Damn

damn

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>All with just a fucking crowbar

But he had a arsenal of weapons

But did his crowbar helped him get a third game?

>pencil pusher
>somehow an expert at using weapons
>reloads weapons in less than 2 seconds

I don't buy it. Gordon Freeman is a CIA mole

gordon is a alien intergalactic special agent hired by gman
he had his memory swiped and replaced to fit the job and have sympathy for humans
that's why gman observes him

That's a more likely scenario, but we'll never know because HL3 is never coming out.

I think you underestimate how good the HIV suit is

A paper pusher with a handful of guns and a suit of pseudo-power armor that boosted everything he could do

I don't get the crowbar thing. If you kill every single monster you encounter, you'll still only use the crowbar as a weapon three times ever, and that covers all the games.

I don't even see why it's considered his signature weapon, much less the imagery of him actually using it to kill anything but a headcrab.

>American male 16 years before current year, so probably has at least some gun experience
>Physics PhD at 21
>Working at a secret government lab to boot
So he's a genius that lives in a country where he would have a reason to study guns. It's not impossible.

No Gordon is just Gabe's self insert

Holy fuck that is actually halfway plausible.

I like this theory, always thought it was silly how people jack off Gordon for being a nerd

Doesn't Black Mesa even have on-site shooting ranges? Other than the Anomalous Materials department, I mean.

He's D-FENS.

Yes, you can hear an announcement about shooting competition happening later that day while you are riding the tram to work in Half-Life 1.

I tried to do a no bullets allowed run, and the crowbar actually turns out to be pretty fucking lethal if you can get in fast enough.

also freeman is shepard

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Wow, who could have guessed the only melee weapon is the best choice on a non-shooting run?

Well, no, the grav gun is still better. But for close quarters the crowbar is genuinely viable, mostly because the enemies stop shooting once you get up in their face and they'll avoid friendly fire, so if you position yourself well, you can take down whole squads within seconds and with minimal damage.

You're really taking for granted the fact that most enemies in Half-life with guns or other ranged attacks(I and II) just stop shooting if your'e close enough to use the crowbar. Other shooters around that time were not like that. The AI in those games would just delete you if you tried it.

Great movie, just rewatched it recently.

Isaac Clarke > Gordon Freeman

AND HE'S ALMOST 50

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What's with people hyping up the accomplishments of completely fictional characters?

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>hold my FUCKEDUPFACE

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Fun facts:
1)
If you swung the crowbar in the air often enough there was a 0.00001% chance to split the atoms, causing a nuclear explosion and ending the game prematurely with the "Freeman Explosion".

2)
You power suit could also be used to charge any mobile device so that you can play a game while you play a game (but watch out for headcrabs).

3)
Aside from the F man and the G man the H man also exists but is hidden in a corridor behind a hangard door that never opens and you can only get there via noclip. Strangely he's nowhere to be found after coming back from Xen.

why did i bought this shit

HEV*