Lives alone in a tower

>lives alone in a tower
>is called Alonne

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you're definetely the first guy to make that pun

>Let's recreate shittiest area from the base game in the DLC
at least the boss was fun

>dragon without scales
>called seath the scaleless
whoa...

>demon that lives in the undead asylum
>called asylum demon
holy shit

>knight wielding a giant mirror
>his name is mirror knight

holy shit fuck off

>giant, gay knight
>called giagantus, the faggot bearer

long walk short pier you fucking idiot

>Nintendo's mascot
>hat says "M" instead of "N"
Hmmm..

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>part man part machine all cop
>called “robocop”

>bed of chaos
>is a tree

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>flying man
>his name is manflier

The symbol on his hat is actually two upside down Ls touching in the middle, indicating how he's twice as good as Luigi

>Isshin
>has a sweep attack
>target Is Shin

I should be embarrassed laughing at these

>dancing enemy
>referred to as “cutter of the rug wasteland”

>Shin Akuma
>both his legs have shins
>he's strong like a kuma (japanese for bear)
holy shit

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>guardian Ape
>is Ape
>is Guardian things

>is a fat and ugly person in real life
>chooses an attractive character to play

>bear fighter from japanese game
>name is literally just "kuma"

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>enemy always makes a perfect point
>referred to in game as, Hittit Onthenail

>kuma and Akuma are default team mates in Street Fighter x Tekken

Doesnt he kill himself if you defeat him without taking a hit?

>Gwyn
>Loses

he commits sudoku, also after entering the fog gate you have enough time for a bow before he charges at you

He does indeed.

>Akuma-kuma is a double fighter like noob-smoke

>Gyobu Masaka Oniwa
>wears two shoes
>only puts my sock on, only one

>buy a looking glass that can be used as a shield, really hyped to be known as looking glass knight
>everyone calls me mirror knight instead

>final boss commits sexual assault
>name revealed to be Metoovious

>covered in plate armor
>wears a mask
>wields a giant sword
>is a giant
>is a dad
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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KAMILE IS A MAN'S NAME

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ROOOOOBEEEEEERRRRT

Bravo, Dabid!

He's back!

INITIATE PHASE ONE.

Fuck you

>Sudoku

Should've bought a spyglass instead

No NG+ though. False diety.

t. Kamile?

he was called mirror knight originally and actually had a functional mirror shield
like everything ds2 it was downgraded

>being this ignorant
>called faggot

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According to Shigeru Miyazaki, founder of Nintendo, it means he has to try twice as hard to be as good as Luigi.

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>Is a cathedral
>Get set on fire.

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>boss has a fat fucking ass