SATURDAY NIGHT/MORNING MOTHERFUCKER

>PLAYAN
Touhou EoSD, PCB and IN
>WATCHAN
namasensei
>LISTENAN
rave.dj mashups
>READAN
ひらがな
>EATAN
Bread
>DRINKAN
Coffee
>FAPPAN
Maybe later
>FEELAN
Motivated

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>all these people not drinking water

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>PLAYAN
CSGO
>WATCHAN
nothan
>LISTENAN
Massive Attack
>READAN
Yea Forums
>EATAN
egg and rice pastries
>DRINKAN
just cracked open a beer
>FAPPAN
nothan
>FEELAN
FWB is still visiting family, can't talk about relatioship shit today either, I have until tomorrow to stress the fuck out. Gonna get drunk and high tonight and take my mind off it. Downloading an app to keep me from drunk texting/calling just in case.

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>PLAYAN
Smash, practicing some tech and maybe the Joker or Palutena MU a bit.
>WATCHAN
Space Dandy.
>LISTENAN
No clue.
>READAN
JoJolion.
>EATAN
Not too sure.
>DRINKAN
Coffee.
>FAPPAN
Not right now, probably huge titties or maybe even ERP
>FEELAN
I just want this weekend to be over.

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>PLAYAN
darkest dungeon
>WATCHAN
the zizek petersen debate
>LISTENAN
duke bluebeard's castle and the mask of orpheus
>READAN
berlin alexanderplatz
>EATAN
pork pie
>DRINKAN
red wine
>FAPPAN
not today
>FEELAN
ok

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>YouTube cancer
Like what?
>Fried chicken and kefir
Enjoy your diarrhea, tasty though
>Motivated
To do what, user?
> huge titties
Man of taste

>PLAYAN
The Witcher 3. Played a few hours of it at launch, now going back to it on PC this time. It's such a great looking game. Probably dip in and out of Overwatch too.

>WATCHAN
Louis Theroux docs

>EATAN
Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chili, easter eggs.

>DRINKAN
Coke Zero now, Heineken later.

>FAPPAN
Probably not

>FEELAN
Great! Off work til Tuesday and enjoying the memories of being a neet.

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>PLAYAN
nothing
>WATCHAN
nothing
>LISTENAN
nothing
>READAN
nothing
>EATAN
lasagne
>DRINKAN
water
>FAPPAN
probably
>FEELAN
bored as shit just began 2 week easter vacation and theres nothing to do no pc no laptop no consoles and my brother has cancer games on his pc (fortnite apex legends league)

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>PLAYAN
Drakengard and other PS2 stuff later
>WATCHAN
Jerma
>LISTENAN
Jerma
>READAN
This thread
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
Probably leftover pizza and soda later. I want to start eating healthier but it is so fucking hard when junk food is already in the house. I genuinely have an easy time just not buying it.
>FAPPAN
Mileena and BBWs earlier
>FEELAN
Going to sleep in a few. In general trying to turn my life around. Make some improvements, ask my crush out, start being productive.

>namasensei
Based. Love all his old videos. Smashed Update and PIIYM too. Shame how things went. Wish he would just come back.

I mean, it's all cancer. 9/10 videos are just people screeching at you to subscribe or give them money.

Today, it'll probably be skeletons from fighting, ThorHighHeels and maybe the less cancerous Cinemassacre or DYKG.

>>Motivated
>To do what, user?
To learn moon runes and to get better at touhou so I can get my first 1cc. Mainly the moon runes.

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>PLAYAN
YGOPRO beast life gain deck and some new vegas
>WATCHAN
cooking shit, maximillian dood, live pd, and yugioh 5ds
>LISTENAN
Harley Poe, Watsky, and David Bowie
>READAN
nothin
>EATAN
lemon lime tilapia
>DRINKAN
water and pineapple juice might go get a soda at 7/11
>FAPPAN
yaoi
>FEELAN
Meh gonna cook a cheesecake and soda bread for Easter tomorrow

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>>PLAYAN
subbed to swtor, enjoying it yet no idea if i should go sith warrior or the lighning guy
i wanna play sabre and lightning dow
>>WATCHAN
newest star trek episode in a couple of hours
>>LISTENAN
some chill electronic beats
>>READAN
this thread
>>EATAN
pizza
>>DRINKAN
water
>>FAPPAN
done
>>FEELAN
okay-ish
might get fired because i'm a dumb, lazy idiot
also got a text from my exgf asking me if i'm okay with her bringing her new bf to a party, even though she told me 2 weeks ago that she has someone new. no idea how to react honestly.

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>PLAYAN
Nothing yet, but probably Sma5h online.
>WATCHAN
yugioh duel monsters; on ep 52
>LISTENAN
nigger music
>READAN
6502 assembly guides
>EATAN
bacon, eggs and hash
>DRINKAN
water
>FAPPAN
platinum the trinity
>FEELAN
exhausted from work and glad to finally rest

>PLAYAN
Sekiro
>WATCHAN
Can't pay, we'll take it away
>LISTENAN
Only the dankest of jungle musics
>READAN
Yea Forums by channel 4
>EATAN
Gonna eat some brownies now, then a big chili wok dinner
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Pizza with lots of cheese
>FEELAN
Breddy gud

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>>FAPPAN
>Pizza with lots of cheese
what the fuck man

I mean, it's all cancer. 9/10 videos are just people screeching at you to subscribe or give them money.

Today, it'll probably be skeletons from fighting, ThorHighHeels and maybe the less cancerous Cinemassacre or DYKG.

If you can recommend any good YouTube channels, I'd love that user.

>PLAYAN
Kirby Star Allies
>WATCHAN
JoJo
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>READAN
Nothing
>EATAN
Dunno, probably something healthy since I spent the last 3 days eating trash.
>DRINKAN
Coffee
>FAPPAN
Already did
>FEELAN
Sleepy

>nigger music
As in decent music made by black people or actual jungle beats?

>PLAYAN
Assassin's Creed Odyssey
>WATCHAN
Attitude Era wrestling clips
>LISTENAN
Minus' new album
>READAN
A Fire Upon the Deep
>EATAN
Chocolate, gotta warm up for Sunday
>DRINKAN
White Tea
>FAPPAN
muh dik
>FEELAN
breddy gud :DD

That picture looks like a KMFDM album cover.

>PLAYAN
SoulCalibur 6
>WATCHAN
NOT TODAY
>READAN
assail by Ian essimont. A malazan book of the fallen story.
>EATAN
I don't know, I'll pick something
>DRINKAN
ALL THE COFFEE
>FAPPAN
to your tears
>FEELAN
pretty Damn well today, got a 3 and a half hour drive ahead of me, time to live innawoods for a few days.

>implying you wouldn't

get the fuck out with your pedo shit

Get the fuck out with your normalfag shit. Do you know where you are?

>muh cp
you absolute disgrace

There's another website on the internet where they share the same world views as you. It's called Reddit.
reddit.com/

Lmao not being a pedo means your a redditor?

both of you shut the fuck up with your squabble

>>PLAYAN
Always Play DJ Max Respect every Saturday
>>WATCHAN
Nothin
>>LISTENAN
Pandora Comedy channel
>>READAN
Notin
>>EATAN
Sausage
>>DRINKAN
Coffee
>>FAPPAN
Nutin, yet.
>>FEELAN
No work, yay!.

too hungover to argue user, please fap to something more normal

No, but since you're so overly sensitive and fragile, maybe Reddit is more suitable for you.

>PLAYAN
Smash
>WATCHAN
stream
>LISTENAN
random nujabes stuff apparently. not sure how it went that way listening to vidya music.
>READAN
thread
>EATAN
dunno about breakfast, probably a sandwich and fruit, maybe eggs.
>DRINKAN
water
>FAPPAN
exhentai.org/g/1301372/69ed1cd560/
>FEELAN
good, its raining outside so perfect day to try to stay cozy in my bed with vidya.

should've probably put
>smokan
for the 420blazeit faggots for today OP. I ain't one of them, but should be more considerate.

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>PLAYAN
Grim Dawn
>WATCHAN
Nothing right now
>LISTENAN
Random shit on spotify
>READAN
Grim Dawn lore
>EATAN
Breakfast w/ coffee
>DRINKAN
Coffee
>FAPPAN
Goth bitches
>FEELAN
Fan-fucking-tastic and god bless everyone in this thread; I hope you all have a good weekend with whatever you do and the comfiest video game you can find.

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No.

>so overly sensitive and fragile
>faps to literal cp
Dude...

WEED LMAO

And you're autistic, nice

Holy shit, imagine being so fucking butthurt over what some degenerate gets off to

>dude let him jack off to kids
....

>PLAYAN
Ninja Gaiden III
>WATCHAN
videos on youtube
>LISTENAN
Justice Der - Covers [Full Album]
>READAN
Nothing
>EATAN
Maybe some eggs and bacon
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Not in the mood right now
>FEELAN
High
Also, if any user works today, I feel sorry for you man

Weren't you already told to fuck off to reddit?

Not that guy but here are some of my favorites
Jerma
Sethbling
Danooct1
Brutalmoose
Kenny Lauderdale (not just because he's an user)
Oddheader
Dogen
Adam koralik
Townsend
Jenny Nicholson

Hope you have a great weekend as well user. Good taste in vidya and ladies.

off yourself for fapping to cp and being proud of it

Off yourself for being this buttblasted over fucking nothing

>over fucking nothing

And he keeps going

>caring about a shitpost
Neither of you deserve a you

>fruit for breakfast
Here's your (you)

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oh, well its usually an apple. whats wrong with eating some fruit with your breakfast?

>SoulCalibur 6
Who's your main? What's your opinion on reversal edge?

I haven't fapped for a whole week is it a sure sign of love?
should I deliberately fap to let loose?

>>PLAYAN
Sekiro. Just got to the final boss. Didn't try him too many times, seems manageable. Just want to make sure I'm not missing much seeing as I'm missing a few prayer beads.
>>WATCHAN
Nothing of note. Random YouTube videos.
>>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=MzQ5o7b7qf0
>>READAN
Yea Forums posts
>>EATAN
I had a muffin for breakfast. Trying to hold off snacking until lunch so I feel less fat.
>>DRINKAN
Had a monster, now sipping on water. Fighting the urge to drink my last monster.
>>FAPPAN
ERP
>>FEELAN
Fucking tired. Being a wagie hurts. At least I don't have to much actual work. Might call up a friend for that 4/20 later.

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>. Fighting the urge to drink my last monster.
your liver will thank you

you're mistaken and a newfag if you think Yea Forums is full of actual pedos. mostly feds used to post that shit anyway you tryhard newfaggot

>PLAYAN
baba is you
>WATCHAN
nothing
>LISTENAN
the relaxing sounds of the ocean on youtube
>READAN
nothing
>EATAN
nothing
>DRINKAN
berry tea
>FAPPAN
nothing
>FEELAN
relaxed as long as my mind doesn't think too much about life

how does it fell knowing every decent human being wants you to rot in jail

Just don't fap to cp, or this fucking guy will have a stroke

Guys I'm gonna play Morrowind. What's the most fun class to play as?

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WTF did I watch?

bless you user
she's either trying to make you jealous or just dumb, she shouldn't be asking you if you approve of her bringing her boyfriend if she's not with you anymore
download some games from itch.io or something
to be fair it is still better than not drinking anything

>PLAYAN
haven't played anything today yet, i'll probably play shadow of mordor later today if i feel like it
>WATCHAN + LISTENAN
udemy c++ course
>READAN
this thread
>DRINKAN
water
>FEELAN
i've finally decided to try and learn programming, i've decided that c++ seems like one of the better options for gamedev so that's what i'm learning
not sure where i'm really going with this but it's a start

>she shouldn't be asking you if you approve of her bringing her boyfriend if she's not with you anymore
she shouldn't which is why i'm thinking she's asking out of pity, which'd make things even worse

everyone wants you dead fucking pedo

>PLAYAN
Chain of memories
>WATCHAN
Classic Simpsons
>LISTENAN
Na
>READAN
Na
>EATAN
Not sure
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
I have no sexual desire
>FEELAN
Super odd. I just got my first paycheck from my new job and it’s so much money it feel like I did something wrong. I’m so use to living off ramen because my rent use to take my whole 2nd check for the month but this month I’m still going to have $1200 left.

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>PLAYAN
The Surge. It's actually a pretty competent soulslike, the harder enemies can be infuriating though
>WATCHAN
Some stream
>LISTENAN
He Is Legend
>READAN
Yea Forums
>EATAN
BBQ
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Not sure
>FEELAN
Decent. Weather is fantastic.

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You've been here for less than a decade, and you call me a newfag.
It feels so fucking good knowing all these retards are raging and crying just because I need to empty myself

Are you in love with someone? That can mess with the works sometimes. Personally the last time I got physical attention from a crush I had to jack off as soon as I got home and came so hard I got a headache.

>PLAYAN
Nothing, had a bike accident that resulted in 1 big open wound in my right hand and 2 smaller ones on my left. Also can barely walk.
>WATCHAN
Smash, random animal documentaries
>LISTENAN
Old school rock
>READAN
Yea Forums
>EATAN
Healthy food
>DRINKAN
Apple juice, yes, fuck you
>FAPPAN
Fat bellied guys of my age
>FEELAN
The accident sucks, but I feel pretty fucking good despite of it. Catching sun helped a lot.
I'm enjoying being alone, though I want to make an effort to enjoy the company of others again

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Same goes for (you)

Which course? Been working through Ben Tristem's C# course myself.

>PLAYAN
After a month of no gaming (just out of curiousity) Im going to finally start monster hunter on a 3ds I recenty bought. My newest handheld was the gba and i never played mh aswell, really curious an excited about both. Im a dinosaur when it comes to modern consoles.
About the no game month, my conclusion: yes, you have more time on your hands, but you need a bit of time to chill anyways (cant be productive all the time) , i instead started watching more tv series. Sometimes you just have 2-4 hours to burn and thats allright. Ill just try to not make it a daily thing as in the past 20 years, better draw instead.
>WATCHAN
Some medieval documentaries and lately caught up with hero academia, latest 10 episodes were a bit underwhelming but alright
>LISTENAN
Garret Williamson - I used you just as you said (soundcloud)

Good song to get productive to

And if I need more power:
Flwr - how we win
>READAN
Nothing
>EATAN
Food at my mums place, easter is for feast...er
>DRINKAN
Tea with stuff from the garden
>FAPPAN
/h/ always delivers
>FEELAN
A bit nervous. Gonna get a reply next week from a job Id love to have. Would really help in my current situation. Sunshine really pushes my good mood thankfully, jogging helps too

Enjoy your weekend Yea Forums

why don't you fucking stand in traffic hold a sign saying you are a sick freak who touches little kids if you are so proud of it see how many people agree with you

the guy who wanted attention gets loads of attention, imagine how much that will annoy him

whatever the case may be i think you shouldn't make too big of a deal out of it, both of you can do whatever you want
i've been recommended this free one by john purcell, i haven't seen much of it yet and i'm only at the hello world part so i'm not exactly sure if he does a good job or not
i have some limited c# knowledge myself, but i don't think i know enough to actually apply it to anything other than simple algorithms

I'm not proud. Why are you pulling shit out of your ass?

holy shit man, I used to roll rng to justify my fapping, but now its all different.
top jej

FYI it's one guy arguing with himself to draw attention to the thread because it was made way too early to survive normally. Carry on like normal and for the love of God respond to others and don't be the jackass that does the drive by you collecting.

>both of you can do whatever you want
sure. should i ask her why she's asking me?

There's at least two of us. I didn't even expect to trigger anyone today. Must be my lucky day.

>459242359
>jerks off to little kids
>argues with people saying he is more worthless than a shitstain
>DUDE IM NOT PROUD OF IT

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i don't think so, if she already made it weird just by asking that question i don't think you should delve too much into it

Another one

alright, i'll let her know that i don't care

fuck it im done with this disgusting piece of shit go kys before you touch another little kid

>PLAYAN
Team Fortress 2
>WATCHAN
AngriestPat vod of Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines
>LISTENAN
Castle Superbeast EP 11 when I feel like it
>READAN
Transformers MTMTE comics
>EATAN
Rice with pork
>DRINKAN
Milk and water lads
>FAPPAN
Not today
>FEELAN
Pretty alright, for once

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Get john gba lite app for mobile and play roms like advanced wars or fire emblem, those games are great to play on touchscreen

You know, being this angry over something on the internet that may not actually be true is not a good thing. Maybe you should see a doctor.

pls share, i'm hungry

maybe you should play in traffic

user: Doc I’m mad
Doc: why
user: some dude on the internet jacks off to underage girls
Doc: holy fuck what a shitbag, you should report him so he can spend the rest of his sick life behind bars.

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>Team Fortress 2
man i always miss those Yea Forums party vans because they happens pretty late for me and i can't get my friends to play with me, let alone play anything else other than csgo

155th channel
Wishing harm on others? Now I'm getting worried

>PLAYAN
Might play a little UNIST. I've really been off games for a while.
>WATCHAN
I was watching an anime a few months back, I'm not sure which, but I'm not watching any shows now. I might watch Ghost in the Shell or some shit.
>LISTENAN
Devo
>READAN
Haven't read much lately; don't have the environment for it.
>EATAN
Haven't eaten today. I should get on that.
>DRINKAN
Same.
>FAPPAN
Probably won't but if I do, it might be some Youthlust.
>FEELAN
Exhausted. Although I finally have a car again, it cost me all of my money, so I'm running absolutely broke for the next 3 weeks. I also have shit to fix on this car. Well, it beats having to get rentals and worry about losing my job.

i don't understand, shouldn't whatever someone jacks off to be fine as long as they don't try to fuck kids for real?

dude we get it you make more money now, learn to fucking invest

It’s only the morning but...
>PLAYAN
Might buy Resi Evil 2 or DMCV
>WATCHAN
Garbage TV. Cheaters right now.
>LISTENAN
Spotify whatever.
>READAN
Yea Forums mostly
>EATAN
Gonna treat my sister to breakfast at a Jewish deli cause she organized a nice birthday dinner for me last night.
>DRINKAN
Coffee as soon as I can
>FAPPAN
All the LiS threads got me feel that sort of way.
>FEELAN
Anons birthday messages meant a lot to me yesterday. Hoping the rest of my weekend goes well. Want to do a hike up in Harper’s Ferry but it’s a ways away and I’m sure the storms yesterday won’t make the trail great.

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>459243271
people who touch little kids are not people and they deserve to die

>Might play a little UNIST. I've really been off games for a while.
I'm thinking about picking this one up. How do you like it? Who do you main?

Is pedo falseflagging the ultimate form of shitposting?

I don't know what's going on here but this is pretty based

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Sorry dude eventually you will want to fuck a little girl and we do it.

>PLAYAN
DMC5, Ace Attorney, Smash.
>WATCHAN
penguinz0
>LISTENAN
Franz Ferdinand
>READAN
Nothing atm
>EATAN
Crackers
>DRINKAN
water
>FAPPAN
Lolis
>FEELAN
Went out earlier to buy DMC5, it's fucking baking hot

Invest in sucking his ballsack user. Let the dude have his small wagie glory.