How do we stop celebrity cult-ure?

Gay

kill yourselfs

Based and monsterpilled.

it's ninja, the most popular Fortnite streamer.

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>energy drinks
I still don't understand why people drink this shit.

It's "yourselves", you illiterate tumor.

Great pre-workout and good for studying/working

isnt energy drinks prohibited under 18? His auditory is 99% under 18yo. Pretty terrible decision. Ninja has no appeal to gamers or normies.

If you need an energy drink to stay awake, you're weak and lack foresight.

and burping all workout? No, thx.

If you never get sleepy during anything you're probably a need or have no hobbies. Some people unlike you actually spend their whole day doing energy consuming things

kys you are selves

>falling for the sugar jew

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>Great pre-workout
No it isn't. This shit is literally killing your body.
>good for studying/working
If you want an extra bit of sugar to kickstart your brain, eat some chocolate.

>No it isn't
Yes it is.
>If you want an extra bit of sugar to kickstart your brain, eat some chocolate.
Monster Zero has 0 sugar. It's about the caffeine.

Pfft i bet a pussy like you couldnt even keep down a shot of berry schnapps

What the fuck is a "need"?
And no I just plan properly, and know how to get more energy without the use of energy drinks.

>fuck, somebody pointed out that I'm retarded
>better act like I'm being retarded intentionally!

Humans have existed for thousands of years before the creation of energy drinks. All hunter gatherers needed was some sleep and some food and they were good to go. Literally just try harder.

You think that's bad, the biggest youtuber in my country is a lets player with clickbait thumbnails, has all kinds of school sponsored stuff, backpacks, literal easter eggs, a whole line of merchandise and a fucking trading card game dedicated to himself

People have lived for centurys without energy drinks or refined sugar.

You don't need it.

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Well, since this thread will probably be pruned soon I might just ask now. Has anyone tried drinking this? Because I have and it's fucking awful.

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>needing an energy boost to get through the day
low energy lmao

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>faggy drinks
>proceeds to drink diet
how's your boyfriend?

>isnt energy drinks prohibited under 18?
Nigga what? I've been buying them from time to time since I was 13

All energy drinks taste awful, especially monster zero. Way too sweet for me. I'll stick to green tea and coffee.

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NEET, you moron.
>no I just plan properly
There is no "planning properly" if you have to do a shit ton of things in one day.
>You only should do things you need
Why are you here then? Why don't you drink anything but water and only eat bread, vegetables and meat? Fuck off hypocritical idiots. You would know how useful energy drinks are if you your day wouldn't consist of doing 2 things max. Try staying at max energy when you spend half of your day working, then going to the gym and THEN studying for hours, retarded NEETs

>cult-ure
You think you are smart, but the word "culture" actually means "cult".

>people have lived for centuries without electricity
>you don't need it

>green tea and coffee
yikes bro. Just drink water.

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reminder that being addicted to caffeine = never gonna make it

I used to dislike Monster Zero but it kinda grew on me. I only drink maybe one every month though. Last time I drank one it was when DMC5 released

>Drinking something with creatine when all you're going to do is sit at the computer
How fat are you? btw Bang sucks nigger

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For starters don't acknowledge it and don't make threads about this shit.

That was a monstruosity, tried it day one cause i worked at a supermarket, never had to restock it since nobody bought that shit

I remember in Germany you have to be above 15 to buy one

i know who tiger woods is, because he punched a woman and he was literally on all the golf games for ps2. no clue who the other faggots are, lol get rekt and forgotten in culture niggers.

based boomer *sips*

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People have lived for centuries without hospital, surgeries or antibiotics you retarded faggot. Doesn't mean their quality of life was good.

Fucking hell get out of here with that shit. Humans have existed before transportation as well, are we weak for using it? You arent convincing anyone. all youre doing is downplaying some of the hardships and challenges our species had to go through

>Grew up in the 80's and 90's when being a gamer was 'weird'.
>Miss those small groups of gamers, we were tight knit because there weren't many of us. Made great friends, everything was exciting, challenging and every generation brought new innovation and ideas.
>Faster forward to 2010's.
>Every fucking faggot is a "gamer".
>Cunts with mobile.
>Kids with lets-players.
>Manchildren with streamers.
>Sensationalist faggotry in games journalism and youtube "e-celebs".
>Paypiggy chinks everywhere warping the landscape of gaming.

None of this shit is video games. REAL video games.

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kickstart is obviously the only way to go.

This is also true but your comparing apples to Oranges.

Electricity does a lot more for you than sugar water and chemicals

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>Gamers.
>Athletes.
LMAO!

>All these meme lovers seriously saying they started drinking Monster Zero because "muh memes"
weak minded faggots, all of you.

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>weak minded faggots
>posts muh hilarious onions wojak

>better act like I'm being retarded intentionally!
if you seriously couldn't fucking tell my dude you have severe autism or you're just thick

That's not how this works. I don't give money to Coca-Cola to be hip with the epic memers.

It’s not supposed to be hilarious.

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Thats totally how it works. You might not be weak minded in the same way, but you still are a weak minded faggot who posts the same memes everyone else does because "muh wojak"

*sips*

All of them have actual names but the zoomer jewtube faggot.

then drink coffee you retard
>0 sugar
but has a ton of artificial sweetener

>then drink coffee you retard
I don't have a reason to. Imagine giving this much of a fuck about others drinking caffeine, literal autism

Stop endorsing this

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More like pre-hospital. I feel like I'm going to die after drinking a monster now at 28 years old

Imagine being a living redbull ad.

By not posting threads about it all the fucking clock round

would have been a /thread from me if you had only said women and minorities

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Imagine giving this much of a fuck about what some random anons say. Energy drinks suck dick.

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*sips*
Yup, you tell em

Redbull Sugar Free is better then Monster Zero Ultra.

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>energy drinks
Just get some rest and eat well lmao

Objectively wrong

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I just like the taste of some of the energy drinks, I don't actually drink this shit for energy because I never feel any difference anyway

Imagine being these real sports people, they trained and worked their asses off and sacrificed to get at their lofty positions and suddenly here comes Ninja, this short blue haired faggot who makes millions playing video games for children is just flossing over what it means to be a influential sports person, i'd be asking Tiger Woods for a Driver just so i can cave Ninja basedfag face in.

Or just drink coffee if you want a lot of caffeine with no calories.
*sips freshly brewed aeropress coffee*