Be gay

Pretty much, I get the usual action and some nice eye candy. Watching a character that's attractive for you in action is just pleasing.

Kingdom Hearts made me like boys.

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That's funny cause all the male characters are terribly written

I hate this pink fuckwad

They're incredibly cute though.

i don't think it's their writing that made him like boys

For me it was Splatoon, specifically the octolings

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>tfw no cuddly gaming bf

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I love dragons dogma so much.
>Make myself a cute self insert trap or female
>Make my pawn a huge 6'5 man with tons of muscles
>go on a journey together
And you can get married.

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>tfw no fat bellied bf to rest your head on as you play anime fighting games together

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Hey there

Give me a cute bf to play metal slug with!

you are a faggot and will die of AIDs

How big is it and what games do you play

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pornhub.com/users/meowiecat/videos
twitter.com/wowie_meowie

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pls

Where do you live user?

I wish girls were actually into chubby guys.

I miss chatting with meowie

I'm cuter than you

far away from anyone trying to pick me up on Yea Forums user

Well now's your chance before I go to bed.

>tranny
gross

That's okay. I never claimed to be the best at anything, I'm just me.
I am no tranny, just a boy.

Your videos and stuff have always been super easy to get off to desu. I usually end up using them whenever the links pop up.

friendly reminder that all faggots will eventually burn in the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity

>be bi
>like twinky cuties
>99% of games don't cater to this
>play a female instead

>pick a male character so I can stare at his bulge the whole game
>bulge is never shown 90% of the time

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I'll be sure to make another at some point in a few months after I'm done cutting.

You're a shit person.

>be same sex attracted
>also Christian
>badly want a bf and have sexual desires that I've repressed at the cost of my mental health (rarely masturbate because it's sinful, have wet dreams literally every other night--they're so disruptive and painful I'm drowsy the next day)
How do I get rid of same sex attraction? Prayer isn't working. I don't want to go to Hell but I can't take this anymore.

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Should rather get rid of sandjew religion

>be me, 13
>Looking at KH2 manual
>The back has a picture of Sora eating a popsicle, barefoot in the water
>whyboner.jpg
>go on internet
>discover Colorful Sky
>realize I'm bi
true story

nah you act like a tranny and you pretend to be a man

user-kun is mad because he came to me, Astolfo, before he knew I was a boy! Lick my feet clean, faggot.

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I wish I was a trap :-(

I can't change what I accept as truth.

>tfw you will never have cute, tall, skinny twink bf that teases you with his feet
why even live

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You're free to your own opinion.
Do what makes you happy, within reason. You're not going to hurt yourself or anyone else by spending your life with someone you love, as long as you truly love them. Repressing your feelings if unhealthy and won't make you happy and a fair and just God wouldn't punish someone for being true to themselves, so long as you're otherwise a good person and faithful.
Be happy with who you are user, I wasn't happy for a long time growing up as a feminine girly boy, but you need to learn to love yourself and play to your strengths.

Jesus died so you could be gay and non burn in hell user.
As long as you lead a good life you should be fine, you can't ungay yourself, as you've already said it's already taken a toll on your mental health, you should probably go see a therapist or something, maybe talk to some priests about it.
You can't "pray the gay away" sadly god doesn't work like that, you should just try to lead a good life with whatever he's given you.
I know it mentions in the bible at that one part or whatever but it's really not the biggest concern if it was it'd be in the 10 commandments.
Jesus forgives.

youtu.be/kMfggshW7bg

Just learn to accept that it isn't.

Yeah you can, nobody wants a retarded bf so you should educate yourself first

I mean, I've had people tell me I look extremely femine. I even had a few FB Friends say I'd make a good trap. I was mistaken for a girl a lot as a youth. I'm just really hairy lmao, I don't want to take pink-pills since I'm not trans but I don't necesarrilly like being masculine either.

Please do not have gay sex

>tfw you'll never lick astolfos cum off his feet

Understandable, have a nice day

But it's sexual immorality. Jesus is very clear about what he considers acceptable (man and woman), as is Paul (it's better to remain alone but if you're so strongly tempted marry a woman so that you won't fall into sexual immorality). Furthermore "the heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked..." (Jeremiah 17:9). By your reasoning, a husband is justified in cheating on his wife (when the Bible condemns adultery just as it does homosexuality) because his heart desired another woman. It's wrong.

Jesus said go forth and sin no more. Repentance means not wanting to and seeking to avoid the sin again. There's a difference between a lapse and living in sin. If I'm in a homosexual relationship or live according to my heart and desires, I'd be living in sin and like all homosexual practicers won't enter the kingdom of heaven.

To be honest, waxing is pretty painless everywhere except your genitals and a few other sensitive areas. You could consider that or laser hair removal if you can afford it. I don't like my body hair either but mine grows incredibly slowly and is rather easy to manage. Waxing generally lasts me about a month or so on average.

Also my therapist gave up on me because I couldn't change my mind

Maybe I'll let you lick them. I'll maybe even give you a footjob in return.

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>god is loving and worth worship
>god would cruelly force you to be gay while saying you are awful if you have a bf
pick one

literally just remove the jewish brainwashing from your head, move away from the bad influence of your family and live your own life and not the life of some 2000 year old sub 80 iq jew

Wow it's almost like the bible is just a bunch of nonsense some old people made up to control the youth and gain a shit load of money!

What are some games with good character creation for male characters

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That image is a good bust

Partially true but very misleading.
If hypothetically there were a weeb that were confident, proud, and secure in their interests then yes this would be what they play it for.
But most weebs are people who are very unhappy in their life, and seek escapism. They wish they could live the life of an anime girl and project themselves into her. They don't like her because she's cute, they like her because she lives a better life than they do and they wish they could be her.
Why do you think weebs don't go for stories of personal growth and strength in the face of a seemingly overwhelming enemy, but instead opt for stories of an incompetent but adorable moeblob who still has tons of friends even if literally every other character has more of an arc than she does?

>letting anons see your feet uncensored
they don't deserve it

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He doesn't force me to be gay. Gay implies acting on it, which is one's own free will. I'm same sex attracted and that attraction is the "thorn in the flesh" that isn't removed for reasons beyond my understanding. Calling yourself gay is first and foremost labelling yourself a sinner. You don't see people saying "I'm an adulterous Christian," or "I'm a thieving Christian!"

Why is Astolfo so perfect?
>Tfw you cosplay as him

You know more about your own faith and theology than I do user, but please don't torture yourself over this. You can agonize over something that many people feel cannot be changed or you can live a happy but otherwise pious life. As I said before, you must ask yourself, if God truly loves and cares for you, would he want you to live a life like this? You can be gay and still be a good person and while I don't know everything about Christianity, I imagine being a good, moral person is the main highlight and take away.

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Do retards actually believe this crap? Yikes try to get educated

Nigga fucking tell me which game, because every game I play has twink ass bitches instead of do is hunks

>game has make or Female options
>want to play Male to wear the cool armor and wield the big swords/want to romance the waifus/also identify as male
>want to play female to dress up in cute outfits and admire my avatar

It’s a struggle every time at character creation.

So you are calling yourself gay but because your brain is filled with retarded jew nonsense you try to pretend you aren't even though you clearly are gay.
No because christians would lie about those things will still doing them.

oof steady up there friendo, there's no need for that kind of language here.

I've done the research. Following Christ isn't supposed to be without challenge or difficulty. No where in the Bible does it say one will be constantly happy because of it.

agp

imagine being brainwashed by religious "morals" and then you grow up to be gay and hate yourself just because that's what your retarded parents did to you

Imagine pretending like you have to make your life more difficult just to fill the pockets of some jews who know the shit they are preaching is bullshit unlike the people giving them money

god pretty much killed people and families just to test them, being gay and having to be not gay is pretty much his whole thing

I'm not even purely same sex attracted.

From the past (when I had no qualms about masturbating, before finding Christ, and when I have occasional lapses today)
>used to fap to straight stuff most often, typically self insert as the woman
>past year been way more into feminine guys (self insert) getting dicked
>don't want to penetrate anything at all
>Don't like bald/ing guys or guys with beards
>Do like certain other masculine traits, like big dicks and fat male bellies

>game has skimpy outfit for males
nice

Well it's pretty clear I wont be able to change your mind as some user on the internet, you should talk to more priests and therapists.

Because you're basically going to have to choose if living an unhappy existence is worth an off chance at going to heaven.
Just remember user suicide is a sin too so if you have a mental break at some point and that becomes something you'd consider you might as well just start living the "sinful existence" cause killing yourself would be a express trip to hell anyway so you might as well take your chances on the leading a good life while being gay thing.
I do still believe it's definitely not even really on gods radar for things that'll get you sent to hell, I think it was when it was combined with other things like a hedonistic lifestyle and generally doing wrong.
If jesus knew anything it was that people could be imperfect but still be good at their core.

>play dragon age inquistion
>can be a cute trap Elf that is actually a male
GOTYAY

imagine babies

if he doesn't poof it away then he is forcing you to have that attraction,a loving god wouldn't do that,a loving god thats at all worth worship wouldn't allow you to face life long agony.

Oh I'd absolutely have killed myself by now (for primarily unrelated reasons like depression and anxiety) if it wouldn't send me to Hell.

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It's ultimately your choice, but to think someone would live like that makes me sad. You should be happy with who you are, no one is without imperfections.
I have some friends that went to Christian schools and while I don't know much myself, they've told me different denominations do tend to reject the old testament, where I believe they said most of that stuff happened. I don't know if Christianity is one of those or not, however.

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>Oh I'd absolutely have killed myself by now (for primarily unrelated reasons like depression and anxiety) if it wouldn't send me to Hell.
that's also a sin
you aren't actually "good" doing good deeds in fear of punishment isn't good enough in gods book
you have to be actually good

That's not theologically true in the slightest, and again by your logic a kleptomaniac whose illness never goes away is justified in theft and a married man who wants to fuck his neighbor's wife should be allowed to with no consequences.

Imagine having fairytales dictate how you are allowed to live your life
So this is the power of religion...

Pain isn't that much of a factor. It's money that's the issue. I just can't afford it. I've used creams before and had a mixed experience with it. It worked well but I hated the way the hair grew back.

>Jesus is very clear about what he considers acceptable (man and woman),

source

I consider myself gay but I get off more to the idea of gay relationships more than specically guys. I catch myself looking at other guys and thinking "oh hes cute" but I fap to pure loving non h yuri more than yaoi

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>and again by your logic a kleptomaniac whose illness never goes away is justified in theft
it is justified

you are probably the same group of people that think mental illness is made up and isn't a defense

Saints Row series has some fun possibilities.

Pls answer promptly

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Maybe if I shove my cute dick in your bussy you'll change your mind

Let's be honest, boys are better when they look like girls.

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Waxing is relatively inexpensive when you consider most people experience permanent hair reduction after a number of sessions. I have very thin sparse body hair but the lady I spoke to told me I would likely be seeing permanent results in approximately a year's time, but obviously your milage will vary.

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black desert? kinda

am i pretty? :(

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biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 19:1-12&version=KJV

It's an illness but it's a result of the Fall in the Garden of Eden. We're not perfect but that's not an excuse for wrongdoing and to giving into Satan's lies.

I don’t buy games anymore unless the guys have shirtless options available.

no

probably photoshopped, but yes

How do I into waxing?

>permenant hair reduction
yes please. I guess I don't have much of a choice. I'm a fuzzy twink unfortunately so i have lots of hair lmao

maybe i can get some random dudes to on instagram to pay for it or something

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>be tumblrette "artist"
>randomly highlight body parts with color red

just get lazered, its not even that expensive now

I've struggled with this too, user. I'm not certain you've come to the correct conclusion, though. Consider the possibility that you've been unsuccessful because you're praying for the wrong thing. These helped me, I suggest reading and considering them in prayer.

matthewvines.com/transcript/
geekyjustin.com/great-debate/

Don't try to rationalize your choices yourself, you seem to have decided what "should" be the right path and are struggling with it. Maybe it's a sign that you're off the mark.

It's just a snapchat filter

:(

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If you saw a cute boy like me wearing Astolfo cosplay, what would you do?

...wat,being gay doesn't hurt anyone,just cause the epic of gilgim...i mean the bible says so doesn't mean its true.

I wouldn't recommend trying it yourself, but if you're so inclined, either look into wax strips or find a recipe for sugaring, I think it was called. You can damage your skin however and I would definitely recommend getting it professionally done.
Just please don't take advantage of others user!

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You look like a goblin