter
Do they play nothing but Splatoon all day, every day?
James Cooper
>start a lobby
>senda joins
blocked
Angel Cox
That's weird. Maybe if you restarted your Switch?
That's what I was thinking. I've gotten at least 6 10x battles today. I've never been in one before this splatfest.
Jonathan Evans
Isaac Ross
I will try again later. Restarting a console to update an externally run newsfeed seemed like an odd idea.
I also still need to run some salmons later. I want that sailor cap. Seriously, the sailor outfits are some of the cutest in the game.
Isaiah Hall
We have 10 days left in the month, how did you not have it by now?
>the sailor outfits are some of the cutest in the game.
I dressed up my veemo as one immediately. I didn't change it until the splatfest started.
Austin Fisher
>mexican on my team
>lose
thanks senda
Jordan Davis
>Havent played plsatoon since Mon hunter Gen XX came out
>bored so boot it up for easter spkatfest
>SHIT LOAD OF NEW EAPONS AND SPECIALS
>added back ATTACK UP for main weapons
Is the meta as good as it was in splatoon 1 or are there limits to how strong you can make your main weapon?
Casue i may need to reamake some of my old splatoon 1 builds since we have attack power up now
Someone give me some info
Christopher Robinson
i reported senda for throwing
Jonathan Cooper
Anyone else play different music while playing? I wish there were audio sliders in this game
Gabriel Nguyen
I do not actually play Splatoon much. I just don't have the time to play games this intensively anymore. Too many things to take care off after an 8 hour shift. The last time I played actively was Witches vs. Knights.
Michael Morales
i heard senda plays the game with mariachi music
Gabriel Jenkins
>Paying for online
Nathaniel Baker
senda rapes octopus
James Long
they need it to keep the servers running smoothly
Aiden Diaz
senda we cant carry you anymore please leave
Zachary Morgan
Fuck no, I love hearing Pearl and Marina sing.
Best go get it, then.
Ethan Parker
ur the retard. that ink doesnt even count towards the resultd
Colton Adams
>He thinks Nintendo use servers
It is all p2p naive boy
Jayden Gonzalez
I like the music, but after playing so long, I want to hear something different every now and again
Jonathan Gray
matchmaking uses servers
Nolan Russell
So in the year or so since they've been added, I have never had a SINGLE x10 or x100 match during a splatfest..What the hell am I doing wrong?
Lucas Scott
>Peer to Peer
>Servers
Wat?
Nicholas Green
Considering you can only hear these songs once a month, and they'll be gone after July? I'll enjoy them for as long as I can.
Jose Perez
Not playing with me
Isaac Brown
>stomp shit in a mirror match
>remember that those guys are gonna go off to face hare teams
>will probably keep getting stomped
Hunter Green
Just played and won my first ever 10x battle. I've personally had a pretty successful Splatfest but I'm not confident about Hare's chancea considering how many Tortoise wins I've seen in the news feed.
Gabriel Martinez
It's never a good feeling, but at least you personally can stomp.
Matthew Edwards
>roller tries to roll over someone looking right at him
Isaac Jones
Owen Watson
Congra-
>Hare
Fuck you, user!
Ayden Bennett
Now now, no need to be hostile.
Jaxson Davis
Dumb smug octo
Juan Long
John Moore
Josiah Brooks
>remember the first global testfire
youtube.com
We all thought the roller was so cheap and OP in those days, goodness me.
Grayson Thompson
Who's we? I adapted to those fuckers after about an hour.
Leo Nguyen
You seriously don't remember the threads? It was nonstop bitching about the roller.
Connor Johnson
I saved this back in 2015, my man. I was around since the beginning, and I stand by my statement.
Robert Perez
Quack
Lincoln Rivera
Speaking of being here sincr the beginning, I'm currently watching one of those Jap Splatoon holo concerts on Youtube and marveling about how far we've come, not even the most optimistic people predicted it would take off nearly as much as it has.
Charles Jenkins
Inklings
Octoling girls aren't as cute and the boys look like huge faggots.
Ian Lewis
It's truly come a long way in such a short amount of time. There's merch out the ass that we don't get, constant online events, magazine tie-ins for game content, Smash inclusion almost immediately, and concerts for not one but two fictional pop idol duos. It's downright mind boggling and I'm glad it's become such a sensation.
Lucas Taylor
>Octoling girls aren't as cute
Of course not. They're cuter.
Dominic Gonzalez
I wish it has more international appeal
Christopher Ramirez
I wonder when Splat 3 hits, will they introduce yet another set of idols or give us more of the existing ones? On the one hand the more new characters they make the more new merch and shit they can push, on the other hand they might stretch themselves a bit thin if they just keep adding more and more characters.
Gabriel Fisher
Julian Hill
>start playing after hours
>get amazing fucking teammates
Eli Roberts
All the Timmys are in bed now, time for the nolifes and Japs to come out, or even worse, the Jap nolifes.
Jackson Hughes
The game moved Wii Us over in the west and it's a no-brainer for most Switch owners so I'd say it definitely has appeal. It's not going to be rabid like the japanese but the audience is clearly here. I just wish they let us have some of the goodies.
Half of me wants a Squid Sisters comeback, the other one wants a completely new group. Maybe a full band this time?
That's why I got to Champ in about an hour last night. Getting to King after waiting up was a hassle.
Brandon Morris
>waiting up
Waking up, damn it.
Asher Evans
I don't think I've ever 180'd on a character harder than I did Pearl after the Octo expansion. I love the little gremlin so much now, I'll be sad to see her go if they do push her and Marina out of the spotlight next game.
Logan Gomez
I was already warming up to her by the end of the first splatfest. OE pushed her into based tier. Marina still a best.
Lucas Hill
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖT :DDDDD
Adrian Rivera
>enemy team
>10+ win streak
>beat them
Ayden Adams
I have no idea how the win streak counters work, I've lost matches and still have the game tell me I'm on a win streak in the next one.
Cameron Robinson
Colton Lopez
It goes by the player who has the highest ongoing streak. You can hop lobbies every match and still raise a streak
Henry Ward
Isaiah Thomas
>Moray soon
fuck
Hunter Hernandez
Why did they have to bring back the least fun map? Why?
Bentley Wilson
>they put it in Splatoon 2
>it's the map for Smash
>they'll most likely port it to every single Splatoon game from now on
I fucking hate the Japanese race sometimes
William Sanchez
>rangelets
Aaron Roberts
RIP Urchin Underpass
Gavin Allen
>funlet
Easton Cooper
I use chargers, fucker. Doesn't make the map any less tedious. In a game based around movement and freedom, traversing it is huge slog and it's not particularly enjoyable even if you're winning.
The Reef wishes it as Urchin Underpass.
Justin Martin
UU is the absolute OG Splatoon stage and it's a fucking travesty that it isn't in the game but fucking Moray made it back instead.
Ian Campbell
I love inky little boys and girls
Samuel Johnson
It's just not fucking fair. Like everything else wrong in the world, I blame the japanese.
Matthew Reed
Octogirls are literal sex.
Benjamin Edwards
>there are people out there who actually fucking play male characters in Splatoon instead of precious Woomy and Veemo
I can't even comprehend the absolute lack of taste it would take to look at the character models side by side and choose the males.
Jason Gutierrez
Afroling's based though
now if only the japs would let us have the suits
Henry Watson
Please don't lewd my baby.
Dominic Cook
She lewds herself
Alexander Fisher
Don't be naive user she lewds herself in her winposes. She's a grown woman now, it's time to let her live her own life.
Easton Cooper
What utter nonsense. Just look at this pure creature.
She is but a child. She can do whatever she wants once she grows up.
James Russell
She's being corrupted by her time on the surface. Inklings are hedonistic sluts, they're teaching her all sorts of lewd things when she hangs out with them in the square.
Andrew Morris
Wyatt Wood
>"God I swear if this faggot doesn't shut the FUCK up"
Christopher Bennett
No child of mine would go out dressed like one of those little savages. She's a good girl and I know it.
Tyler Martinez
I'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to my daughter as a savage, she's just an independent girl.
Joseph Cruz
Every game. Every fucking game my team doesn't rush mid on shifty. Like, the first time, yeah, it wasn't apparent how the stage works. But holy fuck.
Jace Rogers
Like I haven't heard that before.
>someone on the other team invades our side of the station
>the other 3 waste their fucking time trying to kill just one guy
>one usually dies anyway while the other 3 foes go nuts on mid
How can such a good stage attract such horrible people?
Caleb Russell
All Woomy and Veemo deserve our love.
Xavier Williams
Fair's fair, I'm not one to stop affection from being spread. I just love her so much.
Ayden Nelson
Marie's maries.
John Edwards
mammaries
Brayden Evans
I wanna Marie her Maries
Mason Bailey
>going to have to wait until Splatoon 3 for another Splatoween
I don't know if I can hold out until then.
Landon Moore
I'm really dreading the end of Splatfests bros. I have the sinking feeling it's gonna be a pretty long wait for Splatoon 3 and I don't want it to be true.
Christopher Torres
I just don't know why it has to end so soon. There's no way Splatoon 3 is coming in the near future, it's just too damn early when everyone is still playing 2. I can understand if they'll want to take a break or give a B-team responsibility for a spin-off. But just keep the events going for maybe another year? It can't be that difficult.
Henry Richardson
If they don't wait till Switch 2 I could maybe see Splatoon 3 in 2020, they usually have a blazing fast turnaround between announcement and release for these games. I don't think it'll happen though, 2021 at the earliest is what I see realistically happening.
Ian Rodriguez
I hope not. They could totally wait until Switch 2 to release another Splatoon, seeing as how alive it still is, but I hope they either put another one out or do some life support for it
Jason Foster
It just doesn't make sense when loads of games get years of support before stopping and getting sequels. Everyone understood for Splatoon 2 since Wii U was a dead console but this isn't going to die down anytime soon. It and Smash are the main reasons to even pay for online.
Adam Hernandez
>go on a long streak with some random
>two guys leave
>gets replaced with mouthbreathers
>lose to some retarded Sploosh team
Christian Scott
Carter Cook
hello fellow squids
John Baker
context?
Dylan Sanders
Why is he making such an obscene gesture?
Jace Rodriguez
he wants to have sex
Blake Robinson
He's gonna go rape a veemo
Asher Carter
Time to shoot a fucking squid, then.
Ayden Myers
Obviously not rape, he's asking someone if they want to have sex with him. Probably asking a boy too.
Robert Edwards
Main power up is only damage up on certain weapons, and it doesn't tend to give too much damage up overall anyway. Only lets you three shot with the splash-o if you have three mains of it, for example. Plus on a lot of weapons it just increases accuracy while jumping.
You can see what it does for each weapon here splatoonwiki.org
As for the meta otherwise, I have no fucking idea.
Not so sure about that, I paid attention to results to try and test if it did matter or not. There was one match where we had the entire locked platform painted but we were pushed back into our side at the end. Normally it would have been maybe a 65-35 win for them, but we won instead.
Josiah Hughes
Ever since the splash screen on tbe original Wii U I've wanted a room for my Woomy to decorate with various odds and ends. Considering how much of the team worked on Animal Crossing this seems like such a no brainer.
Adrian Howard
He's signaling to his weyyo buddy to hold her down for him
John Gonzalez
Callie is lucky
Chase Thomas
Still can't believe they didn't add that in. There needed to be something else to spend all your useless money on and squids would very naturally want their rooms to look fresh as fuck.
Robert Myers
Brayden Reyes
I had other autistic ideas that never panned out as well. Like friends list functionality being handled in game via your squid's cell phone, friends could ping you to join matches and it would act like your woomy is getting a call on her phone, with slightly versions of the battle songs playing as ringtones for the phone.
Nathan Hall
Shit, that sounds rad. I don't get it, Nintendo of all people finally created a franchise centered around the youth and modern technology that I don't hate and they're not even fully capitalizing on it.
Blake Brown
When does it end?
Michael Jenkins
About 12 hours.
splatoon2.ink
Christian Rivera
Oh, 4 hours if you're in europe.
Colton Cooper
where was all the little witch academia crossover art?
Bentley Thomas
Was this the first splatfest where burgers started last? I always that we went early
Oliver Cooper
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Isaac Wright
I unfriended everyone who used him as their profile icon
Benjamin Cruz
>Half of me wants a Squid Sisters comeback, the other one wants a completely new group. Maybe a full band this time?
Imagine if they took one of the rock bands, and set the main hub area in a dingier part of town. Gave the whole game a pop punk aesthetic
Blake Turner
Back in Splatoon 1.
David Watson
Based and witch pilled
Noah Adams
It only even exists because I requested it. You'd think there would be a lot of overlap between fans of the two but it would seem I was mistaken. I can only image the sort of art that could be made nowadays.
Wyatt Wood
Eli Kelly
I like this. Could make Grizzco expanded too, since that's shady already
Justin Russell
Nothing matters but speed and snipers will never be as good as on 1
Josiah Morris
Nicholas Bailey
Goddammit, the shitters are waking up. I'm starting to get teammates with zero kills and no turf at all.
Jack Rivera
I just noticed in Salmon Run. Had one really good one but after that it's shitters all around.
Easton Jones
It's why I mainly play in the dead of night, when the Timmies slumber.
Henry Gray
What the fuck is a timmy?
Kayden Mitchell
The literal children that play the game.
Bentley Morales
sorry
David Ortiz
What the hell kind of lingo is that? It sounds absurd.
Andrew Campbell
Ever heard of "Little Timmy"?
Landon Campbell
Who hasn't? Still seems pretty dumb.
Easton Foster
SQUID COCK
Samuel Ross
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU USELESS FUCKS THAT CAN'T GET A SINGLE KILL
Xavier Phillips
Well, that was a fun splatfest. I guess it's over now
Michael Morgan
Still going on in EU, but I'm only getting mirror matches right now.
Hudson Young
>it's over now
What?
Christopher Gomez
see
Jacob James
Way to quote me, user.
Jayden Smith
Newfag here. How do those 10x (and 100x I guess) battles unlocks? Is it random, or does your team have to get multiples victories in a row?
Nicholas Nelson
what?
Cameron Rodriguez
Shit's random, though from what I can tell it's a lot more likely to happen now. I'd never been in one before this splatfest.
Jackson Williams
It's random, they count as if your side won 10(0) battles also the latest ones get their winners publicly shown on the plaza one the "choose your side terminal"
pic is an example
got 2 this splatfest
Cooper Stewart
forgot pic
Michael Martin
Finally Tortoise King. I can relax with some salmon run now before bed.
>Hazard Level MAX
Fuck yeah.
Anthony Long
>Reached 500
Good enough
Fuck this game
Being average really fucking sucks.
Jose Baker
More Marie's maries
Joseph Foster
the front woomy needs to learn how to behave in front of a camera
Jose Bennett
>HAZARD LEVEL MAX again
YES
Lucas Wood
>Two people on the team DC
>Third one rage quits
Angel Reyes
>enemy names are all small written
Easy Win
>enemy names are some cryptic bullshit
Getting stomped
Alexander Walker
I forgot about salmon run
Daniel Fisher
Squids are so unreasonably lewd.
Evan Sullivan
what are those squids doing??
Samuel Robinson
sauce
Gabriel James
Watching your veemo grow up into a beautiful young lady.
Leo Brooks
It feels like the turf in the lockbox counts for less
Connor Campbell
Oliver Adams
Gracias.