This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD. I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE
HAHA. FAT CHANCE
Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
Believe me I am still alive
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
STILL ALIVE
This was a triumph!
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>Yea Forums is so full of newfags none of them have played portal
i hate this fucking website
kys
make a better thread if you want replies faggot, it has to be clickbait, good keywords are “Epic”, “censorship”, “sjw”, etc.
if you wanted replies you need to do something like this
>playing portal 2
>fuck epic games
glados' voice turns me on, I had a constant boner the first play through (game isn't that long but still)
let me ruin that for you:
I've even pirated portal.
100%
>make a better thread by turning it into a shitpost
why are we still here, just to suffer?
THE CAEK IZ A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!111
XDDDD
>still thinking portal is cringe because of a decade-old meme
>2019
ISHYGDDT
I think this might have been the last time I cried at a vidya.
Yikes and cringepilled
I may have cried at the end of Portal 2 from sheer joy but that years ago and I can't remember. I'm a little bitch though
Imagine being such a jaded obnoxious elitist that you think having emotions is "cringe"
Having emotions is normal
Crying to Portal is cringy and pathetic
Back when being a bit absurd and silly was okay before the lolsorandum crowd took control and bastardized shit like "the cake is a lie" into nonsensical retardation
>user thinks portal is cringe
>cries to Path of Borealis once a month
you know who you are
hello user who was actually there. 2007-2009 was an amazing time to play video games.
>crying to portal is pathetic and cringy
yes how cringe worthy to get an emotional connection to one of the greatest games of all time
shut the fuck up
>unironically thinking Portal is one of the greatest games of all time
Ahahaha holy shit
Based
it objectively is
Still would
According to a lot of people who aren’t you: it is.
Thank fuck.
Jokes on you, I've also wanted to fuck the witch and the combine overwatch